I can't imagine the type of paperwork the Captain gets whenever Officer Stiles goes on patrol. It's probably a fat stack of reports on misconduct and other protocol violations xD
@@GrayStillPlays Probably because she's the only one the captain knows the name of because he's so bogged down in paperwork he doesn't have time to interact with the other officers.
Hi dad. I knocked her up, went to prison, got hooked on drugs, became a moonshiner, found Jesus and did it all over again six or seven times. You said you were getting cigarettes, i hope it was worth it.
Gray: ma’am I have good news and bad news the good news is that there is a 50% chance I will get arrested before I arrest you the bad news is that the other 50% involves me shooting you multiple times - Gray 2019
Grey:let me ask you questions Person:ahhhhhh noooooooo “runs” 2 seconds later “gunshots” Captain:yea that murder is fine and your employee of the month
@Willa Bukata I know, they show which state of mind I had when I made the comment. Although, this emoji in itself is funny. 🎏 It still doesn't make ME funny, it's just a funny emoji!
When you got arrested for giving the woman a ticket I laughed so hard! I literally watch about 10 videos of yours per day Gray! Please never stop living!
Gray, this video has provided an unhealthy amount of sadistic humor and pleasure for me after a long day at work. Thank you for that. P.S. I feel that Larry David Inc. and Charlie Chaplin deserve some kudos for their zany musical contributions in your videos ;)
Interesting tidbit about police cars. Every single Police Interceptor Crow Vic Uses the Exact Same Key! Ford Fleet Key Number 1284X So there ya go internet!
Be thankful that Gray is a professional gamer, and not the guy responsible for particle physics experiment. He might create a black hole...or break the reality itself.
6:18 Microsoft Plants Bomb In Game... Misses Target While Initiating MAXIMUM DRIFT WITH LITTLE MOVEMENT... Best Moment In History... Tell Your Kids To Beware... BEWARE GRAYSTILLPLAYS!!
@@Misha-dr9rh I support good police who uphold the law. Problem is that I can't find a single one who upholds the law. I can stand at any stop sign, and watch them breaking the law all day long. And while that might seem trivial and unimportant, it's symptomatic. I understand that everyone is a mixed bag, the job of police is very difficult and challenging, and they are doing what they see as their best. But they also have internally endorsed the idea that the law has two tiers: one for the police, and one for the common people. And that widespread, almost universal police contempt for law, is starting to dawn on the general public. They have themselves to blame. Show me ONE cop, just one, who will issue a citation to another officer who breaks the law. Just one. Then cry about how police are perceived...
Shoots a woman in the leg - Eehhhh, no biggie.
Writes a ticket - THIS BRUTALITY SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED IN THIS CITY!
tickets may break my bones but bullets will never hurt me.
666 likes
My god. He missed so many opportunities to kneecap people
-\_(:))_/-
America in a nutshell
This game is literally GTA but from the cop’s perspective.
well and that the police actually gets punishment for shooting people
Sabrina Diaz NO its from Grays perspective, not the cops
Oskar Flaat Rosten u got a point there
The Panda Militia yeah i know
There is a mod for that
Radio: Reports of a speeding, reckless driver
Gray: Well, of course I know him. He's me
Grey-biwan Kenobi
Rachel Stiles is the only person to ever get 3 criminal records in the space of 7 minutes.
Ya just give her a gun and she'll be fine. 😆 Ya know cause she just shoots people in the leg just to arrest them after she sends them in hospital. 😆
Welcome back to the only game where gray can violate rights, get arrested and come back a minute later a do it all again.
Get on with the game dammit
*Stiles:* 1
*Smokes:* 0
You forget Headliner.
And then becomes the police of the month!
@Eduardo De Lara GTA but on the Police POV. I mean it kind of explains why the police in the games are goddamn overkill or goddman useless at times...
officer stiles is one of the extras in brooklyn nine nine
*shoots woman in the leg*
"ehhhhh thats fine"
*tickets a woman*
"so you have chosen DEATH"
I can't imagine the type of paperwork the Captain gets whenever Officer Stiles goes on patrol. It's probably a fat stack of reports on misconduct and other protocol violations xD
Hey she got "Police of the Month"!
