Ep. 155 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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  • @Popestayzooted
    @Popestayzooted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    “What if you go completely sober after this.” *Berts life flashes before his eyes*

    • @sonnyboy1618
      @sonnyboy1618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No words 😭

    • @christianscacchetti9178
      @christianscacchetti9178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Deer in headlights 🤣

    • @danialugo17
      @danialugo17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bert realizing he’s diminishing his human experience by consuming alcohol! The state of intoxication in any form is not a true human experience! SoBert! ❤

    • @Mikehowarth1988
      @Mikehowarth1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It enhances the human experience so much more until you wake up the next day.

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His fat life flashed before his fat eyes

  • @jimfoon
    @jimfoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    It's really nice of Tom to have created an entire podcast to get Bert advanced therapy for his alcoholism.

    • @tribeard5424
      @tribeard5424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Welcome to stand up

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Nice of Tom, Joe and ari to take a whole month of self flagulation just to help Bert. That's a real friend

    • @Blakesmusic72826
      @Blakesmusic72826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clevermissfox Flagellation is defined as flogging or beating, either as a religious discipline or for sexual gratification. Probably a different picture than you meant to paint. Jeans high. Jeans tight.

    • @Hollowpoint762
      @Hollowpoint762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd probably do the same for my friends too, were I actually funny.

    • @pronjoffitt9141
      @pronjoffitt9141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this is some deep intervention shit

  • @uplayedurself
    @uplayedurself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1467

    Tom Segura is single handily trying to keep Bert alive.

    • @manuelwegeling
      @manuelwegeling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Imagine Bernts wife

    • @stoybtorn
      @stoybtorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@manuelwegeling between her and their kids they seem like they checked out a few years ago

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@stoybtorn it's an endless battle. And pointless

    • @donnyjones7803
      @donnyjones7803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@stoybtorn how would u know what’s going on with his wife and kids?😂

    • @johncole4882
      @johncole4882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@donnyjones7803 because of an hour long podcast every week...

  • @steph7960
    @steph7960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Berts doing what every person with an alcohol problem does a few weeks into not drinking. Behaving like he s recovered and got it all sorted. This is only the very beginning. I wish him the best.

    • @mikelfc12
      @mikelfc12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

    • @finn4435
      @finn4435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's not recovering. he's stopping for a month lol

    • @steph7960
      @steph7960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@finn4435 I didn't say he was recovering. I said he was behaving recovered.

  • @emic621
    @emic621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    4:35 I’m proud of Tom for standing his ground on powering through Bert’s interruption 😂😂 More of that please.

  • @Hungryhipoe
    @Hungryhipoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Tom is a really good therapist.

    • @SallySlater0077
      @SallySlater0077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In a few years we're going to find out he was actually a psychiatrist using comedian as a cover

    • @sissyofFreemont
      @sissyofFreemont 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's very insightful of you

    • @kdoeone
      @kdoeone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well he is married to a crazy lady

    • @lokithecat7225
      @lokithecat7225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "TheRapist" is really the worst name for a profession.

    • @thegrowingfuller
      @thegrowingfuller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s definitely using learned therapy techniques pretty covertly on Bert and with good reason and a good friend. Active listening and guiding self realization.

  • @Multimedia_Magic
    @Multimedia_Magic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    155 episodes in, Bart has the stark realization that all he does on the podcast is fire hose Tom and then walk away feeling good about himself. Instant classic.

    • @jenniferdennis6465
      @jenniferdennis6465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought you were exaggerating about 155 and looked. How did that happen?!

    • @SuckaFreeCityOg
      @SuckaFreeCityOg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who?

    • @teagueshoup
      @teagueshoup 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuckaFreeCityOg Brent

    • @Qurisx
      @Qurisx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuckaFreeCityOg Brent Chernoble

    • @Ragnarok69420
      @Ragnarok69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bert looks good, Tom looks like he has aids.

  • @kevdogy
    @kevdogy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    I’m proud of Tom. Tom looks so fucking amazing. Good job Tom

  • @timothypenix471
    @timothypenix471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Tom is secretly becoming a spiritual healer to cure Bert of his alcoholism

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah nah.

