Bad Movie Review: Nightwish - The 80s horror Inception

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  • @MrNegativecreep07
    @MrNegativecreep07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    An American Werewolf in London has some of the best dream sequences and fake outs.

    • @ozymandiasnullifidian5590
      @ozymandiasnullifidian5590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah, and probably the best metamorphosis into a werewolf, that film is really good...

  • @Crash765
    @Crash765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:22 "Do you have the slightest idea what parapsychology is?"
    Uh, two psychologies?

  • @cord113
    @cord113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Did you ever see Dreamscape from 1984? It was about using a machine to put psychics in people's dreams for therapeutic reasons, but with a side project of using this for covert assasinations. That was another childhood favourite.

    • @danddoty3981
      @danddoty3981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They re-used the Cobra Man in WAXWORK ( 1987) and mixed with with FREAKS.

    • @jackwells8107
      @jackwells8107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's what I came here to say. I have always been a Dennis Quade fan, so I saw that one. So interesting it came out only a few weeks before Nightmare on Elm Street.

    • @cord113
      @cord113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackwells8107 Did you see him in Muppets Tonight? If not you should check that out, it was a great episode. :)

    • @mariakelly90210
      @mariakelly90210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cord113 Speaking of Muppets Tonight, you should watch the episode that Pierce Brosnan appeared in.

    • @cord113
      @cord113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mariakelly90210 You mean the one when they dress him up as a giant prawn? Soooo funny. :)

  • @johnwarddarkparkfilms3377
    @johnwarddarkparkfilms3377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My directing professor at Los Angeles City College directed NIGHTWISH! :)

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Could you please expand on that one? Really. We want to know more.

  • @ericjanssen394
    @ericjanssen394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can’t find/post any clips, so you’ll just have to take my word that the greatest dream sequences in film are Mt. Fuji erupting in lava from Akira Kurosawa’s “Dreams” 🌋😱, and a secret policeman walking into Anthony Perkins’ bedroom (“Wh-who are you, what’re you doing here?”) from the opening of Orson Welles’ “The Trial”.

  • @petergivenbless900
    @petergivenbless900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like the "message from the future" dream in John Carpenter's 'Prince of Darkness'; very creepy!

    • @john_blues
      @john_blues 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good one. Very haunting.

    • @gildardorivasvalles6368
      @gildardorivasvalles6368 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked most of the movie -- the ending was a bit disappointing for me, though. Also, the speech from the priest was unconvincing -- a lowly priest knowing the deepest, darkest secrets of the Vatican just didn't quite ring true.

  • @cord113
    @cord113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    One great movie dream scene is the start of Aliens when it looks like a chestburster is about to pop out of Ripley. Great scene. Sets the tone nicely for the rest of the movie given that she's about to go off and face her worst nightmare.

    • @paultapner1896
      @paultapner1896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like that one as well. The worst dream sequences are when you realise it's one before it's over. But this one is perfectly believable till she wakes up

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the givaway was that the room was bright and clean and the nurse affable and engaging. Then reality was the room was dark and nurse only checked on her by cctv then switched off very quickly.

  • @coyoteartist
    @coyoteartist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ya know, there's a Finnish symphonic metal band called Nightwish that has a song called Over The Hills and Far Away. I think that title describes this plot.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Anime movie ''Paprika'' is a really great Sci-Fi/Mindf*ck movie abort ''diving'' into another person's dreams.
    Christopher Nolan took a lot of visual inspiration from it, for some of the dream sequences in ''Inception''.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Remember that movie from the 1980s entitled Dreamscape. With the snake monster, always thought that movie was cool when I was a kid.

    • @cord113
      @cord113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just wrote pretty much the same thing only to see your comment when I hit refresh. :)
      I still watch that from time to time. Great movie.

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s what I was going to say

  • @cord113
    @cord113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    For both the best and worst on screen dream scene how about the entire 9th season of Dallas that was written off as a dream after the backlash they recieved for killing of Bobby Ewing?

