Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Ryan Sickler joins Tom Segura in his place. Ryan and Tom start out this episode by discussing Jeffrey Toobin's recent scandal and take a look at OJ Simpson's video response on the matter. They share stories from being on jury duty, and read an email from a super cool mom. This prompts Ryan and Tom to share some of their craziest sex stories, as well as stories about strippers, Woody Harrelson, and Ryan's old roommate.
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Sickler-Segura chemistry is top-notch.
Agreed. That and the fact that two people split the conversation 50/50 instead of 90/10 😂 I love Brett, don't get it twisted.
Bert let Tom talk so much this episode
Yea I really like them together. Maybe equal or a bit more than Burt. I was just saying I really like Sicklers voice, super sexy....I cant put my finger on it, but his voice is like deep and Idk cocky a little with a bit of a Jersey sound to it...idk..but for whatever reason his voice is really sexy.
Bye Bertus interruptus, Sickler for the win. Tom and Ryan are the funniest together.
1 bear 1 ideal replacement 1 cave :)
Why is Brent so likeable on this episode?
Because he is a awesome guy!
He looks so trim too.
U can tell its not brent by the single water bottle instead of the jug of koolaid.
@@user-ok6gd5uu7l and side beverages. 🥃🍹🍺
Uh hundred percent
Sickler has such a good energy about him
+1
Weird vibes from him.
On the honeydew he is so easy to talk to they just spill. Great podcaster
Charm City
Seriously
I'm rewatching this episode and wishing Ryan and Tom had their own podcast together. That would be SO nice 😊
You’re hot!
Hot and also good taste in podcasts🔥
@@graystanton6438 get the hose out
@@jeremybolen6838 loling
It would be the best podcast of all time....
No joke, this is the only podcast episode in existence I've listened to over and over. Sickler telling the story about his boy on the Maryland baseball team cracks me every single time.
It's my favorite part too.
the gangsta story is great to listen to also
2023 still coming back just to listen to this exact episode
There’s a couple I listen to every few months to shake the cobwebs out lol. Joey Diaz on YMH talking about the one legged woman, and the Pearl Harbor episode of History Hyenas. This is my first time watching this episode hopefully it will join the list 😂
Bert claims to be the best at storytelling but sicklecell just brought the HEATT
Bert em embellishes too much. He even admits that he can’t remember the details so he makes them up. 🥃🥴
Bert also can't finish sentences without butchering words. The dude is one of the most overrated "comedians" in the world.
sicklecell is the best in the business, no one better at stories imo.
@@j.b.7133 agreed. Would way rather watch these 2 over Bret and that awful laugh.
@@Raaaa10331 I truly think he just forces the screeches because he thinks people like it but it's just unbearable
This is what two bears should have always been
preach
Couldn’t agree more
uhhhh hundred percent
I honestly thought that’s what this was when I first started watching
Having Bert be an insane person I think makes the podcast what it is.
You never realize how funny Tom is until he gets a chance to speak
Tom's not funny I think he's a conniving wanker. I just love Bert so I'll tolerate it he's more childish than burt but laughs in a deep voice so it tricks you into thinking he's not a giant man child dickhead.
@@royeaston6067 turn it down a notch Lyle, we still love Brett
@@royeaston6067 More childish than a man who drinks a gallon of kool-aid a day?
@@TheRCishYes.
Underrated comment.
My wife passed earlier this year, thank you tom and bert for the continued laughter when the world feels very dark sometimes.
I hope you’re doing ok brother
Bless your heart sir. Hoping that the two years since you posted this has brought you peace and happier times.
Praying for you.
I wish u the best but wtf has that got to do with a video
Ryan Sickler's next special should be called The Sun, The Moon, and The Truth.
He should make some merch with that
@@spoonb16acrx2003 I'd buy that in a heartbeat 😂😂
Yes bro!!
@@spoonb16acrx2003 I
I have a 4 year old and was thinking about telling her that
Tom promoting hair lost products is like OJ giving you marriage advice.
