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  • @savageantelope3306
    @savageantelope3306 ปีที่แล้ว +4822

    “We’re a totally peaceful racist group” even killed the crowd lmao

    • @heighwaymusic
      @heighwaymusic ปีที่แล้ว +233

      And then he had the audacity to turn around and point at everyone say, “NO STOP LAUGHING”

    • @sakura5sango6
      @sakura5sango6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@heighwaymusic IKR. "Who the hell are you even pointing at now??!" xD

    • @henocksherlock3340
      @henocksherlock3340 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They are more peaceful than any lousy left-wing crowd loonies & redditor dwellers. They don't loot & destroy properties

    • @anne402
      @anne402 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Freudian slip 😭

    • @Tetragramix
      @Tetragramix 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean he wasn't wrong. Give him a break.

  • @jamesforgington3315
    @jamesforgington3315 ปีที่แล้ว +15398

    Obama threatening the Jonas Brothers with Predator Drones sounds like something straight out of cards against humanity

    • @sieve5
      @sieve5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      @Tawheed_Taqwa_Tawakkul That makes it 1000% funnier in the worst way.

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Amazing

    • @_blank-_
      @_blank-_ ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@sieve5 Nah it's pretty tasteless, it would be like Putin joking about mercenaries

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@_blank-_exactly

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      It's actually even more disturbing because he's jokingly referring to an incident where he actually murdered an American teenager with a drone.

  • @Halbumen
    @Halbumen ปีที่แล้ว +4279

    "c'mon larry! be gay!" will always be with me now

    • @radiofreered
      @radiofreered ปีที่แล้ว +111

      "It's alright, man!"

    • @Wandering4dayz
      @Wandering4dayz ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hunterprt1274
      @hunterprt1274 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He was caught in a male Airport bathroom trying hookup with someone in a stall

    • @InquisitorXarius
      @InquisitorXarius 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The funny thing is its even funnier with the context.

    • @InquisitorXarius
      @InquisitorXarius 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      1:41 😂

  • @someasiandude4797
    @someasiandude4797 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1366

    Hearing someone cheering and yelling “bye bye pervert!” Is the funniest thing in existence

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      1:40 is truly hilarious

    • @earthavi
      @earthavi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      tbf he was a pervert lol

    • @Matt-q9g
      @Matt-q9g 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's like a South park clip 😂

  • @joebaumgart1146
    @joebaumgart1146 ปีที่แล้ว +14338

    "We're a totally peaceful racist group"

    • @MommyKhaos
      @MommyKhaos ปีที่แล้ว +1542

      The way he turned around like a fucking ghoul and pointed at them

    • @vietnamesenoodle3280
      @vietnamesenoodle3280 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

      man tried to defend the group chat

    • @MrA6060
      @MrA6060 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      leave me and the boys alone we are racist only with each other >:D

    • @KolMan2000
      @KolMan2000 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Average discord moderator

    • @hylianmango8272
      @hylianmango8272 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      me defending the group chat

  • @SeanKL107
    @SeanKL107 ปีที่แล้ว +2720

    I forgot the time President Obama threatened to kill the Jonas Brothers with a drone

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 ปีที่แล้ว

      I almost forgot how this joke came after he actually did murder an American teenager with a drone. Obama is war criminal just like Bush

    • @SahloFolina2161
      @SahloFolina2161 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I never even knew it happened.

    • @_exolite
      @_exolite 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      I hope you know how wild of a sentence this is

    • @vanconojl
      @vanconojl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      xD

  • @matiya158
    @matiya158 ปีที่แล้ว +5131

    I wish america was real

  • @personnoun7086
    @personnoun7086 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    "... despite having died last month" damn that killed me

    • @antonberkbigler5759
      @antonberkbigler5759 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Legit I did a double take, went back ten seconds thinking “did I just hear that right?”

    • @HeatBoi
      @HeatBoi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It Killed him a Month Before That

    • @Tetragramix
      @Tetragramix 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We all know who the dead vote for.

  • @quintiniusverginix7827
    @quintiniusverginix7827 ปีที่แล้ว +6672

    The transition from the undeniably epic clip of Clinton playing the sax to the one of Hilary nae-naeing gave me whiplash

    • @dguy0386
      @dguy0386 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      and to think they're married

    • @eel9
      @eel9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      best part of the video

    • @thecrystalballvideos
      @thecrystalballvideos ปีที่แล้ว +33

      haha whiplash

    • @hissingbeatles499
      @hissingbeatles499 ปีที่แล้ว

      and to think bill clinton raped a woman in 1978. crazy!

