@@johnr797 I don't know what your talking about? Because the comment is edited? I don't remember which mistake I did. Is it wrong to correct oneself? Also: English is not my native language and I've never been in an English speaking country my whole life. I'm basically an autodidact when it comes to English. So I really don't remember my _"Yannickism"._ It's been four years, dude! Isn't Bush a Harvard graduate? He doesn't appear to be a master of English language either. Hence the s.c. _"Bushisms"._ What's your native language John? And how many in total do you speak? *PEACE!*
@@yannick245 He said "thank you, your holiness, awesome speech." According to the captions, at least. Conversationally, I am bilingual and was raised with two languages but any major romance language aside from Romanian I can understand to a reasonable degree. Portuguese especially, as I am studying it.
+Bryan Snyder you can get the collector edition. 80,000 dvds collection . covers all 8 years. and as a bonus, they will include the follow up 10,000 dvds delux boxed set of things he is still saying today. makes a great gift for that special someone that you really don't like.
@@BodywiseMustard nothing unless you are catholic apparently, then you expect every non-catholic to know the approved adjectives and the common catholic phrases. awesome was used in the bible to describe god/jesus and their power so its exactly appropriate, but i guess modern catholic r*pists, i mean priests, avoid using awesome like this because modern people tend to use it more informally or something? but catholics have always associated good/right with peer pressure and whatever their priests tell them rather than what is in the book, so it makes sense i guess.
That's okay. You have Kamala "It’s time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day" Harris to watch. She's 1000x dumber than Bush.
Technically it is true. If humans limit their level of fishing to a certain level that they allow for the fish to reproduce then "humans and fish can coexist" as species on this planet for many many millennia to come. Maybe liberals are not as smart as they think they are.
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful *smiling* so are we. They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and people. *Smiling* Neither do we" -Glad he told the truth at least once
Twice now lmao, today he said "The result is an absence of checks and balances in Russia, and the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq…I mean, of Ukraine."
@@SetMind2It should be “he or she” not “he or her”, and it’s made doubly ironic by the fact that he’s literally talking about literacy in that sentence
@m.A.A.dGanja420 wrongfully, central America exists and is taught in Latin American countries as the connection of the north and south America, from Guatemala to Panama central America is considered to be
And its him stuck losing his place quoting The Who "Wont get fooled again." If you know the song and how big of a song that has always been since its really it makes it that much more brilliant.
He may have said that one on purpose because he realized at the last second he didn't want to have a soundbite of him saying "shame on me" for mudslinging ads to chop up and use in campaigns. But could just be Bush doing Bushisms lmao
Yeah, I know what he meant. But theoretically that dangling modifier placed the abduction in the Oval Office. I'm not being critical of him. I think he's funny.
Churchill himself deliberately dumbed down his language to appeal to as many people as possible, so he isn't a great example of eloquence - at least not when addressing the masses.
@@UPPERKEES I'm assuming he was going for something along the lines of the OBGYNs can't practice the profession they love across the county (a slight word fumble makes it sound weird and creepy, but that's why it was clipped of course)
yannick245 He was raised in midland texas and houston. he also worked on oil rigs after college. he mat have been born in a hospital in NE and went to school there, but he’s a texan
@@seandunn2062 Worked on oil rigs! That has to be some kind of crafted story to bolster his popularity with working stiffs. Frat boy president, that's GB Junior.
.... so are we. (Smiles) They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people.... and neither do we. (smiles) LOL I died laughing!! Too funny!
Well, being dumb is no excuse for launching two terrible wars, fucking up the Middle-East for the forseeable future, and being an all-round terrible president nationally and internationally. Sure, he's much too stupid to have done it intentionally, but he still *did* it, didn't he?
This is the best Bushisms compilation I've seen. For anyone born after 2008, this is exactly what you saw on the evening news virtually every week for eight straight years while he ran the country's economy down the drain and got us involved in two thus far unresolved wars in the middle of the desert. And we voted for him. Twice.
"People in Louisiana must know that all across our country, there's a lot of prayer - prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down and I'm one of them."
