Midterms 2018: The Good, The Bad, And Ted Cruz
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 พ.ย. 2018
- Stephen breaks down midterm results from Texas, Florida, and the fun-to-say-aloud Riggleman-Cockburn matchup.
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in 1996 when I was 18, I was arrested and charged with a felony. I'm 40 years old and was never allowed to vote. thank you Florida! God bless everyone of you that voted to make that happen!
Welcome back.
You better believe it! You served your time and it's only fair. Our pleasure Aaron.
If I lived in Florida I definitely would've voted to approve that. I think it's silly that people who were convicted so long ago, haven't done anything illegal since, and maybe were young like you and just did something stupid are forever barred from voting. If you've served your time, are out of prison, and aren't still engaging in anything more illegal than downloading a song without paying occasionally, why shouldn't be allowed to vote? I'm really happy that passed.
Banjo Peppers I must say until I see voting drain the swamp I’ll never believe in the system
@@FrenkTheJoy Yeah, the only felons that aren't getting rights back are those with violent crime/murder and sexual predators. This should restore over a million people that haven't been able to vote for years.
As a Texan who voted for Beto I can say this outcome wasn’t shocking, we had an outstanding voter turn out and a democrat came within 3% of a republican but at the end of the day, Texans especially rural Texans turned a blind eye to an extraordinary man and chose a wet noodle puppet for senator, but Texas is as red as it gets and I’ll support Beto and future democrats that choose to stand up for the people of Texas
Silentstriker 97- I know how u feel.. We got here a demon in Florida as our Governor 👿
The fact he came so close is really something. Next time ted is toast.
I voted for Gillum in Florida and I'm sad but _definitely not surprised_
Texas and Florida will always have a history of being *stupid* states
#Avenatti/Beto2020
He came so close that next time he'll probably win next time especially since Trump's economic polices are probably going to have a harmful effect on much of the voting base.
Pretty sure Colbert switched the glass at 1:06 to make sure he was not drinking from a glass that might have had some glass in it. Got to admit, that was a pretty glassy move.
Yeah, it’s pretty clear, crystal even.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was the right thing to do.
Wouldn't you agree?
Breakable TV/movie glass is made of sugar. *The more you know*
General Kenobi?!
It doesn't even look similar.
Almost half of us voted for Beto. So cut us some slack, we're not ALL a lost cause.
As a progressive living in Kansas, I feel you. We fortunately kicked out Kobach but we also are sending Steve Watkins to DC as opposed to Paul Davis. Can't win them all.
But of all people TEXANS voted for somebody as utterly spineless and weasily as Ted Cruz. He's probably the lowest bar to clear as a [modern] republican in Texas history. God forbid any other republican run for governor, dems are far from ever winning a Texas race.
Even in Deep Red states, probably 1 in 3 people or more are Blue People. These people are an invisible minority on the map, where the state is painted solid red. If they are uniformly distributed across a rural red expanse, then they are always less than 50% of votes in their precinct, so in a first-past-the-post voting system they have ZERO representation at the local, state, or national level.
For example, it is possible to have a state with 1 in 3 being Democratic voters, yet ALL of the state's representatives in both chambers of the U.S. Congress are Republican, none are Democrats. This is why we need proportional representation; in such a state 33% of the state's Congressional delegation should be Democratic.
Thank you!
-A Georgian with a suppressed vote.
Just half lol
By the time I finish one video, the next one has been uploaded.... is... is this........ heaven?
The Sneezing Picture
No. Sorry. Ted Cruz doesn’t exist in heaven
yes they wouldnt allow satan in heaven
@@MrShanester117Aw, man, there's _always_ a catch!
Ted Cruz won so...I'm going to say no.
Heaven is my sister's body
Smiling mich is terrifying
regular Mich is terrifying
I am from Big D = Dallas and I love my TEXAS best state period.
@@awesomegaymer5786 Ha! I was going to say the exact same thing!!
It’s so unnatural!!
He only smiles when he imagines poor people dying.
Jon playing "Heart of Glass" when Stephen shatters the case. Love it!!!
Beto lost which is unfortunate (though by a surprisingly slim margin which is.... Unheard of) but Kobach lost and my faith in humanity and Kansas's ability to cut the bullshit is restored.
Now Beto can focus on his 2020 run for president fully....either way democracy wins....temporary setback
@@luorix1908 true dat!
