Film Theory: How DRUNK is Tyrion Lannister? (Game Of Thrones)

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    In a world full of dragons, giants, and magic is the most unbelievable thing that Tyrion Lannister is still alive? I mean this guy drinks like a fish - by all accounts shouldn't his drinking have killed him by now? Today we're answering Game of Thrones' biggest mystery - just how drunk is Tyrion Lannister?
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  • @thecriticalknight8646
    @thecriticalknight8646 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2686

    Why not do a film theory on LazyTown. i know it's weird

    • @spilledcereals2585
      @spilledcereals2585 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      The Critical Knight yay a lazy town theory like on the fact that Robbie the ''laziest person in lazy town'' is the most active guy in lazy town

    • @Evan-bk5gv
      @Evan-bk5gv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      There is a theory that Robbie Rotten was actually a hero but then became lazy.

    • @thecriticalknight8646
      @thecriticalknight8646 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I might be, I might not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @FilmTheory
      @FilmTheory  7 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      I've been thinking about it...actually....

    • @thecriticalknight8646
      @thecriticalknight8646 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was very unexpected. :O

  • @Cheerybelle
    @Cheerybelle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4651

    Maybe the Lannisters' blood *is* alcohol.

  • @shortpettite
    @shortpettite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    But MatPat Cersei is also taller than Tyrion. She has to be least what 5ft 8 wouldn't that make a difference too other than just being a woman

    • @shortpettite
      @shortpettite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What I am saying is average weight would also be different for her height too. I'm 4ft 11 so my average would be between 98-115

    • @shortpettite
      @shortpettite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just saying he said Tyrion wins for drinking most but she wins for best drinker. Mainly because she handles it better but could it be she handles it better because she is taller and has a bit more weight on her? It is entirely possible both drink just as much as the other?

    • @nerdlingeeksly5192
      @nerdlingeeksly5192 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicole Joyner but shes not the one defending the kingdom like matpat said muscle helps delude the alcohol bigger muscles means its harder for more alcohol to make it through your system at once

    • @IBBMS
      @IBBMS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyrion is not the one defending the kingdom either. The battle at blackwater was his first and only battle. He's more of a scholar, not a warrior. Also, while muscles mean it is hard for alcohol to make it through the system when you have a height difference of one foot (Tyrion is 4'5, Cersei is 5'5), and with it weight difference, that's going to more than make up for any minute gender difference.

    • @nerdlingeeksly5192
      @nerdlingeeksly5192 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Storm Bey i never got to watch the show all that much and i wasn't going mainly off genders either i do understand the hight difference but he does get into more strenuous activities then just fighting in battles from what i hear and if your blood to muscle ratio is high enough you can filter out more alcohol then a normal person although its very unlikely its still possible i was just trying to put more sence into it was all

  • @chibicthulhu4382
    @chibicthulhu4382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Every breath you draw in my presence annoys me.”
    Say what you will about Cersi but that line is gold

  • @LuckyBeerCamper
    @LuckyBeerCamper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So I know I'm 5 years late to this video, but I love that the website is still active. I hope that lives on forever.

  • @communistwaffle6517
    @communistwaffle6517 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the abbreviation of Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) is the first 3 letters a drunk person would respond when asked to recite the alphabet

  • @EpicNateWarriorV2
    @EpicNateWarriorV2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I swear Tyrion is destroying is freaking liver

  • @Connorjcarn
    @Connorjcarn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Try to do a theory on inception 😈

    • @sam_ze_wolf
      @sam_ze_wolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ha ha ha the torcher i can't stop lathing

  • @onepirateforpeace
    @onepirateforpeace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Question did you include Tyrions height and weight when you made the comparison to Cercie for being the best drinker?

    • @Pyrochazm
      @Pyrochazm 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The weight is probably similar. I bet she weighs about 120.

  • @crazydiamond5887
    @crazydiamond5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i like how he (matpat) strategically places game of throne ads in the beginning of every G o T theory video
    oh...just my videos........ok

  • @mentalpopcorn2304
    @mentalpopcorn2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    thought I saw every film/game theory video but guess I missed this one a couple of years ago.

  • @josuetorres5692
    @josuetorres5692 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Who’s watching this in 2024?

  • @YSL8704
    @YSL8704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm making a petition to make matpat bring back the film theory intro who wants to sign it and by sign it i mean reply "i do".

