GLORYHAMMER - Hootsforce (Official Video) | Napalm Records
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Mighty warriors of the galaxy! The day has come!
GLORYHAMMER’s new album Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex is out now and tells us the whole story of the most gigantic battle of all time.
produced, recorded, mixed and mastered by Lasse Lammert
#Gloryhammer
I didn't believe my wife when she said "So I found a music video with submarines fighting an evil wizard... in space." Then we put this on. Thank you Gloryhammer for protecting us from whatever drugs were required to make this.
I like it!
It's like someone ate a bunch of shrooms, then poped a shit load of lsd
Your waifu is best, my nigga.
Drugs? No drugs were needed to make this. Only the desire to save Dundee!
sounds like voldermort
Having watched/listened to a bunch of Gloryhammer recently, it seems like this is the story of a tabletop RPG where the GM won't let go of his favorite villain, and one of the players only knows how to play one character.
Aerospace Engineer here:
Submarines are un-ironically a reasonable base for a spaceship (the only problem being getting something that heavy to space.)
Mostly the hull has good redundancies to keep the people in and everything else out.
How about giant bullshit-powered space cathedrals?
Imperial Guardsman a perfect vessel for His glorious golden hawkboy.
@@imperialguardsman135 I 2nd this second this
@Imperial Guardsman
You know not the secrets of the Machine that makes such a construction absolute perfection.
The pressure issues have to be flipped
New Guardians of the Galaxy with Thor looks great!
Asguardians please
@@henrykoller5897 Assguardians
Blind Guardians of the Galaxy
Asgardians of Thoraxy
@@River_Miles I am Hoot.
This is my 5-year-old daughter's favorite song right now. Every morning or whenever we're in the car, "Daddy I want Hootsforce please!" Thank you Gloryhammer, you have saved me from another half-decade of Frozen songs on repeat!
yup my 4 year old is waaaaaaaay into GLORYHAMMER!
My God. This really is a heavy metal Disney song. It has that same vivid story telling aspect that captures the imagination and draws you into the song's tale.
@@kyltredragmire4939 The entirety of GloryHammers albums have very Disney storylines. Just look into the wiki articles
She is above us
My 3 year old daughter loves this song too.
Percentage of usefulness
Battleships: 1%
Hammer: 99%
That's the power of the Gloryhammer for ya.
The battleship did kill Proletius though
Do you not know that this Laser Powered Goblin Smasher (TM) can slay a laser dragon in exactly 0.69 seconds?
The hammer doesnt even work for most of the album actually. Do your research.
@@gidijonen7966 With missiles of nuclear justice
3:15 "Captain! The vessel is taking heavy damage, what should we do?"
"KEY CHANGE"
Sora:...uhm what?
Angus McFife: SOMEBODY GET THIS KID OUT OF HERE!!!
Are you sure sir!? That could tear us apart! Well, at your command...
I love how intense the drummer's face is right after
I love a nicely done truck driver key change.
About 50% of their songs has a key change and that's what makes them so beautiful
So I go from dwarves digging holes to space submarines manned by Scottish warlocks.
...
Just another day in the Metalverse.
Yes
I took went on the same magical hardcore journey.
SAME XD!
Same journey! ^.^
At first I was like "Wtf is this?" and then it got stuck in my head, and the next thing I knew I was buying all the albums.
Dude, ditto. And right before that I was listening in a Scottish pirate calling me a wanker and telling me to fuck myself with an anchor
I just realized.
The enemy commander is a SYNTH LORD
Dang
A SYNTH LAWD!?!?!?
If what you have told me is true, you would gain my trust.
No he Is Just Palpatine XD
@@PieroBiancalana Nah man, its Palpa-tune.😅😆
The perfect balance of epically stupid and stupidly epic.
No one could describe it better hahaha
Oml thank you for how to explain this band to my freinds
As someone said: no politics, no satan, just fun 😊
Best discription ever!
Hell yeah
FIGHT FOR THE KING, FOR THE HAMMER AND THE RING
FIGHT FOR THE ANCIENT STORY
FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE, WE MUST FIGHT FOR FIFE
This will be stuck in my head for a while.
You forgot ‘for the power and the glory!’
Oh it's "fight for Fife," I thought he was saying "fight for fight" which is also awesome
@@TheRaviotar that's what I thought too. After all, epic battle is fight.
Epic ear worm is Epic!
I love the chorus, sounds a bit like Alestorm's Keelhauled - which is always a good thing!
I don't always listen to Gloryhammer but when i do the neighbors do too.
Are you deaf?
@@wagglewiggle and blind XD
I don’t always listen to Gloryhammer but when I do I get noise complaints
I don't Always Listen to gloryhammer, but when i so, my animals headbang with me
Neighbors morph into chaos wizards.
Dwarves and pirates and now Space Marines. Napalm is like a metal head nerds wet dream. I love it.
Edit, thanks for the 1000 likes rock on
Diggy diggy hoooole
Why does this sound jacksepticeye if he sang
@@heavymememanproductions6991 I thought it was "mead". Then again, they gotta eat!
@@maxfax1012 this is the song that’s at the end of the diggy diggy hole video
All they’re song’s basically talk about a mixture of Disney movies but they make it work
*Sabaton:* Bismarck
*Gloryhammer:* DRUMS POWERED SPACE SUBMARINE! HELL YEAH!
Don't put my 2 favorite bands against each other. :P
Sabaton: Masters of the world.
Gloryhammer: Masters of the galaxy.
Ones the master of history. Ones the master of fantasy.
@@sickleof Black Sabbath: Master of Reality
@@sickleof Powerwolf=Master of religion ?
