The MP5 Player.
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hi
Hii
you didn't notice that it was also a MUISC player!
It even says so on the box!
Also the front of the player says it's the big boy version; the 7018 plus.
James channel is actually so cool. Video format is like dankpods, but instead of Wade, it's James and the main topic is obscure game consoles.
Ddt rusher
If the mp5 player doesn't just play submachine gun noises, I'll be thoroughly disappointed
I thought I was gonna be the first one to mention it being a gun.
@@keeler1160 gotta slap the shit out of it to get it to load a playlist. 👌
I better be able to complete the generalplan ost with this
Ah finally a digital music player to suit the daily life of an American!
The SD cards are the magazines hehe.
James is a true mate to immediately go, "Oh it needs that!" A true man of character to combine nuggets like that.
James channel has been awesome
Totally, didn't even flinch, love that :D
A true Yes And master
I swear, the tone in his voice when he said that was amazing.
Just the full and immediate commitment makes him the truest of mates.
ah yes, the classic MP5 player allows you to play your favorite "sounds" with supported formats such as 9mm, 10mm and .22LR
The ATF would like to know your location
Funny thing is that there is a 7.62 variant by technicality because the g3 is basically a full power rifle version of the mp5
@@cthulhurage4580there's also a 5.56 version of the MP5... for some reason
@@cthulhurage4580iMac G3
@xXRealXx they developed it as a quick alternative to the m16. The g11 had to fail before they caved in and made the g36
I remember playing my MP5 loudly in public. It was so loud people were running everywhere
mp5 is just the chinese version of mp4
@@jukeboxmillie American version*
@@koritsuuGerman version*
*dick
Me too. Some of them had even fallen asleep for some reason.
I love how James isn't 3ven out of his car. Wade tells him the 'project' for the day and he's totally up for it. This is why these two are pals.
3ven lol
@@meeponyt Yeah wrote that on my phone and TH-cam mobile has a weird glitch where you can't really edit comments. H3he
@@scottvogel8477 if you hold it you can edit them. also you can hook up a mouse and click it. idk it’s weird, you can also hold down on the add thumbnail button to add a custom thumbnail without ur channel being verified. it’s a bit of trial and error each time u try and get the perfect amount of hold and the perfect spot, it’s so weird lol
@@dotcinematics On desktop it works fine,just mobile gets stuck in a weird loop that I can't edit the text field.
@@scottvogel8477Never had that problem myself, and I only use YT on mobile. Might be 'user error'
Those were all the rage back in the day. You brought an MP5 to school, everyone wanted to be your friend.
this could mean two things
@@amogoose2971 It means the other one
B-but what other thing? 💀
@@Miguel_Angel51 *G U N*
@@64bitpeanut -starts megalovania-
Fun fact:
MPEG-5 is an actual thing. It's a very new video conferencing standard, which this thing most definitely doesn't support. It uses 2 video codecs: EVC and LCEVC. EVC is a high efficiency oriented codec, similar to AV1. LCEVC is designed for low resource consumption; being able to run as a shader on the GPU without dedicated hardware encoding. It does this by first encoding the video in an existing codec, then extracting the differences between the original frame and the encoded frame. Special algorithms are used to compress this data and send it to the decoder where it is reconstructed and added on top of the frame encoded by the base codec.
Woah
I like your funny words, magic man
But the original MP5 is just a renamed MP4 file
MP5 is basically HEVC.
I believe any codec can run as a shader.
@@fungo6631 You can run LCEVC on top of HEVC. Many codecs CAN run as a shader, but not very well (you could run text parsing as a shader as well, doesn't mean it makes sense to). Some of Nvidia's older GPUs used their SMs for PARTS of the encoding process for codecs that weren't fully supported by dedicated hardware yet. It would be extremely inefficient to run an ENTIRE codec as a shader. Developers already have a hard enough time getting software encoders to fully saturate the 10s of SIMD lanes per a CPU core, let alone thousands. Many encoders have a slight single-core bottleneck (I think this might be the final lossless encoding step, but I'm not sure), meaning that they may need to encode videos in separate chunks for each core. If you did manage to write a (normal) codec as a shader, you'd have lots of SIMD lanes idling around and doing nothing, while waiting for other lanes that took diverging code paths/are running other instructions to finish.
