History of The Saint's Corpse in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

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  • @Bowfella
    @Bowfella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    Araki's dedication must've been insane to write the Bible as a teaser to reveal JJBA almost 2000 years later

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      If he really was a vampire, he could have

    • @electric_creeper
      @electric_creeper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      You're telling me Araki was Paul the disciple

    • @luz2949
      @luz2949 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For real bro

    • @neutralplayeroflol5722
      @neutralplayeroflol5722 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jesus, the first Jojo and the founder of Hamon

    • @Bowfella
      @Bowfella ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@solarbison27 For For Real

  • @painfulhappiness2940
    @painfulhappiness2940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5872

    Part1-3: it was the vampires.
    Part4-6: it was the arrows.
    Part7-8 (and probably 9): IT WAS JESUS!!!

    • @sinistor3727
      @sinistor3727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      JESUS FUCKING CHRISE

    • @ansuz5903
      @ansuz5903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Bet Jesus was actually blessed by Cthulhu or some shit in part 10

    • @itsyuboi3218
      @itsyuboi3218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Stolen Movies 4 Free lol

    • @adealtas
      @adealtas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      inb4 part 9's main jojo is jesus

    • @ansuz5903
      @ansuz5903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And Jesus WEPT

  • @LPTV84
    @LPTV84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    As a Christian, this truly is the oddest non canonical gospel. Practically Bizarre.

    • @LuffymanYT
      @LuffymanYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I agree 🤣

    • @okaoka2094
      @okaoka2094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      TIME WILL COME JJBA PART 7 WILL BE SEEN AS A PART OF THE APOCRYPHAL BOOKS

    • @skwidperson3634
      @skwidperson3634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      this is like running in to a wall of spikes. i finally find my favorite anime and all the sudden it becomes blasphemy

    • @Joseph-do9nz
      @Joseph-do9nz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@skwidperson3634 How is it blasphemy? I personally loved how he used christianity, but still respected it quite a lot.
      That's more than what I can say for most western productions which portrays all religion as evil.

    • @TheAlmightyFather
      @TheAlmightyFather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@skwidperson3634 fuck blasphemy. I am christian but that doesn't mean i do not enjoy lores which involve christianity ven in the vilest sense. Afterall, history of christianity is too fucked up to even call some things blasphemous

  • @treeman73272
    @treeman73272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I just love that there's a stand called civil war, and it's ability is PTSD

  • @rxan2452
    @rxan2452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Part 1: Dio vs Jonathan
    Part 7: *"Jesus tells a crippled man to kill the president of the USA"*

    • @cotocoyerakson8195
      @cotocoyerakson8195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Part 8: Kiko from Chaves have 4 balls

    • @paaji1
      @paaji1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cotocoyerakson8195 part 9: *INFINITE LOOP OF DEATH*

    • @mrszmatan2727
      @mrszmatan2727 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He also tells him to shoot himself

    • @evergreatest7789
      @evergreatest7789 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is blasphemy against our lord and savior Jesus Christ. SHAME on the creator of this anime

    • @nguyentandung42
      @nguyentandung42 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠​⁠@@paaji1more like: gen z drug dealer teen gets filthy rich.

  • @atrep4585
    @atrep4585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2144

    *Jo* shua
    bar
    *Jo* seph
    Part 9 Jojo confirmed

    • @boulder6578
      @boulder6578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      *Jo* nah's Bizarre Adventure with the whale

    • @EzartJMir
      @EzartJMir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Boul der araki already mention who's the new JoJo in part 9 in the interview

    • @Kepin151
      @Kepin151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EzartJMir who?

    • @EzartJMir
      @EzartJMir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Kepin151 emporio,

    • @Kepin151
      @Kepin151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@EzartJMir he's not from joestar bloodline

  • @theinformantky9332
    @theinformantky9332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    Y'all just gonna ignore how this man explains of all of the Who Shot Johnny Joestar Arc in mere seconds?

    • @ray2426
      @ray2426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rohan2558 lol lol lolol lol lol olol iuhygt gfvcdzsWQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqasdxcvcZxcvhj

    • @nexus8824
      @nexus8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Here's the thing he is racist, I don't know if he still is.

    • @theinformantky9332
      @theinformantky9332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@nexus8824 well yeah, while he's not exactly a good person, his point is still valid

    • @Struggler3831
      @Struggler3831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@nexus8824 hamon beat is racist?

    • @Struggler3831
      @Struggler3831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nexus8824 what’d he say?

  • @awpogon3891
    @awpogon3891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    I always imagine DP asking a voice actor for part 7 be like "You wanna voice Jesus?"

    • @genghiskhan5701
      @genghiskhan5701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      VA: Oh for a new Bible anime?
      DP: Umm yes sorta.

