The Most Scientifically Illiterate Flat Earther EVER?
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Santos Bonucci (Mr Astrotheology) wants to tell us all about the Suez canal and how it proves a flat Earth. The trouble is, as with many flat Earthers, he doesn't have a clue what he's talking about!
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Let me thank to Bob for always reminding us the rotation is 15 degree/hours.
...and that 1 degree contains 60 minutes of arc, and that each minute contains 60 nautical miles...which only works on...a globe.
That Bob, what a helpful guy!
Legendary self own of the century was that one. 😁
Thanks Bob.
Sometimes I drift off to sleep thinking of this 15 degrees/hours…
"Dont let your limited perception befuddle you" Yet he doesnt use the same logic when it comes to his complete ignorance of reality.
Indeed 🤗
I caught that thought as well.
@@TrickOrRetreat Cant help but think of Teal'C when someone says "Indeed" lol.
@@The_DarthWonka hehe
What do they say about telescopes?
Shouldn´t you be able to see everything on earth from a certain point?
"Look at the clouds; see them coming over the horizon. That proves the world is flat." Galaxy brain, right there.
The most inelegant thing he said was “water seeks its own level” 🤣 reminds me of a friend that asked the builder at the fishing lake if he wanted to borrow his laser level while he worked on the fishing plots. His response was… I will use the water level 😅. Good time lapse though
The ONLY intelligent thing he said!!!
He's filming his screen. With his phone. Let that sink in for a moment.
This is exactly like saying that bacteria isn’t real because you can’t see it. Some people really do amaze me that they don’t suddenly forget how to breathe.
Haha, I love the way that the first thing we see in his video is boats disappearing over the horizon.
This proves we were right to transport these colonial types.
So in conclusion;
Clouds are nice.
"..flat...flat...flat..."
Area of a few square miles looks flat = Everything around for hundreds of miles is flat. Because he said so.
Butterflies.
Containers getting sucked(?)
"Ancient scriptures" (whatever they may be, whoever wrote them and most importantly; when)
Meditation? (Getting a feeling that the use of some "spiritual herbs" is also included)
Yeah, totally legit and trustworthy source of information.
my iphone screen is to the millimeter flat that claims that earth is also flat
"What have we learned from this?" That he doesn't understand perspective or scale.
I honestly don't think he understands anything about the world around him. How has he survived all this time?
Take all the air out and the butterfly could not fly off the ground since there isn't air for the butterfly to use to get off the ground. Also, it is impossible for any object to stand still in space since you can only stand still in space relative to the object that is not moving from your point of view.
I like how he's going "flat, flat" while stuff is popping up over the horizon
And 3 year olds would understand what is happening.
Right! Pay attention to the clouds but ignore the other ships appearing and disappearing.
🤡🤣🙈
The other thing that really gets me is the gross misunderstanding of gravity and what is "down." Like I've heard the theory that the flat Earth is supposedly accelerating upwards at 9.8 m/s^2 but never what's causing the acceleration, what it's traveling through, how it stays intact, or how any of the sky bodies stay above it. All things to skirt around the simpler observation "gravity pulls towards the center"
Nono, that's been debunked, he said so. So it's obviously true. Probably just perspective.
You can't be a flat earther if you aren't willing to ignore reality...
Pro tip for flat earthers: you don’t debunk the globe by pointing out your own misunderstandings of the globe.
Nor by debunking the globe, if they even could.
One could still say the shape is actually a square. There's no evidence for their pizza earth.
Gleem seems to think that you think he is not a Flat Earther.... is this true?
Anymore than pushing the bible by misinterpreting the bible
@@mr.slithers6121 Gleem claims to be a “Mach” eaether. He says both spherical and flat work.
But, he has also been honest and said that if it really mattered, he would agree the earth is spherical.
I thing he is a contrarian and hates agreeing with a majority.
It seems that misunderstanding and arrogance is their only "proof".
Flat earther: "the canal is built to be flat"
the engineers who designed it: "well no, not really. You see it seems flat locally but over its entire length it..."
Flat earther interrupts: "it seems flat, that means it is, yes, thank you engineers for proving the earth is indeed flat"
Just look at the clouds!
In calculus, you learn that all curves are locally flat. Get a big enough curve and what is considered to be local can be quite large.
How would flat earthers deal with bits of material that must have very little deviation in thickness? Would they look at it and say it’s good enough because they can’t see any difference in thickness? Out of spec might be microns, you’re not going to see that with the naked eye.
@@kayleescruggs6888 The earth is differentiable, therefore it's flat!
@@kayleescruggs6888 Really? What about fractals?
@@potatomudkip fractals aren't curves. They aren't even functions since functions require each x point to have one and only one value.
Here's some more flerf proof:
If you take the word "Suez" and change only four letters, you get "flat". Coincidence?? I think not!
OMG! That is SO uncanny! THEY are sure trying to pull the wool over our eyes.
If you take Suez and read it backwards, it becomes Zeus which is the God of the Sky and Lightning. That would explain why the clouds are flat. Zeus himself is flattening them as soon as they appear...
