Meanwhile… Axe Body Spray For Sheep | Eat Like Taco Bell’s CMO | Clippers Fans Get Free Chicken
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- Meanwhile… British shepherds figured out that Axe body spray keeps their sheep from fighting, the CMO of Taco Bell says his special order is “life changing,” and NBA star Boban Marjanović is being hailed as a true American hero after winning free chicken for the crowd at a Rockets-Clippers game.
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As a Peruvian who was cooking lunch with aji panca and aji amarillo as I was watching this segment, I am honored Colbert's writing team has tried our "chupe de camarones" ❤❤ 👌
It sounds delicious!
*Amarillo RULES* incredible niceness
Peruvian food is so yummy.
as a peruvian, it made me smile when Stephen mentioned "chupe de camarones" :)
That's so crazy, I was making fugitive road shwill while watching this
British person here. Colbert’s summary of three hundred and fifty years of history of the British Empire is more accurate and more comprehensive than what we are taught in school! Our version is heavy on spreading Christianity and building railroads…rather light on the whole genocide thang…
The US version of its own history is the same, but we pretend the rail road part didn't ever happen, and we apparently don't ever need to try doing that thing again, that we never did. Cars are good, more land should be devoted to them, they should be held to the highest and know if we are not worshiping enthusiastically enough... Must get more oil for the wheeled holiness.
@@WindsorMasondon't forget that all enslaved African-Americans were just happy to get to the civilized west and were grateful to be looked after by their wiser, superior "masters".
Children need to know the truth.
Now that's how you take care of fans, even if they're on the other side. That man is a true hero. Free chicken rules
The NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM of the free miracle nachos was equally as priceless
Nobody ever talks much about Stephen's delivery because the content is so strong. But of course his intro to the "Meanwhile" kind of puts his fundamental skills on display. He's actually got some of the longest sentences full of elaborate vocabulary that the writers could imagine, and he really seldom goofs. It's amazing when you think about how he has to do that like 4 times a week with little to no rehearsal. But like I said, it's just one of the many things about this show that are just extraordinary. And until today I never learned or noticed that he was in Second City. Man, they were all the rage back then in Chicago. And Chicago was the place then, too. Thank you, Stephen, absolutely love the show, the best late night ever!
:) yes to this
You realize this is filmed ahead of time and they can edit out or retake mistakes right?
@@KrakenIsland64it’s pretty clear when something is one take
@@jonathanneil5901 I've been to his show tapings, between camera switches there is often jokes, pauses, or slip-ups. Watch one of his live airings and you'll see the difference. I'm not saying he's bad at all, but anyone can misread a teleprompter or break character during a long monologue.
@@jonathanneil5901 also just because you're shown one take doesn't mean that was the first take lol
If Steven freezes is he called a Cold Bear?
Ba dum tiss...
Take my like and be gone from here
Greetings from the UK " How did we take over the world?"....it had a lot to do with the Navy-wavy!
You can tell that Colbert has no idea about the UK because he left out the Boaty MacBoatface part of the navy-wavy.
John Oliver once quipped it was the accent...
Eddie Izzard said it was from the cunning use of flags. 😁
Oh yeah, I remember that stand-up routine..@@FalloutJack
My dad went to school with Doris Kearns Goodwin-! He was in her first book I think they dated in high school. Oh I wish he was still alive to see this he would have been so happy-!!!
That's cool!
Perfect! Thank You!
Cool story bro.
that'd make for an empty life, this being something to make one happy.
Cool! Great memory to have. ❤
I have not been feeling very well the last few days so I’m lying in my bed with my eyes closed, listening to all of the Late shows TH-cam clips from last nights show. I was very relaxed and almost drifting off to sleep until Stephen said ‘da da da da da, am I having a stroke?’ I don’t think I’ve ever experienced that sensation before, drifting off to sleep then suddenly burst out laughing 😂. Love you for that Stephen ❤️
Oh man, I've been having a very bad pain day myself and I laughed out at that one! It startled me and looked around to see who was laughing and it was me 😅
4:55 I guess "Ba-rap-pap-pa-pa, I'm strokin' it" doesn't have a good ring to it.
I love the “Meanwhile” segment! 😆🤣😂
I miss "Quarantine while"!