    • @mysticmongrel1289
      @mysticmongrel1289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh gods, I'm a Pagan and would love to be this person

    • @ZAPRST8879
      @ZAPRST8879 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@genghiskhan5701 late but technically it can be considered bible story for like one chapter (the origin of the saints corpse)

    • @Icedsobaka
      @Icedsobaka ปีที่แล้ว

      But he has no lines tho, He's a corpse

    • @oh.749
      @oh.749 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Icedsobaka be talks to Johnny and he talks in a flashback

  • @timothyng3226
    @timothyng3226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6550

    I like how araki can make even a high religious figure like Jesus into a JoJo reference

    • @Ebola-Kun
      @Ebola-Kun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      Timothy Ng And gets little to no backlash

    • @kaladin8081
      @kaladin8081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      Well, he gave us Speedwagon, so we had the presence of Jesus in JoJo since the first part.

    • @AzraelSoulHunter
      @AzraelSoulHunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      Not only that but Jesus is a Jojo, Joshua bar Joseph is his true name (Jojo).

    • @oquitbootz
      @oquitbootz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Robert Wiech yeshua yoseph
      YeYo reference lel

    • @slapttastic
      @slapttastic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Jesus Stand: Stairway to Heaven.

  • @davestrider2389
    @davestrider2389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7425

    *Jesus whispering in Johnny’s ear* : Do you believe in gravity?

    • @user_veegoevers
      @user_veegoevers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      Made in heaven Vs Tusk act 4

    • @user-vs6oe8fl3m
      @user-vs6oe8fl3m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @@user_veegoevers I don't believe Johnny would br able even to aim at him

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Johny: Gyro! My part is broken.

    • @theflashgordon193
      @theflashgordon193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Johnny : Yes and I was right it turn to be a good movie after all !

    • @funnyvalentine1357
      @funnyvalentine1357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Is magenta magenta not right?

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Me: this series can't get any more bizarre
    Araki: tuning people into dinosaurs *WITH JESUS POWERS*

    • @herosama19
      @herosama19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This is beyond bizzare that why we love jojo

    • @garfieldsmutenthusiast
      @garfieldsmutenthusiast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Velocipastor

    • @nokiagt
      @nokiagt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@garfieldsmutenthusiast no

    • @myusername3689
      @myusername3689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nokiagt hell the fuckin’ yes

    • @GetMellowed
      @GetMellowed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@garfieldsmutenthusiast Hell yeah

  • @federalcasemaker
    @federalcasemaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    So let's see:
    Johnny: Wants to prove himself
    Gyro: Save an executed child
    Diego: Money time
    Hotpants: Traitor's Requiem
    Valentine: My actions are utterly unclouded *Jesus whispers "they are"* shut up!

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      pocoloco: *money time 2, electric boogalo*

    • @jamescallanan2443
      @jamescallanan2443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did that kid end up saved or executed? I have a shitty memory

    • @gamergod8210
      @gamergod8210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @peepee poopoo I’m pretty sure Johnny only joined the SBR race because he was one of the main protagonists, thus the story would go on and Johnny gets the saints left arm getting tusk, and yeah

    • @restuhernando
      @restuhernando 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jamescallanan2443 he got amnesty and died of cold

    • @John34bruh
      @John34bruh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@gamergod8210he joined because of the spin helping him

  • @onlycoIlect
    @onlycoIlect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3429

    Ive read part 7 of the bible i know this already

    • @HeroesHoshi
      @HeroesHoshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      I still remember the part where Jesus walked on the sea with the power of spin beneath his feet.
      Gives me goosebumps every day, especially when he said "Pizza mozzarella~"

    • @enderwolfherowolf7572
      @enderwolfherowolf7572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I rrmber on the bible when god ora ora satan in to the next world

    • @HeroesHoshi
      @HeroesHoshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@enderwolfherowolf7572 Dude spoilers.

    • @phantasosxgames8488
      @phantasosxgames8488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@enderwolfherowolf7572 remember when David defeated Goliath with a Hamon Overdrive?

    • @ironichoodies
      @ironichoodies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Don't forget the many times Jesus used Crazy Diamond to heal people

  • @Bonejamerr
    @Bonejamerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3320

    When I saw Jesus introduced in JoJo, I knew why the series is the 2nd most popular manga world-wide.

    • @j.e.6901
      @j.e.6901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Where did u see that? I wanna see that because if it's true my faith in humanity is restored. If not then I ABANDON MY HUMANITY, JOJO!

    • @Bonejamerr
      @Bonejamerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@j.e.6901 Don't know if you're joking, but he appears in part 7 as the holy corpse.

