This video absolutely sums up the frustration of a first-time playthrough of this game. Heavy Iron were smoking crack when they designed these challenges and token requirements.
Pretty sure games like these were meant to be hard to encourage more rentals. Y'know, back when Blockbuster and game rentals were a thing. Make the game stupidly hard so that the chances of you beating it in 1 rental period were virtually impossible.
"Mindy please, Bikini bottom needs us, mr Krabs needs us!" You do not have enough goofy goober tokens, SpongeBob. I will let plankton completely destroy bikini bottom before I allow you to move forward without paying this arbitrary-ass toll, SpongeBob. The innocent weep before the uncollected goober tokens, SpongeBob.
As a child who grew up with this game and went back at some point to play through it fully. I can safely say this game drove me insane as a child, and still did when I went back for it. I should play it again lol
This game and the Jak series were my favorite games but looking back I actually don't think I ever played them past the first couple missions cuz they were ridiculously difficult 😂😂
@ DUDE I LOVED JAK AND DAXTER. I also get your point about not getting through the first few levels lol. Somehow at one point my brain just figured out how video games worked and I figured out how to progress. I remember not even being able to get past the starting area of Kingdom Hearts, but then my brain just worked one day.
@justinbuddy56 yea my friend made me fight the 13 bosses of organization 13 in kh2 and I still have ptsd from that. Then in my early twenties I literally bought Jak 3 as a full ass grown man and with a developed brain and still could barely get halfway through the game before I was like "bro I'm spending way too much time on this" 🤣🤣🤣
In the final level of the game, there is a secret corner you can discover and that corner goes into detail about the "developer time records" for all the sliding and driving missions which take up half the games playtime These times are insane and I dunno how its even statistically possible to make them as accurately as they're defined. They remind me a lot of the Platinum Relic Challenges in the Crash Bandicoot Games
I absolutely COULD NOT with the bathtub race level. I never got past it as a kid. It got me so upset when I was younger that I think it's the first controller I ever threw
I will always love this game, but my god did I feel your rage in those moments I just wish there was Planktopolis footage in this video because that level is insane
The budget of this game must've covered the shoe strings the dev needed to replace on his way to the office and nothing more. Holy shit that ending was awful.
Funny thing is, it’s different from the way the movie ended, and I think the game was in development before the movie actually came out (to coincide with the release) so they had no idea how it actually ended, only certain rough notes
"This game is pretty fun" I'm gonna keep it real with you, this video leads me to believe otherwise. Except for the powerpoint cutscenes, those were a good genuine laugh.
11:45 i never beat this game as a kid but played it so much is this scream genuinely in there, he just does that? im laughing so hard at how they just got some intern to do the powerpoint cutscenes
Yup, that ending is 100% real, played in full. I couldn't believe what I was seeing, they really ran out of money and honestly if I got that ending as a kid I'd be so mad.
@@LooneyWooney I never ever got past the part with the lava slide as a kid no matter how hard I tried, and for some reason the game completely left my mind, was a real treat to see this, love the content
This game really epitomizes the era of tie-in games that clearly had love poured into them and were fun but flawed from serious development issues that you have to feel sorry for. Like the fact that devs didn't always want to make the games so hard but they were mandated to make it harder to artificially extend the play time so it's seen as more worth parents' money. Or working on the game while the movie/whatever is still itself being developed so they don't actually know how the plot goes so it flails strangely. I'm both glad these don't exist in the same way anymore but at the same time despise the current practice of putting our the barest and most soulless skeletons of games with no personality or charm to them. BTW, Loona or anyone else, go try Stitch: Experiment 626. It takes place before the events of Lilo and Stitch and the soundtrack is fire, if simplistic. You play as Stitch running around destroying things laughing maniacally.
Imagine If Korekiyo shinguji commited Murder in the third trial not because of his sister or whatever happened in Danganronpa V3 but he didn't have enough goofy goober tokens to progress.
man, my experience must've been traumatic, because only thing I kinda remember doing in this game are the damn timed trials. I definitely beat it, but my brain doesn't wiped most of that. This was a funny watch
Ngl some of these are examples of legitimately bad game design, requiring you to react to things you can’t see or appear directly in front of you, requiring you to take multiple attempts to learn it. It wouldn’t be bad if the game used failing as a mechanic, but this is just designed to punish for nothing lol
God, this game whooped me as a kid. I couldn't even unlock the last move. I just know I would never have beaten the last level or boss, even if I could.
