Hmm Idk I think you might have to check your closet before you sleep tonight to check for gay horses stashed in there- that is where I keep mine after all
When my horse came out as gay we were shocked. At first we didn’t want to believe it. We have accepted his sexuality, and now are fighting the state for gay horse marriage rights.
I mean highest risk of AIDS is anal sex, so it should legit be warned about the same way smoking gives you lung cancer. Outside that, this skit is perfect summary of marxist culture and media :P
@@satisfiedconsumer649Don‘t even try that BS, because that‘s only what LGBTQ-phobes and Ps say. Neither P(edo)s nor M(inorattractedperson)s have any room within the LGBTQ community.
Glyne Martin I disagree with the Feldman= Knotts statement. While both rose to prominence around the same time, Feldman was still doing mostly writing when Don Knotts really found his footing with The Andy Griffith Show. I think it’s more of a case of having similar influences.
@@reggie8370 As much as some people hate religion you do realize that it will never go away, it’s literally the foundation of all human society, without religion there is nothing to base laws on, sure you can say oh well people know right from wrong, but take away a higher power/powers that all are laws are based of off and society will fall, without religion people will start to do what they feel is right (like killing or stealing) instead of what is morally right (not killing or stealing) and at that point we become just like animals in the wild. Weather you believe in religion or not is not the point, the fact is without it society cannot function and will fall.
@@TheLegobrick25 if you look at the process of technology and the many advancements the periods of the least advancements are either during the Christian crusades or other large religious movement. Religion may be an effective way to keep people's moral compass's in check but is detrimental to the progress of humankind. I don't think religion is a great thing it is nearly impossible to remove as humans have a near compulsory belief in something greater taking care of them to get a peace of mind in a chaotic world.
@@sulovdeb5142 That’s because your looking at things the way they are now, all I’m saying is that Religion will never go away, and I’m not referring to a particular religion, I’m talking about the concept itself, and besides your assuming that humans are going to continually become more advanced technologically, given the History of our world and mankind, I personally believe there will come a time or event that knocks mankind back in terms of technology, Nuclear war, Planetary destabilization, etc.... without the Religious concept humans cannot have a functional society, because everyone wants things there way, without a higher power being in control as many believe, there is no reason for humans to do right because without a God or Gods, it becomes your point of view on good and evil versus mine and when people believe that, Society ceases to exist, sure some people can be atheists, but not everyone.
“There’s was always something different about Ship. I remember when he was just a colt, we asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. Plow horse? Race horse? Police horse? He looks at us and says he didn’t want to be none of those things. He wanted to be a unicorn. We all laughed. But he just sorta hung his head and didn’t speak again after that.”
I'm so proud of how far our country has come. We are now in a society where horses like Ship's Captain can come out of the closet publicly and still be granted the same rights to compete in athletic events. Such an inspiring story, I will be sharing this with my family and friends. I urge you all to do the same so that we can instill values of acceptance to our children and move forward as a society. Ship's Captain is a pioneer and hos legacy will never be forgotten.
My paint horse was gay. He had 2 bad experiences with a mare early on. After that he absolutely hated mares. He loved my big gelding even though my big gelding would bite the sh_t out of him. He would climb through bars to get into the larger gelding pen. He was also a very clean, very smart horse. He never pooped in his stall but he would instead back up to the fence and poop over it. His stall was always clean and tidy. The horse was totally gay.
I have no problem with what a horse does in his own time, or who consenting horses sleep with. I even support the civil union of horses. However, I feel it's an abomination to call it marriage because it attacks the foundation of horses fucking.
My dad had a horse that turned out to be gay. When the horse came out I remember my dad pretending he didn't hear it. He would continue doing that anytime anyone would mention that the horse is gay. He would be engaged in conversation, but as soon as it was mentioned he would just kinda stare off and stop talking. If you asked him if he was alright, he would say "Yeah, I'm fine, I just didn't hear what you said." We all knew he heard, but we just left it alone.
