999 HE'S GOT A SQUEAKY THING IN HIS POCKET

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ต.ค. 2024

ความคิดเห็น • 190

  • @auroraborelia9504
    @auroraborelia9504 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    999: what's your emergency
    Caller: Man with a phone, baseball hat on and a squeaky thing in his pocket. Crime of the century 🤡

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You need to bring the squeaky thing back into your audits, haha. Real life comedy here. 😆

    • @atomic3968
      @atomic3968 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ikrrrrr

  • @TommyRetailarmy
    @TommyRetailarmy ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Every time you squeezed that toy, I buckled laughing. Comedy gold.😂

    • @koalabrat
      @koalabrat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here. First time I heard it I had a mouth full of coffee. And it went everywhere. Just so funny.

    • @bussesandmore1263
      @bussesandmore1263 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here with me!

    • @johnhelm6231
      @johnhelm6231 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah that’s pretty funny.

  • @Stewart.T
    @Stewart.T ปีที่แล้ว +67

    When will the police grow a backbone and fine these people for wasting their time.

    • @Davidculshaw70
      @Davidculshaw70 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know what you mean calling the cops for fuck all.

    • @YourBeingParanoid
      @YourBeingParanoid ปีที่แล้ว

      The laws are so convoluted and their layers are so deep that you can't blame people for not knowing them and sometimes calling the police. Even the police don't know them, same as the politicians - it's why lawyers exist, most laws aren't so easy to apply to society, they work fine on paper sometimes.
      So smaller companies I give more of a free pass too and this guy was good fun too. G4S on the other hand...

  • @zodiac6968
    @zodiac6968 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The boss is a good fella, never got angry, handled the situation very very well.

  • @Adam-ge8iq
    @Adam-ge8iq ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He was so concerned that he was actually laughing on the phone to the police… what a joke! These muppets need to be fined for these rubbish calls

  • @parsnip7349
    @parsnip7349 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Suspicion a presumption or assumption without any evidence

  • @justanotherday9165
    @justanotherday9165 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    To be fair other than calling the police, this dude seems a pretty decent guy/boss

  • @bigd7150
    @bigd7150 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    One of the best auditors ,are you going to do some new videos soon?

    • @theunvaccinator
      @theunvaccinator ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hes been banned from youtube apparently

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love it when they say can I ask you what you are doing then do the same thing they are paranoid about fecking hilarious!

  • @muirislandjim453
    @muirislandjim453 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Get back to work cracks me up every time. Some people just start malfunctioning when instead of explaining yourself you just front it, it's absolute comedy gold. Squeaky thing in his pocket 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stephenparslow7964
    @stephenparslow7964 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    He actually seems an alright boss lol

  • @JGmedia18
    @JGmedia18 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Hilarious Mark, one of your best. Love the dry humour. You could be on stage but would be wasted there. You tube gives your work a bigger audience.

  • @andyscouse4090
    @andyscouse4090 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You could get a hand puppet to go with your squeaky, and then when you are asked questions by nosey people you can consult with puppet and ask his or her opinion on the matter.🇬🇧

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hand puppet in a copper uniform with a man bun 😁

  • @orfordwolf5409
    @orfordwolf5409 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I get the feeling he started to enjoy UKMTT's company.

  • @Itisfinished.
    @Itisfinished. ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Seriously, what kind of man would call 999 for a man recording on his phone, absolutely bizarre.

  • @joeblow2069
    @joeblow2069 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Criminals would never ever advertise themselves by overtly recording in the broad light of day.
    I consider a person recording to be less suspicious than anybody else. If anything it makes our world more secure because it keeps criminals and our governments in line.

    • @Godblessneillennon
      @Godblessneillennon ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’ve always thought this 😂😂 the same with cash in transit …. Why get paranoid if someone recording you should feel safe anything happens someone has been recordin😂😂😂

  • @Bigfoot-og6xm
    @Bigfoot-og6xm ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That has to be the most middle class, unoffensive, British auditing stand off i've ever seen. Very different, and surprisingly entertaining. Nice fella, but i bet his staff take full advantage!