Davis almost won in KS so that state almost ended up with two blue districts.
At least the Dems are in the House!!!
@@Patchuchan I know right?!?! We were hoping for 2 or 3 flipping but honestly even one is pretty damn good and having another one be close means that we're making progress. It won't all be won in one night but we've won at least one battle!
Texas voting machines were switching Beto to Cruz if you selected the straight ticket option. First page would show Beto, but as soon as you hit Next, it would switch and you didn't see it until the end (which I'm sure some people missed). The state knew about the "error" for at least a week but they sure kept quiet about it. Me and a couple other people brought it up to the people working and we were asked to leave the building.
Seriously?!! This is gonna be the headline. That's just stupid.
Either you should go to your local news agency and ask them to run the story or quit bullshittn
The US really has to go back to low tech paper ballots to ensure the integrity of the voting process. It may be a bit slower regarding the count, but there's much less of a chance of tampering. It also creates jobs, if only short term ones.
Oooohhh this infuriates me. I keep "hearing"/reading about these kind of situations. It pisses me off! Damn Man, after the 2016 bullshit, you'd think, at least hope, more would have been done to prevent this from happening. Buuut NOPE! I mean why would certain people, counties, states, err, parties, want votes to be reported properly?! Ugh! Just fu**ing UGH!
@@kezkezooie8595 I honestly couldn't agree with you more. And the votes being videotaped, recorded, something damn it, as they're counted so they couldn't be changed, discarded, put in the wrong place....Basically so they couldn't be corrupted! I'm really pissed off at this. I'm over it. 2016 was a friggin' joke and I feel a lot of what happened tonight was as well. The bullshit in Georgia is on an entirely different level and I actually commend Stacey Abrams for her continuing to fight! What's happening there is a joke!
Colbert has helped me during these trying times.
RIP Stephen’s liver
The hate is strong with you young padawan.
We hardly knew ye 😔
My county, which includes Houston, overwhelmingly voted for Beto over Cruz. Too bad diversity isn't everywhere outside of big cities or Beto would have taken it. Still am very proud of myself and I'm glad that Trump has even made my little nieces take notice of the election. Hope they will continue to pay attention and hopefully participate when they are 18.
I live in Conroe myself. Voted for Beto and democrats.
O'Rourke sure talked nice, but at the end of the day as his history in the House infers, he would have been your typical democrat. I'd rather have grandpa munster Cruz.
Hey Tarrant county went blue too! :)
Beto votes for a $10 tax on oil. Only a absolute imbecile would vote someone like that into power in Texas.
@@rogerc23 This was never a part of his platform. Please do your research. Thank you.
Valiant effort Mr. O'Rourke. You've got the cojones to speak truth to power and you can build on that. You've got us ALL behind you for the next time.
When you'll lose,...again
@@thisismagacountry1318 We all have wishful thinking except: 1.- SHA NA NA NA SHA NA NA NA, HEY HEY GOOD-BYE! SHA NA NA NA SHA NA NA NA, HEY HEY GOOD-BYE! Eat my TSUNAMI AMI BLUE WAVE SPRAY!!! Muller, the SILVER SURFER is coming right at tRump on TOP of a BEAUTIFUL BLUE WAVE! Can you say I-N-D-I-C-T-M-E-N-T? Go on, I know you can. Shoe's on the other foot and your foot was squarely in your mouth. You were sore winners, how does it feel now? OK now that the steam has been blown off and I can say WITH sincerity, time for our Nation to heal. Roll up our sleeves and begin to build what had been destroyed. Lock them up! Lock them up! Lock them up! No wonder you liked that chant so much, it's catchy! GOD BLESS AMERICA
2.- AND most important, the Power of Subpoena. Tax records, bank records, money transfer records, all kinds of records. Very important in the thorough investigations of "High Crimes and Misdemeanors". It's already~in~the~works -------~(: D )
@@thisismagacountry1318 RUMP, I remember seeing your name! You're a very famous NOBODY! Beto, well, he's THE BETO. "RUMP a Stilt SKIN" sounds like some kind of third rate GAY porn star. In 2020 Beto will STILL be good-looking, charming AND Famous, he might even win the Presidency, he may not, but You'll still be UGLY and a NOBODY because even if you were famous, you would not be using your GAY porn handle, RUMPa so, who would know. I bet you work by the hour, me, I am not a WAGE SLAVE I get paid 24/7. Rump, WAGE SLAVE.