    • @drewcarter3100
      @drewcarter3100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahh hilarious but no

    • @cryptospacexxxit6281
      @cryptospacexxxit6281 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch YMH #550 and you will have a different opinion ;).

    • @johnadams8371
      @johnadams8371 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alcohol use disorder*** Alcoholism is what they used to call it. boomer.

    • @ryanpadilla455
      @ryanpadilla455 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boomer. What an annoying ass statement that is.

  • @franciscoantonioroafraile4009
    @franciscoantonioroafraile4009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    It’s unbelievable how Bert didn’t even let Tom finish his first sentence

    • @nolongerblocked6210
      @nolongerblocked6210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When does he ever??

    • @dogologyaz5625
      @dogologyaz5625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bert is beyond rude. So obnoxious

    • @mikeyt2404
      @mikeyt2404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dogologyaz5625 he’s not rude. He’s ADHD he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it. Relax

    • @Renvaar1989
      @Renvaar1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@dogologyaz5625 Literally ever person that knows him says he's one of THE nicest dudes. I'll take their opinion over yours thanks.

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Typical

  • @blunttrauma5300
    @blunttrauma5300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    When Burt realizes that feeling excellent because you're healthy is a continuous "treat", his world will change.

    • @RanchItUp42069
      @RanchItUp42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen

    • @kikib8434
      @kikib8434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PERFECTLY STATED 😁🖤!

    • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
      @Howitchewstofeel5gum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I doubt it. An underlying feeling of well-being won't get him the dopamine spikes he so desperately craves.

    • @jessetillotson9776
      @jessetillotson9776 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meh don’t overstate it. That honeymoon period wears off as soon as you realize you can drink half as much for double the fun. Same problem with diets - fewer burritos required to cum unexpectedly

    • @Streh702
      @Streh702 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great post my friend

  • @NonnahsB
    @NonnahsB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    I had a psych patient recently who looked exactly like Tom and it kept throwing me off when he’d say crazy shit because I would think “lol toms at it again” but then I had to remember he was in fact NOT Tom and actually needed attention & medication

    • @colinquinn8173
      @colinquinn8173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Tom might need attention too

    • @timmyboy7465
      @timmyboy7465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      There's a good bit in there somewhere.

    • @ManBearPigLOL
      @ManBearPigLOL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      BIKES

    • @stefaniaponitz5738
      @stefaniaponitz5738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tom still needs that medication probly.

  • @Tfwd1891
    @Tfwd1891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Bert’s denial of the fact he’s a full blown highly functional alcoholic is hilarious 😂 he rationalizes in his way that’s his greatest bit😂

    • @jessetillotson9776
      @jessetillotson9776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t know that I agree high functioning alcoholics exist… I think that just qualifies as problem drinking(/drugging). Probably a thinking error but I really feel strongly that alcoholism = mid-low functioning and/or sabotaging potential.
      I also believe we need to add criteria for those who gain success from drinking, like ‘success alcoholism’ (or just success drinking if you want to call me on my last point), the same way we have already classified ‘success snorting’ (aka Wall Street). Lezbionist. It’s a common nomenclature but don’t verify that because that makes you turn into whatever sexuality you hate the most.

  • @gscompston3856
    @gscompston3856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Tom is the friend that everyone deserves: someone that will support your horrible decisions and will help you get through improving things when it gets bad.

  • @Super_Nope_13
    @Super_Nope_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    @3:00 such a beautiful moment. Tom had a cautious but proud and loving look in his eye as he listened to Bert admit the nature of his relationship with alcohol. Man, we should all have friends like that.

  • @Jdowling357
    @Jdowling357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Tom genuinely trying to keep Brent off the sauce.... That's friendship..

  • @domingochavez2552
    @domingochavez2552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic" is the best description of Bert's occasional stabs at a healthy lifestyle 💯

    • @lumin3370
      @lumin3370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly, it’s a very well- known saying in 12-step programs 😉

    • @Oneirovore
      @Oneirovore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dr. Drew used that phrase with him on a pod, and *maybe* Bret gets it.

  • @newtonslogic
    @newtonslogic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Watching Tom trying to rescue Bert is amazing...