    • @YourBeingParanoid
      @YourBeingParanoid ปีที่แล้ว

      I hoping he's gay and needs an officer manager. He's that nice I'm willing to relocate :)

  • @simonboyle9961
    @simonboyle9961 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    refreshing to see a nice tyrant lol Well done to George for having a sense of humour ;o/)

  • @narniebone1332
    @narniebone1332 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    he laughs every time you squeak very funny well done very entertaining and big shout out to George top guy

  • @grahamrock3942
    @grahamrock3942 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    SIR....What a truly lovely Man, "George" is...none aggressive, polite, upstanding by COLD standing talking with yourself. Fully understand his own dilemmas in respect of what, and what is NOT, acceptable. Take Heart SIR, return to visit "George" and offer HIM a warming drink...HE HAS A WARM HEART....nice Man, stay safe..G.A.R.

  • @RECALLAUDITS
    @RECALLAUDITS ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He likes you... i can tell.
    He does actually like you, has a laugh, doesn't act like a tyrant, decent chap all in all to be honest.

  • @beds139
    @beds139 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Hello is that the police? I would like to report a non crime please”. Tosser😂

  • @plug4uk696
    @plug4uk696 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just knew you was going to say something about the "I" missing because that's what I thought of at the same time.. Great minds think alike Lol ;-)

  • @uniqueoutcome6589
    @uniqueoutcome6589 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You could have at least made me a coffee while we're waiting." I nearly snorted coffee out my nose with that one. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pauljackson1981
    @pauljackson1981 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Most exciting thing that's happened to him in years.

  • @MrPantss
    @MrPantss ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It’s amazing how many people you film who suddenly become lawyers! 😂

  • @starvedbaby2510
    @starvedbaby2510 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching from the USA. Loving your style

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I find him to be a very fishy fellow , approaches a man with a camera and converses with them as if they were a small child . A strange pretence to treat a person as a child in an attempt to dominate then . his continued antics and tomfoolery shows clearly he was in no need of police assistance.

  • @barkinmad2296
    @barkinmad2296 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Sad thing is, I read the title and knew what he meant. 😂😂😂😂

  • @joemoore5879
    @joemoore5879 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great audid, you's two would make a brilliant comedy act, well done UK . 😀🤣😁👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @canadaiswatching
    @canadaiswatching ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Absolutely one of the best channels out of the UK 💯💥👍🏻

  • @DEEDUBZ
    @DEEDUBZ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember this one. Must've been a slow day at work for bossman here. Aside from that, when it comes on to Auditors linking up and doing Audits together, you and Reggie Photo are the originals of that $. hit!

  • @RobertWilliams-rd1mt
    @RobertWilliams-rd1mt ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This one gave me chuckles. Ta 😂

  • @birdman4274
    @birdman4274 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I thought Paul Gambaccini was still a DJ

  • @Davidculshaw70
    @Davidculshaw70 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mr beard comes out giving it the big one, hasn’t a clue, brains isn’t his go. The boss is a decent guy.

  • @waj-efc1372
    @waj-efc1372 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He seems very patriotic. Wonder if he has a pic of the king at the top of his stairs, so when he goes bed he can kneel and pray on everystep like rosary beads.

  • @martincowley4846
    @martincowley4846 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Glad to see you are back

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He looks mad the fella 😂🙈

  • @davidelinmortal
    @davidelinmortal ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the squeaky toy is golden, glad I found this channel

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:30 This is the moment when the police call handler decided that the guy was wasting police time and that the man on the phone was the nutter.

  • @leeapplegarth4717
    @leeapplegarth4717 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the queaky toy puts light on the situation lol

  • @pauljackson1981
    @pauljackson1981 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It really annoys them when you tell them nothing about what you are doing

  • @ShortieLeeroy
    @ShortieLeeroy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They are standing around not working,hands in pockets.Police training right there.

