And many of us watching( myself included) live in a privileged first world country. Even though democracy crumbling around us, we are all just glassin' out here. Everyday is a gift. I'm working hard not to be a broke piece of shit so I can enjoy my life like T-buns and Bort.
They teasered the cup the other episode ago Tom said he had got into nazi memorabilia and he said he bought a tea cup I didn't think it was going to be for bert hahah
@@andrewkramer7385 that’s called being a human? Lmao I swear people like you are so out of touch, we get it, burnt crystals fat and drink many alcohol bro we got it
I’ve always loved Bert (mostly as a casual fan tbh) but to see him tear up over takeoff and his words over that gave me not only so much respect for him but motivation in my own life/struggles. What a genuine human being
Bert was getting so deep, gets chocked up and cries. Has a really emotional moment. Then Tom says “I end up going black market on this gift..” and it’s all over. The truest 2 Bears 1 Cave segment EVER!
Bert getting emotional over take off not being able to experience things from 28 to 50 got me.. really makes me look forward to my life and grateful for each day I am alive. Thanks Bert for that eye opener... my life has so much to see.
Yeah I thought back to being 28 and what's happened the last 17 years and that hit me. Bert's Dad sometimes gives me the advice I never got growing up without one.
Dude has done whatever he wants since college, not sure what he's trying to say here. Maybe he means that he missed his kids' entire childhoods but who knows
@@MichaelWutsch I think that's part of the reason he got so emotional bub...it's easy to take a life for granted when it can be taken away in the blink of an eye
I felt that shit too. My best friend died at 25; my heart legit skipped a beat when he said “he won’t live the rest of the things he was on his way to experience” (paraphrased). Funniest thing is…we used to call him “the Bert Kreischer of our friend group” for VARIOUS similarities between their personalities (he was an alcoholic for starters but that just scratches the surface)
He bothers me so much, but it's moments like these that make me feel humbled in my judgment of him. He really is the definition of "he means well". He's really a good guy
@@vincenthucknall7175 Its so interesting how their audience seems split into Tom People and Bert People. I'm a Bert person and don't understand how anyone would be bothered by him 😂 I love Tom too, but I relate more to Bert! And I'm a 34 year old homemaker hahaha
24:22 that’s without a doubt the funniest birthday present I have ever seen someone gift to. And the fact that Tom had to get it thru the black market is bananas
Bert is a great man we can see that everytime he gets emotional when they are talking about something that touch him and his emotions! We love you Bert ❤ #RIPTakeoff
To see people be so raw especially at the higher end of a celebrity scale is really refreshing. People not worrying about the giant bullshit thats behind it just telling good storys and feeling real empathy. Rare to find nowadays thanks guys
What an honor it would be to among the few who get to call Bert a friend. Some people are like lightbulbs in a void, they shine and bring us laughter and joy to distract us from the darkness. Cherish them.
Bart gets a lot of shit online and I feel like there’s a thin line between jokes and actual hatred. I feel like Brent gets a lot of unnecessary hate but he’s as genuine as they come. For a celebrity, he is one of the most authentic. He really loves his friends and cherishes them. Anyone would be lucky to have a Brad in their life.
Man Bert!!! You’ve got me crying! My 20 year old son passed away in July 2020, along with 2 other kids, in a car accident on vacation in TX. His best friend is facing a lot of prison time ( he was the driver)so I completely relate to what you’re saying about not only did the victims families suffer but now his best friends life is over too! Everyone loses💔 My heart breaks for my family but especially my daughter, because she looked up to him so much❤ Thank you for recognizing the pain that all parties go through with a tragedy like this.
It had me fucking dying man. I started laughing as soon as Tom said black market (I was thinking, "no way it's Hitler's") and just got harder when he confirmed it was, in fact, Hitler's.
If you think he's actually 100% sober your an idiot. He's an addict. There's a major difference between a addict and a normal person. Source? "Trust me bro"
There's uh-hundred percent chance that Tom sat that statue in Brent's chair before giving it to him so he could feel what it was like to finally speak on this podcast uninterrupted.