  • @Currencychaser01
    @Currencychaser01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love how Bert has come to these realizations just to throw it away next month😂

  • @PHKang
    @PHKang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Sober, serious Bert on stage would elevate him to one of my favorite comics. Drunk, overbearing Bert is challenging to watch without a counterbalance comedian.
    The bit about hating that he loves his wife is stronger material than The Machine in my opinion.

  • @rydogrittman1871
    @rydogrittman1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    one week sober and bert acts like he could teach a class on it

    • @thecapricorn11
      @thecapricorn11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i know right

    • @parithian8462
      @parithian8462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@hersonmaldonado6445 I've been thru it and Bert still needs to chill lol he needs to take in information and not act like an expert on everything and say "that's what everyone does" as an excuse.

    • @thecapricorn11
      @thecapricorn11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@hersonmaldonado6445 lighten up! people are entitled to their opinions. it sounds like bert is slowly accepting the fact he is alcoholic and thats very admirable

    • @gamerpro5719
      @gamerpro5719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We would all still go to that class lol

    • @Downs-Indroam
      @Downs-Indroam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He quits about once a week so really he probably has more experience quitting drinking than the guy who gets sober and stays sober the first time...

  • @danielgarb87
    @danielgarb87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Bert sounds 100% like new people to AA who, “aren’t alcoholics,” but have to go to meetings for court or their wife or something. I’ve literally heard the same thing so many times.

    • @cmgordon12345
      @cmgordon12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tom smiles and says keep coming back

    • @gingerroot8802
      @gingerroot8802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I'm not an alcoholic I just like to drink a lot"

    • @Chris-fu9bn
      @Chris-fu9bn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like big book and talking about the obsession !

    • @mikelfc12
      @mikelfc12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chris-fu9bn yup!

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cmgordon12345 lmao so true. He is that guy

  • @xshooz
    @xshooz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    A few more episodes and Tom might finally finish his story

    • @nolongerblocked6210
      @nolongerblocked6210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tom should have a running gag where he starts the exact same story at the beginning of every episode... & never gets to finish it

    • @DOiNKLES
      @DOiNKLES 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nolongerblocked6210 lmfao. hed be so good at it

  • @9176michael
    @9176michael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "dude, that's this podcast" wow, the journey Bert is starting on is amazing. keep it up, sir. so awesome watching you become self aware

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This won't last long.

    • @frankjerardenno2678
      @frankjerardenno2678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Burt

    • @ic1485
      @ic1485 ปีที่แล้ว

      I first realized that I was an acaholic at 17. Has Burt never had the DT,s?

  • @agp1255
    @agp1255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The accent Bert did at “hey guys, are we gonna ride in the back of the truck or the front of the truck today?” I absolutely lost it 😂😂😂

  • @hannahreed7339
    @hannahreed7339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'm loving the way Tom is talking with bert this episode.. its like watching a therapy session lol 😆

    • @vergaerd
      @vergaerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This one is easily in the top 5 2B1C ep's to date.

  • @geofflitwin9020
    @geofflitwin9020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “No one can see me in my safe spot making my drink” totally healthy behavior.

    • @paulkelly6217
      @paulkelly6217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s probably been like that ever since Ari spiked his drink

  • @jorgeperal1701
    @jorgeperal1701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I love seeing Bart be so insightful about his relationship with booze

    • @kathye.4026
      @kathye.4026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bert's insights (about many topics) are so easy for me to follow that it worries me. 🤓

    • @LetMeKnowBeforeItsTooLate
      @LetMeKnowBeforeItsTooLate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's important to recognize your own mental mechanisms.
      Now if we can get him to stop injecting meth he might not be a pedophile for much longer

    • @kristiskinner8542
      @kristiskinner8542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🙄 lame

    • @joeschmo1194
      @joeschmo1194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is he being insightful? Or just foreshadowing his death

    • @Janzer_
      @Janzer_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      drinking at the airport is exactly how he says.

  • @quikxfl
    @quikxfl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Tom saying Bremt is the spark and the care we see him express. Feels, man.