  • @MarriedToTheKGB
    @MarriedToTheKGB ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was surprised with you Mark. When he started taking pics and jumping about i was livid thinking he is going to act like a total prick and it would take a lot of self will not to spark him but you let it ride and he turned out to be kind of ok but i think he quickly knew he had more than met his match so he changed

  • @pippab636
    @pippab636 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the squeaky toy😂

  • @marcushawkes392
    @marcushawkes392 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another classic ⭐️

  • @JaeSwift
    @JaeSwift ปีที่แล้ว +4

    'on what grounds?'
    'these grounds'
    lol you're funny af. I would love to come along with you on one of these its fuckin hilarious lol

  • @gazzertrn
    @gazzertrn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Boy , i laughed like heck over this one .Nearly fell of me chair . What a complete Pillock,tory boy .

  • @stuartb4525
    @stuartb4525 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Squeaky toy is funny as f 😂😂😂😂

  • @abyss6945
    @abyss6945 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂 howw woww woww it's magic😅😂

  • @jimmyriddle4159
    @jimmyriddle4159 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When they’re concerned about security, they get cameras.
    When they see cameras, they get concerned about security. 🤔

  • @alexanderbrydone9873
    @alexanderbrydone9873 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How do you manage to squeeze sweep into your pocket.

  • @jonneyuk7486
    @jonneyuk7486 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’s that amused he called the police🤡. Mark, handled brilliantly,you get better.👍👍 To be fair George? Looked the type you would want to work for, keep smiling George?

  • @niceuneasy
    @niceuneasy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep squeeking BOY!!!! 😂😂

  • @user-vg6df2hi8n
    @user-vg6df2hi8n ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "George", your OK, don't let the cameraman get you down.
    You should have asked the cameraman a few serious questions:
    1) - who's been chopping wood on your face
    2) - who got you dressed this morning
    3) - is your carer close by.

  • @shroompicn-shrooman
    @shroompicn-shrooman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You crack me up 😂brother 🤣

  • @KevinJEvans
    @KevinJEvans ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazon, DPD, Yodel ALL leave you parcels unprotected. Hermes weren't the worst by a long shot.

  • @Pureblood002
    @Pureblood002 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ive not met a single person in real life who thinks they can stop people filming or that permission is needed . No idea where people get these ideas from

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad ปีที่แล้ว +3

    21:40 The person who can ask someone to leave a property can be just about anyone who has some interest in the property. So it can be a person working for the leaseholder, or someone employed by the landowner. The leaseholder is limited to only the parts they lease, so they can't tell someone to leave a business park, only the building they lease. It is the landowner or their agent who can tell someone to leave the business park. But the landowner can't tell someone to leave a building that they've leased out since that is no longer under their control and they don't have any authority about what goes on in the building.
    So in this case, the guy had no authority to tell you to leave the carpark since his company doesn't lease the carpark.

  • @nicholasmassey6941
    @nicholasmassey6941 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the squeaky toys were going they were looking at each other like oh lord we’ve got a mad man in here

  • @MrDynasport
    @MrDynasport 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    George was brilliant, good sport.

  • @davegravy1842
    @davegravy1842 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a fantastic boss I wish he was my boss 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @adamsina-vm3xo
    @adamsina-vm3xo ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Amusing conversation with a pleasant Guy and a Better one from Our Auditor.

  • @deancossins8557
    @deancossins8557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The boss is a nice fella tbf just a bit nosey 😊

  • @uktvcool
    @uktvcool ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need more squeaky toy action from future vids

  • @truthteller6161
    @truthteller6161 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The amount of uneducated people who think they have the right to demand you stop filming and they have the right to privacy in public amazes me.

  • @briano.donnell4594
    @briano.donnell4594 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A real nice guy . I think he will release the police ent here for us the people only for big corporations . You only get from the police is do you need a crime number .

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad ปีที่แล้ว +1

    25:30 Yep, he was probably bluffing about the police. They would've turned up with 10 mins for a man with a camera.

  • @Nigfis
    @Nigfis ปีที่แล้ว +5

    @11.55 I seem to be watching a different video to some, looking at the comments.
    These people are not okay, or funny.
    Calling the police on 999 because you are 'not being particularly helpful' is just about as entitled as it gets.
    That arrogant sod and his mate, who says he is worried about you filming his car, which alone has more cameras on it than UKMTT carries, is pure arrogant hypocrisy.
    After all, its number plate has only been developed through over a hundred years of ideas and processes that make it as photogenic as possible so cameras everywhere, and in all conditions, can read the damn things.
    People like this calling the police to massage their feelings is an abuse of the system, and they should be billed for the wasted time, at the least.

