Bo Burnham - "Sonnet 155" - Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT*

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  • Bo's 7th song "Sonnet 155 or If Shakespeare Had Written a Porn" at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon on October 16, 2009.
    WARNING: THESE VIDEOS CONTAIN EXPLICIT CONTENT - NOT FOR CHILDREN!!! I know that I have a lot of younger followers, but these videos are intended for high school age and older.
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  • @danielaferrufino-borja1838
    @danielaferrufino-borja1838 9 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I'm pretty sure Bo enjoyed this whole show a looot

  • @Virtualmess32
    @Virtualmess32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "you turn those broad shoulders around sir"

  • @imESAM
    @imESAM 13 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I'm pretty sure that's the best response to a heckler ever.

  • @connorg1350
    @connorg1350 10 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "doorman get him out!!!!" lol

  • @Embroik
    @Embroik 11 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "I was getting a drink so it would be funnier" was the guys comeback haha

    • @TheWhiterose91
      @TheWhiterose91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Embroik THANK YOU. I COULDN'T HEAR IT FOR THE LIFE OF ME XD

    • @keyforlock4299
      @keyforlock4299 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA

    • @AwkwardAdolescent
      @AwkwardAdolescent 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Embroik LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @akfitz
    @akfitz  14 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    In grammar there's always confusion between if you're supposed to say "well" or "good" so he says "I was so bad at grammar as a kid that I got trapped at the bottom of a good" (instead of well).

  • @CoreyDickson0213
    @CoreyDickson0213 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love Bo Burnham, but am I the only one who thought the banter was funnier than the actual bit? I don't know, maybe it's just because I've already seen "Words Words Words" and knew what to expect from the Sonnet 155 thing, but the back-and-forth with the asshole in the audience was just fucking hilarious.

  • @Kyriiichan
    @Kyriiichan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I think that's just his bit for people that get up and walk out. I just saw another video at a different venue where he uses almost the exact same lines

    • @aryy4157
      @aryy4157 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      In stand up comedy you have to plan everything ahead of time, for example "if anybody drops a drink I'm gonna say this. If a cell phone rings I'll say this" So I don`t think the guy thing was planned but Bo did know what to say in case that happened

    • @arish-
      @arish- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      so art IS a lie

    • @angelictear5964
      @angelictear5964 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Do you people really not know what improv is? Bo himself excels at improv and it's part of being a comedian, you need to think on the fly. You think Heckler's aren't a real thing and that they're all just plants because "ooh, he did almost the exact same thing". Go watch Steve Hofstetter. He reuses jokes all the time.
      For the other people who think Bo went too far. He's a comedian, but he really wants to be an entertainer and know people like his stuff, so naturally two things that upset him are having someone interrupt his performance (like by standing up and walking out in the middle) and insulting his material.
      and for the people who think he got kicked out. He didn't. Know how you know? 2:35-2:50.
      And yes, I know, this was years ago for the first comment. Like a certain Heckler once said.
      *I don't care*

    • @mathewcapone5661
      @mathewcapone5661 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angelic Tear this is years after your comment

  • @SindreEide93
    @SindreEide93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I have to addmit the dudes comment on the start was brilliant. I hope they did not really throw him out.

    • @mickeymoose636
      @mickeymoose636 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sindre Eide he didn't get kicked out

    • @simplyava3490
      @simplyava3490 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They didn't don't worry but why was it brilliant is it a reference to something because I thought it was plain rude

    • @SindreEide93
      @SindreEide93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rude yes, but funny. Can't be offended by everything

    • @SindreEide93
      @SindreEide93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @schindler91589 well i been a fan of Bo for years. Still also found the comment funny. Laugh from it and move on

  • @stfuboy
    @stfuboy 13 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He wasn't kicked out, he said "is he still there? Oh well whatever"

  • @phroggeyy
    @phroggeyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Any insult relating to Tay Zonday is literally the MOST 2009 thing I've ever heard

  • @TeddyVerseti1
    @TeddyVerseti1 14 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I saw the morning dew betwixt thine thighs,
    As I removed my source of grief and power,
    As if King Midas dared to touch the skies,
    Upon thy body fell a golden shower.
    Thy body's temple's two church bells had rung,
    Upon thy chest a row of pearls bestowed,
    The sun had set, thy set with weary hung,
    I thought, "How black a night" and blew a load.
    I said, "What light through yonder beaver breaks,
    It is the YEAST...and now my belly's yellow,
    My pole gives cause to stoms and earthy quakes

  • @RedPanda784
    @RedPanda784 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    0:06 - 2:23 is hilarious with his entire comeback to the heckler!

