"good night michael" caves skull in with baton. "time to play canteen limbo!" smashes 8 prisoners into unconsciousness. I never laughed so much @ one of your videos.
@RCE, you do know that an engineer in Latin is "Architectus," right? This is from an architect who watches and loves your videos. That's right, you are an ARCHITECT! :)
Corrections Officers (CO's) are out on the yard with offenders, but aren't allowed to use the equipment because their job is to be an overpaid babysitter.
Tesco value gruel to Tesco finest gruel sounds like too much of an upgrade, maybe stick to Tesco standard gruel and the occasional extra pinch of seasoning?
@@RealCivilEngineerGaming ohh okay. Thanks for that man! Indeed, engineering is the best😌 And as always, keep up the amazing content! Brings me joy everyday, even on the darkest of them
14:06 you skipped over his “crime: Genocide”
You turned away one of the most dangerous people in this universe. I love this fair and just system!
"First off we have to create some prisoners"
I see you understand mass incarceration well
"good night michael" caves skull in with baton. "time to play canteen limbo!" smashes 8 prisoners into unconsciousness. I never laughed so much @ one of your videos.
It's all fun and games until RCE handles the prison
*“Let’s use segregation”*
It's all fun and games WHEN RCE handles the prison
it's fun
Poor Schmichael. I can't imagine seeing someone beat an effigy of oneself, even as a joke. RCE is clearly enjoying this a bit much.
You suffer little to no consequences for physically abusing the prisoners? Wow, this game is realistic!
Depending on the crime and the criminal, I'm ok with that.
Do you know from expirance
How u knw that is real?
not funny
not just prisoners, also guards
Murder with a spoon yet puts on the image of the fork, true engineering right there.
That's schmichel's fault
Ah I see you've played forky spoony before
I played the demo like a month ago and loved this game. Now rce plays it, life couldn't get better than this
i Got an oculus quest 2
Beat that
@@havnmartin getting an Oculus quest and a ps5
@@havnmartin I didn't I'm just saying it would be better
@@kadenbonnot8853 Nice.
"I just can't cope anymore. The amount of mind numbing tasks I have to do. I've had enough." What everyone says when they get 2 years on lmao!
What everyone says after 5 minutes at work
I was doubtful at first about you holding your editor in your basement, but seeing this gameplay, I am certain you do.
At leasthe feeds his, unlike a certain fact boi, allegedly
His editor is Grace
13:40 Possibly the darkest type of humour from devs:
Kenneth Martinez
Character: _HARMLESS_
Crime: _GENOCIDE_
1:46 Polish description. Love that (I am from Poland)
12:12 that last quote lmao
Finally something is being done about the master architects invasion.
Holy, this channel grew big, I remember subscribing when it was still at 25k and the polybridge videos
Ooh you’re going to love playing Prison Architect cuz you can build your prison OR be the prisoner and try to escape. It’s a really fun game.
Every conflict small or big is dealt with spinal injury beatings .. I've never seen such exuberant justice anywhere before
Doesn't even have to be a conflict.. It could just as well be a guy lying down in his prison bed
The limbo part actually gave me a good laugh, I don’t know why but it really got me!
That pistol in the shooting range was very accurate exept for the sound (which wasn't accurate at all)
Only Tesco’s finest for Mr. The Editor
Real Civil: He killed someone with a spoon!
*shows fork*
Me: I don't think that-
RCE I’ve been watching since about 20K subs and I’m so happy for you nearly at 1 million subscribers
Ah yes the infamous "Know Yourself the Best" Prison, a classic.
I mean it only makes sense that you had to pay for the drill bit, right? You had to pay to replace it so the other staff doesn’t notice it’s missing.
You make the gap between joshes videos more bearable 😁😁😁
i love how he goes to the bench press and he’s just like “Get off there mate, GET OFF!”
Promoted after beating half the inmates and multiple guards on like day 2.. I feel like a pre-school is a more punishing place then this prison
this video is a perfect representation of the prisoners experiment
yep
nope
Who else loves RCE’s videos!
You missed the conjugation with ipsum, you have to use nominative with esse, so it is: Ipse est optimus
I thought he'd be going more for Ipsum Optimum That makes more sense as a title for his prison.
A prison guard who wants chaos… nice
Bro ur growing sooo fast
If your boss treats you like this... it might be a good time to call HR.
Hey Matt, could you maybe play Oxygen not Included or Satisfactory
"Ipsum est optimus," translates to I'm the best. It's Latin.
0:49 freedom of speech left the chat
I’d love to see you play world of goo it’s sort of a building and puzzle game combination
He is called Big Riley because he has a big heart
First time a TH-camr has given me homework! Ipsum est optimum means, directly, "him is best" Loosely, it means "he is the best"
I didn't get very far in counting.