I am completely indifferent to how much money you guys spend - I LOVE to watch how much joy you each feel when you give each other gifts. It’s touching to see two men have such a solid friendship.
When you watch this episode after diddy got exposed and realize that “come to the after party and change your vibration “ probably was not what we thought he meant . 😂
This was such a funny pivot of a gift! This why it’s one of the best comedy duo podcast. They know each soo well. “Think of all the decisions made sipping this”😳😳😂🤣😬😂🤣
Ehhh. I still can't afford to get a statue made of my friend. And dang sure can't afford hitlers tea cup? Lmao. But I love the new twist. Can't wait to see what Tom gets Bart
Bert, thank you, I needed to hear this. I'm 28 and had a near miss recently. Am in hospital and it's hard to find or understand reasons why to try or carry on. But hearing this from you touched my heart. I mean the fact that you cared. That you shared why it was sad. Nobody's told Me that like the way you did. It's probably a valid reason to try and not give up yet
This comment needs more up votes so Bert will see this. I love Bert. He's my favorite comic and I the world needs Bert around for as long as possible. You to.
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Bert has to trick Ari into drinking from the cup as revenge for the Molly incident.
Ur a genius
They have to tag this comment 😅😂😂
=))))))))))))))))))
I mean it would be kind of a win for all Jews wouldn’t it?
this made my chest hurt from laughing
transitioning from Bert giving his really touching thoughts on the murder of a young artist to having a hitler tea party is A+ content
From one artist who was taken before his time to another 😂
@@LimorG holy shit lol
Please refer to him as Bart from now on
@@madness198648 You mean Brent.
@@AconservativeThought yes! I forgot the fake correct name
How did no one die laughing when tom said, “and to complete the set I got you some Yeezys..” 😂😂😂
because its a cheap joke.
@@thirstypilgrim97 it probably went over your head 😂
@@thirstypilgrim97 that shit was hysterical
@@thirstypilgrim97 oh jeez another Kanye stan
The timing of that must have been why it seems this is a more recent ep.
"you just paid for so many sawed off shotguns in a compound somewhere" had me die
B: "Hey ari, feeling a little funny?"
A: "did you drug me?"
B: "Even better"
😂😂
@@CromulentCorpse Zyklonnn- errr I mean CEYLON TEA!
He should drug ari with hitlers cup...then ari passes out and Bert realizes he went too far lol
Finally, the “Two Guys, One Cup” episode we’ve been waiting for.
Hahahaha nice
Damnit! I spit my drink 🤣🤣🤣
Tey didnt shit in teh cup tho like those lovely young women did
Come on... Two Bears, One Cup..
😂😂😂😂😂
Tom pretending to show emotion when Bert cried really tugged on my heart strings
when is this
@@smeffbensen8045 when Bert’s talking about takeoff
That's what you call good friends
When?? 😂 he was looking around the room uncomfortably lol
@@baNNaNNaLiCiOuS it’s cause people joke about Tom being a psycho which he is
Would love to see footage of Bert taking the tea cup to Antique Roadshow.
This but would be too fucking funny
@@c1safely1 especially when they say I put the value of this tea cup between 1,500 to $1,700 😂😆
@@kurtallencomedy it's not pawn stars
@@FrenchCanadianGuy 😂 well they need to make money too
@@danielgrieson5322 XD
Damn Tom had an underrated “Kanye hates Jews” joke😭 “we got yeezies to go with the Tea cup set”
Oh shit that slid by me. Hahaha
That was low key fire, and nobody even thought twice
Went right over my head
I was hoping someone else caught that yeezys quip..
Slick
When Bert cried about Takeoff's life being cut short at 28 it really made me think... Just being alive right now is pretty fucking cool
And many of us watching( myself included) live in a privileged first world country. Even though democracy crumbling around us, we are all just glassin' out here. Everyday is a gift. I'm working hard not to be a broke piece of shit so I can enjoy my life like T-buns and Bort.