I would rather have a parent like that. Imo,it's better than a parent who decided to te the person or animal that they are going to go to hell. that they're not "normal." that it's disgusting and they're an Abomination. nobody will ever love them, that is better celibate. Poor horse(and people)I wonder, what does he need to "sell a bit of." who knowa what is really going on in your dad's head. Hope your family make it thought this tuff time. Out of curiosity is the gay horse a rider, or does he want to be ridden?
That incredibly ostentatious show-opening animation with the urgent announcement music and the title "beyond the facts" was just so classically parodying news networks, I love it!
That's exactly what I thought...I was scouring the comments surprised no one had said that. And when I went to (newest comments) there it was...my comment you beat me by 9 minutes
@@uprightfossil6673 I'm not sure you get the humor? Or you do, And just feel the need express your knowledge. Either way.... a Gay horse winning a Breeder's cup, is inherently funny✌💜
@@malekotao3410 For your info= AT LEAST A 10 PERCENT OF GAYS' HAVE CHILDREN! MY DAD IS GAY! I'M TOO! MY TWO OTHER BROTHERS ARE STRAIGHT. I'M THE ATHLETE IN THE FAMILY! TRACK STAR, FOOTBALL! 🙌🙌🎽🎽🏃🏃🏈🏈🏈🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Watching this in 2020 and...wow, it's crazy that this was even once even an issue. Of course, now people are up in arms about transgender horses, so I guess it never ends... We've come so far, yet still have so far to go.
1:51 "No, I don't think there should be anything like that. I think everything should be natural." LOL, the Onion is just so good at inserting irony throughout its stories.
Perhaps because of the fact that,while education and intelligence may be mutually enhansive, they are not the same thing. For example, while I did not finish high school, I can state the following: The description of homosexuality as a lifestyle is a blatant oversimplification of human sexuality in general and homosexuality in particular. Such indoctrination of the collective societal psyche is paramount to both the formation and maintenence of the self validating delusion of heterosexuality possessing moral validity. The reason that we never hear the term "heterosexual lifestyle "is because there is no need to categorize heterosexuality with such descriptively inherent connotative oversimplification in order to subconsciously justify contempt and hatred through subjective comparison. While such complex reality is certain to come with a threat to the subjectively comparative sense of moral superiority of many, such is the cost of growth demanded by truth.
Yeah you guys, totally agree. I mean the world is so different and crazy now. It's the current year even! I'm sure nobody had similar feelings 20 or 30 years ago. The world is just soooo crazy
We have came far but still have a long way to go. My horse was a Stud but identifies as a Mare. Everywhere I take her she is constantly being misgendered. People will say, "that's a mighty stud you have there" and when I tell them that she's actually are mare they just look at me funny and continue to misgender her. I tried to take her to race with all the other Mare's, but they told me she cant race with them, she needs to race with the other Studs. Yesterday I tell someone my girl's name is Josephina, then he dead names her right in front of me. Says, "well hello there Joseph." I'll tell you that was the last straw.
Not a good look from such a prestigious news organization not to interview Ship’s Captain himself. Stop making his owner speak for him and let the horse speak for himself!
Imagine using animal behavior as an argument. There is a lot of horrendous stuff that animals do too. Should we also do those because it's common in animals?The "animal kingdom" is not something you should set up as a role model.
@@gemgem-hl7ii it’s more of a counter-argument to “it’s unnatural”. i don’t think any argument for why homosexuality should be accepted is necessary. homosexual people exist, it doesn’t harm anyone, so anything else would be inhumane
@@gemgem-hl7iiYou do realize humans are animals, right? Human behavior is animal behavior. Shall we write off all behavior that we share with other animals because “animals do bad things?” We are pointing out homosexuality in the animal kingdom because it's a harmless natural behavior that we share with other species. Humans aren't the only ones who experience it. We aren't justifying it with the argument “animals do it, so we’ll do it.” because it doesn't need to be justified like that. Homosexuality is normal, and you just got to get over it
lmao. i don't really gaf if a dude wanna plow another dudes asshole but the main reason why homosexuality exists in the animal kingdom is due to stress and mental or genetic problems
i love how this plays on the ridiculous amount of coverage that people in the spotlight get when they come out. the way they make fun of mainstream media is brilliant =]
Someone in the props department had to write homophobic hate mail to a gay horse
They probably attended the U of Iowa's writing program
@@allensacharov5424 Are you personally familiar with the writing program there?
