DSP has driven into building and blamed low frame rate, as if he couldn't see the building had moved into his path because of the frame rate. Also by low frame rate, he means 15 to 20 FPS. He needs at least 30 FPS to react to buildings and other inanimate objects.
@@BrettonFergusonNah, if isn't 60 it's unplayable according to him. You should watch his god-awful playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom. He blamed getting hit by enemies on the framerate cause "the animation was off".
That’s in the “DSP moments” Hall of Fame. It’s there with moments such as wanting to bring a shotgun to fight a Sniper in Metal Gear Solid 3 and many more.
"I still died?! What the fuck?" I love how Phil doesn't understand that standing about in the open in the middle of a bunch of dudes with guns isn't the best idea.
He drives right into something that you can see from hundreds of feet away but he acts surprised. He's gotta be getting drunk during all of the GTA playthroughs.
Another big difference between Jimmy and Phil is that Jimmy actually grows as a person between when the story starts and when it ends. DSP, well, he does the opposite. Each year, he progressively gets worse and worse.
I love how much Phil stands out in the open, gets shot in a gauntlet of gunfire, and gets surprised when he dies. It's Shakespearien how bad he is at video games
Game: "Buy a Pump Shotgun and a flashlight mod." Phil: 1 grenade, Super Light Armor, 240 Pistol Rounds, Pistol Army Tint. Phil had to buy a gun and give it a single mod. ONE FUCKING GUN, ONE FUCKING MOD. The game even told him to his face what he was supposed to buy. A 7-year-old would probably have a longer attention span than he has.
Never before has DSP made me laugh so hard at his stupidity and piss me off at the time, especially with that segment near the end with the truck. Great work on this TIHYDP! The KOGaming segment was genius, btw.
True Phil fails at stuff in this game so much that you have to try to fail those easy jobs he had. Like driving an ATV into a cargo plane. He had one easy task HOW COULD ANYONE F**K THAT UP?! Might as well have the game over screen say "You died again dumba*s!"
Sweet dude, good work on this one. You've relieved me of my version lol. And now, there has been a TIHYDP for every GTA game he's played. Honestly, I'd love to see someone marathon them all, that would be so crazy and hilarious. EDIT: LOVE THE TV SEGMENT.
+The 0utsyder My playlist has every TIHYDP of every GTA game (minus the one on Vice City since it's been taken down) in their chronological date of release plus Red Dead Redemption, Max Payne 3 and Bully Scholarship Edition in that order.
And now VC's got a new version! Also, 0utsyder, were you going to do one before the two TIHYDPs on the playthroughs released like what you did with the fourth game?
Good video. A couple things I like. Whenever he talks about masturbation, show a clip of him from when he whacked it on camera. Second when he says things like "Nothing Hit me", "I didn't hit anything", "I shot him 100 times", or similar stupid things he often says. Show a slow motion replay of the incident showing what hit him, showing what he hit, showing him miss the shots, or whatever. The slow motion replays are the funniest, in my opinion.
+Angrymonkey As much as he fails constantly, and annoyingly so, he was being sarcastic there as a way of awkwardly embracing recent criticism he received.
2:49:29 "Cus they made it super realistic with the physics so it's like you have to learn how to drive a big rig to even do this." ...Or anyone who has common sense and played any game where you have to reverse with cargo.
In the beginning when his screen went all green, nobody was fucking freaking out except him. He is blown away by the simplest things. A game crashes, he stares at it for like two minutes laughing and exclaiming about it. He's literally the most intolerable person I think I've ever known of.
1:38:42 DSP, haven't you learned the concept of blast radius? how explosions work? goddamn, that was hilarious. He runs facefirst into the vehicle and destroys it with the greande launcher, blowing himself up in the process. And then blaming the game. Classic DSP right here, dood.
I never understood why he had to make a video of an elaborate process of unclogging a toilet. I just grab my plunger, one push and it's clear again. It's not that big of a deal...
I love how the lady at the clothes store talking about the world moving on from the older generations hit close to home for Phil. He took that so personally 🤣
Finally watched all of this and I was cracking up at around the 2:45:00 mark when he couldn't maneuver the truck at all. You can tell from that point on he was just rushing though the rest of the game to move onto the next game for VIEWS. Pathetic.
