Bo Burnham - Statistics + "New Math" - Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT*
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ต.ค. 2009
- Bo talks about statistics and sings his 10th song "New Math" at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon on October 16, 2009.
WARNING: THESE VIDEOS CONTAIN EXPLICIT CONTENT - NOT FOR CHILDREN!!! I know that I have a lot of younger followers, but these videos are intended for high school age and older. - เพลง
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That blank paged book has stuck with Bo through thick and thin.
YES IT HAS
@@rylanisrael4829 wow, all these real people, this is incredible!
you all prolly dont give a damn but does anybody know a method to get back into an Instagram account..?
I stupidly forgot my password. I love any assistance you can give me.
@Jaziel Augustine Instablaster :)
)love it
"If they're under thirteen just do em' in your head" Holy crap I'm ded
...yup
don't even do them in your head
because that's the making
of a pedophile creep
:3
Shy Sunny that's the fucking joke
it's not a joke
it's creepy
dark humor xD
You can hear people singing with him and knowing that he doesn’t like that it makes it a lot more awkward
either the audience have heard new math a bunch of times already or they just weren't quick witted enough to understand how funny every line is. croo croo
you can hear them singing along...
Probably the former
I love how he abuses his audience when they're being stupid xD
“and if you know the words please shut the fuck up” i know people think it’s a joke but he’s actually trying to say it without being rude but the delivery was just amazing. he is so smart and talented
Bo is a genius. "Whats a bag of chips divided by 5, well thats a nike workers meal".
A lot of the jokes in this song are clever and witty. And you got to think to get them. The dura flame one and the Santa Claus one are really intelligent.
Don´t get the dure flame one, but read (and remembered) enough math for the Santa Claus ;)
Karl Olofsson ln(x) means the natural log of something and Duraflame's old motto was the unnatural log because of how easily you could make fires with it.
Derek Robb Cool, didn´t know there was a brand called that for fake firewood so that was a bit hard haha. Also, there was this character on youtube with a similar name a few years back that Burnham met and had some confused impressions of so I thought he meant him.
What’s the Santa Claus one
Dylan Rietcheck Taking the square root of -1 gives you “i” which some call an imaginary number, because you can’t actually get a real answer. And conversely, i^2 gives you -1, a real number. So saying “Santa times i makes him real” is calling Santa imaginary. Another way of saying i^2=-1
I love hearing him sing the word WAY.... it sounds soooooo nice
"20 percent of the jackson 5....too soon" ...is the joke
"WUUUU!"
"WUU Yes mam I can die"
Natural Log or ln(x) is used quite often in mathematics.
Duraflame is an artificial log that you burn. Thus, it's unnatural.
oh that's what duraflame is ok
4:18
How do you trace a scatter plot, give the pencil to Michael J Fox!
For the people who don't understand this Michael J Fox has Parkinsons disease which effect the movement part of your brain meaning that his movement is as a scatter plot (graph) all over the place.
Thank you I didn't understand it!
MegaBlock Thank you!
What did he say after the joke?
DjSeanyBoy33 I think he said “yes I know...it’s fucking brilliant”
MegaBlock .
A lot of this song is like that. I didn't understand the Santa Claus multiplied by i joke until my math class in college.
kickerpunter it took until college to learn imaginary numbers
2:04 I’m laughing my ass off! XD
“That’s the joke you fucking idiot!”
Why is my sense of humor this? Meh, I still love Bo
Bo: "... and if you know the words, shut the fuck up"
One person in the audience every single fucking time who knows the words to every song Bo's ever performed: *IT'S MY TIME*
the run he did at 4:39 when he said "set" 🥺😭 so prettyyy
"this is a song about meth"
C-A-L- 'see'(c) - 'you' (u) - lator, nobody got it it think in the audiance.... genius :D
Brubbs ahem I'm*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thimmah Holy shit this conversation is still going on , also that's the only thing I got in the whole song pretty much
@@daredevilmoon8508 lol hi
@@hollyweb2 hi
I love him so much omg
"If you know the words, please...shut the fuhk up!" ~dies laughing~
almost ten years later and it stays funny
favorite part of this video...i played it over and over again
I LOVE this ^.^ I live how the woman's like "TELL THE JOKE!!!" and he just gives her a look, "that's the joke!"
Some dude did a "That's what she said joke"
I love how includes the audience a lot you dont see that many comedians that do it as much as him haha
I hate when I don't get some of them because I know they're hilarious but just going over my head cuz I'm an idiot
This song is brilliant. Admittedly there were a few bits in there I had to listen to a few times and cast my mind back to school maths to understand. >_< I'm like a pentium 2 compared to him.
To be fair he had plenty of time making the song to cast his mind back to school math so you shouldn't call yourself slow just based on that
The people who aren't laughing probably didnt graduate from high school....
The ALADDIN theater????
That's problematic Bo
sad that we cant have things like this any more
old bo is very raw and I love it
"Woo! Cancer!"
I'm the idiot who screamed right after he said theater the first time!
omfg i love bo ♥
"This is morbidly ironic, but, uh, my grandmother was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab." LOL
'guys, i know.. it's fucking brilliant' =]
I love that he says "If you know the words, shut the fuck up!" And everyone sings along.....
Bo is a pure genius.
Lyrics are genius. Really clever... C A L c u lator...
“And if you know the words, please shut the fuck up” 😂😂😂
and if u could read lips you'd see that he said "I'm just kidding" afterwards :)
Bo IS number one !
he looks just like number 1.eeeh
my friend introduced me to Bo Burnham and it changed my life!!