Oh man this brings back memories, I played the first half of this game so many time over, but never got past shell city I think. I love the menu a lot, all the funny dialouge and text, and the neat extras. Some of those voicelines still bounce around my head a decade after I played it on Gamecube
dude the time challenges and rings challenges are either first clear or fucking obnoxiously difficult. only a few are of amicable difficulty. i don't remember ANY of the level names but I remember rub a dub dub. fuck that challenge. the fact you HAVE to do the MAJORITY of the challenges in this game fucking baffles me. I'm pretty sure the way the game progresses you HAVE to do levels like rub a dub dub.
what if you went to heaven but god said: "you do not have enough goofy goober tokens to progress"
This meme deserves to come back
LOL I miss this meme
He'll send my ass back to Earth to complete more challenges 😢
same energy as “you’ve unlocked the bowling minigame”
God will send me back to my worst day on Earth to do a ring challenge.
dudes be like: "you don't have enough goofy goober tokens"
my brother in christ, YOU ARE *GIVING US THE TOKENS*
My sister in Neptune*
That... never occurred to me.
@@brookagainstthemachine My sister in your dad*
That doesn't sound right...
This video absolutely sums up the frustration of a first-time playthrough of this game. Heavy Iron were smoking crack when they designed these challenges and token requirements.
It's like they gave the controller to the best time trial player ever to exist as a playtester.
Pretty sure games like these were meant to be hard to encourage more rentals. Y'know, back when Blockbuster and game rentals were a thing. Make the game stupidly hard so that the chances of you beating it in 1 rental period were virtually impossible.
@@bugjamsYeah, but I thought that was in the 80’s in 90’s.
That explanation makes sense because I rented this game from Blockbuster and we ended up buying it
Coming off the back of the phenomenal BFBB as well. Really strange.
"Mindy please, Bikini bottom needs us, mr Krabs needs us!"
You do not have enough goofy goober tokens, SpongeBob. I will let plankton completely destroy bikini bottom before I allow you to move forward without paying this arbitrary-ass toll, SpongeBob.
The innocent weep before the uncollected goober tokens, SpongeBob.
gf says mptigtdbfigtkt and mindy says sgfydheggttgtyh
This is an allegory for capitalism
@@mell7249more like an allegory for monarchies
@@mell7249well actually both
all of my anger as a child in this damn game in one video lol.
2:08 The absolutely raw, primal, childhood rage that has been reawakened within me is insane
When I get so pissed off at Spongebob I start swearing evil incantations
As a child who grew up with this game and went back at some point to play through it fully. I can safely say this game drove me insane as a child, and still did when I went back for it. I should play it again lol
Me and my friend loved this game I don’t remember it being difficult lol
Same
2:12 Core gamer rage memory unlocked:
I used to think I was bad at video games as a kid. Turns out I was just playing a dark souls game disguised as SpongeBob.
This game and the Jak series were my favorite games but looking back I actually don't think I ever played them past the first couple missions cuz they were ridiculously difficult 😂😂
@ DUDE I LOVED JAK AND DAXTER.
I also get your point about not getting through the first few levels lol. Somehow at one point my brain just figured out how video games worked and I figured out how to progress.
I remember not even being able to get past the starting area of Kingdom Hearts, but then my brain just worked one day.
@justinbuddy56 yea my friend made me fight the 13 bosses of organization 13 in kh2 and I still have ptsd from that.
Then in my early twenties I literally bought Jak 3 as a full ass grown man and with a developed brain and still could barely get halfway through the game before I was like "bro I'm spending way too much time on this" 🤣🤣🤣
@@dallasdominguez2224 I got stuck in the first Trench Level after that the game went on the Fritz, It was a borrowed game from my cousin.
i love the editing so much with all of the mess ups, and the censoring is pretty creative too
Bro got so mad that he spoke backwards
Mindy is like Moneybags the Bear from Spyro. She just can't allow the player to progress without paying "a small fee"
Literally a greedy capitalist in disguise
A Monarch and a Capitalist, both fucking over the working class. True to life
0:55 Meatwad ah response lmao
NAH BUT IT DID SOUND LIKE HIM! 😭
The trolled
The difficulty curve in this game was a right angle.