    • @duncanurquhart5278
      @duncanurquhart5278 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      the original cringefail wife

  • @LakesideTrey
    @LakesideTrey ปีที่แล้ว +4566

    As a Kentuckian I can attest the representative is still rapping Rick and Morty to this day

    • @Doctor_Drama_Mama
      @Doctor_Drama_Mama ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Please tell you guys are dropping him off food and water

    • @roshnipatel2000
      @roshnipatel2000 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      As Kentuckian, can’t agree more 😂😂😂

    • @ThomasTales
      @ThomasTales ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Doctor_Drama_Mama can't afford it

    • @emmycarlstromulvling4997
      @emmycarlstromulvling4997 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doing the lords work lol

    • @kelbyrose1686
      @kelbyrose1686 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol we love Senator Thomas

  • @WordUnheard
    @WordUnheard ปีที่แล้ว +3839

    2:44 MTG actually said "Peach tree dish" instead of "petri dish".
    This is one of the many, many reasons why you don't choose politics over science.

    • @FawfulDied
      @FawfulDied ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I actually think she knows how to say it, and knows exactly what she's doing. Having listened to her speak on C-SPAN, the way she "misspeaks" is just too perfect.

    • @altr-d5177
      @altr-d5177 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      I can’t believe that Magic: the Gathering actually said that

    • @efenedick1305
      @efenedick1305 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Or, if you do choose politics, they need to go together

    • @GaySatanicClowns
      @GaySatanicClowns ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It made me plan to get a pretty little plate with peach branches on it for my grandma. And when I give it to her I'll explain the backstory and she'll find it hilarious.

    • @SleepyGolen
      @SleepyGolen ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I lost brain cells listening to her dw

  • @tamarawingfield9325
    @tamarawingfield9325 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +435

    "BYE BYE, PERVERT!!" and "I Yield MY TIME." are probably two of the greatest reactions/announcements ever made, in my opinion.

  • @felipebulac
    @felipebulac ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    I haven't slept in nearly 24 hours and watching that middle aged man rapping Rick and Morty by Soulja Boy is making my reality implode

    • @CityRatFortnite
      @CityRatFortnite ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Dawg go to sleep 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😌😌😌😌😌😴😴😥😣😴😌😴😴😴😌😌

    • @PissyLissy
      @PissyLissy ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I hope you get some sleep man

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ ปีที่แล้ว +11

      good to know i'm not the only one, all of my memories have been blending together

    • @spencykings3182
      @spencykings3182 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@necromech_ you go to sleep too

  • @jonathancampbell5231
    @jonathancampbell5231 ปีที่แล้ว +3637

    I was rolling my eyes at Mike Pence until I realised it was Garfield he was honouring- Garfield deserves respect.

    • @ookami5329
      @ookami5329 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      bro just rolling his eyes before he knows what the man is even saying

    • @EliteGordon1337
      @EliteGordon1337 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ookami5329 the natural response to a retarded politician 🤪

    • @austinthesan-antonian3932
      @austinthesan-antonian3932 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only based thing pence has done lol

    • @delano4526
      @delano4526 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ookami5329 fax I only ignore Joe because he only says racist things or gibberish so what else should I expect

    • @KorvasYT
      @KorvasYT ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Honestly I thought he was gonna honor Socks(Clinton's cat)

  • @daisybeaulieu1789
    @daisybeaulieu1789 ปีที่แล้ว +1665

    imagine going back in time to like 1776 and showing the founding fathers these compilations

    • @space__idklmao
      @space__idklmao ปีที่แล้ว +152

      They would probably crucify Adams for the church and state comment

    • @TheHouseAlwaysWins20
      @TheHouseAlwaysWins20 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Knowing half the people in this comp, we deftintly still need separation of Church and state

    • @A_Spooky_Dude
      @A_Spooky_Dude ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fun Fact: time traveling goofballs are actually the reason we have the electoral college! For this exact reason, too!

    • @sakura5sango6
      @sakura5sango6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They would be the same not gonna lie xd

    • @saagabragi6938
      @saagabragi6938 ปีที่แล้ว

      They'd change their minds about independence if they learned America became the worst country in the world.

  • @swiftedg
    @swiftedg ปีที่แล้ว +1297

    2:42 she clearly knows a lot about "peach tree dishes"

    • @francisnicolas1819
      @francisnicolas1819 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I know our representatives are supposed to represent the actual intelligence level of most Americans, but Jesus, I didn't mean like this.