    • @supiriorironmantheillumina689
      @supiriorironmantheillumina689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Bone Daddy I think he means where did u see the series was 2nd most popular manga

    • @Bonejamerr
      @Bonejamerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@supiriorironmantheillumina689 oh, I don't remember, I just remember it was a top 100 manga world-wide thing and it was number 2, right below Fullmetal Alchemsit, and right above Berserk.

    • @rudys.artous5477
      @rudys.artous5477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Its not the most popular manga. Its the second most highly rated manga, having 9.2 for the rating. Its on the top manga list from MyAnimeList

  • @Lepsuzzz
    @Lepsuzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    the title should be “jojo alternate universe explained in 13 min”

  • @mike_caro_3086
    @mike_caro_3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I love how Diego says that this time he is the only one to posses “Za Warudo”

    • @regularshitposter2601
      @regularshitposter2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @cotocoyerakson8195
      @cotocoyerakson8195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jotaro from this timeline: So this is just like my Star Platinum.

    • @real_nosferatu
      @real_nosferatu ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cotocoyerakson8195 Gappy, Josefumi, Kira, and/or Kei

  • @konnosx1213
    @konnosx1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    Judas : Awaken my Messiah!
    Jesus : *Aztec Dubstep*

    • @crystalalumina
      @crystalalumina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Jewish dupstep

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Instead of AYAYAYAYA, it's HALLELUJAH!

    • @scoobersceeber9021
      @scoobersceeber9021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *Church Organs can be heard playing the Pillar Men's theme

    • @coolstarb.
      @coolstarb. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@margarethmichelina5146 Pucci agrees

    • @royaltycomics
      @royaltycomics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Didn't he betray Jesus?

  • @riccardotavano9713
    @riccardotavano9713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    And then one day the saint's corpse will be assembled by the hand of a new villain, but in the direst moment, instead of giving the villain unlimited powers. The corpse will stand up, revived. Striking a Jojo pose and announcing himself as the founder of the Jojo's bloodline. Defeating the enemy with his omnipotent reality bending stand.

    • @phantasosxgames8488
      @phantasosxgames8488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      his Stand would be Hallellujah Over Heaven.

    • @infnite.6938
      @infnite.6938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No he is already back and his name is Araki

    • @aleksmanalacss3491
      @aleksmanalacss3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I think jesus when assembled by someone stand who can "revive anyone if the body parts are found" this guy is not yet introduced jesus being revived will cause jesus resetting the universe into the original jojoverse continuing the real part 7 this universe is simply a sidestory

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But that would need a huge melting pot like how it happened in part 6 and showing the ultimate reveal of thing is really happening.

    • @TheShinblast
      @TheShinblast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isn't jesus stand literally the Love Train?

  • @williammagnaye8315
    @williammagnaye8315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Johnny is like Jonathan.
    Their heads were removed while the body was intact.

    • @masorr6020
      @masorr6020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      e

    • @MotivatedVergilSparda
      @MotivatedVergilSparda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well.. his full name is Johnathan Joestar, Sooooooo it's part 1 but its an alternate universe..

    • @armyplace8661
      @armyplace8661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MotivatedVergilSparda wait-

    • @armyplace8661
      @armyplace8661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MotivatedVergilSparda I am you

    • @armyplace8661
      @armyplace8661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MotivatedVergilSparda but another alternate universe!

  • @dienstaghd5815
    @dienstaghd5815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    So pretty much
    Jesus is getting kidnapped left and right

    • @milkyjuice646
      @milkyjuice646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh

    • @josukegappyhigashikata6537
      @josukegappyhigashikata6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Its like that one cliche scene of 2 kids pulling at a doll while screaming "NO, ITS MINE!" Except it's the corpse of Jesus.

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    Plot twist: Joseph of Arimathea was a Jojo.

    • @nevezetesazonossag
      @nevezetesazonossag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Nah...Jesus was a Jojo

    • @extrajerky2940
      @extrajerky2940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@nevezetesazonossag Josus Johovah

    • @user-vs6oe8fl3m
      @user-vs6oe8fl3m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@extrajerky2940 Yoshua of Yeruzalem

    • @alvaromarjalizo5904
      @alvaromarjalizo5904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Josus of jorusalem

    • @slapttastic
      @slapttastic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The names Jesus Joestar, n I'm on thot patrol.

  • @adachi535
    @adachi535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    *Holy corpse exist*
    Funny Valentine: it's free real estate.

