How I Beat Hitman Without Committing a SINGLE Crime

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  • @fjordojustice
    @fjordojustice ปีที่แล้ว +27479

    I love this terrible detective. He bumbled into the mansion, fixed a random piece of chemical equipment out of pure altruism, found a single piece of evidence, assumed he'd cracked the case, and left promptly because "it would be loitering for me to stay inside too long". He's perfectly lawful, but he's criminally stupid.

    • @skellious
      @skellious ปีที่แล้ว +921

      Inspector Clouseau

    • @jonaseggen2230
      @jonaseggen2230 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      Reminds me of inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panter

    • @dankduck2209
      @dankduck2209 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lawful Stupid

    • @aapeliholtta1197
      @aapeliholtta1197 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      I know, this was literally straight from a comedy movie and I'm here for it

    • @NightLoveStar
      @NightLoveStar ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Ikr the only thing they could say he did bad was being a terrible detective XD

  • @filipporapetti9354
    @filipporapetti9354 ปีที่แล้ว +26985

    I absolutely adore the concept of a character who sucks so much at being a detective that he becomes one of the world's most lethal assassins by pure accident

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales ปีที่แล้ว +1707

      “I was doing my job and fixed a machine on the way”
      -agent 47

    • @jacktherabbit2238
      @jacktherabbit2238 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

      That sounds hilarious I would love a movie or show with that concept, like he is hunting himself but has no clue, miraculously accidentally killing many in his wake by pure coincidence (like helping a killer) or directly (like giving someone who allergic to peanuts a pb&j)

    • @filipporapetti9354
      @filipporapetti9354 ปีที่แล้ว +793

      @@jacktherabbit2238 We'll call that movie "The sHitman"

    • @jacktherabbit2238
      @jacktherabbit2238 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@filipporapetti9354 I laughed too hard at that 😭

    • @filipporapetti9354
      @filipporapetti9354 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      @@jacktherabbit2238 Don't laugh yourself to death, or you'll be another victim of the sHitman

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan ปีที่แล้ว +8569

    The best part is, if the real detective comes in after this, he’ll have two dead bodies to investigate, and he’ll surely convict the real killer, and let both you and the butler off scot free.

    • @tripodranger7873
      @tripodranger7873 ปีที่แล้ว +830

      @@TheFrenchmanCooks Yes, but in the context of this video, we're assuming 47 put in the work to become a legitimate detective before coming to the manor. So there was no impersonation being done.

    • @skrsojmpz1503
      @skrsojmpz1503 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      @@TheFrenchmanCooksI think a degree of leniency is required when trying to do a zero-crime run in the game about murdering people

    • @svgPhoenix
      @svgPhoenix ปีที่แล้ว +162

      ​@@TheFrenchmanCooksnot all detectives are officers of the law

    • @FatalErrror418
      @FatalErrror418 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah he's a private detective too@@svgPhoenix

    • @vdinh143
      @vdinh143 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      ​@@TheFrenchmanCooksit's not all that impossible for him to go through that process legally, is it? Maybe he was a legal investigator before his current arrangements and his old license is still valid which makes him happen to be the right person for the job

  • @dragonslair951167
    @dragonslair951167 ปีที่แล้ว +6681

    That's impressive. You managed to find a way to kill the target with your own hands being clean; no conspiracy to commit murder, no setting up a booby trap, your involvement in the murder was pure "happenstance".

    • @Lunaraia
      @Lunaraia ปีที่แล้ว +315

      if you solve the case correctly, she commits suicide instead. so you can keep your hands clean that way too

    • @chaisekarateka5254
      @chaisekarateka5254 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      ​@@Lunaraiabut I think he said it would require him to pick up illegal evidence
      And maybe the old lady wouldn't have given him the file he needed, which was the only way to get it without stealing it (just assuming, I've never played this game)

    • @Lunaraia
      @Lunaraia ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@chaisekarateka5254 the scene is almost identical, only difference is the fact she asks to be alone after the case is cleared, so no one will stop her from taking the jump from her balcony.

    • @diegogonzalez5273
      @diegogonzalez5273 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      @@Lunaraia Actually, that happens if you lie to her and say that her brother killed himself. Which is being intentionally dishonest. Also, you need to pick up the cane illegally to do this.

    • @Lunaraia
      @Lunaraia ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@diegogonzalez5273 she also does it if you sucessfully solve it

  • @melo7038
    @melo7038 ปีที่แล้ว +2791

    This is a brilliant and utterly terrifying idea of an omnipotent assassin.
    The assassin is able to see the intentions of characters around him and the future. He can kill anyone he wants without breaking the law or directly encouraging them. All he needs to do is slightly tweak fate and let it play out on its own.

    • @Kira-no666
      @Kira-no666 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Madness is like gravity. All you needs to go is just a little push and it all go insane

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

      That’s not even an assassin anymore that’s God doing a little trolling from the perspective of an Human Avatar instead of looking down and doing it from Heaven

    • @Est.-.
      @Est.-. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      I do reckon the term for this is omniscient, because there was a lot he was unable to do due to the no crime committed rule

    •  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Funnily enough, I know of two games that work like that, but instead of an assassin, the goal is the opposite, you need to stop people from dying. In Ghost Trick, you're a ghost that can rewind time 4 minutes before someone dies and, by only possessing objects, needs to stop people from dying. The game Sexy Brutale works a bit similar, you're not a ghost, but your interactions are also very limited.

