Apple Vision Pro needs to be banned
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Is the Apple Vision Pro the first step to the dystopian Ready Player One future? Or just a VR iPhone? LET'S FIND OUT!
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techbros vastly overestimate how seductive the idea of "we will strap a tablet to your forehead" is to normal people
I get more and more reasons to think techbros are delusional
It does seem fun. I just wouldn't use one in public, it seems bulky, and the price needs to come down. But that's all pretty normal for new tech. I tried a really basic VR headset a few years ago and it was incredible to experience, and I'm sure that one was nothing compared to the ones that are out now. I want enough people to get into them that they're incentivized to keep improving them and to make them more affordable
Anything more bulky than Tony Stark's computer sunglasses from the movies is never going to sell to a mainstream audience, "tablet but you can see through it" is way less appealing than "sunglasses, but its also an iphone"
no fr! even my parents who usually love new tech stuff have said they would never buy something like this even if the price went down. the average person just has no real desire for augmented reality lmao
i have no problem with vr my beef is with the silicone valley bros who use it
You’re a joke
Okay lol.
Silicon.
This guy is too funny. You know that vision pro is going to be on a shelf in a couple months gathering dust.
Why do you think it will be life-changing. "A lot of people will be wearing them"
this just feels like another way to divide classes, some people will wear them some people will never wear them
The people that never wear them are probably more fortunate and classy honestly
The people that will wear them REALLY don't give a hoot about what anyone else thinks. I would feel like an idiot, not only for wearing them but for spending that type of money on them. 😂😂
it's giving 1970's computer that takes up a whole room
Everytime I see a company pushing for VR I remind myself that several of these billionaires have admitted that they think VR is the best way to distract the public from them! They hope the new shiny(horribly underdeveloped) VR technology will distract us from wanting change! Don't fall for it ♡ Stay informed and keep spreading awareness about social issues!
The part with siri just doing a google search is sooooo relatable
like i always thought siri would do more
my friends used to laugh at me when we were in high school and i would go on my rants about how were we gonna end up like Wall-E (our teacher used to always talk about self driving cars) but ive received so much validation in the last year alone im never letting it go 💀
YOU were ahead of your time
Your editing cracked me up. You've come a long way baby.
thank you angel 💖
The only thing I would want to use this for is having essentially infinite computer screen space for when I'm working on research and moving files around, but the amount of times I actually need that is not worth the cost I paid for my first car 😅
computer hackers in every movie :I'm in"
*Just got through the mainframe*
LMAO
hate the way tech bros are obsessed with “doing more” and making their lives purely work
Wait this is just the VR headset from "Ready Player One"
EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS but way less cool
Like if you want Jordy to make more videos like this!
Edit:
That was a top-tier transition into the sponsorship 😊.
thank you 🤭🤭🤭
@@jordysyoutubechannel You are welcome. Media lore is another option
How do we get Jordey to go stfu forever?
Anyone who styles their hair everyday is going to be harder to convince to integrate one of these into their everyday lives, js. Watch this be the catalyst for everyone going futuristic bald head on us. 😅
Jordy, your pinch game is excellent! You'd put most grandma's to shame. 👵 Do you boo! ❤
GREAT VIDEO GIRL!!!! Been watching all of these vision pro videos but no one seems to be a "real person" reviewing it... like being skeptical of it or finding little things like how your sleeves messed with the pinching.. too many overly excited reviews of this thing out there.
im so glad you liked it 💖💖💖
Cupstacking, Sanrio, Apple Vision Pro, what doesn’t Jordy do?
Insightful. Honest. Luminary. Hands down best review of the Vision Pro to date. Historically significant even.
Also now I kinda need a review of the Pippin
I am highly honored, will make finding the Apple Pippin my mission
Is this Eddy Girlback?
stop ill cry right now thats so nice
@@jordysyoutubechannel You're absolutely smashing it, love the content.
Google glass walked so apple vision pro could pinch
Or the hololens by Microsoft. Lol this isn't new tech by any means. They just use cameras as the see-through instead of you know clear glass. Literally every vr headset in the world came before this pile of trash. This is nothing new for the love of God.