    • @shannondore
      @shannondore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember that pissing a lot of people off.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SNL lampooned it by having Madonna cameo in the cold open and announce their previous season was all a dream. It almost backfired when the live audience didn't know it was her at first.
      I think thats the season where Sinead tore a photo of the Pope or Nora Dunn refused to appear when Andrew Dice Clay guest hosted and was fired.

    • @rsacchi100
      @rsacchi100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skylx0812 Married With Children also wrote off a couple of episodes that way. They did it to deal with a bad situation.

    • @stephennootens916
      @stephennootens916 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The show St Elsewhere ended with it turning out to be in the head of an autistic kid.

  • @ferociousgumby
    @ferociousgumby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "It was all a dream" - the MOST overused device in all of moviehood!

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Used when the ending was a downer to avoid upsetting the moral guardians.

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More importantly the lazy-ass "it was all a dream" summary ending actually has the unfortunate effect of nullifying the entire preceding film.. Think about that. It's the same cop-out device that spoiled (for me at least) otherwise excellent moves such as JACOB'S LADDER and DONNIE DARKO. It was also used as the ending in Jennifer Lynch's BOXING HELENA---but that doesn't matter because it was a shitty movie anyway.

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashleys9397- Here, it looks as if they're implying she's still dreaming.
      Still a cop-out.

  • @kemmdog4444
    @kemmdog4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I saw that this was Jack Starrett second to last movie before he’s died.He was Gabby Johnson in Blazing Saddles and Deputy Galt from First Blood.

    • @VonWenk
      @VonWenk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was also a director.

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also doubled as a director of exploitation features. His credits include RACE WITH THE DEVIL(1975), the blaxploitation classic SLAUGHTER (1972), CLEOPATRA JONES (1974), and CRY BLOOD, APACHE (1970). Was he the one who played the loopy scientist in this week's movie? I couldn't tell.

    • @kemmdog4444
      @kemmdog4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashleys9397 His voice definitely gives it away.

  • @stephenperry4197
    @stephenperry4197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Apparently the Professor made more sense in his legendary role as Gabby Johnson in Blazing Saddles.

    • @loumencken9644
      @loumencken9644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely, because "no sidewindin', bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter!" Now who can argue with that?

  • @charlesthepariah7600
    @charlesthepariah7600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had no idea this masterpiece existed, and it stars Brian Thompson. I shall hunt for this gem asap. Thanks, Robin. You rock!

  • @Hykje
    @Hykje 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think a certain Finish symphonic metal band has something to say about this.

  • @walterfechter8080
    @walterfechter8080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think this was one of Robert Tessier's last roles (as the doctor's assistant). Tessier was in a few crummy motorcycle movies back in the 1960s. One being, "The Glory Stompers," which was directed by Dennis Hopper. Hopper also starred in that two-wheeled drive-in swill. Tessier was also in, "Born Losers." I remember watching "Nightwish" with some friends. They were bored as much as I. Thanks, Robin. Keep those celluloid gems coming at us.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember him as second in command to Paul Lynde's Chief Nerrrvous Elk from "The Villian".

    • @walterfechter8080
      @walterfechter8080 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skylx0812 -- Ha! I remember that film!

  • @CulainRuledByVenus
    @CulainRuledByVenus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:52 It's like Kirk Douglas with Michael Ironside's voice.

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Best "it was all a dream": I would have to say *Jacob's Ladder* and in a way *Angel Heart* (as it might not be a dream per se, but a lot of things happen when Harry Angel sleeps that turn his life into a nightmare)
    Worst "it was all a dream": I know others have mentioned *Sucker Punch* (ugh), but I would like to nominate *American Psycho.* Brilliant performance by Bale or not, when you realize the entire movie was just in his head and was completely pointless? The movie was mediocre at best, but that was the icing on the garbage cake. It was like the movie itself was saying "so you thought the movie was a waste of time? Guess what? _IT IS!"_

  • @andrewgwilliam4831
    @andrewgwilliam4831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Even though for once (?) it makes sense for it all to have been "just a dream", that revelation really pissed me off, and that's just watching this review and not the movie itself!
    I still can't work out whether the film looks interesting or pointless.