When you see nuclear drums powered space submarines travelling across dimensions, that's when you realize Power Metal has achieved absolute perfection.
Don't forget that they manage to change the tide of battle with a key change.
"Commander we're losing the spce submarine battle! What shall we do?" "Change it to an E. That'll show 'em!"
@@joeyverliesharen they seem to know what they're doing. After all, they say they're going to release another 18 albums
Even azathot fears this!
@@nori5640 Even the gods are in awe of Angus Mcfife and his jams!
Not saying anything but... A space wizard with a 360° keyboard? Dop
Lyrics :
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise!
All across the land of Fife, grim chaos reigns supreme
Shackled by the mind control of the dark lord of Dundee
Yet still there lies the chance of hope, now Angus has returned
The sigil of the Hootsforce in the sky tonight will burn
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Forces of resistance, it is time to make a stand
No longer will Lord Zargothrax enslave our ancient land
Sub Commander Ralathor, engage your nuclear force
The battlefield of Cowdenbeath is where we'll set our course
In a submarine beneath the seas of Achnasheen we remain unseen
But now the time has come to rise ascend into the skies (Hoots force)
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Hootsforce!
thanks
You are the best
bump
Thank you very much buddy!
Thanks 👍
I love how everything's blowing up, ships are exploding left and right, people are panicking, and the drummer is just vibing in the engine room
Me: "What the hell even is a hootsforce?"
Me three days after having this song stuck in my head: "WE ARE THE HOOTSFORCE!"
Scotish people but in SPACE!
Dwarven Thane Same xD
We ARE the hootsforce, that’s what hootsforce is
HOOTSFORCE
Exactly what my father tell me when I've show this to him😂😂😂
"... Submarines?"
"Well they're not sub, because they're in space, so... Supermarines?"
*Rips a line of coke* "You fucken got it, buddy."
Submarine subspacemarines?
@Peter Newhouse Matt Ward what are you doing here
More like spacemarines
@Peter Newhouse well well well... if it isn't Rowboat Girlyman himself
Spacemarines
Darth Vader: join the dark side.
Luke Skywalker: join the light side.
Angus McFife XIII: let me tell you about the hootsforce
Do you have some time to hear the word of our Lord and Savior, The Mighty Hootsman, King of Unst?
@@cperka1017 and the one true god of this universe
He will protect us from the dark robotic astral zombies invasion of Glasgow!
@@cperka1017 his name is Agnus McFife, filthy heathen!
Zargothrax: Fuck Angus, join me and i'll give you *edgy* costumes!
I love how certain songs became instant addictive the first time you hear them
This one in particular
Also known as "What if Warhammer 40k wasn't depressing as balls."
so Rogue Trader then
For the Emperor, he... He is right.
PuRGe hIM aT AlL CoST!
So would this be Gloryhammer 40K?
So, Warhammer 40k told from the Orkz' point of view ?
I'm glad someone else thought the same thing I did lol
So the legends weren't lying... Space Metal is real....
It is...Check Star One - Space Metal album. It is a project by Ayreon. The first album(the second one is not as good) is a masterpiece in my opinion. It is based on multiple Sci-fi films and shows. And it features, like Ayreon, multiple Metal musicians, like Russell Allen from Symphony X or Floor Jansen...
How dare you forget Damian Wilson!!
@@mordraug Oh, thank you very much, friend. This album is sure impressive good.
Keldian are also a good band for "Space Metal", although I've only listened to their first two albums.
Men of culture in this thread \m/
Epic Lyrics:
Fight for the king, For the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
HOOTSFORCE ARISE!
All across the land of Fife, grim chaos reigns supreme
Shackled by the mind control of the dark lord of Dundee
Yet still there lies the chance of hope now Angus has returned
The sigil of the Hootsforce in the sky tonight will burn
Fight for the king, For the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce Arise!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Forces of resistance, it is time to make a stand
No longer will Lord Zargothrax enslave our ancient land
Sub Commander Ralathor, engage your nuclear force
The battlefield of Cowdenbeath is where we'll set our course
In a submarine
Beneath the seas
Of Achnasheen
We remain unseen
But now the time
Has come to rise
Ascend into the skies
HOOTSFORCE
Fight for the king, For the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight for the king, For the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce Arise!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘🤘😁🤘
Wow! You can copy-paste a lyric! Congrats! *Throws cookie
+japanatojoato Wow! You can be a total douchebag! Congrats! *throws your mom 😁🍺
@@MDMetal respect 100
@@MDMetal destruction 100
Too much emojis
[Intro:]
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise
[Verse 1:]
All across the land of Fife, grim chaos reigns supreme
Shackled by the mind control of the dark lord of Dundee
Yet still there lies the chance of hope, now Angus has returned
The sigil of the Hootsforce in the sky tonight will burn
[Chorus:]
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight till we die In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise
[Post-Chorus:]
Hootsforce
We are the Hootsforce
Hootsforce
We are the Hootsforce
[Verse 2:]
Forces of resistance, it is time to make a stand
No longer will Lord Zargothrax enslave our ancient land
Sub Commander Ralathor, engage your nuclear force
The battlefield of Cowdenbeath is where we'll set our course
[Pre-Chorus:]
In a submarine
Beneath the seas
Of Achnasheen
We remain unseen
But now the time
Has come to rise
Ascend into the skies
(Hootsforce)
[Chorus:]
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight till we die In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
[Bridge:]
Fight till we die In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
[Chorus:]
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight till we die In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise
[Post-Chorus:]
Hootsforce
We are the Hootsforce
Hootsforce
We are the Hootsforce
Hootsforce
he says fight alot huh
"Fight till we die in the battle of the sky" is a reference to "Bloodhound - Battle in the sky"
What "fife" means?