1:15
I love how it even says that it plays _SWF_ files. Like fuck yeah bro, I can download all my favorite 2007 Newgrounds flash cartoons and play them in my 2014 Ford Escape
take a guess what swf files remind me of
Of nswf material, I presume @@gamecubeplayer
Jesse, play Ankha zone on the mp5 player
Even if we scaring the hoes
I remember hearing (in around the late 2000s or so) about a device that could play SWF files and automatically assumed I could play Neopets games on it but realised that there was no Internet connection so I wouldn't have been able to send the score and get Neopoints for my Neopets account. 🥴
@@kbhasi I want to find out what it’s name is
This gives a whole new meaning to "Blasting your MP5 at school".
Underrated comment
real
this went from a music enthusiast to a school shooter real quick
Blasting your MP5 at school : 9:34
@@rio.nandika *breathing intensifies*
I still remember my friend's "mp7" "smartphone". It had a pull up antenna for TV reception, Java games and more. He was so proud of it
Write once, run everywhere.
Write everywhere, run once
Now that's one Personal Defense Smartphone.
haha mp7 go brrrrrrrrr
write once, debug everywhere.
I love how James has become completely acclimated to the insanity that is your garage. "We're giving the van MP5 compatibility." "Oh yeah, it needs that." Didn't skip a beat.
ooo I got the bigger number model it must be better🤣🤣🤣
I did read "didn't skip a beat" and still wasn't ready to how ready James was, God damn 😂
Here in Brazil, as a marketing strategy, stores would sell so called mpsevens, mp10s etc. Each additional feature meant a MP. A stylus, radio, TV, and so on. Based on the idea that mp3 would play music and mp4 would play music+video.
did anyone sell mp2s or mp1s?
@@Green24152 fellow Brazilian here, not as far as I'm aware. However, I've seen my fair share of MP20s. It was a phone that looked more like an analog camera than anything, but had "plenty" of features, like OP said.
@@_lauramarketing darn
Before the smartphone, here in Brazil, we had up to MP10. Once you added TV to a video player, it became an MP5. And every feature thereafter added a number to it.
Lmao
so basically the mp10 you mentioned is "media player which have 10 more features" ? neat
@@GundAme412 IIRC with MP7 you could even play NES games!
still great naming than sony
That's actually pretty cool.
So nice to see Wade collaborating with small channels like Garbage Time.
Huh? It's his other channel!!!!!!!
@noahjgladwell lmao pls
@@noahjgladwell*whoosh*
@@faeinthebayHuh? It’s his other channel!!!!!!!!
Also featuring the LTT skrew driver, maybe that small channel will sell a few more of them
I remember seeing a claw machine that promised not only the potential to win an mp5 player, but also an mp6 player too
can't wait for the MP7 player
C u r s e d
Yo my great grandfather must be way head of time then, I heard when he was younger he had a MP-40.
@@pukewave69 Or the MP9
Lmao, in Brazil we had up to mp9 devices. They used to add 1 to the mp to every function they added, live tv, games, radio, and shit like that.
Everyone needs an ol’ mate like James in their lives.
i agree
New definition of "arming the nugget".
Arming a literal nugget car with an MP5.
ʜɪ☝️☝️..
IT'S GONNA BLOWJOB!
HK Slap but it's slapping a 1968 Holden Kingswood with a thong.
@@AgentTasmania *casually gives Tony an MP5SD5* come on Tony, live up to the legacy of the Soprano Tony
Weird tech like this makes the world feel more magical. Like there are hidden wizards out there endlessly producing random gadgets.
5:08 i love how he just grabs the plastic and did the most perfect cut ever
I actually owned one of these. After complaining about being sent a scam graphics card they sent me one of these as an “apology”. It lived and died in a £300 SEAT Ibiza, it did however run a subwoofer for a surprising amount of time.
Hey dude, it's fun to see you here! Best of luck with the computer builds!
Did the Seat outlive it?
@@techno1561 it actually outlived the SEAT.
I am planning to get a mk2 Ibiza facelift 1.9 sdi when i get a licence as a first car
Didn’t expect to see you here, live your vids!
