Brilliant, funnier than anything from Jimmy's entire comedic life, hilarious can't stop laughing, now that's what I call comedy... Well done young man!
It's weird that he was so cautious on the Mars atmosphere question, burning through lifelines that he didn't really need, and then so reckless on the very next question.
@@paulthompson1466 Actually I believe this is one of the few occasions when 50/50 helped. He was unsure between CO2 and Nitrogen... 50/50 removed Nitrogen so that should have settled it. But for some reason he still wasn't happy and used another lifeline. Usually the way it goes is the contestant says "I think it's either A or B" and 50/50 removes C and D!
@@nbartlett6538 Well if it was a toss up between CO2 and nitrogen, which it seemed it was, or even if Jimmy could discount one, then 50/50 would make sense. But to me it just seemed like whatever the outcome of the 50/50 Jimmy was going to use his last lifeline anyway. I've never agreed with the idea that 50/50 eliminates answers based on what the contestant says. I definitely don't think that's the case and nor do I think it's random, but is pre-decided that the two most unlikely answers are removed. Contestants will likely deliberate between the two most likely answers which makes it seem that it's fixed when the two most unlikely are removed.
@@Jizzle76when he shook his head and said "I don't, I don't know why you're looking at me like that".. its an unnatural negative response.. Clarkson shook his head no then had to create a reason he'd be shaking his head no.
I’m from donny like Clarkson is so i knew this one. But I also remember him mentioning this fact in the train race episode of Top Gear. He mentions the Mallard being the fastest steam train ever when his train is passing through Doncaster. Blue house in our school was also named Mallard house.
I just know I've seen steam trains with bullet train styling so knew it was never going to be the flying Scotsman since that doesn't have it. Would have been a guess between the other 3 though.
I'd be thinking ok, train, scotsman, sure.. but I got a bit like hmm, but maybe I'm mixing with the flying Dutchman :D and I felt like the rocket (although maybe too snookerish ,p), and ended on The Brighton Belle. I did however, get to the right lion's brand thing from pure guesswork but otherwise meh.
I love Jimmy but you are joking. He was ridiculously cautious ,on a question he felt he knew,especially when the other option "methane" was the least likely and yet fritters away £31,000 on a 1 chance in 4 complete guess.
Other than the Rocket being incredibly old, the Flying Scotsman is a route (with a Gresley designed locomotive getting its name from the route) and the Brighton Belle being a. electric b. on the *Brighton* line... you had the fact that Jeremy Clarkson mentioned the Mallard multiple times on Top Gear.
Damn. He was flying through them, kinda like the Mallard, until it just suddenly came to a stop! But I also didn't know the ones he struggled on. The others were easy.
I wonder if he did end up making it up to £32K? I would have taken a punt at The Rocket and would have been equally wrong. Two of my favourite celebrities.
Ok. 4 months later i have had a thought about all of this. Sure, Jimmy could be connected, but.... What if this show was recorded after that horrific day last year? So like half way in between that day last year and today, which happens to be exactly a year later..... What if it would have happened that way, and Jimmy would have said that he was going to give all of this money to charity, more specifically UNRWA? I would have loved to hear the reaction of people in the audience or even the reaction of Jeremy. It would be gold.
@@LampoonGoon You don't understand the joke. Clarkson has repeatedly said that if anything/one Scottish, Irish or Welsh does well it is called british. If it is something/one English they are called English. This is an adaptation of that...
I have discovered I'm smarter than Jimmy Carr! I think the Flying Scotsman is older than 1938 and was the fastest train and land speed record holder UNTIL the Mallard was made wit its streamlined cowling to cut through the air.
I remember this at the time, I think Sean Lock had just died between this being filmed and it being broadcast, so Clarkson's Sean Lock joke at the start seemed very strange.
I was able to watch 8 out of 10 cats countdown live during COVID and everyone was pretty confused why Sean wasn’t a team captain, but now we know he was too sick at the time. Very sad.
He wasted 3 lifelines on the Mars question when he pretty much knew the answer (so did I). Could’ve easily made it to £125,000 at least. Even with the so-called “playing it safe” he still ended up only winning £1,000. I get that it’s a lot more difficult when you’re actually in the hot seat but it’s still really frustrating to see it all squandered away.
He was careful on Mars question because he is smart. He was reckless on train question because he is cocky and thought he could read Jeremy. No, I'm not even sure if you thought he could actually read Jeremy. I think it was more pure cockyness
If inflation carries on, this program will have to be called, "who wants a loaf of bread"
Bit over dramatic but okay.