    • @Jiceave
      @Jiceave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Erika Paolantonio What the hell did he do before he made him leave?

    • @legitboitv7719
      @legitboitv7719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jio Avecilla he yelled out “im getting a drink so it’s funnier”

    • @LemonJuice1987
      @LemonJuice1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@legitboitv7719 how is that funnier

    • @legitboitv7719
      @legitboitv7719 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lemon Juice that’s what the guy said so ask him

  • @akfitz
    @akfitz  14 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yeah, Bo went into the audience. He ran right in front of me, but you can only briefly see him running back to the stage.

  • @akfitz
    @akfitz  14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He ran like he was gonna chase the guy, but then turned around an hopped back onstage.

  • @HiyyaITZmary
    @HiyyaITZmary 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The guy was being a douche. He shouldn't have stood up like that in the middle of the show. I perform a lot on stage, and one of the rules is to not stand up during a performance.

    • @gabbykitty5318
      @gabbykitty5318 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      the guy was most likely a plant, Bo did a similar thing at the same point in his official comedy video.

    • @annabelly3182
      @annabelly3182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He has to come up with comebacks to hecklers like that man ahead of time, in case it happens during one of the shows.

  • @trashbandic00t
    @trashbandic00t 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like that Bo doesn't let hecklers get him down and just makes jokes about them. He knows who his real fans are and doesn't care about anyone else.

  • @Leogclark
    @Leogclark 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    well I bet right about now that guy is thinking, well shoot he's really popular now ....I fudged up

  • @TheOmegaAngel
    @TheOmegaAngel 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The appropriate response when Bo asked him if he had to go the the bathroom is "Your so awsome i will sit back down"

    • @mcharawani
      @mcharawani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the right answer is "you're so awesome I will sit back down" :)

  • @hazelhwl
    @hazelhwl 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bo is so hilarious. I don't think he was being rude at all. He just asked the guy where he was going and that's when the guy got mean and started the whole thing.

  • @srssings
    @srssings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this seemed like a show of a lifetime

  • @dejongerful
    @dejongerful 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The tinkle can wait - sit down. Sit down! SIT DOWN!!" That was great...

  • @born2dance1994
    @born2dance1994 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "shhh... cast of rocket power" is what he says

  • @animeprncez
    @animeprncez 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Because of this I seriously love Bo

  • @akfitz
    @akfitz  13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    @missdollymollyxx Yes, he ran off stage down some steps and then up the aisle right in front of me in the audience. He went right back up though. It's too bad the video doesn't let you see that part as well!

  • @TrippinB4lls
    @TrippinB4lls 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The guy was leaving anyway, don't be up upset that Bo made him leave.

  • @MsJjx
    @MsJjx 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best video on youtube.

  • @NotBaph
    @NotBaph 13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    he's actually funnier when hes unscripted.

  • @ivegotcarrotsforlou
    @ivegotcarrotsforlou 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    DOORMAN, FUCKING GET HIM!!!! Hahaha best part!

  • @ActualCouchPotato
    @ActualCouchPotato 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This ...is...amazing

  • @danfan099
    @danfan099 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @TeamHufflepuff I think he said the guy said "I'm getting a drink so this will be funnier." And I think Bo was responding to the guy who said"We'll slash his tires". He said "Shhh, no, he'll blow out the power."
    And... I love your TH-cam name. :)

  • @MLGlonewolfan
    @MLGlonewolfan 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMFG LOL Bo is so good with the comebacks!

  • @akfitz
    @akfitz  14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    @ScreamoBaptism It was just an insult to get up in the middle of the awesome show Bo was putting on to go get more booze and to basically say Bo wasn't funny enough to stay and watch. He was a real jerk.