    • @Chrnan6710
      @Chrnan6710 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Especially being from Georgia

    • @swiftedg
      @swiftedg ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@francisnicolas1819 Have you tried the delicious re-preservatives from this fine peach tree?

    • @buttsmcgee1227
      @buttsmcgee1227 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Chrnan6710 Petri Street, Petri Road

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@francisnicolas1819 She represents the actual intelligence level of the average American redneck

  • @gregh5061
    @gregh5061 ปีที่แล้ว +4289

    Obama casually saying "Predator drones" is dark asf.

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Exactly it’s not funny

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      That's because he actually did murder an American teenager with a drone and that's what he's joking about here

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@dovidstaples9985 exactly and many other

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@Bell_plejdo568p and he bombed a Doctor's Without Borders hospital

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@dovidstaples9985 that’s all we know he probably did a lot way worse shit

  • @roopkd
    @roopkd ปีที่แล้ว +482

    I don’t know what’s funnier the, “He should take up knitting” or the guy who won a seat despite being long dead
    💀💀

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      KNITTING

    • @guardianforce3460
      @guardianforce3460 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nah the pimp Hof winning 😂😂😂

  • @GrubbyWubby
    @GrubbyWubby ปีที่แล้ว +4714

    oh man i hope i don't have to eat the meat that grows in a peach tree dish

    • @dguy0386
      @dguy0386 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      that's actually something my family talked about at the dinner table the other day apparently meat grown in laboratories is something people are working on

    • @sammyismuff
      @sammyismuff ปีที่แล้ว

      First they took away your coal 💨and now the deepstate will take away your pigs 🐖 cows 🐄 and chickens 🐓 They’ll feed you a more economical 💵 ethical 👼 lab grown meat 🥩 and you won’t even know the difference. At least we now know where planned parenthood’s waste is going 🙀

      This country is beyond satire

    • @infinitium8460
      @infinitium8460 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      @@dguy0386 The joke is that it's called a petri (pea-tree) dish, not a "peach-tree" dish.
      Also, how is this a political debate? It's a new food source, what's wrong with it? Let the science of growing tissue develop. Think of its other uses, things like growing skin for grafts, replacing lost muscles, etc

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@infinitium8460Marjorie Taylor Greene is a politician and far-right conspiracy theorist.
      She also has brought memes into Congress.

    • @PetBrickProductions
      @PetBrickProductions ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I heard that Bill Gates was putting micro chips in there too. The thing is, we have no idea if they're lightly salted chips, barbecue chips, or straight up Doritios.

  • @jakobchrist2792
    @jakobchrist2792 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    The first guy delivered his message perfectly..

    • @micosstar
      @micosstar ปีที่แล้ว +49

      it’s a banger!

    • @TheTELproductions
      @TheTELproductions ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I met that same guy on counter strike a while ago, he seemed like a good dude actually

    • @noenaem1389
      @noenaem1389 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What’s the video called? I love it

    • @noenaem1389
      @noenaem1389 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@TheTELproductionsif u see him again tell him I have a crush on him

    • @mirihawk
      @mirihawk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      “i yield my time, FUCK YOU” ik he was giggling for weeks after that

  • @BthIX
    @BthIX ปีที่แล้ว +1820

    Suggestions for part 4:
    -Jeb Bush's "please clap"
    -Trump at the 2016 debates saying "small hands means something else, i assure you there is no problem down there"
    -Pete Buttigeig's "come on you gotta clap for that"
    -last week Lindsey Graham being invited on stage by Trump and boo'ed at during his entire speech
    Hillary's "Pokemon Go To The Polls"
    -new DeSantis War Room ad featuring Patrick Bateman and Gigachad
    -white people dancing horribly at Pete Buttigeig rally

    • @tornadodex1366
      @tornadodex1366 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      PLEASE add the gigachad ad

    • @cano4085
      @cano4085 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      the Hillary pokemon one was in the first part i think, the rest are gold lmao

    • @eles928
      @eles928 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      DeSantis's Twitter campaign launch and the Trump Campaigns' subsequent parody need to be on there too

    • @bsame
      @bsame ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Joe Biden falling off of a bike

    • @annderainer1277
      @annderainer1277 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd like to add Marjorie Taylor Green and boeberts bitch fight on the congress floor

  • @keagaming9837
    @keagaming9837 ปีที่แล้ว +3375

    It does not matter what you believe in, it does not matter what or who you think is right or wrong.
    We can all agree that this is comedy gold.

