I violated everyone's rights to solve crime in Police Simulator: Patrol Officers

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ม.ค. 2025

ความคิดเห็น • 397

  • @epicshoes5587
    @epicshoes5587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    “let’s not harass any more women, let’s harass some men,” -RCE 2021

    • @5Andysalive
      @5Andysalive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm pretty sure you have to call a lady officer in most civilised countries for that. Many a realism there.

    • @darkSorceror
      @darkSorceror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Shift over. You lost all conduct points and have been fired." GEE I WONDER WHY

    • @jd_kreeper
      @jd_kreeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      best part is how the character he chose is married.

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True equality right there

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It doesn't matter if you're male or female if you're an Architects Matt is taking you down lol
      in Matt's world Architecture is illegal or should be lol

  • @christophermartin3023
    @christophermartin3023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I love that he got fired for not getting back to the precinct on time. But just gets the day off for committing police brutality.

  • @Lemonator32
    @Lemonator32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    **plays live Frogger**
    moments later
    "Hang on! You just jaywalked!"

    • @irashanimanthi2619
      @irashanimanthi2619 ปีที่แล้ว

      in manchester it is not bad to park on the curb

  • @kliether33
    @kliether33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    *Is a police officer for 8 minutes*
    "You all look the same."
    Perfect.

    • @RealHunterVR
      @RealHunterVR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😒really dude?

    • @RealHunterVR
      @RealHunterVR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are referring to all this blm stuff right?

    • @reuben3077
      @reuben3077 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought that was genius

    • @reuben3077
      @reuben3077 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I almost died at that part
      I thought he was gonna say it out loud by he did it subtle lmao
      Love rce

  • @williamqian8020
    @williamqian8020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Play oxygen not included, perfect for systems engineer.

  • @Battlesny
    @Battlesny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I did everything perfectly, to the book..
    After frisking so many people without any just cause

  • @Justawastedsoul
    @Justawastedsoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "not gonna ask what you gonna do with that cucumber"

  • @Landrassa1
    @Landrassa1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    So when it says "Shift over" that basically means "Smashing job, take the rest of the day off!", right?

  • @GalaxyExplorer-bv6ze
    @GalaxyExplorer-bv6ze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    It feels like you can park anywhere if it's not Wednesday, lol

  • @TheMeanAdmin
    @TheMeanAdmin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    An eerily accurate representation of American police work

    • @joshgreen2366
      @joshgreen2366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Except for the bit where he got punished for brutality.

    • @Brickthrower35
      @Brickthrower35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joshgreen2366 yeah

    • @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55
      @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except for the entire video...

    • @TheMeanAdmin
      @TheMeanAdmin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 ooh, a fresh edgy take from a fresh edgy troll with a fresh edgy name and fresh edgy playlists filled with fresh edgy alternative facts from Faux News... Yeah, your opinion definitely matters in your echo chamber, why not go back there?

  • @schockingtonio
    @schockingtonio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Went drunk with power almost immediately... Perfect police simulator!

  • @samwalker7666
    @samwalker7666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Police: "I didn't mean to shoot that unarmed person I thought it was my walkie talkie"

    • @sureindubitably3771
      @sureindubitably3771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I swear officer, I dropkicked that orphan in self defence

    • @cszqravr
      @cszqravr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sureindubitably3771 Nice lockpicking lawyer reference, Tom!

    • @sureindubitably3771
      @sureindubitably3771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cszqravr ??

    • @DarvakSondrath
      @DarvakSondrath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The sad thing is something similar has really happened. A police woman pulled out her gun and shot someone while shouting "Taser".

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Can you imagine the balls to throw a bottle on the floor right in front of a cop and then just acting normal when confronted.

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'm very tempted to go ask my mum for my baby teeth (which she still has because she's a creep) and carry them driving around until I get stopped and then give them reason to search me just to see what happens.

    • @deccy14
      @deccy14 ปีที่แล้ว

      BRUH

  • @Chuycabra
    @Chuycabra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'd love to see a video or series of 'weird/interesting engineering facts'!

