I never watched DSP in like years and I decided today to see how Phil is like today. Maybe he changed, maybe he respects game developers, then at 0:00 I was faced with the truth...
I was a 10yr long casual viewer and days gone was it for me, when he shit on the devs for being stupid and im mentally retarded and knew how to pkah the game lol and he also shit on the donator...i wish i never found him, theres plenty of others to watch.
@@BovineIntervention Yeah right. Dsp is playing the free version and making money doing so. He is leeching of someone elses work and has no right to disrespect anyone and deserve no kind of respect what so ever for doing so.
yeah, when he played SouthPark The Stick of Truth and summoned Jesus with a M16, he told everyone in stream chat it was an AK47. Then said that he doesn't know anything about guns at all, he's not a gun crazee like everyone else. Thing is, even if your not, you do learn the names of guns from videogames with firearms in. Considering the ammount of games he's played, you'd think he would know some of the names.
He's built himself up as being the best gamer in the country and his ego refuses to admit that he's either old or just sucks plus it's a combination of the usual gamer excuses
What an angry little man. He treats every minor inconvenience as Armageddon or something. This is what happens when games are your life. At least he could be more like CallMeKevin (or whatever his name is) and just have fun and laugh at the game. And not be an asshole-that could help as well. If the framerate is the reason he died, then...why doesn't it ever affect anyone else but him?
How does he think every other player manages to kill him in 1 second or less? Does he think there are just a million FPS gods that are queuing up on console?
7:10 I just like to point out Phil's excuse for dying to that grenade is utter BS because he's played games that have clear visual/audio ques for grenades and he still doesn't seem to notice them until they explode. Also 10:30 is Phil basicly whining about Bluehole nerfing his cheese tactic, just like when Fromsoft nerfed lightning spears and stopped his lighting spear spamming cheese tactic.
Got to give him some slack, just a little bit. This game only has 3 Devs working on it for Xbox and it needs a hell of a lot of work.It's awful and I have a Onex. For some reason Devs seem to slow down and make aiming heavy on consoles. However, I can still hit and kill people. I can't stand the passive play from him and I don't scream and shout excuses every game.
On most games you can up the sensitivity on console usually in options and controls. Sorry if you already knew that, but it makes aiming very free and fast.
It's not as funny as his death during round 54 in the previous video because he's probably the only person to die by landing on a tractor. th-cam.com/video/hEH3rUg11J8/w-d-xo.html
Its so frustrating see him walk around with no guns at all because he doesn't want to grab a pistol. JUST TAKE A PISTOL AND BULLETS UNTIL YOU FIND AN AR.
He doesn't ever read Patch notes does he. "They Nerfed vehicles." how does he know? He does't read patch notes so how does he know what they did to this game.
The salt is strong with this one, very VERY strong.... I'll never need to buy salt again, I just need to collect DSFail's tears and pour them on my chips. Great video Pocok, keep it up! Loved the inclusion of the green "Real Reason" for Phil dying with every death, to contrast with his "Excuse", really helps spice things up!
Very good work Pocok, thank you so much for this. THIS is how DPS is actually entertaining to watch. If he actually 'knew how business works' and was 'very successful' he would be making those videos, I mean heck his entire Playthroughs are getting less views than the actual TIHYDP video made out of it, its sad in a way.
Mister Play&Watch He said once that he considers 8 hours of playing and uploading raw (what he does now) a much more tiring work than doing video editing for 8 hours. He would rather go out of business and just begs than do editing.
And thats like the biggest issue about him, its like being the owner of a gold mine with plenty of gold in it, but instead of diggin that out and selling it, he rather tries to sell shitty rocks laying on the floor at the endrance since that is less effort,
Does Phil not realize that it's possible to die from a fall of less than the height of an average human? In other words you can die hitting your head just falling over.
16:57 I died and am a spirit now. That was the best. If my gathering of the events are correct that guy stole DSP's buggy, backed it up, and waited for Phil to turn back towards him before flooring it and running him over. That is such a huge troll move.
