I timestamped all the missions Matto played this video so you can see his experience on your favorite Hitman 2 maps. If you could like this so it could help people, that would be appreciated. Or don't, I don't control you 0:00 Intro 0:54 Nightcall (Hawke's Bay) 4:22 Slideshow in-between missions 5:32 The Finish Line (Miami) 13:52 Slideshow in-between missions 14:50 Three-Headed Serpent (Santa Fortuna) 27:04 Slideshow in-between missions 28:17 Chasing a Ghost (Mumbai) 40:12 Slideshow in-between missions 41:55 Another Life (Whittleton Creek) 53:22 Slideshow in-between missions 55:01 The Ark Society (Isle of Sgàil) 1:06:13 Slideshow in-between missions 1:07:47 Golden Handshake (New York) 1:16:29 Cutscene in-between missions 1:16:51 The Last Resort (Haven Island) 1:27:12 Final Cutscene
I love the fact that Matt just kills people when he doesn’t need to. 52:48 it’s “not that long” because you’re only playing each mission once. They’re designed to be played multiple times.
It’s so cringe but DarkviperAU saved me from a dark place. Ever since I lost my dog and dad in the same year I was depressed and only ever watched TH-cam and played games. I saw a GTA video made by darkviperAU and fell in love since, love you matto probably saved my life 😅 ❤❤❤❤
Valve Logo SE. Half Life sounds are just basic Source Engine shit, pleb. If you are from 1997 you'd KNOW this. I'm from earlier years. Also portal dialogue, that's Glados, bro. You know the VA of her.
As somebody who doesn't speedrun hitman and only plays it casually, I can confirm you are the fastest speed runner of this game based on this gameplay.
48:52 she thought you were a bodyguard so she reported your kill to you so you could find the person responsible. It also happens if you're dressed as police or security, and they don't see you do the crime.
Glad to see you play and enjoy these games Matto. Hitman is one of my favourite series. Maybe you can play the older games (wink wink nudge nudge). Either way tho, im glad to experience someone else actually appreciating these games instead of just speedrunning it in the unintentionally worst ways possible
Not saying i didn’t enjoy most of these vids but this definitely is the one of the worst ways to play the game, much worse than speed running imo. At least speedrunners understand/use the games mechanics and play with silent assassin as the goal, which for me is the “ideal” way to play at least based on the game design. They are breaking the game, yes, but very intentionally. Matt ran through every level with no thought or pre planning, basically killing people at random until he got to the target. There’s multiple times that he doesn’t even realize he eliminates the target because it just happened by coincidence while he was shooting everyone in sight. Didn’t use hitman vision once in his play through of the first two games. Constantly running straight into enforcers, doing blatantly obvious crimes in the open without any care for who sees. The most creative kill he managed in the span of two games was to knock someone out with a shovel and then break their neck. I’ll accept an argument for the push kill at the end as well. Not saying there’s anything wrong with playing like that or that I don’t enjoy these videos but not once does he ever try to actually play hitman imo . He kinda just blissfully canters through the game like it’s a mass murder simulator with no desire to engage with or learn the games mechanics or design. If we’re ranking them this is definitely the “worst way” to play hitman, or really any game. He fully ignores every mechanic that makes the game unique, doesn’t ever attempt to play with concept of stealth in mind and basically forces the game into being a generic 3rd person point and click shooter.
14:18 the reason for the lower grade cinematics is because although the previous game was critically appraised it didn't sell very well, coupled with the game getting dropped by publisher Square Enix, made their budget much smaller for this one. They had to cut corners somewhere, so they did with the cinematics. New publisher WB Games would also drop the game after Hitman 2, so IOI would self publish Hitman 3, with Square Enix publishing physical copies. It's remarkable really that each Hitman game has had a lower budget than the last, but each successive game has sold better and been a better game.
These are my favourite videos you've done, I've watched them multiple times each. I really hope you decide to keep playing these games after you finish them, it would be great to see you attempt a Suit Only or Silent Assassin playthrough.