@@TimberFlip go take ur meds schyzo
@allen sacharov What does any of this have to do with the University of Iowa?
@@samanthaglenn8057 have you been to Iowa?
Why didn't they let the horse speak for himself, he's a grownass horse for god sake! Reporters these days...
Because the horse is gay, not Mr Ed.
I hope to god this was sarcasm
Drew Peacock because it’s horse he can’t speak English
@Drew Peacock Who cares about spelling, grammar Nazi. Asshole.
The Horse in this story declined the interview by telling the reporter "neigh".
I’m surprised, he had such a stable upbringing
LMAO..
It was just a facade, his parrents were secretly a weirdos...
He doesn't deserve all the *hay*te
Take my like and get out of my sight
Really? I heard his mother was a total nightmare.
Did anyone else rewind to read the horse hate mail?? It's just sickening that another horse could write such hateful words to one of his own 😥😥
I think it was written by a fan unfortunately
that's hilarious 😂
@@Greenballoffire its horrible! why would anyone wish such hate on him! let him choose what he wants to do!!!
@@ov10bronco9 I totally agree.
Too funny !!
Statistically, most horses don’t come out of the closet because they can’t fit in one to begin with.
Facts straight facts
That's an incredibly sizest attitude and I resent it very much.
Hmm Idk I think you might have to check your closet before you sleep tonight to check for gay horses stashed in there- that is where I keep mine after all
Your intellect inspires me.
But they come out of the pasture not the closet
What gay horses do in the privacy of their own stalls is their own business!
Until they force us to accept them and their lifestyle!
11 years with no replies, then 3 in one day.
Pride month 2020 dug up this 11 year old comment haha
Ramesses The Second a gay month for a gay horse
@Drew Peacock You'd suffocate
As a gay horse myself, I feel so happy this is getting good representation
Secretariat was one he only sired one or two champions hahaha 💊💊🤣 hahaha
Hah basically all the comments on autistic videos.
How can you be a gay horse? You had such a stable upbringing
@@mikmop Excellent!😅🤣😂
Neigh
When my horse came out as gay we were shocked. At first we didn’t want to believe it. We have accepted his sexuality, and now are fighting the state for gay horse marriage rights.
You're dumb
@@jothePianoMaster13 no u
It’s a joke-
@@mqximofeditz8881 not that funny
Talking horse- could have made a buck!
I have the feeling that those interviews with those fans were actually real, Onion asked random people what they think about gay horses.
For real
Kuala Rompin Bandar Blackout I can’t imagine they were fake. I know there is such thing as good acting, but those reactions seem real.
Same 🤣
At this point it wouldn’t be that crazy
Lmfao
"I sure hope he can't understand the human language."
That'sWhatSheSaid.
Fucking killed me
Neither can our current president. Ship's Captain 2020!
That’s funny in such a sad way tbh
"If these kids could read, they'd be very offended"
too precious to enlist in horse army to fight in horse war
He’d ruin his designer horseshoes.
Worth at least 7 of other army horses
God bless America and her gay horses
We can't risk our gay horses in a war zone!
They asked Ship's Captain if he was straight, and he said "Nay".
Underrated comment
“Horse aids or something like that” 😂
Foolish man 😂
I mean highest risk of AIDS is anal sex, so it should legit be warned about the same way smoking gives you lung cancer. Outside that, this skit is perfect summary of marxist culture and media :P
@A P yes like the grabbler episode.
right when i was reading this that part played 😂
@@kejiri3593 ....you're... dumb huh?