This is a great video. It's a shame it doesn't have much more views. Really well done (loved the part with the Cena theme playing when the car came back) As for Phil: there could be said a bazillion things baout him... I just like to point out this: he was whining about vehicles since the first time he got run over by one. Then they nerf vehicles and he cries his fucking eyes out that the vehicles are completely useless and at the same time cries whenever he doesn't find one. Also, every fucking video I see of him he at least fucks up using "literally". I honestly get very irritated by him. He also says it over and over and over again.
Wow, you must have had to watch DSP for a really long time to make this 3 part PUBG TIHYDP series, my heart goes out to you. Thank you for your sacrifice, I appreciate it, this is very funny 🙏
Whole first part: "Vehicles are so overpowered man. It's bullshit and stupid." Whole second part: "Vehicles are so underpowered man. It's bullshit and broke the game."
I like how anytime someone starts firing at him he just immediately says I'm dead and tries to run away instead of returning fire, like that would help anyways.
1:06:03 "The old me woulda said we almost gotta free present"later on says "the old me almost wishes the backup didnt deploy" on logan pauls first parachute not deploying lmao damn Phil
Phil sounds like every tryhard player ever when their favorite toy gets nerfed to make the game more balanced. "My OP WMD doesn't instakill everyone and make me invincible. What a terrible update!"
1:00:00 straight up does not understand ballistics and firearms in the real world and talks like a subject matter expert. I love it, my favorite side of Phil is the "know it all".
Why does he make the conscious decision to shoot when he is not aiming at a guy? Why does he still panic when he sees other players after playing video games for so long?
1:03:03 Well, I kind of think that death was kinda bullshit because he did shoot the enemy in the body about twice then shot him in the head once so I will give him that, that was bullshit.
Great video except for the baby crying sound effect. We're all here to hear phil cry which is the entire video, don't need a sound effect to let us know he's crying.
I heard that Phil is doing his Bloodborne "Redemption Run" on Friday the 13th. Pocok, your mind is an incredible thing to be able to withstand Phil's 'kwality kahntent' in order to bring TIHYDPs, but we understand if you wish to spare your brain cells this round.
Senator Painis he is not doing redemption run, in fact, dark souls1 was his only one. He knows he is not gonna do it without stream chat, like he promised there, so he doesnt even try...
@Pocok That's true: although, even stream chat won't be able to help him in Bloodborne. Especially with the DLC. The only hope Pigroach has is summoning (though he says he won't summon, fat chance), but I have my doubts his fans will be able to help him through anything considering how brutal the game is even with multiple players. Seriously, can you imagine Phil trying to get through Maria alone? Hell, he'd get his ass handed to him by the Patients in the Clocktower - those guys will destroy you if you try to rush through.
I'll give him the bad audio excuse. Played PUBG since the alpha and that was my main complaint till this day. I play it with HyperX Cloud 2's on PC. H1Z1 I never had issue pinpointing where I was being shot from because of great audio. All his other excuses are stupid though.
I only played 140 hours since it got to 1.0 and although the game is not soo good, i really liked the sound design. DSP's problem is that he confuses the impact sound with the initial firing sound.
Pocok I think the game is great. I have a very powerful PC that runs it no problem. I just always hated the audio. I could never tell where someone fired from. Sounded like they were in front me, but instead they would actually be behind me lol
Ik this vid is old but i saw someones username was "philishusbando" please tell me it was a troll, theres no way anyone on this earth finds this man attractive (other than his poor wife, still dont know how that worked out)
I mean it's so hard to measure DSP's horrific behaviour on a scale, he just kind of stays at the bad end of it constantly. I'm sure there's more in part three hahaha
Wonderful how quickly he went from vehicles ruin the game and are for scrubs, to relying on vehicles, to saying the games been ruined because vehicles aren't OP anymore.
He played 350+ total games and every single one he has an excuse of why he died and 99% it’s bugged or laggy , god I hate DSP , please pay pigs stop donating to this horrible ”gamer”, he’s like if you handed the controller to your father
I never watched DSP in like years and I decided today to see how Phil is like today. Maybe he changed, maybe he respects game developers, then at 0:00 I was faced with the truth...