  • @PeterPannekoek1850
    @PeterPannekoek1850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Stoplights are differently placed in USA. In europe they hang them up on your side of the crossroad. In the USA they hang them up at the opposite side. You said in the video that he went through a red light, but he was probably allready passed the crossroad while it was green XD 7:30

  • @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55
    @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:37
    If the accent didn't give it away, RCE being surprised that police officers are armed is a definite tell that he's a Brit.

  • @TreyWindinal
    @TreyWindinal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i love how everyone is 6'4"

  • @Jack_Wolfe
    @Jack_Wolfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    15:42, am i the only one questioning the placement of that door handle compared to the hinges?

    • @stuartgibson1959
      @stuartgibson1959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The hinges are for the metal grate that is locked on the right hand side

  • @louieberg2942
    @louieberg2942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    To protect and serve...
    Are they legally not allowed to have "to serve and protect" up there or something?
    Also, 2:10 the city's called Brighton, what did you expect?

    • @danielduncan6806
      @danielduncan6806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      First off, that is never included in any oath an officer of the law takes. That is merely a motto some departments use. Second, it is interchangeable. Some departments use serve and protect, others use protect and serve. You have been enlightened, you are welcome.

    • @louieberg2942
      @louieberg2942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@danielduncan6806 I've even been enlightened on something I didn't claim (the oath).

  • @laimawolf6826
    @laimawolf6826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:16 ''It isn't plastered, it's horrible''
    I actually really like brick,what do you have against it, engineer? Huh?

  • @mohamedwelteir
    @mohamedwelteir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "oh this game just looks like GTA"
    Literally the game is actually the opposite

  • @memesthednaofthesoul.
    @memesthednaofthesoul. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    On this episode, RCE keeps trying to find a girlfriend and getting rejected.

  • @PsychOsmosis
    @PsychOsmosis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    You're losing points because you tow them without issuing a ticket first.
    Edit: 19:05 Hey, you figured it out..!

  • @EliteTrainedPro
    @EliteTrainedPro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This video was absolutely amazing. Probably the best I've seen from this channel. Phenomenal work!

  • @redravenriot3650
    @redravenriot3650 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Let's not harrass any more women, let's harrass some men!" That's the bisexal spirit!

  • @user-ph5jv2rs4h
    @user-ph5jv2rs4h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    play the ID check at Paper Please
    that would be great

  • @19chubb
    @19chubb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ah yes,as an architect we do have our faces on the police wanted posters from time to time...

  • @hannanathan564
    @hannanathan564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:15. I think the creepy part is being a pig to begin with… lol.
    Love your videos, not this game so much but your commentary makes it better.

  • @dhirgandhi949
    @dhirgandhi949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    RCE playing simulator games
    Me: Oh nice...
    Me: watched the video
    My mind: Every day, we stray closer to Let's game it out...
    Like literally, he played the exact same game.
    At this point, I can safely conclude, RCE is LGiT but hornier, more engineering knowledge, and less game knowledge

    • @RealCivilEngineerGaming
      @RealCivilEngineerGaming  3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      But I don't have any horns...

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RealCivilEngineerGaming You could glue some to the hardhat, but I suspect that would violate safety code.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IstasPumaNevada I mean I'd probably still be safe. Ish.

    • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
      @BisexualPlagueDoctor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ChaoticNeutralMatt you wouldn’t be in danger, you would BECOME THE DANGER

  • @grindstone5368
    @grindstone5368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Is there a minimum height requirement to live in that town?

    • @thontor
      @thontor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      not just a minimum. you must be exactly 6'4" to live there.

  • @madhavarora9425
    @madhavarora9425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I really love this... could you by any chance upload more of this game?

  • @monkeyshit4973
    @monkeyshit4973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Frisks a chick and finds weed and a cucumber..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think the favorite part is the lady who is going to pay a lawyer to fight a $20 ticket.