Literally hasn't counted 1 person
Love patreons names hahha “architect with mit engineering degree” and so on.
14:08 Genocide???? Chairs ready, Kenneth.
@RCE, you do know that an engineer in Latin is "Architectus," right? This is from an architect who watches and loves your videos. That's right, you are an ARCHITECT! :)
I want to hear your thoughts on an architectural engineer
1:43 murder using a spoon. I was like hold up dats a fork.
Using a pitch counter for the roll call 😭😭
You should play Builderment, it’s a conveyer belt Mining game
1:43 umm thats a fork
Corrections Officers (CO's) are out on the yard with offenders, but aren't allowed to use the equipment because their job is to be an overpaid babysitter.
RCE is growing so fast 😅
Hey Matt! I love the video's you're making! I would love to see you play some Minecraft again :)
this makes me thing of Hard Time (the MDickie game), but from the guards' POV
Why did I get an architect advert on this video 😮 I'm so offended 🤣
YE BOI ANOTHER VIDEO BY RCE!!!!!
Poor Schmichael, works for Matt gets beatings, what did you do Schmichael?, become a Architect? 😬
"I sort of like having 2 eyes."
Yeah, me too
Little did you know that shmikl has made a plan to yeet A TACTICAL NUKE!
(lol:3)
Tesco value gruel to Tesco finest gruel sounds like too much of an upgrade, maybe stick to Tesco standard gruel and the occasional extra pinch of seasoning?
Simply the best!
As someone fluent in Latin, "Ipsum Est Optimus" makes very little sense.
doesnt it translate to him is the best?
it is probably the best shape
To me it looks like: 'self is best'
@@bando9482 I wish but that would be figura optima est.
@@kyanochaites ah
Hilarious part about this game is that it was created by some teenage or young adult that has never been to prison lol
The editor editting the video: 0_0
1:43 How is that a spoon??
Allright, I guess you eat your soup with a fork...
Goodluck with that
for some reason, this channel is in its puberty
1:24 I too do like having *two* eyes
"ipsum est optimus" - yourself is the best?
Can't wait for Matt to play the other prison simulator game: Prison Arc...
Most people like having two eyes.
Goodnight shmichael.
Bam!
Ipsum est optimus. I don't think that means what you think that means. But you are an engineer so I guess that is the best you can do. Pat pat pat.
He committed murder using a spoon
*shows fork*
Gotta be careful Matt or schmicheal might stop working for you!
Timestamp 3:40
Okay, who was that? Who said I'm not a girl? I'll knock you lights out!
*gets the shite beat out of me.*
1:42 "spoon"
*shows image of fork*
The name of the prison is “this is the best”
Oh no, he had to deal with *DOMER*
I think you should play prison architect
finally someone who knows who barry scot
hi you are my favourite youtuber
"ipsum est optimus" is latin for "
he is the best"
No, it means: myself is the best
It was actually engineering... Google translate is a bit iffy on the Latin it seems!
@@RealCivilEngineerGaming ohh okay. Thanks for that man!
Indeed, engineering is the best😌
And as always, keep up the amazing content! Brings me joy everyday, even on the darkest of them
Unlike how he rewards his supporters by renaming them to there online names and throwing them in a, very strongly shaped prison.
😭😭 RCE it's 1 am hereeee
RCE Matt: Non, Im 'optimus
I work for tesco I approve the definition of tesco food
How does Engineer guards prisoners? Brick and Mortar
You should play prison architect
Should have been a prison for architects only
Crime... Genocide.. 😂
definitly a Spoon 1:42
🥺👉🏼👈🏼
⬆️ Me patiently waiting for his next Minecraft upload
Wooo tormenting grace on multiple channels :3
I’ve been taught Latin for 2+ years now, and I’m hella proud of myself for being able to translate that name
What does it mean? I googled but didnt found it
Shouldn't it be ipse est Optimus? Why does he uses the accusative
I’m rusty on my Latin. I had in high school but I gratin 2011
What does it mean
@@patrickschardt7724 doing something by yourself (ipse) is (est) the best thing (Optimus)
I've never been this early to a video!!
Eat up Schmichael!
Me seeing realcivilengineer beating up random persons: 😱
Next time put scmichael in solitary
Oi! Don't give him ideas like that!..
1:45 spoon=fork
HE USED A FORK AS A SPOON!!!! why who does that 1:44
Engineer matt worked as a...nurse? And was arrested for.. poaching? With a baseball bat?!
Ipsum Est Optimus: Him is the best Me:bruh