@@thisismagacountry1318 -- No comma before an ellipsis, and again you've forgotten the period at the end of the sentence. Just giving you the same careful editing that you gave someone you called "stupid" in another post.
"Consistency" is not in Trump's vocabulary. Or mind.
Word salad.
Even his lies are not consistent with each other!
I don't drink alcohol, but after I got off work tonight (ironically, I work at a bar in Fort Worth), I went to Taco Bell to help get the disguating aftertaste of Ted Cruz's win out of me!
Right🤣🤣🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
You can fell better Beto just cost democrats $70M. Hahahahahahaab. It’s not the $2B wasted on Hillary but every democrat dollar wasted is a dollar for the betterment of America. Stupid fools.
How much hot sauce did it take? We wondered this morning, what kind of kerosene Cruz needed to take the taste of Trump's little "member" out of HIS mouth!
But the ensuing diarrhea would just bring back your thoughts to Cruz.
Oh man, jumping straight into the glass-breaking with the TX call - a for real LOL from me.
Seriously, there could be broken glass shards and shit in that glass :O
But I believe he switches them under the desk. No dummies over there!
@@XprPrentice lol, good point.
And thank you for commenting! I've now watched it like 5 times, and every time I laugh
Any idea what he was drinking? Also odds are decent that the broken glass was sugar glass
*Although by not being Ted CRUZ...Beto is still a winner* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn Colbert.
We love you Beto. We are f^cking proud of you too, sir. Texas, you did well. As of this comment, only a 2 point loss. This is much to be proud of. 💙🤗
He raised 70 million double the amount of Cruz.. all from Hollywood mind you .. he got constant national coverage and still lost wtf are you proud of ? 😂
Beto and Gillum would have made historic change, I don’t have any respect for a whole half of America
Jacky Arenas they should both run together in 2020... 🙃
👏🏽
Texas really voted for someone born in Canada as opposed to Beto who was born.... in Texas. I can't breathe.
Kay Dlg that bad they not want him.
Even someone as spineless and sycophantic as Ted Cruz can win in Texas as long as he has (Rep) next to his name.
I'm not American. I don't get it. How was Cruz allowed to run in the presidential primaries if he was born in Canada?
@@shalini_sevani You don't have to be born in the US to run for office. The only position that has that rule is the president. How do you think Arnold Schwarzenegger became governor of California?
@@JoviaI1 didn't Ted Cruz run against Trump "(and 14 others) in the presidential primaries?
LMFAO, I lost it when he just grabbed the bottle and broke the glass, then stated he would save some of the broken glass to snort later 🤣 I feel you Stephen, every time I hear and/or think about Ted Cruz I share the same sentiment
1 loss Beto 2018 = 3 Big Wins ( Beto 2024 🇺🇸 )
Dead End sadboiz
Dead End- GOD FORBID!! Bite your tongue 👅😱😱😬😬😲
@Johnny Irenchi I'm 100% sure he will... And next time he's bringing the support of the west coast with him. 👌🇺🇸
@grim triX Who said anything about President in 2020 ? 🇺🇸 Beto 2024 🇺🇸
@grim triX 👌👍
I like the new element where they show the guests backstage (walking, chatting, etc.). Please, more of this! It gives a show a fresh look.
Hey, we won the house. We may not have got the senate, but we got the house, and we should consider that a victory. We have some power now. WHO'S WITH ME?
Im glad kim davis is gone, not be ause of her personal stance on gay marriage, but because she let her personal stance prevent her from doing her civic duty.
Why not both?
Well said!
Jackson Because personal beliefs that differ from mine should not be the basis for removing people from their job as long as those beliefs do not prevent people from doing there job. I detest the "virtue signaling" that is used to get people fired. Actions matter more than beliefs.
@@WiGgYof09 She's an elected official. Her opinion matters. If her opinion differs from yours, you want to remove them from office. That's LITERALLY HOW OUR SYSTEM WORKS!
George Bush could do his job. You vote for him?
