@@sunshinebrownie4545 It's a program called Fugi that lets you set up a picture/gif to behave certain ways when you speak. Some light up, some bounce, some do both, etc. Jacob happens to be using his in lieu of a webcam, which is common use. What's more common is to use it to show who is talking in collabs, similar to Discord bubbles (see the line of jpegs next to Alpha in his POV)
As someone who watched the vod, watching alpharad start so positively, the gradual descent into madness, just to get so close for like 5 tracks in a row just to get robbed....I could never
heres some stats from this video WEEGEE scored an average of 12 points per race, the equivalent of coming second in every race. which is insane. the CPUs scored a combined total of id say around 2100. whereas WILDCARD had a combined total of 5407. i genuinely might sit down and see who got hit with the most green shells (i will need to watch every single persons individual streams though)
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bower's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I'm so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
this episode in a summary: Cade: Yelling Smith: being relatable Jacob: again fighting his demons Kidd: *whispers* white lightning- Void: coping with his losing streak and loss of sanity (tho honestly who wasn’t) Jaiden: *VIOLENCEEEEEE* i have never heard Jaiden cuss and diss this much in my life 10/10 top tier episode
6:25 Honestly the creator of Jaiden's V-Tuber model (or however the programing works) is impressive. It even did the mouth shape when making the Shy-Guy noise. Pretty neat!
Agreed completely, it's ridiculously well done. The movement and expression at 2:34 also stands out to me. Whoever made that really did a fantastic job!
@@marshall3314 oh damn this is the first i heard about this, wow. I *just* rewatched the Pikmin 5 Mongy video where she was "mpreg" today and this came out of left feild.
@@the-arctic-wolf1438For anyone curious about the Yaki comment. Imagine everything that happened with SkyDoesMinecraft. But watered down. Harassment. Bullying. Trying to start shit with people by telling both sides opposite things. Isolating people from events. And her whole gremlin persona was legit iirc. She was not a tidy person.
I watched this video like a podcast without looking at the screen and every 7 minutes it sounds like one of those “every disagreement played at once” videos where everyone perfectly harmonizes to be angry at baby rosalina by pure coincidence
56:40 Jacob went pretty high up in the air on this complex track before it all came crumbling down, one could even say he flew a little too close to the
Because I apparently have nothing better to do I decided to calculate everybody's averages for overall, first half, and second half. Why? I WISH I KNEW!!! Here they are if you're curious: First half: Weegee: Average of 13.0 points per race or a third of the way from second to first. Smith: Average of 10 points per race or exactly third Jaiden: Average of 9.77 points per race or a little better than 3/4 of the way from fourth to third Void: Average of 9.75 points per race or Exactly 3/4 of the way from fourth to third Kidd: Average of 9.44 or almost halfway between fourth and third Alpha: Average of 7.27 points per race or barely a quarter better than sixth. For an average of 474.2 or 9.88 points per race. Which means on average a wildcard member will be cursing out whoever stole third from them. Second half: (Extrapolated from the two score tallies) Weegee: Average of 11.6 points per race three quarters of the way from third to second Smith: Average of 10.4 points per race or a quarter of the way from third to second Void: Average of 9.58 points per race or a little better than halfway from fourth to third Jaiden: Average of 8.75 points per race or Exactly 3/4 of the way from fifth to fourth Alpharad: Average of 7.65 or almost 2/3 of the way from sixth to fifth Kidd: Average of 5.48 points per race or barely shy of halfway to seventh For an average of 427 or 8.90 points per race. Which means on average wildcard isn't even getting fourth on the DLC. Overall: Weegee: Average of 12.3 points per race or just slightly above second Smith: Average of 10.2 points per race or just slightly above third Void: Average of 9.67 points per race or 2/3 of the way from fourth to third Jaiden: Average of 9.26 points per race or just slightly above fourth Kidd and Alpha: Average of 7.46 or halfway between fifth and sixth For an average score of 901.2 or 9.39 points per race. Which means on average a wildcard member will be just shy of a medal on any given track.' Random extra fun facts: Weegee and Smith are the only members who, on average, place on the podium. On average, wild card members score an entire placement ahead on base game courses over DLC. Kidd has the largest falloff from Base game to DLC, with a drop of 3.96 or almost four places. Ouch. Jaiden is marginally better than Void in base game, but .83 points behind him in DLC. Alpharad needs a hug.