Definitely good proof!
@@redbaron6805 great lol
And If you change the same number of letters in "canal", you get "Earth". Flat Earth.
"Notice the clouds, folks."
"Notice the horizon, dingus."
The flatrizon
He's right about the shipping containers going upside down on the way to Australia though. For a while I had a job unloading shipping containers and getting the last layer of boxes off the ceiling was a pain in the arse.
LMAO.. good one!
Yes it must have been hell!
Should have got the cgi koalas to help.
@@casperthefriendlycookingapple here in Brazil, we have CGI Toucans, CGI giant anteaters, CGI sloths, CGI jaguars and CGI capybaras.
But best of all, we have CGI sky with CGI Southern Cross rotating around CGI blank spot in the night sky, rotating in the wrong CGI direction!
@@rogeriopenna9014 I shoulda gone into CGI as a career. Seems there's a lot of work :P
Judging by his accent he's Australian - everyone knows how difficult it is to travel by sea to the Northern hemisphere because you have to paddle so much harder to go uphill.
This drongo wouldn't be able to paddle across his bathtub.
I think that's his point. It doesn't feel uphill therefore it is flat.
He also cooked off his gourd, bloke is clearly having a good old chuff of his glass barbie while he records.
I'm Aussie, I cringed when I heard him. We have our fair share of them down here now.
@@glynnspencer4517 totally 😆
He’s absolutely spot on about one thing:
‘Don’t let your limited perception befuddle you…’
Now, if he would only follow his own advice 😂
Exactly 🤣
@@JohnVJay Irons make things flat. Flat Earthers are very ironic. Checkmate, globies!!! Joking aside, you're right, but the wonderful thing is that they don't understand that they are being ironic. Ironically.
Clearly, he thinks 'irony' is something that feels like it's made of metal.
@@ITALJUTE Irony is the opposite of wrinkly.
Exactly what I was thinking about when I heard that.
I like how you can see the other ships disappearing behind the horizon while he's yelling "FLAT!" in the background. xD
Also, "the clouds appear to be coming up but they're not". The stupidity required to just openly dismiss the proof right in front of your eyes is astounding.
“ The Suez Canal can’t exist on the globe because it would drain”
That may take the cake for dumbest thing I’ve heard a flat earther say on here
And that's quite an accomplishment
How long have you been watching?
@@StoutShako Right around the beginning I think
you have a point there... since the earth is flat it keeps the canal from draining ( ;) ) then if thats the case why do the really big rivers in the world drain? the surface of those rivers are flat and level, the water should stay still like water in a lake thats flat and level...
The solution would be to dig a little deeper. LOL.
You know, he almost had me convinced. If he shook the camera a little bit more I'd have been converted for sure.
Maybe he should have kept it perfectly flat and level ... Like his brain.
@@fredthe47th you are correcting the most miniscule grammar mistake i have ever seen on a 1 year old comment. are you mentally sound?
also i think shook isnt even wrong depending on where you live
@@fredthe47th not upset bro, just worried about your mental health
@@boooster101 His brain isn't just flat and level, it's also completely smooth
Parkinsons is not easy to live with.
To pull a page from their book: "Obviously CGI...ships can't move that fast!"
Right?! But it's not completely CGI-you can _totally_ see the harness pulling it where the blue-screening gets a little sloppy. My friend's cousin's niece's hairdresser knows a Tarot card reader whose sister's dog walker is Steven Tyler from Aerosmith's former makeup artist's uncle. This gentlemen used to be a janitor at a NASA facility, and _he_ says this footage was actually filmed against a blue screen backdrop on the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah. The container 'ship' is actually a giant rolling cart, pulled by twenty Ford F-150s. The water and clouds are all CGI. If you look carefully, you can actually _see_ one of the harnesses near the top-right at around the 10:30 mark in the video. Nice try, but... WE ALL KNOW THE SUEZ CANAL IS FAKE!
@@evadeflow I love your description of the expert (fiend's cousin's niece's...etc). I actually took some time to attempt to map that out. LOL
@@evadeflow I'm sure Kevin Bacon should be in there somewhere!
It boggles my mind that someone who isn't even able to learn how to use simple screen capture software and forces their viewers to suffer through his uberprofessional shaky-cam screen footage can amass 200k followers...
Agreed
I sometimes wonder if he and others of his ilk, have subscribers who watch just for a laugh.
I don't think that laptop is capable of running a screen capture software, looks like it's from the 80s.
It's a flat earth thing. You would not understand it. 😉
@@drjlp1366 I saw his technical skills when he was on FTFE lol,
Does he actually think that on a round earth water would flow to the "lowest" part?
He has 0 understanding of gravity or the fact there's no up or down to a planet.
Correction: He has zero understanding of ANYTHING apparently.
Technically it does flow to the lowest point. That just happens to be towards the centre of mass. Which is the bottom of the ocean.
There is an up and a down on a planet. "Up" is pointed away from the center of the planet; "down" is pointed towards the center of the planet.
@@lennierofthethirdfaneofchu7286 Yes but he thinks North is up, I wonder what happens to his up when there's a polarity inversion?