    • @hr-g4640
      @hr-g4640 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      #MAGA

    • @milagroman75
      @milagroman75 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real estate is for Jim Boonie and Jim Boonie only (Jim if you're reading this come claim your real estate)

  • @GeorgeCowsert
    @GeorgeCowsert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Honestly I love how Araki handled the incorporation of Jesus.
    He didn't make Jesus do much, but the ramifications of what he left behind were absolutely massive, and the power that comes from harnessing his very corpse is astonishing.
    It means, at least in JoJo's, that Jesus' miracles happened, and that it's theoretically possible for other people to perform those same miracles if they reach the same divine level as Jesus.
    It makes you wonder if Jesus came to the Americas to perform Dio's heaven ritual to fully realize his enlightenment, and that the story of Jesus dying to "wash away our sins" was him using his version of Made in Heaven to help us.

    • @datboy038
      @datboy038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He also included Greek gods and other ghosts just incase people felt left out. Im sure he’ll incorporate other religions.

    • @R5x495
      @R5x495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@datboy038 it would be sick seeing araki involving the Greek pantheon into Jojo‘s or Ghosts or general more mysthic things

    • @darksith7282
      @darksith7282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@R5x495 rohan ovas be like

    • @SquarebobYT
      @SquarebobYT ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cant even pray correctly in ohio

  • @smurgerburger
    @smurgerburger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    I love how I'm actually a. Christian that means my stand ability will soon come to me and I just don't know it

    • @scoobersceeber9021
      @scoobersceeber9021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Jesus will slap you with a severed hand and you will fuse with it

    • @josukegappyhigashikata6537
      @josukegappyhigashikata6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Don't some of the corpse parts do the same thing as the miracles Jesus did in the bible? Such as making a blind man see (when gyro had the eye and could see stands) or Johnny (spoiler)
      Had the full corpse and could move his legs once again?

    • @rhysjonsmusic
      @rhysjonsmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you believe in gravity?

    • @smurgerburger
      @smurgerburger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rhysjonsmusic hey I read that part

    • @smurgerburger
      @smurgerburger 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't it part 6

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2981

    Does this make Jesus a Jojo now?

  • @michael-gr2uw
    @michael-gr2uw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    The whole, "No spoilers, please" doesn't apply to JoJo. I watched this video and I'm still not spoiled.

    • @Hamon_Beat
      @Hamon_Beat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What?

    • @doomgu544
      @doomgu544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      michael You really are lol

    • @frenzygreeny1668
      @frenzygreeny1668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I still enjoy jjba with spoilers lol

    • @curtrolz7909
      @curtrolz7909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Hamon_Beat we cant get it. Were confused on it.

    • @liamdiamondSWAG
      @liamdiamondSWAG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This legit tells you that Diego and hot pants die

  • @skillset9912
    @skillset9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “You thought I was dead but it’s me, Jesus!”

  • @itsmax9535
    @itsmax9535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    History of the corpse:
    Litteraly the story of Part 7

  • @vicspanish9097
    @vicspanish9097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9131

    If you accept Jesus as your lord and savior, you'll be gifted a stand.

    • @qualivia
      @qualivia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +792

      *grabs giant cross* where do I sign up

    • @Densester
      @Densester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +621

      *drinks 2 gallons of holy water*
      Aight

    • @purpleey
      @purpleey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      *holds up bible* say no more

    • @Chensoman
      @Chensoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      I haven't acquired my stand yet, what gives?

    • @vssparkplug472
      @vssparkplug472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Amen!

  • @JJPoiesidion99
    @JJPoiesidion99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Will these questions proposed be answered in Jojolion?
    Probably not

    • @Ocean_Man205
      @Ocean_Man205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      There are 2 possible options (IMO):
      1 is that the existence of the corpse in the area made it some kind of a devil's palm, but because the corpse were immediately taken, the result was the walleyes (the creation of stand users isn't affected by the existence of the walleyes because people like Kira already had their stands before the walleyes appeared in 2011, Wich means that the area had it's effects before the walleyes appeared. Same goes for the higashikada family's curse)
      2 is that Johnny became a saint or some shit and had some effect on the area creating the walleyes.

    • @kenansabic2901
      @kenansabic2901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn Araki won't give us closure on the corpse.

    • @carlosgarzonandaluz3966
      @carlosgarzonandaluz3966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well, it kinda is now...

    • @raimaxmezuku9138
      @raimaxmezuku9138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doubting araki? Shame.

    • @thebatter7769
      @thebatter7769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This aged like milk

  • @mxschf
    @mxschf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Me when I see this: O U R G O D I S A N A W E S O M E G O D

    • @RaffiP-od8dj
      @RaffiP-od8dj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Y O U R G O D I S A J O J O
      H O R R Y S H I T

    • @aristotelesemblem2506
      @aristotelesemblem2506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a kids song, so...
      Kids Songs are Jojo references?