Is it though?
It really is sad. Takeoff was far too young. So tired of the senseless violence. He didn’t deserve to die.
@@jst-c1372 well good luck with that. Unless you start making 50 grand a night thats gonna be tough.
@@dakotajordan167 yes. What's the counter argument?
When Tom said, "and I got you a pair of Yezzy's", I died!!!
That didn't get enough laugh in the room (but I laughed too)
@@VideoNozoki a couple hours later and im finally getting the joke
@@VideoNozoki Nadav failed us. I was SCREAMING.
Lol Yeezy make it a full set 😂
Yeah that was a nice add-on to the joke, and it went mostly unnoticed.
When Bert cries just thinking of others, it shows that he's a real sweet dude.
💯 Gets a lot of stick but seems like a genuine bloke
@Jennifer Burkleschnauz Just because you don't care, doesn't mean others don't. It's called empathy.
He’s just trying to make Takeoffs death about himself because he feels bad about an idiot he never met 😂
I'm broke AF and I loved these guys spending ridiculous money on their bday presents, I wanted to see how crazy that shit could get
Yea but the racecar f.eks. Was not that fun because it was like a legit gift. This statue is hilarious 🤣
Same!! I don't give a shit about it being "relatable" lmao that's not why people watch
I mean.. this is pretty crazy
@@ALLTimeGamerTroll what kind of sandy little butthole downplays a race car gift
@@ETAisNOW i dont downplay it dummy. In saying gifts like the statue is more fun for us viewers. Ofc a race car is better lmao
Tom Segura is such a main character. His gifts for Bert were STILL for his own pleasure 😆 I love it!
Tom gives Bert THE UNHOLY GRAIL lmao
This should be the pinned comment by the end of the day. Well done 🤣
PIN THIS COMMENT
That comment is gold 😂😂😂
@@afuzzykkitten 2 racists, 1 cup? 🤣
They teasered the cup the other episode ago Tom said he had got into nazi memorabilia and he said he bought a tea cup I didn't think it was going to be for bert hahah
We got yeezeyz to go with the set. What an underrated joke. Man I just love this show. Truly the funniest podcast there is.
As much shit as we all give him, bert has one of the purest hearts when it comes to compassion for others
Does he?
@@zeekot4064 yes
Only when he can relate it to his own life.
@@andrewkramer7385 that’s called being a human? Lmao I swear people like you are so out of touch, we get it, burnt crystals fat and drink many alcohol bro we got it
Compassion and a pure heart are hilarious qualities, good point.
Bart reaching 50 is almost the Christmas miracle we needed.
Would be great for this podcast if it stopped there
You gotta mouse in your pocket?
His name is LITERALLY in the title of the video and you still got it wrong. 🤣
He is emotional in his 50s
Lmao
Well Tom set the bar high, now Bart has to attempt to find Jefferey Dahmer's camera on the black market for Tom's birthday.
Or one of Epstein girls
Only thing that could top that would be getting G to go on ymh
I think they just sold his glasses in an auction
I think Zorro Ranch is still for sale! 🤷🏻♀️😂
Lmao!
I’ve always loved Bert (mostly as a casual fan tbh) but to see him tear up over takeoff and his words over that gave me not only so much respect for him but motivation in my own life/struggles. What a genuine human being
It’s so funny how Puff has connections that can get you lit up, but Tom has connections that can get you Hitler’s tea cup set.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Get rid of “set” you just rhymed
@@takiso1678 that line should've been in Bert's freestyle. "sippin lean outta Hitler's tea cup"
@@pumpkin_the_snek 😐
Fuck you gotta be on the podcast with them, thats hilarious xD
Never thought I'd be envious of Tom's muscle definition...
That sucks for you
Is he on the juice? I lift more than 98% in the gym, but my biceps never got that big. :(
It's insane what money and test will do...
Yeah this boy swoll
@@Studeb we’re you a fat guy before hand ? Little bit easier to stay big when you were big. Genes jean
I love the different stages of realization Bert goes through as he realized all of the implications of what hes holding.