But YOU are missing it! We live on a flat earth arguably a dishy sorta one- so there IS an “up” and “down”, and NO, you can’t go “under”! (😉)
The most scientifically illiterate? Nathan oakley wants to have a word with you Dan 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I'd say to be careful if he sees this but we know he is also just regular illiterate
Ugh, after watching this video Dan might just be right, I will need to put this to the test ^^
@@AuditingTheAbsurd santos is a goldmine of stoopid, watch the ftfe debate probably my favorite debate or non debate ive seen.
I think they’re on a level playing field. Sorry, flat, flat playing field that is.
"Shatters the globe!"
While playing a video that quite clearly shows the horizon, which requires the globe.
Indeed. On a flat plane a horizon isn't physically possible no matter how much Perspective magicaly bends it away from you.
Something easily proven from the bottom of a skyscraper staring up or staring down an extremely long corriodor. 😂
To be fair though, you would have something horizon-like on a (infinite) flat earth too. It would of course not be a nice clean "line" like you see in real life when the air is clear.
@@egilsandnes9637 Yeah, true, it would fade off into a vagely flat blur or be distorted by distant objects that we cant currently see. And of course there's the whole sun setting thing.
BTW: I tried to find some kind of render/simulation of a flat earth, but couldn't really find any. But I came across a Reddit page where they discussed how the world would look if we lived on an infinite plane placed in a uniform gravitational field (And no stars or planets or other space objects) Because light bends, and the plane is infinite, all light would bend down to earth sooner or later, so the whole sky would be filled with light from the plane. Heh.
@@egilsandnes9637 they're on blu ray and DVD.
Using a handheld phone to record the screen is a clue to his skills.
Right!? That's like a automatic disqualification of his whole argument, and credibility from that point on.
I would like to introduce you to the (in)famous Mud-Fossil University guy... 😂
@@saalkz.a.9715 "I barely understand modern commercially available technology, but please sit down and let me tell you all about how rocks are the fossils of ancient automatons"
@@jonathanporter5223 True . Unfortunately it also seems that ScimanDan is one of those people who says Pacific/pacifically when he means specific/specifically. 1:28
@@benhall2235 Yep. I rewound that twice, because I thought I was mishearing him!
"The earth is dead still"
Unlike the hand he's holding the camera with unfortunately. It's enough to give you motion sickness.
IKR
Dont worry , covid will handle the anti vaccer. :-D Meditation told me.
He proves flat Earth by use of a Mercator projection.
Strong in this one the irony is…
I won't let them get away with any map baloney... I ask if Earth is a flat disc or a flat rectangle or what... :)
@@tjjones621 Why do flat earthers always sound like humorously sly middle schoolers, I ask if the average Flat Earther is on or off some kind of meds?
@@dashdashdash_ my money is off. Just ask them for the name of the map they use to get directions and watch the funky monkey dance begin. :)
@@tjjones621 Think you just made my point for me...thanks I think.
@@dashdashdash_ :)
I love how you manage to get Bob's "15° per hour drift" into so many videos! Keep up the good work Dan!
Thank Bob, not Dan.
A towering monument to flat earth stupidity for all to see!
It´s not hard to include Bob in so many videos. This is about Flat Earthers after all. Since they repeat even things they themself debunked you can always use that.
This was absolutely crying out for it.
“That boat is flat. Flat. FLAT.”
I cannot argue with that logic. I’m convinced. Flat Earth it is then.
@@mischak3654 I'm compelled to agree. His arguments are just too strong to counter.
My girlfriend is flat, flat, FLAT, so when my girlfriend is flat, the earth must be flat also.
My car tyre is flat. Flat earth it is.
@@casperthefriendlycookingapple LOL, notice how it conforms to the shape of the earth.
wait till he finds out some ships are built curved (the opposite direction to the earth, but still). itll blow his mind and we will get a shaky cam phone video debunking them.
I remember on my last trip to Australia we were landing in Sydney and a tourist got off the plane without putting on his gravity harness. Guy fell right off the planet into a puffy spider web in the "sky" it was horrible to watch.
😂
He does not realise that the sides and ends of those containers are also flat. Will he ever work out the difference between flat and level?
Of course not. He's more brilliant than all of the world's scientists using his "eyeballin' stuff" methods.
the only realy flat thing on this plat are the brains of flatearthers
In a word, no.
*sees a playground slide* what is this magic!
@@Innerspace100 the name of his channel is "Astrotheology" so my guess is you're right.
Santos is what we in Australia refer to as a “total deadshit”.
That’s only because you’re upside down and all the blood is rushing to your head.
With shit for brains.
A flatshit!
"Complete dickhead" also works here.
😅🤣😂 True. Or sh*t for brains.
