(for those who never played the original game (spoilers)) when you were playing single player, sometimes callie would accidentally hold the walkie-talkie upside down
If Callie and Marie was a pun for Calamari, what are Pearl and Marina? Marina means harbour... Pearl is just well, pearl. Wait... OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT'S PEARL HARBOR!
"Then there's Agent 3 who's currently out with our grandpa cap'n cuttlefish, they won't be back for a while..." - 19:04 That's why Agent 3 isn't in splatoon 2.
Gregg rulz, ok that is actually a good answer, but inkopolis plaza is close to inkopolis square because of the inkopolis tower which you can see in the background outside from the city.
Alpha:”I’m gonna say it slowly for you...” Me:”Say it...” Alpha:” this girl is...” me:”SAY IT!!!!” Alpha:”not as good as Callie is...” Me:”...I’ll take it..”
I feel like I like Marina the best because she's a minority in the series (being a sane and peaceful Octoling) and because she's actually really kind and caring.
Yeah, all of the idols are amazing, but Marina is my favourite because her design is just so well done for one of the first octolings in inkling society
“Oh buddy, I’m gonna see ya soon… in Splatoon 3.” Little did he know when they met again, it would be on the same side as they fought a giant bear in space.
17:56 WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY You thought it was Octostomp, but it was me, Dio!!! Also, the Octavian King II's punchs were more mudas than oras. The fists were even golden!
Splatoon 2: An Inkopolis Without Danger Agent 4 went far to save all that she loves, she gave it all that she's got, and made it through, she was like a star, shining bright on Inkopolis, and made evil go away. She needed a way to find the answer, and Marie could count on her for good. She wanted to do her best to not let Marie down, she was up to the test, and turned Inkopolis around.
I actually had a really good time fighting octavio, unlike other bosses; during the part where he launches his fists and when the fists break and get sent back it was so satisfying 10/10 absolute win
I remember beating the final boss with a broken arm, saying this game is pathetically easy compared to the first And then... *inner agent 3 flashbacks*
Me: "Hey guys did you hear the new song? It goes like this, do DUM dadadadum DUM dadadadum DUM dadadadum DUM Buh Buh Bah Bah Dah Dop Dadah Dadah Everyone Else: Yeah! Totally! From that band called...um... Edgey Turtles!
Yes, Yes I did. (actually I added that part for that reason and that I forgot the part that goes WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so I guess it's a win-win situation.) :D YEAH!
Nah, it goes more like Dum, DAAAA, dadumbum, DAaa, Dum, DAAAA, dadumbum,DAaa, Dum, DAAAA, dadumbum,DAaa, dumdumdum, TLIIIS... TLIIIIIIIS, (Insert random Splatoon 2 Boss scream here).
Without a doubt, the best girl is obviously Sheldon.
Come at me, haters.
oh my
represent
Dxpress no it's Marina tho
Dxpress ur right!
Oh, I got pinned.
Better prepare my inbox's anus.
I guess this is a good time to ask where I can find that sweet remix at 39:50
imagine a celebrity just appears in a box in front of you and asks you "Do you want me to memorize your control settings and gear for you?"
Lol
Don't give reynolds ideas.
I would question my existence
@@RAFMnBgaming honestly I could see him doing this
(for those who never played the original game (spoilers)) when you were playing single player, sometimes callie would accidentally hold the walkie-talkie upside down
That's so pure omg
Y e s
Y e s
How is that a spoiler
Edgeperor Maybe if they found this comment before it got to that part in the video or something idk lmao
If Callie and Marie was a pun for Calamari, what are Pearl and Marina? Marina means harbour... Pearl is just well, pearl. Wait... OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT'S PEARL HARBOR!
ZeroTheZero *plays X-files theme song*
*_badum tss_*
ded
thats kinda amazing lol, not sure if intentional or not
JAPAN WANTS TO WAGE WAR AGAINST US ONCE MORE
*Callie doing jojo pose*
Me : *It’s truly over heaven*
And octostomp wrryyyyy ing
Y E S
@@stxrc0urt_will YES YES YES YES
And then a Dab
JOJO
“Invisible floors is Nintendo’s dark souls”.