Go easy, he's a widow
OJ is a saint.
He is such a nice man on Twitter
Lol. Idk why Tom's not trying to get OJ on the set.
@@MrHutchcha hello Twitter world...
“Someone I was inside of has now perished” - Sicklecell 2020
They should start a podcast just doing comedic true crime
And have josh potter fill in if Ryan or Tom are busy That would be a dream team
I. Am. Here. For. This.
Listen to Timesuck.
One hundred 💯
Oh my god this would be the best series ever
No offense intended to Bert, but this was easily and by far the best 2 bears. It would be criminal for these two not to do this regularly.
Bobby lee was best
@@davidfhth6842 Tommy just vibes with all these dudes bc you can see he respects them lmfaooo
They do heaps of hodeydew podcasts together
i'm just gonna assume that you didn't see the bobby lee episode yet at the time when you made this comment
Bert ever 9 sentences "okay okay okay let's go back and forth and we'll each pick 5 celebrities..."
Sickler’s laugh sounds like you threw a tickle me Elmo out of a plane 34:13
Spot on
Yes. It was a beaut.
I keep hitting your time stamp over and over hahahah
This sent me
Hoooooly shit this comment!
"she's a mom...and a teacher." My face hurts. 😂😂😂
Lmfao!!!!
When I seen it was Ryan instead of Brent I clicked so fast that tongue got stuck in my teeth and I could not understand what I was sayin
Gold.👍
Hope they keep it this way!
Somewhat deep cut right here
This was my original thought when 2 Bears started, felt Ryan would have been a better fit.
Scene not seen
Tom: I found a dead body in a cornfield.
Ryan: I was on the jury of a drug case with the cartel watching me in the courtroom.
Bert: Let's see how many pizza toppings we can name that don't have the letter 'e.'
Ahhh hundred percent on the money
In a nutshell burnt is awful..hey lets call whitney
@@PEREYDARAY Bert is so obsessed with how famous she is. Its weird as shit.
@@idreamofthesix uhhhhhhundred percent
😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's nice seeing Tom's face light up when he talks about murder
I've rewatched every sickler episode 50 times, I've not even clicked on the episodes when bert's on.
We really need a podcast of just these two. I love every single episode where they are together.
I love Bert, but Tommy Bunz and Sickle Cell are a better duo for podcasting. This was amazing.
Ahundred percent!
Burt insists on driving and he’s bad at it.
Agreed
Bert is sad
@@GiftedMoFo ya but he sure did something right.
Good morning my beautiful queens above 18!
Si papi
I can't wait to purchase a shirt for my wet t shirt contest king!! Queen above 18 here😂😂😂😂
@@ojeda5577 😎
The King hopes you have a wonderful day
"...You know Kyle loves the no bra look, come on now..."
This might be my favorite podcast episode ever.
Same. It’s this one and Joey Diaz on YMH that are my favorite episodes
Two Bears is all of sudden very watchable! Fun and engaging. Good vibe between the hosts. No overt promoting. What element of the show was cut out?
Only the narcissistic booze bag in constant denial about his alcoholism🤷🏻♂️ who would’ve thought?
There’s no better duo that I love than Sickle Cell and Tommy Buns! I’m turning into a telescope!
James Brown was 6’3” y’all! Don’t let anyone tell you different.
On his mother's shoulders
Never been this early before. Opening with O.J. is a strong start 😂
Not Mick Blotters I prefer blotters with my OJ
"Hey Twitter World"
Make that a tshirt with blood splatters and a knife
And yours truly in the blood splatter
@@BakerTheClerk YES!!
HELL YES DUDE I WOULD BUY IMMEDIATELY
brilliance
Take my money now!!!🧤 🩸 🔪
I foolishly took a drink of water during the “early bird gets the worm, my mom just died” line. Now I’m all wet.
That’s what she said
Hot
All wet? LET THE CONVERSATION BEGIN
Who was his room mate? Is it a comedian
@@thegreatpretender9431 they called him Puddin. I've looked into it, seems like he was just some regular guy
34:45 this part here caught me of guard so fast!