@@GrayStillPlays Probably because she's the only one the captain knows the name of because he's so bogged down in paperwork he doesn't have time to interact with the other officers.
Whole forests disappearing weekly to supply the paper needed to keep up with Stiles's misconduct reports.
@@mrmarvel9309 it's probably because he killed all other officer's on patrol duty
Ki Hyeon Kang yeah just imagine, the captain would die of stress by just stiles alone! LOL
12:52 “A collective sigh comes from the officers on scene as Rachael pulls up” - Gray
Flippin’ hilarious
“Hey I’m da captain now”
Gray - 2019
Hey captain im dad
Hi dad. I knocked her up, went to prison, got hooked on drugs, became a moonshiner, found Jesus and did it all over again six or seven times. You said you were getting cigarettes, i hope it was worth it.
*fade to black*
*Gunshot*
Priceless
@@-Big_Big lol, you forgot the slow pan across a cityscape cutting into letterbox and then the fade. Hah!
His delivery needs work
*screams in terror*
Gray: WRONG ANSWER
Gray: sees someone driving 1 mile over the speed limit
Also Gray: Must be *drugged*
Probably carrying armed cigarettes as well.
Prob a mafia leader as well
That's how mafia work
He must have missiles in the back seat
@Stars Stripes wtf
"We need Officer Stiles to solve this crime!! Where is she???"
"Uh, she's subduing her reflection with pepper spray in the bathroom..."
This was better than 50% of the video. Not because the video sucks--it's awesome, but because this comment is GENIUS.
You are a genius
"I want a 500 word essay on how sorry you are for wearing those shoes"
Goddammit Gray, Stop making me laugh.
I need a coffee cup with this on it! Lol
It's Bethesda all over again
*T H E*
*new essay dammit*
I made the likes on your comment 666. That’s also how many words are in my essay. I violated the rules twice
3:33 that ambulance dude probably really seen some terrifying thing........he once worked in the hospital in San Andreas........
This sounds like a bad Law and Order Episode 😂
but better
what do you mean bad? this would be my god damn favourite episode
Much better
You mean glorious?
human giraffe I must admit. It would be a funny episode
Gray: “I’m now police officer level 3, you know what that means”
*immediately shoots a minority*
Jesus christ...
Boo hoo, they shot a minority. Because obviously that's so much worse than shooting someone else.
Shut up it's just a game.
@@hellomikie92 Lmao nobody's doing anything bad. Why you mad?
clop clop I said that right before I saw this comment
Gray: OUT OF DA WAY, POLICE OF THE MONTH COMING THROUGH
Favorite part of the video
Gray: Shoots Person In The Leg
Person: HELLLLPPPP *dying*
Gray: Seems Legit
2:00 Imagine how that would appear in the news.
"Police officer is arrested for shooting the captain in the head"
"I could see how you can miss somthing that's big, red, and says stop"😂😂lmao 😂😂
"THIS DONUT IS A LIE"- Gray, 2019
“yeah keep running miss jackson”
**panic! at the disco intensifies**
PuppyRoss -believers never die vol 2 out nov. 15 yass
we stan
*OutKast intensifies*
Gray's definition of police brutality: what he will do to the doughnut shop if he can't interact with it.
TH-cam picked a interesting time to recommend this
historical accuracy
Bruh
Ah yes 24 years ago
*an interesting
@@devenalexander7851 nah more like this year and every year before that
Me: trying to study for finals
Gray: I'm about to end this mans whole career
literally
12:38
Citizens taking a leisurely stroll or walking to work.
Meanwhile, a police officer sprints down the street for no reason whatsoever.
**Hands in a mangled pack of cigarettes he shot to lab tech**
"Uuh....Thanks........"