    • @cosinev1265
      @cosinev1265 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm so tired of seeing these centrist bullshit comments floating to the top of these videos

    • @Edp445IsAPedo96
      @Edp445IsAPedo96 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Clown world

    • @insanepykl3603
      @insanepykl3603 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes as much as I despise mr schiff. I despised him the least when he had to sing for the Mets.
      This is truly something people of all sides of the isle can enjoy

    • @anbadname
      @anbadname ปีที่แล้ว

      And most of us can agree that american politics are autistic

    • @itachispinkytoe6289
      @itachispinkytoe6289 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why does someone have to say this under every single one of these videos

  • @bananabrain364
    @bananabrain364 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Just a couple ideas. AOC playing Among Us, Ted Cruz reading 'Green Eggs and Ham' during his 21 hour filibuster, and of course the Tiger King guy

    • @Scr4mbledM3ggs
      @Scr4mbledM3ggs ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Can’t forget Donald trump getting his entire audience to start chanting “turn off the lights”

    • @yansu1269
      @yansu1269 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Green eggs and ham >>>>>

    • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
      @KincaidCalder-vn6bo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait what about AOC?

    • @acoustic_.
      @acoustic_. ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KincaidCalder-vn6boshe played among us

    • @realperson9104
      @realperson9104 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gotta include "I am work with many police officers."

  • @bloxrocks5179
    @bloxrocks5179 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "I lost a bet"
    that phrase will explain pretty much anything tbh

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HHHHHHHHHAHAHAGA

  • @Splatteringram
    @Splatteringram ปีที่แล้ว +558

    If someone who didn’t live through Covid watched the press release on Obama reaching over the chipotle sneeze guard, it would be the funniest clip in here by far.

    • @Tetragramix
      @Tetragramix 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ain't funny when the left shows their true colors and locks you down, huh?

  • @Scr4mbledM3ggs
    @Scr4mbledM3ggs ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    “And now they’re saying I groped a male staffer.”
    “Yeah, I did!”
    I choked so bad on my water oml💀💀

    • @dutchvonrichardson
      @dutchvonrichardson ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I mean how can you follow that up huh? American politics, it’s not for everyone, and even we don’t like it😅

    • @tdun15
      @tdun15 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      tim robinson energy

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      choked? 😳

    • @tired247
      @tired247 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This whole video feels like parks and rec 😭 it can’t be real

  • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
    @judeconnor-macintyre9874 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    "We haven't done anything. We're a totally peaceful racist group"
    What could the context possibly be?

    • @Andre_APM
      @Andre_APM ปีที่แล้ว +38

      America

    • @Tetragramix
      @Tetragramix 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Group chat

  • @anyandeverything15
    @anyandeverything15 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    America gotta be the only country where a mayor would be expected to have a policy position on another nation.

    • @duncanniess1338
      @duncanniess1338 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      He *is* running for president

    • @NekoinaBox2000
      @NekoinaBox2000 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@duncanniess1338 Yes but in most countries, they want you to get people on your cabnet that actually know the issues to help you, not be managing 100 issues a day, on your own because as president you just aren't doing that.

    • @joshuaespinoza8325
      @joshuaespinoza8325 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      my mayor 🤦‍♂, who i was supposed to be working for, until he turned me away and decided to run for president 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

    • @redhidinghood9337
      @redhidinghood9337 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ​@@NekoinaBox2000as a potential president you should know at least the basics

    • @azc261
      @azc261 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you talking about the Uyghurs?

  • @AN-jz3kf
    @AN-jz3kf ปีที่แล้ว +445

    3:32 the Happy Birthday Garfield Commission has got to be the most important thing Mike Pence has ever done

  • @popcornjunky8217
    @popcornjunky8217 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    the best and worst part about all of this is thankfully there will be another episode coming soon. the content flow from the inner circle is strong

  • @LargeLatLad
    @LargeLatLad ปีที่แล้ว +544

    I’ve got to say you guys are the funniest country there is.

    • @dildo_destroyer-445
      @dildo_destroyer-445 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As a true American I can confidently say that my country is it's going to fall apart because Joe Biden mispronounce

    • @LargeLatLad
      @LargeLatLad ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dildo_destroyer-445 Yeah for your sake I hope to god that man doesn’t win 2024.