  • @JoeEnglandShow
    @JoeEnglandShow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That ectoplasm effect was very nicely animated, I'll give it that!

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do like some good process work; hand drawn lightning effects are a personal favourite.

  • @dbsommers1
    @dbsommers1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perfect Blue, though that wasn't technically a dream, it was the main character hallucinating. Except she was playing a character in a TV series who was crazy, so you could never tell how much was real and how much wasn't. Paprika was also by Satoshi Kon (RIP), and it was a dreamscape, but I prefer PB.

  • @BrettJones27
    @BrettJones27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey... I remember watching this one, back in the day. And, when drinking "Island Coolers" and watching with friends, it was fun. Ah, the 80s. Thanks for another enjoyable trip down memory lane.

  • @varanid9
    @varanid9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The episode titled "A, B, and C" of the '60s TV show "The Prisoner" was clearly what the movie "Dreamscape" ripped its idea off from. Though its dream sequences were not meant to be visually spectacular, what happens, along with the use of music, does create a truly dreamy feel and was one of the best episodes of one of the finest series ever. The most mind-blowing dream scene was, of course, the hospital wake-up in "An American Werewolf in London".

  • @MBlacklaw
    @MBlacklaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stanley is played by Robert Tessier, another career henchman, who I first remember getting pummeled by Charles Bronson in Hard Times, 1975. RIP, 1990.

  • @paultapner1896
    @paultapner1896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Biggest unanswered question with this film: What the heck did she see in Dave in the first place? I suppose she was keeping him around in case civilisation collapses, because he'd take care of hunting for food easily. But in the long run you might get bored of rabbit every night.
    Worst one ever: Robot Monster.

    • @john_blues
      @john_blues 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean Dean? That was all part of the dream sequence.

  • @kylecurry577
    @kylecurry577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This extravaganza is shockingly watchable. Its wacky as hell, but just appealing enough to keep watching just to see what will happen next! Ah the 80s...anything was possible!! By the way, love the voice overs for some of the characters.

  • @a.champagne6238
    @a.champagne6238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The parking dream in Bananas is so random. Love it.

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I particularly love the whole crucifixion motif---it's so vintage Woody. You know, I sure wish Woody Allen had kept making funny movies instead of the boring, pretentious, self-indulgent, unrelatable, and totally unfunny "petit bourgeois" garbage that he started cranking out post-ANNIE HALL. I also wish that I had gills and could breath underwater like Aquaman or the Kevin Costner character in WATERWORLD. And I wish too that I could find a pair of magic underpants which would confer super-strength upon me, and I wished that solid gold doubloons would shoot from my bunghole whenever I sneezed or broke wind. As you can see, I wish for many things. But alas so alas.

    • @a.champagne6238
      @a.champagne6238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ashleys9397 i agree with Harlan Ellison who argued that Woody is just about the best speclative fiction (HE's prefered term for science fiction/fantasy genre) filmmaker citing that films like Zelig and Purple Rose of Cairo fit right into the genre. I consider Midnight in Paris to be the best time travel movie ever made.
      I'm glad Woody moved away from his earlier style of comedy because he would have gone the way of Mel Brooks. Mel's later films have their moments but pale in comparison to his earlier output.

  • @archnof0
    @archnof0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brian Thompson, the rabbit killer- I've seen him in tons of stuff. I remember most as a vicious character on X-Files. The dream sequence that sticks in my mind, not because it was so great but because it started what became an annoying trend, was the final scene of the original Carrie, where Carrie fists her way out of the grave

  • @espacemaxim
    @espacemaxim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another Elizabeth Kaitan classic on this channel!

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That one multi-faceted backstory was like something out of Cabin in the Woods.
    ‘Anyone have radioactive demon houses?’