“I swear to god if I have to shoot your tires out I will tax you for the cost of the bullets”
I died laughing
FBI: This is why gray is lock up in his room....
Actually, police are allowed to break in if they have a warrant and you dont open up.
Gray: ma’am I have good news and bad news the good news is that there is a 50% chance I will get arrested before I arrest you the bad news is that the other 50% involves me shooting you multiple times
- Gray 2019
Me: Violating Everyone's Rights to Solve Crime?
Yeah that sounds like something Gray would do lol
Isn't that just another day somewhere in the US?
"This donut is a liiiieeee!!!" - Grey 2019
The title is basically a summary of everything that’s happening right now.
Of course mr. Police hurt my feelings.
@@gamevoid3684 are you ok do you need help ?
You forgot to mention the terrorists who glorify a career criminal.
Unfortunately, it's been happening for hundreds of years. People are only just now becoming aware of it 😔
@@LiahRain 😔white guilt😔
4:44 got arrested for writing a ticket, but not for shooting an unarmed suspect... We sure this isn't a Florida police simulator?
Officer Rachel Stiles! 😍 15/10 would smash.
🎵Mrs. Officer🎵
She'd smash you too. With her car.
@@renakunisaki 😂
@@renakunisaki and she'd still get off lol
Grey:let me ask you questions
Person:ahhhhhh noooooooo “runs”
2 seconds later “gunshots”
Captain:yea that murder is fine and your employee of the month
“Do you speak gunnenese” that’s what I thought 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Police of the month, only arrested for misconduct 15 times this month will surely earn you that title! 😂
@Willa Bukata I know, they show which state of mind I had when I made the comment.
Although, this emoji in itself is funny. 🎏
It still doesn't make ME funny, it's just a funny emoji!
Daniel H acab lol
I’m so happy I found you you have some of the funniest commentary I’ve ever heard 🤣
Ikr
How to be a good cop : Shoot at everything and ask questions later ( haha )
Gray: "Hold on a minute..."
Me: *sees PDA says Todd Howard*
Gray: "Is that a donut shop!?"
“ look at me. *LOOK AT ME! IM THE CAPTAIN NOW* “
*gets arrested*
Lol 😂😂
8:23 just listen. Amazing.
When you retire from being a hitman, I guess you end up in the armory. Agent 47 must get so bored😂😂
Gray should play Hitman
Overused meme: *exists*
Me: *_Its free real estate_*
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The ad that just played was so great. One of the lines was “not today gray” thought it was more than appropriate lol
Me: Mom, Can we have Detroit become human at home?
Mom: we already have DBH at home
Detroit Become Human at home:
LOL, 3:40 I don't know why, but to me that "whups" was hilarious!
It’s soothing to hear..
‘Alright so we’re checking out the only game where you can ________’
1:53 "I'm the captain now"
When you got arrested for giving the woman a ticket I laughed so hard! I literally watch about 10 videos of yours per day Gray! Please never stop living!
1:50 makes me start dying every time!
Gray, this video has provided an unhealthy amount of sadistic humor and pleasure for me after a long day at work. Thank you for that.
P.S. I feel that Larry David Inc. and Charlie Chaplin deserve some kudos for their zany musical contributions in your videos ;)
“Do you speak guninese?” 😂😂😂
Rachel is such a great officer. Give her officer of the month
"I got arrested for writing a ticket" -cop forces in 2025
Gray: *sees escaped mental patients case* yes.
Me: sounds like gray got out again
Officer: can I ask you some questions?
Woman: runs away
Gray: *WRONG* *ANSWER* *LADY*
The Thumbnail looks like a
Tatanic Remake
I'd definitely watch that
"The Donut is a Liiiiiiiiiiie!"
Gray: "I'm bored"
Also Gray: *shoots multiple rounds into air*
3:24 "Aye. DON'T GO NOWHERE."😂
I wish cops were held accountable for their actions as much as they are in this game, arrest every cop that writes a ticket!