    • @hierlofhammerstar423
      @hierlofhammerstar423 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      There is actually something kind of like this in one Henri Poirot novel where (obviously spoilers for the whole novel) the murderer isn't actually omniscient but they very subtly and indirectly manipulate people into commiting murder. It's remarked that it's the perfect crime as they can't actually be prosecuted. They make seemingly innocuous comments to make others commit murder. Poirot solves this by outright killing them when he figures out (thus indirectly also making him a murderer). It's the last novel in the series under the name "Curtain: Poirot's Last Case".

  • @GilCAnjos
    @GilCAnjos ปีที่แล้ว +10839

    Diana: "47, what are you doing? Why are you leaving the property?"
    47: "My job here is done."
    Diana: "You got the file, yes, but what of Alexa? You were supposed to... Wait. What? Our surveillance shows that somehow Alexa dropped dead in her living room, just ten seconds ago. How did you do that?"
    47: "I have no idea."

    • @clocked0
      @clocked0 ปีที่แล้ว +780

      "I used the power of the lord (the player), Diana"

    • @Big_Sloppa
      @Big_Sloppa ปีที่แล้ว +291

      That's how Path to Victory look in action

    • @WylafB
      @WylafB ปีที่แล้ว +332

      47: "it's elementary"

    • @pixpax1720
      @pixpax1720 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Big_Sloppathe worm brainrot spreads

    • @frankwest5388
      @frankwest5388 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      47 internally “shit I completely forgot about that. Lucky that this solved itself

  • @KWCHope
    @KWCHope ปีที่แล้ว +2281

    The guard saying "I love parkour! It's so edgey!!" Is priceless

    • @0verloaded
      @0verloaded 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I would like, but you have 420 likes.

    • @destinymontez6170
      @destinymontez6170 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@0verloadedwhy stop?

    • @_Kyokan___
      @_Kyokan___ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I'd like but it's 666 right now

    • @Blackfacenoob
      @Blackfacenoob 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I'D lIkE bUt iTs 829 rIgHt nOw 🤓

    • @_Kyokan___
      @_Kyokan___ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      not 666 anymore so take my like

  • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
    @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 ปีที่แล้ว +5525

    “Your honor I would like to plead guilty and request the death penalty”
    “Mr 47 we brought you in to talk about your unpaid parking tickets”

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      “Who even are you?”

    • @greenishpiss3588
      @greenishpiss3588 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Rieper*

    • @vadandrumist1670
      @vadandrumist1670 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Exactly."

    • @EntityXIII
      @EntityXIII ปีที่แล้ว +104

      tbf, a death penalty sounds more pleasant than fighting or paying for a parking ticket.

    • @KL53986
      @KL53986 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@EntityXIII Yes, life is terrible.

  • @Zpixi09
    @Zpixi09 ปีที่แล้ว +13186

    Fun fact! The detective guy is actually at where he spawns normally if you use the detective disguise start so it is confirmed that 47 didn’t steal his clothes!
    Edit: what have I wrought upon this land?

    • @TheCourruptedPurple
      @TheCourruptedPurple ปีที่แล้ว +273

      What about identity theft?

    • @Zpixi09
      @Zpixi09 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

      I do not think 47 ever uses the detective’s name so he could claim that they all just assumed it was him, anyway he basically tells Alexa that he’s 47 by asking for the case file therefore they know 47 isn’t him

    • @contradrian8430
      @contradrian8430 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      @@Zpixi09
      Well, the investigators might still find it sus that the actual detective, Phineas Whitmer, was invited and 47 not. From their perspective, this someone completely random other detective just happened to come and waltz in at the exact same day and never introduced himself as someone else or corrected anybody when referred to as this actually invited detective. I suspect the "not correcting" part might still lead to a sentence, as you're actively making others think you're someone you're not.

    • @Pizza_Requiem
      @Pizza_Requiem ปีที่แล้ว +153

      ​@@contradrian8430I think thats lying by omission

    • @benl1703
      @benl1703 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fraud??

  • @wombatpandaa9774
    @wombatpandaa9774 ปีที่แล้ว +4490

    I've played this game for hours and never realized that there's such a complicated way for killing...I mean allowing Carlisle to die without even touching her.

    • @MoviesNGames007uk
      @MoviesNGames007uk ปีที่แล้ว +214

      You can also say Gregory killed himself. So she throws herself from the building

    • @NithinJune
      @NithinJune ปีที่แล้ว +28

      without even the mens rea (intent) of murder

    • @Finlandia_
      @Finlandia_ ปีที่แล้ว +24

      you also can do it if you tell he did a suicide she will jump of the balcony

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@MoviesNGames007ukYeah but you wont get access to file then probably

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Finlandia_Would she give you payment before doing that tho ?

  • @johncameron1935
    @johncameron1935 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +348

    I was going to grumble about the use of a glitch to get into the locked areas, but knowing that you should in-universe be allowed to just ask for access into those rooms as part of your investigation not only makes sense but is something of an oversight from the developer's standpoint. This is wonderful. Well done.