Bert needs to get Tom some serial killer memorabilia 😂😂😂😂😂😂 like Dahmer’s glasses omg
Fucking brilliant!
First thing I thought
Bro this is equivalent to like 50,000 Dahker glasses
Get him a John gaycey painting! I know a guy 😅
Nightstalkers stinky teeth
Bert was getting so deep, gets chocked up and cries. Has a really emotional moment. Then Tom says “I end up going black market on this gift..” and it’s all over. The truest 2 Bears 1 Cave segment EVER!
Read this comment as soon as he said that 🤣
Your regard is showing when you actually think it’s genuine and that Barn cares about anyone other than himself
The Diddy segment in this episode DID NOT AGE WELL😂😂😂😂😂
Came back to find the Diddy segment
You definitely didn't want to fuk with Diddy.
Bert is 100% gonna keep that cup and we all know it.
We all agree he needs to drug ari with that cup right
And he'll tell the story. Put it next to his bust in studio Bertcast 2.0
I’d keep the fuckin cup 😂
Hopefully he doesn't publicly keep it tho. Don't need the feds knocking on the door
He's going to break it. A hundred percent...
Bert getting emotional over take off not being able to experience things from 28 to 50 got me.. really makes me look forward to my life and grateful for each day I am alive. Thanks Bert for that eye opener... my life has so much to see.
Same
Yeah I thought back to being 28 and what's happened the last 17 years and that hit me. Bert's Dad sometimes gives me the advice I never got growing up without one.
Glad I wasn't the only one have that realization..goes to show that no matter how old you are there's still so much to experience
Dude has done whatever he wants since college, not sure what he's trying to say here. Maybe he means that he missed his kids' entire childhoods but who knows
@@MichaelWutsch I think that's part of the reason he got so emotional bub...it's easy to take a life for granted when it can be taken away in the blink of an eye
Bert needs to get Tom a John Wayne Gacy painting for his birthday
Great Bad Friends call back
Looool
That would be the perfect response gift for Tom. It needs to happen. 👍
Or something from Stalin lol
clowns are funny
The Dude laughing in the back makes every joke hit harder LMAO. Happy Birthday Bert
You mean the "J". That's Nadav aka Native aka Bear-Jew aka the shittiest googler on earth
He's jewish so you know it's all cool ;)
Nadav always slaps !
@@SuperSenis in Texas? No way. You must be confusing Patty O’Callahan for someone else lol
I think its a laugh track by now
Historic 2 bears moment when Bert was actual right about something when Tom said Offset died. 2 bears world premiere 🎉
Cats eating kibble....chips in a bowl
I never thought watching one man give another man Hitler’s tea cup would be so funny 😂
Bert's real emotion hit me so hard. As much as I love the funny, I love this, too.
Probably one of the best episodes right here. Cant get enough of these two.
Bertrand crying over takeoff is the character arc I needed to better tolerate his whole deal
This is why I love Bert so much. He is so genuine and that little speech was so touching🥹
This!! I hate that people get annoyed by him. Sure he talks a LOT, and over people a lot, but he’s such a genuinely kind soul
I felt that shit too. My best friend died at 25; my heart legit skipped a beat when he said “he won’t live the rest of the things he was on his way to experience” (paraphrased). Funniest thing is…we used to call him “the Bert Kreischer of our friend group” for VARIOUS similarities between their personalities (he was an alcoholic for starters but that just scratches the surface)
He bothers me so much, but it's moments like these that make me feel humbled in my judgment of him. He really is the definition of "he means well". He's really a good guy
Genuine? He got emotional because that person wouldn't be able to see or do the things BERT did, you know how self-centered that is
@@vincenthucknall7175 Its so interesting how their audience seems split into Tom People and Bert People. I'm a Bert person and don't understand how anyone would be bothered by him 😂 I love Tom too, but I relate more to Bert! And I'm a 34 year old homemaker hahaha
I can’t wait for Bert to sell that tea cup and use the money to buy Tom’s present and watch Tom go, “so i bought this for myself” 😂
😂
Bert is such a good fkn dude. I love him and Tom.