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The way Bert says “I hate that I love her” with SO much conviction and sincerity was too fuckin funny lol 😄

  • @ZMan3k
    @ZMan3k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    If I ever see Tom on a plane I’m asking him to switch seats 😂

  • @aj00
    @aj00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Bert: _spends this podcast talking about all his problems_
    Ayahuasca: “I don’t have anything I need to work on”

  • @RHenry83
    @RHenry83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "The other day I was flying a helicopter"- just 2 normal guys we can all relate to

    • @toaster816
      @toaster816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The other day I was bouncing another check.

    • @awholewhitebabybruh
      @awholewhitebabybruh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yea im torn here. Happy for Tom’s success but he could be a little more humble at times.

    • @NicheEscape
      @NicheEscape 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You know anyone can get a pilots licence and you can hire out aircraft.. also you could pick up an entry level helicopter for less than a car.. he's enjoying a hobby, let him breathe.

    • @killerluuk
      @killerluuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@awholewhitebabybruh He's the least humble guy out there. A real turn off

    • @CSpad
      @CSpad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@killerluuk yet here you are. Lol. He's far from the least humble celeb and/or comic.
      You do realize where he started from right? Plus, he does a lot for charity & just recently received an award from a children's hospital.
      Many people like to live vicariously through their favorite celebs. Looks at these 2, they are pretty regular Joe types & both do work their ass off of and have for a long time.

  • @Thx1130plus
    @Thx1130plus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bert’s keen ability to linger a conversation is unmatched. ..as self absorbed…dude is very self aware. And of course, Tom is: Dr. Solid©️

  • @MissyL0V3
    @MissyL0V3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just hit 6 months sober and the beginning of this almost had me crying. You guys are the best.

    • @mikelfc12
      @mikelfc12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congratulations

    • @BoolyK
      @BoolyK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hell yeah Melissa!

    • @zachwaskowiak706
      @zachwaskowiak706 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      congrats melissa!

    • @johnadams8371
      @johnadams8371 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      sooooo it’s controlling you from the other side now huh? looks to me like alcohol has you by the other ball now. sucks.

    • @BoolyK
      @BoolyK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnadams8371 ew

  • @monkmonkmonkey9
    @monkmonkmonkey9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I swear they need to just shut off Bert's mic sometimes so Tom can finish a freaking story every now and again

    • @chadroffel3250
      @chadroffel3250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They have that , it’s when guests fill in .

    • @penniewyatt9391
      @penniewyatt9391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or finish a sentence?

    • @EllipticalExistence
      @EllipticalExistence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s so unaware all he does is talk about himself

  • @kookiemonster3261
    @kookiemonster3261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Haha Bert had his first panic attack since not drinking when Tom asked what if you don't drink anymore after this.

    • @joeygarcia4277
      @joeygarcia4277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea because thinking if you’re never going to have a drink again is terrifying and then u binge lol

    • @stephenmier7277
      @stephenmier7277 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joeygarcia4277 maybe that’s why 12 step programs don’t work.

    • @gingerroot8802
      @gingerroot8802 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stephenmier7277 12 steps work, no one says you can't ever drink again you just wont drink that day. 24 hours at a time is how I got 2 years booze free.

  • @robolemonhead5402
    @robolemonhead5402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i’m doing sober october with you guys and y’all make it so much easier to hear what y’all are experiencing and comparing it to what i am you guys are so dope

  • @allysonheller9215
    @allysonheller9215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bert acknowledging that he firehoses people was priceless.

  • @hitmarkler
    @hitmarkler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Bert being an alcohol shaman is such a great premise for 10-15 minutes long sketch 😂

  • @leetween7232
    @leetween7232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The AI photos had me laughing uncomfortably loud at work. Well done!

    • @benmartinus5320
      @benmartinus5320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bert's ai pics had me crying laughing.

    • @rayanh2430
      @rayanh2430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      that shit was fucking terrifying

  • @Shambley1
    @Shambley1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was over at my dads house helping him with something. I was listening to this and had my phone laid on the coffee table. Right when he walked by it was at the part where they were showing AI art of bart docking himself. The look on his face was priceless.