Well buddy,
Just you wait till the octo expansion.
*TEST FAILED*
Inner agent 3: menacing
Menacing snail *menacing noises*
YOU POSTED ON TH-cam, SENDING TACTICAL NUKE
you existed,test failed
"It's not about the size of the wand but the magic it bestows,"
That's what I tell myself each night.
Lol
if only girls had the same mindset
Sadly, you bestow it only to yourself
It’s not about the size of the mug but what is in it
@@iknowwhereyoulive618 if only people in general had the same mindset
Can we just appreciate for a second how Alpha *never once upgraded a weapon?*
beating dj octavio with a level 1 hero shot is like beating girl power station without a plan
@@fadingdreamx Wait we’re supposed to plan?
@@fadingdreamx dude i did both of those things lol my only plan ever is shoot and hope for the best
@@aquawarrior honestly same except I dodge roll with the dualies so I can twist their arm while shooting
HAHAHA,...niether did I😎😈
“I’m going to see you soon: in splatoon 3”
When is that video coming out?
YEEEE BOIII
YES
Yep. That comment aged well.
YES
Im so exited i love splatoon. :]
My opinion on Marie:
TRAINED U.S SNIPER! OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS!
How I wish I was that good at snipers. Although, the Wasabi Splattershot from Splatoon 1 is pretty good
Jordan Tillman yeah? I mean the game is from Japan
XD Makes sense
Archus: The Dual-Wielding Light it’s OVER 9,000!
arun khandelwal Someone did :/
Predicts what happens to Callie before even getting to Octostomp never the less DJ Octavio
He did it in Octo expansion too. I guess he’s just a splatoon psychic!
"The worst girl"
Man, what a dark time 2017 was. Everyone was cursed with such ignorance.
Lmao right? If only he knew she was second best girl
Why
And ink....
o-o HOW COULD WE DO SUCH A THING :(
Pearl is the worst girl she so ugly
can not say the same for Marina
“This girl is not as good as Callie.”
I tip my hat to you. One legend to another
Hmm...
I wonder why you think that...
Your opinion is wrong
Cap’n cuttlefish is best girl
That’s a Rango reference bro
@@aidenb200 yeah, shut up, Callie is best girl. Screw you.
@@mimikyupikachu4385 No one he just said it anyway
Callie:10/10
Marie:10/10
Pearl:10/10
Marina:10/10
That's better
Jellyfish 90/10
I only like marina because my octo explansoin days and how I needed her
Sheldon 11/10
Mr grizz:100/10
The best girl is obviously octostomp
@Dagamerb01 still best girl
Octostomp Redux is better
@Dagamerb01 read the pinned comment, and woooosh
@Dagamerb01 you must be funny at parties
Lips for days 😩😩😩
7:05 “Product provided by Nintendo”
7:26 *starts playing Sonic music*
Nintendo:
._.
Link Master power yes
LinkMaster Power yes
Boop The Scoop no, SEGA does.
@Boop The Scoop No? Why would you think that?
The songs called Live and learn if anyone’s wondering...
"Then there's Agent 3 who's currently out with our grandpa cap'n cuttlefish, they won't be back for a while..." - 19:04
That's why Agent 3 isn't in splatoon 2.
but _where_
dragontyron in Inkopolis Plaza?
Gregg rulz, ok that is actually a good answer, but inkopolis plaza is close to inkopolis square because of the inkopolis tower which you can see in the background outside from the city.
dragontyron They're on the coast, outside of Inkopolis somewhere. Says it in a Sunken Scroll.
praise be the sunken scrolls
Alpha:”I’m gonna say it slowly for you...”
Me:”Say it...”
Alpha:” this girl is...”
me:”SAY IT!!!!”
Alpha:”not as good as Callie is...”