I like with Neil Degrasse Tyson said about flat earthers. he said “they exist because of a complete failure of our educational systems to teach critical thinking skills”
I'd say it's comprehension too tbh. They can't comprehend a lot of the scientific knowledge behind it, and so they think it's a lie. Whereas most people can accept that it's the truth even if they don't fully understand it themselves (i.e You don't have to be a rocket scientist to know the world isn't flat)
For example, lot of them call physics 'mumbo jumbo' and discard it simply because of their inability to accept what they can't learn themselves
He would have been in school in the 70's and I never took physics in school and I can comprehend the subject reasonably well
please stop calling it critical thinking. the flat earther are the most critical thinkers ever. critical over science, logic and commen sense. Please learn scientific thinking, what proofing means. Diference between facts, data, evidence and informations. and only because tyson is a great mind doesnt mean his can be an idiot too. I watched some of his videos and sometimes he goes of the rails and beeing complete wrong. And thats only in subjects i gone through in my education. We can say be critical about "scientist who talk about aliens, wormholes, and warpdrive, multidemensional and teleports on the history chanel. like Michio Kaku. That is flat earth level. This two are only famouse for media presence, books about pilosopy or scifi theorys. They didnt puplished something scientific, ever. Better try to learn about the amazing proofen subjects.
@@eve-llblyat2576 thank you so much
100% agree with you
do boats still go over the curve or no? 🤔
It’s funny how Flerfs always say “the Earth is flat because I perceive it to be and I trust my senses”
But, it in this video when viewing the clouds disappearing behind the horizon he’s instructing: “don’t believe your eyes”
Here’s how the canal was “engineered” to be “flat”: They put water in it.
FLAT water though
You could say they used a water level ...
@@astrobunny3660 yeah, that sparkling stuff kicks up a bit.
@@astrobunny3660 It took a long time to sieve out the wavy water
"Because where ever you are on the globe, you're either upside down or on the top." No, that's the coin Earth theory.
Up is space, down is center of gravity 😏
Eric dubay does actual science.. Dan just makes jokes
@@goingold1855 that WAS joke, just like you! LMFAO! 😂🤣😂🤣💀🖕
@@ljramirez I think you fell for some bait bro lol
@@goingold1855 My six year old granddaughter does more science playing make believe than Dubay at his most serious. Troll fail
I once saw someone arguing that if the earth were a sphere, people on the other side of the globe would appear upside-down when you saw them on a video call. That remains the most hilariously stupid flat earth argument to date, but this guy seems to be on a similar level.
Well they're flatturds because they're incredibly stupid so, anything they say will be incredibly stupid.
XD
Belive me, this not the most stupid flat earther. One of my friends said that when he was on the airplane to London he saw the mountains in America, so that means that the earth is flat. Flat flat flat...flat
I'm glad that GPS satellites seem to ignore this "evidence" and always tell me exactly where I am.
I admire Santos Bonucci dedication to his viewers..., to keep filming his laptop during that earthquake. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take some motion sickness pills...
Tripods don't exist!
@@MuttFitness or screen capture software, apparently
I agree! Wonder what magnitude that quake was; seemed like it lasted for 10-15 minutes!
Agreed 🤢
🤣
"Water seeks its own level. That's why we have sea level. It's all flat." Erm, no. It is LEVEL.
Yes! Let's not overfill a glass and see how the water domes on top.
Wonder if they heard about tidal waves
@@swiety1981 Nope waves are a lie, water is flat flat flat
@@Remsster BALL is THRUST and SUCKED over the BULGE
Water is Sentient apparently, it "seeks" it's own level, I keep asking Flurfs if they believe water is alive!
Incredible how flat earthers love to use acceleration and buoyancy as an arguement but the one time they should use buoyancy they say a boat defies gravity
I've come to the conclusion that 100% of flat earthers are just trolls and wind up merchants, I simply can't imagine anyone actually believing that the earth is flat.
What’s more sad is that they are actually just that stupid. It is hard to fathom.
I love Flat Earthers. One way or another, almost all of their videos are self-debunking. It's great.
And the problem is that they're too ignorant to recognize it.
"Flat Earth" is self debunking.
More power to you, man. I have considerable difficulty listening to them without punching them in the face just to prove that stupidity and ignorance can hurt.
now debunk Eric dubay
@@goingold1855 that clown has been debunked so... many... times.
I love how he debunks himself at 8:40. So the oceans have different levels, but the water always finds its level.
I’ve argued with flerfers on the same issue as to why the Pacific Ocean is 40 cm higher at the Panama Canal than the Atlantic Ocean where water always find the level…. Stupid they are.
It's different when it gets tipped in and then it takes a few minutes to settle
Once when I was young and actually got out of the house, I saw some irrefutable proof of the oblate spheroid with my very own eyes. An intense thunderstorm some 60 miles distant was providing an amazing light show after dusk on our way home from a day out. I could not see the base of the storm or cloud to ground lightning. I could only see the top of the storm extending a few fingers above the horizon. additionally, heat lightning is where a thunderstorm is below the horizon and too distant to be heard but its lightning is reflected by high altitude clouds. So it's not really that hard to see the proof yourself.
Refraction, eyes deceiving you, some other magical shenanigans, therefore you’re wrong!