@@juanitalaloca7953 me, too
This is unusual to find it the same day. Mostly CVS hides it until about three days later when they put up the whole playlist for the day.
When they shorten fuse or his back after a long time on vacation then they make the segments available. I don’t know why they’re playing cat and mouse with their audience but CBS likes to make things difficult for us.
I’m still not gonna be chained to a certain time to figure out how to use my broadcast TV. I’ll give up my sleep the way I want to and not by somebody else’s schedule.
Me too. Just not the long intros.
“We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" They're going "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!" "Do you have a flag …? "No..." "Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!” 😂
― Eddie Izzard, Eddie Izzard: Dress to kill
4:36 Everyday we grow one step closer to Smell-o-Vision.
The only time you hear the phrase "Argy bargy" in this country is when you're watching 40+ year old British comedy. That was refreshing, lol.
THE Auditorium Theatre right next to Ballpark Stadium?? Wowzers😅😅
I'll take mine with a side of double redundancy please!
Meet at the Drinks Bar afterward?
@@erikt454 sure thing, I'll buy the first round of hop beers
@@erikt454 🤣
Make sure you try the snack foods
When life is difficult, you can always make me smile, Stephen.
Euphemisms are the cutest way to openly discuss atrocity among the elites back home Stephen.
Argy - Bargy
Argument between barge owners over 'rights of way' on canals
Axe body spray, a smell so bad it even kills a Ram's horn
Puberty. A condition so bad, words lose all meaning.
😂
I remember being in a class in high school and a bunch of guys were seated in the back. So much axe body spray. Unfortunately, I sat in the back too 😂
@@sophiathekitteh To be fair, teenagers (especially boys) are stanky from all the hormones... but boys really overdo it. They overdid it back in the 90s and they still do today.
That billboard is asking for some special damage…
This one was funny! When Steven did the British taking over with adorable language 😂😂
I just love "Da Bears"! The guy who plays Pillow is wonderful.
Hmm… I see you there 😂. I have also enjoyed jokes whose endings were the like of Da Beers, Da Tears, Da Years, and, yes, Da Bears for many years now… . Like you, I also enjoy the late night host whose impressions of My Pillow guy end with variations of the above. In fact, there is even a compilation video of that very host combining the above that is really good!
SCTV 4 LIFE!!!!
They've given us so many amazing comedians. ❤
Also, you wanna make a fast food employee angry? Ask them to grill your onions. On a Saturday. Around noon. 😑
Oh, I'll bet! But the CEO gets what he wants.
@@annestewart5741 truth
Stephen does a magnificent job with this Meanwhile intro. One of my favorites!
if you skip to the 3 min mark today.....you can skip over all that ridiiculous babble in the beginning of the the Meanwhile segment.
I had no idea Stephen Colbert could perform an exact John Oliver impression
I could see it if he had a sugar high and better writers.
JO is trash bro.
They worked together on the Daily Show for years
Incoming message from the BIG GIANT HEAD!!
Too bad we can't send him to the second rock from the sun! 🚀
Chupe de Camarones! Greetings from Peru :)
Help my blood feels thick 🤣🤣🤣 literally can't breathe
I'm just glad I don't have to clean that bathroom mine is bad enough.
Milwaukee here: you're welcome back in the Midwest anytime Stephen!!
"...fugitive roadswill of news..." I know that some people aren't fans of these intros, but I always look forward to seeing if the writers can outdo themselves... and they just did!
We don't have AXE. It's always been called Lynx here.
Man of the people!!! 🍗 🏀
Stinky Don: “30 milkshakes and some chicken.”
Boba Marjanovic: “Chicken for everyone!”
The 30 milkshakes were for him. The random chicken, was for those that got to it, before he gnawed their arm off.
Cash or charge, oh it's Sir. Cash only.
I can't help but wonder if he'll get in trouble for deliberately missing that....
After he's already eaten the crispy fried skin off of it, askew9976
@@SafetySpooon He won't - Boban is probably the most well-loved player in the NBA, by fans and fellow players alike, it's impossible to not like the guy. Plus the game was meaningless in the standings because his team isn't going to the playoffs anyway. Not even Popeye's or whichever chicken company that had to supply the free chicken would be upset about it - that's exactly what the promotion is supposed to do. Boban is awesome 😎
McD's billboards... "Who ever smelt it, dealt it"...