    • @Gamersoul333
      @Gamersoul333 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      yeah its weird they made the whole path of being a detective and didn't have a way to get into the rooms without being found suspicious if somebody saw you

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    Gotta appreciate the fact that Diana apparently didn't find it weird at all that someone somehow expertly fixed her poison distillery XD

    • @mr.cauliflower3536
      @mr.cauliflower3536 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Maybe she did not notice it being broken? idk

    • @magi_stricide
      @magi_stricide ปีที่แล้ว +362

      To be fair, all 47 did was use a wrench and seemingly tightened a screw?
      It probably wasn’t that broken.

    • @TheBanarasiGuy
      @TheBanarasiGuy ปีที่แล้ว +117

      "well this is fixed, i gotta make poison now."

    • @Reynsoon
      @Reynsoon ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Ever had something broken, wallow in self pity, turn it on as a last resort, and it's working for some strange bizarre reason?
      You don't ask when you're given a Mulligan like that!

    • @federicocaputo9966
      @federicocaputo9966 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      ​@@magi_stricide"OH NO, MY WHOLE PLAN IS RUINED BECAUSE MY MACHINE ISN'T WORKING"
      *tightens a screw*
      "IT'S A MIRACLE"
      .... she probably wasn't too handy

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG ปีที่แล้ว +2986

    This does beg the question, what are the least amount of crimes needed to be committed to complete the game?

    • @senbowe2859
      @senbowe2859 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      32

    • @Blue-vs6fj
      @Blue-vs6fj ปีที่แล้ว

      really?@@senbowe2859

    • @gerald2508
      @gerald2508 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      ​@@senbowe2859 Source?

    • @senbowe2859
      @senbowe2859 ปีที่แล้ว +826

      @@gerald2508 no

    • @gerald2508
      @gerald2508 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@senbowe2859 Ok, have fun.

  • @dracofenix3860
    @dracofenix3860 ปีที่แล้ว +4001

    And ironically, after all of that he decides to illegally ride a motorcycle without the safety helmet!

    • @augustsinferno3185
      @augustsinferno3185 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      clever

    • @Arthillis
      @Arthillis 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

      Not sure what the laws are there but some places it's legal to not wear a helmet.

    • @andrewcruickshank5787
      @andrewcruickshank5787 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +296

      @@Arthillisyeah it is legal in england which is where this map takes place

    • @myacidninjatheamazing1025
      @myacidninjatheamazing1025 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      And assuming the story to this point and what we know, he doesn't have an actual driver's license. Just a fake provided by the ICA

    • @Stephen-to6rh
      @Stephen-to6rh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And trespassing

  • @MaximusKingery
    @MaximusKingery ปีที่แล้ว +1483

    47 would be a good detective

  • @Maxler5795
    @Maxler5795 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +538

    I love the idea of 47 in trial and the conversation going:
    "So, you're a contract killer"
    "Yup"
    "And you were hired to kill her?"
    "Yup"
    "But you didnt kill her"
    "Nope"
    "And you didnt even commit a single crime"
    "Nope"
    "What are you?!"
    "Innocent"

    • @jdotoz
      @jdotoz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Technically, being "hired to kill" is itself a crime, even before any actual attempt is made.

    • @destinymontez6170
      @destinymontez6170 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jdotozMaybe he was forced

    • @jdotoz
      @jdotoz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@destinymontez6170 That's not what "hired" means. If he had been under duress, he can either testify to that or not. If not, the court can only work with the facts in evidence.

    • @louisewilson2044
      @louisewilson2044 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Technically 47 wasn't hired to kill Alexa. No agency was paying him to kill her unless subject 6 paid him to kill the partners. Is far as I'm aware it was a favour for a friend.

    • @jdotoz
      @jdotoz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@louisewilson2044 That still meets the criteria for conspiracy.

  • @Ed-ng4uh
    @Ed-ng4uh ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Turns out if you want someone dead without committing a crime you just have to be a cop

    • @rutomeds
      @rutomeds 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      who would have known? So surprising. Hah.

    • @JamilaJibril-e8h
      @JamilaJibril-e8h 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Cop... nurse.... delivery man ..... doctor......air sprayer .....house cleaners.... tailor ....

    • @gavindinsmoor8196
      @gavindinsmoor8196 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      That's kinda true in the real world, actually. Shame.

  • @Knightros
    @Knightros ปีที่แล้ว +2238

    You could play through the entire game in a minumum crime run. Either by committing the least number of crimes.

    • @MoviesNGames007uk
      @MoviesNGames007uk ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Hokkaido is also one. Destroy the targets heart and kill the woman in the steam room without ever laying a finger on them

    • @_red_crewmate
      @_red_crewmate ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@MoviesNGames007uk Though that would be manslaughter. Besides, isn't destroying the heart marked as an illegal action?

    • @thelastpersononearth9765
      @thelastpersononearth9765 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could inform a surgeon that soders is responsible for killing his parents and rest will happen
      @@_red_crewmate

    • @jamesmeow3039
      @jamesmeow3039 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      LowCrime% run

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@_red_crewmateYou can make manipulate other guy to do that,you dont have to do it yourself

  • @ptx3436
    @ptx3436 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Alternatively, you could have said that her brother committed suicide, this would cause her to not only hand the file over, but she even later kills herself FOR YOU. meaning you can complete this entire level and legitimately have no personal impact on her death whatsoever

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs ปีที่แล้ว +162

      From what I remember though there is no way to access the areas with the necessary evidence for that kill without picking up the cane, which is for some reason illegal even though iirc the cane itself isn't illegal to have.