Ryan's side of the table looks so empty without a bottle of Fitvine, a can of Red Bull, can of diet Coke and half a gallon of Kool-aid.
This is what it feels like when people have a conversation O_O
Your mom makes great conversation as well
Agree... I could do with half bert half sickler
What? You mean instead of listening to Burnt fake hysterically laugh and lie about how crazy he is? Why would you prefer a real conversation? 😁
This might be one of my favourite of all the YMH series' episodes I've ever seen. Top ten, for sure. Please bring Sickler back to guest host again.
When are the “Classics” and “The Sun, The Moon, The Truth” shirts coming?
This Tom guy is pretty funny, glad I was able to hear him say more than 2 words this episode.
What a relief, we might actually hear Tom say more than a few words today!
I'm with u
What we have here is a failure to communicate
Hear, not here
@@lukebryant6771 *Civil War by GNR plays in the background* 🎸🎸🎸🎸
What a relief, we get to hear tummy speak in black the whole episode!
Ryan Sickler's laugh ALWAYS brightens my day! :)
I don't want to be controversial, but Ryan should replace Bart.
Honestly..... Bert gets really tiring to listen to, I want to hear Toms story’s too
Uuuhhhhhhundred percent agree, Bert's so annoying and screechy screaming all the time, I dont watch ones with Bart Chrysler anymore
Agreed
@William Benoit lover
Yesssssss!
This is one of the best 2 Bears guest episodes. I keep coming back to this one.
Hey this guy Tom Segura is pretty funny, they should have him more often
James Brown was 6’3” anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
Maybe on his mother's shoulders
Maybe this episode ends with Ryan shooting Tom.
Nah he was 5'6"
I'm just saying, don't drench the wings
True story though.
So This is what the podcast sounds like when Tom can get a word in. Hilarious
Tom actually getting some words in on this podcast; almost forgot what his voice sounded like.
"You gotta hit News."
-An entertainer teaching his tech guy basic googling skills
Julius Sabatini seriously what a R word, every single pod, fire him already
This is such a breath of fresh air. I can’t handle Barts ADD rambling anymore.
I love Ryan's laugh. That dude laughs like there's no tomorrow!
Right?? I mean Bert has a pretty distinctive laugh as well, but honestly it sometimes gets a little annoying, where as Sickles just gives you the giggles...... 😉 see what I did there?! Teeheehee
Lee Sayet laughs like Ryan
Bert looks great. He's sober, clean shaven, seems a lot happier. Didn't shit on Lee Ann not once. I'm happy for him 👍🏻
Love watching Tom guide Nadav through google. I can see the flames behind Tom's eyes get hotter with every word spoken lol
I was reading your comment right when it happened, I lost my shiit laughing.
Hey now. Not like nadav had been doing this a long time.... not like they as him to Google something 10x episode. Lololol.
Sick and Gura with that natural chemistry. These two combined make for such an easy, and hysterical, watch 👏🏻
The pipsqueak that ryan let's out at 34:50. I died at that point
Hahahhaaha I think a pod of whales were beached because of that
Ryan Sickler is one of my favorite stand up comedians. His “Get a hold of yourself” album is one of my favorite comedy albums. It’s really one of my favorite albums to listen to when I get way to high Lol I throw in my head phones go out back and play fetch with my dog while I listen 😂😂
Had to stop the podcast to listen to it. Never heard that set before but you're right. That was comedy gold 👌
Sounds like the perfect way to spend an afternoon 🔥🤙
The energy between these two is so much more enjoyable and natural. I like Bert but it's so refreshing to not hear someone talking about himself 24/7, only interrupted by hypothetical nonsense ideas involving celebrities, and "a huuuuundred percent" affirmations.
You forgot fake over the top laughing
+1 to that, It's nice not having someone who takes time out of every episode to gush and blow a random celebrity for 20 mins
What personality disorder does Bert have ya think? Psychopathic?