Demonic Zebra he’s gotten worse through out the years
I was a 10yr long casual viewer and days gone was it for me, when he shit on the devs for being stupid and im mentally retarded and knew how to pkah the game lol and he also shit on the donator...i wish i never found him, theres plenty of others to watch.
Who needs to respect game dev's selling 60 dollar alpha releases? Dsp was wrong to disrespect kojima that's it
@@BovineIntervention Yeah right. Dsp is playing the free version and making money doing so. He is leeching of someone elses work and has no right to disrespect anyone and deserve no kind of respect what so ever for doing so.
I'm so so sorry you had to watch all of him.
I'm also really really happy you mad this tho.
I love the " Excuse, Reason" edit. I'd love to see that in every TIHYDP.
my site same
I stole it for my TIHYDP Mass Effect 2 (10 year anniversary). I mean borrowed it.
@@CarlEusebius Awesome 👍👍 ill have to check that out.
@@CarlEusebius I'll have to check it out too. I watched your New Vegas TIHYDP.
"Reason: Gun went 'UH' for no reason" 😂🤣😂🤣
I like how Phil is surprised he took damage by jumping out of a moving vehicle.
"The car magically hurt me"
You can tell Phil knows absolutely nothing about guns, "he killed me with a shotgun from that range" *5 feet away*
Man phil getting shot is like straight dial up to his brain
yeah, when he played SouthPark The Stick of Truth and summoned Jesus with a M16, he told everyone in stream chat it was an AK47.
Then said that he doesn't know anything about guns at all, he's not a gun crazee like everyone else.
Thing is, even if your not, you do learn the names of guns from videogames with firearms in. Considering the ammount of games he's played, you'd think he would know some of the names.
What do you call Phil when you run him over with a vehicle?
A Road Hog
Super JaMAalRIO XD *snort belch pig gulp*
DePhilated
Phileted
Ach ach ach ach ach ach ach ach ahhhhhhhh!
He's somehow wired to give nonsensical excuses everytime he sucks at games. Why does he feel he need to do that?
He's built himself up as being the best gamer in the country and his ego refuses to admit that he's either old or just sucks plus it's a combination of the usual gamer excuses
Legit, you’re the best TIHYDP maker out there.
Good Username yup... IDK why but his tihydp is long as fuck but actually watchable 😂
14:36😂😂
It's the little things why this person makes great TIHYDPs
If you dont have a job you cant tell anyone to learn how to do their job
Delicious *snort*
love you gundam senpai
What an angry little man. He treats every minor inconvenience as Armageddon or something.
This is what happens when games are your life. At least he could be more like CallMeKevin (or whatever his name is) and just have fun and laugh at the game.
And not be an asshole-that could help as well.
If the framerate is the reason he died, then...why doesn't it ever affect anyone else but him?
Less Talking or the "delay on xbox" only affects him
38:16 "what an idiot! He thought he would kill me with shotg... WHAT!" Priceless:D
For a second I was happy seeing this in my feed then sad cause its April 1st then happy again cause its real! What a rollercoaster of emotions
I'm DSPositive he's using "literally" literally wrong.
How does he think every other player manages to kill him in 1 second or less? Does he think there are just a million FPS gods that are queuing up on console?
7:10 I just like to point out Phil's excuse for dying to that grenade is utter BS because he's played games that have clear visual/audio ques for grenades and he still doesn't seem to notice them until they explode.
Also 10:30 is Phil basicly whining about Bluehole nerfing his cheese tactic, just like when Fromsoft nerfed lightning spears and stopped his lighting spear spamming cheese tactic.
What he's pretty much saying every time he dies is "I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct."
God thank you for editing out all the horrible tips and cheers that shit is ridiculous
Frame rate is so low he doesn't have time to react to the trees, walls, and other inanimate objects moving into his path.