Me:”...I’ll take it..”
I Like Marina
join the pearl army
@@andreahodgson7356 You mean the forehead gang? (Original joke I know.)
@@Marathon.52 yes her forehead is beautiful
@@andreahodgson7356 I’m in
I feel like I like Marina the best because she's a minority in the series (being a sane and peaceful Octoling) and because she's actually really kind and caring.
Yeah, all of the idols are amazing, but Marina is my favourite because her design is just so well done for one of the first octolings in inkling society
@@bluestar_725 replying to a 4 year old comment that has no other comments, interesting
@@The_Holy_Wooomy I wasn't paying attention to when it was posted tbh, I just wanted to share my opinion
the minority statement aged like milk
this aged poorly
Alpharad: the slosher, kid friendly shotgun
Umbrella: ~angery~
Oh no! I can't watch this video because I don't want spoilers for this *super plot heavy* game!
There's a lot of plot on Marina IF YA CATCH MY DRIFT ECHECHBWEE
Bob bobinson its more about how the bosses are going to be.
*P L O T H E A V Y*
🅱LOT
The last boss is an advertisement for arms
Bob bobinson 🅱LOT
The best girl is C.Q. Cumber
You don’t like C.Q. Cumber?
*test failed*
*8 ball has fallen off*
You looked at me.. you breathed
*You tried to Explode me. Test failed*
@@Agent-gk1jf you did everything right. TEST FAILED
You forgot to add the tier 1 dlc armor as gear
*TEST FAILED B-*
When he said he hated the dualies, I was saddened. When he learned to love them, my faith in Alpharad had been restored.
I love how Alpharad’s always enthusiastic about the games he plays, it’s charming.
CALLIE REMEMBER THE SONG
*throws the radio station at her head*
oml idk why i laughed so much at this
"Get him all dirty, oh... you like that baby?" -Alpharad 2017
TerribleSyntax “he’s splooging all over the place!”
-gay- *squidmosexual*
@10:15
"Like sonic, the only game ever with railings in it." RIP RATCHET AND CLANK.
And infamous
Key Wise
And sunset overdrive, but that was made by insomniac games
Can't imagine where they got the animations for dualies on rails from. *Cough cough* ratchet deadlocked *cough cough*
kinda
especially the rail switch flip. definitely the flip.
I literally got chills when Callie came back and they started singing
I finished the Octo expansion by blaring the Calamari Inkantation mix that is the first, second, and final splatfest versions.
All these salty ass comments about who's best girl. You all wrong.
Zapfish best girl.
Great Zapfish's the best girl...
judd only.
It's all about Octoling #4 in the plaza with that expertly drawn Mii Post.
fornaxian Huh. I always thought cuttlefish was the best girl.
You cant even tell the gender fucking idiot
When it said The Octogalaxy I thought it said The Octogay
LMAO
lol
lol
lol
wtf LMFAO
OMG THE LAST SPLATFEST SHOULD BE SQUID SISTERS VS OFF THE HOOK
Ghost Girl127 Will Be epic
Squid Sisters wll always be better
That would make sense...
*since if it was Marina vs Pearl, Marina would win by a landslide*
The correct answer would be Sheldon. Obviously
Plus, I don't want to think about the final splatfest, I don't think that there should be a final splatfest till splatoon 3 in like 2 or 3 years
21:50 can we appreciate how AMAZING this clutch was
0:58 *MARIE FANS TRIGGERED*
law abiding citizens*
*_A N G E R Y_*
**a bit earlier**
Pearl fans triggered
MARIE EMPIRE RISES!
me
Best girl wars are great and all but can we talk about how frustrating it is that he never upgraded his heroshot
Pearl and Marina
Marina = Harbor
Pearl and Harbor
Pearl Harbor
those damn Japanese
mega ampharos gaming Painful
shhhh
hey i said that on the last spla2n video :(
mega ampharos gaming And this game comes from.....Japan.