I’m all for talking smack about Bret. But Why listen, if you legitimately don’t like him? Life’s short. Don’t leave a negative comment or listen to someone if you don’t enjoy it.
I think these claims are valid but at least half the appeal of this show is Bert playing an exaggerated character of himself and Tom playing off of that and that model works pretty well it seems. I think Bert’s more self-aware than what he alludes to in some of these podcasts. In Bertcast, for instance he’s much less like this character that appears in 2 Bears 1 Cave. It’s all free entertainment, watch something else if this isn’t your cup of tea. Love Bert, Tom and Ryan, no need to compare them for me.
Always a good day when T-bunz and Sickle cell get together, love their friendship!
Can we get a once a month tom and ryan podcast? This was so much fun to listen to
This is the best 2 bears they have put out period!! I love bert and dont want him to go anywhere but these to together is somthing magic!
Yes these are the two bears we need, please stay on vacation Bret
Sickler has the personality of a used condom
@@DNYGdj that could be interpreted as a good thing or a bad thing
@@jonathannagel7427 welcome to america
Man, its refreshing remembering that Tom is able to speak in complete sentences. Loved seeing sickels in the studio
Finally a two bears episode I can listen to without getting massively frustrated.
I watch this episode at least once every other week. 8 months old and Still makes me laugh every time
holy crap.
im only ever watching this show when bert is gone.
day and night difference.
Just waiting for "The Tom&OJ Show" rolls right off the tounge. They can talk about all the murders they "HAVEN'T" done for 1.5hrs 🥰
Something tells me Garth Brooks could add a lot to that!
@@AmericanArgonaut I really like thatttttt! He would be the guest host while OJ is in the back nine! Either way, you bet he's coming up in May to check Studio Jeans' proto.
I started off as a JRE fan and now I’m a total mommy 8 years later. From The honey dew to where my moms at to dr. Drew I swear I can’t get enough from you guys.
Woot! This and Uncle Joeys Joint!!! Tremendous Monday morning!!!
I'm sweating profusciously
Check out bad friends, it’ll make your Monday’s EVEN better
Take your shoes off too, Monday’s are great for podcasts
And thats it and thats that.
I'm so glad that these two have been good friends for so long, it elevates every story in a way you can only get when hearing bros just talk shit for an hour and a half🙏
THE SUN. THE MOON. THE TRUTH!
1:25:00
"The early bird gets the worm."
"What? My mom just died."
who r they talking about here...?
@@BozAwesome Sebastion?
My guess was Steve Simone
@@BozAwesome I don't think it's anyone famous. Just a mutual friend of both of theirs.
@@BozAwesome ralphie may
Finally Toms hanging out with his real best friend.
Damn Jeffery Tobin
Yes, I too prefer Ryan to Bort Crustles, Ryan is so dreamy oh lawd! Lol 🥰
They are great together! The only funny Bart Cristler moment i seen (since this comment) is J.R. telling him to "STFU" during their sober Oct gathering.
Hell yaaaaa lol this should be it’s own podcast as well 👍
This should be THE podcast ha
3 bears 1 cave
My favorite part of the podcast was when they started talking about Cuba Gooding Jr. as if he DIDN'T play O.J. Simpson in the TV show they talked about earlier in the podcast. Hahahaha
Between Bert and Ryan’s laughs I feel like I’m at sea world
every time tommy and ryan are on a podcast together it’s my favorite podcast. love you guys together
They have such awesome chemistry.
I needed this. Please get Ryan on more before y'all move!
I love Sickler! Even more when he’s with Segura, what a great chemistry
Sicklers laugh is a national treasure
Probably the best episode yet. Tom got to talk and the chemistry was perfect. Plus Ryan's laugh is the best. Funny ass stories too.
This and the Bobby Lee one made me realize I might be tired of burt on here. Especially after the last episode.
Berts own wife has a better episode than he does
Yup, he's not even remotely entertaining.