    • @lazerpie101
      @lazerpie101 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@LargeLatLad What's sad is that he's still better than the major opposing candidates.

    • @Teal-c
      @Teal-c ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Australia has some good gaffes too as we like to copy American politics

    • @JoeJoeAdventurer
      @JoeJoeAdventurer ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lazerpie101 true

  • @joebaumgart1146
    @joebaumgart1146 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Now we need a Bristish version.

    • @jacobarmour6325
      @jacobarmour6325 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      British politics is less pop culture but I love how cynical, sarcastic and dry their humour is. Genuinely basically every Parliament session has constant cheering jeering and chuckling 😅

    • @DylanSimmons-q4p
      @DylanSimmons-q4p ปีที่แล้ว +16

      and a Canadian version

    • @alexj.5207
      @alexj.5207 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A BLOO passport

    • @shredderly
      @shredderly ปีที่แล้ว +12

      OOOOOOOOORRRRRDAAAAAAH

    • @SykoMuffin
      @SykoMuffin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DylanSimmons-q4pit would just be nothing but Ralph Klein quotes lol

  • @ActualAlien_
    @ActualAlien_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    2:06 he sounds like he's trying to hold back tears

  • @zonarde
    @zonarde ปีที่แล้ว +120

    0:37 this feels like it would be part of the blooper reel at the end of a movie

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze ปีที่แล้ว +152

    3:56 This clip is actually incredible, not because of what Adams is saying but because this is one of the few solitary moments his brain wasn’t occupied with thinking of new ways to kill homeless people

  • @hioman
    @hioman ปีที่แล้ว +317

    If you do a part 4 you should do the one video where a guy shows up to a zoom town hall meeting dressed as a clown, and says "as a clown I don't feel underrepresented in the government"

    • @dollin9515
      @dollin9515 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He really shouldn't lol

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Legendary

  • @gamefreakforlife
    @gamefreakforlife ปีที่แล้ว +432

    For some reason the woman saying peach tree disk when trying to say petri dish is what killed me.
    They don't even know their own language and are active in politics.

    • @alicevioleta3184
      @alicevioleta3184 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      she's a representative from my state... we're fucked.

    • @ohheyfullmetal
      @ohheyfullmetal ปีที่แล้ว +67

      You should look her up because she says some of the CRAZIEST shit I have ever heard in my life on the daily

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd vote Rep every day of the week, but MTG is the embodiement of the Dunning-Kruger effect. It's hard to tell where her stupidity ends and her insanity begins.

    • @ForsakenBacon89
      @ForsakenBacon89 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      She also thinks Jewish space lazers started the California wildfires

    • @Rexini_Kobalt
      @Rexini_Kobalt ปีที่แล้ว +5

      reminds me of gespacho police 😂

  • @redfaction7185
    @redfaction7185 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Man, I can only imagine how much of these out-of-context moments would be made in back then. Especially with Andrew Jackson.

    • @amoureux6502
      @amoureux6502 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lincoln made up a persona to basically send troll letters to a political rival of his, James Shields, leading to them planning a sword duel on a small island in the Mississippi; I can only imagine what kind of antics these vids would include if we could have clips from that far back

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@amoureux6502 Lincoln is a professional wrestler, imagine the crazy clips we can get.

    • @Ultravenom1
      @Ultravenom1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      If only we could have recorded every duel Jackson was in. It'd make history class insane.

  • @sibrilliant
    @sibrilliant ปีที่แล้ว +176

    The part with Bush Sr. and broccoli was so damn wholesome and funny

  • @NotReal-b9z
    @NotReal-b9z ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Mr. Speaker please tell me my time is expired" fucking, lol.

  • @ziongite
    @ziongite ปีที่แล้ว +149

    0:36 why is the woman the only one to laugh, that was hilarious. The men sitting next to her all have stone faces like they are barely human and don't even have emotions or understand humour, quite scary.

    • @Beaverhound
      @Beaverhound ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The men didn't really look like they were paying attention in the first place, so maybe they didn't understand what he said.

    • @sapereaude7376
      @sapereaude7376 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They probably were in disbelief as to what they just heard, I know I was lol like wtf 😂

  • @SleepyGolen
    @SleepyGolen ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Some of them are genuinely funny and not serious stuff but the other ones make me want to move to Iceland right away

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fr, the totally peaceful racist group one is hilarious but then hearing a guy say that church and state are inseparable is very concerning.