    • @nandanthony
      @nandanthony ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@Midnight-wh2bstheft maybe

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Midnight-wh2bs I actually think you can get it without breaking the rules. you need access to the daughters room and find the hidden panel that leads to the hidden room. i would have to check

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@hamchurger4566 There are some you can access without it, but the one required to get her to off herself is hidden behind one that can only be accessed with the cane.

    • @shawnscouten5184
      @shawnscouten5184 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Midnight-wh2bsYeah, nothing would be illegal about picking it up, so I assume it being marked as such was a bug

  • @ptheorist4670
    @ptheorist4670 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I actually love how dedicated people are to take a game that ASKS you to behave in a certain way and to try and find a way to beat it by doing the exact opposite. It's funny that the game even allows this.

    • @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo
      @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The goal in the levels is to get the targets to die and gtfo. That goal doesn’t imply Agent 47 has to do it by their own hands.

  • @Haru-spicy
    @Haru-spicy ปีที่แล้ว +1028

    you do technically commit impersonation, but in the UK it's only illegal to impersonate someone in order to defraud money or personal gain. Simply telling people you're someone who you aren't (as long as it's a normal citizen and you're not impersonating a government worker like a cop or lawyer) isn't actually a crime on its own.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      All 47 gained was documents... and he gave away the ruse by having done so.
      Also, could argue the gain was impersonal and non-monetary.

    • @rbrucerye
      @rbrucerye ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He did get the file which you could argue was personal gain.

    • @contradrian8430
      @contradrian8430 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Also, I suspect UK law isn't that simple. An identity thief can absolutely ruin the lives of others. Think of somebody ruining someone else's reputation, causing various rea-life problems to the victim. Nay, I have hard time believing those would be the only instances where impersonation would be illegal in the UK.

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 ปีที่แล้ว

      He gained the file AFTER revealing he was lying about his identity. @@rbrucerye

    • @mrcephalopod
      @mrcephalopod ปีที่แล้ว +82

      ​@@contradrian8430laws are rarely simple, but surely in that case, it's not the impersonation that's illegal but the besmirching (feels like some extension of slander). It would be just as illegal if you damaged someone's reputation and caused them real-life problems without impersonating anyone.

  • @Vegetafan756
    @Vegetafan756 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    while 47 is technically an accomplice to murder, he would be let free as he (in this scenario) had no idea that it fixing a machine could have such a domino effect, absolving him of any charges.

    • @cynic5581
      @cynic5581 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Even that is a stretch. It’s a distillery, probably the rarest object used for a murder.
      Is the person that made the glass she drank out of an accomplice too? What about the gardener that grew the plant that was brewed into the poison?
      Jail is filling up quick!

    • @FinnDanger-e3v
      @FinnDanger-e3v 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@cynic5581 Fun fact: the gardener is the guy whose murder he was investigating

  • @MrEffectfilms
    @MrEffectfilms ปีที่แล้ว +746

    If 47 left the assassin business and became a PI he'd be excellent at his job particularly in the case of homicides since he'd know exactly what to look for and who to question.
    That'd make a cool what if story, especially if one of his cases had him chasing another assassin from the agency.

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean,he doesnt exactly need to
      47 either way most of time only is dealing with criminals

    • @rinoz47
      @rinoz47 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Imagine getting interrogated by 47

    • @MrEffectfilms
      @MrEffectfilms ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@rinoz47 I imagine I'd be like being tortured by the Punisher if Frank Castle were more of a gentleman.

    • @xS1D3SW1P3x
      @xS1D3SW1P3x ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A spinoff of being a detective 47 would be interesting, figuring out the opposite end of Agent 47 game's missions

    • @familiescharf4207
      @familiescharf4207 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What’s a PI?

  • @R.K_Chalkboard
    @R.K_Chalkboard ปีที่แล้ว +432

    I feel there should be more levels where this is possible. There should be levels for self-defense, and using NPCs to follow you( it's the NPC's fault to push your target into a meat grinder or something).

    • @MunchKING
      @MunchKING ปีที่แล้ว

      There are several where the NPCs will bump off your targets for you, but most of them require you doing something illegal to find something to motivate them to kill.

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      theres 18 levels in the game and you could probably do it in 10ish levels maybe if you get very loosey-goosey with the rules like "how was i supposed to know that red barrel had oil in it and the guy would smoke on it" levels of moving the goal posts

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bonus points if it's legal in the level's real world jurisdiction

    • @cynic5581
      @cynic5581 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It’s very difficult because using real world laws even you “accidentally”killing someone is manslaughter.
      Most “no kill” play throughs involve someone essentially luring the target into a booby trap which is 1st degree murder. They’re just adding a bunch of processes between them and the murder as if that absolves them of wrongdoing somehow.
      There is a level where you can have two NPCs fight and one pushes the target off a balcony.

  • @Benjifan2000
    @Benjifan2000 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    "It's only a crime if you get caught."

    • @Vukan.Kos.
      @Vukan.Kos. ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Silent assasin suit only(I killed everyone)

    • @ZomboidMania
      @ZomboidMania ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Vukan.Kos. in game right?😅

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed everything is legal If you don't get caught 😊

    • @anguslazy
      @anguslazy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ZomboidMania No.