Sounds like the words of criminal scum.
Interesting tidbit about police cars. Every single Police Interceptor Crow Vic Uses the Exact Same Key! Ford Fleet Key Number 1284X So there ya go internet!
Sees thumbnail: 😐😳😐
🤔🤔🤔
/facepalm
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Touches Women
I click faster than Sanic
It's 2:50 and I have somewhere to go in the morning but it's okay because I get to watch Gray abuse his police powers
"Do you speak gunanese?" That is my new battle cry
Be thankful that Gray is a professional gamer, and not the guy responsible for particle physics experiment. He might create a black hole...or break the reality itself.
6:18 Microsoft Plants Bomb In Game... Misses Target While Initiating MAXIMUM DRIFT WITH LITTLE MOVEMENT... Best Moment In History... Tell Your Kids To Beware... BEWARE GRAYSTILLPLAYS!!
For some reason your channel is super satisfying to watch
10:24 BREATHE GRAY BREATHE
"First thing I'm going to do when I become captain is open that doughnut shop"
I give you, Cops & Donuts in Clare's whole existance
I like how you're breaking all the laws you are supposed to be upholding.
This simulator is SO REALISTIC!
Yeah yeah. Police bad goo goo ga ga.
@@Misha-dr9rh I support good police who uphold the law. Problem is that I can't find a single one who upholds the law. I can stand at any stop sign, and watch them breaking the law all day long. And while that might seem trivial and unimportant, it's symptomatic. I understand that everyone is a mixed bag, the job of police is very difficult and challenging, and they are doing what they see as their best. But they also have internally endorsed the idea that the law has two tiers: one for the police, and one for the common people. And that widespread, almost universal police contempt for law, is starting to dawn on the general public. They have themselves to blame. Show me ONE cop, just one, who will issue a citation to another officer who breaks the law. Just one. Then cry about how police are perceived...
I can never stop laughing once I get started on this😂😂
this should be named "totally accurate cop simulator" its just like real life
A collective sigh comes from all the officers on scene as Rachel pulls up
This video made my day, punk!
Okay, I’ll just say it since you asked me:
Yes I’ve been binge watching grey plays for a week straight now lol 😂.
When the first word in the title is “Violating” you know it’s gonna be great
8:14 "Once I'm the captain of this police force things are gonna change..." omnious forshadowing there Rachel Stiles.
Gray might not always do things by the book, if ever, but by god does he get the job done. He's the best we got.
Gray: police officer Rachel styles
Me: my name's Rachael 😂
Please apply for the Edmonton Police. You're more than qualified.
He could get a job as a cop anywhere in america
Emma Hamilton not really. Because he’s only joking. They would want to kill him for exposing them in satirical and indirect ways
Simonnikovsky /76 they were also joking
@@buh4605 They appear to be doing so also...
MOAR PLEASE I BEG YOU GRAY MORE PLEASE I'LL DIE WITHOUT THIS
Because that's what Grey does
The one time Gray actually does what he is supposed to, he gets arrested
"This donut IS A LIEEEEE!"
1:53 the way he said that made me smile😂😂😂😂
Me: watches the video
Also me: “Have you been drinking any alcoholic beverages?”
Mooooreeeeee more police simulator pleaseeeee
The rough voice sounds like the guy who says “say hello to my little friend”
Your "training hand gun" is a Colt M1911 - it only holds 7 rounds. Nothing training about that .45acp power.
Gray just to let you know you can now use the suv cause it y locks at rank 2
Gray has quickly became my favorite youtuber.
I watched when it was uploaded 28 seconds ago, and now it says “21 minutes ago”, how many distractions did I have?
You know those nights when you just wanna exist and Gray comes to the rescue?
"And thats how you do police work"
Please more of this! I think this game suits you 110% Gray
I want to see Rachel Stiles, border patrol agent!
I like how the alco test states % instead of promille, meaning everyone in this city is at least 10 times more drunk regularly than normal people.
Hahahaha