Even with the "see-through" mode active, so you can still see the world in front of you, this still entirely removes a person's peripheral vision. I don't see a way wearing these while walking around in public could ever be considered "safe." You would either be a great target for a robbery or potentially get hit by a car, neither of which would be worth lugging the headset around.
I love your friend's passion, its kinda inspiring! This would be super cool... If it didnt need a cord attached to your asshole waiting to be ripped out, and if it was 5x smaller. I can already tell that face hugger would be claustrophobia inducing for me.
I think it's somewhere in between, it's an amazing new technology but exceptionally new and hasn't yet reall reached the point that it's worth it monetarily or from a use-case perspective
“✌️& ❤ to you Siri” is entering my daily vocab
HAHAHHA
Can you use that fart in a cave sound effect more please. It makes me laugh a lot! Also why didn’t you stack cups while pinching in Apple Vision Pro?
omg im gonna rename the sound effect “fart in a cave” that’s genius
8:30 the way she appears like some divine being on a bad green screen is hilarious
i was SHOCKED hahaha
a man almost ran me over w his cart in target bc he was absolutely locked tf in to his vision pro
You are an incredible video editor
thank you!!
This world is about to turn into Ready Player One 🤣💯
the Markie Zuck knocking kills meeee
8:55 my favorite edit: “inhale appreciation………… exhale *money.”*
“I like to be first” = “I like to have the worst, buggiest version” 😩
YAY NEW JORDY VIDEO
literally the only thing I would ever use this thing for would be to watch TH-cam/movies/shows in bed and also to read comfortably in bed without my arms getting tired. and that’s not worth $3.5k
That sly zoom in on the girl's five head at 0:53 while talking about Apple's greatest technological minds was cold blooded
Have none of these people ever used to VR before? It's not that impressive
I am/was an Augmented Reality enthusiast, but new AI owned and controlled by huge corporations has me seriously feeling very nervous about getting used to such an intimate connection with technology. These new AI are marketing monsters. They are not aligned and these for-profit companies are not trying to align them. They are only trying to ensure dominance and control
The Siri stress is so real
¿we have a couch? also thank you JC for helping Jordy making content for the low low price of ~nothing~ (which is exactly what siri is giving) but seriously I want to know what is going through people's heads when they decide to wear these outside
ALSO I need to know what it would be like playing Minecraft with this
we have a COUCH MAC!!!
now THIS is seamless product integration!!
I think it could have been a really good device if they'd worked with the companies making their main productivity programs for macOS to immediately have vision pro apps or to work with macOS apps rather than ipadOS as the compatibility layer. Considering it has an m2 in it, those changes would have enabled them to have vision pro immediately replace a laptop or desktop, so all you'd need to bring with you would be the vision pro. That could potentially have made it actually worth the $3500 (though not really considering a decent macbook is like $1500).
jordy, your quality of video is so rapidly improving!! so excited to see what you do next 🫶🏽🫡
This is my ADHD dream. Just have 30 tabs open all over the place so I can see them all and walk back and forth between them 😂
Oh god 😭
This video was very wholesome ❤️❤️
Gotta take those panoramas!
You know, I thought this headset was pretty silly and useless until this video. It actually sounds kind of fun, but I wouldn't want to use it all the time. I think that's when it could become a danger to society...if it becomes the norm. Especially if people try to use it and drive! Another great video, Jordy Queen!! Also love getting more footage of The W.C.'s bike. 🙃
As a vr enthusiast there is definitely potential if apple can get the product down in price. It's very cool tech but ultimately I doubt it will dramatically change our society.
We’re on track for wall-e 😭
NEW JERSEY MENTIONED LETS F*CKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is not going to catch on
I agree about the VR experience not being up to par. Your new set looks dope!!
I love how whenever you ask anyone how this will change anything the response is susually some form of "i dont know"
Justice for Jordy’s pinches!!