Showed this to an elderly friend of mine that didn't know the Onion was satire. They said 'leave that horse alone, he just wants to love'. LOL
Aw 😂
That is adorable
AHAHAHAH
@PooDiePie dude...
@PooDiePie nah man, ignore these guys. It's real
Always wondered where the H in LGBTQH stood for.
So far they never gave me a straight answer
You forgot the p
@@satisfiedconsumer649Don‘t even try that BS, because that‘s only what LGBTQ-phobes and Ps say.
Neither P(edo)s nor M(inorattractedperson)s have any room within the LGBTQ community.
@@samsamsamuelsamsamsamtheio8445🤣🤣🤣
@@satisfiedconsumer649what does that stand for
I love the subtle joke that the segment is called "beyond the facts" so basically a very elegant way to say lying, a satire of media as usual.
Yeah, I liked that too,subtle.
I LIKE JOKE BECAUSE FUNNY HARHAR
@@facehairteeth The joke's funny when it doesn't go over your head
“Flat Tire”
Now that is an inspiring name
IDK about you but I'm putting all my money on Flat Tire
@Drew Peacock Most U.S comedy content has been ripped from the U.K.
Marty Feldman = Don Knott's
Steptoe & Don = Sanford & Son.
Glyne Martin I disagree with the Feldman= Knotts statement. While both rose to prominence around the same time, Feldman was still doing mostly writing when Don Knotts really found his footing with The Andy Griffith Show. I think it’s more of a case of having similar influences.
I read that just as she said it in the video.
This made me literally laugh out loud x,D
a very touching and inspiring story
1k likes but no comments
@@haveabananaproductions9117 and then you had to fucking ruin it
@@disappointingperson9162 I know. I'm quite despicable
@@disappointingperson9162 and now you too.
Drew Peacock, yea your bad at being sarcastic
I'm okay with that horse as long as it doesn't impose its gay agenda on my children.
You mean your foals?
Like religion 🤮
@@reggie8370 As much as some people hate religion you do realize that it will never go away, it’s literally the foundation of all human society, without religion there is nothing to base laws on, sure you can say oh well people know right from wrong, but take away a higher power/powers that all are laws are based of off and society will fall, without religion people will start to do what they feel is right (like killing or stealing) instead of what is morally right (not killing or stealing) and at that point we become just like animals in the wild. Weather you believe in religion or not is not the point, the fact is without it society cannot function and will fall.
@@TheLegobrick25 if you look at the process of technology and the many advancements the periods of the least advancements are either during the Christian crusades or other large religious movement. Religion may be an effective way to keep people's moral compass's in check but is detrimental to the progress of humankind. I don't think religion is a great thing it is nearly impossible to remove as humans have a near compulsory belief in something greater taking care of them to get a peace of mind in a chaotic world.
@@sulovdeb5142 That’s because your looking at things the way they are now, all I’m saying is that Religion will never go away, and I’m not referring to a particular religion, I’m talking about the concept itself, and besides your assuming that humans are going to continually become more advanced technologically, given the History of our world and mankind, I personally believe there will come a time or event that knocks mankind back in terms of technology, Nuclear war, Planetary destabilization, etc.... without the Religious concept humans cannot have a functional society, because everyone wants things there way, without a higher power being in control as many believe, there is no reason for humans to do right because without a God or Gods, it becomes your point of view on good and evil versus mine and when people believe that, Society ceases to exist, sure some people can be atheists, but not everyone.
Ron DeSantis doesn't want kids to talk about this horse.
I bet that horse had a dominating mother and a disapproving father.
@Drew Peacock Ba dum tiss
I had both but I'm not gay....much.
Drew Peacock
Hay, hay, no need for the puns.
Drew Peacock
Just a bit!!