  • @RavnicaRaven
    @RavnicaRaven 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The exclaimation points dont make something illegal, it just means theyre suspicious. its not illegal to pick up a wet floor sign or hit a chair button.

  • @JSD324777
    @JSD324777 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    47: My work here is done.
    Diana: But you didn't do anything.
    47: *Leaves*

    • @AkariC
      @AkariC 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was looking for this reference!

  • @min3bubblegum
    @min3bubblegum 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    About the real detective: if you go to the front gate at the start of the level, you'll see him just chilling there, alive and well. So yes, 47 did indeed legally work his way to become the PI for just one mission 👌

    • @Xahnel
      @Xahnel 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How much work do you think it is to become a PI? I think you would be sorely disapointed at the lack of vigor.

  • @GilCAnjos
    @GilCAnjos ปีที่แล้ว +272

    In Paris there is one enforcer guard in the guest lounge that becomes suspicious even if you don't do anything illegal. If you let him shoot you and then knock him out, that should technically count as self-defense in court, right? The Crows in Mumbai are also guards who attack you first

    • @jacej355
      @jacej355 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The first would defenitly be self defense not sure about the others

    • @proletariennenaturiste
      @proletariennenaturiste ปีที่แล้ว

      You could even legally shoot them because they shot you.

    • @22dolls19
      @22dolls19 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Depends on how the ones in Mumbai attack you. If the do nothing more than holding you to prevent entering, you have no legal ground to hurt them. If they are shooting you, even then it depends on the circumstances.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Self defense? Thats barbaric. If you kill your enemies, they win.

    • @proletariennenaturiste
      @proletariennenaturiste ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jackhazardous4008 No, they don't. They're dead, bodies ceased to function, gone forever.

  • @azfarahsan
    @azfarahsan ปีที่แล้ว +191

    i presume the greatest challenge to defend 47 in court is to identify the reason 47 'tampered' with the poison machine

    • @NightLoveStar
      @NightLoveStar ปีที่แล้ว +98

      "Your honor, I just thought I was being a good citizen in fixing a broken machine! I didn't know it would be used to kill!"

    • @SchemingGoldberg
      @SchemingGoldberg ปีที่แล้ว +125

      It's not a poison machine, it's a distillery. Distilleries are not illegal, they're used for many legal purposes. Many people use distilleries to create clean drinking water.

    • @azfarahsan
      @azfarahsan ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SchemingGoldberg nice

    • @chainsawz5618
      @chainsawz5618 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NightLoveStar if the case could even get that far, merely touching the wrench to begin with was illegal

    • @rolandcaters7258
      @rolandcaters7258 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@chainsawz5618how would picking up the wrench be illegal?

  • @WGWP
    @WGWP 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I love the guard that was like “Oh I love parkour! It’s so edgy!”

  • @paultapping9510
    @paultapping9510 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Fun fact: trespass is not a litigatable crime in England! If you are found somewhere you shouldn't be, unless there is reason to think you were there to commit another crime (say stealing or vandalism or, of course, assassination), you are just moved on when apprehended.

    • @Ice_T_Shortz
      @Ice_T_Shortz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      "Why are you in others property?"
      "Oh sorry officer, I'm just stupid"

    • @paultapping9510
      @paultapping9510 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Ice_T_Shortz basically yes, or nosy.

    • @Badenhawk
      @Badenhawk 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's similar in the US, though you could get a misdemeanor charge for trespassing and if you entered a building it could be breaking and entering. However, when I worked juvenile detention we detained a couple kids that got a burglary charge, because while they didn't steal anything from someone's garage, they admitted that they entered illegally with the intention of taking something, they just didn't find anything they wanted and they left. The admission of intent to steal increases the charge from misdemeanor trespassing or B&E to felony burglary.

  • @leviathanforge
    @leviathanforge ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The Mansion Master Key is in the Butlers room. You can talk into getting access to the room, grab the key and proceed to unlock every door without it being labelled as illegal

  • @TuxedoDogss
    @TuxedoDogss ปีที่แล้ว +48

    47 wasnt impersonating a detective, he just wore such fancy clothes that the people decided he was worthy of entering the mansion

  • @francisbond5605
    @francisbond5605 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Do it again with real world laws!!!! IT WOULD BE SO COOL!!

    • @SerpentKing-jt6el
      @SerpentKing-jt6el ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hell yeah

    • @doommarauder3532
      @doommarauder3532 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Yeah, impersonating a police officer, destroying evidence at a crime scene, actually trespassing if you were impersonating an officer. And much more, don't think you could do this with actual laws.

    • @guysome1
      @guysome1 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      ​@doommarauder3532 at the start he said that he assumed that 47 worked his way up, and cause he is a detective, he can mess with the crime scenes to figure it out

    • @supercoolzach9199
      @supercoolzach9199 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      especially bc of the fact that just being a hitman is illegal

    • @sugar_cabin
      @sugar_cabin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s a ica member so he’s like a cop

  • @gamerq1996
    @gamerq1996 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I think it's really cool the game has that much freedom and allows for such creativity!

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The games*

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@capybara9521 Just one game now since Hitman 3 rolled out an update that combines them all.