  • @gxp5.3
    @gxp5.3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve never cried laughing more in my life from anything let alone from a podcast, alone via TH-cam!! That A.I experience was the best!

  • @stephenswinehart
    @stephenswinehart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When Bert isn’t perma-drunk, this podcast becomes an actual dialogue. I seriously hope Bert changes for family/friends/fans.

    • @craigclement5079
      @craigclement5079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not to be a know it all, but being a person currently going through the recovery motions, he’s gotta want to do it for himself.

    • @mp5249
      @mp5249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think he realizes he's a classic case of those who don't have liver failure get dementia. My ex has it at 58. It's horrible.

    • @johnadams8371
      @johnadams8371 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i don’t.

  • @hallepark
    @hallepark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I’m sick af with strep throat it’s 5am haven’t slept. This made my night thank you boys.

    • @Jesse-vs9sb
      @Jesse-vs9sb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snort you some weed. Smoke some yack yanyiels.

    • @misfitbritt
      @misfitbritt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shitty! Hope you feel better soon! 👏🙃

    • @joey_ferrari24
      @joey_ferrari24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y’all good Hallee

    • @tbizzle00
      @tbizzle00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5 am here too... hurting, can't sleep. Need some bert and tom 💙

    • @Seemokid
      @Seemokid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We’re on the same page

  • @quinnnielson3872
    @quinnnielson3872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Thankful the boys are back. Almost ruined my Monday that they got taken down

    • @nealallsup1834
      @nealallsup1834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Literally same.. G is behind it for sure

    • @MyhorseInthegravy
      @MyhorseInthegravy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why did it?🤔

    • @dash-x
      @dash-x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who got taken down?

    • @quinnnielson3872
      @quinnnielson3872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dash-x this episode got taken down for like 5 or 6 hours

    • @dash-x
      @dash-x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@quinnnielson3872 Thabk you! 👍🏻 I ended up going to Toms Twitter. It seemed they “violated” TH-cam’s Nudity rules so they blurred the Bart AI photos lol. Props to Nadav. The Yt video editor program is such a pain .

  • @GraySail4690
    @GraySail4690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I think it is time to have Dr. Drew in for a guest spot therapy...

    • @Andrea-sj4rz
      @Andrea-sj4rz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bert said that Dr. Drew said he was just fine. I didnt believe that at all. Bert, you look great.

  • @kendrawright95
    @kendrawright95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m not even 15 minutes into this episode and it is hands down the best episode with both Tom and Bert yet. Psyched to see where we go from here.

  • @erickflostar9124
    @erickflostar9124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *Tom explaining why he doesn't drink throughout the day*
    Bert: So are you going thru something ?

  • @Quietshow
    @Quietshow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tom's journey sounds amazing. It's such a gift to be able to do something like that.

  • @loganharder7700
    @loganharder7700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Bernt is the most wholesome addict. Really makes you think it’s actually good for him

  • @Josh-ie4hb
    @Josh-ie4hb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bert “hurry up so I can talk about my fucking health” is the most Bert thing. Make your point so I can talk about me 😂

  • @NickYoung22
    @NickYoung22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bert’s “I don’t know what I need to work on” said volumes, especially after him saying he is defensive with Joe. Bert is afraid if he opens the door, he is going to find out how much he needs to work on, so he pretends there is nothing.

  • @SimmoSups
    @SimmoSups 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When Bert seriously asked Tom if he bought him an Orangutan I just burst out laughin.

  • @KartikChainani
    @KartikChainani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Are we still pretending Bert’s not an alcoholic

    • @tangybuttfrogfpv8772
      @tangybuttfrogfpv8772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      or that he's sober, he's for sure sneaking drinks at night

    • @penniewyatt9391
      @penniewyatt9391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 he is still pretending he didn’t drink last night.

    • @chasecapc
      @chasecapc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      n s😢drr😮😅😅

    • @cryptospacexxxit6281
      @cryptospacexxxit6281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Tom is not a psychotic murderer; see YMH #550.