  • @roddmatsui3554
    @roddmatsui3554 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This review is an especially satisfying and funny one. Thank you!

  • @BertTurbaville
    @BertTurbaville หลายเดือนก่อน

    The dream sequences in "Dreamscape" are pretty damned good, considering it was practical effects back then.

  • @ryandtibbetts2962
    @ryandtibbetts2962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bad Dreams (1988) was a horror movie that promised a villain that would outdo Freddy Krueger. Instead of a supernatural antagonist, however, the flick served up a half-baked plot surrounding a medical researcher dosing unwitting patients with psychedelics.

  • @helenjones5787
    @helenjones5787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another great and funny show!! Thank you for doing all the editing and homework you do for these movies!

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:24 why does the guy in the pink shirt look so familiar? Also... is that Thor from *Starcrash?*

    • @shannondore
      @shannondore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clayton Rohner was in a bunch of bad movies in the 80's. I remember him from "Just one of the boys" and "April fool's day"

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shannondore holy crap, he was Admiral Mark Jameson in the TNG episode "Too Short the Season" (with the decrepit admiral who was taking the youth serum that recrepified him to death).

    • @shannondore
      @shannondore 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheRealNormanBates Yep! that's him. I remember that episode.

  • @andrewparsons2391
    @andrewparsons2391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I thought Dean looked familiar, he's played by Brian Thompson, Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

    • @cord113
      @cord113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was also the first guy killed by the Terminator and was in several Star Trek series and the pilot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (which I've just started watching again) :)

    • @cord113
      @cord113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      BTW, what the heck are you doing watching Mortal Kombat Annihilation? They used to burn people as heretics for that sort of behaviour back in my day...

  • @laurallewien2165
    @laurallewien2165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Has a Altered States kinda vibe especially the tank scenes

  • @henrybrennan
    @henrybrennan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great review Weird movie
    - Thanks!

  • @ADB696
    @ADB696 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best movie dream scenes. Alien 3 and Resurrection in their entirety.
    As for captain bunny killer I'll always remember him as the psycho from the Stallone movie Cobra. It was the way he said Pig! ''You can't kill me can you PIG!''

  • @TheMadAfrican1
    @TheMadAfrican1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The REAL (and actually good) Inception is the 1984 film Dreamscape with Dennis Quaid and Kate Kapshaw. It has some awesome dream sequences, all done with super cool practical effects.

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best dream scene: Something something Oz I think? You probably never heard of it. Pee Wee's Big Adventure has some good ones too.
    Worst dream scene, that's a little more interesting and requires some actual thought. Forget what I just said, it's Sucker Punch. It's the movie I thought of when Robin said "meaningless drivel".

  • @lakrids-pibe
    @lakrids-pibe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Do you guys remember *Altered States* (1980) with William Hurt?
    I think it's largely forgotten now, but it was a pretty big deal back in the day. Maybe you've already covered it?
    Edit: Of course you all know about it. I forgot where I was. I feel silly now.

    • @cord113
      @cord113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're not going to turn into an alsatian are you?

  • @carlwilkerson9722
    @carlwilkerson9722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wake Forest alumnus here (undergrad). The fact that the "doctor" was kicked out of Duke only increases my respect for him. (Joke is funny if you're American. Well, it's explicable if you're American.)

  • @josephmatthews9866
    @josephmatthews9866 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best ' it was all a dream ' was the end of INVADERS FROM MARS !!!
    OK , not really a horror movie , but scared the daylights outa me , when I was seven!!!

  • @thrashpondopons8348
    @thrashpondopons8348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought 'Dreamscape' was pretty intense!

  • @jeraldbaxter3532
    @jeraldbaxter3532 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Was that Gladys Kravitzs, of "Bewitched" at the fruitstand?

  • @lyndatuttle
    @lyndatuttle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why is it always a cabin in the woods? Why couldn't it be a hut on the beach?

    • @Hykje
      @Hykje 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is one in "The Serpent And The Rainbow".