  • @72SinSae
    @72SinSae ปีที่แล้ว +314

    This is going to be great! what next? "i beat hitman by doing nothing"

    • @drmarioprojectm1510
      @drmarioprojectm1510 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except letting the targets die from negligence.

    • @72SinSae
      @72SinSae ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "how long can i keep the targets alive" that would be funny, imagine a multiplayer hitman game where he has to keep them alive that would be awesome i would watch that video if there was one, it would be interesting.@@drmarioprojectm1510

    • @Skrunkrus
      @Skrunkrus ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@72SinSaeWell the characters can’t die from natural causes.

    • @72SinSae
      @72SinSae ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe someone could make a mod for that, or there could be something else, maybe hitman but im the target? @@Skrunkrus

    • @zdzdhhfdzhzdhdzheherh33
      @zdzdhhfdzhzdhdzheherh33 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Skrunkrus "multiplayer"

  • @josephjennings3146
    @josephjennings3146 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It...feels like this level was just made to be like a movie.

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's a direct omage to 'Who dunnit' mystery/detective movies/books.

  • @fruitymanatee1426
    @fruitymanatee1426 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This run only begs the question: did you drop the wrench used to repair the destillation kit before exiting the mission? Cause that right there is theft! 😂😜

    • @Clocksmith-s9w
      @Clocksmith-s9w ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Tell that to the coworkers that keep walking off with my tools.

  • @Sany-mi3ug
    @Sany-mi3ug ปีที่แล้ว +39

    the amount of work this guy puts in his video is amazing. You deserve way more attention. Keep it up

  • @thunderstar7682
    @thunderstar7682 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The guard who makes the parkour comment is hilarious

  • @RaySun-g4t
    @RaySun-g4t 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Oh I love parkour 🏃‍♂️ 💨, so edgy 😜 “
    -security guard

  • @DevWolf59
    @DevWolf59 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Defamation is only illegal in civil court, so he’s in the green criminally

  • @aMyst_1
    @aMyst_1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    agent 47 is such a kind person. he didn't need to fix the machine but he still did it

  • @contradrian8430
    @contradrian8430 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    2:22
    I'm not sure if that still makes sense with the rest of the mission. When presenting the conclusion of the investigation to Alexa Carlisle, she still refers to the player as "Mr Whitmer", even in the detective start. I checked it. When we add that when she realizes you're not who you were thought to be, it's clear that "Whitmer" is not a mere name, 47 is actively impersonating someone else. The actual Mr. Whitmer is in the mission, though becomes passive the moment the player dons the detective outfit. In the game, impersonating is clearly not enough of a crime, but in the real world, he probably would be sentenced of impersonation through lie of omission.

    • @rafidsadman
      @rafidsadman ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Identity theft is not a joke, 47, millions of families suffer every year!"

    • @willofthewinds3222
      @willofthewinds3222 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lies of omission aren't really illegal from what I gather. He just didn't see it fit to correct. Immoral? Yes. If he continued to do so in a courtroom under oath? Illegal.

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rafidsadman 47 millions suffer every year.

    • @dylansylvester4719
      @dylansylvester4719 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Impersonation a non police officer isn't a crime if you aren't planning to commit any other crimes or

  • @SaidNoGaming
    @SaidNoGaming 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Patient zero custom contract with the target being the suicidal guy be like

  • @daneeko
    @daneeko ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:29 ok i find it incredibly funny how quickly she drops the glass and gets poisoned after drinking from it

  • @kiloknight94
    @kiloknight94 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me: Your honor I wasn't stalking my neighbor. I took a part time job as a Detective.
    Judge: Case dismissed!!

  • @Tydorell
    @Tydorell ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Diana: congratulations, Agent 47. The mission was a success.
    47: tf are you talking about?

  • @Notmyreelname
    @Notmyreelname 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Your explanation of the target dying of poison is like explaining that a dnd character does not know everything the player knows.

  • @connorwilcox146
    @connorwilcox146 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You should do a full run of the game with minimum potential prison time, could make a fun challenge run category.

  • @blakesanchize6286
    @blakesanchize6286 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    In the tutorial level since it's training, nothing you do is illegal.

  • @vornamenachname4298
    @vornamenachname4298 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can we stop and admire how complex this scenery was made? I find it incredible.

  • @Dan-xh4fv
    @Dan-xh4fv 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There is another way to do this in Dartmoor that doesn't require the coin glitch or being a possible accessory:
    1. Start as the Detective with an agency pickup of the walking cane
    2. Gather all the clues in Zachary's room (Inspect body, computer, and get note)
    3. Pull the book in the room to enter secret passage, grab floor plan, and exit using the other door
    4. Grab your agency pickup and go to the library, activate the secret switch (since it's in a briefcase, you can use it without being suspicious and 47 will just drop it after use) and collect the Montgomery note
    5. Go to Mr Fernsby and announce you are done with your investigation
    6. Go to Alexa's room, accuse Zachary, and ask for the file as a reward
    7. Alexa will yeet herself after walking to the balcony

  • @manusoftar
    @manusoftar 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Title is misleading, you didn't "BEAT hitman" you just cleared one single level...