Just a small funfact for you: You might have noticed that Hitman 2 had movies for cutscenes, while Hitman 2 only had (mostly) still images with spoken lines. That is down to the fact, that Hitman 2 had a much lower budget then 1, because IOI Games weren't doing too good at the time they made Hitman 2 and they even thought about canceling it, which they luckily didn't do. But basically the cutscenes from Hitman 2 are improved scetches of how the cutscenes were planned to look, if they would have been made the way they were originally planned.
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Live footage of lucia’s voice actor playing hitman 😱😨
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Damn i got pinned by lucia’s voice actor 💀
@@Himself028damn that's
Millions to one
This is truly a morbillion chance of happening
@@StrangeSeatbillions to 1
As a Hitman speedrunner i can confirm that this is 100% the right way to play Hitman
Yes, I also like to hit men
Fellow speedrunner here yes he is doing it correct
As also a hitman Speedrunner he has runs almost as fast as mine
Hitwoman
Playing badly?
I'm glad to see Matto enjoying the dialogue. A very underrated part of these games are the dialogue, it's super funny
why do y’all call him matto
@@cashletic Why not
@@cashletic Just something traditional, just like he says friendo and doggo.
Especially the one on Paris with the dialogue between a mother and son that is hella weird lol
@@Phanium One of my personal favorites are
"Isn't that poisonous"
"Yes"
"Should I be concerned?"
"I'm not"
I timestamped all the missions Matto played this video so you can see his experience on your favorite Hitman 2 maps. If you could like this so it could help people, that would be appreciated. Or don't, I don't control you
0:00 Intro
0:54 Nightcall (Hawke's Bay)
4:22 Slideshow in-between missions
5:32 The Finish Line (Miami)
13:52 Slideshow in-between missions
14:50 Three-Headed Serpent (Santa Fortuna)
27:04 Slideshow in-between missions
28:17 Chasing a Ghost (Mumbai)
40:12 Slideshow in-between missions
41:55 Another Life (Whittleton Creek)
53:22 Slideshow in-between missions
55:01 The Ark Society (Isle of Sgàil)
1:06:13 Slideshow in-between missions
1:07:47 Golden Handshake (New York)
1:16:29 Cutscene in-between missions
1:16:51 The Last Resort (Haven Island)
1:27:12 Final Cutscene
I know they're supposed to be cutscenes in-between the missions but come on, they're slideshows
Help people?............. Play Hitman 2?............. Liked
I love this “hitting on men” series, Please hit on some more men.
Ayooo
Pls hit on me
I love the fact that Matt just kills people when he doesn’t need to. 52:48 it’s “not that long” because you’re only playing each mission once. They’re designed to be played multiple times.
The "Burn wood" joke caught me so off guard, I actually started laughing out loud 🤣
I like the subtle jokes the editor puts in, like the discord calling/joining sounds at 53:52
4:46 this one made me laugh way harder than it should've
54:13 idk who edited this but the fact that he color graded knuckles and added a shadow is awesome, the little details is what makes a good edit
I said this on the last Hitman video, and I will say it again. This is one of the best videos on the internet.
It’s so cringe but DarkviperAU saved me from a dark place.
Ever since I lost my dog and dad in the same year I was depressed and only ever watched TH-cam and played games.
I saw a GTA video made by darkviperAU and fell in love since, love you matto probably saved my life 😅
❤❤❤❤
9:24-9:33 funniest bit I’ve ever seen from Hitman
Love how Matt punches people in crowds, leaves a dozen witnesses, and gets into a gunfight in the street and wonders why he has 0 stars lmao
Yeah also he constantly kills non targets for no reason
The dedication put on these edits is fantastic. I really LMAO with this series. Thanks, man.
What an amazing video. The combination of Matto in a good mood, cracking jokes, Hitman being hilarious, and great editing. Thank you, Matto!
1:16:35
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As a hitma myself I can confirm that Matt is good at Hitman 2
Tack!
I love looking away and just hearing.
