"Hardly the most convincing display of masculinity where those blokes where concerned! When you consider the obvious "Ratio" between the staff and a "Lone Auditor"!!
Tony was a decent chap. When will these idiots realise if they just asked you to take care and avoid harm you would be gone in minutes.. Great channel, Mark.
'does anyone on site know you're taking pictures?' 'yeh you' LOL, laughed hard through this video... Lol the guy at the end though - "I'll come out with ya I'm on the pay for it", he was just up for chatting about auditing instead of workin lol you should use that squeaky toy for specific moments, like when people say 'call the police', or 'you're trespassing', etc. lol
Blue shirt hated the fact that you didn't do as you were told you could see it in every fiber of his being his body language was screaming listen to me now.
guy > I'm asking you politely or ill call the police reply > Shut your mouth I'm asking you politely or ill shut it for you, now did that sound polite? no more than saying "politely or ill call the police" now did it.
Now come on let's be fair the first chap came out with a friendly attitude but the next two high viz people are clueless as expected . Why ask you to leave when they don't even know why you're there ? And then the so called operations site manager comes out to add to the entertainment . I love your confontational attitude againsdt those who have no idea on the laws .
Why is it that more than one person comes out to talk to one person all the time, the guy on the phone is not doing a good job talking to you the way he was.
I do like your videos and you show some right prats up. However this one I just thought na you should just do one and leave them alone. uninvited being difficult irritant and for what?
Hi Mark. I'd happily send you a few quid. £100, how's that seem? However, I don't want anybody else to get a cut. Is there a way to ensure that you get all of the money I'd like to donate to you?
UKMTT ACR Back Again!! I know your not shocked pal. When you told Reggie how Many videos you'd got built up, you wasn't Gassing at all. Video Everyday Simular Time keep em coming #DONTGIVEAFUKMARK LOL
Not until i get my final shot ! 😂 if he going to take my picture ! A man with a dangerous camera ! 😂😂 this channel is bad for your health ! I have been having bad stomach pains every night while watching 😮 have you joined a criminal organisation Mark? You into organised crime now ? 😂😂😂 you know when the P word comes out it hurts !
well done to the lady for being respectful! very decent interaction from her
Tony. The medal goes to you pal, good job, great interaction, Could teach the rest of em a thing or three 🍻👍😎
Has pat butcher go a new job 😂😂
Bit rude… it’s her daughter 🙄
Ad probably give her one
Paaatttttttttt
She's missing her earrings
Nothing like her.
This is brilliant. I'd love to do an audit with you but i wouldn't be able to keep a straight face or stop myself from pissing my pants laughing
I was thinking the same.
And when Mark starts squeaking his sqeaky toy, I'm in stitches, even the idiots on these sites laugh..
Mark how did you manage to get Gordon the golfer to help you out with your arguments 😂😂😂😂
Ah yes the sinister criminal conspiracy to abscond with a truckload of delicious corn.
Wagging his finger and approaching you in aggressive manner is classed as common assault
Homework for them tonight . Public photography law, trespass law , and GDPR law, and manners .
The lady knew how to speak and act. She should be top boss.
Great video yet again thanks matey
is this my taxi ! 😂😂😂 gold . If i see a police car i will have to turn back 😂😂
“GET BACK TO WORK!” great catchphrase 😉🤣
*"Coffee one sugar"*
"Hardly the most convincing display of masculinity where those blokes where concerned! When you consider the obvious "Ratio" between the staff and a "Lone Auditor"!!
Classic! “Am I gunna be in troooouble?”
Am I gonna be in trouble 😳 🤔 🤣🤣🤣
Always watch the pointy man, because they turn into a punchy man next. 👉🤜😮
Surely thats not all private property?
Mark the best wind up merchant on TH-cam. FACT!
they all look like they've had a good feed
That squeeky toy got me 🤣
That wave at the end got me 😎👏👏👏😂
Your the best wind up merchant in the business. How you don't have more subscribers is beyond me 😜
Wow, thank you!
@@ukmeetthetyrantstotal class act dude 😎👏👏👏😂
What if I gave you MY final warning?! 😂 This is gold
The squeaky noise was hilarious
Tony was a decent chap. When will these idiots realise if they just asked you to take care and avoid harm you would be gone in minutes.. Great channel, Mark.
2021? You find this down the back of the sofa? 😂
'does anyone on site know you're taking pictures?'
'yeh you' LOL, laughed hard through this video... Lol the guy at the end though - "I'll come out with ya I'm on the pay for it", he was just up for chatting about auditing instead of workin lol
you should use that squeaky toy for specific moments, like when people say 'call the police', or 'you're trespassing', etc. lol
Blue shirt hated the fact that you didn't do as you were told you could see it in every fiber of his being his body language was screaming listen to me now.
Meh, the best auditors are the ones that stay on public property and wait for their prey.
We were talking a few inches, at most a few feet, no difference. No need for all that from them over at most the size of an average person.