In the final level of the game, there is a secret corner you can discover and that corner goes into detail about the "developer time records" for all the sliding and driving missions which take up half the games playtime
These times are insane and I dunno how its even statistically possible to make them as accurately as they're defined. They remind me a lot of the Platinum Relic Challenges in the Crash Bandicoot Games
Don't stop cursing in reverse - it's the funniest thing ever
That david hasslehoff stage is cursed lmao
worlds first souls like game
I absolutely COULD NOT with the bathtub race level. I never got past it as a kid. It got me so upset when I was younger that I think it's the first controller I ever threw
this randomly popped into my recommendations and brought back a lot of childhood memories. the gamer rage during those time challenges was so real lol
I will always love this game, but my god did I feel your rage in those moments
I just wish there was Planktopolis footage in this video because that level is insane
100%ING this game when it released is one of my crowning achievements of life.
This game is painful.
Dude the way you reverse swears is GENIUS…that makes it SO much funnier!
Idk how this got in my recommended, but it’s very vindicating to see another grown man struggle with this game made for children as much as I have
This game was hard as shit for us kids too lol
The budget of this game must've covered the shoe strings the dev needed to replace on his way to the office and nothing more. Holy shit that ending was awful.
Funny thing is, it’s different from the way the movie ended, and I think the game was in development before the movie actually came out (to coincide with the release) so they had no idea how it actually ended, only certain rough notes
@@emblemblade9245 That actually explains a lot.
I think there's a different game more in line with the movies
@@emblemblade9245 probably also why Dennis (the bounty hunter fish) has a slightly different design with hair
the game's still better than it has any right to be
It's so crazy that the algorith just started to randomdly recommend me a english youtuber playing classic games and I'm loving it
"This game is pretty fun"
I'm gonna keep it real with you, this video leads me to believe otherwise.
Except for the powerpoint cutscenes, those were a good genuine laugh.
Apart from the soul-rending patty wagon missions it is pretty fun
0:00 The thumbnail and the first seconds of the game sold me. Subscroobed.
7:35 medic!! ahh game sound
The game journalist voice is cracking me up
At 10:28 you can briefly hear the Christopher Walken trapped inside him take over
11:45 i never beat this game as a kid but played it so much
is this scream genuinely in there, he just does that? im laughing so hard at how they just got some intern to do the powerpoint cutscenes
AND THEN STOCK MR KRABS AT 12:07 LMAOOO
Yup, that ending is 100% real, played in full. I couldn't believe what I was seeing, they really ran out of money and honestly if I got that ending as a kid I'd be so mad.
@@LooneyWooney I never ever got past the part with the lava slide as a kid no matter how hard I tried, and for some reason the game completely left my mind, was a real treat to see this, love the content
@@LooneyWooney the GameCube version has an actual final boss where you fight a bucket-headed king neptune
@@auisticcatnip5142 does it still include stock mr krabs...
Not having enough goofy goober tokens kept me from beating this game for like 9 years
It's really bizarre to me how tough these sliding levels are for the Spongebob games made by Heavy Iron Studios.
Being a child is enjoying this game even when you lost
Being an adult is when you realize that this game was sooooo damn hard
I like how you turn into an eldritch demon creature when enraged.
i loved every minute of this, brother. keep sharpening up that editing and keep those jokes flowing.
That title and thumbnail can trigger ptsd
1:31 the wHAT SMASH??
1:21 has real Chuck E. Cheese nervously saying "POG-GERS!!" energy
Your sense of humor has touched my spongy heart. Subbed
"im gonna do this in one try" famous last words
The slide music was always a banger and still is to this day✨
This is the kind of chaotic but extremely funny video style that made me love Dunkey's content, keep it up :]
8:05
"Vastness of the Öschen"
This game really epitomizes the era of tie-in games that clearly had love poured into them and were fun but flawed from serious development issues that you have to feel sorry for. Like the fact that devs didn't always want to make the games so hard but they were mandated to make it harder to artificially extend the play time so it's seen as more worth parents' money. Or working on the game while the movie/whatever is still itself being developed so they don't actually know how the plot goes so it flails strangely. I'm both glad these don't exist in the same way anymore but at the same time despise the current practice of putting our the barest and most soulless skeletons of games with no personality or charm to them.
BTW, Loona or anyone else, go try Stitch: Experiment 626. It takes place before the events of Lilo and Stitch and the soundtrack is fire, if simplistic. You play as Stitch running around destroying things laughing maniacally.
I really enjoyed the variety of locations and energy this game has. It just sucks how it feels rushed and lacks content compared to BFBB.
We've jumped through enough hoops for you Mindy.
How about jumping through rings instead?
Truly the Dark Souls of SpongeBob games
Every video is just you shattering like glass and I love it
hes proven hes not a tf2ber gays!!!