Just blame cheney and keep loving Bush... works for me whenever i see clips like this... you should hear him talk about his painting hobby now, the man is adorable
Cole George I wouldn't rate him a terrible president. He wasn't the greatest president but I think he did a good job in foreign policy considering the hand we were dealt at that time. His massive deficits were a problem, and from what I hear "No child left behind" was not great, and his public speaking skills left a lot to be desired but he projects strength and capability. He had a great sense of humor, and took all the criticism in stride. He also did not leverage his position for more money and power after leaving office, the way the Clintons did, and he didn't go on TV every other week and comment on the next administration like you know Obama will. The man has class and treated I the office with the dignity it deserves. I don't think he gets enough credit for this.
Its incredibly impressive the accuracy of the dude who threw his shoes. You know how long he must have practiced to huck 2 absolute LASERS back to back like that? Both friggin locked-in tomahawk missile headshots!
"We got issue in Amurrica. Too many good Doc's are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNS aren't able to practice their...Their love with women all across this country" LMFAO!!! I die every time !!
@@dalenewton9697his aides before he took the stage probably kept telling him "there's a lot of women out there today, we need more female voters for the gop, go hit a home run" and he thought that line was a grand slam🤣
@@bilbobaggins9451he wasn’t a monster he was just incompetent and naive. As a result he picked people as his advisors who were actual monsters, like Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney.
@@asherhayes2429 I don't buy the whole, "He was just some silly little guy who happened to be surrounded by vipers." He wanted to invade the middle east and declare it as a holy war.
Bush is someone I would be friends with...certainly not presidential material. He's more like the guy you could watch fart videos with and laugh for hours.
DjDz I could watch George W Bush videos for hours. And if they ever repeal that stupid amendment about the two term limit, I'd vote him into a third, fourth, tenth term.
UBUNTU UBUNTU He was always good for entertainment. I think he'd do quite well as a political analyst for Fox News. I'd actually watch that crap if they had an hour show starring G-Dub.
Make-Make Fox News? Maybe. The Tonight Show...can you imagine? They wouldn't even need writers. He just goes on there and does his thing. And he'd still be funnier than Fallon.
"Prayer for those who's lives have been turned upside down; and I'm one of em" Yeah, it was upside down that this man was elected President, and we needed prayer across our country to get through it.
2:32 😂 As a Syrian Muslim Bush is hands down the funniest president I have ever laid eyes on The look on his face when he saw the shoes being thrown at him. 😂 The pure look of innocence joy focus and concentration of dodging while grinning is priceless It always puts me in a good mood when I see that clip on how ready he was to dodge without even getting mad
+AL Ian *The 2 guys, with the 1,000 yard Vietnam stares, behind Bush know humans and fish will never be at peace with one another! It's a 1,000 year fish massacre! LOL* th-cam.com/video/Be6tunbRcs8/w-d-xo.htmlm55s
Al Fonz From a non-biased Australian point of view, Obama's reforms are fantastic! They are actually bringing the USA into the 21st century (in line with countries like Aus, NZ and the UK)
Your telling me that it's fantastic Sparky the Geowolf that our president swore an oath to up hold the U.S. constitution then spends his time trying to undermine and destroy it's principles such as the second amendment.
Al Fonz Yeah Obama doesn't want the best for the American people! A right to affordable healthcare. Pff silly idea, What's more important is your right to AUTOMATIC WEAPONS!! Obama's priorities are all out of whack.
The scary thing are the American audience members in the background, they don't even flinch when a leader says something stupid. If this happened in England, absolutely everyone would start laughing.
asif hussain He had bad policies, yes. But he was funny as fuck and I'd rather have someone who is like him than a stale zombie like most other presidents are.
GIve me one good reason why I am an idiot based on what you've seen me type here. ONE good, legitimate reason. I can give one on why you are an idiot; You assumed I was american and that I vote in your elections even though nothingi n my comment even implied it. :)
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"A growing nation of over 300 people"
Well, he's not wrong...
The Brony Notion that was one of the best ones 😂
The Brony Notion Let’s just say he “misunderestimated” the population size of America.
On a technicality, he was correct.
I wonder if it's the same 300 people Biden wants to vaccinate
@@JLG098721thanks, buzzkill
as a Bulgarian i am in fact proud of the achievements i have achieved
Then you have no trouble getting a job in a place offering jobs
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Congratulations.
I don't get it
"Awesome speech." There's nothing more American than that right there.
"Awesome speech, *YOUR HOLINESS* ."