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "We're five college students on our way to an old abandoned Cabin in the woods." Evil Dead the musical.
      I guess I could just reference a movie but I wouldn't know which one.
      Oh yeah. Cabin in the Woods.

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or a shed in the garden? Actually, "Tool Shed", sounds like a solid horror movie title.

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@euansmith3699 Kurt Russel mocked Bruce Campbell while shooting Escape from LA for his overdub of "Tool Shed" in Evil Dead.

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tskmaster3837 I love how "Evil Dead" always seeks to get the point over without worrying too much about overly polishing each shot.

  • @couldnotbereachedforfurthe2647
    @couldnotbereachedforfurthe2647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whoa! I watched this last night. One of three screwy endings I've seen the past few days, the others being Grotesque (1988) and The Incubus (1982).

  • @mikespangler98
    @mikespangler98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dream within a dream in Night of the Comet was pretty good.

  • @jasonpratt5126
    @jasonpratt5126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brainstorm was a pretty good dream-based film, in its day.

  • @Emulous79
    @Emulous79 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    At first I didn't even recognize that d1ckhead cop from First Blood. He's the beardy professor guy. One of his last films.

  • @benderbendingrodriguez420
    @benderbendingrodriguez420 ปีที่แล้ว

    Elizabeth Kaitan is an all time 80s crush for me. So cute

  • @thegoldenhammer12
    @thegoldenhammer12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow! I forgot all about this movie! Nice choice bro!

  • @arkayoarkayo4739
    @arkayoarkayo4739 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ..."You can't wear a bra; it messes with the uh, yeah"... 😂

  • @IntermezzoR
    @IntermezzoR 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:01 wth are they eating? Tortilla chips, orange, some kine of sandwich and either an apple or a nectarine/peach.
    Oh and can't forget the red wine to flush it down.

  • @VonWenk
    @VonWenk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best Dream Sequences: The ending of John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness, the zombies rising out of the graves in The Plague of Zombies
    Worst Dream Sequence: The ending of Wes Craven's Deadly Friend

  • @CMDRExorcist
    @CMDRExorcist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm so happy to see Nightwish getting some attention! I love this insanely bad movie. Sure, the ending is much of a payoff, but it's still a fun ride.

    • @cedricmaclobster2324
      @cedricmaclobster2324 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm with you! The movie is totally bonkers and makes no sense... but it's so much stupid, colourful fun! And: Liz Kaitan is in it and as always looks ridiculously beautiful and charismatic! What more to ask for?!

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The mature writing of St. Elsewhere was cinema grade and their dream sequence episode was very sureal. I did like the dream with ZZTop performing "Legs".
    One of the producers went on to create Homicide: Life on the Street and their dream sequence was set to the original version of Barbra Lewis' "Hello Stranger". A rookie detective has a stress nightmare about his unsolved child murder case.

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I consider HOMICIDE: LIFE ON THE STREET to be possibly the best crime drama ever made for TV. The level of writing was exceptional and the ensemble cast acting exemplary; overall it was markedly better than the more widely watched but overrated NYPD BLUE. While ST. ELSEWHERE was a great series in a 1980s context, it doesn't really hold up all that well. Blame it on GREY'S ANATOMY, I guess.

    • @kbbrown8154
      @kbbrown8154 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashleys9397 It was impeccable for the first 2 seasons. Absolutely flawless. Once they started the juke box treatment it began to slide a little. Totally jumped the shark when they stopped taking the events of the book and news articles as script inspiration and copied the "sexy cop soap opera" garbage everyone else was doing. God I loved that show.