  • @localotaku8128
    @localotaku8128 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the fact that Matt hits on almost every lady

  • @Bipolarpear_
    @Bipolarpear_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "all right shift over!.... permanently! wooo"

  • @TheCoffinMan
    @TheCoffinMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To protect and serve…
    the citizens from architects

  • @BrentStarling
    @BrentStarling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think every single person had their height as 6’4” on their id’s.

  • @cabthegreat87
    @cabthegreat87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When i was in russia if they had to dig up the centre of the road they would just divert traffic around it onto the sidewalks because most sidewalks used asphalt too. All they did was remove the kerbstones and pave a little.

  • @adolfolerito6744
    @adolfolerito6744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Still a far more efficient Police work than the London Metropolitan Police.

  • @luckyjamesa.valencia7095
    @luckyjamesa.valencia7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A police officer jaywalking lol 7:09

  • @aaronlewis7273
    @aaronlewis7273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    👁️👁️ woah, my 2 favorite gaming channels playing the same game on very similar days. YES

  • @raveneldawnstar
    @raveneldawnstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for the engineering fact! Most my education and professional experience is in architecture ( right?) but engineering (mostly structural and mechanical) is an interest of mine.

  • @akurasubject9617
    @akurasubject9617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:21 He just got Isekai'd.

  • @beyond_thebest965
    @beyond_thebest965 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You getting hit by the van killed me, it reminded me of when I was playing watch dogs and me and a friend were doing a mission and he walked out and got hit by a car!

  • @Lyngattube
    @Lyngattube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow this video is something else. Nice game and I love your videos as usual! :D

  • @ekthepro
    @ekthepro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:43 hold up, john price? JOHN PRICE FROM COD?

  • @Bagline
    @Bagline 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    15:40 it's padlocked on the outside. He's already in prison.

  • @robo_head5974
    @robo_head5974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I could watch hours of this, please do more!

  • @Zabiru-
    @Zabiru- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The level of drunk with power you immediately became playing this is both hilarious and horrifying at the same time ^^ Can't say I was that surprised but still.

  • @basti206
    @basti206 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Oh, god it's bright out here" - Well, we're in BRIGHTon

  • @zakschrader9716
    @zakschrader9716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    More please! I loved this!
    And I just want to say I’m unbelievably happy for you and inspired by you! I love seeing your success keep the dream alive!

  • @wateraardappel
    @wateraardappel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please Play more of this, it was so entertaining 😂

  • @erythrodysesthesia
    @erythrodysesthesia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    CPP speaking to the road: you have a *certain thickness* about you that i find appealing

  • @rogerp.4375
    @rogerp.4375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So, everyone in Brighton is 6'4", huh?

    • @mocha5675
      @mocha5675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noticed that too lol

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I parker on the pavement for years and nobody did anything until 1 day while I was at work someone put bollards up. It was honestly the quickest bit of road works I've ever seen they were done before I got home and then I had to park on the street and my car got hit after 1 day of being parked on the street and the guy who crashed into it had to go to hospital so I think maybe parking on the pavement is not so bad.

  • @Nareimooncatt
    @Nareimooncatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Construction Simulator is a good one, and they are up to version 3 now. Would love to see you go for that one.

  • @jordanbomb32
    @jordanbomb32 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was my favorite video he's done. I've watched so gosh darn many. Shane he didn't do another sode or 2

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If they wanted this to be more realistic they would have ways to hide your police brutality. The all knowing over sight is the most unrealistic part.

  • @aaniketmishra
    @aaniketmishra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everyone is 6' 04".

  • @leovomend8789
    @leovomend8789 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    worked like a proper police officer honestly

  • @clarepaulsen3330
    @clarepaulsen3330 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Peace, Love, and Police Brutality”

  • @shashipancholi
    @shashipancholi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:09 “you all look the same”
    *too real

  • @DarkxxStorm
    @DarkxxStorm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So close to 1 mil subscribers

  • @chrisakaschulbus4903
    @chrisakaschulbus4903 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "This can't be driven" And it wasn't driving, that's why you can't give them a ticket... ;)
    If i was a PO i'd just force someone to drive it. As the arm of the law you're allowed to do such things.