@@pylcdesiit’s called comedy
😂😂 , It was a million prize money 26 years ago and has not gone up since !!!!
They could increase the jackpot to 2 million and then call it "Who Wants To Be A Multi Millionaire"
You spelled "price gouging" wrong.
Who wants to move a million hair
👏 You earned this
hahahaha
Brilliant, funnier than anything from Jimmy's entire comedic life, hilarious can't stop laughing, now that's what I call comedy... Well done young man!
What’s with the clickbait title? He DID ask him for help, and got it!
Because theyre dishonest rats seeking attention.
Exactly!
I'm guessing that whoever had the job of posting this didn't actually watch the whole video 😂
The title is misleading
But I think they ment that he regretted not having the ability to ask Clarkson for help on the last question
If I had to guess, it's poorly phrased to mean that he regrets asking for help earlier on so he could ask for help on the final question he blunders.
No one:
Jimmy Carr: *HA HA HA HA HAAA*
2nd worst laughter after Tucker Carlson.
@@frog382kamala Harris and your mum are my top 2
@@Nintendo64pro Dont be a walking evidence that the both sides are of the same coin.
Sitcoms need to use his laugh instead of the usual canned laughter.
@@frog382Tucker has a very infectious laughter you're just coping
I would watch Jeremy Clarkson host any show. He is absolutely fabulous at everything he does, including farming.
That's why we say alibi, to prove someone's innocence. After all these years, it finally makes sense, man.
Jimmy makes every situation naturally hilarious, such a good episode 😂❤
It's weird that he was so cautious on the Mars atmosphere question, burning through lifelines that he didn't really need, and then so reckless on the very next question.
That’s EXACTLY, word for word, what I was going to say!! He’s a great sport though and kept things amusing 😂
50/50 was a right waste of a lifeline.
@@paulthompson1466 Actually I believe this is one of the few occasions when 50/50 helped. He was unsure between CO2 and Nitrogen... 50/50 removed Nitrogen so that should have settled it. But for some reason he still wasn't happy and used another lifeline. Usually the way it goes is the contestant says "I think it's either A or B" and 50/50 removes C and D!
@@nbartlett6538 Well if it was a toss up between CO2 and nitrogen, which it seemed it was, or even if Jimmy could discount one, then 50/50 would make sense. But to me it just seemed like whatever the outcome of the 50/50 Jimmy was going to use his last lifeline anyway.
I've never agreed with the idea that 50/50 eliminates answers based on what the contestant says. I definitely don't think that's the case and nor do I think it's random, but is pre-decided that the two most unlikely answers are removed. Contestants will likely deliberate between the two most likely answers which makes it seem that it's fixed when the two most unlikely are removed.
It was on purpose bcz he don't want to give the money to charity he doesn't like them
Clarkson told him not to take D. Asked if he played poker, then shook his head.
well. would you have interpreted it like that without hindsight?
@@Thisandthat8908 be quiet
When did he tell him not to take D?
@@Jizzle76when he shook his head and said "I don't, I don't know why you're looking at me like that".. its an unnatural negative response.. Clarkson shook his head no then had to create a reason he'd be shaking his head no.
@@jolttsp Sounds good for a movie, but I feel he was just making a joke. Evidently Carr didn’t catch it either
I’m from donny like Clarkson is so i knew this one. But I also remember him mentioning this fact in the train race episode of Top Gear. He mentions the Mallard being the fastest steam train ever when his train is passing through Doncaster.
Blue house in our school was also named Mallard house.
Did The Mallard pas through Doncaster or Duck it ?
5:20 that’s why we love Jimmy Carr 😂
That was gold 😂
I love the way he played, shot shot shot shot next one next one... was hilarious too 😁
This is how I wish everyone played the game, speed-run the first few then take your time
5:28 HE DID IT HE DID IT
HE SAID THE THING
i'd have guessed flying scotsman since i've never heard of the other 3 haha
Have you heard of the band Blur? Mallard features on the cover of their album 'Modern Life is Rubbish'.
I just know I've seen steam trains with bullet train styling so knew it was never going to be the flying Scotsman since that doesn't have it. Would have been a guess between the other 3 though.
@@WhinedUp2004The Rocket was the first steam locomotive (not a whole train). If I recall correctly, it was designed by Robert Stephenson.
@@WhinedUp2004Your logic is correct. The Mallard is more modern and shaped much more like a bullet train than The Flying Scotsman.