    • @stepladder3257
      @stepladder3257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The best thing about being a christian is that that God is a really awesome dude

    • @overcomingsins6334
      @overcomingsins6334 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stepladder3257 you should read your Bible, there is reason why GOD created Hell, when it's too late its too late

    • @nokiagt
      @nokiagt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stepladder3257 god is a dickhead

  • @rhi778
    @rhi778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    Lol that backstory is fake they actually trying to find speedwagons body parts.

    • @giornogiobama6625
      @giornogiobama6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      bold of you to assume that speedwagon can die

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@giornogiobama6625 speedwagon's body *survived* the universe reset, and became the holy corpse, due to his massive, unrivaled, *STANDO POWAH!*

    • @fuzi5303
      @fuzi5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Robin Jankovic his stand is called oily fortune and it makes him so rich he can buy immortality from even god

    • @aperson769
      @aperson769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He is only in sleep mode he needs a host to awaken

    • @user-hv6dp1ty3z
      @user-hv6dp1ty3z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And with good reason

  • @infinitesolace5811
    @infinitesolace5811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Sounds like Mormon Jesus, visiting america and living with natives.

    • @noahholderman5725
      @noahholderman5725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, it seems clear the New Testament was merged with the Book of Mormon and removed any ascension. Was Jesus an alien though? Or was the spear which pierced his side made of a stand arrow?

    • @somerandomguyontheinternett
      @somerandomguyontheinternett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm pretty sure it is Mormon Jesus, yeah.

    • @infinitesolace5811
      @infinitesolace5811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@somerandomguyontheinternett the most nostalgic MC Hammer parody.

    • @infinitesolace5811
      @infinitesolace5811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@noahholderman5725 I dunno, but I'm pretty sure the Holy Ghost was Jesus's Stand.
      I'll never be able to hear a bible story without picturing Jesus Jojo posing ever again.

    • @noahholderman5725
      @noahholderman5725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      InfiniteSolace I haven’t finished SBR yet, but the wiki seems to say it was Ticket to Ride

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    *mormon jesus*

    • @boulder6578
      @boulder6578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jello, I hear you are talking about the ancient Jews in America

    • @princekingston1426
      @princekingston1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would Make him MoMo

    • @iforgor1077
      @iforgor1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xavier4563 its pretty good 😉

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    *”Jesus drew a Map with the Sand at his feet and showed Joseph of Arimathea 9 Locations.”*
    Sounds familiar? Well, in Stardust Crusaders, Joseph Joestar in Part 3 drew a map of a city
    with the Ashes like Sand to find a Coal Tar to defeat The Empress, an Enemy Stand.

  • @clyde-7581
    @clyde-7581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:33 In Nerdy voice "Actually that's a Utahraptor"

  • @MatheusSantos-xp5lb
    @MatheusSantos-xp5lb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Jesus joestar

  • @koolkactusbaby1856
    @koolkactusbaby1856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Not to sound like a smartass but deigo resembles a Utahraptor more than a velociraptor unless I forgot something from the manga saying he is one

    • @Hamon_Beat
      @Hamon_Beat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      He is in fact a Utahraptor

    • @koolkactusbaby1856
      @koolkactusbaby1856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Hamon_Beat i meant to say deigo and that's nice to know

    • @zentstar7x
      @zentstar7x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@koolkactusbaby1856 Diego**

    • @justas423
      @justas423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well the whole "Dinosaurs only see moving things" is in part 7 so does biology really apply?

    • @koolkactusbaby1856
      @koolkactusbaby1856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zentstar7x shit ur right

  • @zhaofanyu2838
    @zhaofanyu2838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    SBR: If you find Jesus' corpse part, you'll be given a stand.
    Literally every JOJO fan: *Speedrun music intensifies*

  • @elpoyo8062
    @elpoyo8062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    If we're incorporating the Bible into JoJo lore...
    *Judas was the first enemy Stand user*

    • @regularshitposter2601
      @regularshitposter2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @overcomingsins6334
      @overcomingsins6334 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i feel bad for this world lol
      boast all you like while you still can, eternity is a long time

    • @tzadikinnistarim3610
      @tzadikinnistarim3610 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enoch have an archangel as a stand

    • @endlesssummerpictures6329
      @endlesssummerpictures6329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@overcomingsins6334 true. These people don't know what's coming for them. Jesus Experience Requiem is dangerous, dying for eternity really is to be feared.

    • @overcomingsins6334
      @overcomingsins6334 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@endlesssummerpictures6329 lol what?
      GOD created Hell for a reason, how about eternity of torment?

  • @oceanpheonix1006
    @oceanpheonix1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    So you're telling me? The JoJo storyline happened because of jesus?

    • @liamdiamondSWAG
      @liamdiamondSWAG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nameless rando Well it’s still possible that hell already existed

    • @yupepsi19
      @yupepsi19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Araki: This part is sponsored by Jesus aka. the first jojo

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No, because of kars. If kars didnt exist dio wouldnt be a vampire, pillar men wouldnt all be dead, and the world wouldnt be taken over by them since theyre peaceful, pucci wouldnt have reset the universe.