@@yannick245Couldn't even get it right. Yannickism?
@@johnr797 I don't know what your talking about? Because the comment is edited? I don't remember which mistake I did. Is it wrong to correct oneself?
Also: English is not my native language and I've never been in an English speaking country my whole life. I'm basically an autodidact when it comes to English.
So I really don't remember my _"Yannickism"._ It's been four years, dude!
Isn't Bush a Harvard graduate? He doesn't appear to be a master of English language either. Hence the s.c. _"Bushisms"._
What's your native language John? And how many in total do you speak?
*PEACE!*
*I guess it's _"...to an English speaking country..."_
But before you tear me another one!
@@yannick245 He said "thank you, your holiness, awesome speech." According to the captions, at least. Conversationally, I am bilingual and was raised with two languages but any major romance language aside from Romanian I can understand to a reasonable degree. Portuguese especially, as I am studying it.
“Now watch this drive”
All time great not in this compilation.
And it was a heck of a drive too.
Michael Moore deserves a lot of credit in popularizing that line, though.
The best speech ever said on a golf pitch.
"Thank you your holiness. Awesome speech."
Isn't the Pope called your Holiness ?
very nice. honestly sounds like something pewdiepie would say.
To put this in the perspective of someone Catholic, that would be like saying “Yo you’re pretty cool, bro. Good job”
Packers4sb thank you Kanye very cool
Something about that coming out of Bush's mouth makes it even more hilarious
I'm so happy this is on the internets.
+Blake Adams I had to go through the Google to find this video
+Walter Sobchak Yeah, but did you find MAPS? On the google? That takes some doin'. Just sayin' ;-)
+Bees + Blake - watch out, he has filters on the internets
+Bryan Snyder you can get the collector edition. 80,000 dvds collection . covers all 8 years. and as a bonus, they will include the follow up 10,000 dvds delux boxed set of things he is still saying today. makes a great gift for that special someone that you really don't like.
+Blake Adams This video took a while to un-thaw here.
I hope too that one day human beings and fish will coexist peacefully
+Mark Reilly Mer-people
+Mark Reilly Classic!
+Mark Reilly I'm not sure that can happen. Have you seen the size of some of those fish? Damn, they scare the bejeezuz outta me sometimes. ;-)
+Mark Reilly Equal rights for fish is an important issue here in America
OG Bobby#FishLivesMatter
“Thank you your holiness, awesome speech” is the most Texas response possible
all yanks are hopelessly ignorant, not only texans
Might as well been SNL skit. Ridiculous
? That's the most normal clip on here. What's wrong with that?
@@BodywiseMustardNothing. OP wasn't insulting him
@@BodywiseMustard nothing unless you are catholic apparently, then you expect every non-catholic to know the approved adjectives and the common catholic phrases. awesome was used in the bible to describe god/jesus and their power so its exactly appropriate, but i guess modern catholic r*pists, i mean priests, avoid using awesome like this because modern people tend to use it more informally or something? but catholics have always associated good/right with peer pressure and whatever their priests tell them rather than what is in the book, so it makes sense i guess.
One of the most American Americans to ever America
lmao! one, two. TWO shoes! ah ahh ahh!
As an American, this comment triggers me.
😂😂😂😂😂
Murica
This comment XD
"I hear there are rumors on the internets"
I don't know...I've filters on the internets.
Rishav Koirala I have*.
He actually says "I hear there's rumors on the internets"
Quite poetic :)
"One of the things I've used on the Google, is to pull up maps..." Really? That's what you use Google for?
Right here in the oval office
"Teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test"
That is an all-time classic quote
I like to imagine that's the sole reason why George Bush thinks people are taught to read, so we can pass literacy tests.
It almost sounds like he said “illiteracy test”
I mean hes not wrong lmao
Almost peotic lol
"The machine making place" had me dying for some reason
Not a factory. Not a plant. The machine-making place. 😂
Me too. Laughed the most at that one
He's like Forrest Gump...
“Well, shut me down. Machines making machines? How perverse.”
-C-3PO
the confidence with which he says "and neither do we" is beyond comical
Ground realities are comedy to you?
@@maazkalim People who can’t appreciate these moments are comical to me. I laughed at your comment for about three minutes.
Okay, "@@TitaniumTurbine".