I'd be thinking ok, train, scotsman, sure.. but I got a bit like hmm, but maybe I'm mixing with the flying Dutchman :D and I felt like the rocket (although maybe too snookerish ,p), and ended on The Brighton Belle. I did however, get to the right lion's brand thing from pure guesswork but otherwise meh.
He promised them a thousand. He gave them a thousand.
"Your not here too win any money for yourself"
Jimmy:what!😳🥺😂
'Cautious man.'
That is correct, for a very good reason!
Well played, Jimmy.
He lost £31000 by not being cautious 🤦🏻♂️
well played? he was complete opposite to being cautious at the most important moment
Nah he KNEW that carbon dioxide answer and wasted all his lifelines on it. Which probably ruined his entire game.
I love Jimmy but you are joking. He was ridiculously cautious ,on a question he felt he knew,especially when the other option "methane" was the least likely and yet fritters away £31,000 on a 1 chance in 4 complete guess.
Haha! Jeremy even went with the ''An charity'' 😂
Sir Nigel Gresley designed the Flying Scotsman and The Mallard for the LNER railway company.
people who had hornby trainsets knew the answer was the mallard
Or had watched Top Gear, Clarkson mentions it twice.
Or just have a crippling interest in all things locomotive
James May is punching the air rn
I would have got that last one wrong too and thought I knew it!
lol @ 0:23 "Hello is this thing on? tap tap..."
"Jimmy Carr Regrets Not Asking Jeremy Clarkson For Help | Full Round | Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" he LITERALLY asked for help
126 mph mallard love that duck
Two pure geniuses
0:29 😂😂😂like being on Star Trek 😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:13 Is that Jonathan Ross laughing? And again at 16:13?
It certainly sounds like it! Well noticed!
I'm guessing he was also a guest on this celebrity special, well spotted lol
Yes, it is Jonathan Woss
@@gauravgummaraju😂
Great ear!
Jeremy was very clearly signalling to him not to go with D The Flying Scotsman after jimmy suggested it.
Jimmy' " Gonville and Cais College, Cambridge" is a very clever chap.
1:13 Johnathan Ross laugh
You're so right!
I wanna see James May on this
For a second I thought he was Roger Federer.
Sir Nigel Gresley is a train, which looks like Mallard. That might be have been a clue, but it was tough question to take a gamble on.
Why is this uploaded now on youtube when this was years ago during Covid? Seems bit weird, i thought this was recent
9:43 Hey, Dave Gorman did that on his Modernl Life is Goodish
Tax free like the first 10 years of my career 😂
Jeremy Clarkson and Jimmy Carr are a beautiful combination
when that music kicks in at 15:17
Shame Jimmy could not have Ducked the question about The Mallard....
lol i tried to use logic to work out what they called the train.. definitely couldn't account for people naming things just whatever they please XD
Other than the Rocket being incredibly old, the Flying Scotsman is a route (with a Gresley designed locomotive getting its name from the route) and the Brighton Belle being a. electric b. on the *Brighton* line... you had the fact that Jeremy Clarkson mentioned the Mallard multiple times on Top Gear.
Indeed. The only way to know was to straight up know the Mallard.
5:44 "What about if they have what I've won so far [£1000], and anything on top [is for me]" - OK, sure Jimmy!
I love the comedy😂
Damn. He was flying through them, kinda like the Mallard, until it just suddenly came to a stop! But I also didn't know the ones he struggled on. The others were easy.
If you notice when Jimmy first said Flying Scotsman Clarkson was nodding.
I knew the answer from watching NCIS 😂
I legit knew every question except the Disney skunk one 😅
The two JC's 🎉
If only John Cleese and Jesus Christ had walked in
@@cityzens634 Yeah James Corden wouldn't do 😂
Jimmy should have answered 2nd question by saying "Lips are LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH 'ed; sealed"
First question at 2:28
It sounds like that there's only about 10 people in the audience 😂
there were...it was just the crew
this was filmed during covid.
15:55 *Surely every Schoolboy Knows the Answer !*
Lot of Comedians like Jo Brand are smart people
Jimmy having ripped on Jeremy so much made this so rough, but so funny.
two of my favourite brits !
An charity
I wonder if he did end up making it up to £32K? I would have taken a punt at The Rocket and would have been equally wrong. Two of my favourite celebrities.
It's always easy to be charitable with someone else's money
They need to bring back the studio audience.
Thank you very much
How about when was this filmed? Dem cheeky blokes yappin about lockdown at the start of the clip innit.