    • @tangybuttfrogfpv8772
      @tangybuttfrogfpv8772 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cryptospacexxxit6281 Tom just thinks he's a phyco because he's never been punched in the face. It's gross how he pretends he's tough

  • @Stina85
    @Stina85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I really like hearing Bert’s thoughts on podcasts when he talks about deeper things. Particularly now that he’s sober. He is so different while he’s sober, in such a positive way. Tom and Bert’s friendship on the podcast seems so lovely. Tom is so respectful of him and lets him figure things out without being unkind. Bert has some revelations this episode that made me reflect on my own flaws. ❤ I love these guys.

    • @leonbrooks9335
      @leonbrooks9335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For real, love this comment

    • @Bloomingstyle_
      @Bloomingstyle_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Such a good observation and comment 🤍

    • @travisfox2436
      @travisfox2436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We could only be so lucky to have a friend like Tom.

  • @Joeyybee
    @Joeyybee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Bert making fun of Leanns accent is always hilarious

    • @VannywiththeFanny
      @VannywiththeFanny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even more hilarious when you consider just how many times she's cheated on him.

    • @Parttimepat
      @Parttimepat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VannywiththeFanny is there any validity to that, or just a weird shitty joke? I can’t find anything about it, not saying your lying just genuinely curious?

    • @Joeyybee
      @Joeyybee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Parttimepat yeah I never heard that either. Must be a q anon thing lol

  • @MichaelJames707
    @MichaelJames707 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ending of this podcast totally wrecked me. I freaking love you guys, beautiful work - absolutely hilarious.
    Glad your experience flowed smoothly Tom, bless ~

  • @nicolebergmann2319
    @nicolebergmann2319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    you can see how much tom cares about bert and his health

  • @collinmorelock4911
    @collinmorelock4911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is the most I've ever heard Tom speak while in berts presence...and someone still dominated the conversation 🤣

  • @desotoapproach
    @desotoapproach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    So happy Bart survived the kidney transplants 🙏🙏🙏

  • @WeekendUpdate7
    @WeekendUpdate7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Lmaooo Bert looks like he is in struggle mode with no alcohol. Hang in there!

  • @MK-651
    @MK-651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    He's so damn hyper when he's sober

    • @guanoApe
      @guanoApe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Berts one step away from bein 300 pounds of stacked muscle when he turns that energy to that horrible gym guy 😂 its a thing

    • @flatlinedphoenix1688
      @flatlinedphoenix1688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100% ADHD. I have zero doubt in my mind.

  • @MrPittsSox
    @MrPittsSox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I think she would let poisonous frogs lick her"
    HAHAHA! love you Bert

  • @schindlersredemption
    @schindlersredemption 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Bert needs to have an ayahuasca party for his birthday. Document it for us and let the tears instead of beers flow. Bert will be reborn and we can all witness the beauty in documentary form.

  • @MichelleBelle1776
    @MichelleBelle1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Holy crap Bert’s face is like a night and day difference, he looks so much better.

    • @kristiskinner8542
      @kristiskinner8542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ? Looks the same to me🤷‍♀️

    • @VannywiththeFanny
      @VannywiththeFanny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Looks the same, a month isn't enough. He needs years and years of recovery before he'll actually be better off.

    • @SoleSystemz
      @SoleSystemz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still fat, Tommy looks great

    • @lenny6485
      @lenny6485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This was probably filmed a year ago

    • @die4race
      @die4race 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what are you talking about ?lol

  • @eliholmes6924
    @eliholmes6924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This Bert AI segment is one of the best things I’ve ever seen on this show. My god I’m crying

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As you should

    • @brokensysadmin
      @brokensysadmin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The crazy thing is that Bert is so focused on his teeth that he doesn't realize Tom clearly asked it for something like "Bert Kreischer doing gay porn"

  • @tonyd4307
    @tonyd4307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The spark is you you're the spark"....we could all use a friend like Tom. 👍

  • @melcrane8611
    @melcrane8611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love that Tom actually got to talk lol but seriously. I love seeing their banter

  • @ILOVEGOOOOOOLD
    @ILOVEGOOOOOOLD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Calm before the storm. Bert is gonna go off the rails in November

    • @coldbloodturnedredhot2260
      @coldbloodturnedredhot2260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hell no he won’t. Support the man and be proud of what he’s doing.