You're intoxicated.
What else?
@maazkalim @TitaniumTurbine you’re both wrong. people and fish will continue to coexist peacefully for the rest of our existence
His smirk at the end is what sends that clip to heaven to become an angel, an angel of colossal fuckups.
'Our enemies never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country, and neither do we' ROFL
+Samantha Bennet he wasn't wrong.
+Calum Brunton i lol'ed hard
It's true though. :)
Calum Brunton bush did do 1911
A clear Freudian slip
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." totally killed me lol
Right now the god damn fish terrorize us
@@Michael-xm4ux We should kill them all.
It's literally like South Park dude. I am glad the internets exists cuz this is saved. Forever.
Iceland vs. Europe over fishing territory?
This is where he differed from his father … GB Snr was always hard on fish …… and broccoli 😅
I was born in 2001 so unfortunately, I never got to experience Bushisms in their prime. I was too busy watching Transformers. Glad i can see them now
We got Trump's daily tweets, nothing to sneeze at.
Make sure you catch Will Ferrell's impersonations. Bush was a gold mine for SNL.
That's okay. You have Kamala "It’s time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day" Harris to watch. She's 1000x dumber than Bush.
I can say that he is better than both Biden and Trump
Just don't forget that it was Obama who tried to send the autobots away and leave us defenseless to the decepticons.
He is literally Michael Scott
Wow you're absolutely right.....lol
Quiet Fat yes! Especially when he says uhh the prime minister of India is uhh no and when he talks about the machine
That is the perfect analogy.
I never thought of making that comparison but you're right. :D
Idea for a quiz: 'Who said it: Michael Scott or George W Bush?'
1:04 "A great and growing nation... of more than 300 people."
Simply beautiful.
Dennis Chiu I mean, technically he wasn't wrong...
***** No, he wasn't. :)
Well, there are more than 300 people there.
***** I know; I was agreeing with you.
Dennis Chiu Yeah, sorry about that. It turns out I'm just a complete idiot.
Humans and fish can coexist peacefully lol. Fish lives matter.
futuredoc2020 LoL I died twice and came back for more: When he said that and when I read this xD
futuredoc2020 fish life's matter!hell yeah...
I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard for so long as after hearing this part.
FLM!!!
Technically it is true. If humans limit their level of fishing to a certain level that they allow for the fish to reproduce then "humans and fish can coexist" as species on this planet for many many millennia to come. Maybe liberals are not as smart as they think they are.
Imagine it’s 2005 and you’re overhearing this in your parents living room while looking for the perfect song to put on your MySpace page.
You making me cry omg, we can’t get it back.
@@8-Divine-8Good times they were
Downloading them off limewire 😂
The 2000’s were a fever dream
The north Koreans abducted a child right in the oval office! lmao
i missed that seen your comment and was like no way, herd it lmao deeddd.....
he wasnt lying
Brigante 😂
He meant the oval office is where met them
You think he couldve worded it better? Hhaha.
That shoe dodge though
He honed his shoe dodging skills greatly.
He's a pro Genji man.
ryujin no ken wo kurae!
Jonny Wadster Matrix shit by bush jr
quick like ninja
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful *smiling* so are we. They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and people. *Smiling* Neither do we"
-Glad he told the truth at least once
Lmfaoo
Twice now lmao, today he said "The result is an absence of checks and balances in Russia, and the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq…I mean, of Ukraine."
He was speaking the truth this is America 🇺🇸
@@procrastination2204he even looks like Putin in some shots
He can't think, though!
“He or her will be able to pass a literacy test” Dude I’m on the floor crying 😂
i dont get that one
Neither do i
@@SetMind2It should be “he or she” not “he or her”, and it’s made doubly ironic by the fact that he’s literally talking about literacy in that sentence
@@gad8476 sounds like an easy mistake compared to the other ones
@@SetMind2 Maybe, but a Bushism is a Bushism
'the United States and America will have a close relationship' 😂😂😂😂😂
Well technically there are multiple americas so 🤷🏽♂️
Wut@@Moco925
@@TomorrowWeLive North, central and south
@@Moco925Technically only two. Mexico is part of North America it just gets referred to sometimes as “Central America.”