As a firearms enthusiast, I was expecting something else inside of that box
AKA a Psychopath
@@AthosJosue What? Are you calling gun enthusiasts psychopaths?
@@skibur848he is right.
@@Frezri69objectively incorrect
@@AthosJosue Tell me you've lived a sheltered life without telling me you've lived a sheltered life.
James'reaction was gold. He has no idea what he's in for, but hears "Were putting an mp5 into the donkey van" and goes "Oh it needs that." immediately. No hesitation.
Mad respect, a bunch of dudes modding a janky car, and enjoying every moment ❤
Ah yes MP5, America's favourite noise maker! 🔫🇺🇸🦅
*favorite
Spelling favorite with a U was very UNAMERICAN of you 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
I wish Americans could get an MP5.
Made in Germany
@@connertomaterhater6691closest we get is the SP5 sadly
Love seeing the LTT screwdriver pop up in random places. Still amazes me how it’s genuinely a superior screwdriver.
Was going to say the same thing j until I saw your comment
Its not a good screwdriver mate
I genuinely had a neuron activation moment when I saw it, but I thought afterwards that it was just a generic ratcheting multi tip screwdriver. I don't recall the ltt one having a red ring?
@@lostskull7467 I had the same thought, but I think it might be the white balance/color correction because of the sun beaming in?
PB Swiss makes a far superior ratcheting screwdriver for roughly the same cost and has far superior bits
For half the cost of the LTT screwdriver you can get the Williams ratcheting screwdriver, which is literally the Snap-On ratcheting driver w/o the Snap-On name
The way you said HECVX made it sound like it's a super dodgy Lebanese restaurant in a dodgy suburb that makes the best food you've ever had
Side note, you know a Lebanese place is good when you walk in and see dozens of photos of the owner with various footy players
Dude I randomly got your video recommended and boy was I not disappointed. Too funny, we really enjoyed it.
The MP5 player asking you to enable USB debugging to connect your phone at 7:02 is genuinely terrifying
Is this really necessary? Or is it just had isntructions?
@@bland9876 Allowing USB debugging gives the host an unreasonable level of access to your phone. It can quietly install arbitrary apps, extract data, or do pretty much anything without notifying or asking you. It's intended to be used for development and nothing else. An "MP5 player" asking for USB debugging has got to be either insane incompetence or it wants to install malware
For cheep device it usually for screen mirror on the screen. I used to own one of these junk
It cost 30$ brand new
It's probably just stupid, but it could be malicious too!
Like I needed those permissions to install a different bios or whatever they call it in android to school provided android tablet
MP5! Can’t believe how fast time flies
This is a wonderful introduction to your channel(s). I hope to watch every one of your videos eventually.
2:21 I love that you can hear the distant laughter
MP5 is a gimmick name for portable video player in China around late 2000 if I remember correctly. It's sort of natural "evolution" from "MP4" players, which are palm sized portable video and MP3 players.
I think MP4 wasn't a format then, so you'd have an "MP4 player" not being able to play MP4 🤔
@@mipmipmipmipmip MP4 has been around since 2001, mp4 players where definitely a thing in the late 2000s lol.
Yup. MP5 was a legit format in China. It was "not significantly different from MP4" but it was a legit format.
@@kholdstare90 I think ryu refers to the naming scheme, not format. Where did you get that info? Existence of "MP5" players predates MPEG 5 layer I (which is not really out yet) by 20 years. I don't think there was ever such format (except that unfinished modern one, the h266 alternative), because even obscure formats would have at least partial support, but no reports of such thing e.g. in ffmpeg. Unless it was simply different FourCC (still, no hint of mp5 in any of 4cc lists), but that doesn't make a format, same as renaming foo.j2k to foo.j3k doesn't make "jpeg 3000".
Back in the day, I saw they sell MP6, MP7, up to MP11. They simply added one more "feature" to the device and went up one number.
7:28 yes my two favorite formats,
"Multimedia Player Version 5" and "Marvel Cinematic Universe".
Aldrich Killian really be scrapping the bottom of the barrel to win against Tony Stark
For real
Tony Stark's car be like
Machinen Pistole
Is it chambered in 9mm
I put a very similar one that I picked up off of Amazon for $20, and its still working as horribly as day one 4 years later. Even after suffering through 110°F summers and -25°F winters. I honestly don't hate the thing. Sounds better than the two channel stock unit my truck came with, and the little backup camera dingy still works even after being bashed open multiple times.