Imagine If Korekiyo shinguji commited Murder in the third trial not because of his sister or whatever happened in Danganronpa V3 but he didn't have enough goofy goober tokens to progress.
bro it took me like 3 weeks to 100% this as a kid
Christ and I thought the last level of Psychonauts was brutal…
man, my experience must've been traumatic, because only thing I kinda remember doing in this game are the damn timed trials. I definitely beat it, but my brain doesn't wiped most of that. This was a funny watch
5:04 pyro ahh sound
The racing segments in that game are difficult af, crazy how hard old kid games are
Open season on PS2 will forever be more goofy than the goofy goober tickets.
Have this on the GC when it first came out. The rage from the Patty Driving Tub Race is REAL
Ngl some of these are examples of legitimately bad game design, requiring you to react to things you can’t see or appear directly in front of you, requiring you to take multiple attempts to learn it. It wouldn’t be bad if the game used failing as a mechanic, but this is just designed to punish for nothing lol
This is perhaps the funniest video I have ever watched, I was crying laughing the whole time. Thank you for this
i cant believe i click on a spongebob movie game video and then get jumpscared by tf2 pain train
@@HumanPersonYes YOU CANT ESCAPE TF2, I TRIED!
@@LooneyWooney IT HAS CONSUMED ALL PROPERTIES
1:42 "Aay lemme get a one pepperone ayyyy"
1:36 raging too much he spoke in reverse 😭
There is no fun without frustration. I feel nostalgic, and a compulsion to play this again
Glad to know I’m not the only one absolutely suffering and geeking at getting the goober tokens
What a nostalgia bomb. I remember having more knowledge of the game's cutscenes and having to unlearn how scenes actually went.
Dunkey would have a field day with this game 😂
3:27 ... and got so far
BUT IN THE END
It doesn't really matter
"He's in the lava! How is he alive?"
A better question is: If they're underwater, how can there be lava?
I mean that can happen, underwater volcanos are a thing you know
Dude I love your frustration noises hahahah, the first "noooo" got me
The algorithm has blessed you today
I can sense the pain that you went through throughout the video.😂😂😂💀😂
I’m glad to see that I wasn’t the only person who thought these cutscenes were also lazy, and I loved this game growing up
Only people that played this game growing up will understand this pain.
This feels like something from like 8 years ago that would appear in my feed
I have PTSD from these races from all these years ago
This video unlocked hidden childhood memories filled with the purest form of anger a small child could ever muster
God, this game whooped me as a kid. I couldn't even unlock the last move. I just know I would never have beaten the last level or boss, even if I could.
00:24 YOU "shibneebuff"
i forgot about this game and only remembered how much i struggled with it myself partway through the video omg
They 100% couldn’t afford to use David Hasselhoff’s likeness for the game. They just made a generic looking life guard instead.
This game looks like the darksouls of spongebob games
I'm glad to see this game is actually hard and I didn't just imagine it as a kid lol
I never finished this game as a kid these challenges were hell...i gotta redeem myself 💀
I loved this game as a kid!
1:58 Bruh
Also 2:05 not only should this be your outro but the scream at the end was the nail in the coffin, that was hilarious.😂💀😂💀💀💀
The soundtrack in this game rocks for no reason at all
Kevin Bacon Hasselhoff
I can imagine the devs making the David Hasselhoff boss arena and being like “yup. Needs more hair.”
Why does he sound like homer simpsons
0:07
Childhood game, plus this was genuinely funny = sub! Nice work!
The ones where you turn into a marble or have to jump around in that fourth dimension looking place were by far the hardest
this is like watching jerma beat the simpsons h&r
This might be the best crashout compilation of the year
not having enought tokens is so relatable
Man, I remember playing this on the gamecube as a kid, I never beat it though, I could never get enough goofy goober tokens
This hit me right in my childhood, good shit.
Oh man this brings back memories, I played the first half of this game so many time over, but never got past shell city I think. I love the menu a lot, all the funny dialouge and text, and the neat extras. Some of those voicelines still bounce around my head a decade after I played it on Gamecube
dude the time challenges and rings challenges are either first clear or fucking obnoxiously difficult. only a few are of amicable difficulty.
i don't remember ANY of the level names but I remember rub a dub dub. fuck that challenge.
the fact you HAVE to do the MAJORITY of the challenges in this game fucking baffles me. I'm pretty sure the way the game progresses you HAVE to do levels like rub a dub dub.