@@buddyboardgames4238 I had that thought when I was watching the video. I noticed his point value was through the floor and figured either he had started throwing or he got disconnected. I don't think that matters though. I used the points total that they put at the end of the video, not the in game one. If he didn't get those points added back to his score at the end, then the editor did kid dirty.
I can wholeheartedly empathize with Jacob's suffering throughout this ENTIRE video, I cannot for the life of me get any form of victory in any of the games I play. Never fear Jacob, you are not alone in the endless suffering that is the "git gud" club. Keep the videos coming y'all, I enjoy every last one.
I once did the exact same thing as Jacob during a Kart session with a group a friend of mine was part of. What was most annoying is that I kept getting MarioKarted while the person I disliked most in that group (who was also celebrating their birthday) was basically getting handed free wins. fuck that shit man, it sucks.
This might be my favorite WILDCARD video. I love Mario Kart and this was hilarious. My sincerest condolences to Jacob Alpharad, the pain you have experienced is beyond Mario Kart's wildest. Can't believe he ended up tying with Kidd in the end either. Love this game and these tracks, I do wonder how the heck MK9 will top this game.
"Skin man" is the funniest way to say "fleshtuber". I'm not sure which is more deranged-sounding at this point because I'm just so used to "fleshtuber" as THE webcam streamer term.
"WHAT THE FUCK GET THE FUCKING BABIES OFF THE ROAD" I love Jaiden lmao
"You guys can beef for the crown, I'll beef with the baby."
mee too
3:45
"It's an aaaawfull day to be alive"
"I've already got a star, I'm going straight for the baby"
Jacob entering his villain arc while his 2d version is going :| :0 gotta be the most hilarious thing I have ever seen
their little guy is literally so me
Jacob's normally insane luck & skill down the drain SPECIFICALLY?! for mario kart is the funniest thing I've seen
@@xenotheincineroar3279
@@xenotheincineroar3279
@@br0k3n_url
“We played every Mario Kart 8 track” AKA Alpharad fighting demons for an hour
Oh it was a lot more than an hour
@@daltongibson1033True!
AKA five people competing for the top spotd while Alpha scrambles with the CPUs
The demons being his chat. His chat was so toxic this stream if it's the stream I'm thinking of.
One cup takes about 20 minutes. There are 24 cups. That is 8 hours.
The catharsis of Void quietly losing it to Jacob screaming "SHUT THE F**K UP CHAT!!!!"
When was this?
Plz put a time stamp on
@@windybreeze_: That is definitely completely wrong, even in the “ish” way. We will get it eventually, though.
@@fishnewt1331 wait i misread the comment LMAO i thought it said something else mb
@@pablotwigman21i believe OP not bc of the timestamp but knowing jacobs chat, they probably had to
i love how smith has jacob’s little guy next to them like he’s their son in the passenger seat
I thought it was the editor that put him next to Smith lmao
It’s so cute
@@NachtAsilealpharad, the blond one that’s suffering the entire time
@@NachtAsile it's alpharad
@@NachtAsilethe blonde sprite with the blue shirt. His TH-cam/streaming name is Alpharad if you’ve heard of him that way before :)
@@sunshinebrownie4545 It's a program called Fugi that lets you set up a picture/gif to behave certain ways when you speak. Some light up, some bounce, some do both, etc. Jacob happens to be using his in lieu of a webcam, which is common use. What's more common is to use it to show who is talking in collabs, similar to Discord bubbles (see the line of jpegs next to Alpha in his POV)
jacob's feed constinly breacking when he hits his desk is amazing.
seeing them slowly descend into insanity makes it all the more funnier, and the slander on baby Roseline just makes it all the more better
Slowly?
guys I head that baby rosalina asassinated Lincoln
Its only slander if its not true though.