@@Flemingluiz-mr9ep its a name - specifically the name of the kingdom of Fife (and the main character of gloryhammer is Angus McFife)
Superluminal space submarines.
That's just too perfect
Say that five times fast 😁
Wait... Did they just travel through subspace?
Star Wars: "We have the most epic space battles!"
Marvel: "We have the best superhero battles!"
Gloryhammer: "Hold my Hammer and my Space Submarine."
Warhammer 40k: "pff"
I definitely couldn't think in a better answer 😂
Warhammer 40k: ‘we got space marines who never engage in outer space warfare, but when we do it’s with big flying churches, and we have chainswords and stuff...’
Gloryhammer: ‘Ya’ll ain’t seen nothin’ yet... Hold my hammer, gonna make a clone of Zargothrax back to 1022 in an encoded message for the fans to figure out.’
Warhammer 40k: ‘so we just lost all our fan base to the Gloryhammer hype for their next album... you mind toning down the power of your hoots, please?’
@@lazerlancer1861 I know that this is just meant to be a funny joke but I would still like to point out two things. First, I would call going ''you know what, let's just board the enemy spaceship with walking mountains in fuck you armor'' engaging in outer space warfare, damn hardcore one at that. And secondly, Space marine vessel tend not to be Big flying churches. Especially because space marine cruisers are most often not even crewed by many Space marines because it's a damn huge waste. Those guys are literally more effective at destroying enemy ships themselves by boarding them then their ships are. Well, there is also some stuff with the Navy being a bit scared of them but explaining that that would make this way to long answer to a joke that needed no answer even more overly long.
In addition, navys do sea battles. Marines do boarding actions, same thing in space.
DM: "You can't put all your skill points in Perform - Metal..."
Bard: "Hold my ale."
Goblin : "WTF is this power ?!"
Bard: "This is power Metaaaaal!!!!!!!!!! "
Pfft fine then ill put all my points into knowledge religion (hoots)
Next D&D playthrough I might as well be a support bard
You will need a group of bards
Other player: can I aid in this roll?
DM:.....I really shouldn't....but other than the fact I REALLY want this to fail I don't see why not. I'll allow it ….roll with advan-
Bard: nat 20.
DM: Goddammit.
Me after listening to this on repeat for 3 hours: I think I like Gloryhammer.
did you listen another 3hours, just to be sure ?
@@pandacosmique3309 Still listening... For science, obviously.
vocals: 10/10
guitars: 10/10
bass: 10/10
drums: 10/10
keyboards: 360°
hotel: trivago
unespected XD
@Fëanor Cürufinwe good user name bro
@Fëanor Cürufinwe Tolkien is my bible, mellon. :)
Time: 4:18
The emperium of man: SPACE MARINES!!
These guys: SPACE SUBMARINES!!!!!!! 1!1
Captain Crimson then Im hear screaming “FOR THE TRIARCH!!”
Angus McFife vs Guilliman
Fucking Imperium would declare Angus The New Emperor or some shit like that and the rest of the galaxy would have to deal with his sexiness plus the Chaos Gods Would literally Shit their pants.
Why not both?
@@daanstrik4293 SHUSH! Don't give them any ideas!
I tried counting the number of ships on Angus' side and determine how many losses he had in this battle. At 1:34 I got to 43 ships, the largest I could count (if someone could count the ships in the second hyperspace scene that'd be great).
They are met by Zargothrax's three "Chaos" ships. They do battle. One of Zargothrax's ships goes up in a salvo of Hoots after its shields take a grueling hit.
2:16 one of Angus' submarines gets blown up. 2:21 I'm unsure if in the explosions that was a ship or just the shields taking a hit.
2:32 the second of Zargothrax's vessels blows up, its Chaos wizard keyboard player throwing up his hands in defeat. This ship was probably responsible for *at least* two submarine causalities.
2:39 the sole remaining Chaos vessel targets just Angus' ship.
2:47 looks like three submarines destroyed in the flyby over Angus' ship.
2:58 looks like another submarine, to the left of Agnus' ship, gone. 3:02 Angus' ship is heavily damaged.
3:45 Angus had enough and channeled the might of the Astral Hammer through his submarine, crippling the last Chaos vessel and sending it flying off into space, its power shutting off.
So, in conclusion. Angus' causalities are: 5 confirmed submarine losses, 8 if you add the assumed losses.
All things considered, that is pretty good. I discounted most of the explosions since there was no debris accompanying it, and they were likely the result of Hootsforce weaponry impacting Chaotic shields and vis versa. If you discount the singing and "dancing" in the video, Angus was prepared for the attack -- likely because I think he knew they would intercept him, given his probable destination was somewhere just outside of the solar system -- but was blindsided by the guitar and piano wizards in that one persistent Chaotic vessel who ignored all objectives to try and KILL him.
If anyone has a better analysis, please post it. I had fun doing this.
Amazing dude! I always love this kind of stuff!
And here I am don't even know which is which
The second hyperspace scene has 15 or 16 submarines...
This contains sentences i never thought i'd read...
Like... ever
good job, I double checked your work and is seems you didn't miss anything, but i got 44 submarines at 0:43
The subs they use look to be Ohio Class Nuclear Submarines with a crew of 140.
So 8 sub loses would mean 1120 loses + how ever many on the damaged ships.
I have no idea how to count the loses on Zargothrax's side so if anyone could find a good way to do that please do.