  • @ashleys9397
    @ashleys9397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Favorite or most memorable dream sequence? Hmmmmmm....For me the only one that springs most immediately to mind is the very stylized brief segment in Hitchcock's SPELLBOUND (1945). That's the movie with Gregory Peck as an amnesiac who ends up in the booby hatch. At some point his character is placed under deep hypnosis and experiences this really nutty dream that looks like something out of a Salvador Dali painting. That's most likely because the dream sequene was designed by Salvador Dali himself. Huh! How about that!
    And here's some riveting movie history trivia: In its original unscissored version the sequence ran for some 20 minutes. When it was screened for executive producer David O. Selznick, he totally flipped out and---once he stopped spitting up all over himself---immediately ordered extensive cutting. You have to remember that this was back in the day when stuff-shirted producers & dour cigar-chomping studio executives called all the shots, and directors & writers had little option but to shut up & put up. Consequently just a little over two minutes eventually made it into the final product. But for a few surviving stills the excised footage was summarily trashed and flushed down the movie studio crapper. This seemingly arbitrary destruction naturally invited speculation as to its putatively objectionable content. So for all that anyone knows it could well have been some outlandishly phallo-centric, eroto-maniacal, flamboyantly masturbatory, pseudo-Freudian dementia involving giant talking penises ("Howdy! I'm Peter Pecker!") or man-devouring tentacled multi-titted monstrosities exploding out of ladies' nether parts (Dali was more than just a bit pervy). It's not exactly recorded what Hitch thought of it. Who knows? Maybe he actually dug it. Though that would have to be on account of him being a big ol' perv too.

  • @matthewh.9544
    @matthewh.9544 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The actor that plays Dean also played the alien bounty hunter in the X Files. The special effects also rival Capt Zep Space Detective ... Remember that. 😣😅

    • @gaylordfocker7990
      @gaylordfocker7990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Shao Kahn in MK Annihilation

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also the main bad guy in Stallone's ''Cobra''

  • @ikd3240
    @ikd3240 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched this movie recently and couldn't stop laughing. The awful acting, the boom mic being visible in multiple shots, crew members being visible in a few scene lingering in the corners, one character's hand injury switching from the right to the left and back to the right again. I get that they were attempting to capture the dream-like quality of 80's horror like Nightmare on Elm Street, Bad Dreams and even Dreamscape, but the result is a hilarious disaster.

  • @mortdewerewolfe691
    @mortdewerewolfe691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The shackling scene seems to be borrowed from Michael Curtiz's Dr. X.

  • @jamstonjulian6947
    @jamstonjulian6947 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE the dream sequences in Brazil

  • @vaughanb1963
    @vaughanb1963 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly, that list of kooky occult stuff reminded me of the Harbinger of Doom-type from South Park

  • @DamnedSilly
    @DamnedSilly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I understand subsequent owners of the actual Amityville house reported no problems and rather liked the place.

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because there was no haunting. They _were_ bedeviled by fans of the movie who thought nothing of trespassing and trying to steal things from the property.

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julietfischer5056 That---but even worse was Ricky "The Acid King" Kasso and his Eighties metalhead minions holding an impromptu Black Mass on the front lawn. For real.

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashleys9397S - Hadn't heard of that bit of dipsh*ttery. Not surprised, unfortunately.

  • @Dharzjinion
    @Dharzjinion 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Review wishes? Hell yes... "Jug Face" by Chad Crawford Kinkle. Almost no budget, but the most original thing I've seen in the last decade :)

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first draft of the reboot of The House On Haunted Hill was quite the mess.

  • @cultofj3777
    @cultofj3777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, Donna is a rollerblade nun!

  • @Tchernobog
    @Tchernobog 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I own it and have seen it long ago and my brain completely erased its existence. I literally forgot it existed until this video.

  • @ferociousgumby
    @ferociousgumby 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr. Sardonicus/Night of the Lepus!

  • @kaykutcher2103
    @kaykutcher2103 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Getaway! He shouted as he hit puberty.

  • @srstriker6420
    @srstriker6420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What about Dreamscape?

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The series MASH had a very creepy dream sequence episode where everyone had nightmares. Since they were all war themed I guess you could call it horror. Maj. Houlihan in a white wedding dress splattered with blood ala Carrie White was pretty graphic.

  • @Bethelaine1
    @Bethelaine1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please do The Incredible Shrining Man.