@@notyou8716 You should be severely *pun* ished for not continuing the theme of the comments.
Ship’s Captain has opened up opportunity for LGBT of all species. Just last month, there was an openly gay bunny on display at a farmers market.
Wasn’t that Pence’s rabbit?
@@robertaylor9218 You know, I believe it was. Ya, I saw that one by John Oliver. That was funny.
Mark Lanton maybe horse don’t ask don’t tell
I'm proud to say that the turkey I ate last thanksgiving is... was openly gay!
At display? You mean, I can jack off or what?
Her facial reaction to "there's no way that horse is gay" just kills me every time.
“There’s was always something different about Ship. I remember when he was just a colt, we asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. Plow horse? Race horse? Police horse?
He looks at us and says he didn’t want to be none of those things. He wanted to be a unicorn. We all laughed. But he just sorta hung his head and didn’t speak again after that.”
I'm so proud of how far our country has come. We are now in a society where horses like Ship's Captain can come out of the closet publicly and still be granted the same rights to compete in athletic events. Such an inspiring story, I will be sharing this with my family and friends. I urge you all to do the same so that we can instill values of acceptance to our children and move forward as a society. Ship's Captain is a pioneer and hos legacy will never be forgotten.
Listen here, we don't need your gay horse propaganda. You can't fool me. I'm on to you.
J L 😂😂
@@sleepassist5745 r/woooosh
Logan D.R. r/wooosh
@@sleepassist5745 there's a very clear agenda at play here. As long as they're not trying to make all the other horses gay against their will.
I’m not even kidding, it took me like 2 minutes to remember the Onion is fake.
the soviet union was never fake, SOVIET FOREVER ❤️
That One Rabbit Guy *yes I am, thank you*
The foam Farmer oooh wait I didn’t even relive the auto correct XD
I needed the comment section for that because I've never heard of 'the Orion' before (I'm from Austria btw.)
Audra Grace Binkley I died laughing.
I can't support this. Our gay race horses are simply too precious to risk out on the track.
Combining two Onion topics in one...
Much less in a war zone, keep gay horses out of the military!
The cowboy trainer was just incredible. They gave him great dialogue and man, did he sell it.
"breeding with mares to protect his secret" lol
edit hi algorithm
1st reply
@Drew Peacock What?
Damn straight!
11 years ago, holy shit im old
owensamrob you still exist???
I've seen a horse mount a fence post.We used to call it a woody.
Horses are usually omnisexuals I guess.
@Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 so, you're saying I have a Chance with one then?
I saw a horse try to mount a person once 🤷♀️That was intresting
@@matesboat9466 yes, we all miss mister hands
Hope he didn’t get any splinters.
Unfortunately he’s only gay for other horses. I tried my advances and he told me no.
Lmfao
or did he tell you nay?
How many takes did it take for that actor? I could not have kept a straight face.
That horse is a professional, he probably did it on the first take.
@@dontlikesand1955 You know I was driving down the highway and saw a horse in a trailer. I could tell, that horse was also gay.
At least your face would've been straighter than the horse
I looked at that bunny and I said, that bunny is gay. That's a joke off the horse trainer.
Only guys with no humor can keep a straight face.
My paint horse was gay. He had 2 bad experiences with a mare early on. After that he absolutely hated mares. He loved my big gelding even though my big gelding would bite the sh_t out of him. He would climb through bars to get into the larger gelding pen. He was also a very clean, very smart horse. He never pooped in his stall but he would instead back up to the fence and poop over it. His stall was always clean and tidy. The horse was totally gay.
You are sick, I love you 🤣
Might have just been a Virgo
had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Only would wear Gucci saddles and Tiffany bridles....
@@mikevigil3677That gives a whole new take on "Pimp my ride."
This resurfacing during pride month is too good
This aged like fine wine.
I have no problem with what a horse does in his own time, or who consenting horses sleep with. I even support the civil union of horses.
However, I feel it's an abomination to call it marriage because it attacks the foundation of horses fucking.