Is this just a fun video that got taken way to far? Of course, why not.
This is why napalm records has the best collection of music
"Fight for the King, the Hammer and the Ring... Fight for the ancient
stories" that sounds very Nordic Lol while they battle in space.
Who else got here from Wind Rose Diggy Diggy Hole cover?
Yo, how did three people have the same path as me
Same lol but Wind Rose cover of Diggy Right Hole was actually pretty damn good
Yep
TH-cam : wanna see Diggy Diggy hole?
TH-cam, a bit later: so you appreciate Diggy Diggy hole... Wanna see a metal wersion
TH-cam today : WANNA SEE A WARHAMMER-LIKE SPACE BATTLE WITH SUBMARINES?
I have traveled from the mines to hear this wonder?
Warhammer be like
*95% casualities. Good job team, we did it*
That is exactly how I play Skaven.
Yes-yes.
Nope. Worse. Using 43 ships by someones count below and guessing 100 crew per sub...1 gloryhammer ship lived. Solution for 4100 is what percent of 4200:
4100:4200*100 =
(4100*100):4200 =
410000:4200 = 97.62
Now we have: 4100 is what percent of 4200 = 97.62
Same. %# ship vs crew killed.
A glorious victory for the Imperium of Man.
Zargothrax is no more in America
when you listen to music and start to feel nationalism for a nonexistent military monarchic dictatorship
Edit: Well Seeing as how I am now the proud owner of the most liked comment, I declare myself Commander of the space submarines.
That's the power of metal
You can't feel less, after a nonexisting person (a.k.a. Zargothrax) used nonexisting powers (a.k.a. magic), and nonexisting undead unicorns to ruin Dundee, and now he uses the same nonexisting powers (a.k.a. magic), and nonexisting creatures (a.k.a. goblins) from the dark side of the Moon to destroy said nonexisting military monarchic dictatorship!
Oh, Fife is extremely real. It's a municipality in Scottland.
100% agree
Fife is extremely lucky to have such defenders!
Thomas's commitment and ability to go so 100% into the character of Angus McFife is the epitome of what makes Gloryhammer so great. It's hard to imagine the spirit of the band living on properly without him...
Sozos in the new music video (Fly Away) sounds like he is also 100% into the character
@@maxfax1012 for sure, he’s killing it and I love it. But it’s definitely not the same. It’s got me confident and excited for the album again, I just wish it was Thomas though. Like his style better.
@@ajbolt7 Yeah, Thomas's range and voice were cool and he sounded really into the role. Sozos doesn't have that tone but he does have a soothing voice though.
@ajbolt Thankfully Angus McSix and the sword of power goes crazy. Two great bands now
I agree with you until I heard "Keeper Of The Celestial Flame" and now I'm fully on board with Sozos.
Hootsforce Lyrics:
Fight for the king, For the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory.
All across the land of Fife, grim chaos reigns supreme
Shackled by the mind control of the dark lord of Dundee
Yet still there lies the chance of hope now Angus has returned
The sigil of the Hootsforce in the sky tonight will burn.
Fight for the king, For the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Forces of resistance, it is time to make a stand
No longer will Lord Zargothrax enslave our ancient land
Sub Commander Ralathor, engage your nuclear force
The battlefield of Cowdenbeath is where we'll set our course.
In a submarine
Beneath the seas
Of Achnasheen
We remain unseen
But now the time
Has come to rise
Ascend into the skies
HOOTS FORCE!
Fight for the king, For the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory!
Fight 'til we die, In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory!
Fight for the king, For the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
what means Fife?
@@brunokrinski8250 I think it might be their planet mabye?
@@loganrichardson2994 lol
@@brunokrinski8250 virtually every location mentioned in gloryhammer is somewhere in Scotland, this one being a reference to the kingdom of fife.
I'll link the Wikipedia page if you want to read about it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fife
@@edibleturd thanks. Now it makes sense haha.
random dude: 'there are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky'
me, gloryhammer fan: 'Actually....'
u win
And god said, “Underrated comment”
"Hold my beerhammer..."
Random dude was a submariner like me.
That depends on whether the sky is part of space ;)
This is basically a space version of the Winged Hussars
This is suprisingly accurate
@@KManT02 Yeah
@@KManT02 i did not realize that, but you're right
Looking at the text, it is rather a space version of The Last Stand.
Yup
How can a song named "Hootsforce" be this darn epic?!? Well done guys
well it's imbued with the power of hoots. the god of that demesne has blessed this track
In hoots we trust
Hail hoots!
Gloryhammer, or “what do you mean there are no bards in 40K?”
Ok I'm glad i am not the only one that sees 40k in their videos
If Fife had an emperor instead of a king then the 40k people would probably implode before they get to the comments section.
There is also HMKids, they live by the rule of cool
It's basically 40k universe in Power Rangers aesthetics.
@@firstconsul7286 death to the False Emperor?
The best heavy metal concept album lore ever!
Wow, I never thought I would see you deep inside a Gloryhammer comment section. Keep up the good work and rock hard! :3
@@owordose Rock hard mate! 🤘🤘
What’s the lore
@@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 Listen through the albums in order. ^^
@@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 username checks out.
Listen to the lyrics.
When normal power metal isn't enough so you "invent" space fantasy power metal with laser powered goblin smashers.
Also you look a mix of Thor and the Green Arrow.
Dont forget flying submarines
@@ApostleThe344 and Dark Robotic Astral Zombies
And Dragons
@@Akmenos6576 ahem. Those are Lazer dragons.