Tom throwing in the Yeezy joke was a sleeper 🤣😂
It’s wild how much healthier Bert looks after sober October
I thought the same thing lol he looks great
It's like a clone Bert and they forgot to add the shit faced mess part
Def less bloated…for now…
And he can complete his thoughts. Amazing.
24:22 that’s without a doubt the funniest birthday present I have ever seen someone gift to. And the fact that Tom had to get it thru the black market is bananas
I love that Bert transitions from the fragility of life to "these are the natural disasters that I could dominate" looool
Watching them talk about Diddy now that all the stuff came out is wild
No way, literally a minute after I posted this while still watching them talk about Diddy, I see an article Diddy was finally arrested
I love that a $22k nazi cup and a bronze busk is toms attempt at toning the gifts down 😂
Amazing!
I mean I guess it could've been a $100k nazi cup 😆
Thanks for spoiling it
There is no way that cup was only $22k...
@@father3dollarbill watch faster
Bert is a great man we can see that everytime he gets emotional when they are talking about something that touch him and his emotions! We love you Bert ❤ #RIPTakeoff
I just turned 29 and I feel so stuck and lost. I appreciate Bert being real in this episode. It helped me this morning. Happy Birthday Bert!
Same boat, same age. We got this mate
Aye it'll be good y'all keep pushin and invest in yourselves. Beat that loser inside you.
I'm 27 shit sucks bro lol
Well the world is kind of shit right now, but just don't sensationalize it. The world has been shit before. We have been through hard stuff before.
Same here and I’m 21, we got this
This Diddy stuff aged like wine 43:50
I almost fell out of my chair laughing hard af when Tom said “Put it to your lips! Put it to your lips!” ☕️😂
I WAS CRYINGGG 🤣🤣🤣
"to complete the set I got you some Yeezes" was such a good joke that got no reaction
It was hilarious.
I didn't get it until just now when I read your comment. haha
Probably couldn't hear it because Bert was laughing like crazy lol
I was so convinced that was going to be Winston Churchill’s cup 😂😂😂
It should have been lol I feel like anyone who follows Bert closely knows how undercover upset he was by that tea set lol.
I had that same thought. The Nazi memorabilia is way more WOW for YMH.
Same. Lol
To see people be so raw especially at the higher end of a celebrity scale is really refreshing. People not worrying about the giant bullshit thats behind it just telling good storys and feeling real empathy. Rare to find nowadays thanks guys
Bert: feels any amount of empathy at all
Also Bert: WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGG
he's so used to only thinking about himself, thinking about anyone else is an emotional overload
I cant wait for him to give Ari a drink with out saying anything
You win best prank ever. 😂😂
He could spike it with molly while he's at it, but Ari would enjoy that too much.
Payback for the molly 100%
@@hypno5690 Maybe this is the catalyst for LeeAnn finally forgiving him.
Omg, I'm dead, oh fk this is insane. I imagine Ari laughing afterwards.
Imagine two middle aged men make Mondays my favorite day of the week. And all they talk about is other dudes and birthday gifts.
Couldn’t have said it better 🎯
Kill Tony is in later tonight too
Bert's become unfunny and unwatchable. Idk wtf y'all are smoking. This should just be the Tom show now.
@@Niekomojo is this heaven?
@@Niekomojo OH SHIT I FORGOT LETS GO
Tom: “Maybe we should transition to something cheerier” Bert: “Yes, natural disasters”
I fucking died when he said that lmao
I lost it when Bart was crying laughing saying “I’m supposed to destroy it.”
And Tom's like please don't it was expensive
HIS NAME IS BERT
@@CregggFerguson Brent*
@@CregggFerguson *burka krishna
@@CregggFerguson Burnt Chrysler
Looks like Ari is finally gonna get invited over for tea at Bert's house
😂
I need a full episode of Todd and Bret spilling the tea
What an honor it would be to among the few who get to call Bert a friend. Some people are like lightbulbs in a void, they shine and bring us laughter and joy to distract us from the darkness. Cherish them.