And the Tanooki Mario hate was unjustified
"We need to put her in her place, just saying."
"Which is 6 feet under apparently."
Proof that Jaiden and Jacob have a perfect dynamic
They're the perfect buddy cop duo...
But a bit darker.
I imagine they asked Giwi and Fyrus to join but they simply declined because they value their friends and health
i don't think giwi values her friends
I think Giwi values chaos not involving her suffering
Giwi would be the one item hoarding and snickering, i'll be real.
@@beans1325 that doesn't exist
Something funny about Alpharad and Captain Kidd ending with the exact same amount of points but WILDLY different amounts of fun had
Jacob's descent into madness is like Icarus getting shot in the foot and set on fire before he could ever make his wings.
Jacob is just Icarus
Jacob throwing the banana up just for it to land directly in front of him is comedy gold I'm sorry
17:29 That’s probably one of the most genuine lines I’ve heard from Alpha. You could hear the pure anguish from that.
28:00 Jacob with the "don't come to school tomorrow" energy
I love how they only refer to void now as ‘skin man’
Braden, meanwhile, quietly also hanging out in the background as also a skin man:
@@PokerJoker811 Skin man 2
@@Idkmwahaha skin man 2: 2 skin 2 man
Braeden is too busy being White Lightning
if jacob didnt get a bubble bath, a hot chocolate, and a big hug after this, im throwing hands
I don't think you need to do anything, if he didn't get all that he's going down a joker arc
"I'm heading straight to that child" imagine hearing that without any context lol
Fr lmao
Drakes
Drakes everywhere I go
Not even royale is safe from him
@@supermannygamer2003damn it. I was gonna mention Drake
@supermannygamer2003 what does wildcard have to do with drake?
@@Rosas_city random people and characters targeting children
Like the goblin cage
This type of editing for one hour is kinda insane, kudos to the editor for grinding away at this one for however long they had to
One hour simply doesnt comprehend the mental anguish of this ordeal.
watching alpharad finally clutch a dub after nearly an hour was the most triumphant thing i’ve ever seen
As someone who watched the vod, watching alpharad start so positively, the gradual descent into madness, just to get so close for like 5 tracks in a row just to get robbed....I could never
“Positively”. Let’s go with that.
heres some stats from this video
WEEGEE scored an average of 12 points per race, the equivalent of coming second in every race. which is insane.
the CPUs scored a combined total of id say around 2100. whereas WILDCARD had a combined total of 5407.
i genuinely might sit down and see who got hit with the most green shells (i will need to watch every single persons individual streams though)
Hero already
Any stats on green shells?
Did you/will you do it?
@@Stormzy2heaven sadly not. id of needed a vod of every single persons pov and not everyone streamed
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
New copypasta just dropped lol.
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bower's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I'm so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
17:29 I have only heard Alphard yell like that one other time. I know he was malding after that shell.
Oh trust me, he malded a lot in this
WHAT DID I SAY BRAYDEN??? WHAT DID I SAY?!?!
(Flashbacks to Golden Ronald)
Baby Rosalina is such a menace. It's no wonder she's my favorite WILD/CARD member
Better than Nina?! I think there’s something wrong here.
@@badashe1364baby rosalina is nina in disguise
@@badashe1364who is Nina?
@@Nicolas-pm6boFrom the Mario DS battle royal vid
this episode in a summary:
Cade: Yelling
Smith: being relatable
Jacob: again fighting his demons
Kidd: *whispers* white lightning-
Void: coping with his losing streak and loss of sanity (tho honestly who wasn’t)
Jaiden: *VIOLENCEEEEEE*
i have never heard Jaiden cuss and diss this much in my life
10/10 top tier episode
No one talking about Void saying "I'm switching mains" then it just cuts to him as a different shy guy. that is peak right there
6:25
Honestly the creator of Jaiden's V-Tuber model (or however the programing works) is impressive. It even did the mouth shape when making the Shy-Guy noise. Pretty neat!