You've done it again! Outstanding pocok 👏👏👏
Got to give him some slack, just a little bit. This game only has 3 Devs working on it for Xbox and it needs a hell of a lot of work.It's awful and I have a Onex. For some reason Devs seem to slow down and make aiming heavy on consoles.
However, I can still hit and kill people. I can't stand the passive play from him and I don't scream and shout excuses every game.
On most games you can up the sensitivity on console usually in options and controls.
Sorry if you already knew that, but it makes aiming very free and fast.
what a Horrible Night to have a Pig's Curse
Disgusting
Salty
Pigroach
Trademark. . that was legendary
if the mighty Simon belmont says that himself then is truly a real fcuk up night to have a Piggish Curse
15:32 that has to be one of the funniest deaths I've ever seen in my life lmao.
It's not as funny as his death during round 54 in the previous video because he's probably the only person to die by landing on a tractor.
th-cam.com/video/hEH3rUg11J8/w-d-xo.html
It even silenced DSP for a minute trying to think up an excuse. Finally he just said "This game sucks".
@38:15 My favorite. "Ah ha ha ha ha ha! What an idiot. He thought he was gonna kill me with a... WHAT!?!"
Great video Pocok, your content keeps me entertained. Thanks for all the hard work you've done!
@ 10:00 what video is that from where Phil is using his hands as guns? It cracks me up
Its from him playing Arms on Switch. :)
*Pocok* thank you!
53:00 "the angry army of Angry Joes and the bro army of Pewdiepie is just so stupid", says the person with t-shirts saying hate army.
He also calls them phillipines, philanthropists and the 5dollar sub club.
Nah. His gout army is cool. Angry Joe's and Pewdiepie's aren't
The crying sound effect got old after a while. But that aside top tier video, these are about the only way I can "enjoy" Phil.
How fitting.
I always admire people have patience for this amount of editing work. My hat off to you, and a like well earned. Quality kantent!
Its so frustrating see him walk around with no guns at all because he doesn't want to grab a pistol. JUST TAKE A PISTOL AND BULLETS UNTIL YOU FIND AN AR.
That John Cena bit with the car at 14:26 had me dying.
That godlike MGM Studio of Phil burping was awesome! 10/10 Would recommend!
Thanks for making a part 2. Great stuff.
The long-awaited sequel. Your first one was hilarious, this one will not disappoint.
I know it's 2 years later but....
"Waiting Strategically" is exactly what camping is
You are not wrong!
“I died cause the game sucks” lmfao classic Phil
I love the baby crying sound. It just fit phil perfectly.
Excuse: "...Gun Went Like 'This'..." Put me on the floor. Replayed that clip for my wife and she burst out laughing at that one.
He doesn't ever read Patch notes does he. "They Nerfed vehicles." how does he know? He does't read patch notes so how does he know what they did to this game.
He doesnt. He just parrotts what people tell him.
Figures.
And after constantly bitching about needing a vehicle to win, he has a hissy fit when they change it.
that intro got me so pumped for the awful commentary that was coming just glorious
The salt is strong with this one, very VERY strong....
I'll never need to buy salt again, I just need to collect DSFail's tears and pour them on my chips.
Great video Pocok, keep it up!
Loved the inclusion of the green "Real Reason" for Phil dying with every death, to contrast with his "Excuse", really helps spice things up!
it’s so funny how dsp laughs and calls the game terrible in situations where he is doing the dumbest shit like camping in a bath tub
Thank you for suffering through all this to make a shortened, well edited video for us all.
The fact that Phil doesn't know how gun recoil works really baffles me
Very good work Pocok, thank you so much for this. THIS is how DPS is actually entertaining to watch. If he actually 'knew how business works' and was 'very successful' he would be making those videos, I mean heck his entire Playthroughs are getting less views than the actual TIHYDP video made out of it, its sad in a way.
Mister Play&Watch He said once that he considers 8 hours of playing and uploading raw (what he does now) a much more tiring work than doing video editing for 8 hours. He would rather go out of business and just begs than do editing.