After the "I know," he says, "It's fucking brilliant."
He has Parkinson's disease which causes parts of your body to shake out of control, especially your hands. So a scatter plot is perfect for him because all the dots are out of control
thats what she said last night!!
It got all over the electricals... You're funny!
I can see why this one didn't make it onto the album and/or video. But, it's fairly entertaining.
@AlcomRobot thanks mate! feel smarter now.
"Damnit"
"WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"I'm scared- YES MA'M I CAN DIE!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA favorite part
@Katsight No problem! :) I just thought I'd heard it CUL in a different version. Thanks though!
i finally understand why he threatens murder before his show
"20% of the jackson five... too soon" xD looooooooooooool
thankyou
"If Kim is half as old as Bobby who is 2 years older than 12 year old Tory, for how many more 30 day months will the three some be considered statutory rape?" In order to solve this problem you need to know the month and year you are starting from.
I assume tori just turned 12
+Carina Garcia You also need to know what country you're in.
Did you include the additional two years of bobby being above age of consent whilst tori is still below to bobby's total?
+MegaBlock holy shit
always because it's non-consensual
SO turned on CC because I couldn't understand some of the words. WOW that did not help
"pages are blank and YOU FUCKING BOUGHT IT"
See, i is supposed to be an imaginary number, when you multiply imaginary numbers together they make real numbers which are also known as the numbers we're all familiar with. So to multiply Santa (an imaginary) by i(another imaginary) something becomes real :D **For everyone who failed algebra
"DO IT" and shit like that.
lol "the pages were blank and you fuckin' BOUGHT IT" xD
I love the folks who solve the "30 day months" problem like "...well there are 4 30 day months a year-the rest have 31 or 28/29, so...." Sorry friend. That's not quite it
yes it is. 30 day month. the 30 days are a condition, and the month part is a condition. therefore for the two conditions to be fulfilled there needs to be a month, that has 30 days. a regular ( say, 31 day) month would not fulfil one of the conditions. so it wouldnt be correct to do it any differently
Worst way to find out that Santa isn't real.
never gotten the duraflame the unnatural log joke >.
Kim=7 yr.
Bobby= 14 yr.
Tori=12 yr.
so that's 132 months.
No its not, technically when two minors have sex with each other they are both guilty of statutory raping eachother. It's weird and doesnt make much sense a lot of time, so its almost always dropped by the cops if it comes up
If they're under 13 just do em in your head!
Betty Kline yeah but what do you do to Bobby
@@_UGW_ im legal now
Love the santa claus one Ahahaa
Everyone in the comments loving that they were the only one that got each joke on a video with half a million views
@OrgXIII4U domain - domain range means, xxy..its add maths..
@NolteMichael13 You represent a "Natural log" by writing "ln x" in an equation. "Duraflame" is a product that starts fires. It's pretty much a block of a flamable substance that helps to set wood on fire, hence the term "unnatural log."
god, this crowd is so horrible.
Are you saying that people need to force laughter whenever they hear a joke they've already heard? You can tell that Bo hates it when people sing along. He even told specifically _not_ to do it, so there's really no justifying how terrible they were lol
actually i think it can also be charged with multiple under age participants. as far as i'm aware that still counts as statutory rape even without an adult. although most courts probably wouldn't call it statutory rape.
Guess what, the pages were blank and you FUCKIN BOUGHT IT! *throws book*
Fkn cracks me everytime.
4:18 that was good.....
Woo! Parkinson's!
Any notice how the notebook never lands?
Fucking Bo has so much wit
Haha, I learned that this year! :D
I was expecting "take the circumference of you circumSCRIPTION" because it's a geometry pun lol.
@kyledbsxcwqp - Haha, actually realized it was "guys I know, it's brilliant" after I had it play on my MP3...Thanks!...
Although he was asking only about 30 day months, so 44 thirty day months, since there's only 4 30 day months out of the year so take that times 11 equals 44.
Wonder if he reads any of the comments on his vidios on TH-cam
"DIED! DIED!" She is very into the show.
@rundontcrash LOL AWESOME!!!
SMART AND FUNNY !!!!! how rare nowadays.
what does he say after everyone goes "ooooh" at the michael j fox joke?
He has Parkinson's disease & the meds he takes cause him to move involuntarily. And he is a great sport about it, by the way. His official twitter page is filled with him making jokes at his own expense, so no reason for the audience to be offended.
Pickle900 it's a joke and the people who cared as just playing it up
oh the improv
the one person that disliked this is bo cuz he hates people putting shit up that hes supposed to get money for
@flakse there are people like that in every audience. Especially this one, which I'm guessing is full of a bunch of college students
It's different in every school.
oh i get it domain domain range = xxy = a hermaphodite
Can someone help me out please? I understood everything except one part. Can someone please explain the Domain-Domain Range joke to me please? I just don't get it.
the beging in funny as hell
hey i dont understand the jonas brothers one can someone please explain it to me
she says "Do the joke its fine!"
2:14 I decided to listen closely and after he makes the penis joke he says "don't ask me how I know"
put it all together and...... fucking math
someone please explain the unnatural log joke please? i understand everything else in all of his songs except for this one reference and it's bugging me
@JereBearable guys i know, its fucking brilliant!
@KhaoticKaos because if you read his lips after he said that he said he was just kidding.
his hair at 2:32 makes me laugh