Haneef Sylla He's talking about playing GTA5 without any prior knowledge of the game. Cold turkey means you've been doing something, then you stop suddenly. If you could paste this to DSP too, it would be helpful.
I had to give this a watch again and I just can't get over his comprehension of classic rock. It's almost as if he thinks the entire library of the genre consists of bands similar to AC/DC. He made dumb gestures about the genre in previous GTA playthroughs as well. I don't know why that annoys me so much but it does.
The windmill blade hitting you is random? It's on a fucking uniform cycle, going the same way round at the same speed. You can see it. You can judge it. How the fuck is that random. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT RANDOM.
*DSP starts a rampage and dies multiple times somehow not realizing he has other weapons as well and continues blaming the game for his obvious mistakes as always*
Great use of bits so far with the Kogaming on the TV and such. Wonder how much dsp paid for the fancy toilet plungin thing. I was going to bed until some knucklehead tweeted your video. Good stuff.
Holy shit I didn't know someone made a tihydp of this in 3rd person. I seen a GTA 5 first person tihydp but ehh.. Anyways, thanks you beautiful feline 🙌🏾
1:53:00 "Who needs a weapon when Phil is driving?" And then Phil proceeds to flip the van twice in an attempt to drive it normally. 1:54:40 "Nicely done" And then Phil tumbles down a fucking cliff. 2:02:40 The entire section with Phil in a blimp may be the funniest thing I've ever seen.
The part when he gets the truck stuck is actually amazing. All he had to do was back the truck in a straight fucking line down the road and he would have been able to turn. He is actually genuinely dense.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OH MY GOD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OH MY GOOOOOOOOD OOOOOHHH HOOO HOOO HOOOOOO NOOOOOO
35:34 I just...what? How do you fuck that up? I'm surprised one of DSP's Patreon goals isn't corrective laser eye surgery for his blind ass, because there's no other way you can fail that "mission". Great video, by the way. Been waiting for this one. His GTA fails are spectacular next to all of the other TIHYDP montages.
I think the perfect game for Phil is one that just plays itself. I guess that would be more like a movie. Or, a game with a start menu, intro cinematic, and then credits. If you have to do anything manually or put in any critical thought, then that's just shit programming.
The helicopter and RPG mission was bloody painful. He just couldn't get the very simple concept through his thick skull. "One of the best gamers in the country", everybody 🤣
*Flies into wind turbine. Gets hit by a blade.* "Oh come on, completely random. Nothing I can do." I think he's just pretending to be this bad for money.
Honestly, you'd think he would be trolling, but he's been this way for, like, over 10 years. Some time in his SF career he started. Hard to keep this up, especially live, for 10 years.
"i looked at the stream chat my fatal mistake" its sad that this man that has a business degree (somehow/ probably from a cereal box) needs kids to always tell him things about games
I have to question what it is with Phil and sadism. The guy always seems super animated whenever someone's getting hurt or killed - like he's getting off on it. It's quite unnerving, tbh.
I wonder when Phil's game is gonna release. Seeing as how he shits all over so many extremely successful developers. He must have something AMAZING he's been working on in secret.
It's funny because games are made for everyone to enjoy, but I think Phil is definitely the exception to this, yet he's the one with a gaming channel but fails at everything in every game and I'm sure some people who never play games can do better than him.
Watching him drive is so incredibly painful... it's like he doesn't understand that the joystick has an entire range of motion between max left/right. I don't think he ever actually drives straight, just swerves constantly trying to over-correct himself.
i dont know how to drive a truck, i dont drive big rig trucks. i cant successfully do this. we've seen him drive coups and sedans and everything else in the game and can believe he is utterly incapable of driving any motorized vehicle. he's legitimately the reason why modern games have started putting in "story mode" then easy>Normal> Hard etc.
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DSP the type of dude to honk at a building and wait for it to get out of the way...
Blissful Insomniac not before he complains about the bugged building mechanics.
DSP has driven into building and blamed low frame rate, as if he couldn't see the building had moved into his path because of the frame rate. Also by low frame rate, he means 15 to 20 FPS. He needs at least 30 FPS to react to buildings and other inanimate objects.
@@BrettonFergusonNah, if isn't 60 it's unplayable according to him. You should watch his god-awful playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom. He blamed getting hit by enemies on the framerate cause "the animation was off".
"How about porn? Thats better than TV" The self fulfilling prophecy,
@Quiet Wolf Gaming Funniest moment in Twitch history
@Quiet Wolf Gaming Nonsense. I was just playing with my Wiimote. It's online tactics!
Romance girl
@Quiet Wolf Gaming that’s not what irony is, I don’t understand why so many people misuse the word irony, it’s not that hard.
@@TheRealTact no one cares gbye
Failing when told to buy a shotgun with the flashlight attachment is true classic DSP. Just when you think he can't get any dumber.
He bought a pistol to customize instead of a pump shotgun and countless mods for it.
Still smarter then you will ever be , chump
@@drippyog3935 It’s so funny when Phil failed the shopping mission by buying a pistol.
That’s in the “DSP moments” Hall of Fame. It’s there with moments such as wanting to bring a shotgun to fight a Sniper in Metal Gear Solid 3 and many more.
I love how this business major is totally mystified by "buy low sell high."
He couldn't hear the teacher he was snorting and burping too loud
"I still died?! What the fuck?"
I love how Phil doesn't understand that standing about in the open in the middle of a bunch of dudes with guns isn't the best idea.
He drives right into something that you can see from hundreds of feet away but he acts surprised. He's gotta be getting drunk during all of the GTA playthroughs.
DSP is Jimmy if he had more ambition.
More like if jimmy had LESS lmao
@@STLCODPS3123 well at least dsp has a job, jimmy literally just wanks off and plays the game while doing drugs.
@@TheRealTact "Job" what Phil does isn't a job, he puts in minimal effort. Some streamers have jobs streaming Phil just streams.
@@nfamus540 streaming is a job I mean if you make good money and work off of it then it’s technically a job.
Another big difference between Jimmy and Phil is that Jimmy actually grows as a person between when the story starts and when it ends. DSP, well, he does the opposite. Each year, he progressively gets worse and worse.
The King of the Backwards Laugh.
1:56:59
1:09:42
DSPs autopsy
I love how much Phil stands out in the open, gets shot in a gauntlet of gunfire, and gets surprised when he dies. It's Shakespearien how bad he is at video games
DSP could crash one of those self-driving cars
PHIL CAME OUT OF CONNECTICUT??? Guys…on behalf of my state…im so sorry
Game: "Buy a Pump Shotgun and a flashlight mod."
Phil: 1 grenade, Super Light Armor, 240 Pistol Rounds, Pistol Army Tint.
Phil had to buy a gun and give it a single mod. ONE FUCKING GUN, ONE FUCKING MOD. The game even told him to his face what he was supposed to buy. A 7-year-old would probably have a longer attention span than he has.
Zoophile
'I am going to play this as a cold turkey'
-DSP, 2015
As a truck driver, I find his truck driving to be incredibly painful to watch.
wiadomo,polsko
Never before has DSP made me laugh so hard at his stupidity and piss me off at the time, especially with that segment near the end with the truck. Great work on this TIHYDP! The KOGaming segment was genius, btw.
+PricelessDamnationV2 Thanks.
And yea, thats his superpower. He has that effect on peepul.
True Phil fails at stuff in this game so much that you have to try to fail those easy jobs he had. Like driving an ATV into a cargo plane. He had one easy task HOW COULD ANYONE F**K THAT UP?! Might as well have the game over screen say "You died again dumba*s!"
+Ironkevman 151 He fails so hard he manages to get wanted in a cutscene
+SavAndQuit Wow. and he gets paid for playing games this bad. I don't know how that's even possible.
+Pocok lol "peepul"
That made me laugh too much
Sweet dude, good work on this one. You've relieved me of my version lol. And now, there has been a TIHYDP for every GTA game he's played. Honestly, I'd love to see someone marathon them all, that would be so crazy and hilarious.
EDIT: LOVE THE TV SEGMENT.
+The 0utsyder My playlist has every TIHYDP of every GTA game (minus the one on Vice City since it's been taken down) in their chronological date of release plus Red Dead Redemption, Max Payne 3 and Bully Scholarship Edition in that order.
And now VC's got a new version!
Also, 0utsyder, were you going to do one before the two TIHYDPs on the playthroughs released like what you did with the fourth game?
Good video. A couple things I like. Whenever he talks about masturbation, show a clip of him from when he whacked it on camera. Second when he says things like "Nothing Hit me", "I didn't hit anything", "I shot him 100 times", or similar stupid things he often says. Show a slow motion replay of the incident showing what hit him, showing what he hit, showing him miss the shots, or whatever. The slow motion replays are the funniest, in my opinion.
Even the first two and the GBA games
33:12 Irony?
"He sits around playing video games all day. Nothing like me." Pause.
"Shit!"
+Angrymonkey As much as he fails constantly, and annoyingly so, he was being sarcastic there as a way of awkwardly embracing recent criticism he received.
That’s not irony, that’s hypocrisy.
52:10 "Outstanding, Private Pyle, looks like we've finally found something that you can do well."
Sometimes i watch dsp videos and it sounds like someone is playing a dsp soundboard over gameplay of any game
2:49:29 "Cus they made it super realistic with the physics so it's like you have to learn how to drive a big rig to even do this."
...Or anyone who has common sense and played any game where you have to reverse with cargo.
In the beginning when his screen went all green, nobody was fucking freaking out except him. He is blown away by the simplest things. A game crashes, he stares at it for like two minutes laughing and exclaiming about it. He's literally the most intolerable person I think I've ever known of.
Thats because he is sooo boring, if a glitch or bug happens, thats the highlight of the video.
"Stevie Nicks isn't rock music"
Musical career
Genres Rock
"alright, okayyy
ah, alright okay
alright okayyyy"
If you thought his attempt at that street race was bad, you should have seen him do that same race.. in first person. Oh the humanity.
23:50 HE’S BLACK!!!!!!! *Proceeds to do his annoying seal laugh*
Jesus Christ, DSP has stream chat mods
It's hard to imagine occupying a position that low on the evolutionary scale
43:00 "I didn't cook for myself because I'm just one person. Cooking is a waste of time."
Where the FUCK does he come up with this stuff?
"you are getting too close the janitor" DSP translation "Knock out the janitor"
I want to see a dev give DSP a restraining order making it illegal to purchase their games.
1:38:42
DSP, haven't you learned the concept of blast radius? how explosions work? goddamn, that was hilarious.
He runs facefirst into the vehicle and destroys it with the greande launcher, blowing himself up in the process.
And then blaming the game. Classic DSP right here, dood.
bugged explosion mechanics dood, nothing he could do dood
I never understood why he had to make a video of an elaborate process of unclogging a toilet. I just grab my plunger, one push and it's clear again. It's not that big of a deal...
He is an excessive spender and fell for the markteing scheme. He is an idiot.
He’s so unaccomplished that something as mundane as unclogging a toilet feels like and accomplishment to him
@@PocokPresents I laughed when Phil failed the first mission...
I love how the lady at the clothes store talking about the world moving on from the older generations hit close to home for Phil. He took that so personally 🤣
Finally watched all of this and I was cracking up at around the 2:45:00 mark when he couldn't maneuver the truck at all. You can tell from that point on he was just rushing though the rest of the game to move onto the next game for VIEWS. Pathetic.
Lmfao @ the clip where DSP tells his fans to either ignore comments telling him to get a part-time job or FLAG THEM.
Flag them for WHAT, Phil?
The truck driving is... interesting.
Nice editing man, the counter & also the extra scenes were a good touch. Keep it up.
_Also that "job" edit was priceless_
1:23 - I uh definitely am playing this cold turkey.LOL dat amazing vocabulary.
?
Haneef Sylla He's talking about playing GTA5 without any prior knowledge of the game. Cold turkey means you've been doing something, then you stop suddenly. If you could paste this to DSP too, it would be helpful.
Jack Davis Oh lol ok.
I love how dumb he says when he says "Taking massive damage."
I had to give this a watch again and I just can't get over his comprehension of classic rock. It's almost as if he thinks the entire library of the genre consists of bands similar to AC/DC. He made dumb gestures about the genre in previous GTA playthroughs as well. I don't know why that annoys me so much but it does.
Its prolly cuz he literally doesnt know anything besides ac dc lol mf said queen was trash smh btw im sorry i know im extremely late lmfao
I bet Phil says "You too" when the waiter says "Enjoy your meal".
The best part of DSP being so bad is I get to see things I normally wouldn't see. Like the getting bone sawed or the " Ahh! Its a black guy! "
Also. I swear to god, he finds the weirdest of bugs.
DSP is the only person to ever lose the street race in GTA 5.
i wonder why?
1:36:40
phil jesus christ how did you even manage that
Phil is a special kind, his IQ number contains only 1 digit.
So 0?
The windmill blade hitting you is random? It's on a fucking uniform cycle, going the same way round at the same speed. You can see it. You can judge it. How the fuck is that random. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT RANDOM.
*DSP starts a rampage and dies multiple times somehow not realizing he has other weapons as well and continues blaming the game for his obvious mistakes as always*
Him taking a picture of the ferris wheel when the lights go out is DSP in a nutshell.
Here to watch this before his new run and new TIHYDP cant wait
Its gonna be unwatchable, boring. No music too.
what game is that at 10:05 ?
edit: 29:55 lol
+Almighty “Quality Weirdo Khantent” Tevin The game at 10:05 is State of Decay.
LOL @ him trying to hover the heli over the submarine. "I WENT RIGHT OVER IT AND IT DIDNT WORK"
Great use of bits so far with the Kogaming on the TV and such. Wonder how much dsp paid for the fancy toilet plungin thing. I was going to bed until some knucklehead tweeted your video. Good stuff.
Knowing Phil he probably made hundreds of dollars off that vid
DSP Tries It: Plumbing
Holy shit I didn't know someone made a tihydp of this in 3rd person. I seen a GTA 5 first person tihydp but ehh..
Anyways, thanks you beautiful feline 🙌🏾
1:53:00 "Who needs a weapon when Phil is driving?" And then Phil proceeds to flip the van twice in an attempt to drive it normally.
1:54:40 "Nicely done" And then Phil tumbles down a fucking cliff.
2:02:40 The entire section with Phil in a blimp may be the funniest thing I've ever seen.
1:07:48 That actually looks a lot like his girlfriend.
Only Phil can manage to fail the first mission of the game
The part when he gets the truck stuck is actually amazing. All he had to do was back the truck in a straight fucking line down the road and he would have been able to turn. He is actually genuinely dense.
It was the best part lol.
Watching Phil drive in this game is similar to how I drive. Except I do it on purpose because I love running people over, he's trying to stay on track
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
OH MY GOD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OH MY GOOOOOOOOD OOOOOHHH HOOO HOOO HOOOOOO NOOOOOO
56:39 best laugh
Just by counting his "alright", I drank up my six-pack.
35:34
I just...what? How do you fuck that up? I'm surprised one of DSP's Patreon goals isn't corrective laser eye surgery for his blind ass, because there's no other way you can fail that "mission".
Great video, by the way. Been waiting for this one. His GTA fails are spectacular next to all of the other TIHYDP montages.
I still can't get over that he called Queen music shitty...Oh Phil.
1:29:17 I don't know, I think it's pretty hilarious.
I think the perfect game for Phil is one that just plays itself. I guess that would be more like a movie. Or, a game with a start menu, intro cinematic, and then credits. If you have to do anything manually or put in any critical thought, then that's just shit programming.
Thats why he loves telltale games and walking simulators with no game fail state.
It's true. It's why he loves 'Heavy Rain'.
You are getting shot by the police
Anyone else: shoot back
Phil: 1:20:10
NOOoooOoOooOOOoo
The helicopter and RPG mission was bloody painful. He just couldn't get the very simple concept through his thick skull. "One of the best gamers in the country", everybody 🤣
I hope that Sony Vegas editing screenshot wasn’t what you put your time in.