  • @SetsunaInoue
    @SetsunaInoue 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    that was AMAZING!!!!!

  • @ghostofvalor4349
    @ghostofvalor4349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm amazed at how he writes this stuff

  • @akfitz
    @akfitz  14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He said, "I'm getting a drink so you'd be funnier."

  • @xt5jc
    @xt5jc 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    so good...

  • @HuckleBeary55
    @HuckleBeary55 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hah you can always tell a great comedian is a great comedian when he makes a heckler leave crying...

  • @Portamaula
    @Portamaula 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Portamaula Bo is like "where the fuck is the microphone!!" and that guy just comes to the rescue with all his glory!!!!!!!!

  • @PowuhToSeven
    @PowuhToSeven 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @upurs2410 lol i like how with the whole heckler incident you point out othello, good play btw lol

  • @christianburkhart6632
    @christianburkhart6632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hamlet actually says, in response to Polonius’ asking of his reading, “Words, Words, Words” So Bo has plagiarized William Shakespeare

  • @annaisannaing
    @annaisannaing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yooo, the debut of the Stools joke later seen in What.!!

  • @SpencerWalls
    @SpencerWalls 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well is another word for good. Usually people replace well with good even when good shouldn't be used.

  • @akfitz
    @akfitz  14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @makeorbreakgirlz I think he said "Shhhhh, half a block of power." ??? But I'm not sure.

  • @GiraffesMH
    @GiraffesMH 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "i'm getting a drink so it'd be funnier"

  • @CapoeiraPiper
    @CapoeiraPiper 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Im getting a drink so you'll be funnier"

  • @nasant10
    @nasant10 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm getting a drink so it will be funnier"

  • @JazzManJared
    @JazzManJared 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "i was getting a drink so it would be funnier" lmao!! owned

  • @ChaosCryptidd
    @ChaosCryptidd 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ashnadinetay
    "i'm going to go a drink so this'll be funny" something like that...i had to listen to it about 5 times hahaha....

  • @roos4616
    @roos4616 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What happened when the lights went out?

  • @xXxcrimsonmoonxXx
    @xXxcrimsonmoonxXx 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think he might say "Shhh Silence has a lot of power"

  • @208getalife
    @208getalife 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the guy who he yelled at watched this

  • @Hocq
    @Hocq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "ill slash his tires i wont tell anybody" 0:59

  • @PadfootLivesFree
    @PadfootLivesFree 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Bo asked him where he was going, he said "To get a drink, so you'll be funnier."

  • @akfitz
    @akfitz  13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @Dante19992 I really don't think this guy was paid to cause a scene. I saw him before the concert and he was totally trashed. Some comedians might plant people in the crowd, but I seriously doubt it in this instance.

  • @jay9nine9
    @jay9nine9 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @MoreLolzPlz What happened when he jumped into the audience? What did he do?

  • @StoshCo
    @StoshCo 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @mindofdreck Auto-correct iPod. My Bad.

  • @jordanw5322
    @jordanw5322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always thought what if he had to pee😂 then he said that about bo and I was like ok you can gtfo

  • @JNN1616
    @JNN1616 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @workingtitle43 sounds like a wonderful experience!

  • @ItsMyLyfe7
    @ItsMyLyfe7 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Do we have security in this old fucking "Lincoln-got-shot" theater? Doorman fucking get him out!" LMAO xDD

  • @AgasAepad
    @AgasAepad 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @jmbladesnake I dont think he really kicked him out...Bo asked if hes still there and someone said yeah and he just said "whatever"

  • @Ultranerdburger
    @Ultranerdburger 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    The funny thing is is that "Chocolate Rain" is in the suggestions list. :D

  • @akfitz
    @akfitz  14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @ScreamoBaptism Sorry, but which comment doesn't make sense?

  • @Ewaders
    @Ewaders 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone know what he did when he ran off stage?

  • @mariahMgreer
    @mariahMgreer 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    what does bo say after say after the guy says if u slash his tires we wont tell?

  • @MrReach93
    @MrReach93 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    DOORMAN! fuckin get 'em dude! funny shit lmao

  • @PurpleRainbowCow
    @PurpleRainbowCow 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm goin to get a drink so its funny."