He got to the boss in less than 5 minutes and was more entertaining than the last Airbender movie
Callie? Pfft.
Cap'n Cuttlefish is the best girl!
Lmao
No, Jelonzo is best girl.
Agent 3 Approves!
Moe is best girl.
Yes I can agree tho
33:46
Buy Arms.
Out now for the Nintendo Switch.
thanks for spoiling the next boss >:(
Trusso61 271 You might not wan't to match the full video
The first splatoon had the same concept and that came out way before arms so with this stupid logic. Buy splatoon out for Nintendo switch
Trusso61 271 It's a joke dumbass
What if Imagine Dragons comes out with a song called Octo Oven
Instant hit
37:24 Listen closely, you can hear something
*WOOMY*
Underated
xXOo Lazy Demon oOXx Would you like to hear a story deep underground?
V E E M O.
@@stxrc0urt_will O O M I
@@kookiekatz1949 *V E E M O*
Callie lowkey posing like a JoJo's character
I’ve never watched jojo in my life but I agree
@@Helicopter7 same bro
There should be a video with alpharad saying baboom everytime LOL
I think he says badaboom
NumbKnucks he's saying badaboom but barely pronouncing the da so it sounds like baboom
Are you ready for a 73 hour compilation??
its 1000% easier if you upgrade you hero shot before the final boss
Me: I like Marie
Alpharad: O MY WA MOU OOOH SHINDERU
Me: **really loud screeching noises**
3:21 “Let’s break it down”
-Lucio
Lets step up the beat
Lucio-o's!
Cmon guys,
Original Squid Sisters >>> New Squid Sisters
Sol pearl and marina aren't related
JJ games I mean Callie and Marie aren't sisters also, but they're cousins
I just don't know what to call Marina and Pearl.
Sol off the hook
Squid sisters will forever be the best
Also, pretty sure Marina isn't a squid.
Lets all acknowledge how Alpharad does not know the lyrics to Imagine Dragons songs so he says " Ba Ba Ba Buh"
Its probably to cover over the song to avoid copyright
“Oh buddy, I’m gonna see ya soon… in Splatoon 3.”
Little did he know when they met again, it would be on the same side as they fought a giant bear in space.
17:56 WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY You thought it was Octostomp, but it was me, Dio!!!
Also, the Octavian King II's punchs were more mudas than oras. The fists were even golden!
Gold Experience
@@patrickbattle232 requiem
what is that sound from?
@@benjamator6700 same dude, I can never find it
@Lemon it is? I don't remember that...
When you want to watch Alpha but you don't want to get spoiled
- Kyojin!! It's just the first few chapters
Yeah because this game is super plot heavy
A-Mei-Zing
What In The Hell Are You Talking About?!
He Finished The Game!
Caleb Shomakr2.0 and because the " super plot heavy" comment is at the top of the comment section and you can't be original.
- Kyojin!! When you want to watch Alpha, but his waifu is trash
33:01 oh snap. Lit music,sick poses,WHAT ELSE
Oh the RAINMAKER
It’s jojo
Pizzaz
F U
N
Jaylen Newbill stands
The amount if ass shots we get in this game is unbelievable. First, in the start up screen, then Marie, and then Callie.
I'm not complaining, but jeez
You should complain when it's a 14 year old
GUH HUH
@@MoonlightAcid1 isn't Callie 19
So Callie looks like Plumeria and poses like Gladion
Okay
Pretty much. Props for that analogy.
@@cdwarrior6582 I mean it fits perfectly.
Comments are slowly becoming a waifu warzone
"Slowly!?"
NANI
17:58
Wow
Who knew
The Prometheus school of running away from things DOES work in some cases
Ah, a fellow person. 5 SINS!
@@Marathon.52 Ah, a fellow fellow person. Extra sin!
"These octolings want my head, but I don't want to play with them" There's a lot that can be said about that....