- the average flat brain I mean earther
Indeed its not that hard to see the proof for yourself. In 2018 I was lucky enough to spend a few weeks on the west coast of Costa Rica, and that holiday provided numerous bits of evidence for a non-flat earth, from underlit high cloud before dawn to spectacular ocean sunsets every evening. You can only believe in a flat earth by paying no attention to your surroundings.
Even watching jet contrails show curvature. They’re cruising at ~35,000 ft, and not smacking into the ground as they disappear over the horizon.
I live on the shores of Lake Constance, and have to cross the lake twice a day to go to work and back. Looking along the shoreline, I frigging see the curvature with my very own eyes every frigging day. Twice.
The mind boggles....
Indeed I can walk out my house head west at around dusk for about 10 minutes and watch the sun not change angular size as it should on their model and watch it literally descend to where my wife's aunty lives behind some shops, yet none of those shops burst into flame and her house is still there. You can get some great shots of it making a glow between the shops and lighting the underside of clouds there, the other day the moon was visible just as the sun was cresting the horizon, again impossible on there magical rotating around above us model. I've some photos they would no doubt make magically physics and lighting rules up to explain them.
"Watch how the clouds go flat." Well, I'm sold. Goodbye globe. It's been emotional.
What an absolute Muppet. They can't seem to wrap their heads around the concept of flat on our planet, can they? It's like Oakley thinking that maps need to show drop. 🤣🤣
sort of like flerfs arguing that parallel lines can't exist in the universe because they're infinite by definition.
Well, line segments can be parallel as well. They NEVER think one or two moves ahead.
Bit unfair to muppets. 😁
Or scale.
@Carl Klinkenborg and that 'spinning at a thousand miles an hour' bit. One rotation a day. No sense of the actual size of the planet.
🎶I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It's cloud illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all🎶
I love his demonstration of Suez Canal using the picture captioned: "An illustration of a route from the Red Sea to the east Mediterranean WITHOUT using the Suez Canal"
Yes, truly illiterate, in science and general words It seens.
The worry about opening the canal was that the red sea would be at high tide and the Med would be at lower tide or vice versa, thus you could get a destructive wave called a tidal bore. This is a natural event during high tides and rivers.
Thanks for explaining. I wondered what the real, practical concern was when he was going on trying to make up a coverup conspiracy story.
A bore would be a bother, indeed.
Seems to me that if the two seas were on different tide schedules, a few water-control structures could deal with it. Also, the daily flow would be great for keeping it dredged out. (I'm not doing the math, but the highest tides in the world, over the length of the canal, would not be much of a flow gradient.)
I do like how the guy thinks they built the Suez canal, using much money and time, with nobody knowing if it was actually gonna work.
I love that he mentioned "limited perception." Absolutely stunning.
"The canal should be drained" 😂 😂. That has to be the funniest flat Earth nonsense that I've ever heard. Thanks for the laughter Dan, I do think that a lot of us needed that.
seriously. most kids in kindergarten are smarter than this bloke. and you just know its going to be quality content when its a phone filming a computer monitor rather than just using a screen recorder... probably a bit too technical for the poor guy.
To think all that sewerage would just drain out of the sewers canal. LOL! What's this guy on? 😆
@@skepticusmaximus184 It's absolutely mental. To think that any water would naturally drain away because we are on a globe is beyond belief.
What's TERRIFYING is that people like this are DANGEROUSLY CONFIDENT - we, as a society have failed in some way to allow someone to be this truly ignorant yet think they are smarter than everyone else. TERRIFYING.
What do all these flat-tards think happens to the water when it reaches the edge of their flat planet? I would watch a couple of their videos but don't want to give them even 1 extra view.
My friday is complete and it's just started. what a way to start the day.
My Friday evening is complete and it's just started. What a way to finish the work day
Both of you are done with Friday, get back to beds then!
Yay! Started off with a "Thanks Bob".
Speak for yourself. It's the end of the day here, and after a whole day of being upside down hanging on to the Earth, I'm exhausted 😜
If ships had wings then maybe there wouldn't be so many container ships stuck at the ports waiting to unload their cargo.
And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle
@@kyoteecasey hate to break this to you but...
@@kieranhardy581 XD
I would debunk 1 million miles and I would debunk 1 million more, just to be the man who debunked 2 million miles to end up at your door.
"Thanks Bob."
Never stop using this joke.
"Look at the clouds, look at the clouds." Ofcourse, otherwise you might notice how the approaching ships are coming up over the horizon.
Gotta love watching a grifter ply his trade.
Great shot of the distant clouds curving downward over the horizon.
It's strange how the horizon blocks the view of distant cumulonimbus clouds' lower half. Why is there a hump of planet in the way?
I really felt, while watching, while he was saying flat flat flat, that I had a sense of the curvature.
@@jimiwills this, the clouds give you a great impression of a very thin atmosphere above the slightly curved earth..its things like this that make the theory approchable for the layman, thanks, whoever santis filmed this Video off.
This is what frustrated me the most, with his glib dismissal of the clear visual evidence. "Even though they APPEARRRRRRRR to come up. They're not".