@@WiGgYof09 -- You're right. If Kim Davis had said, "I object to gay marriage, I feel it's wrong," and then gone ahead and registered gay couples as the Supreme Court ordered, that would've been -- well, not fine exactly, but wouldn't have been a legal basis for firing. If she'd said, "I object to gay marriage, therefore I resign from this office," she could've pretended to be a martyr (which she pretended to be anyway), but she wouldn't have got nearly as much attention. Instead she deliberately chose the illegal action which would bring her the most attention. Glad the voters kicked her to the curb.
So we now know how thick Texans are.
Telecastvids we tried man.. we tried hard...
Garrett Haslam agreement
@@garretthaslam3869 From a Californian, thanks for trying. If only the other 51% of your state pollution weren't such ignorant jackasses. I mean.....Ted fucking Cruz? Ya'll couldve elected a decomposing cactus for all I care, and that would've been better.
voting machines were switching Beto to Cruz if you selected the straight ticket option. It's why Cruz barely campaigned. He already paid the right people off.
gotta give it up for half of Texas. this must be a nightmare for Trump's base
CONSARNIT, TEXAS! (throws down imaginary cowboy hat) I'll get mah revenge when I vote for Beto fur PRESIDENT 2020!
Please RUN, O'Rourke!
Right behind you at the polls from California, dude. Beto for pres.
Silver YEAH!!! 😁😁😁😁👏👏👏👏💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
SliverTheSpoony01 Beto! Run!
Dang blang it, Hoppy, I love that kid.
Lol!
Wait, when Melania says vote red, does that mean vote communist, I mean the scare of communism, was called the red scare
Communism is actually on the far left side of the political spectrum
Corruption and lack of care for human ethics was why the soviets are evil, yet this is somehow sooo prevalent amongst republicans ex: Cruz
@@yesman2678 Ok, and red is traditionally the colour of the left. In the US the colours switched, fairly recently
David Barton sooo that must mean modern communism should be blue, right?
Communism and original Christianity are based on similar principles... too bad humanity stepped in and principles were hijacked by greedy psychopats.
Beto/Bernie 2020!
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2020
Good plan
They will lose to trump. We already destroyed Hillary. who next
I think Cortez has a good future in politics, Beto/Cortez is a nice wombo combo too
1:04 - Kudos to Jon Baptiste for the "Heart of Glass" impov. 👏
WV here and we love the Late Show ❤️👍🏻. Some of us are still sane 😂
Live Shows are the hardest to pull off. you have nothing to fall back on except a 'plan', no script no directions, just On Stage and GO!!!!
Beto 2020 💙
R.I.P. Col-Beard 2018-2018 / R.I.P. Col-Liver 1964-2018
Jean: "Todd. I know Todd." Now that was funny.
Too bad for Texas, Florida and Georgia...
The Flight File its not over yet for Florida senate race and georgia governor race are going into recount
Nothing like having a quarterback also be the referee. Kemp has done some horrible voter suppression in Georgia. It should be a crime. Also, the voters in texas voting straight ticket were experiencing auto changes from Beto to Cruz? I'm not joking, really weird stuff.
You had ONE job Texas! Why would you keep Ted the bozo Cruze??
It's Texas.
I have a better ideea:
Let's take Florida and Texas and send them to Mexico.
Hey, I tried.
@@cezarcatalin1406 calexico back to mexico! it rhymes, so it must be true!
I voted for beto.
Can we talk about the Mississippi special Senate election for a sec?
Where the Trump backed candidate nearly tied with a dem (this is Mississippi, it doesn't get more conservative) and an opposing Republican got close to half of her votes!
Being backed by Trump is *not* a good move as long as there's moderate Republicans around and strong Democrat opposition
Can I just say how much I love Jon Batitse? Twinkling “Heart of Glass” while Stephen breaks the glass... gave me a hearty chuckle.
Jon Batiste started playing Afro Blue on the way to the ad break. The Roots and Max Weinberg 7 are getting some real competition in my heart for "greatest late night band".
BRAVO KANSAS!
Nooooo daddy Beto!
"Grand Imperial vote suppressor Kris Kobach" 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀😂😂
jean playing heart of glass was one of the best things in this video :D
5:04
Wasn't it Donnie who said this election was really a referendum on him just the other night.. 'I'm not on the ballot, but It's kinda like voting for me', or something?
Watch how fast he walks that back now.