Agreed completely, it's ridiculously well done. The movement and expression at 2:34 also stands out to me. Whoever made that really did a fantastic job!
I believe that would be the rigger specifically, but the artist would have had to draw those as well
Wildcard member 3, skin man 1, how long before everyone has a nickname with a number?
what about vtuber 1, 2, 3 and 4
@@Hazgamer710Those aren’t official yet
Jaiden got the title of Number 1 most clickbaited last year iirc
We should name the vtubers with letters just to be “quirky”
Lap 3 Jacob/5th Place Bandit/Mr 3rd Place.
Jacob threatening to dox Smith at 57:51 actually caught me off guard holy shit
Let's not pull a yaki
@@marshall3314 what happened?
@@marshall3314Wait wtf
@@marshall3314 oh damn this is the first i heard about this, wow.
I *just* rewatched the Pikmin 5 Mongy video where she was "mpreg" today and this came out of left feild.
@@the-arctic-wolf1438For anyone curious about the Yaki comment. Imagine everything that happened with SkyDoesMinecraft. But watered down. Harassment. Bullying. Trying to start shit with people by telling both sides opposite things. Isolating people from events. And her whole gremlin persona was legit iirc. She was not a tidy person.
"There is no Jesus"
Jacob slowly spiraling into insanety reminds of myself when I am playing with my friends
alternate title: jacob's slow descent to apathy while everyone else devolves to madness
3:13 coolest thing I've ever seen in mario kart. Dry Bowser got the grind
New shortcut?
@@LiamR-pg7odnew longcut
@@mcmonkey26 New COOL-cut.
@@MusicComet Yes
I watched this video like a podcast without looking at the screen and every 7 minutes it sounds like one of those “every disagreement played at once” videos where everyone perfectly harmonizes to be angry at baby rosalina by pure coincidence
AKA Jacob's Villain Arc
Jacob's Kieran Arc
@@Jaxson62NAAAAAAAA YOU DID HIM DIRTY ☠️
Eventually Alphard is going to drop an "And I began to HATE." level speech from this
41:46 legit have not heard Jacob scream that loud in a YEARS.
Jacob and Kidd being tied at the end is honestly surprising
kidd got disconnected in the dlc tracks and lost over 100 points
yo is that haydentw in wildcard comment section
I never get tired of seeing alpharads little avatar its so damn cute
It will end you while going :O :| :O
:O :l
Yeah I felt that
56:40 Jacob went pretty high up in the air on this complex track before it all came crumbling down, one could even say he flew a little too close to the
0:25 Void is like the only human actor in a muppets movie
It’s sad that Kidd and Void couldn’t make it but White Lightning and Skin Man1 are good replacements
unfortunate that wildcard member 3 couldn’t make it 😔
Wish AlpharadTV could've made it too, shame.
There can only be one Skin man.
Void and Kidd must fight to keep their skin 😂
@@marybonner7432 :0
Because I apparently have nothing better to do I decided to calculate everybody's averages for overall, first half, and second half. Why? I WISH I KNEW!!! Here they are if you're curious:
First half:
Weegee: Average of 13.0 points per race or a third of the way from second to first.
Smith: Average of 10 points per race or exactly third
Jaiden: Average of 9.77 points per race or a little better than 3/4 of the way from fourth to third
Void: Average of 9.75 points per race or Exactly 3/4 of the way from fourth to third
Kidd: Average of 9.44 or almost halfway between fourth and third
Alpha: Average of 7.27 points per race or barely a quarter better than sixth.
For an average of 474.2 or 9.88 points per race. Which means on average a wildcard member will be cursing out whoever stole third from them.