As a Peruvian, Colbert absolutely nailed it with the recipe for Chupe de Camarones. Craving for one right now!
NETHERLANDS MENTIONED!
4:31 I think that billboard should advertise some free fries instead.
Meanwhile: Also a source for new recipes...
And I’m sure that at the Auditorium Theatre you’ll find plenty of copies of Paper magazine.
Didn't Mr. Spock say it? The free chicken of the many outweighs the free throw of the one.
Indubitably
Or something like that.
Boban was in a movie with Keanu…he learned how to be generous to people from Keanu ✌🏽
Nah, Bobi's always been this way. Man's a lifelong gentle giant.
Even John Wick loved the guy - he really didn't want to kill him in the movie, and that was Boban playing himself basically
FOX:
"We are Bor(g)ed...
Intelligence is futile."
(paraphrase)
Great news regarding your participation at the upcoming convention, kudos
When you miss a free throw on purpose, please make it more obvious. REALLY obvious. Like just throwing the ball 90° to the side.
Agreed. That would have been awesome
Throw it backwards, at least your team keeps possession of the ball in that case.
When I was a kid, our neighbors raised sheep, and we had dairy goats.
The males were put in the furthest corner of the farm because the rank smell of rut was so overwhelming that 40 years later, I felt a little sick and could still remember it. We had one male goat.
AXE Body Spray is no mere Irish Spring! 🤢🤢🤮🤮
Try shoveling out a sheep pen at a farm - it was literally dangerous to be inside the pen for too long, the fumes are that bad.
@@burkedestounis3818 And it stays with you for the rest of your life!
@@slarson231 I know a smell like that... your post just reminded me.
@erikt454 😞 sorry!
Give The People What They Want! lulz!
😂 free chicken 🍗
that aint chicken 🌴
Poultry Justice ✊
"Auditorium Theatre" ... "Ocean Beach"
I am British and have never used the phrase " argy bargy" . I say "fucking around"!
I think it's become somewhat anachronistic, but I've definately heard it used.
I heard John Lennon say it.
It was last used semi-seriously in 1982.
U wot m8?
Apparently it's more Australian at this point.
High quality Meanwhile
Like a breath of fresh but slightly off air
I have started using "Meanwhile" as an adverb. Such as "I really Meanwhiled that project."
Man. Now I want nachos.
I just love it when Americans say "it's cold here", I'm Swedish, and our capitol Stockholm "the only city here you perchance heard of" is on the same latitude as Alaska. I live about 200 miles north of that in the centre of the country, and it goes about 600 miles further north. you have not seen cold!
That billboard idea is brilliant. Now I want Micky D's fries.
The Second City may have became popular in Chicago, but it actually got it's start in Canada alongside the Frantics.
Huh? SC Chicago began in 1959. The name Second City was taken from a New Yorker article that mocked Chicago. The Toronto branch didn't open until 1972. The Toronto franchise made enough money from SCTV that the Canadian partners bought the Chicago company in 1985.
@@maxmartin2763 Oh. Shows how much I know which is very little.
30 years of eating bean burritos at Taco Bell and I never knew you could get grilled onions. Gotta see if my local Bell will do that!
“Corn dogs, Jackie. Corn dogs for all these people.”
No Nina an an na and an animal that oo
I don't remember seeing any tuk-tuks or panda smugglers when I lived in Taiwan.
I always appreciate when the Meanwhile intro doesn't mock homeless people
ACTUAL Start: 2:48
2:58 because our minutes deserve to be free range, and Steve wants to put them in a cage of anticipatory torment for his own amusement...while
Now that is truly meta, providing a time stamp to skip the Meanwhile intro, written in the style of a Meanwhile intro. Just whose side are you on?
Auditorium Theatre actually is next to a hotel. And the building it is in originally had a hotel (the hotel next door was founded as an annex of it)
Bobi is a true gentleman 👍👏👏
The only late night host that makes me laugh out loud!!
Todays Kimmel managed that too 😂😂😂😂
Seth is the only late night host that I have a strict no eating or drinking anything while watching.