I am not american but can any one tell me that did any one win or came close by running independent. Because I think the first thing foreigners Notice about American politics is that there are only two major parties and it's not good for democracy
It's our first-past-the-post voting system, which unfortunately but inevitably makes voting for third-party candidates equivalent to throwing away your vote. That being said, Bernie Sanders ran as an Independent and won. (The only other major candidate was Republican.)
Bernie is independent and caucuses with the Democrats
Its such an oxymoron. how can americans call themselves the GREATEST democracy yet only two parties have a chance and gerrymandering is legal.
I don't understand the American system. It doesn't look like a Democracy too me.
It wasn't always that way. Most Republicans/Democrats have been relatively moderate until the GOP swung FAR right for Trump, in response, the DNC swung left to counter and now the bipartisanship is so extreme that the country has become deeply divided.
I love John Batiste playing Heart of Glass when Stephen breaks the glass XD
Texas just isn’t ready for Beto
Beto was best candidate Texas will ever get. They don't deserve him.
Texas is just never ready.
No if enough Latinos had voted he would have won. And him only losing by 3 points shows he changed TX forever. No one has ever made such headway
Beto is too good for Texas.
What’s so great about him?
Cheers man
I laughed harder at the tod joke than I should have
5:57 I'm going to be coming back to this moment several times in the future, aren't I?
I hit the like button even before I watch the clip because I already know you are going to rock Sir Colbert Hahahaha! Hahaha!Hahaha!
Congratulation to TONY EVERS took Wisconsin from Scott walker #GoBlue
He should have taken another drink after announcing Gillum lost. I know I did.
Carl Rosenzweig
I cried. And I’m from New England.
@@stellashepherd844 Same here!
I love Jon Batiste, and the "I know Todd" joke had to be the funniest thing he's ever said on this show lmao
i agree, in that jon doesn't say anything funny in the show. He squawks and shouts stock phrases in the hope of being seen as part of the funny stuff in the show... but dear gods its painful sometimes. the "I know todd" bit is batiste trampling on stephen's laugh.
@@fomoran This is what I hate about TH-cam, I come in with some nice optimism, only showing love to Jon. Even prefacing it with "I love Jon Batiste" and stilll have to deal with Mr Negativity shitting on everything lol
Fail Texas failed... Can we just give TX bk 2 Mexico now?
we failed by 3%. do you realize how insane that is? we're a typically BLOOD RED state. that's a purple result whether that fucking slimeball is going back to the Senate or not
México doesn't want you
You tried that which is why republicans keep winning.
Can we return California too?
BETO 2020
texas i'm disappointed in you.
I got chills when he announced Florida
Stephen... Thank you for making us laugh and smile through the madness. Cheers to you, sir🍾
I'm very disappointed in 51% of Texas.
At least we got rid of Sessions.
That's a jaw-dropper, isn't it? Problem is, his replacement's probably worse.
Valerie J. Norse , nah.
Collin is cool.
@@Norimarisu -- I'm a moron. I forgot there was a Pete Sessions running for the House, and I thought you were referring to Jeff Sessions' resignation. Ne-ver mind!
Gillum is so much better
"Save some of that to snort later". Hahahaha, good one. Gotta admit.
"save some of that to snort later..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gillum is still the better man.
Hold on! Texas at least... Is signaling a change. That win was for a very little margin so that's a good sign IMO.
Thank you for being reasonable. We tried.
This is the closest we'll ever get to flipping Texas blue. We had a smart, young, charismatic, well-funded candidate going up against a guy hated even by people in his own party who wasn't even born in the country and represented everything Texas should be fighting against. Beto campaigned vigorously, galvanized young voters, raised a ton of money and destroyed Cruz in the debates. If rural Texas was as well-informed an electorate as its suburbs, then Beto would've won by a landslide. Unfortunately, there are just too many poor, unhealthy, uneducated voters living in rural Texas and continuously being lied to and misinformed by the republicans who want to keep them poor, unhealthy and uneducated, since that's the only way they can ever get enough votes to win.
On that “Yeller 12” also 🤙🏻🤙🏻
The real question is, would Beto have won if he was in an American country music group instead of a punk rock band??
But I'm with you. Gave my vote and my liver.
I have to resend my ballot because I used the wrong signature..... just got letter in the mail
How can you use the wrong signature?
Gosh, how many more of this same thing out there
The system is rigged. Trump said so.
@@LeolaGlamour not the same signature from 2008
Aw, that sucks !
