im sadly an alcoholic and the last time I drank I had gotten ahold of a jar or two of about 160% proof shine, and I ended up in poison control with a failing liver, but now I've been sober for 7 months and I'm proud. I also feel comfortable sharing stories about me to you since you have shared with me.
You were really KILLING that costume, huh? Makes sense, I guess. I mean, considering what game you were representing and all. Anyone? No? K, I'll see myself out.
well ... They will sell you alkohol when youre 16... or look old, but I don´t think that anyone will take the alk from you if youre younger.... what I am trying to say is.. as far as I know there is only a buying / selling limitation not a drinking limitation ;D
Jordan, lately I've been going through one hell of a time. (Getting kicked out of my house, friends abandoning me/getting mad at me, mental breakdowns, etc...) and I've also been watching your channel. it's helped me smile through this. it's helped a lot. thanks Jordan.
I had a funny carnival story so I went to this party where we all wore costumes then I saw a guy walking around as a dick I mean he had a literal dick outfit so what happened after a few hours they got a white spray can and sprayed it all over the hat of his costume and I was like fuck this shit I'm out but I had to wait until all the carnival wagons were away imagine standing next to a giant man in a costume of a dick that's my funny story hope you liked it btw Jordan if u see this I love your videos and dogs or cats
no one knows this but my friends, but when I was 10 I askadidntile ate Jell-O shots and this was on New year's at my uncle's house and my dad said " hey Kandyse do you feel any thing?" I said " No, I feel fine!" and then he said " don't tell anyone about this! OK?" I said " OK!" then I started acting like I was crazy, and we all ended up staying up till 6:30 A.M. then the next day I slept till night! and then after that day everything was back to normal!
i have been in a very similar situation except the falling asleep in a ditch part of the story. but hey no judgment we've all done embarrassing stuff when we drink
*TheBeerRaiser*
FroyoHead Animation I see what you did there
TheFearRaiser thanks for the video and funny and crazy XD
FroyoHead Animation Lol
FroyoHead Animation badumn tish
FroyoHead Animation XD
"Lying in a ditch" Taken litteraly XD
WaffleQueen I would've liked but your likes is 69
Ｇａｌａｃｔｉｃ its 150
0:53 Nice calendar you got there...
NoobPlayzGamez I screenshoted it ;) (for science)
atomic doomsday58 yep **wink**
Me too! For (uhhhh) religious purposes
atomic doomsday58 yep for science 👌
NoobPlayzGamez I love his calender too it looks cool
1:46 hello viktor
YASS!
Yes or yaz or yas (for me yas) btw theres a bit missing like all the islands in Nunavut at 0:22
YURI ON ICE
YASSS
I thought the same thing
(sees silver haired guy) Viktor Nikifolov?
(sees Jordan) Yuuri?
*WE WHERE BORN TO SHIP VIKTURI!*
Sung Lee YES!!! FRIENDS!!!
Sung Lee yessssssss
Sung Lee EXACTLY
fuck off seriously who actually likes yuuri on ice
SansWars Fuck off man. Do you even know how big the fandom is? If all of it was here, they'd be kicking your ass right now...
im sadly an alcoholic and the last time I drank I had gotten ahold of a jar or two of about 160% proof shine, and I ended up in poison control with a failing liver, but now I've been sober for 7 months and I'm proud. I also feel comfortable sharing stories about me to you since you have shared with me.
Dank Furry and that kids is why we don't drink moonshine
Bill cipher Plays ok. i will take ur advice ( not that i was ever gonna even think about doing so )
Dopped The Furry I'm proud of you, good job on not drinking anymore👏👍
That moment when Jordan replies to ur comment...
2 hours later
"Aaaaannnnytime now..."
Skycraft 2.0 Hai I'm Jordan
Jordan River....
What a lame random joke
Skycraft 2.0 my names skycraft blaze
It happens with every youtuber
AAAAAAAAAANY TIME NOW
1 year later, literally
1:46
Oh hey Viktor
Flubber Nuggets Ikr😂
OH HELL YEE
Been searching for that comment
Fearaiser:"What's up"
Me:"The cellin"
BabyDragon8 cellin
TheMooMaster wow very funny and original
4:11 Somehow Sleeping Jordan looks so adorable. 😂
You were really KILLING that costume, huh?