@m.A.A.dGanja420 wrongfully, central America exists and is taught in Latin American countries as the connection of the north and south America, from Guatemala to Panama central America is considered to be
i completely lost it at "Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
i'm tearing up, this is pure comedy
That got sampled in a J Cole song
@@leafgreensniper13 yup, No Role Modelz is the name of the song if anyone is interested. Banger of a song. 👌
And its him stuck losing his place quoting The Who "Wont get fooled again." If you know the song and how big of a song that has always been since its really it makes it that much more brilliant.
@@wgt7537 I was a bit surprised when I connected the dots. I thought it was from like a southern preacher or the like, not our 43rd president lol
He may have said that one on purpose because he realized at the last second he didn't want to have a soundbite of him saying "shame on me" for mudslinging ads to chop up and use in campaigns.
But could just be Bush doing Bushisms lmao
"Awesome speech".....
I'm on the floor.
The most American American
@@daevid21to ever America
This guy was the most stereotypical American president ever
New Englander turned Texan lol
"I remember meeting the mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the oval office." lol.
That wasn't that bad. It's obvious that he was referring to meeting the mother when he said he said here in the Oval Office.
Yeah, I know what he meant. But theoretically that dangling modifier placed the abduction in the Oval Office. I'm not being critical of him. I think he's funny.
+Rickypresley yeah he should have said I remember meeting in the Oval Office the mother of a child abducted in North Korea,. something like that.
It is not wrong it is just not the best way to say it
I remember meeting the mother of a child, who was abducted by the north koreans, right here in the oval office. Correct punctuation
"The people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements they've achieved! "
Truly a wordsmith.
Kamala Harris: hold my beer
He's better as a comedian than a politician.
Yeah, but comedians are funny on purpose!
Y'know, we can laugh at the guy, but 99.99% of the comedians aren't as good at causing the death of over a million people.
By today's standards for politicians this is churchillian
Churchill himself deliberately dumbed down his language to appeal to as many people as possible, so he isn't a great example of eloquence - at least not when addressing the masses.
It doesn't matter if he was an illiterate president. All that matters is that you're working to put food on your family
You win my vote XD funny comment.
Lol
+magicman93 put that food on me -
+magicman93 Putting food on your family is pretty easy. My dad used to just throw it on us.
What if food was put IN your family? Maybe that's what he meant to say.
In fairness, "Where wings take dream" is pretty inspiring.
I feel my wings taking dream right now. lol.
I'm sure it inspired plenty of people to take English classes in the hope that they wouldn't sound as much of a fuckwit his him.
Elect me once, shame on me. Elect me twice, shame on you.
+Fargo Finch LOL
Elect me once, shame on yy... ... you. Elect me twice, shame on yy.... errr... ya can't elect me again!
Fargo Finch "Elect me twice, well can't elect me again"
Fargo Finch Yep. Your profile pic checks out. Carry on. XD
Nope. In his case, elect me once, shame on you, elect me twice, shame on you. lol
“Thank you your holiness awesome speech”
"The prime minister of India uuuuhhhhhhhh... No." 😂😂
Vote No
@@sidharthkumar5636no, that's not no, no is someone else
"too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their LoVe with women all across this country" LOL! I'm dying.
What does that even mean?
His best one!
@@UPPERKEES I'm assuming he was going for something along the lines of the OBGYNs can't practice the profession they love across the county (a slight word fumble makes it sound weird and creepy, but that's why it was clipped of course)
😂 😂 😂 That quote is legendary
The quote is indeed legendary but Bush would get torched to death for it these days.
there's not enough time between each ism for me to recover.
Same. I also didn’t stop laughing for several minutes after the video after the video ended.
1:24 -- Why did he always look like he was smuggling a tennis ball in each armpit?
He's a war mongering evil man thats why.. that's how someone after a war stands
Thank your holiness, awesome Speech
Siiick speech 😂
The first clip was just pure irony.
Borderline Freudian slip...
At this point bush seems like a simple good old country boy
Yeah, given that he's actually a super WASPy New England boy!
@@yannick245 + No, he's an afterbirth that lived.
Far from it
yannick245 He was raised in midland texas and houston. he also worked on oil rigs after college. he mat have been born in a hospital in NE and went to school there, but he’s a texan
@@seandunn2062 Worked on oil rigs! That has to be some kind of crafted story to bolster his popularity with working stiffs. Frat boy president, that's GB Junior.
