When you realise this man was a shaolin monk in an ancient shaolin temple Edit: don’t spam me in the comments about whether he’s a disciple lol. Thanks for correcting me but please don’t spam the same thing
At this point I don't even know what I'm laughing to anymore. There's a thousand funny edits in one video and my brain can only handle so much so i just just just just just just.... 404
Ranton : *speaking in german and other languages* Me : what is this shit? Not everyone knows languages like these. Why does he keep using-- Ranton : Madarchud Me : he speaks the language of Gods.
@@VaporSprite Yeah, at first I thought that he was Japanese, then I thought he was French because of the way he said "Mission" and "Piccadily" and then I figured that he was German because of his navigator language. Wtf.
I agree with most of what was said EXCEPT I'm surprised he didn't mention the massive camping problem most of the reviewers/players have been complaining about.
@@RealRanton Due to the game's map design there's a LOT more places you can get shot from which up to a certain point is good as it requires players to think more carefully (and more meaningful decisions means more fun). But on most maps in a majority of modes it goes overboard to the point where you are severely punished for moving around the map whereas camping is greatly rewarded (which is the opposite of fun for both the campers AND their victims, it feels unfair getting killed by one and winning through this strategy is equally unsatisfying). There are a few other gameplay decisions that have incentivized camping as well. To be fair camping has always been viable in Call Of Duty; but it was limited to a few spots per map where everybody knew the campers hung out. Whereas in this game there's tens if not well over a hundred spots per map people can successfully camp. I like what this game was going for slowing down the pace but the execution could have been significantly better. Still does a lot better than previous entries though and is a good game none the less.
IcedVenom Nightcore yea but she isn’t innocent. In this campaign, there is one scene where the mother grabs a baby and holds it, not trying to kill you. You can still shoot her however
@@RealRanton Oh she had to do it? XD Wasn't using her as a camera tripod enough? XD anyway, if you read this, thank you for replying and good luck with your next video, whatever may it be
2 minutes in and I’ve already gotten more spoilers than I wanted 😅 gonna come back to this vid after I play the full campaign tho cuz I love Ranton’s vids
0:20 What's scary and funny is that while it's a joke, he also flexing on his audience because if he really wanted to, he make you experience that exact scene.
His editing is simply the best on TH-cam.
Agree
Indeed
Seen better from brazilian youtubers.
@@customfashionazr MENTEROSO!!!
@@rkshn still waiting for the colab :)
"War doesn't affect me, I'm white."
~Ranton, 2019
Ww1 ww2.... Ya know.... All the real major wars lol
Omg that statement is outrageous. I know it's supposed to be comedy, but how can he say that. He's obviously yellow.
@@trueskyte oh
I thought you meant the other part
;)
affect*
Jokes on him, he isnt white, it affects him thats why i got 450 score for the kill man
When you realise this man was a shaolin monk in an ancient shaolin temple
Edit: don’t spam me in the comments about whether he’s a disciple lol. Thanks for correcting me but please don’t spam the same thing
Epsa DQZ and he speaks german
Absoluter ehrenmann
@@PlaceboZypresse Aber auch nur für die Videos
Disciple not a monk
Comrade Gopnik oh right thanks for correcting me
@@BBSomali no he was a monk
At this point I don't even know what I'm laughing to anymore. There's a thousand funny edits in one video and my brain can only handle so much so i just just just just just just.... 404
Shout-out to his wife who just stands there videoing him while he goes crazy without laughing 😂 😂.
You mean *shout out to his family*
You can hear her giggle at time's
I don't think she keeps it without constantly crashing on the floor. Imposibiru!
Rantoni : “He shots the dog”
Everyone : gets John wick flashbacks*
shoots*
@@Burstify okey english boyz
@@MuhdAriff-kv5zn on god
@@Burstify shot
Not gonna lie, I pulled the trigger on that one...