    • @91MR2Racer
      @91MR2Racer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@coldbloodturnedredhot2260 lol you don’t believe that one

    • @armandocarranco8265
      @armandocarranco8265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not everyone is as weak as you

    • @susboykaine
      @susboykaine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s a goner

    • @trevorj98
      @trevorj98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Never sober November

  • @ryansanchez1140
    @ryansanchez1140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the best two bears episode in a long time.

  • @prescottherbert9248
    @prescottherbert9248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this was actually really insightful and honest. one of the best 2B1C.

  • @buddhasoul
    @buddhasoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have NEVER been so excited for a Birthday IN MY LIFE like I am for Bert's Birthday!

  • @waynel3438
    @waynel3438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    47:57 - 155 episodes and Burnt finally figures out the plot. Bravo!

  • @JamesWilliams-dz5tn
    @JamesWilliams-dz5tn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I can’t even imagine Bart on psychedelics. Total nightmeer

    • @Blakesmusic72826
      @Blakesmusic72826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Made me shit my jeans over here

    • @JamesWilliams-dz5tn
      @JamesWilliams-dz5tn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Blakesmusic72826 Uhh hundred percent

    • @ServiceAceStud
      @ServiceAceStud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nightbear

    • @c9566
      @c9566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Said by a person that has clearly never done psychedelics. They’re doing a guided ayahuasca trip. He’s clearly, if anything, a kind hearted/emotional being. It’s probably going to be beautiful.

    • @JamesWilliams-dz5tn
      @JamesWilliams-dz5tn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@c9566 please excuse me. As a person who has done more than my fair share of psychedelics….. i hope you try them sone day

  • @BowlPatrol354
    @BowlPatrol354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m amazed Bert can say Buffalo Wild Wings without stumbling

  • @landonnew4454
    @landonnew4454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Love sober Bert! So pumped to hear him say insightful things about his drinking.

    • @kristiskinner8542
      @kristiskinner8542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🙄 lame

    • @carmen3091
      @carmen3091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kristiskinner8542 why is that lame?

    • @RolandSpecialSauce
      @RolandSpecialSauce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@carmen3091 life is too short to not party. Live!

    • @YesYES-no8kf
      @YesYES-no8kf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RolandSpecialSauce sometimes partying is hiding from life

    • @jamesjustice8711
      @jamesjustice8711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He'll just go right back to drinking once November comes around. Every past sober October he says a lot of really insightful things about not drinking but he always goes right back to being a drunk as soon as he could.

  • @cdizzy42069
    @cdizzy42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice to see this back on here. YMH shows always give me a smile throughout the week

  • @iamquietlove
    @iamquietlove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    52:31 Bart's face when he's listening is like a ten year old watching their favourite movie. Bobby Lee vibes.

  • @mariomartin1335
    @mariomartin1335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Bert talks in this podcast as if he has been sober for a year and has noticed differences. It’s been 2 weeks haha

    • @Mikehowarth1988
      @Mikehowarth1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How do they know that he still isn’t boozing? Alcoholics usually lie about not drinking.

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He can't not drink.

    • @VannywiththeFanny
      @VannywiththeFanny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mikehowarth1988 Very true.

    • @SpectroSwag12
      @SpectroSwag12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      With how hard he goes I’m sure he has seen a lot of changes in those 2 weeks. If he goes past the month it’ll keep getting better for him

    • @nolongerblocked6210
      @nolongerblocked6210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They film a week or two in advance, when this was done he probably had a few days

  • @taia-b8f
    @taia-b8f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Insane that, as an adult, Bert uses the word “treats” so much.

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Arrested development

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's honestly pathetic, and that he thinks he deserves them for doing basic mundane everyday tasks like going to the store

    • @taia-b8f
      @taia-b8f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MichaelWutsch The fact of even thinking of the word "treats" after doing something is so childish to me. Even dog-like!

    • @jboog5170
      @jboog5170 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funnest 😂

    • @DeltaTempest
      @DeltaTempest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is a treat based person

  • @jasonellsworth247
    @jasonellsworth247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The end of this podcast I can relate to allot, just want to say rest in peace top dog! I'm going through some rough stuff with my father at the moment stage 4 liver failure it's hard to watch them deteriorate and there's nothing you can do really besides be there... These two bears get me through every Monday!