10 year old comment! How's life going my friend?
@@myamdane6895 eleven, now
Luke Skywalker Hope he/she's alright
@@myamdane6895 I hope so too.
@@myamdane6895 I hope he/she/they is not dead
Who’s here in 2020 June after TH-cam decides this is important to watch
Hah.
For some reason either the world has recently become twisted or so did we...
Wait so is this real?
5 hours ago
Elli-Noora Ekholm Yes. Yes it is
Of course it’s not. Horses aren’t gay
My dad had a horse that turned out to be gay. When the horse came out I remember my dad pretending he didn't hear it. He would continue doing that anytime anyone would mention that the horse is gay. He would be engaged in conversation, but as soon as it was mentioned he would just kinda stare off and stop talking. If you asked him if he was alright, he would say "Yeah, I'm fine, I just didn't hear what you said." We all knew he heard, but we just left it alone.
Oh no, I hope the homo horse is okay. That type of neglect can often lead to depression, and even self-harm.
I would rather have a parent like that. Imo,it's better than a parent who decided to te the person or animal that they are going to go to hell. that they're not "normal." that it's disgusting and they're an Abomination. nobody will ever love them, that is better celibate. Poor horse(and people)I wonder, what does he need to "sell a bit of." who knowa what is really going on in your dad's head. Hope your family make it thought this tuff time. Out of curiosity is the gay horse a rider, or does he want to be ridden?
In 2023 I get all my relevant news from 14 year old onion articles.
lol "people go out to a petting farm and there's gay ponies that they're petting" the onion never ceases to make me laugh
And plow horses, don't forget!
Holy shit, your comment is 14 years old! I hope you're still alive.
@@automnejoy5308 for some reason, this video got recommended after 14 years, algorithm must be on a nostalgia trip!
11.5 years later: this is now officially on my recommended
12 years later, i'm finally here
14 years later, you can never be too late for gay horses!
"Out in the Pasture" is the greatest thing I've read today.
"Horse Aids or something like that."
- dead 😂
Another brilliant quote from the renound "dead 😂"
"This is a part of the world." Simple yet viciously potent.
That note at 1:44 😂😂
What does it say? My screen is too small to read the font lol
@@hadamsj barge
IM SHITTING
@man man Shitting
@@hadamsj *barje (mis-spelling of "barge")
That incredibly ostentatious show-opening animation with the urgent announcement music and the title "beyond the facts" was just so classically parodying news networks, I love it!
Let's face it. Everybody has at least one relative with a gay horse.
I don’t think a gay horse is going to be good in the BREEDER’S Cup
That's exactly what I thought...I was scouring the comments surprised no one had said that. And when I went to (newest comments) there it was...my comment you beat me by 9 minutes
You do know what a gelding is right? Perhaps you should read up a bit.... Just sayin
@@uprightfossil6673
I'm not sure you get the humor? Or you do, And just feel the need express your knowledge.
Either way.... a Gay horse winning a Breeder's cup, is inherently funny✌💜
@@malekotao3410 For your info= AT LEAST A 10 PERCENT OF GAYS' HAVE CHILDREN! MY DAD IS GAY! I'M TOO! MY TWO OTHER BROTHERS ARE STRAIGHT. I'M THE ATHLETE IN THE FAMILY! TRACK STAR, FOOTBALL! 🙌🙌🎽🎽🏃🏃🏈🏈🏈🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
@@captainamericaamerica8090 Men can't carry babies.
This was strangely heartwarming
If it would have been real, yes it would be.
@@brisaquina8816 omg its not real? i thought the onion was a totally reliable news source!
@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon I hope thats a joke though. Everyone knows that The Onion is fake. Lmao
@@brisaquina8816 man no shit
@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon holy shit! How are you still alive?
Watching this in 2020 and...wow, it's crazy that this was even once even an issue. Of course, now people are up in arms about transgender horses, so I guess it never ends...