  • @HappyViet
    @HappyViet 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait why was Bo all crazy in the beginning? :O

  • @ChaosCryptidd
    @ChaosCryptidd 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @MoreLolzPlz
    what did the guy say at 0:39 then cuz i can't tell...

  • @BlasterTon
    @BlasterTon 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to go to a Bo Burnham show so bad!

  • @goofcutie25
    @goofcutie25 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMFAOOOO! I FUCKING LOVE BO BURNHAM

  • @JanderStrahd
    @JanderStrahd 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Ultranerdburger Yeah, that's some sort of Google sorcery; every time something is mentioned in a video (but not in the tags), it still shows as a suggestion. HAXX I say!

  • @GleekItsOlly
    @GleekItsOlly 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Bo!
    He must really hate hecklers lol

  • @toriholmquist
    @toriholmquist 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    what did bo say after the guy in the audience said 'slit his tires, we won't tell' ??

  • @CrownMooseCostumes
    @CrownMooseCostumes 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't see how getting a drink will be funnier.

  • @WTFgod72
    @WTFgod72 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    what did he say to the guy who said something about slashing his tires

  • @CieraOhNo
    @CieraOhNo 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg did he throw his microphone!? i love him

  • @akfitz
    @akfitz  14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @terty77 Oh, maybe he said, "Shhhhh, have some rocket power" ? That kinda makes sense.

  • @Cann26
    @Cann26 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where dod he go at 0;45... when all the lights went off?? What happened?

  • @PowuhToSeven
    @PowuhToSeven 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @prlife11 i get were you got lost, he stated that he sucked with words, instead of being at the bottom of a "well" he got stuck at the bottom of a "good." its kinda like instead of saying, "you play guitar well", you fuck it up and say "you play guitar good." :)

  • @TheWiggen
    @TheWiggen 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Othello joke was really quite good.

  • @Portamaula
    @Portamaula 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    what happened at 0:55 what did he do jump into the audience?

  • @AmberHannahbff
    @AmberHannahbff 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    What did he say after the dude said he won't tell if he slashed his tires? Bo said something about the power? Idk. D:

  • @Mippy600
    @Mippy600 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    what did the guy say when bo asked were he was going?

  • @NowhereManish
    @NowhereManish 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hahahahahhahah I love him so much.

  • @sierrawhiskey1126
    @sierrawhiskey1126 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow he kicked that hecklers ass

  • @F0xyTh3F0x
    @F0xyTh3F0x 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    DOORMAN FUCKIN' GET HIM!

  • @drummerpablo1
    @drummerpablo1 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    well, it took me a while to get it, too.

  • @PowuhToSeven
    @PowuhToSeven 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @catmath23 he said that he sounded like someone from rocket power idk who whe said but he said "shh, _____, from rocket power"

  • @ScreamoBaptism
    @ScreamoBaptism 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @akfitz the one that the heckler said. "i was getting a drink so you'd be funnier"

  • @roflmao7231
    @roflmao7231 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do we have security in this old fucking "Lincoln got shot" theater? xD

  • @Spidernonono
    @Spidernonono 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol chocolate rain is one of the suggestions for this vid

  • @MestizoFilipino
    @MestizoFilipino 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where did Bo go at :40?
    Did he just walk around or did he do something? I don't understand why people freaked out when he came back.

    • @account7117
      @account7117 ปีที่แล้ว

      He went to heaven to find a godly comeback

  • @MrEGamer808
    @MrEGamer808 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh now I understand, by getting a drink he means he wasn't drunk enough

  • @somejadeygirl
    @somejadeygirl 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @danfan099 what did he say?

  • @MrPsychoAJK
    @MrPsychoAJK 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    What did Bo say to the audience member at 1:30?

  • @catmath23
    @catmath23 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    what does he say at 1:33 after shh?

  • @jeanselina
    @jeanselina 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    What did the guy answer him when he said "are you going to the bathroom"??

  • @TheCullenHarkins
    @TheCullenHarkins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is hilarious

  • @spatulaman007
    @spatulaman007 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @akfitz I think it was, "Shh, I have alot of power..."