Proving your dumb ideas is easy if you just say that evidence in front of you isn't true! Now I'll have to be right back, I'm off to tell my bank that I have a million pounds in my account.
Thankfully, being Australian and a flat earther, he doesn’t actually exist 🤘🏼
So he's an aussie?
That explains why he even thinks Australia exists.
Can he explain how Europe could exist though?
Has he ever zoomed in to Polaris with his P1000?
we are very sorry on behalf of all ozies
@@Charron684
I groaned so loudly when I heard his voice, people probably heard me in NZ. Fucking hell, another Australian flerfer. I too apologise that this guy lives in our country. He's probably from Queensland, the constant hot weather must have melted his brain.
If he actually paid attention he'd realize stars rotate around a central point to the south in the southern hemisphere.
@@Alexander-vl1lg And in the "wrong" direction as well.
"That's what all the sacred scriptures say" tells us all we need to know about his mind.
Actually there's a great way to catch any of them on that.
Jesus often confronted the religious zealots of his day about their traditions. He bluntly said they were making the word of god *invalid* by their traditions. Flat earth is found nowhere in the Bible - its a tradition. Easter and Santa Claus are traditions. Burkas are found no where in the Koran. Martyrdom by suicide is flatly rejected by most Muslims as having no basis in the Koran. Most religious traditions have no basis, they are just stuff people started saying or doing.
So for the Christian zealots who claim tradition throw things like Jesus own words back at them. Both Matthew (15) and Mark (7) recorded it.
Just be careful the smart ones can twist it.
Yes, he isn't only ignorant of science, but also theology, literature, and philosophy.
@@tonywilson4713 i doubt the guy in this videos has even read the whole bible, probably only ever read like 10 lines that some flat earthers cherry picked and read to him
@@Logan-dk8of Exactly, its one of the things experts cover when they explain Dunning-Kruger. These people know 9/10s of 1% and think they know 9/10ths of all there is to know. Its incredibly prevalent among religious people (of any and every type) and conspiracy pundits because it attracts people who want to be able to stand up against others and claim they know what others don't.
You'd also be surprised how little they actually know of some very basic things.
Classic example is the word "day" in Genesis which they all claim means 24hours. It never did. Its derived from an ancient Hebrew word that means "period of time." It never specifically meant 24hours. So they can't even get the first page right, but will yell and scream at others.
I'm an engineer and I am confronted all the time how little I know of other areas of engineering and science. Other STEM people (scientists, mathematicians, etc.) get that constantly. The STEM community is continuously confronted with what they don't know while at the same time being yelled at by morons who know almost nothing. Its 1 reason why I like SciMan and others like him.
@@tonywilson4713 9/10ths of 1%. Really? I think you are exaggerating, perhaps from a magnanimous feeling of charity suffusing your body.
Someone with 9/1000 knowledge of physics has these flatties vanishing over the horizon in his rear view mirror.
I like how he says "WRONG!" without mentioning why
I really, really want to know what he would be expecting to see on a globe earth. I think most flat-earthers don't understand just how big the world is.
They don't understand the globe model. They don't understand what a model is.
Scale will forever be a their Achilles heel. They expect to be ramping the boat over the curve and catching air
Their world is just smaller than their ego
Inability to comprehend size and distance is one of the universal afflictions within the cult of flerf.
@@calinasagilitypartner4444 They don't want to. And they IGNORE any thought of imagining a ball so large that you can't notice the curvature. They seem to think that is impossible! Excuses don't make the world flat.
When Luke Skywalker had to fly level and straight to attack the exhaust valve on the Death Star, that proved the death star was flat ?
I know it’s make believe but it has more realism that that suez canal video.
Flat
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Look at the stars
Look at the TIE Fighters
Flat
That's actually an interesting question: did the Death Star have enough gravitational pull of its own to hold the x-wing in its orbit, so Luke could just fly straight, or did Luke have to manually put down the nose of his x-wing in order to not fly off the Death Star?
@@patapon5960 If you look at the documentary "Star Wars, A New Hope" you can see that they have artificial gravity as down does not go to the centre of the Death Star when they land in the hangar near the outside. This means they can have whatever gravity they want and thus prove that water in a valley on the Death Star will flow down towards the South Pole of the Death Star just like it does in the Suez Canal 😉
@@patapon5960 It's the size of a moon. It has it's own gravity, as well as artificial gravity towards the centre.
Death Stars are flat!!!
Let me explain that to you, Sci man Dan: you see, when a ship goes over the Equator, Neptune ties it to a long rope, goes back to the bottom of the ocean and starts spinning it; that's how a ship achieves centrifugal equatorial thrust. Sadly, on quite a few occasions in the Bermuda triangle, the rope did not hold; the poor people on those boats all went into deep space, sometimes knocking planes on their way and pushing them along with them. Of course, there's a chance the dome broke their fall upwards, so they got squashed and then fell right back in the water, where they just sank.
They bounced off the dome and onto the far side of the moon where they're hanging out with Flight 19, Bat Boy, and the Hitler clones. I read it in the Weekly World News!