  • @KytexEdits
    @KytexEdits ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video does not feel nearly 7 years old...

  • @Xion_Toshiro
    @Xion_Toshiro ปีที่แล้ว

    I recommend the VR Game
    Drunken Bar Fight

  • @badbeardbill9956
    @badbeardbill9956 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Yeah, but magic exists in this universe.

    • @morgan8154
      @morgan8154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah, we have dippin' dots

    • @luisalejandrolopezbuendia9686
      @luisalejandrolopezbuendia9686 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bad Beard Bill i'm pretty sure they have the same book were the clans in Naruto and the Targaryens found the magic power that allows them to inbreed without their children dying due yo the genetic mistakes in their DNA

  • @emlynselene1096
    @emlynselene1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:51
    Fun fact, Dean Martin actually wasn't a drunk, and faked it for the comedy. He did obviously drink though. I was researching him after surprisingly learning I liked his music, and I remember seeing that somewhere.

  • @trentonebel9088
    @trentonebel9088 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think, with all due respect to Tyrion, it’s only fair to mention that Sandor Clegane, the first of his name, the King Fucker, The Chicken Eater, and The Slayer of The King’s Men earned his last title having chugged a pint 🍺 of ale. Maybe two. Of course, The Hound is much larger than Tyrion, but still...Tyrion never slayed the King’s Men while drunk.

  • @Ibbelino
    @Ibbelino 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching this exactly 8 minutes before the first episode of season 8 gets released. Just one more little detail before going into the new season...

  • @jeffreyklaumenzer7950
    @jeffreyklaumenzer7950 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe they could be drinking hyppocras a type of spiced wine

  • @narutologan1
    @narutologan1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    you said i did good in shuffle board... even though you say that to most people and not directly to me. thank you

  • @chriskatz2355
    @chriskatz2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's how strong I make my wine....22% it's really the max unless you have a special make

  • @winking2raven221
    @winking2raven221 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    BUT BUT BUT!!!! Combined with your other GoT video about everything is BIGGER, it might could work, right? :D

  • @pineycolada3075
    @pineycolada3075 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Drunk 8 liters of beer once. Blacked out, Tyrean should too before getting that high of blood levels

  • @Loony4Luna42
    @Loony4Luna42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You didn’t account for the difference in weight between Cersei and Tyrion. Tyrion weighs significantly less than Cersei

  • @smite_noone4770
    @smite_noone4770 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    NOT FILM THEORY WHEN WE TALK AND THEORY ABOUT TV SHOWS!!!!!!! XD

  • @strao5593
    @strao5593 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    100 lbs is 45kg not 35kg :/

  • @dewey40000
    @dewey40000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    his sentence "when you drink you have to keep drinking" its because when you are a real alcooholic you cant stop drinking cause literaly you can die for real just because you didnt drink anything in 1 day or 2 so thats why he cant realy rethink it

  • @TallyGenie
    @TallyGenie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This could of been a “The Science!” Vid

  • @DankTaco707
    @DankTaco707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I'm trying to watch the video but...
    TheLegend27 keeps kicking my ass

    • @arnav7493
      @arnav7493 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tacolord TheLegend27?

    • @ketzgaming5124
      @ketzgaming5124 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard that the legend27 was born in fire

    • @cea2995
      @cea2995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard that the legend27 was the first player ever

    • @rabbitgaming4659
      @rabbitgaming4659 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ive heard too many Legend27 jokes

    • @FulgurHalcyon
      @FulgurHalcyon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      NinjaRaylue Kitsuken harambe?

  • @Grubelg
    @Grubelg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4167

    wrong question. the right one is "what is the blood level in tyrion's alcohol"

    • @pawankamran3803
      @pawankamran3803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      prizvolix Correct. Just as Brendon Urie keeps telling us that he's not as think as we drunk he is.

    • @thestrangefishlikeentity9967
      @thestrangefishlikeentity9967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Pawan Kamran
      Well, he makes those high heels work!

    • @pawankamran3803
      @pawankamran3803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Princess TNT True that!

    • @AlexTyrant
      @AlexTyrant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Genius

    • @beccas5201
      @beccas5201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      prizvolix Tyrion's blood is alcohol.

  • @jk.smalls
    @jk.smalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    Re theory: he often drinks weak wine to seem drunk but remain mentally accute people will then underestimate him and speak freely letting him outsmart them, the wedding scene was an anomaly because he was upset about being used as a punishment for Sansa

    • @NeattheGreat
      @NeattheGreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That's what it says in the books.

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He’s also very experienced at drinking. The more experienced at drinking you are the more functional you can be drunk

    • @sinkaido
      @sinkaido หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What abt when he shares drinks with others or is provided drinks?

  • @d.j.rproductions
    @d.j.rproductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    you should do "how drunk is captain jack sparrow"

    • @madagotthejail420
      @madagotthejail420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      D.J.R Productions
      He’s not that’s his charm

    • @kenjiotake
      @kenjiotake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@madagotthejail420 Now imagine if he WAS drunk.

    • @pissedoffturtle7333
      @pissedoffturtle7333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@kenjiotake I mean, we've seen what he can do without even a single drop of rum. It's a scary thought.

    • @chrisbolland5634
      @chrisbolland5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What about how GAY is he?

    • @Black.Rose743
      @Black.Rose743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be amazing

  • @CdrChaos
    @CdrChaos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2107

    New Theory use; is Cersei ever actually completely sober?

    • @CarInMyAss
      @CarInMyAss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I'm not so no way she is

    • @michaelgoldsmith9359
      @michaelgoldsmith9359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When she’s pregnant

    • @rainojc
      @rainojc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@michaelgoldsmith9359 Nope she still drinks

    • @crazyjay6331
      @crazyjay6331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@michaelgoldsmith9359 pretty sure she aint pregnant, she is faking it

    • @thelivingcactus9348
      @thelivingcactus9348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Kyle Cersei drinking during her pregnancy with Joffery would probably explain his personality.

  • @FilmTheory
    @FilmTheory  7 ปีที่แล้ว +13813

    Tyrion is TheLegend27

    • @bluebuzzgamesgamer5968
      @bluebuzzgamesgamer5968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      hi

    • @mattw6916
      @mattw6916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      do you mean Tyrion the reindhardt?

    • @andrewg1gabyte523
      @andrewg1gabyte523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The Film Theorists :0 #exposed

    • @themichael8116
      @themichael8116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Film Theorists How's your day goin?

    • @onnopleaseno649
      @onnopleaseno649 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Film Theorists O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (troll 2 reference)OOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @axelelmfeldt6085
    @axelelmfeldt6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    You should do: How drunk were D&D during the writing of the last 3 seasons.

    • @vcetutorialshub8599
      @vcetutorialshub8599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      underrated comment

    • @quantumvideoscz2052
      @quantumvideoscz2052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Unfortunately, I believe they were quite sober.

    • @leeroberts4850
      @leeroberts4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@quantumvideoscz2052
      a drunk walrus could have written better content

    • @quantumvideoscz2052
      @quantumvideoscz2052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@leeroberts4850 That makes the fact they were sober all the worse.

    • @leeroberts4850
      @leeroberts4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quantumvideoscz2052 no one is saying they are capable of of creating art

  • @psyched.shelby5391
    @psyched.shelby5391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Tyrion, your home, go drunk.

    • @connorshea9085
      @connorshea9085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hugh Janus That's what he does whether he's home or not

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hugh Janus a drunk imp's gotta do what a drunk imp's gotta do

    • @LeonidasBr
      @LeonidasBr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you're

    • @dracule2882
      @dracule2882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This was so funny juice came out my nose

    • @juliendacoolien3454
      @juliendacoolien3454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hugh Mungus what?

  • @AkliSa
    @AkliSa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    next episode
    how high is Rick from Rick and Morty

    • @user-dq7fl3xk3t
      @user-dq7fl3xk3t 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Akli Sadoun lol

    • @Jacob_G9
      @Jacob_G9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG YAS!

    • @padilla11230
      @padilla11230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes yes

    • @BDL3035
      @BDL3035 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      An even better question: How strong is Rick's liver from Rick and Morty?

    • @balls261
      @balls261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He would be drunk, not high.

  • @shadowstriker6506
    @shadowstriker6506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    “[Alcohol] tolerance doesn’t determine your B.A.C, it just determines how long you can stay conscious enough to get your B.A.C higher”
    ~Matthew Patric 2016

    • @meepnope4389
      @meepnope4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Shadowstriker ah the wise words of an alcoholic, he would be a great drinker if he were one, lemme tell you, that is ALWAYS the goal

    • @MagnusTonitrum117
      @MagnusTonitrum117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew Patthew

    • @johnermactavish1162
      @johnermactavish1162 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My record is .56
      Have the hospital bill to prove it.

  • @robingoodfellow5092
    @robingoodfellow5092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    Five bucks says that THIS is how George R.R. Martin kills Tyrion... Alcohol poisoning.

    • @hannahkrampitz6856
      @hannahkrampitz6856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Deathless Cat gimme 5 bucks... man didn’t die

    • @josephcoen6185
      @josephcoen6185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yet

    • @caodogao4327
      @caodogao4327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@cerving20 The show did and Martin didn't had any hand on that.
      The books are what they're refering to.

    • @cosmicriptid
      @cosmicriptid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly how it's going that might just be it

    • @rattusreads2531
      @rattusreads2531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or at the most Alcoholic Dementia

  • @khaldixon3553
    @khaldixon3553 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2062

    I wonder how many times Mat messes up and says "its just a game theory" instead of film theory

    • @caspercollins342
      @caspercollins342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kayla Dixon once⚀

    • @giggityking6505
      @giggityking6505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Maybe he should theorize the following theories.
      -How aerodynamic Dumbo's ears are
      -How much BELI is worth in dollars.
      -Is Dead Rising really a fusion between Kids Next Door weapons and Billy and Mandy zombies?
      -Could Tails the Fox really fly?
      -Is Zoro lying about getting lost all the time?
      -Who is Slenderman?
      -Dr WHO PART 3
      -Is Teen Titans GO really a REBOOT to the original Teen Titans?

    • @AeridisArt
      @AeridisArt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1Rossana26km01 c; He could have done it many times and just not put it in the video.

    • @melissal8798
      @melissal8798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He also says the legal blood alcohol level in the US is 0.8 when it's 0.08

    • @huskiy4719
      @huskiy4719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Melissa L He say POINT zero eight thus it looks like this : .08 and this just means 0.08

  • @davidsmithsmith5679
    @davidsmithsmith5679 7 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    magic drinking dwarf is not the weirdest thing in the show

    • @MrMidge2000
      @MrMidge2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are not wrong. Yanno in the books how big Drogon grows? If it is the same in the show that will be the weirdest. Then again Dany is 13-14 so there is that.

    • @spikegilfer1997
      @spikegilfer1997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At this point she's about sixteen, late-fifteen. In the books that is. In the show she's progressing towards her mid-twenties.

    • @ghostlyninja125
      @ghostlyninja125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      tyrion is 80% alcohol, more alcohol than tyrion

  • @relopezgil8
    @relopezgil8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Could you do a film theory on if it could be possible for dragons (flying, fire breathing, giant, reptilian dragons) to exist in the real world?

    • @PrudIsDaWay
      @PrudIsDaWay 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      they do exist we call them ufo's,

    • @Spectrum16
      @Spectrum16 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Relopezgil MeliMig I think alternate history did a vidon that

    • @zebrom7994
      @zebrom7994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only Meek those people are called furfags

    • @PrudIsDaWay
      @PrudIsDaWay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Only Meek I've seen grand dragons before they wear sheets and hang people of color. . It's weird, Underneath those sheets they look just like people ... creepy creepy people.

    • @britishjack9931
      @britishjack9931 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      there's a movie called Rein of fire and in it the dragons have hollow bones like birds and inside their bodies produce two gases that are lighter than air and one is what they breath out and the other they can spit out of a hole on the tip of their tongues and when the gases mix they ignite to breath fire.

  • @justanotherdamnerd4434
    @justanotherdamnerd4434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    So, Tyrion’s basically Rick Sanchez. He drinks, and he knows things.

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Rick Sanchez is an alcoholic First Doctor

    • @amritkar256
      @amritkar256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gud joke

    • @wolfhurricane897
      @wolfhurricane897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyrion is more a midget André Rusemov.

    • @aricahawkins9959
      @aricahawkins9959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rick Sanchez is basically Tyrion Lannister but yes

    • @JingleShoes
      @JingleShoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @TheTheorizer
    @TheTheorizer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    The only question I have is this: Is Tyrion drunk?

    • @BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera
      @BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Theorizer no

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera oh okay

    • @CourageDaDog5
      @CourageDaDog5 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love your vids daddy give me some more

    • @rosielove4045
      @rosielove4045 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Theorizer hey! I saw about 3 of your videos! wow....... OK

    • @CourageDaDog5
      @CourageDaDog5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Frenzied Ferret​ bitch please, I watched all of his videos

  • @DavidbarZeus1
    @DavidbarZeus1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Here's another theory: Tyrion acted as he did at his wedding in order to get away with his threat to Joffrey. In other words, he's not as drunk as he appears to be

    • @orindark
      @orindark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean that was a flat out obvious thing because he threatens him then acts that way because otherwise he'd lose his head. Not to mention Tyrion makes battleplans when drunk and they dont always go so bad...oh wait....riiight the latest season's...miserable plans....Still cersei consoles her child when shes drunk, Tyrion plans on how to rule a country and lead armies when he's drunk

    • @orindark
      @orindark 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks ^-^ i didnt think of that, must be a genius when drunk idiot when sober XD

  • @aldendomino3523
    @aldendomino3523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    Those in the metric system... so... every non-american?

    • @shaydorahl6740
      @shaydorahl6740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aiden Domino Go fuck yourself.

    • @ren2070
      @ren2070 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Darth Shaydo why?

    • @f.g.e.
      @f.g.e. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Darth Shaydo dude literally only 2 countries don't use the metric system

    • @shaydorahl6740
      @shaydorahl6740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      F. G. E. Sci. It's a stupid stereotype, I use the metric system even though I'm American, most of us use both systems.

    • @libbybollinger5901
      @libbybollinger5901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Darth Shaydo most use the imperial system colloquially and the metric scientifically. And, oc, typically if something happens in a foreign country, we'll remember it in metric

  • @purrleterian
    @purrleterian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Go drunk, you are home. Wait...

  • @equalitystateofmind5412
    @equalitystateofmind5412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    GoT is not set on medieval Earth. It's set in an alternate reality where the Age of Knights has lasted thousands of years.

    • @equalitystateofmind5412
      @equalitystateofmind5412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      There's no reason to believe their wine technology would be remotely analogous to ours, since they're a nationalistic, seafaring civilization that has invented high explosives, but not the cannon.

    • @kingj282
      @kingj282 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, I like this channel, but there are huge leaps in logic with every video

    • @sadaleks9725
      @sadaleks9725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      well they are called theories for a reason., and he's using the fact that they used cork screws...

    • @alexanderbloomingdale6677
      @alexanderbloomingdale6677 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What information would he base a theory on then? I understand your point, but with that reasoning then any theory of GoT, or any other alternate reality, wouldn't be based on anything.

    • @theharrisonryan
      @theharrisonryan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fault Official basing a theory on a fantasy world using our worlds history is what makes no sense, if he used it information from Westeros history then it would.

  • @meitsi
    @meitsi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Hey MatPat.
    I'm not sure if you've watched Death Note - an amazing anime, but if you have, could you do a theory about the lifespan numbers?
    They appear to be somewhat mysterious and cannot be converted straight to human-time.

    • @bathoryiguess4507
      @bathoryiguess4507 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tröpö hells yeah!!!

    • @i-am-a-fangirlbe_afraid2187
      @i-am-a-fangirlbe_afraid2187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree with this 1000%

    • @zamen7545
      @zamen7545 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tröpö or what exactly caused the shinigami realm to rotten

    • @nathanprescott529
      @nathanprescott529 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tröpö I agree! Mat you should totally do a theory on Death Note.

    • @yoyoyoaliman
      @yoyoyoaliman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tröpö "...and welcome to Anime Theory!"

  • @justanotherlazytrashpanda
    @justanotherlazytrashpanda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Am I the only one that thinks matpat would be a great teacher?

    • @AeridisArt
      @AeridisArt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chara the Killer He'd probably be a lot like my high school literature teacher who showed us an episode of South Park in order to teach us about hyperbole.

    • @giggityking6505
      @giggityking6505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe he should theorize the following theories.
      -How aerodynamic Dumbo's ears are
      -How much BELI is worth in dollars.
      -Is Dead Rising really a fusion between Kids Next Door weapons and Billy and Mandy zombies?
      -Could Tails the Fox really fly?
      -Is Zoro lying about getting lost all the time?
      -Who is Slenderman?
      -Dr WHO PART 3
      -Is Teen Titans GO really a REBOOT to the original Teen Titans?

    • @subswithoutavideo-bd5yp
      @subswithoutavideo-bd5yp 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      He should be one

    • @christophermoore9647
      @christophermoore9647 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chara the Killer agreed

    • @merilinalu143
      @merilinalu143 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He would make THE best teacher EVER

  • @jessicafoster1196
    @jessicafoster1196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "Every breath you draw in my presence annoys me."
    How much do you need to hate someone to say that.

    • @The-Kelp-conservers
      @The-Kelp-conservers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Umm my math teacher who for redos she made us redo the problem then you had to explain what you did wrong. and as a kid who has ADHD it did not work well

    • @skiffy8121
      @skiffy8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      suprisingly....not as much as youd expect, thats a very speciffic amount, if their breathing is only an annoyance then it really isnt true hatred
      edit:"every breath you take only makes me wish for your death" more would be a lot stronger imo

    • @lambai4114
      @lambai4114 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The-Kelp-conservers my teacher got folded once by a friend dad cause of this

  • @LuckyLamoura
    @LuckyLamoura 7 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    drinking contest between tyrion, archer, and rick

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Those last five minutes are going to trigger all of Buzzfeed.

    • @Zau325
      @Zau325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Neo Machine and femenists since they just knew that women get drunk faster...

    • @borggus3009
      @borggus3009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +rawdeliver *Buzzfeed has a high tolerance to facts
      ftfy

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      QUE THE TRIGGERED GAME OF THRONES FANS AND BUZZFEED.

    • @tomm7833
      @tomm7833 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BrokensoulRider cue

    • @ShaqNasty557
      @ShaqNasty557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neo Machine Buzz feed? I've been living under a rock so I don't know.

  • @supernovachaser
    @supernovachaser 7 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    "For those of you on the metric system" oh you mean the rest of the civilized world?

    • @williamliu5188
      @williamliu5188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol

    • @drerob21
      @drerob21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This supernova guy is serious about the metric system!

    • @th3highwayman
      @th3highwayman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      While I do agree that the metric system is probably better, you sound really elitist. Damn, son.

    • @NobodyDungeons
      @NobodyDungeons 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well I'm a teenage American male who is surrounded by idiots his age all day and personally I think everything would be a hell of a lot better if we all used the metric system instead because then we wouldn't have to deal with this kind of bull shit in the first place

    • @ChaoticFeathers
      @ChaoticFeathers 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who are you, Thomas Corwin Mendenhall?
      (That felt so good to get out.)

  • @adellethompson9615
    @adellethompson9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "How drunk is turion Lancaster?"
    The answer is always: rather less than he plans to be

  • @cadr003
    @cadr003 7 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    I think this can be explained if we instead assume that he ISNT always drinking FORTIFIED wine.

    • @khaisha3183
      @khaisha3183 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lots of conclusion jumping in this one

    • @psyched.shelby5391
      @psyched.shelby5391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm only 9 months old, what is fortified wine?

    • @Nate-do2kf
      @Nate-do2kf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hugh Janus drink and you'll find out
      you know what they say, "start 'em off young"

    • @diggles2142
      @diggles2142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      cadr003 right? Also using the top most possibility with capacity of cup based from a single scene then continues to use that number for every drink and continues to round up? Boo
      Also doesn't suggest that Tyrion could be using hyperbole with people about how much he drinks as I suspect.

    • @xavierreichel8254
      @xavierreichel8254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hugh Janus, oh wait I just noticed your username.....
      Ahem.

  • @jonathandahlberg437
    @jonathandahlberg437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Do a theory on LazyTown. Is Robbie Rotten the true hero? Is Sportacus actually the villain, brainwashing the children of Lazy Town with his healthy food and workouts?

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jonathan Dahlberg He looks like the villain. But he ain't. And they think most their fans are 6> years old. So did they think we would never catch on to the fact that HE was the villain?

    • @captaincapsaicin1319
      @captaincapsaicin1319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Some kids show from several years ago that became a meme.

    • @EmiliLuciaOfficial
      @EmiliLuciaOfficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonathan Dahlberg YESSS

    • @chrisstodart1267
      @chrisstodart1267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DeltaSpartanGaming especially we are number one

    • @Appalachia_haints
      @Appalachia_haints 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why he fears nothing, his master plan has already been carried out.

  • @martinssempa5764
    @martinssempa5764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    I got an ad for beer right before this video

    • @kauswekazilimani3736
      @kauswekazilimani3736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      everybody a pusher...