  • @Pauldjreadman
    @Pauldjreadman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The time when we rented three horrors for weekend.

  • @EyeofAffinado
    @EyeofAffinado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How this film got greenlighted?

  • @rsacchi100
    @rsacchi100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Any idea if this was one of those straight to cable movies.

  • @MonTube2006
    @MonTube2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That actress appeared in Friday the 13th part VII. She got great assets

  • @mariakelly90210
    @mariakelly90210 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Could you please do a video about John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars?

  • @cord113
    @cord113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another great dream scene was the one with Justinia Vail in Naked Souls. Now there was a woman with fantastic range.

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, thank you for reminding me of the TV series "Seven Days" that Justinia Vail was in.

    • @cord113
      @cord113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@euansmith3699 I love that series, though it certainly had it's bad moments. That was how I came across Naked Souls, I was looking for more of her work.

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    so if it's like Inception, did people also complain about how confused they were by THIS movie's not-that-fucking-complicated plot, too?

  • @buzzawuzza3743
    @buzzawuzza3743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Last night I dreamed that the only horror movies left on the planet were the super shitty ones from the 1980s reviewed here on Bad Movie Review. Woke up in a cold sweat. But was it all just a team? Bwahaha-ha-ha!

    • @cord113
      @cord113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you seen what's coming out of Holywood lately? The dream just turned into a nightmare...

  • @Malum09
    @Malum09 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this movie where the band got its name from?

  • @ericalbany
    @ericalbany 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone paid for some really cool art direction,

  • @davidromeroblaya7920
    @davidromeroblaya7920 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This movie has everything: mutants, aliens, demons, triple doors...

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...and several varieties of bad acting. I guess,

  • @zachbrehany2253
    @zachbrehany2253 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Am i the only one who read the title and thought this was about the Finnish Symphonic Metal group?

  • @danddoty3981
    @danddoty3981 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    DRESSED TO KILL had a great dream scene at the end of the movie. I don't what they were doing, but it sure as Hell wasn't Parapsychology. And they had to pull in UFOs and Cryptology ( Charles Fort is rolling in his grave). ALTERED STATES had sex with a cheesy version of THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE and their hate child had sex with THE HILLS HAVE EYES. I'm surprised I did hear chainsaws and banjo music. If you want to see a decent movie about Parapsychology, watch THE ENTITY ( based on a true case).

  • @Bigbadwhitecracker
    @Bigbadwhitecracker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:20 ask your father

  • @trapezeoidthreelobed7683
    @trapezeoidthreelobed7683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Needs more Dutch Angles

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dutch Angles, "Get to the chopper!"
      Mac, "We can't, Dutch; it is all skew-whiff!"

  • @Phillip_jeffries71
    @Phillip_jeffries71 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Drainiac - can't say I recommend it but it has dream sequences and some random nudity thrown in

  • @stillhuntre55
    @stillhuntre55 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Normally I'd watch anything with Brian Thompson.......but...no. Thanks for taking the bullet on this one, Robin.

  • @Scatscar1985
    @Scatscar1985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kim's an ordained minister now...

  • @jonathanmartin3767
    @jonathanmartin3767 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    No comment about drinking wine from styrofoam cups?

  • @SteveMacSticky
    @SteveMacSticky 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I couldn't care less about Inception, but the film The Thirteenth Floor is pretty good

  • @edwardzimmerman3483
    @edwardzimmerman3483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If nothing but cannon fodder for the Wayan's brothers...

  • @More_Row
    @More_Row 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seems like an extremely funny film

  • @themysteriousdomainmoviepalace
    @themysteriousdomainmoviepalace 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This film looks awful.
    Blood and Roses has a great dream sequence. Very surreal.

  • @Marigen1971
    @Marigen1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I rented this movie, I thought it was okay. the ending sucked imho. I was sure Lori Singer started in this movie. Memories aren't trust worthy, at leat mine.

  • @Duragizer8775
    @Duragizer8775 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched _Nightwish_ a few months ago. It's certainly a steaming hot mess.