Scary! Some may have fallen straight into the Sun, with water still sticking to them; they could have gotten the thing extinguished, for Pete's sake! Still some probably went straight through the dome, and then the waters of the Heavens found their own level - level up there is concave, except if you're in Heaven and then it looks convex to you - and then they must have just kept going until they encountered one of those spherical things that have gravity, that God made when he was in the mood for ball donuts instead of pancakes, and finally got squashed.
This shit is better than ancient aliens on history channel. And maybe even more believable
Oh, you could definitely sell this to flat earthers with the right push.
👍Makes more sense than anything Santos just said.
Has this guy been anywhere? One of the best views of a curved Earth was when I was on a cruise.
I was sat at the back of the ship as we left Turkey on a very clear evening. The town we left had a Hollywood sign style sign with the town name lit up on a hillside.
And slowly as we moved away in a straight line the sign slowly sank below the horizon until it was gone.
Ja, aber die Flerfers erklären Dir schon das Prinzip von Perspektive! 😂
Please, Dan. Never get rid of Bob's 15°/h drift. It's too good.
We don't REALLY need Bob's measurement as aircraft worldwide perform this measurement thousands of times a day as part of every pre-flight test.
But when an actual Aerospace Test Engineer who specializes in these devices tries to explain this TO THEM, they just call me a liar.
@@stuartgray5877 we don't really need any of this. The earth is round, we know it, have for millennia. The sad reality of today is scientists spending time debunking shit that doesn't need to be debunked.
@@BenjiMordino they aren’t scientists that’s the point. They are people with easy access to tinfoil
@@BenjiMordino well few do, gladly, but then the dumb minority here accusses them of living in the ivory tower of lies and not Listen to their greatness. Which is ok.
Bobs 15 degree drift 😃 its a thing of beauty for sure ..... thanks Bob
"I will win a million dollars"
"I will win a million dollars"
" I will win a million dollars"
"I will win a million dollars"
"I will win a million dollars"
Ohh sorry guys... just thought if I said it enough times it might become true😅
hehehe
Donald Trump won the election, Donald Trump won the election, Donald.... oops... sorry
@@jwb932 this wins
Lollipop 😋
Shouldn't you have said you have a million dollars if you say it enough it will be true
Why does it seem like flerfers expect to suddenly arrive at a curve if they travel/look far enough? You're already on the curve!
because just like when you are driving and are exiting a clover leaf you are already in the curve and then all of a sudden you begin driving straight ;)
"water would drain out of a sea" "butterflies don't get sucked into the water but the shipping containers do" "Where ever you are on the globe you are either upside down or on top"
Just some of the wonderful nuggets of flat earth wisdom from our confused friend Santos.
“We understand your model!”
Sure they do… 🤣
"watch how the clouds go flat"
They built a bridge between Switzerland and Germany, each building from their side. After a while they noticed something is wrong.
Turned out that the germans had their height calculations based on a reference level of the North Sea, while the swiss had their height calculations based on a reference level of the Mediterranean.
That resulted in 20 cms or so height difference...
You’re gonna tell 1/2 of a story? How’d they fix it?
It's Laufenburg bridge and the height difference from different references was taken into account but because of human error (I suppose) they doubled it to 54cm mistake.
@@the-guy-on-your-moms-couch Used the Anarchy mod to shiftify the nodes.
@@the-guy-on-your-moms-couch they pumped water from the mediterranean to the North sea to make it level...
@@the-guy-on-your-moms-couch i think they just put a couple of stairs in the middle of the bridge. But there is no handrail so people keep falling over lol
The "thanks Bob" will never, ever get old... :D
"It shatterzza...the glooobe." No, it shatters your children's perception of you. Just imagine knowing at age 10 that you have a better understanding of the world than your father does.
Well, they also understand computers, video games, iPhones, and cartoons better than adults as well.
"Look at the clouds"
Yes they're quite nice
but not as high as the guy making the video ^^
The moment the discusion went to angular speed, I was waiting for the "Thanks Bob" bit. It's still entertaining.
@Peasant And one that he will forever be reminded.
That bit just keeps on giving
I've missed bob. Haven't heard from him in a while. Did he fall off his flat earth?
Yep. I thought the same, there's an incoming "Thanks Bob" and... there it is haha.
I have a billion dollars. I have a billion dollars. I have a billion dollars. I have a billion dollars.
This guy really seems to think repeating something over and over again makes it true, so I figured it was worth a shot.
Can you please lend me a million? :)
I hope you get 2 billion.
Idk, if you say "Biggie Smalls" three times in a bathroom mirror, the ghost of Biggie Smalls is summoned, as clearly evidenced in a South Park episode.
Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice
@@casperthefriendlycookingapple uh-oh...
It’s always scripture.. scribblings of long dead people that don’t science… 😪
And being an Australian., he could do a live video of the southern cross…
And he totally ignores the horizon.. in video we’re headed towards landmasses yet can’t see them..
"Thanks Bob!" meme never gets old.😂
Praise be to Bob, our Lord of dumb shittery.