    • @puopoup
      @puopoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LiamDiamond its possible it didnt and rohan made it

    • @RaffiP-od8dj
      @RaffiP-od8dj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 It's because a guy couldn't steer a carriage properly.

  • @hermit6123
    @hermit6123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Shit, you shoulda called this Part 7 abridged. This is pretty much a complete retelling of Part 7.

    • @Hamon_Beat
      @Hamon_Beat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's pretty much what has to be done to get the full history of who had the corpse parts.

  • @galangadityayudapratama1952
    @galangadityayudapratama1952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Everybody be talking about part 8 Josuke who has the same name as part 4 Josuke while johnny's full name is literally Johnathan Joestar the first JoJo to fight Dio Brando

  • @jiayongli4584
    @jiayongli4584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Johnny after the race: JESUS TOLD ME TO KILL THE P R E S I D E N T

  • @Hunter-gv1mx
    @Hunter-gv1mx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Amazing video, it's been years since I last reread SBR and I forgot how thrilling it was.

  • @milagroman75
    @milagroman75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Very concisely explained. I've read SBR several times but still enjoyed this video. You don't choose to embellish your voice in obnoxious ways like other TH-cam commentators. Thank you.

  • @darthrevan8737
    @darthrevan8737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    Bruh, you're not a real JoJo fan if you haven't read the bible.

    • @Daydy377
      @Daydy377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This

    • @fuzi5303
      @fuzi5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Darth Revan so the manga?

    • @skullkid9449
      @skullkid9449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The Bible is part 0 of JoJo

    • @yeehnope7471
      @yeehnope7471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You meant *_jesus's Bizzare Adventure Manga?_*

    • @SonofSethoitae
      @SonofSethoitae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@yeehnope7471 I mean, Jesus's Hebrew name could be rendered as Joshua bar Joseph, so technically Jesus _is_ a JoJo...

  • @vebi8821
    @vebi8821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Finally someone with a big brain in the Jojo community

  • @SrSalsa
    @SrSalsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Dude jojolion's got cool story elements, like the flashback manand the baby that appeared after johnny died, i really like this part but i feel like araki is stalling too much

    • @SrSalsa
      @SrSalsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And forgeting things

    • @Hamon_Beat
      @Hamon_Beat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The plot is starting to get going now that they are leaving the hospital and know Jobin has the branch. My next guess is that flashback man is the boss of the Rock Humans who will turn up as the penultimate threat before Josuke can fight Jobin/Kaato.

    • @SrSalsa
      @SrSalsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Hamon_Beat I would love if araki didn't forgot about him, i just hope we get more interesting chapters and not another "milagro man"

    • @Hamon_Beat
      @Hamon_Beat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Milagro Man was a great chapter.

    • @docilecatfish1370
      @docilecatfish1370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Hamon_Beat I stand by you. Milagro Man was a great arc.

  • @gamerkiddocody107
    @gamerkiddocody107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jesus corpse parts in in a spot called Devil's Palm
    THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND

  • @ilhamcahyo8652
    @ilhamcahyo8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    can't believe it... all of SBR is so heartbreaking and so good, I might even dare to say that this is the best story of all of JJBA, or even all of manga since 2015, or maybe even earlier. kudos to araki

  • @AdamRosier
    @AdamRosier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Before You Realise That Being Christian Is A Jojo Reference:I'll Never Be Christian
    After You Realise That Being Christian Is A Jojo Reference:
    Amen
    A

    • @liciaadinson1102
      @liciaadinson1102 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know this a joke but you see this makes no sense

    • @AdamRosier
      @AdamRosier 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liciaadinson1102 How does it make no sense

    • @whoknows6955
      @whoknows6955 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AdamRosier don't worry I am Christian AND I SUPPORT OUR LORD AND SAVOIR SPEEDWAGON

  • @maden4039
    @maden4039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Jesus looks like cars when he goes through that door at start.
    *CHURCHMAN AWAKENS*

    • @maden4039
      @maden4039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy ebola I spelt Kars as Cars

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maden4039 *VROOOOM*

  • @angelpadron7720
    @angelpadron7720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    So the holy corpse is jesus

  • @khal7723
    @khal7723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is insanely impossible to follow if you haven’t read SBR. Thank God I read SBR 4 years ago and remember everything from it 😌

  • @Gabsboy123
    @Gabsboy123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm expecting that Araki would introduce some Da Vinci Code stuff and reveal that the Joestar bloodline were direct descendants of Jesus all along. The star-shaped birthmark on their necks symbolizes the star the Three Wise Men saw when Jesus was born

    • @m1co294
      @m1co294 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy Jesus that's one hell of a headcanon

    • @real_nosferatu
      @real_nosferatu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg that's genius

    • @dlrowworld2313
      @dlrowworld2313 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus had no offspring

    • @real_nosferatu
      @real_nosferatu ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dlrowworld2313 DaVinci Code

    • @somerandommexican5681
      @somerandommexican5681 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dlrowworld2313they could be spiritual successors, or could be distant relatives.