And thats like the biggest issue about him, its like being the owner of a gold mine with plenty of gold in it, but instead of diggin that out and selling it, he rather tries to sell shitty rocks laying on the floor at the endrance since that is less effort,
Does Phil not realize that it's possible to die from a fall of less than the height of an average human? In other words you can die hitting your head just falling over.
cerebralisk ouch
16:57 I died and am a spirit now. That was the best.
If my gathering of the events are correct that guy stole DSP's buggy, backed it up, and waited for Phil to turn back towards him before flooring it and running him over. That is such a huge troll move.
Game 229: “The game is not fun anymore”
Because it sounded like he was having a blast on the other 228
"I had no gun, just a shitty Vector"
The best parts were the crying baby noises while Phil was bitching XD.
1:18 That tops anything I've seen till this day. *standing ovation*
Omfg. When he bragged about driving without glasses .. hahahahahhaha! 22:00
Also props for “low framerate, high blamerate”
Dude the excuses part gets me every time, because it's literally what he believes written in text.. and then the real reason xD
This is a great video. It's a shame it doesn't have much more views. Really well done (loved the part with the Cena theme playing when the car came back)
As for Phil: there could be said a bazillion things baout him... I just like to point out this: he was whining about vehicles since the first time he got run over by one. Then they nerf vehicles and he cries his fucking eyes out that the vehicles are completely useless and at the same time cries whenever he doesn't find one.
Also, every fucking video I see of him he at least fucks up using "literally". I honestly get very irritated by him. He also says it over and over and over again.
DSP's existence:
Excuse: My parents made me
Real Reason: Slow reflexes, awful aim
The madness continues, I love you Pocok
Wow, you must have had to watch DSP for a really long time to make this 3 part PUBG TIHYDP series, my heart goes out to you. Thank you for your sacrifice, I appreciate it, this is very funny 🙏
Thank you, it was very painful to go through sometimes but if you like it, It worth :)
Whole first part:
"Vehicles are so overpowered man. It's bullshit and stupid."
Whole second part:
"Vehicles are so underpowered man. It's bullshit and broke the game."
Amrare Toshak not once did he say anything was his fault
Amazing video, hopefully you’ll continue making these ❤️
42:30 **misses a whole clip with his sniper** "I didn't have a distance gun"
Didn't know there was a part 2 lol. His situational awareness is legendary. Anytime he see's or hears someone he sh#t his pants
It's really something watching Dave here just fire off at nothing and waste ammo constantly
I looooooved the montage of Snort Burnel getting roadkilled. The best!
Has COD really ruined the idea of shotgun range? Sure, there's a drop off, but the accuracy of a shotgun doesn't bottom out at 4 feet.
Phil is so good at finding bugs, idk why companies don't hire him to test all their new games
Sad no one noticed "that is all". Subtle addition.
I like how anytime someone starts firing at him he just immediately says I'm dead and tries to run away instead of returning fire, like that would help anyways.
1:06:03
"The old me woulda said we almost gotta free present"later on says "the old me almost wishes the backup didnt deploy" on logan pauls first parachute not deploying lmao damn Phil
The game sucks according to Dave, so why does he play it so much? And keep playing when it’s a “waste of time”?
Watching this and then watching Choco-Taco and Shroud is what tickles my pickle! XD
Choco is such a good streamer, sportsman and very polite!
Phil sounds like every tryhard player ever when their favorite toy gets nerfed to make the game more balanced. "My OP WMD doesn't instakill everyone and make me invincible. What a terrible update!"
1:00:00 straight up does not understand ballistics and firearms in the real world and talks like a subject matter expert. I love it, my favorite side of Phil is the "know it all".
15:33 - 15:58
Ive never laughed so hard in my life
this is amazing, great job!
Why does he make the conscious decision to shoot when he is not aiming at a guy? Why does he still panic when he sees other players after playing video games for so long?
good god! that aiming!
Love how Phil thinks you can just bunny hop over a Speeding car 😂
If you want to kill your liver, take a drink every time Phil aims down sight to engage an enemy 3 feet in front of him.