"Don't be fooled,Activision still is Cancer"
Rantoni 2019
But Hes right
Thats the reason why im not getting this game. They're going to ruin it as soon as Christmas passes
@@antifuzzball5281 Im still gonna try it out
AntiFuzzball52 welp you were wrong (imo at least)
"People are getting rekt while i was getting ERECT"
That line, i felt that
misanthropist’s dream
Yeah in ur pants
Ranton's shaolin master: Ranton is one of our most humble students
Ranton: PEOPLE WERE REKT WHILE I WAS GETTING ErEct
did they really say this lol
link me brother
@@DawnAfternoon Yeah he was praised by his masters a lot for being humble
Theres no way you cant love ranton for stuff like this bahahahah
Freezing Jazzy, maybe he only puts on this personality during his videos. I would bet that he is really chill in real life and not this chaotic.
@@tromboneman4517 of course lol, he's just joking around
2:46 *instant jumpscare.*
S O C I E T Y
Thanks lol. Saw this at 2:42
Grandson
Priz The Wizard the funniest jumpscare at that
S O C I E T Y
I wonder what's going through his wife's head while she's filming?
didnt you watch the video?
he's a single player
Probably “Fuck, I got a lot of editing to do today.”
Lol she's really cool about it... If you watch the "Should your boyfriend watch Ranton" video she narrates that entire video and its HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
JosefaKela HAHAHA FR
@@ynpavo
1:09 supreme confidence you are lookin at here
I can't even look at the comments while the video is playing because I'll miss thirty different edits.
"If you don´t like it, so are you"
14-year olds: *I really felt that*
Yo, I'm 10 and this is really deep
I'm 18 and I felt that
Daz deep,....
MAYBE
6:02 just pause. Just do it
?
0:48
@@diablohorer Shaolin temple workout for your living room
Yes 😂😂
JOJI
If you shoot the dog before he does, Kyle apologizes
“Sorry, pooch” - Gaz, 2019
I don’t know who this guy is, but I’m only a minute in and I love him
I think that’s how it is for everyone watching him for the first time.
You should check out his Mortal Kombat review, then.
Rat King Requiem I first saw him talking about his shaolin experience but yes for most people
He’s a monk respecc him
2:25-3:05 is nothing short of perfection
2:08 You can even shoot the dog yourself. Your character then says: "Sorry Pooch."
Das sad
Juan Cortez Muro nice try
Wow that's a lot of attention to detail
How do you know?
@@anoldtimer I watched a video of the complete story and the guy who played it shot the dog
Dude... 17 seconds in and you just know it's a Ranton video
17 seconds???? How bout when you clicked the video lol
For me it takes less than 5 to know
I still suffer imagining what editing one of his videos would feel like, it's amazing
“He shoots the dog.”
*La Castle Vania intensifies.*
Calling John wick XD
@@awesomealvee5613 He can't defeat Ass Laser Ranton
Creed was my favorite character from the office
John wick + Keanu Reeves: *A N G E R Y*
This guy is Shang Tsung in his prime.
Imma need a toe graph for that one ^
@@delphic7716 still Chinese
*"the greatest editor ever known to man"*
...to man what? A horse?
I wouldn’t be surprised
To 🦆
@Juan Cortez Muro
piss off you thickheaded knob
@@Neo2266. lmao
"mit dem Angriff Steiners wird das alles in Ordnung kommen ..." xD
Patrick Hainzl das hat mich so gekillt
1:00 whiplash joke had me sooo dead😂😂😂 I freaking love you ranton 😂😂😂
"Bruh"
-Dimitri, probably
“I care about the single player , cus im a siiingle plaaayyyaaa “
SUPREME CONFIDENCE, YOU'RE LUGGIN' AT HIYAH.
3:00 I love how he puts an ad this exact moment
right
It was very nice
"Mit dem Angriff Steiners..."
Ja wer wurde denn da wohl zitiert...
@i can be King again Ja
@i can be King again Ich denke wie die meisten jungen Leute heutzutage: Die Hälfte aus der Schule und die andere Hälfte aus dem Internet
Wut
i can be King again erstaunlicher finde ich, dass er den amerikanischen Humor so gut versteht
@i can be King again bin 16 und habe ein ähnliches Level, einfach viel Englisch ausm Internet konsumieren
3:00 literally just got on ad right after he clicked. Timing👌
Ranton : *speaking in german and other languages*
Me : what is this shit? Not everyone knows languages like these. Why does he keep using--
Ranton : Madarchud
Me : he speaks the language of Gods.