THANK YOU
Homie needs more likes wtf i just got done with a brainrot commentator before seeing this and i feel so alive 😭 your commentary is actually thought out
that means so much, thank you!!
i loved this video, but i’m sorry, people who lick apples boots like that just make me so upset 😭😭😭 they re literally exploit children at the congo for this stuff
I genuinely don't understand the real use of an Apple Vision Pro when other devices can do the same features already and don't cost that much. You're pretty much just paying for a less functional Meta Quest because there aren't any controllers so you can't play games. Other than that it's just for uncanny FaceTime calls but at 3x the price of a top tier iPhone that you still have to have for that feature to work.
We’ve already been way past dystopian for years, just look around
It’s so funny to see people experience this for the first time, because I’ve had this experience in the Quest 2 for years for a fraction of the cost 😂
It’s a Mac, in your eyes
Whaaat, when they whispered subscribe into the mic, the subscribe button lit up! Is this new? 😂
yay, JC was a perfect person to get on this vid. i appreciate the energy. i think this looks cool. not financially interested but im glad to see it. i hope they don’t give up on it
when siri came on MY PHONE CAME ON LMAOOO
the real question for me is not whether this tech will forever change the society, but whether we actually want those changes. I feel like more and more people are becoming aware of the addictive nature of screens and social media and here is Apple being like "here you go, we strapped it onto your face for you!". takes glued to your screens to a whole new level ahaha
The fact apple thinks I wanna talk to someone, wearing one of these, is insulting.
Correction. You know him as JC. We now know him as Local Man
U ARE RIGHT
THIS IS HOW WE EVOLVE INTO CRABS!
Masterful segue to the sponsor segment. Your editing is great!
haha i love that you asked the dinosaur question
An an IT guy, this is amazingly terrifying. The future is upon us, and it is bleak.
Imagine trying to wear that when its raining or snowing
This looks really cool but I've seen Terminator too many times to trust it.
Wow. VR is revolutionary.. said 7000 companies before. I do see a world with this. But this is the first step to Demolition Man date nights
Btw I'm 99 percent sure your problem with pinching was that in the vision pro you have to be looking with your eyes exactly at the element you want to interact with, you can't be looking up in one spot and pinching down in another spot
Shout-out to JC for letting us make fun of him
I like the “puzzle” and the froggy. Maybe they can create some wall decor next so I don’t need to decorate my house 😂
decor in the vision pro only!!!
You should dive into the MVP trilogy
JC PRO CONSOOMER
Jordy I’m crying laughing and gaining knowledge this is excellent
this is my life’s dream
have u used vr before? this looks like a normal ass vr experience just in apples style. i really dont get it
4k per eye and support hdr10 and dolby vision in Vision Pro
Siri is supposed to help with your phone functions and apps, anything outside of that shell search on Google. She isn’t Google assistant
God i love your promotional spots
Oh gorsh, can’t wait till we in “the giver” that janitorial job is gonna hit for me
I love your vids. They’re fun and entertaining and your voice is so relaxing!
Another top notch Jordy video 🫰🏼
thank you queen!!!
1:43 is that the beat for Old School by DangerDOOM???
Shall I be looking for humanity to start scooting around on hover seats because our legs have atrophied like in WALL-E? Thanks for helping me see what the hype is all about!!
I came on here to make fun of the headset with you and now I want the dumb thing. 😂
It is CRIMINAL that you have under even 50k subs????
omg thank you!!!
JC’s one true love ❤
you didn't hear this from me but he told be hasnt used it in 2 weeks LMAO
In the 80s in the UK we had the Filofax. It was a leather-bound personal organiser and ultimate yuppie accessory. There was a massive cultural backlash and they became synonymous with pretentious city-boys (the tech bros of the age). These headsets are the new Filofax.
California moment
Imma keep it a buck… all I got from JC is crypto bro vibes. Bless him. Hopefully he and the rest of the “early adopters” are not… as wrong as I expect them to be 😂
(This shit is rubbish tho, honestly. There’s nothing impressive, enticing, or “revolutionary” about this. But go off king” 🤷🏾♂️)
8:13 How did you know the exact face I was making
literally how could he have thought that was a raptor smh 🤦 🙄
I want that fluffy mic
You can buy a vehicle for the price of these. You could buy a car and drive to nature.
7:57 LMFAOOOOOO