"it was not always a given that the united states and america would have a close relationship" 😂😂
Sweet home Ala-merica
Geographically speaking he is correct
1861
Well, there was the civil war, you know.
"....it means there's jobs at the machine making place." lmao!!!!
i hear there's rumors on the internets.
Too bad; I've filters on the internets.
You can find them on the Google.
Find them on the google 👿
Ever heard of the google? I use it to pull up maps
.... so are we. (Smiles) They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people.... and neither do we. (smiles) LOL I died laughing!! Too funny!
At least he was honest xD
His delivery is flawless
Who would have thought that we'd have someone outdo Bushism compilations with each speech?
Yes, as a Bulgarian I am very proud of the great achievements that have been achieved.
I mean at least he tried lmao
I don't see how anyone could say he's a bad guy. He's just dumb.
Bush did 9/11
Grampy Bush made the Nazis.
Well, being dumb is no excuse for launching two terrible wars, fucking up the Middle-East for the forseeable future, and being an all-round terrible president nationally and internationally.
Sure, he's much too stupid to have done it intentionally, but he still *did* it, didn't he?
+Clemens Stubble He can seek comfort in the fact that he won't be as bad as Trump is going to be.
Bush was (extremely) dumb and naive, definitely no mastermind. Cheney was the real evil one. He played Bush like a fiddle during those 8 years
This is the best Bushisms compilation I've seen.
For anyone born after 2008, this is exactly what you saw on the evening news virtually every week for eight straight years while he ran the country's economy down the drain and got us involved in two thus far unresolved wars in the middle of the desert.
And we voted for him. Twice.
Most people didn't vote for him the first time.
@@calebcorrea7556 Conspiracy theories now?
@@dewok2706 It's not a conspiracy theory. I like Bush, but he definitely lost the popular vote in 2000 (but won it in 2004).
@@stefan4159Not to mention the simple fact that more people *didn't vote*, than vote for either of the two candidates.
The fact that this comment was written around ~2011 means that Bush would’ve been out of office for no more than ~3 years at the time of writing.
He gets shoe thrown at him and smiles like “bring it on bitch, keep ‘‘em coming I’m ready” 😂😂😂
He's such a bitch who gets things thrown at him back in his person-life, already!
"People in Louisiana must know that all across our country, there's a lot of prayer - prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down and I'm one of them."
That moment at 1:47 is just like in class when you get called to answer a question and you haven't been paying attention
The US has more then 300 people ....Sure do ...LMAO!
basslvck(aka)MATT
we have at least double that
+Jared Ragan At least?
Sometimes I forget about the warcrimes when I hear bushisms, he sounds so simple and innocent
Just blame cheney and keep loving Bush... works for me whenever i see clips like this... you should hear him talk about his painting hobby now, the man is adorable
Terrible President. Great person. Love the man!
He wasn't that bad
+ALecksalex1 you're living in a different world than I am then....
One of the worst presidents but he seem to have a great personality I'll give him that..
Cole George I mean he's not as good as Obama but alot better than say Trump
Cole George I wouldn't rate him a terrible president. He wasn't the greatest president but I think he did a good job in foreign policy considering the hand we were dealt at that time. His massive deficits were a problem, and from what I hear "No child left behind" was not great, and his public speaking skills left a lot to be desired but he projects strength and capability. He had a great sense of humor, and took all the criticism in stride. He also did not leverage his position for more money and power after leaving office, the way the Clintons did, and he didn't go on TV every other week and comment on the next administration like you know Obama will. The man has class and treated I the office with the dignity it deserves. I don't think he gets enough credit for this.
2:32 that was a pretty good reaction time though
Angelica Guerrero you got yourself a subscriber
make that 2
he used to work as a target at the army.
Bush looked like he kinda enjoyed that, he's all "Finally, the boring talking part is over, time for some dodge-shoe!"
He should have caught one and screamed "You're out! Them's the rules!"
that is one president you can hate at 1st but love him after xD xD xD xD xD
Bush is a cool dude. Obviously was never fit to be President. But he seems kind, respectful, and someone I would hang out with.
Absolutely
*Bush* : "I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully."
*Lovecraft* : "Right?? I've been saying this for a hundred years, man."