I just knew that this comment would be here and I'm so happy
Funny Asian dude speaking German..... Subscribed.
5:23
Rantoni: getting mad about a guy shooting a dog
Also him:eating dog
@@ezclap1445 deelet this
redmotive ok
LMFAOOOOO
That is a real bruh moment right there
David cat Plays Chill out bro, it's a stereotype only. If you want to be a party-pooper you should say he's actually German cause you'd be right.
This guy is a running meme , and I love him ! xD
@@VaporSprite Yeah, at first I thought that he was Japanese, then I thought he was French because of the way he said "Mission" and "Piccadily" and then I figured that he was German because of his navigator language. Wtf.
Just in case anyone was wondering the song at 3:00 is called "Euros, Yen, Dollar" by 18 Karat.
THAAAAAAAAANK YOOOOUUUU!
Thnx
2:46 for maximum society
S O C I E T Y
2:48 THAT SCARED ME RANTON BRO WTF
Ranton be like all i have are bruh moments
4:35 this sounds like every night at my home, i dont know what my dad is doing.
Russian : *see the title*
Also Russian : "can relate"
@Mstislaw AA but you forget the real proud moment. that's all based on true events of Haditha massacre.
@#1 ratbag -"this game goes extremely easy on the Russians." And because of that they are representing USA's warcrimes as if it was done by RF?
“Blend in with civilian actions to get past guards.”
"I care about the single player because I'm a single playa'"
That line was slick, playa' 🤜💥🤛
Says it while wife is filming him say it
Ranton: War doesn't affect me, I'm white.
Every European war: Cough Cough Cough
I agree with most of what was said EXCEPT I'm surprised he didn't mention the massive camping problem most of the reviewers/players have been complaining about.
What problem?
Ranton ah shit
@@RealRanton This problem: th-cam.com/video/lqq9weMUG9E/w-d-xo.html
@@RealRanton Due to the game's map design there's a LOT more places you can get shot from which up to a certain point is good as it requires players to think more carefully (and more meaningful decisions means more fun). But on most maps in a majority of modes it goes overboard to the point where you are severely punished for moving around the map whereas camping is greatly rewarded (which is the opposite of fun for both the campers AND their victims, it feels unfair getting killed by one and winning through this strategy is equally unsatisfying). There are a few other gameplay decisions that have incentivized camping as well. To be fair camping has always been viable in Call Of Duty; but it was limited to a few spots per map where everybody knew the campers hung out. Whereas in this game there's tens if not well over a hundred spots per map people can successfully camp. I like what this game was going for slowing down the pace but the execution could have been significantly better. Still does a lot better than previous entries though and is a good game none the less.
Camping isn't bad per say.
Running and gunning isn't always a smart plan. Personally I like the mix of technical shooters and arcade fast-paced ones
0:21 your skills(editing) have improved after that I couldn't breathe.
5:16 yep, that is exactly how I run.
2:46 0.25 speed oh god it’s so frickin scary
Ich liebe die deutschen Einschübe wie „MEGA SPRINT“
0:17
I cant find *a specific game for you* anywhere on the internet
Hope the review shines light on that game
that game was underrated gem
8:55
Currently in my Bathtub, thanks for the reminder
4:44 caught me with the guard down hahaha😂
4:08 when you teabagging a dead girls body but then the enemy shoots you
_"Probably, no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and civilization. We must make our choice; we cannot have both."_
-Abraham Flexner
Abraham flexner flexing his knowledge on flexing
Guy has been false since ancient egypt.
"I entered Rome a city of brick and left it a city of marble." - Augustus Octavius Caesar
Objectively false.
Geil,ein 15% deutscher und 85% englischer channel. XD
Echt so, wie kann man nur so witzig sein?
Er ist halt in Deutschland auf gewachsen oder so er kann echt gut deutsch auf jeden Fall
You're so funny I just discovered you man, instant subscribe
That was easily the MOST chaotic intro yet, well done
there's a frame at 2:47 perfect for the "when mom find poop sock" meme
"War doesn't effect me, I'm white."