Nah. He's the reason you're here. You wouldn't know what you're missing til he's gone. He is annoying though sometimes
Bert talks about himself constantly Kreischer
I honestly think if he stopped the stupid weezing laugh he would be better. That high pitched shit is so annoying
The craziest part is how the gloves did fit though - they were literally both on his hands, covering all of his fingers, and somehow people thought they didn't fit
Also over another set of gloves
he held his hand in an unnatural rigid position, and acted like they didn't fit. also what guy above me said.
I never saw this moment in the trial before, and now I finally get the reference from the courtroom bra scene in Seinfeld
Dried blood probably made them stiff too
We need that shirt saying “Let me get a dozen of yo classics” with Tom and sickle cell dressed in character
Who are they talking about with the massage parlor and cinnabon story
Seriously!!!!
Someone has got to know
Watching this for the 3rd time now. Perfect duo !
Same here. I do concur.
Yay!!!! Tom gets to talk this podcast!!!
Yay! We get to hear him speak in black the whole pod!
New T Shirt...
The Sun
The Moon
The Truth...
I need it.
That and “Hay Twitter world, it’s yours truly” !
That and “Hay Twitter world, it’s yours truly” !
The Honeydew ain’t the same without “AT YOUR MOM’S HOUSE!”
But it's still great
"Atchya Maaaahm's Howse"
We are here at studiooo JEANS!
That sexy ass lisp
Omg!!! I thought I was the only one!
Official Petition for Stickler to replace Brent!
Sign by liking!
I know Tom already has so much shit going on but I could definitely get into a podcast with these 2 every week
Make a pod with Ryan. Kinda like him more than borscht if I'm honest
Ymh produced the honey for a long time
@@diegogomez7240 I think he means to make a podcast with just Segura and Sickler.
@@Smiley-Coyote I think they were mentioning it to raise this question: Don't you think they've already thought about it once or twice?
I haven’t laughed this hard form a podcast maybe ever. Also Ryan’s laugh is contagious as fuck
please i upvote this
When did Beert become so articulate and skinny? And why didn't he say one racist thing?
I think he took an actual shower instead of a pool rinse it seems too🤔
Points
Ssssh honey you're just having a nightmere
@@MPHswayze Bert stole and leaned into the “nightmere” bit 2-3 years ago from *William Montgomery #KillTony William talked about it on his podcast. A few weeks later, Bert posted a “cover his ass IG post” talking about it with his family when it started to circulate. #Facts.
...and didn't talk about fkin dogs ...so refreshing
This one had me dying multiple times. These 2 need a podcast together.
Berth lost so much weight and looks so clean!!!! I bet his family is so happy and relieved.
Can we have 3 bears 1 cave and add Sickler permanently as a bear? 😂😂😂
Just cancel Bert
Tommy bunz and Sicklecell NEED a pod together. Even if it’s once every 2 months, i bet it would be a top 10 comedy podcast in less than a year.
Only a single water bottle?? Ryan Sickler is uh huuundred percent in need of some Kool Aid
Damn you really tried to shoehorn that meme/joke in there 😂😂
@@stuarcari ah yes that meme slash joke
Just 3,64oz jugs should suffice....
Water is disallowed on set, that may have been Gatorade Propel
Man why do I read this in Brett’s voice
They’re def talking about Ralphie may
Was wondering who it was, sounds right!
We need a podcast with Tom and Ryan only. Their stories are top tier ❤
I've never felt as guilty as I do for finding OJ hilarious
Finding OJ hilarious is fine, it's his actions that are ugly
Anyone can be funny with a well thought joke, even murderers
the more I hear about this OJ guy, the less I care for him.
@@BrokenGodEnt Double murder? taunting the victim's families? joking about the crimes? the guy's a real jerk!
@@wolfman8449 .. but but, the Naked Gun was pretty funny
Glad they tried something different on "2 Bears, 1-way conversation"
I love it. Ryan makes Tom laugh as hard as Tom make Brent laugh.
Did anybody else get excited seeing Ryan and Tom together again?
Sickler's droppin' some heat today, I've been laughing my ass off
"Three things always come out The Sun the Moon and the truth."
-Buddha