We've come so far, yet still have so far to go.
1 Year check in - this comment is aging well.
2 year check in - gay horses are once again a contentious subject
Sisyphus moment
LGBTQ horses never ceased to be a topic in some extremist circles and i doubt they ever will. 🫠
@@devilselbow the fucking truth, dude. underappreciated comment
I had no idea The Bojack Horseman has a spin-off.
That one horse that mates with several mares to hide his identity. Lol that had me dying
1:51
"No, I don't think there should be anything like that. I think everything should be natural."
LOL, the Onion is just so good at inserting irony throughout its stories.
So he's basically saying that horse is just doing it to piss people off lollllll
whovian? :)
Why your
1:51 not blue
Nonworking timestamp so cursed
@@sagardyenchilwar8762 because TH-cam didn’t have time stamps 13 years ago
When asked for a comment, Ship's Captain said nay
Beyond heartwarming, thank you 🧅NN for reporting on important and wholesome stories.
POV: This 11 year old video is for some reason appearing in your TH-cam feed and you are only now seeing it
The Onion can be kinda convincing.
Jokes aside how come this onion cowboy is better at explaining homosexuality as a natural phenomenon than anyone else
It's satire. That was the most boilerplate explanation out there
Perhaps because of the fact that,while education and intelligence may be mutually enhansive, they are not the same thing. For example, while I did not finish high school, I can state the following: The description of homosexuality as a lifestyle is a blatant oversimplification of human sexuality in general and homosexuality in particular. Such indoctrination of the collective societal psyche is paramount to both the formation and maintenence of the self validating delusion of heterosexuality possessing moral validity. The reason that we never hear the term "heterosexual lifestyle "is because there is no need to categorize heterosexuality with such descriptively inherent connotative oversimplification in order to subconsciously justify contempt and hatred through subjective comparison. While such complex reality is certain to come with a threat to the subjectively comparative sense of moral superiority of many, such is the cost of growth demanded by truth.
His master rides him every week, he's in good care.
"I hope he can't understand human language."
LOL, this was great!
why is this being suggested to me 11 years later... not disappointed tho
How does this not have more views? This is the funniest thing I've seen this week 😂😂
I’m still surprised some people don’t know about the existence of the onion
"Beyond the Facts", we're not even a second in and I'm already fucking dying lmao
God, were they ahead of their time.
It’s 2020 and this story wouldn’t surprise me.
Werewolves take over Alaska, declare independence, start the 2nd Civil War.
Not at all
Yeah you guys, totally agree. I mean the world is so different and crazy now. It's the current year even! I'm sure nobody had similar feelings 20 or 30 years ago. The world is just soooo crazy
I'm so glad he has a net of supportive people, it's heartwarming
As usual, the Onion was a decade ahead of its time.
ITS BEEN 11 YEARS WHY IS THIS JUST NOW COMING UP ON MY RECOMMENDED
"refused to ride in the same trailer" lol
This is no longer a parody news show in 2021!
This is a timeless classic. A rare gem.
It really is perfect satire. It makes real homophobes look like such clowns.
TH-cam recommended this to me just in time for pride month. So proud of him and his bravery 💜
YO I called a male model horse collector out on insta a few days ago for being homophobic and got this recommendation today! I'm ded
This horse is not actually gay ...
@@nolanspets2496 that's what youd think, when he takes the lead...
I have studied equine science for fifteen years teaching at a equestrian college... Think ik what I'm talk bout?
@@nolanspets2496 YO! Have you met any gay horses??
"Nation enjoys reprieve from seeing Paris Hilton's name in the news until this reference"
Haha, I love the ticker
How they kept a straight face is beyond me!!!😂😂
he is a cowboy. that's just how they are
The horse has been trying to keep a straight face his whole life😂
It must be hard for him to ride the horse because it can’t run straight
LOL the book on silver dollar was called "Out in the Pasture" HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
The fact that he's 16 to 1 is the cherry on top of this masterpiece
What's crazy is I had to double-check to make sure this was an onion video.