Second half: (Extrapolated from the two score tallies)
Weegee: Average of 11.6 points per race three quarters of the way from third to second
Smith: Average of 10.4 points per race or a quarter of the way from third to second
Void: Average of 9.58 points per race or a little better than halfway from fourth to third
Jaiden: Average of 8.75 points per race or Exactly 3/4 of the way from fifth to fourth
Alpharad: Average of 7.65 or almost 2/3 of the way from sixth to fifth
Kidd: Average of 5.48 points per race or barely shy of halfway to seventh
For an average of 427 or 8.90 points per race. Which means on average wildcard isn't even getting fourth on the DLC.
Overall:
Weegee: Average of 12.3 points per race or just slightly above second
Smith: Average of 10.2 points per race or just slightly above third
Void: Average of 9.67 points per race or 2/3 of the way from fourth to third
Jaiden: Average of 9.26 points per race or just slightly above fourth
Kidd and Alpha: Average of 7.46 or halfway between fifth and sixth
For an average score of 901.2 or 9.39 points per race. Which means on average a wildcard member will be just shy of a medal on any given track.'
Random extra fun facts:
Weegee and Smith are the only members who, on average, place on the podium.
On average, wild card members score an entire placement ahead on base game courses over DLC.
Kidd has the largest falloff from Base game to DLC, with a drop of 3.96 or almost four places. Ouch.
Jaiden is marginally better than Void in base game, but .83 points behind him in DLC.
Alpharad needs a hug.
Kidd got DC'd during DLC, so that's why the numbers between base and DLC don't make sense. Lost over 100 points
@@buddyboardgames4238 I had that thought when I was watching the video. I noticed his point value was through the floor and figured either he had started throwing or he got disconnected.
I don't think that matters though. I used the points total that they put at the end of the video, not the in game one. If he didn't get those points added back to his score at the end, then the editor did kid dirty.
Jaiden being bowser is hella accurate as she targets everyone that provokes her
Watched the VOD & Jacob rly did play out of his damn mind only for the game to do them so dirty 💀
Where do You watch the vod?
i love "editor, include *it all*" so much, it's just said with such vitriol
Jacob really went from "Alpha :D" to "Alpha :("
51:55 I really thought this was Jacob finally getting his first first place but it was actually Smith 🤣
Alpha glad has now become alpha sad.
48:45 bro alpharad had me so hyped up and then it all just went away, i legit facepalmed
If he just held that drift instead of releasing it it he totally would have been fine. Truly a tragedy unfolding in real time
Jacob’s punished arc just being “You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me”
There is something i find so ammusing about 4 of them being on the meta combos, Jaiden almost meta, and then theres Void on shy guy XD
As someone who watched the 6hr vod it was hard seeing Jacob just getting blasted at all angles. Bro went through every stage of grief too
Need a "Playing all Mario Party Maps" so Jacob can gain some of his sanity back
or like mario party mini games
Editor zooming in on Jacob every single time he muted himself to say something is so funny yet respectful
Smith being an absolute MENACE in mario kart was so expected yet so unexpected at the same time
Void should enter tournaments as "Skin Man 1" with no context. It would be hilarious lol
This is either the last time Jacob plays Mario Kart, or he is about to go on the longest in secret training arc so this never happens again.
"Do you ever wonder if the people you hang out with even like you?"
Yes AlphaRad, I do know that feeling sadly.
Yeah a bit too well
You guys should add someone named Aiden to the group. So you can have a full Fortnite squad of: Jaiden, Hayden, Braiden and Aiden
Alternatively, we all pretend Cade's legal name is Cade-n
smith can be smithin'
uh... Void-in
…Jacoben sounds like what kids will be named in 20 years
Alphen?
59:55 Jacobs just absolutely begging for his life and I feel so sorry for him
46:12 “that’s it. I’m changing mains.”
*switches from light blue shy guy to dark blue shy guy*
I suppose this explains where Jacob's luck comes from, he is cursed with garbage luck in Mario Kart.
Jacob is literally having no fun this video LOL
i actually feel really bad for him holy moly is he getting mario karted.