I've got a similar one which came with a fancy flip out screen. It still pretty much works despite having a few tantrums
MP3: spell to send sounds into a subject's mind
MP4: spell to send images into a subject's mind
MP5: spell to send objects into a subject's mind
If you don't want sht thrown at you, you better plug the thing on, so the stuff will be delivered in a slightly safer manner
That's a really funny way to define "gun"
@@viruscumorukwhat?
Mp5 just uploads 3d models to your brain
@@MicahS70T5M actually... mp5 could be a 3d media format. like 2d videos except the interface allows you to rotate around the scene and view it in more detail. as a bonus, the media can also be viewed in 3d
This was a fucking rollercoaster of an introduction to this channel, loved every minute of it
right!?😂
Your username makes me puke in my mouth
dont say the f word
@@sandragares1146 dude are you like 7 years old lmao
no
"MP1...that's music for cavemen." I LOL'D!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
9:24 you will regret that with cheap electronics 😂
Should of played thx theme
Wade: “We’re gonna put this bespoke bootleg head unit in the donkey van today!”
James: “Oh right, it needs that.”
Everyone truly does need a James to go along with dumb ideas for the sake of it.
After the zip tie fan belt and vodka fuel for the nugget, there's nothing James isn't willing to do for a video
Proves that Wade is just the enabler. James is the true bringer of chaos.
*No People Are Harmed During The Making Of This Comment..*
the MP5 does exist. it's a German submachine gun developed by H&K, chambered in 9mm (or .40SW or 10mm).
Or 22lr
obligatory fuck .40SW
@@mrmolasses5888mp5 in 22lr sound really funny
@@HBP27they’re really fun to shoot, mine isn’t automatic though
Whooosh
Loved the collab with Garbage Time. Hard to tell you guys apart sometimes!
01:26
where is the mp5? Bro, it's written on the front of the box!.
man,the guy who design the product is so genius!
Bros sarcasm is so dogshit he had to edit his comment 🥱☝️
Used to have a portable MP5 and the "5" was for playing games. To be specific, a surprisingly funcional NES emulator.
Was it one of those Nintendo Switch clones?
@@pabblo1 nah this was like 2009
used to have a portable mp5?
Fun Fact: When I was a young hoodlum back in the '80's , I was in a halfway house with a guy who had converted a car stereo into a regular home stereo. He had even made a small wooden box to mount the headshell in. Pretty sure he relapsed and died, but what a genius he used to be.
In some countries it made sense. Because of higher import taxes on home stereos or that tv and home radios had licensing fees.
This is exactly what I use for my computer speakers, an automotive amplifier bolted to a 12 volt power supply, both from the 1980s.
There's a bar here where the owner has just a car radio as a stereo in the bar too and in a nice custom black wood box.
I think at some point they weren't that uncommon but nowadays it's probably pretty rare to see anyone caring for such thing but it totally works well is for subwoofers since you can buy crazy loads of power for cheap with used old car cheap crap audio that will still make a huge kick at home though not the best...
I have 2 sony 6x9 car speakers for my desktop, and I have my 4 channel car amp and subwoofer running on a pc power supply ive modded to work with car audio, only thing im missing is the headunit lol
@@Delta132 Sony Explode? 😁
I had 3 nice JBL 2x6 in my old car and they were awesome, I still haven't put them on my current car cause I didn't want to cut the trunk cover or whatever it's called and pass new wiring...
While at work (at home since pandemic) i watch your vids between calls and you really make my day. Your voice overs are priceless😅
Keen to see this eventually evolve into the mp9, really excited for that, can't wait.
Imagine mp40
@@fishii8237mp1983992929
I love how James is so used to Wade's shenaniganery that he didn't even question what MP5 is before agreeing
As an IT person I am flabbergasted to learn that they are allowed to print such damnable lies and false format information. Who could have ever allowed for such an atrocity? Also Frank is the best. Thank you for all your content!
Plus it probably could spontaneously combust.