I wonder what ever happened to Bob’s two suns. He got beat up pretty bad on that one.
That guy had 200000 followers??? Why does the phrase “blind leading the blind” come to mind?
Simple experiment for Santos.
1. Get a butterfly
2. Remove its wings
3. Release the butterfly
4. Note if it drops to the ground
That's kinda a mean experiment, though! Maybe go he other way, stick some wings on a freight transport vehicle and see if it flies. If you don't have a vehicle handy, just go down to the airport, where somebody else has already been to all the trouble and expense for you!
@@JMartJr Good idea. I'm sure they won't mind.
“Watch how the clouds go flat” haha, i cant anymore.
I laughed so hard when he said that lol
When I was in highschool, my geometry room was on one of the top floors so it was pretty high up. You could see a big portion of Sydney from the windows. But what was even cooler was the fact that when the weather was just right, you could actually see the clouds curving towards the horizon pretty obviously
Flerfers have actually captured this, and completely failed to recognize the phenomenon for what it is!
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@@srinivastatachar4951 because they are flatards
@@srinivastatachar4951 they regularly prove the globe in many different ways (like Bob and his 15°/hr "drift"), but they just keep ignoring that real evidence and figure that they messed up the experiment. The cognitive dissonance is utterly stunning.
Man, this guy...just wow. Please cover him again. He is a hoot and a half!
Following Santa’s logic, long before the canal opened half the Med would’ve drained out of Gibraltar already.
Ah, but the earth is FLAT don't y'see, so it doesn't happen. The flat earth concept that "north is top, south is bottom" on the globe is one of, if not the most stupid arguments they make. If they are going to try to argue against the planetary model, they should at least try to comprehend how it works.
I mean, I understand that the flat earth isn't a flying space pizza. I know the flat earth is supposed to be an unmoving, domed environment with some kind of unmoving foundation. I also know it can't exist.
every time they say "water seeks it's level" or something like that, I think of water in space & the shape you see it take or as if it is trying to find a shape
"Look at the clouds..." I think he's expecting the boat to descend away from the clouds as it drops over the horizon and around the curve?? He doesn't understand the atmoSPHERE curves around the surface too?
*the atmoflat
"Watch how the clouds go flat" made me spill out my drink and fall over laughing
The boat being "flat flat flat" is irrelevant to the clouds coming up over the horizon 🙄 😂
I didn't _entirely_ understand his clouds point. Does he actually think that the claim is that the clouds themselves are moving up and down, rather than his view just coming over the curve?
Also irrelevant, but, I love your hair! 😍
@@wraitholme I'm pretty sure no one understands his point.
i think his entire argument is irrelevant cause he doesn't have on, they shouldn't let idiots like this on youtube let alone be a "spiritual leader"
@@chloewright1 thanks 😊 it's Manic Panic Hot Hot Pink.
Was worried we weren't gonna get a "thanks Bob" until Santos came out with "1000mph angular AND linear velocity"
It always cuts deep when you have a fellow Aussie on here ☹️
I wonder how he gets along with the flerfers that think we don’t even exist…
Did you vote to halve most citizen's education budget by voting Labor or Liberal?
Australia's educational outcomes are now below those of most third world nations so the coming generation may be less educated than Santos.
Just tell people he's a Kiwi. Most can't tell the difference anyway.
I like how he's trying to say the clouds don't disappear over the horizon but even he can clearly see they do so he just says "they look like they are but they're not."
"Trust your eyes," when it comes to the horizon, but as far as the clouds coming over it? Don't trust your eyes, trust our cockamamie excuse.
Why do they all think the north pole is "the top" of earth?
There is nothing like a "top" on a sphere...
They cannot picture the actual globe of the earth in their heads due to their severely limited imagination, they can't get away from their image of a globe in a library where "down" is towards the floor.
Holy shit he actually said that,"water would drain from the Mediterranean and Suez canal if Earth was round".
I once encountered a similar idiot who claimed that the Nile flowed uphill.
An instant before he said "look at the clouds", my exact thought was "well you just need to look at the clouds to realize that the Earth is not flat - or does he think clouds hang lower and eventually fall into the sea towards whatever he thinks the horizon is?"
Edit: Holy shit, he actually mentions and confidently proceeds to ignore it. Wow.
Wow - I don't (or didn't) think of myself as particularly intelligent - but I was at Primary school learning about Australia - as I thought about upside down people and it clicked that everyone was the right way up as gravity is towards the centre. I was TEN YEARS OLD!!!!! How can you get to adulthood and not get this!! 😳😳
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious . He can’t possibly believe this .
The sad thing is that he does 😄
"there is a flat earther on youtube who loves to talk about nonsense"
Ah I see, today's episode is sponsored by the Department of Redundancy Department from the Redundant Ministry of Redundancy.
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Bob’s production quality is really something. Seeing him in the reflection every time the screen goes dark is the funniest thing I’ve seen today
"Notice the clown."
He looks surprised at his own reflection.
More shock and horror than humour.
He's a weird looking thing lol.
I thought that was his nan at first
Oh no, please don’t let him be Australian.