Private property does not have road markings
I would be pressing that squeaky thing every few seconds , bloody cracks me up . keep em coming .🤣👍
I've got 3 spares 😂they come from my dogs chewed up toys 😂
*The squeaks instantly make me laugh every time* 😂
guy > I'm asking you politely or ill call the police
reply > Shut your mouth I'm asking you politely or ill shut it for you, now did that sound polite? no more than saying "politely or ill call the police" now did it.
😂😂That fuckin squeaky toy, gets me every time!
7:45 no surrender I like it😁❤️🇬🇧💯 8:07
Yes Tony!
Love it.
Now come on let's be fair the first chap came out with a friendly attitude but the next two high viz people are clueless as expected . Why ask you to leave when they don't even know why you're there ? And then the so called operations site manager comes out to add to the entertainment . I love your confontational attitude againsdt those who have no idea on the laws .
"don't tell him Pike " !
Never comply sir 👍
Brilliant laugh had them going really funny
Tony was a gent 👍🏻
Beards - just like with the police, they are always the worst! "Don't give him any names".....the usual cameras are dangerous mob!
Squeaky toy is brilliant. 😂😂😂
Why is it that more than one person comes out to talk to one person all the time, the guy on the phone is not doing a good job talking to you the way he was.
Can we get tshirts saying Am I gonna be in troubleeeeee
that camera is a thief, it steals every photon it can see, needs locking up.
Sounds like you said "massive heeds" 😂
5:32 'I'm havin a conversation here!'
HELP! THERE'S A MAN WITH A DANGEROUS CAMERA 📸 😂
👍
I wonder if the owners have massive heeds?😂😂😂
Shared ukmt, great stuff 👍
You remind me of me lol
Man with a dangerous camera
Alan Carr Grassed on you mate !! 😂😂😂
Brilliant 👏👏😂😂😂
Thanks!
"You got a fetish for uniforms don't you"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I keep listening out for that squeaky toy round Cleveleys but i still haven;t heard it. when i do i'll say Hello.
grassed me up classic
Grasshoppers are everywhere
Hilarious I was in tears when u were saying I could be big customer
Bamberbridge
*Literally had me crying with laughter.*
*Good to see a happy ending aswell*
Isn't that mitzy maulor ,the woman's wrestler 🤼♀️
Tony was the star. If only...
Not over the boundary line?
What are they hiding? What are they putting in the food
You will eat ze bugs, own nothing and be happy
📷👊📷👊📷👊
I do like your videos and you show some right prats up. However this one I just thought na you should just do one and leave them alone. uninvited being difficult irritant and for what?
The squeaker! 😆
Middle aged men with belly hanging over there belt ? What a disgrace?
The comedy of squeeky thing is all in the timing. Less is more.
Pat Butcher is still alive
If i had a face and hairstyle like that woman- the LAST place i would be is in front of a camera !!!!!!!!!
Hi Mark. I'd happily send you a few quid. £100, how's that seem? However, I don't want anybody else to get a cut. Is there a way to ensure that you get all of the money I'd like to donate to you?
THANKS. BUY ME A COFFEE IS THE BEST WAY TO SUPPORT ME. THE FEE IS VERY SMALL - bmc.link/ukmtt THANKS AGAIN.
Christ moe from eastenders put on weight 😂😂😂
They were both a pair of prats in my opinion !!!!
the "little boss" syndrome.
The power of the high vis vest😂😂😂
Like a Jedi
😂😂😂
You turned these guys into stars and don't appreciate
😂
Who do these boss.s think they are.
🤣🤣
Guy in the green cap would have got a punch in the face running up like billy big balls
UKMTT ACR Back Again!! I know your not shocked pal. When you told Reggie how Many videos you'd got built up, you wasn't Gassing at all. Video Everyday Simular Time keep em coming #DONTGIVEAFUKMARK LOL
Awesome.. mate the squeaky toy was the thing!
Cant's making hand movements like that ye should just say " are ye Ken Dodd ya cant ye ! "
She had nice nails did you get her number 😉
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What are they so terrified of?
Not until i get my final shot ! 😂 if he going to take my picture ! A man with a dangerous camera ! 😂😂 this channel is bad for your health ! I have been having bad stomach pains every night while watching 😮 have you joined a criminal organisation Mark? You into organised crime now ? 😂😂😂 you know when the P word comes out it hurts !
lol my fav video lol
I like it when you punish impolite people, they look so shocked.
Back to work!
Oh man. You're a beast! 👍👍👍
Funny video looks nice the area old cottage buildings keep filming nasty scruffy manager
Help a man with a dangerous camera so funny
Criminal organisation oh my days 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I personally love the squeaky toy 😂
Are there any companies , anymore, willing to look good to the public?? What ever happened to welcomes, civility and courtesy?? Stupid employees.
No wonder we can't build houses
Every one has private land 😂😂
Nothing lef😂
Please leave
Please leave
We don't know 😂😂😂
Just wondering if your house is private? if not I'll take a nap on the sofa...