The title is misleading
You clearly didn't watch to the end. Jeremy literally knew the answer to the last question. It's not misleading in the slightest.
Perfectly reasonable gamble mathematically speaking
He did ask him for help when he was allowed to.
Ok. 4 months later i have had a thought about all of this.
Sure, Jimmy could be connected, but....
What if this show was recorded after that horrific day last year?
So like half way in between that day last year and today, which happens to be exactly a year later.....
What if it would have happened that way, and Jimmy would have said that he was going to give all of this money to charity, more specifically UNRWA?
I would have loved to hear the reaction of people in the audience or even the reaction of Jeremy.
It would be gold.
Shame Jeremy shook his head to say don’t do it but jimmy didn’t read it that way. He did it with judge rinder and he clocked it and saved him
Just realized this feels strange because I've never seen Jimmy without an audience before.
They seem like they genuinely don't like each other, and Jimmy is way better at being civil about it.
Why? I didn't get any impression like that.
No,I don't think so. Just 2 Entertainers' egos clashing and both not wanting the other to get the upper hand. lol
The opening jibes did seem a bit personal but what else are they going to joke about.
he has nothing to take home then, 1K all for charity 😂
Very surprised Jimmy Carr didn't know Mallard
I think i heard someone coughing
Didnt know Jimmy Carr could do "serious"!
Had yr teeth yellowed 😅
I get everyone one correct no help required. Yay!
It could never have been The Flying Scotsman, if it was fastest it would have been called The Flying Brit.
*ahem* Guess what's part of Britain.
@@LampoonGoon You don't understand the joke. Clarkson has repeatedly said that if anything/one Scottish, Irish or Welsh does well it is called british. If it is something/one English they are called English. This is an adaptation of that...
With that hair he looks like post-aids Freddy Mercury
Is this from covid time? Where’s the audience?
[edit] Ok, asked too early
They really should increase the Price money. A million isnt what it used to be.
3 life lines on one question!
Then, illogically. goes from being overly cautious to having a wild punt on a 1-in-4 chance.
The title doesn' make sense, because he did ask jeremy for help.. click bait! 👎
I would have made same mistake the flying Scotsman is known to be a fast steam engine the mallard never heard of it
When arrogance doesn't pay off.😂
I have discovered I'm smarter than Jimmy Carr!
I think the Flying Scotsman is older than 1938 and was the fastest train and land speed record holder UNTIL the Mallard was made wit its streamlined cowling to cut through the air.
I also wouldn't have got the last question right. But then I wouldn't have wasted any lifelines up to that point.
I remember this at the time, I think Sean Lock had just died between this being filmed and it being broadcast, so Clarkson's Sean Lock joke at the start seemed very strange.
I was able to watch 8 out of 10 cats countdown live during COVID and everyone was pretty confused why Sean wasn’t a team captain, but now we know he was too sick at the time. Very sad.
Being able to set your own safety net, is that for every game or the celebrity game?
Everyone.
@@Motorman2112 I will thank you for taking the time and trouble to answer,on their behalf:)
For Jimmy, being a millionaire all of a sudden is like getting bankrupt. Or paying his taxes, probably
Lyles golden syrup treacle
Great episode 😁😁👍
He wasted 3 lifelines on the Mars question when he pretty much knew the answer (so did I). Could’ve easily made it to £125,000 at least. Even with the so-called “playing it safe” he still ended up only winning £1,000. I get that it’s a lot more difficult when you’re actually in the hot seat but it’s still really frustrating to see it all squandered away.
he also thought he pretty much knew the answer to the last question what do you mean lol
Clarkson asked if he played poker and said I don’t then shook his head. He was trying to help.
how did he not know --- its so simple all 11 year old boys know the fastest steam engine.
Maybe back when we were 11, but I'm pretty sure they don't nowadays. Apparently not when Carr was 11 either.
anyone else think he could have thrown in some of his own money after ONLY winning 1000?
Spends £6k on his barnet and wins £1k for youth charity. Life isn't fair!
Where is the audience...why dosnt they say hello properly
He was careful on Mars question because he is smart. He was reckless on train question because he is cocky and thought he could read Jeremy. No, I'm not even sure if you thought he could actually read Jeremy. I think it was more pure cockyness
Who Wants To Be A Tax Cheat
He was smart w the answers but who tf wastes 4 help lines on an answer he already thought...
He "only" wasted _three_ lifelines on that; he'd used "Ask the host" earlier on the dead-lion syrup.
What?! He called a friend twice?
Gives off strong "well its not my money" vibes.