It's Chinese so obviously it would be the biggest of lies.
Not that i'm sure mp5 was used by non Chinese marketing also
I mean it could probaly do 1080p, but at a reeeeeeeeeally shitty bitrate, probaly with flac as well
china
Did bro forget China existed
I think I had one of these in my first car I bought. It was a used 2001 Toyota Corolla lol. But I actually appreciated this, it allowed me to connect my phone with Bluetooth and play music through my cars speakers. Enough for me.
The Heckler & Koch MP5 (German: Maschinenpistole 5) is a submachine gun which fires 9x19mm Parabellum cartridges, developed in the 1960s by Heckler & Koch. There are over 100 variants and clones of the MP5, including some semi-automatic versions. The MP5 is one of the most widely used submachine guns in the world, having been adopted by over forty nations and numerous military, law enforcement, intelligence, and security organizations.
Man mp4 was so good they just HAD to make mp5
Yep. They did.
Here before this blows up
I think the Germans agree the MP40 is pretty good
I’m just waiting for the mp5 slim
mp5/10 is good too
You know it's gonna be a great day when _both_ Wade and James are laughing maniacally.
she can't do mp4's there's no way she can do mp5's dude just no way.🤣🤣🤣
This would actually be such a nice thing to have in an old car. The Bluetooth and the capability to watch movies is really nice
Bought Meze 99 Neos, they're arriving tomorrow. Very excited, and thank you for exposing us to the glory that is Meze :)
Cant believe Wade broke to area 51 just to get MP5 player, bro's an absolute menace
DUDE! WHERE AREN'T YOU?
Truly devious licks
Yes, I can tell that cashies and area 51 are the same thing.
Can’t wait to see what are they gonna be when release MP7
waiting till they release mp5k
@@gorts_brothers_brother1072 waiting for mp9
MP69
What about UMP?
MP-40
This is definitely an improvement from the MP40. Wasn't expecting so much innovation in just a year
Thanks for the laughs, you bloody clowns! This was freaking hilarious. I am now a new subscriber 😂😂😂
6:20 "we don't exist" 😅😅
If you can't slap that MP5,
you ain't keeping the dream alive
mp5 is the chinese version of mp4
@@jukeboxmilliemachine pistol 5
@@jukeboxmillieno
@@MouldyCheez Maschinenpistole, it's German.
Imagine telling your friend that you're gonna bring you MP5 player to school
" Donkey van " got me laughing . Made my day 😂
9:34 I laughed so hard😂😂
Old: It's also 512 gigs, it's gigantic.
Kid: No, that's what you need for two MP3s nowadays😂
the MP5 player changing its volume by itself is just lovely
I love how all the channels are slowly crossing over with each other, you wanted to have them separate but you must assimilate
James incredibly positive response after just opening his door and probably not knowing he's being recorded is everything to me now.
Mp5 players have a built-in DV camera in them that lets you record videos. MP5 players are devices that work digitally to play audio and video and are updated versions of MP3s and MP4s. There are some important differences compared to earlier versions. The biggest is that the MP5 player can play files without having to reformat them from RM and RMVB format, which many video are in these days. (which means its not a file format that it runs, but multiple different formats-) also i really hope you see this because this was extensive reaearch that took me 30 minutes of staring at a white screen to learn (wiki, etc)
now that i think about it i *might* be able to make you a good one using a minicomputer-
people who own the mp5 submachine gun: ''hey wait a second i swear i have heard this before''
This MP5 slaps harder than a 9x19 parabellum
I love how one side of the box says 7018 and the other is the 7010. Make sure you put the box facing the right way for however much you plan to charge.
That was hilarious!
Wish i could afford such a high class Van with exquisite, one of a kind, future tech mp5 players like you guys... Im jealous...
10:22 A match made in heaven I'd say!
4:45 oh that sweet sweet sound of LTT screwdriver
9:51 This is what happens when you use an outdated video format. Maybe you should try again using the mp5 video format?
ikr, why would you use such garbage, "MP4"?1?1q.lq,e.q,,w, 😡
no hdmi out, how can output 1080p format?
Ooh love going to cash converters, it's where I got my ps2 and my first badminton racket.
1:48
I'm so excited to see the collaboration between these two creators!
you should get in contact with that other guy who does Drum Thing too!!