@@ApostleThe344 and undead 🦄 unicorns
Imagine having a fleet commander who makes motivational speeches like this before battle.
And during battle!
@@ieyasumei4339 this is how i imagine a bard in a scifi setting operates
@carlzerris6566 Signed, cosigned cause that's some real shit you just said
how much fx do you want gloryhammer?
gloryhnammer > yes
Darth Mortacai this is an exact assessment of what Happend
Original
I'm almost certain they have an effects budget as big as their hammer is Glorious
hnammer learn English bud
@@worldofwarcraftgod Mate, go back to the hole you crawled out of. Nobody needs Grammar Nazi's anymore. Dimwit. It was hastily wrote comment :') sad that people are now bashing it.
This song is so good my neighbors threw a brick through my window to hear it better.
I literally just laughed out loud and almost fell outta bed lol! Great comment!
The police came to your house to hear it better too.
@@balazsfenyes3880 And they said "Turn it up!"
this is the best comment here.
You : " WTF?"
Neighbor: " Not a hate brick, it was a hearing brick!"
You: " Oh, cool"
We must start a crowdfund page for a full length film about Angus and Zargothrax. Perhaps a WebComic series. Please!
DUDE NO PUT A MUSICAL ON BROADWAY THERES ALREADY SYMPHONIC VERSIONS OF EVERYTHING
Full-on TV series!
I'm on.
Where do you want to start?
@@Draconis0678 Yes!!! Somebody call Christopher Bowes RIGHT NOW and tell him we need the Legends of the Kingdom of Fife on Broadway!!
OR.... A FULL THREE SEASON EPIC TV SHOW BETTER THAN GAME OF THRONES EVER COULD BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me at 3am : what would happen if Star Wars and Lotr got combined??
Gloryhammer: hold my beer
Don't forget 40k and that one episode of every kids tv show where the villain rules the world.
@@firstconsul7286 Heman, thunder cats and all
More like hold my hammer mate
Well no, because LotR is low fantasy, and this is definitely high fantasy. Still, I have no idea why nobody else has thought of combining sci-fi and fantasy like this (the closest is actually Star Wars lol).
I literally woke up this morning wondering, "Is Ralathor a Subcommander (second in command) or a Sub Commander (Commander of a Submarine)." Maybe I shouldn't listen to this song before bed.
I've been wondering the same thing all week so you're not alone
I believe it is both actually
He might be a Subcommander in command of a sub!
Well if Angus McFife is the commander of all armed forces, And Hootsman isn't in the military cuz of you know.. being a deity and all, (very time consuming, probably not enough time for hobbies) - then yes.
Ralathor is a Subcommander (2nd in command) who's the primary commander of a sub.
well, since he continues playing the drum, giving zero f***s about his submarine being blasted into oblivion i'd say if any he's a Subcommander, leaving all responsabilities to hes Sub Commander
0:13 "Fight for the ancient stories"
Sir, we are in space, please put the hammer down
Rando: no he loves his hammer *gets hit*
Angus: YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN!?
BUT THAT'S HERESY
@@Zarryon12 *Rando, bleeding on his broken ribs that pierced his lung* "Angus McFife? More like Anus McFucked... Hail Zargo-" *gets his head smashed like a water melon*
"Put The Hammer Down" is a song from one of Powerman 5000's only good albums, before they got big.
40k wants to have a word with you.
Angus: **can fly through space and destroy anything with the Gloryhammer**
Also Angus: **sings idly on the bridge of his ship as his entire armada gets annihilated**
seriously, how many subs did they lose to Zargothrax's 3 cruisers?
Tactics and superior armaments make all the difference!
@@michaelcarman9820 Umm, I think angus is the one with 3 cruisers
@@aritraroy6592 nope, the hootsforce ia the submarine army
Not to mention the litteral god the Hollywood Hootsman just sitting in the back.
Lyrics:
All across the land of Fife, grim chaos reigns supreme
Shackled by the mind control of the dark lord of Dundee
Yet still there lies the chance of hope now Angus has returned
The sigil of the Hootsforce in the sky tonight will burn
Fight for the king, For the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Forces of resistance, it is time to make a stand
No longer will Lord Zargothrax enslave our ancient land
Sub Commander Ralathor, engage your nuclear force
The battlefield of Cowdenbeath is where we'll set our course
In a submarine, beneath the seas
Of Achnasheen, we remain unseen
But now the time, has come to rise
Ascend into the skies
HOOTS FORCE
Fight for the king, For the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, In a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, We must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise
Soon the epic battle would be fight. As Angus flew across the Highlands, towards his final destiny on the battlefields of Cowdenbeath, he thought back on the many battles he had seen in his life. Fighting goblins on the moon...destroying the Earth to save the galaxy...slaying undead unicorns in the streets of Strathmiglo...it was all leading up to this moment the one final battle to defeat Zargothrax for all time.
Obscure Metal: *exists*
Napalm Records: Hey kid, you want us to publish this?
And thank the metal gods for such.
And thats why napalm records is just fun.... They know they are the weird idiot of the record label and they are fucking proud of that
@@rivahoukes1554 And we all love them because of that!
He thinks hyper generic power metal is obscure HA
@@rivahoukes1554 - For proof, see Christopher Bowes and his Plate of Beans.
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for fife
For the power and the glory
All across the land of fife, grim chaos reigns supreme
Shackled by the mind control of the dark lord of dundee
Yet still there lies the chance of hope now angus has returned
The sigil of the hootsforce in the sky tonight will burn
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise
Hootsforce!
We are the hootsforce!
Hootsforce!
We are the hootsforce!