Bart gets a lot of shit online and I feel like there’s a thin line between jokes and actual hatred. I feel like Brent gets a lot of unnecessary hate but he’s as genuine as they come. For a celebrity, he is one of the most authentic. He really loves his friends and cherishes them. Anyone would be lucky to have a Brad in their life.
I just have to say, in the realm of "best gag gifts ever", this reaches Guinness Book of World Records level. Bravo.
Man Bert!!! You’ve got me crying! My 20 year old son passed away in July 2020, along with 2 other kids, in a car accident on vacation in TX. His best friend is facing a lot of prison time ( he was the driver)so I completely relate to what you’re saying about not only did the victims families suffer but now his best friends life is over too! Everyone loses💔 My heart breaks for my family but especially my daughter, because she looked up to him so much❤ Thank you for recognizing the pain that all parties go through with a tragedy like this.
So sorry for your loss love ❤️ I hope God walks with you through your pain and Maybe forgive his friend
@@freeone1545 ❤ thank you!❤
@@freeone1545 what god?
Sorry for your loss. Please be strong. Love from the UK
I also lost my son tragically. I'm sorry for your loss. Now every night I hug my other child much tighter. I wish you the best🥺🙏
Giving berd hitlers tea cup is the funniest thing iv ever witnessed
It had me fucking dying man. I started laughing as soon as Tom said black market (I was thinking, "no way it's Hitler's") and just got harder when he confirmed it was, in fact, Hitler's.
Lmao, I knew it would be silly but he got it with the complete ownership records and shit 😭
The fact that tom spent $22,000 on a bit makes it that much better
😂😂 I can’t stop laughing about it
40:40 Best part of the episode. "Ya know who else liked statues of himself? Yeah, the fuhrer" hahaha
If only he knew what just ensued 😂
I think sober October has saved Bert's life year after year
career too
If you think he's actually 100% sober your an idiot. He's an addict. There's a major difference between a addict and a normal person. Source? "Trust me bro"
@@mr.goldfish7473 the dudes selling out arenas and you think hes doing as poor as shane gillis ? Haha
No way he was actually sober this time
the damage is done 🪦
Love seeing Bert’s vulnerability and realness. Shows how much he genuinely cares. Much respect Brother.
I’m upset we didn’t get to hear about what natural disasters Brent could survive lmao
Especially because he’s scared of lightning and thunder
Tornado might not be a threat for him
The less he talks the better
@@Drizzle8481 true but it’s also fun to watch Tom guide him down a path of saying dumb shit😂
Me too!
Idk who's laughing in the back but please never take it out. You guys get me laughing and then I hear him and just die 😂😂
I know one of the dudes in the background is Israeli. That's what makes it even funnier
lol that's Nadav. His laugh is so integral to so many moments on YMH and 2 Bears.
"Go get those gypsies" tom is hilarious....."I got you a pair of yeezys to complete the collection" fuck yeah Tom! Love you guys, that was amazing
Went over everyone’s head
There's uh-hundred percent chance that Tom sat that statue in Brent's chair before giving it to him so he could feel what it was like to finally speak on this podcast uninterrupted.
😂😂😂
uh-hundred percent
This comment should have uh-hundred more likes
This comment deserves much more respect for uh-sure
😂❤
Greatest part of this podcast is hearing his crew laugh in the background every episode.
After a depressing weekend this is by far the best pod to listen to on a Monday
Bad Friends holds the #1 spot.
The part where Ron starts just saying out loud everything that’s happening and who he’s talking to is HILARIOUS
That phone call was gold. I would love a segment where they just call random people and add them in to the podcast
Bert better dose Ari using that cup. It’s the only way he can truly get revenge.😂
Bro💀💀💀💀
I love how much Bert wears his heart on his sleeve. He's a loveable guy. 💗
Love when Tom calls people poor 😂😂
Great way to keep fans around ill never go see him cause of this lol. I'll take all the free content tho
@@looksee8192 wut? Cause of jokes? Thats a you problem.