    • @jackcoquillon8975
      @jackcoquillon8975 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      TH-cam user discovers clickbait titles for the first tim

  • @loganmunier9798
    @loganmunier9798 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I think you can bring the cane into the map, since you get it as a mastery reward. You can use that to get the quicker way of indirectly killing Alexa, at least if you have the heart to do it.
    (Seriously, nobody deserves that, not even her. It's the only kill in the game that I actually and unironically felt bad for. Still, it saves you the trouble of dealing with the coins to get into the greenhouse and Mr.Fernsby's office)

    • @Dextinator12
      @Dextinator12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Explain?

    • @loganmunier9798
      @loganmunier9798 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Dextinator12 You unlock the walking cane at Dartmoor Mastery Level 13. It's legal to hold, just not to pick up. If you use that to get into the secret room on the second floor above the library, you find a letter that can be used to convince Alexa Carlyle that her brother really did commit suicide. She'll give you the file and throw herself off the balcony in grief (which I think is a really horrible way for her to die). I think it's the only evidence you need. In fact, I'll test it now to be sure.

    • @loganmunier9798
      @loganmunier9798 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Dextinator12 Ok I just confirmed it. You can't carry the cane in on you person, but you can have it already in the manor in an Agency Stash. Nothing illegal had to happen for that. The official explanation is that "Grey's informant smuggles a briefcase into the manor" which is not really illegal, I don't think. You the player can carry around a briefcase in any disguise with no problem, Grey's informant is probably a member of the staff, and it's not illegal to leave a briefcase laying around. The cane can be legally taken from the briefcase, and can be legally carried, you just can't drop it and pick it back up.
      What I did was I started as the Detective in Zachary's room with a Walking Cane in a pickup in the hall. I investigated everything in the room, none of which is illegal. I went to talk to Mr. Fernsby, and kicked off the main part of the investigation. I made a b-line for the Agency Pickup in the hall upstairs, and grabbed the walking cane from the suitcase which is marked as a legal action. I went to the secret room, got Montgomery's Note from the secret room. I then went to Mr. Fernsby to tell him I had all the evidence I needed, brought my case to Alexa Carlyle, and told her about the note and that her brother committed suicide, which I had the evidence to prove. I asked for the case file as payment, turned around and walked out to my bike, not a single crime committed, and Alexa having thrown herself off a balcony while I was making my way for the front door.
      Not a single crime committed, and all objectives complete.

    • @Ellie-rx3jt
      @Ellie-rx3jt ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@loganmunier9798
      I think you kinda need to think of a legitimate reason for smuggling the cane in, otherwise it implies knowledge that you need it to get into the secret room, which weakens your case of just being a terrible detective rather than someone trying to cause the death of Alexa. Although I'm not sure why carrying a cane is classed as illegal in the first place 🤔

    • @loganmunier9798
      @loganmunier9798 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Ellie-rx3jt Ah, you make a good point. I'm sure I could come up with something sufficient after enough brainstorming, but it probably would be shaky reasoning at best, and just really shoddy detective work. Maybe because he cannot legally carry a gun, he wants to carry a legal way to defend himself in case the murderer tries to go after him, hence the cane? Still tough, not as good a story. I concede.

  • @Bullocksman
    @Bullocksman ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Whenever onionbutter posts it’s a good day

  • @thinix396
    @thinix396 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:28 watching 47 casually hang onto a wall while getting SHOT for no reason was absolutely hilarious

  • @TinySpiny
    @TinySpiny ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love seeing players do anything they can to not do what a game wants them to do. This is truly amazing.

  • @marcopuma5415
    @marcopuma5415 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the presentation of the little twist at the end earned a like and a half

  • @Jr._Racing
    @Jr._Racing ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I didn't think this was possible. Truly incredible job!

  • @DarkDragonSlayer
    @DarkDragonSlayer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Alexa, how did you die?"
    Okay, I'll leave.

  • @ry6554
    @ry6554 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Charged for conspiracy.

  • @marekpupin-fw8vq
    @marekpupin-fw8vq 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "But 47 framed the guy"
    He did the challenge. His own rules then

  • @cursedcat6467
    @cursedcat6467 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    4:28 that is some tomodachi life kind of dialogue

    • @holyelephantmg8838
      @holyelephantmg8838 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I could see the exact dialogue being brought up in island news

  • @kylehosein2548
    @kylehosein2548 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is why i love this game. it pushes you to do this once you've replayed all the other ways you could think of. then you want the ultimate challenge

  • @ryantalley5284
    @ryantalley5284 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    2:22
    First, you don't "work your way up the corporate ladder" to become a private detective. You're your own boss.
    Second, people still think you're Detective Phineas Whitmer, even though you're not, and you both never correct them AND work on Whitmer's case that is EXTREMELY top secret.
    Which is identity fraud.
    Which is a crime.

    • @rexacion
      @rexacion ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you dont legally have to correct them, its their fault for assuming

    • @ryantalley5284
      @ryantalley5284 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rexacion I agree, it IS their fault for assuming.
      That's why they're wrong.

  • @sharpblue
    @sharpblue 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine 47's surprise after all this when he gets arrested for conspiracy.

  • @itsulfr3335
    @itsulfr3335 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I started the video thinking he would attempt to kill the target willingly, then I thought "wait, I'm pretty sure that's still a crime" but he managed to not even do that

  • @kerbal666
    @kerbal666 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The most satisfying thing in any hitman game is just nudging the first domino and walking away.