  • @burner8959
    @burner8959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bert can't comprehend that people don't drink. Bless his heart. He's special in that special kind of way.

  • @MegaWilloughby
    @MegaWilloughby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is a very tender conversation between 2 friends.

  • @SuperBrentendo89
    @SuperBrentendo89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hope I can finish this episode on this attempt without TH-cam removing it!

  • @yaboy_fruitsnax
    @yaboy_fruitsnax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lmao, yelling out full diet coke like having your drink served full is a delicacy in Bert's world

  • @DylanPorto45
    @DylanPorto45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "losing that spark" was the biggest thing i struggled with in my friend group when i got sober...sober berty is good berty

    • @cameronblack7984
      @cameronblack7984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same... don't get on with my old friends anymore but it's definitely for the better!

    • @themindgame14
      @themindgame14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still miss the version of me that was confident, funny, and liked to hang out with people at parties... hardest part after 10 years in, id rather be alone

    • @cameronblack7984
      @cameronblack7984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@themindgame14 Find new people you want to be funny around and hang out there!

    • @madmike7029
      @madmike7029 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themindgame14 ^this

  • @Qody1776
    @Qody1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I enjoy this version of Bert so much. I hope he is able to stick to sobriety this time. It suits him well ❤

  • @jackzwahlen764
    @jackzwahlen764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tom just gave one of the most accurate depictions of hallucinogenics I've heard. "I felt super relaxed, I closed my eyes to go to sleep, and then my brain was just like nope we're still going"

  • @The_Real_Professor_Oak
    @The_Real_Professor_Oak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how Bart comes off as the "fun guy" yet his thoughts are SO dark and negative.
    Brent: "Death is all I think about."

    • @kathye.4026
      @kathye.4026 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here is a dark thought. I am all about getting a handle on over drinking, but...I worry that if Bert stops drinking, he will be bored with touring and meeting fans. It may be a slippery slope for Bert.

  • @jennametalsome2445
    @jennametalsome2445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tom is so happy, he loves grumpy Bart!

  • @ep6507
    @ep6507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tom has a very sweet heart, and he is incredibly patient with Bert’s inability to listen. I hope he tries ayahuasca again and allows himself to really let go.

  • @jonahmakarewicz4219
    @jonahmakarewicz4219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bert/Tom: says something not remotely funny
    Guy in back: 😂🤣😭😫🤯💀

  • @SonicDaHugeHog
    @SonicDaHugeHog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching the reveals of all the Bert AI and hearing his displeasure in how he looks made me laugh SO god damm hard. lmaooo

  • @dilly_bones2147
    @dilly_bones2147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Brent is the John Daly of comedy

  • @antoinej18
    @antoinej18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Haha I love cognizant brad. He's pretty sharp sober lmao

  • @codemanrose
    @codemanrose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    omg when Tom started pulling up the AI art. I'm crying

    • @TimWing23
      @TimWing23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that stuff is spooky. it's like looking into the AI dimension. where no one has a soul.

  • @StatsReset
    @StatsReset 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Tom and Ari are the only ones I actually believe are staying sober

    • @drdecoursey1978
      @drdecoursey1978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ari did have a cheat day. He ate some acid at the Roger Waters concert. He had to add situps to his daily workouts to pay for it.

    • @StatsReset
      @StatsReset 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drdecoursey1978 goddamn it, never trust a jew!

  • @RoughCompany1
    @RoughCompany1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can relate Bert.
    I was a black-out whisky drinker 4 nights a week for 4 years after a divorce.
    My last drink was 2 years ago on my 46th Bday when I fell and jacked my knee up on a metal dog bowl and hit my head on my smoker.
    I woke up and decided I wasn't going to be "that guy".
    I've not had a drink or really wanted one since and I don't miss it.
    Thank you both for the happiness you bring to the world.

  • @RylzMunkister
    @RylzMunkister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brent's part of him that exemplifies humility is next to the part of him that's healthy enough to keep drinking