JB says "...soon found out, had a heart of glass"
Blondie FTW
Outro song was Afro Blue btw
Fill the glass Stephen
Why Ted Cruz Texas? Is wanting a puppet that will vote for whatever trump does THAT important to you? You can’t say that Beto didn’t want to make the state better, he had a genuine passion and yet you guys really just liked trump that much that you didn’t care
he only won by 200K which is close in Texas. Beto had to find 700K voters to win. He found half a million people to vote for him.
Aisha Abdikarim yeah i mean i know Texas will turn blue eventually that’s just according to statistics but it still hurts to know that it’s a ways away
@@luisnavarro5298 republicans will just ramp up their voter suppression campaign.
@@donb6897 oh no i have no doubt about that but it will only take you so far because the number of Hispanics are growing faster than whites and they will eventually move out to more rural places so then gerrymandering gets more and more difficult until it reaches its "racism" point which then means your fucked to put it simply
It was nice to see Beto run his campaign with out insults.Like a gentleman.
The song at the end is Afro Blue, if you're wondering.
Texas is cray cray. Except for the blues there, we feel ur pain.
Texas is red, God himself would have a hard time wining as a democrat in Texas! Beto still did amazing and woke up millions. BETO 2020!!!
7:20 - For the record, the Democrat who lost is Leslie Cockburn (pronounced "Coe-Burn"), journalist, Emmy-award winning documentarian, wife of journalist Andrew Cockburn, sister-in-law of the late Alexander Cockburn (who was a frenemy of the late Christopher Hitchens), and mother of actress Olivia Wilde. She would actually be a really interesting guest on your show, Stephen. And if you ask her why "Cockburn" is pronounced "Coe-Burn", she can ask you why "Colbert" is pronounced "Coal Bear" :D
I concur.
2:20 “Welcome to Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning. That’s me!”
Mitch McConnell smiling looks like Mark Zuckerberg
Looks like a lizard.
Am I the only who thinks, looking at the results, that most Democrat wins were by a landslides, whereas most Republican wins were close races?
There are exceptions of course, but the overall effect is still here. If that's not the best example of the devastating effects of gerrymandering, I don't know what is.
Exactly!
I think it's the devastating effect of really pissing people off.
Imgine if someone ran on the platform that they would end voter suppression they would have to run thrid party i bet.
@@robertbogan225 Oh I have no doubt that democrats do it too when they can, but after so many years of the deciding people on these matters being republicans, gerrymandering swings heavily in favour of republicans.
They probably had a joke prepared for every possibility. Great show
Stefan Colbertt is so unbiased and fair I love this guy :D
Michael Thompson yeah I can tell by the cheering for all Democrats and booing for all Republicans
Texas is now the butt of jokes once again thanks to some cartoon sponge and a starfish. #WhatsTheDifference lol
I love this guy
Does anyone know what song Jon plays at 1:04?
Is that W.L. Weller?
the poor intern that has to clean those broken glass pieces
Takes 5 seconds to sweep dude what
Beto luck next time!
All he had to do was put the glass upside down so he wouldn't have to change glasses so obviously. Lmao.
The future started looking brighter last night. Stephen -- You have saved us all day by day during these times!!!
I hope the house now puts Trump on the spot and get a lot questions answered and sorting out the swamp that has grown to a inland sea.
*Lyin Ted
Lion of the Senate, Ted Cruz. Lion Ted. Lion Ted. Lyin' Ted. Lyin' Ted. . . .
I normally dont like the Jean baptiste interjections, but "Oh yeah Todd! I know Todd" was pretty funny.
Ok the Todd thing killed me! Lol! I love Jon Batiste!
Congratulations to our new Governor in California *#Gavin** Newsom*
his ex wife is dating trump jr...oy...
You literally have no idea what you’re talking about. Gavin Newsom will destroy our state and you idiot liberals let it happen.
Governor-elect.
José Arturo his niece is harp virtuoso ... Joanna Newsom "y's" album...
youtube it... you're welcome 🤗
Kurt Kinde sounds like youre the delusional one, lol...
Love you Stephen Colbert. Please go smoke something and get some seriously restful sleep.
@Kelley Weidman I almost think he does. He looks rested. He's too passionate about our fair country to be able to sleep at night sans medicinal induction.
Cheeky heart of glass riff in the background there, I see you
Gotta love that CRTV add before the show. God damn it.