  • @katgen3561
    @katgen3561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Jesus stand: *THE ONE ABOVE ALL*

    • @sparrow7246
      @sparrow7246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jotaro:"So it's the same type as star platinum"

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *stairway to heaven

    • @fuzi5303
      @fuzi5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robin Jankovic that good sir is genius

    • @Joseph-do9nz
      @Joseph-do9nz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aaron Thomas So omnipotence right?

  • @paradym777
    @paradym777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Diego uses the World"
    ಠ_ʖಠ

    • @akiraotoishi3280
      @akiraotoishi3280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What?

    • @lespie1124
      @lespie1124 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akiraotoishi3280 but it doesn't have a road roller

  • @gohanssgreen3121
    @gohanssgreen3121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This went from history to a explanation of the parts

  • @JosephLicka
    @JosephLicka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You meant, “JoJo Part 7 explained”

  • @Charlie.G506
    @Charlie.G506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    *_Jojo comproves that the book of mormon is true_*

    • @cartercromar3980
      @cartercromar3980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well in the Book of Mormon Jesus didn't travel in a boat and he sure as heck didn't die

  • @erickeism
    @erickeism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    You may have read the manga but have you read teh bibel 😤🙏

    • @Fertile_Program
      @Fertile_Program 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Erick Viana no

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      DO YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY, JIMMY?!

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the manga IS the bible

    • @daphucson6052
      @daphucson6052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wfweifwifhweifhwefwefwefwf7786 if you read the bible and praise Jesus you get a stand

    • @ShiroyukiKotoru
      @ShiroyukiKotoru 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DaPhuc Son jesus isn’t real satan is

  • @MrNooby-ue8eb
    @MrNooby-ue8eb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Not gonna lie but I respect Johnny's reason of death

  • @graveltheblock5578
    @graveltheblock5578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imagine being able to survive against a time stopping ghost, but only to die by a rock

  • @justsomeone3962
    @justsomeone3962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    An explanation about equivalent exchange and how it works and a bit about rokakaka's history would make a good video

    • @crystalalumina
      @crystalalumina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think JoJolion needs an ending before we get an explanation of the Rokakaka

  • @j.t.7786
    @j.t.7786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Arigato... Gyro

  • @kakyoinnoriaki895
    @kakyoinnoriaki895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now I don't have to read Steel Ball Run because of not only the summary of the Corpse Parts but you literally summarized all of jjba part 7 for me.

  • @Gaming_Hub_UK
    @Gaming_Hub_UK ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Part 1 and 2- Masks made by Aztec Chads
    Part 3-6- the arrows were made from a meteorite if you live you have stand if not you dead
    7 and 8- It was Jesus all along

  • @grubkiller7612
    @grubkiller7612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I thought ball breaker was the spins stand because in the Ringo arc gyro had a stand that was manifesting and it looked like the corpse eyes guardian in the scary monsters fight

    • @Hamon_Beat
      @Hamon_Beat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That was his stand he had from Scan. He lost that when he gave Lucy the eye.

    • @grubkiller7612
      @grubkiller7612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea and then after that he loses scan and then uses ball breaker even though he lost the corpse part and the stand that appears in the fight with Ringo looks different from ball breaker

    • @hal9899
      @hal9899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@grubkiller7612 It's the spin as a stand through the steel balls, if that makes any sense. Not truly Gyro's stand though, similar to how Rohan was the user of Cheap Trick for a time despite it not being his "true stand".

    • @SrSalsa
      @SrSalsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ball breaker is the result of the energy stored in his balls and lesson 5

    • @Hamon_Beat
      @Hamon_Beat  5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@grubkiller7612 Gyro got Ball Breaker from mastering Spin, same as any other Stand that comes from high skill (Heavens Door, Pearl Jam, Johnny's Tusk evolutions)

  • @blancdreemurr55
    @blancdreemurr55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Valentine: tries to get all the corpse parts to make America great again
    Johnny: I shall make sure you don't get these because yes

    • @CM-hx5dp
      @CM-hx5dp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "GYRO, JESUS JUST TOLD ME TO KILL THE PRESIDENT!"