Nobody dislikes Boban. He's a global treasure.
I was at the 1968 Democratic Convention and I wish you better luck than we had then.
That McDonald’s joke had me crying 😭 😂😂
1:45 Those references... A moment of silence for our long departed Chris Farley... We still remember you and your little coat.
I look forward to the Olympics and now your shows from Chicago this summer!!!
As a wise viking lad (Tuffnut from How to Train Your Dragon: Race to the Edge) once said, "The Chicken is Never Wrong."
The stroke joke was hilarious! 😂
Finally-- a positive about being a Clippers fan.
Stephen, now you can get a true Chicago hot dog 🌭( definitely no ketchup)! Don't forget the deep dish pizza 🍕
Okay, that does it!! I changed my diet time and time again, acting like the responsible adult I am supposed to be, making the healthy choice. I sacrificed my favorite treats and always stayed disciplined, but now you're telling me I can't even drink rat piss anymore?
NYC wouldn't have a rat problem IF people would sponsor TNR instead of sending the cats to NYCACC where they get off on mur....unaliving every feral cat that goes thru their doors 🤬
NYC could learn a lot from Japan.
Some cities spay/neuter and release feral cats for just that reason.
I thought they did many observations with cameras in alleys that showed feral cats do not hunt NYC rats at all--the rats are too big and fight back...
@margaretwordnerd5210 That's what "TNR" means, it stands for "Trap, Neuter, Release". 100% the way to go.
@@FloatingSparkSure if you want all the songbirds to be eaten. They are an unchecked predator with TNR. Why do some people care for animals than their fellow humans? 😢
Boban choked for chicken
What a jerk
Shout out to Perú 🇵🇪🇵🇪
I was a happy boy when Taco Bell made the cheesy gordita crunch a full time menu item
Wow Marjanovic really is a man of the people!
Re the billboard, I was going to comment along the lines of "Breaking News: the estate of Kazimir Malevich sues McDonald's for plagiarism", but turns out he died in 1935 so the painting 'Red Square' is probably out of copyright.
McDonald's jingle then "Did someone just fart?"
Loved the Peruvian references ❤🇵🇪
"Oogaly-Moogally! Okayally-Dokally" - Ned Flanders
The Rooms Hotel actually sounds like a great name...too bad there's already a museum called 'The Rooms' in my city 😂
Well, I was going to make fun of you and winter, but you’re right.
Chicago might as well be up here in Canada, weather-wise. 🥶🇨🇦
Edit: yay for Second City - used to go to The Old Firehall Theatre in Toronto to see Eugene Levy, John Candy, Catherine O’Hara, Martin Short, et al in a small space on a small stage. Comedy magic happened regularly.
Hahahaha! “…am I havin’ a stroke”
Man...even that short clip of The Miracle On Ice gets me choked up a bit
Daaaaa...Colberts!!! Love it! Bear Down. Chicago
Boban Marjanovic is a blessing and we do not deserve him
We , the Netherlands, are not famous at smelling billboards ....We pee on them ..
Da Colbert.
Oh I look forward to that week 🤣🤣🤣
A man of the people!
'Am I having a stroke?' got me. :)
Shout out to Sweet Home Chicago 😎🫵🏼 Rodgers Park, Ravenswood, Albany Park, and UPTOWN ... Colbert there during the DNC is a great idea 💙🇺🇸
Love that he's in Chicago for the DNC!!! Let's go Joe!!!
4:15 -- that sounds like a quality control order. My father-in-law used to work Wendy's corporate; he did quality checks on stores and he would always order the same thing at every one he checked; if it was off he'd mark them down.
Please, Stephen, I double-dog dare you to tell me that your writers first draft of the french fry joke wasn't "Bah-dat-bot-ba-d a h ! I'm strokin' it!"
I just had dental surgery Tuesday so you would think I would’ve skipped your show this week but no obviously gutton for pain. Tell Luis and the band in the words of the late great Freddie Prinze Sr. Looking Good. As they always do.
It deserves to be entered into the lexicon. Bobanger: a small loss generously taken to ensure a greater gain.
This was hilarious. Start to finish
One time I got a bean burrito that was only onions.