  • @heinzchristian4517
    @heinzchristian4517 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Moral of the Story: If you want to do Bad Stuff without it being illegal just be a cop

  • @PRESPOVERTY
    @PRESPOVERTY 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Switching outfits is illegal cuz impersonating an important figure like a cop/doctor/fireman is illegal but luckily agent 47 worked his way up the chain to become a certified detective for this mission

  • @35thrat
    @35thrat ปีที่แล้ว +4

    in this run, you play as a bumbling fool who solves nothing and only does things out of the goodness of his heart and the emptiness of his brain

  • @erdberkuchentv
    @erdberkuchentv 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    a crime is only a crime if someone sees it ._.
    so it means hitman is already "without" crimes if you dont get spotted

  • @DharmaJannyter
    @DharmaJannyter ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Title: "How I beat Hitman Without Committing a SINGLE Crime"
    Actual Video: "How I beat ONE LEVEL of Hitman without committing a single crime"
    That's quite the difference, ser. :P

  • @RootDude68
    @RootDude68 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Oh, I just love parkour. It's so edgy!"

  • @Mythraen
    @Mythraen ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've never played this game, but I imagine there's more than one mission, so... this isn't beating Hitman, this is beating one mission in Hitman.

  • @ZeallustImmortal
    @ZeallustImmortal 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Now we need to get a lawyer to watch this video and break down all the crimes you did commit

  • @water2621112
    @water2621112 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Always fun beating these without even laying a hand on the target. Maybe next time you could beat other levels by other NPC's killing the target

  • @coladict
    @coladict ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is another path as the detective where you can convince her to give you the file and then she goes and kills herself from the balcony, but that one requires you to hold the illegal cane to get to a hidden room with a decades old letter inside.

  • @iiropeltonen
    @iiropeltonen ปีที่แล้ว +11

    02:45 "STEALING" The file. Mission Failed in less than two seconds 😂

  • @zacharymaneja1207
    @zacharymaneja1207 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love.how you always have an indicator for your experiments instead of just subjectively deciding

  • @alicemargatroid52
    @alicemargatroid52 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Great video, straight to the point, good editing, good voiceover, got exactly what I came for.

  • @KingsmanLuckyBlock
    @KingsmanLuckyBlock 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Oh i just love parkour, its so edgy 😊"
    -Guard

  • @joshb6470
    @joshb6470 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    7:51 - being intentionally dishonest, but you spent the entire time dressed like a detective you are not, which means you were acting without a PI license which is needed in the real Dartmoor

    • @jacobsartin7095
      @jacobsartin7095 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He mentioned that. He is assuming that in this fictional scenario, agent 47 actually was a detective.

  • @HYacaocjAhcha
    @HYacaocjAhcha 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Officer: asks for license for the bike.
    47: oh shit

  • @Coldduck1988
    @Coldduck1988 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    next video should be "can i beat hitman silently without changing my disguise"

    • @Jilatannies
      @Jilatannies ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You mean SASO?

    • @spookyrobbie
      @spookyrobbie ปีที่แล้ว +13

      silent assassin / suit only is already a thing

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope

    • @Coldduck1988
      @Coldduck1988 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@capybara9521 why?

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Coldduck1988because you like your own comment and silent assassin suit only already exists

  • @VogtTD
    @VogtTD 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Title: “How I beat Hitman without crime.”
    Video: “How I beat one level without crime.”

  • @hektik2074
    @hektik2074 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Woah cool, I can’t believe you beat the entirety of Hitman in only one level ‼️

  • @marekpupin-fw8vq
    @marekpupin-fw8vq 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "but 47 is not a detective"
    How do you know? Maybe he is a Detective and checks his own crimes for double money.

  • @K8thebest_Gaming
    @K8thebest_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bro went from Agent 47 to 007

    • @someweirdstuff1256
      @someweirdstuff1256 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      nah bro went from agent 47 to a serious version of austin powers

  • @numbersandletters7442
    @numbersandletters7442 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:24 😂😂😂😂 "oh i just love parkour, *its so Edgy!* " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zORg_alex
    @zORg_alex ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish this game had a way to do this in every mission. 😂 A challenge to find a way

  • @DanialTarki
    @DanialTarki ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It should be noted that 47 does have rules against killing innocent people.

  • @MaximusKingery
    @MaximusKingery ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This guy deserves a million subs

    • @kritosrafel5962
      @kritosrafel5962 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes

    • @victoref
      @victoref ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he has a great amount for less then 1 year of videos tho

    • @MaximusKingery
      @MaximusKingery ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@victoref yea he is a really good youtuber to good this quick to be this good tho so I'd like to see what other video creation he has done

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope

    • @MaximusKingery
      @MaximusKingery ปีที่แล้ว

      @@capybara9521 why not

  • @JustDevon1
    @JustDevon1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My first reaction to this video was, this is impossible. But then you mentioned Dartmoor, and it all made sense

  • @adamofblastworks1517
    @adamofblastworks1517 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The title should be 'How I Beat *A* Hitman *Level* Without Committing A SINGLE Crime.'
    I thought this was about how to beat an entire game.

  • @YhwachTheAlmighty.
    @YhwachTheAlmighty. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just remember, all of this for a piece of paper.

  • @potatohato
    @potatohato ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I love parkour” got me 💀

  • @ItchTAS
    @ItchTAS 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    congrats you did 2 mission stories the ways the dev intended very impressive and creative