Forces of resistance, it is time to make a stand
No longer will lord zargothrax enslave our ancient land
Sub commander ralathor, engage your nuclear force
The battlefield of cowdenbeath is where we'll set our course
In a submarine
Beneath the seas
Of achnasheen
We remain unseen
But now the time
Has come to rise
Ascend into the skies
Hoots force
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for fife
For the power and the glory
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise
Hootsforce!
We are the hootsforce!
Hootsforce!
We are the hootsforce!
"Captain what are your orders ? "
FIGHT FOR THE KING AND THE HAMMER AND THE RING
Phoenix according to Christopher Bowes responce to me tagging him asking about it on Reddit it refers to, and I quote, “The Ancient PowerRing of Hamish McCaullich”
@@RockyPixel Lore!
@@RockyPixel Huh, I thought it was just Angus' signet ring he worse as king.
@@RockyPixel oh,so another artifact... Btw,does anyone know what happened to the amulet of justice?
Clear and concise
The fact GloryHammer doesn’t have more fans is criminal. I feel like I’m listening to a fantasy movie in music form….. this whole band’s existence is underrated
I find the best way to describe what Gloryhammer is is "If a power metal band played D&D and then sang about their campaign!"
@@virgoleo81 Try searching for "Heavy Mithril" sometime, it's an entire genre. You might need to misspell it as "Mithral" though (thanks Tolkien.)
They kinda kneecapped their growth with the controversies. Especially after appearing in that VR space viking game.
"Sir, a message from the enemy commander! He says he is here to drink our beer and steal our rum at the point at a gun. All our alcohol, to him will fall".
"He also said he came back through time to fight the viking foe" (feel like thats more appropriate for the GH lore)
@@firstconsul7286 If you listen to the part at 0:20 and sing the lyrics for "Drink" from Alestorm, it's almost a perfect fit.
@@SightUnseen555 Its sped up but yeah
Best crossover ever
@@SightUnseen555 Thanks for the comment, I now made this as a mashup and with some editing, it's really a good fit
Gloryhammer did all the drugs so we didn’t have to.
Ummmm I wanted to. *Rolls another blunt*
Endless line of coke
@@flawer1316 why does that sound like a magic item? The Line of Many Fevers: you see some motherfucking shit.
At once lol
What drugs were you on when you wrote this?
-yes
"Fly me closer I want to smash them with my hammer" -Angus McFife XIII
Smh Angus could just fly himself
I think it's on the cards the McFife's have an offshoot from the family tree going by the name of Sisko...
@@smiddlehurst1 DRIVE ME CLOSER GUARDSMAN! I WISH TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
What's a hammer? He's swinging around a laser powered goblin smasher
@@matthewdarocha8243 And also a thunder-striking wizard thrasher
Not much to say, but this was not just the first Gloryhammer Song i have ever heard, it also was the first Power Metal Song for me to listen to. Now it all seems gone, I dont know if this is a bit to emotional over "just" a band, but yes, i am really sad that they seperated. I doubt that anyone can replace Thomas, so I am not just gonna say Goodbye Thomas, but also Goodbye Gloryhammer.
Hoots!
Well, Angus McFife did die at the end of Legends of the Galactic Terrorvortex. But yeah, I'm sad too.
My story is basically the same as yours. So sad to hear they separated.
Well Thomas is now on solomission as Angus McSixx.
Oh no, it's not too much at all. My heart sank when I heard Daft Punk separated -- Interstella 5555 was the first rock (synth?) opera I watched in full.
I still stand by my statement that Angus and Zargothrax are the two lost Primarchs of Warhammer 40K
best comment thus far
I would never agree more to anything ever
hootsman the 5th chaosgod? :D
@@JamLpOtHeAd ehhhhh more like 7th if we are counting malal and the one the tao brought into existence.....
was thinking this whould be good for warhammer there gloryhammer so probably influenced
Synth-pop powered space-time warefare.
The world needed this, Gloryhammer delivered it.
Amen to that brotha.
"BRING US AROUND, I wanna hit 'em with my space hammer"
I appreciate the reference
Killercomma YES, COMMANDER!
Fly me closer I want to hit them with my hammer.
For the God-King of Unst!
D R I V E M E C L O S E R
I'm discovering a new band every 2 days.
Started with Alestorm, then Sabathon, Powerwolf and now Gloryhammer.
Didn't knew I would love this so much
Wait until you hear diggy diggy hole
@@deplya8537 brothers of the mine, rejoice !
This is the standard progression we all go through, it's those 4 bands in any order.
@@candyman9635 sounds like the holy rectangle of metal
For me, it was Manowar, Sabaton, Powerwolf, Gloryhammer.
"Why the space submarines?"
....
*smack* "DON'T EVER QUESTION THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS GLORYHAMMER AGAIN!"
What else would you expect SPACE MARINES to fly around in?!
the answer to why subs i think can be found in the lyrics they are a rebellion on a do or die all or nothing mission final battle with and evil mind controlling emperor the ships are subs as they were hidden in the deep ocean to avoid discovery before they were ready
EDIT here are the relevant lyrics
All across the land of Fife, grim chaos reigns supreme
Shackled by the mind control of the dark lord of Dundee
Yet still there lies the chance of hope, now Angus has returned
The sigil of the Hootsforce in the sky tonight will burn
Forces of resistance, it is time to make a stand
No longer will Lord Zargothrax enslave our ancient land
Sub Commander Ralathor, engage your nuclear force
The battlefield of Cowdenbeath is where we'll set our course
In a submarine beneath the seas of Achnasheen we remain unseen
But now the time has come to rise ascend into the skies (Hoots force)
@@erubianwarlord8208 or they could be sub-space submarines like in Space Battleship Yamato.