1:03:03 Well, I kind of think that death was kinda bullshit because he did shoot the enemy in the body about twice then shot him in the head once so I will give him that, that was bullshit.
That crying is really obnoxious my dude.
I know.
I tried to make it less hearable by putting an actual baby crying over it but that did not really help.
You sly bastard lol
Y'know DSP's favorite drink?
DULL-AID
I'm waiting for the day he says "the sun was in my eyes. there was seriously nothing I could do . Bugged sun mechanics dood"
Whenever crying baby edit kicks in I can't stop myself from laughing.
Great video except for the baby crying sound effect. We're all here to hear phil cry which is the entire video, don't need a sound effect to let us know he's crying.
What do you mean? What sound effect? I didnt add anything :D
@@PocokPresents tee hee
I heard that Phil is doing his Bloodborne "Redemption Run" on Friday the 13th.
Pocok, your mind is an incredible thing to be able to withstand Phil's 'kwality kahntent' in order to bring TIHYDPs, but we understand if you wish to spare your brain cells this round.
Senator Painis he is not doing redemption run, in fact, dark souls1 was his only one. He knows he is not gonna do it without stream chat, like he promised there, so he doesnt even try...
@Pocok
That's true: although, even stream chat won't be able to help him in Bloodborne. Especially with the DLC. The only hope Pigroach has is summoning (though he says he won't summon, fat chance), but I have my doubts his fans will be able to help him through anything considering how brutal the game is even with multiple players.
Seriously, can you imagine Phil trying to get through Maria alone? Hell, he'd get his ass handed to him by the Patients in the Clocktower - those guys will destroy you if you try to rush through.
I'll give him the bad audio excuse. Played PUBG since the alpha and that was my main complaint till this day. I play it with HyperX Cloud 2's on PC. H1Z1 I never had issue pinpointing where I was being shot from because of great audio. All his other excuses are stupid though.
I only played 140 hours since it got to 1.0 and although the game is not soo good, i really liked the sound design.
DSP's problem is that he confuses the impact sound with the initial firing sound.
Pocok I think the game is great. I have a very powerful PC that runs it no problem. I just always hated the audio. I could never tell where someone fired from. Sounded like they were in front me, but instead they would actually be behind me lol
Ik this vid is old but i saw someones username was "philishusbando" please tell me it was a troll, theres no way anyone on this earth finds this man attractive (other than his poor wife, still dont know how that worked out)
Troll
Literally crying with laughter over that whole intro.
IMPAHSIBLE TO SNIPE AHN KAHNSOLE
Nice editing lol. Keepem coming please
The baby crying noises nonstop were obnoxious tho
yea i know. Thats why i put under a prerecorded soundclip with an actual baby crying.
22:05 onwards might be the most obnoxious and hideously cringy thing I have ever seen a grown man do. Jesus Christ.
Are you sure?
What about 1:45:37 in part1 video?
I mean it's so hard to measure DSP's horrific behaviour on a scale, he just kind of stays at the bad end of it constantly. I'm sure there's more in part three hahaha
I'm not any better at pubg, but damn I've never got ran over as many times as Phil has.
1:06:00 "i'm a changed turd now. I'm polished now. I don't stink"
What godforsaken reason would a game dev have for putting a 300 ms delay on the player on top of the delay that already exists?
I still cant believe this man won a gamd without firing a single shot
The game was brand new on console, no one really know how to handle blue walls... HE GOT EXTREMELY LUCKY.
34:38 yo I fucking lost it.
He has the hand-eye coordination and reflexes of a dead deer.
Also, I’m pretty sure he cannot walk and breathe at the same time.
Wonderful how quickly he went from vehicles ruin the game and are for scrubs, to relying on vehicles, to saying the games been ruined because vehicles aren't OP anymore.
He played 350+ total games and every single one he has an excuse of why he died and 99% it’s bugged or laggy , god I hate DSP , please pay pigs stop donating to this horrible ”gamer”, he’s like if you handed the controller to your father
I really can't stand DSP, I don't even need to say why. My god I can't get enough of these videos.