Ahhhh yesss .... after 12 years , TH-cam recommended me this gold...
Sometimes, the algorithm does good 😌
Same brother
I miss The Onion..
This is pretty well crafted.
The Karen’s horse girl daughter watching this like: 👁👄👁
It’s not that I lost a race horse, I gained an interior decorator
This aged like fine wine. 2023.
"I hope he can't understand human language." LOL.
From beginning to end (and in the news crawl) this one was brilliant!
"Out in the Pasture" 😂😂
We have came far but still have a long way to go. My horse was a Stud but identifies as a Mare. Everywhere I take her she is constantly being misgendered. People will say, "that's a mighty stud you have there" and when I tell them that she's actually are mare they just look at me funny and continue to misgender her. I tried to take her to race with all the other Mare's, but they told me she cant race with them, she needs to race with the other Studs. Yesterday I tell someone my girl's name is Josephina, then he dead names her right in front of me. Says, "well hello there Joseph." I'll tell you that was the last straw.
Not a good look from such a prestigious news organization not to interview Ship’s Captain himself. Stop making his owner speak for him and let the horse speak for himself!
I’ve been moved to the point of tears
Thanks TH-cam for the suggestion of this 11 year old heart warming story, a timeless and beautiful story.
"Can he race?"
That guy's priorities are in order
😂Cracks me up, what a classic, I wonder how many takes there was due to the actors laughing uncontrollably trying to do their lines. 👍🏿Gold!
What about secretariat he’s been out for years
Semaj Patterson ah a man of culture
_This reference gives me conflicted emotions_
Secretariat can’t be totally gay, he’s my horse’s great granddaddy
He's been dead for years.
It's nice to see this horse living and running without having to hide who he is.
Let's hope the horse-phobes don't win this race!
@Drew Peacock my friend that was posted 11 years ago, I don't think you're going to get an answer
@Drew Peacock aw wait, maybe you will. they added something to their likes 3 days ago
Omg
@Drew Peacock it's not enough to be scared of horses, to be an horsephobe you need to be _irrationally_ scared of horses. 😜
@Drew Peacock A phobia of venomous spiders isn't irrational, but it can be excessive.
I cant believe this is 14yrs old and still so relevant..
fun fact: homosexuality is very common in the animal kingdom, but humans is the only species that has invented homophobia
Imagine using animal behavior as an argument. There is a lot of horrendous stuff that animals do too. Should we also do those because it's common in animals?The "animal kingdom" is not something you should set up as a role model.
@@gemgem-hl7ii it’s more of a counter-argument to “it’s unnatural”.
i don’t think any argument for why homosexuality should be accepted is necessary. homosexual people exist, it doesn’t harm anyone, so anything else would be inhumane
@@gemgem-hl7iiYou do realize humans are animals, right? Human behavior is animal behavior.
Shall we write off all behavior that we share with other animals because “animals do bad things?”
We are pointing out homosexuality in the animal kingdom because it's a harmless natural behavior that we share with other species. Humans aren't the only ones who experience it. We aren't justifying it with the argument “animals do it, so we’ll do it.” because it doesn't need to be justified like that. Homosexuality is normal, and you just got to get over it
lmao. i don't really gaf if a dude wanna plow another dudes asshole but the main reason why homosexuality exists in the animal kingdom is due to stress and mental or genetic problems
i love how this plays on the ridiculous amount of coverage that people in the spotlight get when they come out. the way they make fun of mainstream media is brilliant =]
This video was released when I was 6
*Why is this in my suggestions now*
You are a late bloomer.
You were too young for it before. Shhh...let TH-cam decide what's best for you.
Same.
this is a big step for horse rights
You know, the cool thing about horse racing, there's no room for trans controversy because males and females already compete against each other.
Makes it so much easier for the transgender horses , if only other species could be so progressive