If you look at a map of Scotland, You will find Holy Lock near Dundee, the US Navy has a submarine base there.
@@erubianwarlord8208 I like to think that it was originally a fleet of normal submarines that the hootsforce salvaged and then retrofitted and converted them into spaceships to fight Zargothrax.
Can we just take a moment for the citizens of Fife where at least two dimensions have seen enough bloodshed to make doom metal enthusiasts positively cream themselves? Yet by the power of the King they'd go right back at it.
Fucking love power metal.
Slaughter more peasants in Auchtermuchty
Planet: Let's send a spaceship to space
GloryHammer, the intellectuals: Let's put a rocket on a submarine
Correction: Let's put a hyperdrive on a submarine!
"It works in KSP"
Never thought I could use that quote in any relation to this.
Dean Space Drive
@@TonksMoriarty if you are looking for an existing airtight hull and power source, seems like you could do worse than a nuclear sub. There would be issues such as cooling...
They're made to keep pressure out, not in though. Wouldn't hold air in a vacuum well.
Helldivers 2 going hard
2:58 "Sir could you please stop singing and swinging around your larp hammer, we are being attacked and need orders!"
**breaths in for the 8th key shift**
Best comment xD
Shoot the badguys should be order enough ... now get Angus close enough for hammer action!!!!
He told someone to engage nukes in this.
@@bookworm3696 haha, glad I'm not the only one noticing that
Some music videos just show the band performing the song.
Gloryhammer shows us submarines in space fighting evil wizards.
Can imagine them going to Napalm Studios and pitching their idea for the music video
Napalm Studios: "So what is the music video about?"
GLORYHAMMER: "Yes"
These guys are like the Power Rangers of Power Metal and I mean that as the highest possible compliment. \m/
No lie, I'd watch that show
@@WeirdPros But what name would the show go by? Hootsforce or Hoots Rangers?
@@ElijahCarrows Hootsforce. Don't want to get sued.
Actually the Grail Knights are the power rangers of metal. xD
@@Cpt50Caliber Good point. Hootsforce it is, now let's see if Gloryhammer approve of this :D
With Angus out of Gloryhammer, galaxy is in real danger now. Damn Zargothrax, he did it.
Pirates always win.
So will the new hero be Angus the 14th or a new person?
@@Jinxanator66 I assume this is the end of the Fife bloodline...but I've been wrong before.
"How would you like your power metal sir?"
"With a looooot of cheese, please."
That's most power metal, Though I think Twilight Force feels a little less cheesy.
If your power metal isnt at least a bit cheesy youre doing it wrong
@@ratoh1710 Lifetime of war.
I feel like that's the bulk of power metal out there, ultimately. Not necessarily a bad thing though.
@@twominutepenalty Cheese is delicious when used well. Both in music and cooking that holds true.
Some mad production value for these music videos. This album is fucking amazing 🤘
I've commented on it before, but I so desperately want to be the set designer, costume designer, or propmaker for Gloryhammer
THIS IS ALESTORM - DRINK OF THE FUTURE
Dad: I can't decide what my favorite submarine movie is, it's between Das Boot and Hunt for Red October.
Me: There is another........
This comment is so relatable.
Das Hoot.
@@Scrubworks Well done
@@peacemaster8117 very true
U571
I started playing Crusader Kings and thanks to Gloryhammer I can identify a few Scottish counties, so that's a plus too
DUUUUUUUDE, What magical musical corner of the internet have I just discovered?
Right!? I just grew a fucking beard listening to this!
This leads you down a set of magical radio stations
CptMcquacken , you need to search up Grailknights Pumping Iron Power!
The best kind
You founf some metsl that was mafe after someone played a lighthearted 40k rpg campaign with the homies and they thought "yo this is good but what if we made some badass tunes of this campaign"
Hey guys what do you think we should fight for?
Lancealot: The king!
Thor: The hammer!
Sauron: The ring!
Deckard Cain: The Ancient Story! (Stay awhile and listen)
Peasants: Fight for your life!
Slytherin: Power and Glory!
MY GOD! Why only 10 likes? Seriously though, this comment is great. I seldom like comments or find them funny but this is great.
In hoots we trust
yup
thank you for making my day better
69 likes keep it that way
Sadly the wishes of 69 people have been ruined
Tactical officer: TORPEDO HIT ON THE NUMBER FIVE ENGINE!!!!!!!!!! MY LORD DO WE - and he's singing again.
Nav officer: *slumped in chair and utterly unconcerned* Yup, he is.
Tactical officer: We're gonna die this time are we?
Comms officer: *also unconcerned and drinking tea* We've survived so far.
ngl this had me in stitches!
Underrated
Nah, the Hootsman will probably show up like normal... Maybe he'll detonate a neutron toe this time?
Just found out about Thomas being fired from the band. I'm sorry but he will always be Angus McFife and his legend will live on forever in the Gloryhammer universe. I hope Thomas finds a new future with a new band. He's too good to be kept away.
Wait what? The lead vocalist left Gloryhammer??!?!?!!
@@lankylizard7318 According to Thomas, he was kicked out of the band via e-mail. Apparently they've been having some issues for some time.
@@rabenhexe964 the band members are f-ed up, there's some leaked images showing a lot of shit. They really messed with the wrong fans.
Definitely won't ever be the same without Thomas 😩
@@reclaimer2019 link?
Why do I feel they all had a ton of fun making this?