🎆🎆🎆🎆
Is our children learning?
Apparently not.
irllcd13. if you teach the children to read he or her can pass a literacy test. President without proper English love it
"The main thing we have to ask is: Is our children learning?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah they missed that one right?
Its incredibly impressive the accuracy of the dude who threw his shoes. You know how long he must have practiced to huck 2 absolute LASERS back to back like that? Both friggin locked-in tomahawk missile headshots!
And it would have been a massacre if not for Bush's catlike agility
Dubya is not a pessimist he's an optometrist
i imagine him searching for WMDs in google maps xD
*the google maps
Don't worry the people of America.
The rest of the world always found him hilarious.
Paul H yeah now America has hilarious-Hillary...wat a pity!
Not the Middle East.
except for iraq
A million civilians and their families in Iraq disagree
" I have filter on internets"
I didn't watch this, as I lived through it. But I hope "It's hard to put food on your family" is in there. All-time classic foot in mouth.
"Fool me once....shame on.......... Shame on you".
Everything you need to know in life 😂
"Fool me twice, well, we won't get fooled again YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"We got issue in Amurrica. Too many good Doc's are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNS aren't able to practice their...Their love with women all across this country" LMFAO!!! I die every time !!
It's like he paused to think of the worst possible word. Trade? nah. Jobs? nah. Training? nah. Love! That's the one.
@@dalenewton9697his aides before he took the stage probably kept telling him "there's a lot of women out there today, we need more female voters for the gop, go hit a home run" and he thought that line was a grand slam🤣
Hardest try not to laugh challenge ever made
15 years ago he was seen as an idiot, now he’d be fairly tame in this political landscape.
He was a somewhat harmless idiot
Nah. He was still a monster.
Only because people have short memories
@@bilbobaggins9451he wasn’t a monster he was just incompetent and naive. As a result he picked people as his advisors who were actual monsters, like Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney.
@@asherhayes2429 I don't buy the whole, "He was just some silly little guy who happened to be surrounded by vipers." He wanted to invade the middle east and declare it as a holy war.
Bush is someone I would be friends with...certainly not presidential material. He's more like the guy you could watch fart videos with and laugh for hours.
you can watch fart videos for hours?
DjDz I could watch George W Bush videos for hours. And if they ever repeal that stupid amendment about the two term limit, I'd vote him into a third, fourth, tenth term.
UBUNTU UBUNTU He was always good for entertainment. I think he'd do quite well as a political analyst for Fox News. I'd actually watch that crap if they had an hour show starring G-Dub.
Make-Make Fox News? Maybe. The Tonight Show...can you imagine? They wouldn't even need writers. He just goes on there and does his thing. And he'd still be funnier than Fallon.
Make-Make
...while drinking a couple of bottles of whiskey so you can get at least a shot.
"Prayer for those who's lives have been turned upside down; and I'm one of em"
Yeah, it was upside down that this man was elected President, and we needed prayer across our country to get through it.
who’s -> whose
BUSH FOR WALMART GREETER 2016 !
2:32 😂
As a Syrian Muslim Bush is hands down the funniest president I have ever laid eyes on
The look on his face when he saw the shoes being thrown at him. 😂
The pure look of innocence joy focus and concentration of dodging while grinning is priceless
It always puts me in a good mood when I see that clip on how ready he was to dodge without even getting mad
ayeeee anoother syrrian muslim int he willlldddd
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Miles more funny than that Trump crap.
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@@maxsmusings339 yeah he is !
Great personality, terrible impact on the globe.
He had not impact on the globe, he only had impact on our own nation. America is not responsible for what goes on in other countries.
@@TheLegoMaster261 are you taking the piss?
@@TheLegoMaster261 Have you ever heard of war?
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people.
And neither do we."
Glorious.
”They never stop coming up with new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we”. The best freudian slip ever :D
“WHERE WINGS TAKE DREAM” i am LOSING my mind at this
"I know that human being and fish can coexist peacefully."-W.
"There's jobs at the machine making place"!! Lmao. I love how he makes things up as he goes along! 🇺🇸❤️
As an Indian, I had no idea that Dr. No was our prime minister. You learn new things every day.
*Human beings and fish can coexist peacefully? Since when? Tell that shit to a fisherman. It's a never ending war longer than Afghanistan! LMAO*
+AL Ian It took a while to thaw, so it's going to take a while to un-thaw!