Makes sense, I guess.
I mean, considering what game you were representing and all.
Anyone?
No?
K, I'll see myself out.
NerdEnthusiast
no! GET OVER HERE!
NerdEnthusiast you said K, I'll
Did you purposely do that I found it hilarious
"Hey look it's scorpion sleeping in a ditch"
-Best line of TheFearRaiser EVER ❕
He should totally cosplay as Death the Kid!!! 😂😂😂
Artzy Animations he should
Loving the gaming references
1. Mercy which on october calender
2. Scorpion costume at the party
LATE SQUAD WHERE YOU AT?!??!
Mr. ProPotato hi
Mr. ProPotato RIGHT HERE
Here!
Here nigga
im here ya huge sack of steaming dog shit
I can just now visualize you, Jordan, in the Scorpion costume just shouting: “GET OVER HERE!!”
roses are red violets are blue, I fell for the thumbnail, and you did too.
0:53 I see that Mercy. I've never felt so accomplished
Is it just me or does his friend look like Victor Nikivorov from Yuri on ice????
Is nobody going to say how his friend who gave him the drink looks like victor from Yuri on ice?
I am German. I am legally allowed to drink at 16 years old. I am almost 16. Take that every other country!
Id4n damit i need to wait 2 years to be 16, to buy a motorbike and to go from Portugal to Germany to drink some stuf ;3;
well ... They will sell you alkohol when youre 16... or look old, but I don´t think that anyone will take the alk from you if youre younger.... what I am trying to say is.. as far as I know there is only a buying / selling limitation not a drinking limitation ;D
Id4n Seriously?
Id4n You can drink alcohol at 16 years old in Germany!?!? I'M 16!!
SpinosaurusStudios actually idk what the first person is talking about, we can actually drink at 14 in Dusseldorf and smaller towns
3:11 *That laugh tho* 😂
How am I here this early? I normally am never here within the first couple of minutes.....
you are Cray Cray when u drunk boiiiiii😂😂😂
Gay.
CraftItplayz - Minecraft how am I gay
It was a joke, also no one says "Cray Cray" tf
CraftItplayz - Minecraft whatever I say what I want
CraftItplayz - Minecraft nobody says gay as a joke anymore either LOL nah just kidding you guys are both funny
XD am I the only one who just love the way he does every intro hahaha just smile boom, watch it when your down and wala
Can I just say the guy at 1:46 looks a lot like Victor from yuri on ice?
Who else noticed the witch mercy on the calender?
i laughed so hard at the ditch sleeping part
0:51 *cough cough* meRCY
In the U.S. it is illegal to buy buy or drink alcohol on public property. But if your parents are ok with it you can drink whenever.
Scorpion best costume
SOUL EATER!!!!! I LOVE IT! Death The Kid is my ultimate favorite character :3
SYMMETRY!!!!!!
It's illegal to drink alcohol when your 18 in Australia and my 18th birthday is on Friday yay 😂
same in South Africa
MGspace600 it's legal to drink when your 8 here in Ireland... I'm 13
MGspace600 same in Jamaica.
Dam in Germany I can drink and buy alcohol like beer with 16 and it's full legal XD
I live in Australia and it's legal to drink at 18 lol
Jordan, lately I've been going through one hell of a time. (Getting kicked out of my house, friends abandoning me/getting mad at me, mental breakdowns, etc...) and I've also been watching your channel. it's helped me smile through this. it's helped a lot. thanks Jordan.
take that canada in finland we can drink when were are 18
Scorpion tells the fear raiser GET OVER HERE!!! But he just stands there
*Finish Him*
This already looks great
the guy who was giving you the rum looks like viktor from yuri on ice
Luffy the angle dragon I
thought the exact same thing
Soal eater reference!!! 1:04 I love Seth the kid and death but my fav are the gay couple of soal and black star
Nice ditch bed haha
Your animation gets better and better everyday
and I was an undercover cop the WhoLe TIMe-
Everyone has no mercy.. but him... at 0:54 he has mercy
is that Victor from Yuri on Ice
Kraken is the devils brew. Love that stuff!