**History, and modern wars have entered the chat**
"What kind of game makes you shoot women?"
Do you not remember Black Ops 1 where Castro's "wife" tries to shoot you?
IcedVenom Nightcore yea but she isn’t innocent. In this campaign, there is one scene where the mother grabs a baby and holds it, not trying to kill you. You can still shoot her however
@@resident1123 I'm pretty sure you get a game over if you shoot her.
@@loganedom8701 nope
@@yeraveragelad4012 I know for sure you do if you shoot the baby
@@Cloud-fj1oy not saying I did it. Just that i know what happens if you do. You get like a custom message from the devs berating you
Still getting over the fact that you put on Joker’s full Makeup just for a 1 second skit
My poor wife 😂
@@RealRanton
Oh she had to do it? XD
Wasn't using her as a camera tripod enough? XD
anyway, if you read this, thank you for replying and good luck with your next video, whatever may it be
2 minutes in and I’ve already gotten more spoilers than I wanted 😅 gonna come back to this vid after I play the full campaign tho cuz I love Ranton’s vids
If u tell me this dude was a shaolin monk without me knowing, I would think that u are delusional..
Shaolin disciple
You are actually my hero. I’ve waited too long for this
Being subscribed to Ranton makes cocaine seem tame.
Lol awesome video as always man
Bro, anyone else get an ad when he clicked on his video? That timing tho
That transition into the first AD though!!! That was clean!
0:21 best part I want more of this
dude i gotta play the campaign now because of the shaolin monks now😂😂
dude same😭
Now
I was watching Trevor James and I got a notification from Ranton... coincidence? I think not.
3:55 okey thank you for making me fail NoNutNovember on the first day, but God almighty thats THICC
2:28 where is that sound? The:"ACH JA" love,I want to make it my message sound.
I upvote your videos as soon as i enter for two reasons:
1- your editing
2- you're a genuine person
Thank you
This is one of my favourite Reviews from you, very NOICE.
Noice?
@@AweSomo84 exaggerated nice
those intros never cease to impress me💯
I honestly comeback to appreciate the editing.
Just got to this channel, and WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Where have you been all my life?!? Subbed!
3:00 you definantly planned, got an ad right their perfect timing
5:25 Did you just say 'Madarchod'? Hahahahaha. I died.
Who else can you load up a video and hear “War does not affect me I’m white” 😂😂 I love it❤️
0:20
What's scary and funny is that while it's a joke, he also flexing on his audience because if he really wanted to, he make you experience that exact scene.
4:09 I got a scooby doo ad right as you did that😂
When you said "kaka" @ 8:21 I expected to see a picture of the footballer Kaka. Disappointed a bit :))
I lost it when the monk got shot and he gave him a good rating.😂
0:20 Love thes part!!
😩🤣🤣his editing and content is tops, subscribing now
4:08 I was literally sipping on my cup when this happened. God damn you
2:03
John Wick: U should be glad I didn’t earn that puppy
1:21 8 year old me after eating 5 vita gummies instead of 1
this channel is the most accurate representation of abstract chaos I've encountered and i love it
2:25-3:05 is the funniest thing I've seen in any video game review on TH-cam.
While you
RUNNING LIKE LADY EH
Fuckin had me howling lmao
Wenn Ranton ein Video raus haut und ich eine Arbeit morgen schreibe
Keine Schwäche ZEIGEN
The Best game review I've ever seen! Editing LVL:9000
The true horror:Pissed off Ranton
2:40 this honestly freaked me out at first.
Your hard work is smelling from the videos 👍
Holy cow, you're 600k. I subbed to you back when you were less than a 100 knowing I struck gold. Good work Ranton! Keep making us proud bro!
“One broken gun can ruin it” I know which one is broken.
725
725 has a longer 1 shot kill range than the AX-50
I don't know this guy
But this... 1:57
This is a sign that he knows what he's doing
Your editing is the best I’ve ever seen 💀😂😂😂
He has the best editing style in TH-cam and I was confused for a few second but god I was laughing almost through the hole video and dying too 🤣🤣
Ranton: makes a dog eating joke
*John Wick wants to know your location*