+AL Ian *The 2 guys, with the 1,000 yard Vietnam stares, behind Bush know humans and fish will never be at peace with one another! It's a 1,000 year fish massacre! LOL* th-cam.com/video/Be6tunbRcs8/w-d-xo.htmlm55s
As one-sided as the belligerence is, you have it coming to ya.
@@Dr170 As long as men have fishing poles there will be no peace between fish and men. 😂😂😂
You know a country is in some deep shit when they vote in someone like this... Twice as well!
nope 4 times if your counting Obama's bullshit
Al Fonz From a non-biased Australian point of view, Obama's reforms are fantastic! They are actually bringing the USA into the 21st century (in line with countries like Aus, NZ and the UK)
thoriume Well yeah, Capitalism is a stupid idea in it's current form....
Your telling me that it's fantastic Sparky the Geowolf that our president swore an oath to up hold the U.S. constitution then spends his time trying to undermine and destroy it's principles such as the second amendment.
Al Fonz Yeah Obama doesn't want the best for the American people! A right to affordable healthcare. Pff silly idea, What's more important is your right to AUTOMATIC WEAPONS!! Obama's priorities are all out of whack.
This guy graduated from Yale and Harvard, and became the world's most important figure for several years?!
If you believe he was ever the most important figure in anything you missed the point of rise in power.
That was only because his daddy bailed him out of everything!
Ah, book... cover...
Only graduated from Yale and Harvard because of daddy money and status. He's got the intelligence of a rock.
Anyone here actually believe he wrote his own college papers ? 🤣
It is a crime that “watch this drive” is not in this video
"thank you your holiness, awesome speech" hahaha love it
So happy I watched this today. I needed to laugh.
Human beings and fish can coexist peacefully. One love
Awww 🐟🐠🐡😁🫧❤️
Michael Scott in the Oval Office
The scary thing are the American audience members in the background, they don't even flinch when a leader says something stupid. If this happened in England, absolutely everyone would start laughing.
what could you really expect from conservatives?
if it was any other country he'd be working on a building site
Nah most Americans think he's an idiot. Obama and Bush are both horrible
***** nah I'm guessing people who go out to cheer bush wouldn't even notice his blunders
They guy misspoke a lot, big deal.
one of the best stand up comedians ever!!!
Bush was the comedic gift that kept on giving.
he is Michael Scott from the Office
“Fool me can’t get fooled again” ahahah J Cole was genius to include this soundbite
George w bush has mad potential in comedy, but he got into a wrong career.
Him getting reelected was the greatest joke of the century
He IS a joke.
Rice It was only four years into the century, so it wasn't much of an achievement.
+Rice that was Obama's second term
Second that comment sire
WTF this is pure gold. I wonder, what if US people voted him into office just to have a good laugh.
twice haha
+notthis prickagain No, just the second time. The first time, his brother and his daddy's friends gave it to him...
+S.R. The second time, the officials in Ohio tilted the game for him, with a little assist from friends who made the electronic voting machines.
S.R. that's just as bad...they re-elected him
Oh I'm sorry, what part of 4 trillion dollars and 4000 soldiers' lives lost in Iraq makes the Bush presidency better than a Gore presidency?
Fool me once 😭😭😭😂😂😂😅
You fooled me but I can't get fooled again.
woodencan shame on you
For what?
It's the five seconds of dead air as his brain rummages through his filing cabinets screaming "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHITSHITSHITSHIT."
And this guy was our President???
MrWhataboss23 for 2 full terms
to be fair, the "internets" was still new then.
Hannah Dyson TRUMP 2020!!!! GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP
@@SKY_FATH3R GOD BLESS PRESIDENT BIDEN!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Rather have him than Trump anytime!
Scary,that people like Bush are given so much power.
asif hussain He had bad policies, yes. But he was funny as fuck and I'd rather have someone who is like him than a stale zombie like most other presidents are.
fiakuma29 Any more who follows their leader?
GIve me one good reason why I am an idiot based on what you've seen me type here. ONE good, legitimate reason.
I can give one on why you are an idiot; You assumed I was american and that I vote in your elections even though nothingi n my comment even implied it. :)
***** Cry me a river. :)