It was.
Pocok sir you deserve my time....jeez, props.
I'm only 6 min and 47 sec in this, and I can already tell that the counter for "ok" and "alright" is gonna drive me nuts lol
1:44:41 Phil is a terrible driver in every game, but this is so bizarrely hilarious and mesmerizing how someone can be so blind and dumb.
Wait, did Galaxy Brain DSP really say that Minecraft couldn't compete with other titles... That's up there with the worst predictions known to man.
i lost it when he got the semi+drill stuck like austin powers
That part near the end with the drill truck... it kinda reminds me of Peter Griffin trying to get that dead frog out of his window
*Flies into wind turbine. Gets hit by a blade.* "Oh come on, completely random. Nothing I can do."
I think he's just pretending to be this bad for money.
Honestly, you'd think he would be trolling, but he's been this way for, like, over 10 years. Some time in his SF career he started.
Hard to keep this up, especially live, for 10 years.
He's like a wrestling character, without the wrestling.
@@nothingforgrantedPS23 LMAO
I feel really bad for the dude who compiled this. Imagine having to watch This much DSP
Old dsp was bareable, todays are a hundred times worse.
"i looked at the stream chat my fatal mistake" its sad that this man that has a business degree (somehow/ probably from a cereal box) needs kids to always tell him things about games
I have to question what it is with Phil and sadism. The guy always seems super animated whenever someone's getting hurt or killed - like he's getting off on it. It's quite unnerving, tbh.
He's also racist. He laughed at the tennis coach being scared of Franklin cause he was "black."
I can't believe after all this time he finally returns to GTA 5, now we can see him fail more haha
45:47 that pedestrian though lmaooo
I wonder when Phil's game is gonna release. Seeing as how he shits all over so many extremely successful developers. He must have something AMAZING he's been working on in secret.
8:49 Michael was talking about Phil.
LOL
LMFAO. Accurate as fuck
His driving never ceases to amaze me, how is it possible to be that bad?
Bugged driving mechanics. Come on!
Doesn't understand momentum, simple physics and driving on the right side of the road.
phils entire life is just one massive L
Phil: IS FUCKING COP COMING ARE YOU SERIOUSLY?!
58:18 how do you miss that shot?
Phil: HA! HA HA! AH! CAN'T MOVE Fuck this!
“IT GLITCHED, THE CABLE GLITCHED DID YOU SEE IT”?
Phil: You do have Shot! OH MY GOD!!! HATE A SHOT HE DIDN'T TAKE IT oh my fucking god.
It's funny because games are made for everyone to enjoy, but I think Phil is definitely the exception to this, yet he's the one with a gaming channel but fails at everything in every game and I'm sure some people who never play games can do better than him.
1:02:22 what game is this? It looks like Heatseaker
I think the first HAWK game. Maybe.
Phil: No No First! Chase No!
Phil: THERE'S NO FUCKING COP HEAR ALL!!! I SAW ONE SAW ME.
Watching him drive is so incredibly painful... it's like he doesn't understand that the joystick has an entire range of motion between max left/right. I don't think he ever actually drives straight, just swerves constantly trying to over-correct himself.
i dont know how to drive a truck, i dont drive big rig trucks. i cant successfully do this. we've seen him drive coups and sedans and everything else in the game and can believe he is utterly incapable of driving any motorized vehicle.
he's legitimately the reason why modern games have started putting in "story mode" then easy>Normal> Hard etc.
how is Phil this bad a driver, it's not a hard thing to do
Hahahaha this video has me in tears man this is some funny crap!
Im happy you enjoyed it!
Fucking finally someone uploads a TIHYDP of Phil's story playthrough of GTA V.
Thank you sir.
+Varis Thunderheart You welcome you fukin sociopath!
1:42:07 WHEEEEEEEEEEERE IS THE SNIPER! *looks for snipers at ground level* 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️
Phil: What Happened? Ohy my god what? What?! He blew up he blew up! fuck.
Phil: Watch this!!! Offroading.