WHAT
why must you do this to me lol
also i like your pfp
@@alonely_corncob6316 Thanks fam, it’s from a channel long forgotten
@@miguelcarneiro8074 Unnus Anus :(
I instantly paused the video when you found Marie. I assumed you alredy found the best girl
ZX Yup
Alpharad is colorblind and thought it was callie.
ZX yep
Basically
YES!
20:20
WE COULD'VE HAD IT AAAAALLLL
ROLLIN' THROUGH THE IIIINNNKKKK
XD I know that song
cupcake maniac whats the name
WITH MY WOES
Probably Bomb rush Blush
the hell is happening idk
Finally, another male splatoon player who isn't blinded by Marina and wants Callie back... I yelled "YES"at 2:00 in the morning when I found out.
35:36 That was the most aggressive swearing I've ever heard from Alpha
Is it just me or does the last boss look like an advertisement for arms
timbo Squeeze v they did it before the game came out in splatoon 1
timbo Squeeze It's nearly the exact same boss, they just added the rail section.
Ganonbros and removed the platforming, and added different moves and Callie.
timbo Squeeze ash Octavio and Callie are arms characters confirmed
Back in my day if a giant robot shot its fists at you you had to shoot them while in the air
Ok boomer
WolfGang LameGames ok zoomer
@@rosieclym8197 ok loomer
I understand. I am no "ok boomer" man. I respect the difficulty. Although I play that boss for fun, so...
There's that
@@morganowings476 Ok boomer
ARMS is a Splatoon 2 prologue confirmed
No, Splatoon is ARMS prolouge.
2:10 Ah, I see you a man of culture as well
"And then we gotta fight the toaster"
Best quote 2017 Edit: i forgot i commented this
Great comment to forget about
Great comment to forget about
Great comment to forget about
Great comment to forget about
I just ruined the chain ha ha
Splatfests: 28 stab wounds
*SLAMS TABLE* 28 SPLATFESTS!!
"This game is just sonic, the only game to have rails in it" have you heard of Ratchet & Clank my mans?
What?
@Richard McDonough Tis a joke, fellow Internet person.
I remember when Marie won in the final splatfest of Splatoon. I died inside. Callie best girl
I believe even the creator of splatoon was rooting for Callie and as bummed when she lost
Cuz Marie just better🤷♂️
@@AZD_4 her players are better, but she's not any better than Callie
the best girl is alpharad
Pixel Perfect No it's cap n cuttlefish
Octotropper 69#
Bringing out the big guns?
Pretty sure that's Ruckus... I mean Diva...
Ruckus > D.va
36:16 "You inked all over the place!" - Alpharad, 2017
Splatoon 2: An Inkopolis Without Danger
Agent 4 went far to save all that she loves, she gave it all that she's got, and made it through, she was like a star, shining bright on Inkopolis, and made evil go away. She needed a way to find the answer, and Marie could count on her for good. She wanted to do her best to not let Marie down, she was up to the test, and turned Inkopolis around.
Exactly 40 minutes
Announcer: OH SWEET *SATISFACTION*
Is that a mother frickin JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!
Yes,yes it is
KONO DIO-DAH
WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AWAKEN MY MASTER!
*AWAKEN intensifies*
11:49 "The princess is in another castle"
I actually had a really good time fighting octavio, unlike other bosses; during the part where he launches his fists and when the fists break and get sent back it was so satisfying 10/10 absolute win
Who inserted ARMS footage over the final boss?
He had Arms before ARMS.
It is a sneak peek of arms 2 on NX, product provided by nintendo of course!
This is armsception
Them theres some roasters
The final boss music was so awful I actually played ARMS music over it.
Finally I found a person at the other side of the internet who likes Callie!
#Callie4Life
I like Callie
YES! Callie is best girl!!!!
Off course she is!
missy karns Sheldon is best girl
Snøw FlăkeAJ Lol
His feelings for this game went from a 2 to a 10 real quick lol
Alpharad, This made me laugh so much! Thanks for sharing!
With all the things I've heard , I'm glad at least Alpha had good taste in Aquatic girls.