    • @Gabriel_JudgeofHell
      @Gabriel_JudgeofHell 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nathangaspacio6128that random the guy is the mayor of my city

    • @Tetragramix
      @Tetragramix 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bye

  • @emica1427
    @emica1427 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    American politics is like the funniest sitcom

  • @crownefarious8436
    @crownefarious8436 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    2:00 WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE HE'S IN GENUINE ANGUISH THO 💀

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      IKR HE KINDA GOT IT THO

    • @ProtoAlpha
      @ProtoAlpha 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I've never seen a guy in a guy want to die so bad😂😂😂.

  • @toothscrape
    @toothscrape ปีที่แล้ว +484

    "what's a uygher?" i've never laughed so hard in my fucking life i'd vote for him based on that alone holy fuck i'm in literal tears

    • @whitneysmiltank
      @whitneysmiltank ปีที่แล้ว +20

      what are figurative tears?

    • @zhakest8328
      @zhakest8328 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I honestly don’t get what that means at all

    • @Rexini_Kobalt
      @Rexini_Kobalt ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@zhakest8328 its a muslim minority group in china that is currently undergoing _straight up genocide_ by the ccp, including labor camps and organ harvesting. pretty typical ccp stuff. the original commentor is basically saying he has the same amount of humanity as a nazi, i.e. none 🙃, and so did 109 other people

    • @jjabbott7249
      @jjabbott7249 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@zhakest8328 I think the funny part is that a uygher is essentially an oppressed Muslim group in China. There's a massive human rights issue over it, so a politician should absolutely know what that is.

    • @timurdobrianskyi179
      @timurdobrianskyi179 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@whitneysmiltankwhen you're figure drawing, and you accidentally draw tears

  • @ChronicNewb
    @ChronicNewb ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "meat that grows in a peach tree dish" I'm dying

  • @Datroflshopper
    @Datroflshopper ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The broccoli clip had me rolling

  • @DragonsAndDragons777
    @DragonsAndDragons777 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Whoever makes these, they are absolutely hilarious

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    0:36 dude imagine getting laughed at by that many people in a situation that's supposed to be completely serious

  • @Icepiq72
    @Icepiq72 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Politicians trying to be relatable is such a huge slap on the face

  • @TitaniumTurbine
    @TitaniumTurbine ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:38 This is schizophrenia personified, even if this might only be political rhetoric. Consider this, it is estimated that there are 20 million Americans with *untreated schizophrenia*. If you or a loved one is experiencing intense episodes of paranoia, delusions, incorrect retelling of events/people, bouts of random/intense anger, memory loss… please consider seeking treatment ASAP. Not all schizophrenics may experience the same symptoms, but all schizophrenics deserve to live their life to the fullest.

  • @Bellarina-e4e
    @Bellarina-e4e หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    0:13 Okay, that was legendary

  • @annieothername
    @annieothername ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Our system was (further) crushed by the 24hr news cycle but now we have treasure trove of the funniest content, thank you for watching decades old clips and cutting them all together!

  • @theonetruebean8800
    @theonetruebean8800 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "bill gates fake meat grown in a peach tree dish", my favorite quote ever

  • @Evan-px6jb
    @Evan-px6jb ปีที่แล้ว +39

    We are living in a South Park episode

    • @vihailevagi
      @vihailevagi ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, because cherry-picked clips mean we’re living in a South Park episode

    • @drelezar7745
      @drelezar7745 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or GTA 5

  • @darrianphillips
    @darrianphillips ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Joking about killing more people with drones because he knows he got away with it.

    • @fredsifyable
      @fredsifyable ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😮‍💨

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Sometimes admitting to the crime in a joking manner is the best way to keep people distracted

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly he’s a criminal

    • @wafflepoet5437
      @wafflepoet5437 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Bell_plejdo568pIndeed. Criminality, to say nothing of war crimes, is literally a requisite of being POTUS.

    • @haywoodjablowmi1427
      @haywoodjablowmi1427 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Bell_plejdo568p That’s what happens when you’re president of a country like the US. Every US president has blood on their hands…

  • @DHawkBeats
    @DHawkBeats ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Starting off immediately with the guy yelling over zoom and the lady going thank you was already crazy 😂

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At she kept her cool😭

    • @donniefleuryy.29
      @donniefleuryy.29 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nah ts took me out 😂😂best start to a video

  • @darthfastball1150
    @darthfastball1150 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You HAVE to include parts of the 2022 Arizona Republican candidates for Governor debates. It was one of the most unhinged videos I’ve ever watched

  • @DigitalWolverine
    @DigitalWolverine ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Knowing you make these amazing edits and also update Wikipedia pages on some of these political goofballs is nothing short of astounding. Great work!