Here in Europe the legal drinking age is 18 take that north america
KPC - Productions the legal drinking age in Quebec Canada 🇨🇦 is 18. So not all of North America
Shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot EVERYBODY!!!!!
Hasn't he told this story before? I know I've heard it
Me too
flawless victory 😂😂😂
Notification squad where you at?
*DJ-* *PonG* here *obligatory Power rangers transformation montage*
1:59
oh hey Viktor!
I feel like I've seen this vid before...
YOU TOLD US THIS STORY BEFORE! WHERE IS YOUR MEMORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it just me having dejavu or did he already tell this story?
Magestic _Chicken_Nugget saaaame
I remember watching this video when it wasn't animated XD THANKS I REALLY LOVE THE ANIMATIONS
Holy crap. 666 views.
🔼
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
+Vant, the prince of darkness nope 75,050 views
The Curry Allah quip all all week ago so hew app for Android devices and I misset each 314
Julia Zunica so
1:52 that's definitely victor 😂
Yay finally early!!
Ye for my fellow Canadian drinking at 19
why do I always fall for clickbait
1:52 is that vergil from DMC?
I had a funny carnival story so I went to this party where we all wore costumes then I saw a guy walking around as a dick I mean he had a literal dick outfit so what happened after a few hours they got a white spray can and sprayed it all over the hat of his costume and I was like fuck this shit I'm out but I had to wait until all the carnival wagons were away imagine standing next to a giant man in a costume of a dick that's my funny story hope you liked it btw Jordan if u see this I love your videos and dogs or cats
Jordan looking at the alcohol like 'get over hereee'
Wait is saw you sleeping in that ditch holy snap
at :53 the witch mercy lol
Roses are red
Violets are blue
this won't get pinned neither will you
**sniffs** okay
DrawingWithZooze10015 I accept the challenge
DrawingWithZooze10015 true
I got a better one:Roses are red violets are Blue Im liking my own comment because no one else will.
Orange Eyes Gaming i Will like IT!!
no one knows this but my friends, but when I was 10 I askadidntile ate Jell-O shots and this was on New year's at my uncle's house and my dad said " hey Kandyse do you feel any thing?" I said " No, I feel fine!" and then he said " don't tell anyone about this! OK?" I said " OK!" then I started acting like I was crazy, and we all ended up staying up till 6:30 A.M. then the next day I slept till night! and then after that day everything was back to normal!
Stop putting on old vidos
wolf crunch I
Hahahahah who's weezing
First dislike
Thats it, im movin to Canada
WELL, HAHA America and Canada!!!!
In the UK we can drink at 18 so ehhhhh!!!!
Lolololol [not death the Kid] Your white stripes in ur hair fam lol.
Bro I’m in love with kraken, it’s just so good, i sometimes actually drink it without a mixer lmao
great choice of costume
uhhh i been meaning to ask this do you make videos with gizzy gazza
Jordan: Kraken Rum
Me: THE KRAKEN BLACK SPICED RUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayyy I saw mercy ❤
1:51 That's Victor, no one will convince me otherwise.
amazing story bro, loved it! 😋
0:54 nice Overwatch reference lol (nice calendar)
Speaking of Halloween, I wanna see a kid in an Internet Explorer costume trick-or-treating on November 1st
Lmao that mercy up there
*reads* "no, not Death the Kid"
*looks at hair* "ohhhh XDD laughs"
The guy who gave him the beer looked like victor off of yuri on ice lolol😂
so how come I feel like ive seen this before today... oh well, this channel is still awesome ;P
Kerbal Space program music
Noice
Wow...good at telling Storting 😂😂😍😍
"No, not Death.The.Kid" 😂👌 wow
WITCH MERCY ON CALENDAR!!!
KRAKKKKKEEEEEEN.
Favorite rum.
1:50 why does his friend look like victor from Yuri!!! On Ice
Fellow Canadian!!!!🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁
Lol, I always just wear a hoodie that says: 'I don't do costumes'
0:54 Mercy, in the high chair!
i have been in a very similar situation except the falling asleep in a ditch part of the story. but hey no judgment we've all done embarrassing stuff when we drink
Get over here!
1:04 but why not tho XD!!! ITS NEVER TOO LATE!
CANADA
EH YEAH!