In Splatoon 3 Pearl goes missing and nobody cares.
Irinyx hahahahahaahhahaha LMAO HAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌 right lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌🤣😆😆😆👌😂👌
Irinyx I think it must be.... AGENT 3... DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN
but what if it's marina
Except for every Splatoon fan in Japan, no seriously around 98% of people in Japan love Pearl
_Pearl goes missing_
Marina: Pearl is missing!
Callie: who tf is pearl?
This guy beat the game with the lv 1 hero shot...TRUE GAMING PROWESS
I remember beating the final boss with a broken arm, saying this game is pathetically easy compared to the first
And then...
*inner agent 3 flashbacks*
The quest for the best girl is over by the time story mode begins
*The quest for the worst girl is over by the time the story mode begins
Fixed that for you.
nah
all you need to do is walk into the square to see her
no she's in the square I just found her
pbs.twimg.com/media/DGl0UwjU0AAWE7h.jpg
story mode is irrelevant guys
iRonnoc 5. I like Callie but that was to goddam funny XD
Splatoon is my favorite anime.
Purple Milk manga was better
The best part is that a real Splatoon anime is almost complete
“whoop cant see me now...see he doesnt even know where to shoot his load”
-alpha 2k18
The fact he did this without upgrades is just insane lol
When you beat the octo expansion and come back to splatoon 2's campain..
35:57 where did Marie pull out that big ass radio
Frink Talabo YEAH MARIE WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT BIG ASS RADIO XD
Good question
Frink Talabo well the hint is in your sentence...
*-(please don’t kill me)-*
Frink Talabo from her ass
Her Big Ass Radio came from her Big Ass.
that final boss fight turned into a big sunset overdrive love letter and i love it.
"This is just Sonic. You know the only game that has railings in it."
Me: Shrieks in Kid Icarus
If you go to 30:48 and pause at the right time, about 30:50 or 30:51, you'll find something *ahem* "special".
lol the zapfish looked upside down!!!!😂😂😋
Psi Cick what
Psi Cick WTF THE ZAPFISH IS UPSIDE DOWN I SWEAR ITS GONNA BE UPSIDE UP IF IT ISNT
😐o 0 O (WTF)
/+\📱
/ \
Hahahahahahah wtf lol
I liked this as soon as you said “this girl is not as good as Callie”
I completely agree. Callie is best girl!
According to the Splatfest rules, you're breaking the law when saying that Callie is better than Marie
Not in the real world my boy.
Also Marie is generally better
Still not in the real world my boy. Wake up.
trey the Gamer/reaction who do you like
That's fair
19:22
Nintendo: I’m four parallel universes ahead of you.
According to the law, Marie is legally best girl.
Paragraph 3, Article 5 of the Splatfest rules clearly states the winning team is *legally* better than the losing team
SlimesCanCraft Paragraph 6, Article 9*
Fixed that for ya
Mayolord O'hare Some laws need to be broken.
How do we know Marina didn't make that rule up during the splatfest?
Because pearl was pissed
Me: "Hey guys did you hear the new song? It goes like this, do DUM dadadadum DUM dadadadum DUM dadadadum DUM Buh Buh Bah Bah Dah Dop Dadah Dadah
Everyone Else: Yeah! Totally! From that band called...um... Edgey Turtles!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rami Abdalla did you comment on your own comment cause no one else did? Because that's pure genius if you ask me!
Yes, Yes I did. (actually I added that part for that reason and that I forgot the part that goes WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so I guess it's a win-win situation.) :D YEAH!
Nah, it goes more like Dum, DAAAA, dadumbum, DAaa, Dum, DAAAA, dadumbum,DAaa, Dum, DAAAA, dadumbum,DAaa, dumdumdum, TLIIIS... TLIIIIIIIS, (Insert random Splatoon 2 Boss scream here).
Isn't that freak on a leash?
5 years later and this video is still a bang
That's a hit
Ah, my first Alpharad video that I’ve watched. It really takes me back.