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn ปีที่แล้ว +122

    2:07 american politicians when theyre asked what to do about real wages dropping and more vacant houses than unhoused people

    • @entertainmint3030
      @entertainmint3030 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Homeless

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Republican Party

    • @SilverDart214
      @SilverDart214 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@hamburgerhamburgerv2 Both parties are at fault here not just the Republicans

    • @jamesburdian56
      @jamesburdian56 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SilverDart214m8 it’s just capitalism at this point

    • @ChupeTTe
      @ChupeTTe ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jamesburdian56
      Na bro its america in europe we are also capitalist we boat good, japanese are capitalists theyre even better off than europeans somehow. Its a merica problem

  • @sunnysidedown404
    @sunnysidedown404 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:59 "I'm Stan and I was wrong. I'm singing the Stan Wrong Song"

  • @rice_frying_shrimp
    @rice_frying_shrimp ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "fake meat that grows in a peachtree dish" well bone apple teeth to me, that sounds delish!

    • @ingeaten
      @ingeaten ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice rhyme

  • @SebiHemke
    @SebiHemke ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "... managed to win a seat tuesday in nevada state assembly, despite having died last month" got me so good omg

  • @MrBigCookieCrumble
    @MrBigCookieCrumble ปีที่แล้ว +22

    OK the broccoli bit at the end is actually hillarious.

  • @anscart2969
    @anscart2969 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Finally another compilation of my favourite comedy show: US politics

  • @tyler3876
    @tyler3876 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Mike Pence shouting out Garfield is the representation we all need

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YES

  • @sachiekat1238
    @sachiekat1238 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    How is this the most powerful nation on earth

    • @DeusTex-Mex
      @DeusTex-Mex ปีที่แล้ว +27

      money

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Britain hooked them up.

    • @henryneubert7798
      @henryneubert7798 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Their geography makes their playthrough into an easy mode. It's almost unfair. Large population (due to size and immigration being attractive), fertile lands, long coasts, resources, distance from european conflicts and their country already started westernized. During the 20th century, the european dwarf states basically commited suicide in the form of the 2 World Wars, and the Soviet Union collapsed due to having an equally delusional ideology but being honest about it's authoritarianism instead of masquerading itself as a democracy. By having that minimalistic democratic system, the USA has the legitimacy of a democracy in the eyes of its own poorly educated people while also having a strong leader and a nice and stable oligarchical skeleton. It's not really about competence, you basically have to screw up on purpose to not become the most powerful nation with this geography and historical circumstances.

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henryneubert7798wdym it’s started westernizing and yes thease polictions are puppet the deep start runs everything

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henryneubert7798also the US is a imperlist nation and destroy any economic and military competitors

  • @0cthulhu077
    @0cthulhu077 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    love these so much makes you feel better about how screwed we are

  • @mario44340
    @mario44340 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This country is so freaking goofy and I love living in it

  • @dguy0386
    @dguy0386 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    please keep posting these they are awesome!!!

  • @jjames3948
    @jjames3948 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    We live in a cartoon. Or, perhaps a peach-tree dish.

  • @chrisrosencrans
    @chrisrosencrans ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Come on man be gay" fucking killed me 😂

  • @zazzzyman
    @zazzzyman ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The "thank you" after the dude popped off was so good.

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She has so much self control.

  • @lampinasuit892
    @lampinasuit892 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:42 He made this speech after it was made public he was arrested for trying to hire a male prostitute, so he did turn out to be gay

  • @zh2266
    @zh2266 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:45 "a peach tree dish"

    • @alex_mcburney
      @alex_mcburney ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My favorite scientific instrument

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love using those in pale e on tall oh ghee! /joke

  • @westmezzanine4321
    @westmezzanine4321 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I swear MTG lives on another planet
    Edit: Also would love to see W's "fool me once" gaffe in one of these compilations if you keep making them. Makes me laugh every time

    • @grugiv
      @grugiv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gamer pfp

  • @MirrorDepth
    @MirrorDepth ปีที่แล้ว +25

    America is truly the Florida of the world.

    • @PerogiXW
      @PerogiXW ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maybe Earth is the Florida of the Milky Way, and that's why the aliens won't talk to us

    • @ingeaten
      @ingeaten ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@PerogiXWhonestly, can't blame 'em

    • @simplesimon8255
      @simplesimon8255 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Florida has a great economy and tons of people want to move there, so I agree!