  • @Ohmniac_
    @Ohmniac_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    at 15:42 the parking lot attendant is actually locked INSIDE his booth.

  • @IrnFox
    @IrnFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even boring game can be fun with the right play style.

  • @vikingveteran
    @vikingveteran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Engineer tip #72 Don't drive on the damn sidewalk.

  • @Deino-1
    @Deino-1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Couldn't stop laughing... You pervert 🙃

  • @IrnFox
    @IrnFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:59 Amazing!

  • @triggrhappi
    @triggrhappi ปีที่แล้ว

    00:35 I bet my left nut that the password was = I HATE ARCHITECTS 😎

  • @devinpatterson9453
    @devinpatterson9453 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My man is always trying to pick up the girls at the desk

  • @blavena
    @blavena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wait? dates on licence plates? WTH? I'm completelly lost at those weird laws stuff

    • @blavena
      @blavena 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      also, expired ID? like wtf? when driver's license expires they wont allow driving, not walking lol

    • @blavena
      @blavena 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the laws in that game are sooooo crazy, I love it LOL

  • @Brody_R
    @Brody_R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:36 your password must have been: ArchitectsSucks

  • @rayclinton4263
    @rayclinton4263 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please do more of these!

  • @jwalster9412
    @jwalster9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get demonized, 10 years after uploading.

  • @KTpanit
    @KTpanit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need more of this game

  • @curtchauvin5303
    @curtchauvin5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Called for backup , right in the face!

  • @BasementOperator
    @BasementOperator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your password was 15 characters....so it's methamphetamine, right? No no no, I got it, it's Rumplestiltskin!

  • @eric_d
    @eric_d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is everyone in that city 6'4" tall?

  • @generalpattonthesecond718
    @generalpattonthesecond718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    More of this please

  • @jessicafernanda11
    @jessicafernanda11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just be grateful matt isnt a police officer

  • @Dennzet
    @Dennzet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The “Harry Potter” guy had an expired license… lol

  • @meestergopnik4550
    @meestergopnik4550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this video, please do more

  • @forbiddenera
    @forbiddenera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you're gonna do this one again you should read the handbook in the game first lol

  • @Singing0reos
    @Singing0reos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lord almighty why is everyone in this game so tall

  • @biggyboi1150
    @biggyboi1150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I enjoyed this far to much!

  • @merlinmagnus873
    @merlinmagnus873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Anyone else notice that everyone is 6'4" tall?

    • @gizel4376
      @gizel4376 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i started to check about height when i have see that little woman 6'04"

  • @DevlinFrohlich
    @DevlinFrohlich ปีที่แล้ว

    Another episode of this please 🙏🏻

  • @mrbushido4559
    @mrbushido4559 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    man of culture as well huh

  • @garcipat
    @garcipat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This looks actually fun if you play it honestly if you arent an actual policeman in RL

  • @RealHunterVR
    @RealHunterVR 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    We should actually have a special branch of the police that have engineer training. They would be able to see code violations etc.

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    peace, love, and police brutality

  • @jens9570
    @jens9570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Your password probably is "architects_sucks"

  • @CristiansProduction
    @CristiansProduction 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    mate this is blimy good, do some more. cheers!

  • @farmlandrpgaming2835
    @farmlandrpgaming2835 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should do a firefighter simulator where you do driver engineer. 😉😂

  • @aspencloud8csa
    @aspencloud8csa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    City skylines video coming soon?

  • @judah2157
    @judah2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should do an episode 2 luv yo vids

  • @shrapnelslurpee
    @shrapnelslurpee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone who has worked for a police department im gonna guess Police123 for the password lol

  • @spaceboy3104
    @spaceboy3104 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is no one talking abt John price THE GUY FROM ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC GAME TRILOGIES,MODERN WARFARE