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    PERMIT 😂😂😂😂FFS. Ps: that bloke why doesn’t he go back to his little office chair and have a cuppa and a bicky 🙄

  • @scruffyalice-ff5pz
    @scruffyalice-ff5pz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now thats how you interact well done George😂

  • @koalabrat
    @koalabrat ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He was actually a nice guy

  • @Robolaralobarar
    @Robolaralobarar ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Squeek squeek lol 😂

  • @generaljackripper666
    @generaljackripper666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    _OY MATE, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT SQUEAKY THING?!_

  • @SanjayParmar-zf8vc
    @SanjayParmar-zf8vc ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂🤣 That Squeaky toy of yours. 😂🤣

  • @andrewbush3744
    @andrewbush3744 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good video are they actors odd staff seemed calm keep filming

  • @richarddinning6901
    @richarddinning6901 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gay Lord at the beginning was a clown with his phone nice one mark.

  • @DaleSteel
    @DaleSteel ปีที่แล้ว

    That hunk actually thought the police would turn up.

  • @Davidus80
    @Davidus80 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your recordings are brilliant 👍

  • @richarddainty2855
    @richarddainty2855 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Glad you got your comments on mate. Really great entertaining stuff. Thanks

  • @kevinwalsh9419
    @kevinwalsh9419 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love all this name game
    Please say your names not pile is it followed by a double squeaky
    ( don’t tell the your name pike )
    One of the pest of dads army 😢

  • @ukeboxjerry
    @ukeboxjerry ปีที่แล้ว

    I looked up numty and it's a word. About time something made sense.

  • @orangeroughy8377
    @orangeroughy8377 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At the start of the video you can clearly see a sign saying business center which means PUBLIC ACCESS. Yet you have clowns like these lot thinking they can tell members of the public what to do

  • @Marius_vanderLubbe
    @Marius_vanderLubbe ปีที่แล้ว +6

    First recourse the cops. Revolting.

    • @stuartb4525
      @stuartb4525 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@dontshoot7665Cameraman didn't get a chance to answer, the bloke pulled his camera out, started dancing, then phoned the peelers within about 30 seconds.

  • @garyballared2077
    @garyballared2077 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    enjoyed that one - cheers

  • @kris6302
    @kris6302 ปีที่แล้ว

    Acually a Lovely Chap the Boss in better Circumstances You Could be Good Pals

  • @sambarnes2716
    @sambarnes2716 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video

  • @jmrracing7097
    @jmrracing7097 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this shit

  • @Asclepius445
    @Asclepius445 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On the phone with 999 laughing and joking with the dispatcher.... sounds like a proper emergency... wtf

  • @CharlieB3723
    @CharlieB3723 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂 bloke from car leasing had good humour about him 👍🏻

  • @vadersfather1248
    @vadersfather1248 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not Russian they would be English 😂

  • @karpkatcher1070
    @karpkatcher1070 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't think that guy was to tightly wrapped, his cheese has slid off his cracker.

  • @east-endjustice7883
    @east-endjustice7883 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A weird bloated queer waddled over to sing song and take pictures invading your personal space and then calls police to report you for your photography!!! Hahahahaha

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He sounds like Wallace out of Wallace & Gromit.

  • @tombennett1673
    @tombennett1673 ปีที่แล้ว

    there was an old saying that the happiest man in the village was the village idiot. that explains his inane grin

  • @teaplease1000
    @teaplease1000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like George

  • @wonkaredits3327
    @wonkaredits3327 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Filming people’s property ? It’s a lease company so I’d assume they’re leased cars and therefore do not belong to them.

  • @koalabrat
    @koalabrat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have to love your squeaky toy hahaha

  • @gordonwainwright898
    @gordonwainwright898 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    All interbred by the looks of it.