*Intro map music*
"THAT is (Target name)"
*Instant gunshot*
*Chaos*
*Minute 1 of gametime reached*
25:49 matto I'm sure you pay your editors well, but they need a bonus for that alone, literally killed me
Mr. Viper: Rage at 1 star result
Also Mr. Viper: Procees to wipe entire neighborhood
These edits are fantastic.. loved the subtle half life sound after the crowbar and the portal dialogue after the rat poison.. kudos to you man
Valve Logo SE. Half Life sounds are just basic Source Engine shit, pleb. If you are from 1997 you'd KNOW this. I'm from earlier years. Also portal dialogue, that's Glados, bro. You know the VA of her.
the editing in these videos is so good, i love how its minimalistic in some aspects but enhances the viewers experience its great
Watching a film on Friday evening? NO! Watching Matto play hitman for 90min? YESS
Mr. Viper, it would mean the world (of assassination) if you wore a bald cap and shaved for the Hitman series, become bald for us.
59:00 You are mostly correct about the suppressor thing! Unless it's a sub sonic round, there's always gonna be a bang
3:57 LOL
"Hector, she was cheating on you by sleeping with the fish" thats good one😂
27:20 Hey! That's me! (Good Video ) Having sunk hundreds of hours into the trilogy it's cool to see people experience it for the 1st time.
5:32 is perfection
15:07 had me on the fucking floor😂😂😂 lmafaoo😂
Matto has too be some Lovecraft style monster to be alive for at least 800 years
As a man, who created Hitman, this is the exact way to play hitman
40:25 had me dead. Whoever is editing these nowadays is great.
"Not sure how that was meant to be done, but this works" Is the best phrase to describe this game haha
As somebody who doesn't speedrun hitman and only plays it casually, I can confirm you are the fastest speed runner of this game based on this gameplay.
Matto, this editor deserves a raise!! Editing style is awesome 😮
48:52 she thought you were a bodyguard so she reported your kill to you so you could find the person responsible. It also happens if you're dressed as police or security, and they don't see you do the crime.
5:32 Love the GTA Vice City theme song there.
15:01 Is that an oceangates reference? Matto out here predicting the future.
As person who never played Hitman before, but seen the previous episode, I can confirm this is the right and most optimal way to play hitman.
Ah yes. Sleeping with the fishes. The best way someone can cheat on you.
As a veteran HITMAN player since 2016 this is how you HITMAN correctly
The decision to use Vice City music over the Miami intro was brilliant.
15:00 They predicted the Titanic submarine implosion
"rip bozo"
-Diana, 2077
Would love if Darkviperau played the other Hitman games like blood money and contracts.
Given the Darkviper style
He probably gonna play Absolution just to screw with the chat
5:33 did anyone else notice gta vice city theme
15:00 is it just me or does that thing looks like that Titanic submarine
fun video, 'What I've Done' at the end was so funny
The video should have been called "Twice the Men, Double the Bald", because then the title would have been a star wars reference
Hmm I like it
Well, definitely didn't expect automation's music on a video like this
16:00 is the most legendary moment ever 😂 😂
16:13 😂😂😂😂
Matt is truly the Hitman of all time.
Glad to see you play and enjoy these games Matto. Hitman is one of my favourite series. Maybe you can play the older games (wink wink nudge nudge). Either way tho, im glad to experience someone else actually appreciating these games instead of just speedrunning it in the unintentionally worst ways possible
I feel like these ARE the unintentional worst ways possible
No lmao, the way Matt plays is the unintentionally worst way possible. He tries to play it like GTA when it is not even close the being similar to it.
Not saying i didn’t enjoy most of these vids but this definitely is the one of the worst ways to play the game, much worse than speed running imo. At least speedrunners understand/use the games mechanics and play with silent assassin as the goal, which for me is the “ideal” way to play at least based on the game design. They are breaking the game, yes, but very intentionally.
Matt ran through every level with no thought or pre planning, basically killing people at random until he got to the target. There’s multiple times that he doesn’t even realize he eliminates the target because it just happened by coincidence while he was shooting everyone in sight. Didn’t use hitman vision once in his play through of the first two games. Constantly running straight into enforcers, doing blatantly obvious crimes in the open without any care for who sees. The most creative kill he managed in the span of two games was to knock someone out with a shovel and then break their neck. I’ll accept an argument for the push kill at the end as well.