ʜɪ☝️☝️..
A Dankmus collab would be insane
they should totally like do a game video with hello i’m gaming or something
2:48 when he just rips out the fuckin' dash man
I almost died
The MP5 player is the true representation of American engineering. With the MP5 player, you can experience all your favorite rifle sounds, capture your favorite moments immersed inside the American Dream, and experience the future of technology with the official MP5 player.
But the MP5's German!
ironic considering the MP5 is made in Germany
Call me crazy but I don't think the MP5 is rifle caliber either in addition to the fact that it's a German design
Ironic because the MP5 is ludicrously expensive and clones are still mad expensive in the civilian market
op: "haha guns and america"
replies: "but the mp5's german!"
i love the internet
The way James just accepts it like “oh it needs that” is just proof that he’s the lead in the shenanigans
Edit: I need more likes
Now it only needs Jamiroquai on the card
That’s why I’m here , plus I don’t want to get fine’d for not showing up🤣
Give them dislikes instead for like begging, it pushes their comments lower.
@@nekomimicatears ok 👍
I still remember there was also mp7 and mp8, and the price range is absolutely massive back in the day.
Man and i thought that was legit fr and internationally acknowledged, but turns out it is a lie.
Though i was on elementary school so i didnt know shit
Honestly that's perfect for the donkey van. It syncs to your phone and plays scarlet fire. On a better van you'd care about whether you could hook up a reversing camera but the donkey van is immune to backing into concrete bollards so she'll be right.
8:32 Honestly surprised the trim fit around it lol
The way you casually pulled out a 512 gig to test this for two mp3s on a used 90$ car nugget instantly made my pocket hurt 😭😂 crying
You can get 512Gb Micro sd cards for like $50 CAD on sale these days, normally only $80 CAD
@@HerbaMachina i just bought one for 29 great british pounds
They cost 30€ on amazon
Your friends : Why are you in jail?
You : im using MP5 for music
I found this channel for the first time last night and I haven't stopped watching your videos! I haven't even started drinking yet and I'm cackling!
7:30... I hope It runs the new spider-man movie
7:38 imagine going into a parking lot just to hear scarlet fire playing
Bro thank you a lot for make me laugh like never before ❤
I love this arrangement of Jazz Me Blues as foreground music. very fitting
Had a friend that worked in marketing back when the whole "MP5" was a thing... According to him, "MP5" was a way to differentiate between mp3 only players and video/mp3 players. "MP5 Players" play both music and video formats
Also, there's threads on XDA-Developers for modifying this OS lol
How can you modify it? I own one just like it and I would like it to be less shit
imagine doom on this
oh wait
I was in highschool when mp5s were a thing. From how I understood it, mp3s were audio-only media players, mp4s were audio AND video media players, and mp5s they were media players AND had a 360p camera. My friends had mp5s and they'd go around taking pics of each other and stuff. This was 2008, when smartphones weren't mainstream (in my country anyway) and they (I didn't have a phone at the time) all had nokia brick phones with meh quality cameras and that 2g-MMS thingy.
2:37 really appreciate James’ enthusiasm
I'm old and have an eclectic memory, and I am fairly certain that .mp4 came into existence exactly like this before .mp4 files existed, as a chinese marketing tool for selling ipod clone .mp3 players. Nobody had ever heard of .mp4, the file formats that existed were .mpg .mpeg and .avi (and .mov and .rm), but no .mp4 at the time. Computer nerds decided to start using .mp4 to name the newer video container for open standard apple quicktime (.mov).
Media Player 5 or Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Such diverse options for a media player.
I remember i wanted to get an "mp5" player as kid, at that point i had had an mp3 player, and a few mp4 ones (only used them for mp3). It was just an mp4 player with a touch screen and i think it had a camera too. I ended up getting an android tablet instead (it was android 4.4 at the time, and dual core was a feature to advertise in the front of the box), and that was the first android device in my family (my parents were still using Nokia phones)
Average 2000's south american's childhood experience.
I love mp5's. I just wish they didn't cost more than $3000
I know that a clone from PTR, Zenith and POF isn't the same but I wouldn't mind one of them
@@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers true, they look dope