  • @Cheeeseyboi
    @Cheeeseyboi ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh my the predator drone threat. That's why we call him Drone Strike Barry

  • @rawrbutnoxd9500
    @rawrbutnoxd9500 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Please don't stop making these, they make me forget that I live there.

  • @---bs8dp
    @---bs8dp ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the greatest channel concept of all time

  • @The_TinesJathian
    @The_TinesJathian ปีที่แล้ว +12

    gotta watch out for the peach tree dishes

  • @jermasus
    @jermasus ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i cant get over bush saying barbara loves broccoli for the broccoli voters

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Not the laugh track after he tried to claim they were a peaceful racist group!

  • @noremfor
    @noremfor ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Beto saying "motherfucker" gets me everytime

    • @claudioroberto6554
      @claudioroberto6554 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's the context for that btw, I have zero idea about who any of these people are.

    • @ef2293
      @ef2293 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@claudioroberto6554He's a Democrat who was running for governor of heavily Republican Texas, iirc some guy started laughing when he was talking about kids being killed in school shootings and he got understandably mad

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's the only one actually being serious about guns killing kids, but some people might think he's over the top (I don't know how you could be too angry about child murder but whatever)

  • @Homme_Pur
    @Homme_Pur ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the us is constantly in south park mode, that's actually quite impressive

  • @gracegirl1086
    @gracegirl1086 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Respect for the self control concerning the lack of Biden clips.

    • @diegoflores9237
      @diegoflores9237 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The video would be too long if biden was included

  • @micahtrujill04
    @micahtrujill04 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The first clip is the best "Thank You" ☺️☺️

  • @deelynnpowers1668
    @deelynnpowers1668 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    “What’s a Uyghur”😂😂😂😂

    • @loenk2651
      @loenk2651 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Tbf, if the word wasn't on screen I wouldn't have understood what he was saying either. It sounded like "weeger" or something.

    • @jupjup7845
      @jupjup7845 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@loenk2651 the joke is that people in politics should usually have at least the 5th grade knowledge of world events to know who the uyghurs are

    • @loenk2651
      @loenk2651 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jupjup7845 I know, but I also know who the Uygurs are. The pronunciation of that guy was just really weird, so I couldn't tell what he was saying.

    • @andylea2718
      @andylea2718 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@loenk2651that’s how it’s pronounced though, at least by anyone in any mainstream american news outlet

    • @artOVtrolling
      @artOVtrolling ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo that’s racist. We call them black culture appropriators.

  • @bruhnation7868
    @bruhnation7868 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    please never stop posting these

  • @MrCreed5058
    @MrCreed5058 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As an American this is the best thing I’ve seen all day 💀💀💀

  • @WarmWarthog
    @WarmWarthog ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:04: Peter Griffin jumpscare warning

  • @DentonkingShortsPlus
    @DentonkingShortsPlus ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I ain't into politics or nothing, but some of these are fairly funny. 😂

  • @mik.alvarez
    @mik.alvarez ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this is like watching parks & rec, but it’s reality😭

  • @jamesh7876
    @jamesh7876 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crazy Jane’s mixed up salt will change your mind on broccoli. It’s so good.

  • @giddycadet
    @giddycadet ปีที่แล้ว +13

    for the next one you've got to include the incident with the White House dinner with President Obama and some Republican congressman where there were like way too many peas and nobody could finish them and then afterwards the media spent like a week arguing over who forced who to eat the peas

  • @blackrav3n659
    @blackrav3n659 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I thought i was watching a presidents play video with that preditor drone joke

  • @staciemohler4624
    @staciemohler4624 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:54 i respect the honesty

    • @mattbrannon1030
      @mattbrannon1030 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Straight out of "I Think You Should Leave"

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Yeah… I did!”

  • @ilovetheunitiesnations
    @ilovetheunitiesnations ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6 pack of beer and this channel has made the best night of my life

  • @PlayerEngineer
    @PlayerEngineer ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Should we trust someone that calls a petri dish a peach-tree dish

    • @ingeaten
      @ingeaten ปีที่แล้ว

      Only if it was intentional imo

  • @djungelskogL0v3r
    @djungelskogL0v3r 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    dude I cant image how insane we look to people living outside of the U.S.

    • @norikofu509
      @norikofu509 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is just like my GTA Video Games