  • @toxicwolfwar8461
    @toxicwolfwar8461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is like the best way for me to know the story of part 7 without reading it, thank you

  • @kangobang9241
    @kangobang9241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alternative title: jojo part 7 in 13 minutes

  • @Lee-km7qq
    @Lee-km7qq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hayato in Part 4: If I can defeat Kira this time, then that means God exists! (after praying that God would help him win)
    God in Steel Ball Run: I exist
    I'm sure it isn't foreshadowing (Araki clearly shows that souls and the afterlife exists in JoJo) but it's pretty funny how Hayato said that, and after beating Kira, Araki eventually makes Steel Ball Run where Jesus exists lol.

  • @Ebola-Kun
    @Ebola-Kun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Jesus “I will go east..- to know defeat!”

  • @noppio9487
    @noppio9487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kira used bites the dust and went to jerusalem just to cut off jesus' hand

  • @erenattacks2393
    @erenattacks2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm literally inlove with this guy StoryTelling.

  • @whittster8765
    @whittster8765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hamon Beat: Gyro is a master of a technique called S P I N.
    Me: Subscribes

  • @numberlesshubbadubba3801
    @numberlesshubbadubba3801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If Josuke was there, I think finding the parts of Jesus’s would’ve been a bit, more easier

  • @gasperboi7887
    @gasperboi7887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looking for info on SBR and got the whole story. well done!

  • @tandave78
    @tandave78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazing,great job bro.

  • @monarchblue4280
    @monarchblue4280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    TOP TEN GREATEST CROSSOVERS IN HISTORY AND TIME

  • @Doctorsex5901
    @Doctorsex5901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So Funny Valentine’s d4c is the hearts guardian

  • @zeropointsformegamesandmor930
    @zeropointsformegamesandmor930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I REALLY love your intro. I don't know why.

  • @gleziereyes5751
    @gleziereyes5751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i need to stop at 7:15.
    I never expected that you actually tell the story of part 7
    btw great vid

  • @legendhasit9172
    @legendhasit9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Let's appreciate the unimaginable death that happen to johnny and saved his son by transferring it into him in hopes of the curse being left with him like most fathers with unlimited power and never realize if their son is in danger johnny is a good father to the end

  • @derangedgato
    @derangedgato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    part 7 is going to be both long and amazing

  • @legitbooty2989
    @legitbooty2989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I will start to attend churches as a jojorefrence

  • @Malevolence460
    @Malevolence460 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfect video only nitpick is that ball breaker is the steel balls stand, there’s a page that explains that the steel balls developed a stand during gyros use of the balls in the devils palm and the infinite rotation awakens the balls stand

  • @UghIdfit
    @UghIdfit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you think your lag is bad, but then you realize it took Jesus 3 days to respawn

  • @unknownblockdude4647
    @unknownblockdude4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hamon beat:*explains the entire series*
    Me:omg now I don’t need to read part 7
    Also me:*realizes I still need to read it*...
    Also me:.........

  • @SidTheShid
    @SidTheShid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact: the first part of his intro which said “shizamudae, hamon beat!” Is from a jojo game called jojo heritage of the future

  • @tuskact4828
    @tuskact4828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jojo part 1-2:hamon
    Jojo part 3-6:arrow
    Jojo part 7:corpse part
    Jojo part 8:rokakaka

  • @LamerGuy
    @LamerGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Part 1:
    A story of vampires
    Part 49:Cheese was the one who defeated Door by using the power of dance,and so another Adventure has been closed in JoJo's bizarre adventure

  • @SrSalsa
    @SrSalsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Is the corpse's power ticket to ride or the whole equivalent exchange?

    • @hal9899
      @hal9899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Equivalent exchange is from the rokakaka fruit. Ticket to Ride is the corpse's stand.

    • @mrnfd
      @mrnfd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh imagine Jesus possessing all the stands granted from his corpse, just imagine Tusk Act 4: Love Train coming straight at you

  • @shayn_3248
    @shayn_3248 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As soon as
    You started about the spin crap my mind actually got lost

  • @Gilbert3171
    @Gilbert3171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hard Sphere Jog is one of my favorite seasons

  • @chocopanda1364
    @chocopanda1364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:21 SHIIIIIIIIZAAAAAA

  • @thecoolestprinz885
    @thecoolestprinz885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Meanwhile in JoJo in a nutshell part 7
    Johnny and gyro ride their horse normally until
    Johnny: I don't know what's wrong with me but Jesus told us that we need to kill Mr President to save the world
    Gyro: wh-what?

    • @fuzi5303
      @fuzi5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The coolest Prinz that just makes jojos sound even more bizarre somehow

  • @zapaweman
    @zapaweman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *nonesense* “HAMON O BEAT” *funky music*

  • @dengji1649
    @dengji1649 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    you really are a good narrator