Yeah, I felt especially bad when he was in a good position but one of the Windcards threw something that just made him lose 4 places
Idk if it's his content luck or he throws his items too much too fast but he always has no defense huh
He might be the worst Mario kart player I've seen
Jacob and Smith’s friendship hasn’t recovered since this stream
Watching alpha’s downward spiral in real time was devastating
I like how Smith only has Jacob’s fuggy in the bottom right
Cade: The mischievous professional
Void, Jaiden, Smith: The traitorous fighters
Kidd: The respectable competitor
Alpha: The tortured underdog
Not often you see Jacob struggling in last place of all places
alternate title "jacob getting his shit fucked up for 1 hour straight"
Alpharad’s slow descent into madness is so sad but also entertaining to watch
I think Lakitu puropsley waits at least 5 seconds before putting you down from his fishing rod
Upon the Waluigi Pinball moment at 41:45, I had a BetterHelp ad cover half my screen.
I have never felt so physically sorry for a man in my entire life, jacob just got absolutely destroyed on that entire ordeal
49:30 i like how everyone is having fun meanwhile jacob is having an existential crisis
Honestly, Jacob’s whole experience with this video, is exactly why I don’t play Mario kart anymore lol
Because skill issue?? if yes then you should stop every game you're Bad at and i'm sure you didn't
I love how every time someone complains about their situation it cuts to Jacob in a worse situation
Baby rosalina for sure left some traumas on the road
I can wholeheartedly empathize with Jacob's suffering throughout this ENTIRE video, I cannot for the life of me get any form of victory in any of the games I play. Never fear Jacob, you are not alone in the endless suffering that is the "git gud" club. Keep the videos coming y'all, I enjoy every last one.
I once did the exact same thing as Jacob during a Kart session with a group a friend of mine was part of. What was most annoying is that I kept getting MarioKarted while the person I disliked most in that group (who was also celebrating their birthday) was basically getting handed free wins. fuck that shit man, it sucks.
The sequal:
2 skin men vs 2d characters
Well, the 2D characters would just be Fyrus, Smith, and Alpha, right? Cade is a static image and the ladies are both 3D.
you can see the trajectory of Jacob literally becoming the Joker
This might be my favorite WILDCARD video. I love Mario Kart and this was hilarious. My sincerest condolences to Jacob Alpharad, the pain you have experienced is beyond Mario Kart's wildest. Can't believe he ended up tying with Kidd in the end either. Love this game and these tracks, I do wonder how the heck MK9 will top this game.
I love how Jaiden went from this family friendly fun animation youtuber to "FUCKING DIE BABY ROSALINA"
“Catch this block on every platform” I almost choked while laughing when jaiden said that😂
i feel so bad for jacob it’s like jaiden’s little bad luck imp casually jumped to him for this entire play through
7:51 we got Jaiden dissing Drake
Legendary
i love the utter hatred for all the cpu characters throughout the video (especially baby rosalina and tanooki mario)
I feel like Jacob went through every single stage of grief, ATLEAST 14 times
9:20 was some WILD plot armour
Jacob was stuck with the Murphy's Law of Mario Kart 🥲
Jacob going non-verbal from concentration -> Jacob going non-verbal from dissociation
Beware of the “Skin Man”
Skin MEN. Don't let Kidd slide under the radar.
31:29 This is such an emotional rollercoaster I legitimately need to take a break halfway through to decompress and recharge.
It’s become a yearly tradition for me and some friends to do this. It’s torture
"Skin man" is the funniest way to say "fleshtuber". I'm not sure which is more deranged-sounding at this point because I'm just so used to "fleshtuber" as THE webcam streamer term.
I have never seen Alpha be more miserable playing something
Jaiden, I need to know if Jacob got a hug and some good food after this recording.
All I’m saying is that if you haven’t experienced Baby Park in Double Dash, you haven’t experienced true chaos
36:09 “I’ll see you on Track 36”
55:38 (VoiD finishes 8th lol)
“Okay?”
“So did I?”
“Like, multiple times?”
“I imagine a lot of other people have too???”
That was just hater vibe jajaja
59:00 That actually made me very happy.