Not saying there’s anything wrong with playing like that or that I don’t enjoy these videos but not once does he ever try to actually play hitman imo . He kinda just blissfully canters through the game like it’s a mass murder simulator with no desire to engage with or learn the games mechanics or design. If we’re ranking them this is definitely the “worst way” to play hitman, or really any game. He fully ignores every mechanic that makes the game unique, doesn’t ever attempt to play with concept of stealth in mind and basically forces the game into being a generic 3rd person point and click shooter.
14:18 the reason for the lower grade cinematics is because although the previous game was critically appraised it didn't sell very well, coupled with the game getting dropped by publisher Square Enix, made their budget much smaller for this one.
They had to cut corners somewhere, so they did with the cinematics.
New publisher WB Games would also drop the game after Hitman 2, so IOI would self publish Hitman 3, with Square Enix publishing physical copies.
It's remarkable really that each Hitman game has had a lower budget than the last, but each successive game has sold better and been a better game.
Interesting so that's why some things seemed off for no reason
23:55 "with the wind in my hair... oh I have no hair nvm" 😂
51:22 I died when you shout "BUY THE HOUSE!"
Bald Matto is probably the most blessed cursed thing I've ever seen
I believe what you're looking for is blursed.
He looks like triple H from WWE a little bit hahaha
He just looks so familiar
He sexy asf
Next time he shaves it’ll be his head. #hopeful
0:21 as a swede, i consider the background the funniest thing ever.
Yeah no shot
33:57 this hurts me on a physical and emotional level.
5:34 Lucia’s voice actor playing gta 6 😱😱😱
that vice city music for the miami intro was gold.
The NordVPN joke killed me, fantastic.
I've long waited for this :)
NOW HITMAN THREEEEEE
These are my favourite videos you've done, I've watched them multiple times each. I really hope you decide to keep playing these games after you finish them, it would be great to see you attempt a Suit Only or Silent Assassin playthrough.
Easily one of my most favorite games of all time.
Lost track of how many times I played it through, but I do know it never got boring.
The editing is on another level
watching matto play one of my favourite games is so fun yet so painfull
17:50
matt having no idea that unconscious people inside crates dont wake up is the sole reason he wasnt getting at least 1 star
25:49 😂
Bro is on his way to become the best Hitman speedrunner of all time
This truly is the only correct way to play hitman.
*Needs a loud distraction
*Silently kills everyone instead
"They're distracted... by being dead."
That was more than amusing enough for the day lol.
53:17 ngl I expected the old mario stars lol
Just a small funfact for you: You might have noticed that Hitman 2 had movies for cutscenes, while Hitman 2 only had (mostly) still images with spoken lines. That is down to the fact, that Hitman 2 had a much lower budget then 1, because IOI Games weren't doing too good at the time they made Hitman 2 and they even thought about canceling it, which they luckily didn't do. But basically the cutscenes from Hitman 2 are improved scetches of how the cutscenes were planned to look, if they would have been made the way they were originally planned.
I love how Matt will attack anyone without question hahahaha
I was dead laughing with the vice city theme playing in the background at Miami assassination Intel
The jokes will Robert Knoks had me nearly dying from the laughter
The Game Devs: its a stealthy game
Matto: Stealthy?
As a Hitman speedrunner(actually am) you easily wiped every run I’ve ever done
15:01 bro did hitman predict the future?
YEES i loved the first video, I'm hyped for this one
Ai voice over Minecraft gameplay segway killed me, great edits as always Matto
Patiently waiting for Hitman 3 :)
I love how he used the Vice City theme in the miami mission
Editor is GOATED!!
I love this editor omg
I paused at 40:25 and came back a day later and scared myself.
16:52 it knows youre bald now
Another upload this guy is a legend🎉🎉
I LOVE that mattos loves to add metal gear theme songs in his videos
I can't wait for Hitman 3
Matto is back, back with the dialogue reveiws
1:11:56 amazing initial D joke. Smash
Matto, a true gamer. Shaving your head for a thumbnail. Respects.
As someone who sunk
Hundreds of hours into hitman, this physically hurt me
When he was eliminating Andrea, he hit her head on the wood and I got an ad 😂😂😂