@@looksee8192 lmao stay mad stay poor
@@bottomtext2829 I will (:
@UCDalvorpnlAVLTfQn-C3Opw its actually a couch
For Tim’s 44th “Now those aren’t just glasses they are Jeffrey dahmers glasses”
"Put em on" 😂😂😂😂😂
@@jackolimb6145 Tom wont hesitate
*butcher knife
"To complete the set I got you some yeezy's" oohmygod 🤣 that went under the radar but was hilarious
Bert a real one for admitting he wrong about Migos. I was the same.
Bart needs to spike something and have Ari drink it out of Tims gift.
I am completely indifferent to how much money you guys spend - I LOVE to watch how much joy you each feel when you give each other gifts. It’s touching to see two men have such a solid friendship.
When you watch this episode after diddy got exposed and realize that “come to the after party and change your vibration “ probably was not what we thought he meant . 😂
Bert's present was the hardest I have laughed in a good minute. 😂😂😂😂
This was such a funny pivot of a gift! This why it’s one of the best comedy duo podcast. They know each soo well. “Think of all the decisions made sipping this”😳😳😂🤣😬😂🤣
Bert is gonna unpack soooooo many things talking to his bust in his studio.
The bust needs to me a stand-in Bear one week.
This is why I love podcast being 29 to see take offs passing and how emotional Burt got it gets me emotional you see a person for who they really are
Finally they made the birthday presents relatable again
You don’t actually give a fuck right? Get a better job to get your boyfriend a racecar if you’re jealous
The other the top ones were the best
@@Comedy.nation313__ i love the other tops one
Ehhh. I still can't afford to get a statue made of my friend. And dang sure can't afford hitlers tea cup? Lmao.
But I love the new twist. Can't wait to see what Tom gets Bart
Brendan Schwab .my choice
The high wheeze & we going to get in so much trouble made my day.😂
Was Bert doing an impression of D'Elia? I think that's definitely one of the dude's they were talking about
I thought that too
The Puff video is even more relevant now that we know he put the hit out on Pac
This episode is almost as good as when Tom found out about kool aid in Bert’s flask. 😂
Nothing beats that
@@michellep237 truly one of the funniest moments of any podcast I’ve ever seen
@@nickbotic I completely agree
It was a growler, bert had a fucking gallon of kool-aid🤣
Bert - “Life is so fragile.”
Also Bert - Give me a gallon of kook aid and a few bottles of wine.
Bert, thank you, I needed to hear this. I'm 28 and had a near miss recently. Am in hospital and it's hard to find or understand reasons why to try or carry on. But hearing this from you touched my heart. I mean the fact that you cared. That you shared why it was sad. Nobody's told Me that like the way you did. It's probably a valid reason to try and not give up yet
This comment needs more up votes so Bert will see this. I love Bert. He's my favorite comic and I the world needs Bert around for as long as possible. You to.
@@jennifermommy9373 thank you so much for being so kind 💖
Continue the path my friend, you can do it!
Best episodes so far. This is the one to submit for the podcast awards.
So now bert has to get tom some Jeffery Dahmer memorabilia
He probably all ready has the same refrigerator in his basement
Tom probably has most of the available items already-complete the set.
And it's filled...
Definitely the best 2 Bears in a while. That gift had me rolling, thank god my office door was closed.
Payback on Ari: let him take a sip out of the tea cup before explaining the history 😂
22:15 the cup that everyone is here for
Bert almost died from laughing so hard. T-Bunz almost killed him from buying him a gift.
Bart buys Tim a race car. Tim gets Bart a burden.
Tom
Classic Tim
That's so Bret of Tam
'Tim gets bart a burden' has 'Horton hears a who' vibes
Bert should trick Ari into drinking from the cup as a means of getting back for drugging him 😂
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Lame
@@eliazarbraham6828 no you're a towel!