Because they probably did.
oh they absolutely did... Christopher Bowes puts a tonne of effort into both amusing his fans and his band, just look at any of the videos alestorm have done, the other band he founded.
CUZ THE DID
@@user-nh4zm6xj5d VOID CAPTAIN, WHY ARE YOU HERE INSTEAD OF THE OUTER DARK
@@JudicialBrat Shhh silence young one for I am not here nor there only here when the need arises *swallows fish*
Today, I found out in an interview that Thomas Winkler is a lawyer in Switzerland. Imagine him being your lawyer:
"I shall win your case for the glory of Dundee, and crush the evil hordes of Zargothrax known as the Jury, should they try to stop our mighty crusade!"
I do find it hilarious that I can get my legal documents notarized by Angus McFife.
I'd pay every dollar I had just for him to be my lawyer, even if I went to jail, oh well. Least I would have a kick ass musical track as I am being pulled away
He is a notary, not a lawyer.
"...
*all this for a loaf of bread!?*"
lol
Song? Awesome
Video? Epic
Hammer? Full of glory
Dundee? Powerful
Hotel? Trivago
Red Curiosity seriously, Curiosity?
Epic War? Is Fight
Trivago, hahaha
Angus? McFife.
epic battle?(is) fight
I wish you the best, Prince of the Land of Fife.
I hope to see Thomas soon in the next projects.
Soon, very soon. One doesn't strike a deal with Napalm Records without any songs ready.
3:14
CAPTAIN! We're under heavy fire and our systems are failing! What are your orders?
K E Y C H A N G E ! ! ! !
Gloryhammer has some of the most satisfying key changes ever
My inner nerd is thankful I've found this band.
Hell my OUTER nerd is thankful!
BY HOOTS! This is just one giant brick of epic!!!
Damn why have I only heard of this masterpiece now?!?
All they’re tells a story and it’s wellllll hmm very much Disney but it’s awesome
Bro you're in for a wild ride. I suggest you start with The siege of Dunkeld, The Land of unicorns, Rise of the chaos Wizard, August McFife, GloryHammer (song name), Universe on fire and OF COURSE The fire of ancient Cosmic. A few of my personnal favs.
@@NotForAnimals see for Angus mcfife, was there a different singer initially?
Yeah, the singer in this video is the original one. He now started his own band called Angus McSix, but there‘s no music out yet.
Same
I love how the hammer wiggles a bit when moved, even the hammer can't help but to headbang.
Epic!
Didn't expect to find a puopular roblox youtuber here,lol.Checked your account cause of the registered check mark thing.
I was just gonna dismissively call this "Alestorm in SPAAAACE" but turns out that's literally what it is.
Makes at least me wonder what they would come up with while collaborating together in a music video.
Isn't Christopher Bowes their keyboardist?
@@TheDuduzinhobr Yeah, Chris is the founder and keyboardist for Gloryhammer. He tours mostly with Alestorm though, being the lead vocalist. (Back when touring was possible anyway)
@@dragonoax but he isn't the wizard in the music videos, is he?
@@McJusti He is the wizard in the music videos, he just doesn't have time to play live with Gloryhammer due to being a key part of Alestorm.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS RECORD LABEL.
I think imperium guardsmen would be much less depressed if they had this kind of propaganda.
Hope is heresy!
...what? It is!
Hope is not heresy brothers for it comes from The God Emperor.
@@anzelmgrzyb3982 friendship on the other hand.....
im the 100th like
@@_d-- Friendship is magic and therefor is heresy!
Hail Hoots!
1. This is "Universe on Fire" of this album (the stand out track)
2. Make a Hootsdamn movie! Crowdfund it!
And ot must be just has cheesie as these videos. I will not except anything better!
We should make a petition on change on it!
No, "Legend of the Astral Hammer" is the stand out of that record.
Eh, I didn't like Universe on Fire that much. I'm more of a Questlords of Inverness kinda guy.
Fuck yes. I would watch a whole series of cheese-embracing Sci-fi B+ movies based on Gloryhammer albums.
ALL THE CHEESE!
Where do I sign if I want to join the Hootsforce?
**gay clapping**
„They want you! They want you! They want you, as a new recruit!“
Black Simon ok that made me chuckle
IF?!?!
Look to the heavens to find the glowing owl and you will know.
when did the quest lords of inverness turn into death knights if inverness?
Bro got facial animation scale to 200 %
War: **exists**
Angus McFife: **waves hammer around wildly and sings about it**
Then there's Sabaton...
@@bliss3599 Well..
AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
@@thomasbursitzky coming down the mountainside
Drum-powered space submarines with nordic hammers with medieval captains with circular plasma pianos
The way I see it, each part of the band controls a part of the ship. The guitars are in charge of weapons on both ships, which is why when zargothrax has the better guitar solo he destroys much of the hootsforce fleet. On the submarines, the drums are engineering and they’re in charge of keeping the ship functioning after zargothrax’ devastating attack. On the other side, zargothrax’ piano is engineering there, which is why we see the piano right by the power display. Angus captains his ship and commands the fleet, tying it all together against zargothrax’ attack
I admire your skill to interpret such things out of a video racked to the top with bullshit!
retro
Not bullshit, but epicness
They must've taken piloting lessons from Basara Nekki, who also pilots via guitar
So... in the Gloryhammer Universe (or, I guess, Multiverse now?) the ultimate weapon is not, in fact a hammer but the Space Battleship Yamato with Brian May installed in the engine room? I... uh, actually, that kinda works in canon doesn't it?
When the salamanders bring home the last Vulcan artifact and the Black Legion attacks them: