Your Robot Ideas Are Stupid
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Make a robot that randomly searches through your TH-cam comments for comments beginning with “make a robot that” and then reads them aloud to you at random times during the day in order to remind you of your hatred of humanity.
Wait a minute....
I think I just went back in time
Who hurt you?
Make a robot that is taller that u
Perfect
"your robots are shit"
*makes a $74,500 robot dog piss beer*
You wanted one two
@@bardoram3097 TWO!?!?!
Okay but you have to admit, making a Boston dynamics robot piss on their parking lot is hilarious
@@jonathangray9073 sorry had just
woke up
True
For the hot glue gun, have you considered using the heater to heat the entire stick to near melting temperature and fire the entire thing? It’s technically still hot glue.
Hot glue railcannon
@@him1465
An air gun
Not a railcannon
Dumbass
This man is the exact opposite of those teachers who say "nothing is a bad idea"
Make air pods with wires
DSC Maldrim genius
He's speaking the language of the Gods
*Harvard needs your location*
Lol
This is the same thing as make a cheese burger with no cheese on it
It took a few months but we finally have it : Screaming Swearing Roomba.
A4RON finally 😂😂
Big hit too
Nah
But he said that in the video??
@Micah Motumz Micah, you should check again the video.. There a a Lot of ideas really stupid. There are stupid brilliant ideas and stupid stupid ideas.. Anyway, you should be able understand that Michael saying many ideas are stupid is part of the show.
can you make a robot that will make michael reeves upload
michael gives me the vibes of someone who would make a robot dog piss beer into a cup
Make a speaker that mutes itself when you sing along to the music.
this would be great for a car radio cause people are TONE DEAF 😂
@@madelineb3356 but i feel like a lot of the fun of singing in the car is that you cant hear how bad you are
Lep Exactly and thats why he should build it
Right so kinda like an anti-karaoke machine. Instead of singing along to the music, you sing against it.
I'd paid for this
I wish he did the roomba idea. that would be hilarious
Yessss
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ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA
And used max moe foe screaming
Crazy
a fan that tracks your eyes and blows sand at them
Have a robot that can press down on certain strings for a guitar, but the chords are controlled by a button on the side. So the player can, instead of pressing down a few strings, can press a single button and strum the guitar. Enjoy.
i will now expect at least 3 projects per video
You are everywhere bro
no he isnt
big fat bear
Ha 420 likes
you underestimate this lazy debil
“Gimme one. Gimme just one decent idea that’s not terrible for a robot”
Roomba that swears ends up being his most popular video
it was pretty funny
it’s how i found his channel
Fluffy RK9 lol
Mason McVay same dude
It's funny you know. It's like our "terrible" ideas are better than his "great and totally not horse shit" ideas are better. It's kind of ironic. Don't you think.
build your dad with invisible lego bricks
Okay...this is not a robot idea but a video idea...so basically you code this algorythm that scans your comments and then gets the IP adress to send a tazer robot to the commentor...
every single person who liked this lacks brain
Please dont!
thats actually really funny
Make a robot that plays Minecraft cave sounds when it’s quiet and dark in the house.
bitch yes
we're all still watching it anyways
Please don’t say hell make this
Or subnauctica sounds
Imagine that you are downstairs getting a glass of water and then all of the sudden you hear a Reaper Leviathan behind you
When you found a creaper in real life 🙄😏
Make a gun.
Just a gun.
Nothing special.
😂😂😂😂
Now he can "scare off" everyone who leaves a bad idea! :D
A school gun
I'm the 800th like 😛
Take it to school
The greatest quote to ever come out of this man: 4:52
He should make the hot glue gun shoot the hot glue sticks not the heated hot glue
make swearing rumba for real
I second this. Fell in love with that idea when I heard it. ^.^
Domantas Grybauskas it just plays Gordon Ramsay quotes when it crashes
Like this is a really good idea
It's too easy
With Gordon Ramsay's voice
_Do the roomba. Let it scream._
oh yeah yeah
Room: exists
Roomba: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey, I’m a little out of the loop, why do a lot of people have the same pfp?
Oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah i removed my foreskin
Make a bed that works like an alarm clock but instead of a beeping noise you put two pneumatic cylinders in the back that spring the bed forward
Build a humanoid combat chassis, armed with large caliber weapons platforms and code a singularity into it.
Make legs that have pistons in them. Piston legs. Michael, piston legs. Imagine how tall you can be.
@Michael Reeves
Michael REEEEEEEEEE
@Neilanjan Nagpal maybe...
Those are stilts
YOU ARE DOGSHIT
Make a robot that promotes Skillshare for you.
yes lmao
It would be dope if it spewed out the lines faster than a rap god. Like somewhere over 400 words per minute. (Looked it up, apparently 100 words per minute is slow). Plus 400 is do able.
Oh hell yeah!
i understand him now
thanos car
It's all fun and games until he hacks all your accounts, finds out where you live, and then makes your entire house a taser desk.
A car horn that says honk instead of making the sound but reacts to how angry you are feeling for it's tone.
Little did he know that the screaming roomba idea would be one of his most viewed videos
Im fucking dying inside
Specalkai random but ok
Gayyyy
Rj Newens ?
And his voice actor would be his future gf
I really want to see the screaming robot
Yeet, I think that would be sweet!
When it cusses it better be Russian
Unfortunate Existence Studios Hi yes
Yeet on my feet that wold taste really sweet
I was going to like this comment but it was at 666 likes
I wanna see a lawn sprinkler that turns on when people are nearby and aims at them.
i never laughed so hard at a engineering video like, EVER. you earned a sub
Make a door that moans when you open/close it
Yes
No
@@emmygirl1phluffey742 yes.
*Zarbon has entered the chat*
"Here's another one of those self satisfying doors... I can tell from the intolerable amount of smugness it suddenly generates."
Make a scooter that starts spinning uncontrollably when it sees ankles nearby. A proximity scooter mine, if you will.
I will fuckin do that if I have too.
Jdburko Gaming YESSS
don't commit scooter ankle you have so much to live for!!!!!!
use a old blue razor scooter it hurts like shiitake
My ankles hurt reading this
you should make a robot that stops charging a device once it hits 100%
watching this video 3 years late while drunk as hell is certainly a particular type of vibe that most will never know
Make a chair that moves when yo try to sit down
We need this to happen
Fluffinator_07 we need you to use a better meme as your pfp
@@Prince_Dracula we need you to use a profile pic
mectic what
@@mectic5149 we need you to move out of your parents house
Build a robot that solves i am not a robot captchas
Finally
Some good fucking food
Are you the one called Satan?
Already been done.
@@raultororomero9079 so...
@@mydude457 so what?
The desk thing is for when you're making bad robot ideas. It helps you reconsider what you're doing by just not letting you do it
Build a robot that builds another robot out of its own parts until it is just the same robot that you built building itself over and over again.
Make that roomba robot pleaseeeee
FR, I feel like it follows the theme of the "Trigger Me elmo" so it's not TERRIBLE
GO DJ ROOMBA.
th-cam.com/video/pXhsUPtsiLU/w-d-xo.html
Yes
Can't like comment... It's at 666
Plz make it
How about a robot that deletes comments about robots
Utube
*This comment has been deleted*
Goddamnit bro I just commented this.
@@jagerfromgsg945 omg same
Build an EMP and then build a robot to learn about EMP shield.
Is he wearing a francis of the filth hoodie?! Thats absolutely amazing
He should have built the swearing roomba... but I guess that would contradict the point of this video so okay
Yes
Woop woop Hilda best show
oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, who keeps putting these fucking walls in the way?
@@PokenShaho yee
Dude fr
Build a robot that stops your videos from getting demonetized
if only
do u mean the time he made an anti-swearing taser? because thats the only thing that could help.
He’s a smart man, I’m sure he could figure it out
Then build a robot that defies everything in the laws of physics
mueffeffeffeffeffe
how have I not heard of him before?? Subscribed.
You should make a telescope that mechanically moves to the nearest person and shoots orbeez at them
Make a machine that senses every time you get happy and tells you a sad fact
yes. YES.
@@vasililiev9481 This was such a missed opportunity for you to say oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah thats a good idea
Oh yeah yeah definitely
Oh yeah yeah
this is Tony Stark's backstory to becoming Iron Man
@The Animator yes
@The Animator ...just...OK.
“Superman”
Rick Sanchez “the short version”
do you mean the story
or
the person
There is no such thing as bad ideas there are only bad conclusions
Make a neural network to comb through all the absolutely terrible video ideas to find the 1 or 2 ok ones
make a robot that monitors your brain waves, and every time you concentrate the slightest bit it makes horrifying, soul-destroying noises that will soon reduce you to a withered husk of a human being. then use it while trying to do math.
hahaha
soooooo, if you remember the car video with the brain wave reader, when you are scared it is the same as concentrated
You're a monster.....
@@dadams106 That would make it even better
Harrison Bergeron is getting real...
this guy is like the Gordon Ramsay of electronics
Your Mum nae the filthy frank of shit ideas and robots
WHERE IS THE LIGHT BULB!?!??!
hahahhahaaha this the best comment ever
@@dizzyfizzy4203 Ryder nigga
Except he'd scream at kids too
Make a robot that destroys it self slowly and uses the parts from it self to build another one of it self
Honestly, the hot glue gun failure kinda turned out good. Heat up the front part so it’s super melty, then fire out the entire stick with the front of it still hot and goopy. Actually fires, and shoots at least SOME melty glue.
a scooter but when you pick it up it swings full force into your ankle
gaming, i got in the screaming microwave video im gamer
So a normal scooter?
HEHEHE I AM A SUPASTAR WARRIOR yeah but with jets
@@loafofloafs wait yours dosent have jets
A scooter with a horizontal jet and one of those wheels that sparks when you press on the brake
I fucking love you for this
I dont think I've seen a youtuber with more genuinely hatred for his audience and its great
Honestly this is my first video of him I hated him at first and then I realized its fricking hilarious how he hates everyone lol
@@thatguy7775 he hates himself too.
Whistlin diesel
I think he should make a I-don’t-care-Inator
Idubbbz
LMAO best channel ever. I'm sorry you have to deal with all of these ideas but I was laughing the whole video.
make a robot to automatically create sponsorblock segments so i never have to see a dumb skillshare ad again
I actually wanna see the roomba
Me to
@@Bread_Lord same
Me too
Well he made one
I really like the roomba that keeps on cursing when it hit the wall
Welsan 03 I fucking want him to build that shittt
@@babysitter7663 true AF
He has to build that
That idea was god tier
@@babysitter7663 you're like...10 years old
Three years and still a fire video
a roomba that spits whatever it picks up back infront of it
Micheal calls us stupid for 7 mins
13mil people: gangsta
But only 530k people actually liked it
& now it has 13M views
*Michael
@@wahoo264 *mykull*
@@Abel-yp6ux meykhull
A rumba with knifes on it that detects and chases ankles.
bigGgamer stabby has evolved
I want this
we need more name ideas
Stabby?
Yes
A workbench with arms that learns to assist you in your work.
Goddamn he insults us every single minute but I still like it🙂
You should make a robot that dispenses quality video ideas
Yeah but then he will have to think of good video ideas to put into it
@@lowlifeanarchist9762 he can code a random sentence generator ;)
@@lowlifeanarchist9762 use a neural network to generate ideas based on all the ideas he's done so far
and then immediately shreds them
That’s a good AI
Make a phone that moans when you plug It to the wall
Aahh yes
Wtf is wrong whit whit u?
@@wolfyfx5323 tf you talking about this is genius
The hentaphone
This is important
No matter what you do you can’t escapes this mortal hell
I spent the last 2 minutes of that video thinking of a robot idea to suggest.
He’s actually the TF2 engineer
With the insanity of the medic
Ah yes
Lmfao 😂
Yes he is
And body of scout
Little did he know he would make that roomba a real thing
No I'm pretty sure he knew right away If he was gonna do something
and it being his best watched video
i remember twice a year Michael exists, and then i have 3 weeks of pure enjoyment
This is like when you tell somebody you're an IT administrator and they ask you to make an app that's like tinder for ferns
Can we please get a rumba that curses
We need it
Yes. A rumba.
when it hits something
yes, please!
10 / 10 WOULD BUY
Make a robot that plays chess, but instead of beating people at chess, it gives them terrible advice, and makes them feel bad about themselves, so that they walk away from the game, even though they're winning. And then the robot laughs. Also it carves its own pieces out of soap each time it starts a game, and criticizes the other player's storebought pieces.
this idea is unique
please?
Absolutely incredible
I'm so confused. This idea is awesome.
so basically glados. for chess
Build a so that leaves 100’s of “you should build a robot that *random thing*”
this is the funniest vid about making stuff ever laughed so hard!
make a program that can calculate when will my dad come home from his smoke break
Not going to happen
too high of a number
Sorry son just give me a sec
Here ya go:
x=1
while x != 0:
print("He'll come back soon...")
x=x+1
print("He came back!")
he never coming back bro.
Make a robot that screams When you try to say something
So you basically want a robot that is a mad woman and when you want to clear something out it behaves like a mad woman?
Also make it follow you
Make it scream shut the fuck up
Already been made, its called a wife
Well... The upside is that our 'RoboWife' can be reprogrammed at any time
You should build a robot that builds its own robot that builds its own robot. Become a robot God.
Life is deep pain and you can’t make it go away
i actually want to see a roomba that screams when it runs into stuff
I was wishing it was in the video, but it wasn't,
YESSS
hahahaha, hilarious
Your wish is my command
good.
A roomba that curses every time it hits something? That’s the best idea ever do it
Good idea
But also yells swears when it's about to hit something, like 'OH SHIT" then swerves
Supremium hahah that’s great
And it should have no arms so it bumps in to every thing an at the end it could have a cannon that's shoots at your penis when robot get mad
Yes
then make a smart robot to make smart robot ideas if ours are so terrible
make a robot that plays ping pong and if it scores a point it will taze the person going against it.
Oh wow.. I wish he had made that swearing roomba. That would be absolutely awesome
was thinking the same thing... would be the one thing I would actually want to build.
Yeah, already built it. Pretty simple, duct tape a frisbee to your midget friend's face and push him around in walls.
Not only should he build a Roomba that swears when it it walls, but make it reconize when it sees a person and starts to chance them while swaring also! It's like the head hunting drones, but better!
To you future idiots he has made one :3
@@kalebboothby4178 it's a joke
Im glad he ended up making the screaming roomba
Good biscuit666
Let's bring more shit/awesome ideias
You should build a robot that can auto level and take multiple photos for stiching into a panormaic image. If you could also find the nodel point of the lens so that it knows the postion to rotate around to get the lowest amount of paralax error while capturing the imgaes that would be a bonus. Yeah know this is a few late, nut whatever.
Dude these robots are the best they don’t even have a purpose but they make us laugh and they are hilarious keep make more
Make a robot that gets my parents back together
That's called Vodka
A robot of seduction
Should some one tell him that o NEVER MIND 😑
Use the glue gun
Impossible
A robot that can beat the “I’m not a robot” thing when you sign in to something
Those are called "Captchas"
@@maple4567 who gives a shit?
jmovlogs most of those are also called capcha
@@_vla Alright buddy I was just trying to help SekC_jmoe. No need to get rude.
That has been done
The sound of the glue gun and it making you laugh that hard. You cannot give it 0 honestly
Interesting idea if you had made the Hot Glue Gun a gravity top feed as the stick melts it could leave a ball of hot glue in the heating element ether to turn into a ball or a blob.
Make a robot that deletes every robot suggestion
A real visionary
That's impossible!
It would automatically destroy itself!
@Arron Hall didn't he ask for more bad suggestions? I may have misunderstood the video
“A Roomba that screams and swears when it bumps into things. Michael - I actually like that one.” The origin of a legendary video.
One year later
2*
"A robot that pisses on a cup" great idea but nah a robot that shoots chicken nuggets at u is bad
666. i cannot like.
And a legendary relationship
The gun shooting out the stick made it worth it