    • @mandyplodek639
      @mandyplodek639 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was it bud light Budweiser or other

    • @dezza99
      @dezza99 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

    • @Awesomegamer-fx1yo
      @Awesomegamer-fx1yo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @tommyvasec5216
      @tommyvasec5216 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The way you act they know you like beer.

  • @ginnyofnewstone6142
    @ginnyofnewstone6142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I can only imagine Matt Patt drunk lol, hed drunkly be singing broadway showtunes and Disney songs. lol

    • @lixy99
      @lixy99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or crying over fnaf lol

    • @unlinedphoton7965
      @unlinedphoton7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lixy99 matmat and stephanie actualy dont drink they said so in thier hot ones challenge video on food theory

    • @LeoHKepler
      @LeoHKepler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@unlinedphoton7965 that seems about right. I wouldn't have figured he'd drink.

  • @cosanostra4229
    @cosanostra4229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    It's gotta be taken into consideration that podrick, a man 3 times the drawf's size, cannot keep up with his intake.

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True, but alcohol tolerance is a misnomer. The body doesn't process it better, in fact in a lot of "tolerant" people they get drunk faster, bu they become accustomed to the response effect so they don't feel as drunk as they are. That's why BAC is important. Most people don't actually realize how much neurotoxin they downed or how it's affecting them.
      It's actually often a sign of addiction. The body adjusting somewhat to the response and needing more and more to "feel" drunk is no different than any other feeling of addiction that needs bigger and bigger hits for the same response.
      Some instances of ODing happens because if you're not feeling it, you assume you didn't take much, but the laws of physics don't magically change.The amount they took is still in the system.

    • @korl8524
      @korl8524 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shameful from him

  • @anniemz6887
    @anniemz6887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    We all love game of thrones and shit but it's time for a westworld's theory!

    • @excessiveone9952
      @excessiveone9952 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats that?

    • @anniemz6887
      @anniemz6887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      twistednightmare bruh! Seriously?

    • @squid8792
      @squid8792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ana malazonia I think it was a reference.

    • @Zeus-gl2tf
      @Zeus-gl2tf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he'll yea

    • @excessiveone9952
      @excessiveone9952 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I don't watch many tv shows.

  • @TheLordHighNoob
    @TheLordHighNoob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I can't be the only one who really wants a drink right now.

    • @TheLordHighNoob
      @TheLordHighNoob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cause DAMN AM I THIRSTY.

    • @losttheoriginal
      @losttheoriginal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stefan Massyn Dude let's go get wasted. Seriously, I'll buy the first round of drinks.

    • @TheLordHighNoob
      @TheLordHighNoob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alice DeLila Cool, dude. Where do you live? Let's start with Country

    • @losttheoriginal
      @losttheoriginal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm from good ol' united kingdom, you?

    • @TheLordHighNoob
      @TheLordHighNoob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alice DeLila Well, there's a problem. South Africa, me mate. I'll be in the UK in 4 weeks? You in Brighton?

  • @KyleTuyi
    @KyleTuyi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    If Robert was drinking wine 3x as strong, wouldn't that make it around 60% alcohol?

    • @Erowens98
      @Erowens98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Problem is, it wouldn't be considered a wine anymore at that point. It would have to be distilled, which would make it a brandy.
      The strongest a wine can technically be is around 35-40%
      So if anything, that quote means tyrions wine is only around 13%. Not 22%

    • @yagitoshinori9272
      @yagitoshinori9272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His point of reference was modern day wine at about 11%

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good old Robert is a champ

    • @samuelmckillop1676
      @samuelmckillop1676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Erowens98 cersei gave it to him intending for him to die so you never know

    • @Archiebiggs04
      @Archiebiggs04 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yagitoshinori9272 nah that'd be 33%

  • @wtblack5
    @wtblack5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Plot twist, he's drinking nonalcoholic wine and it's all a placebo...

    • @crunchbite005
      @crunchbite005 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      More like he diluted his own wine as to fool everyone into thinking he was drunker than he really was.

  • @nightnim680
    @nightnim680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    last time i was this late
    who is this person again?

    • @armendiiibrahimii4761
      @armendiiibrahimii4761 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clorox-bleach ! I see you everywhere I go on youtube

    • @Marina-ru4sz
      @Marina-ru4sz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clorox-bleach ! WHO ARE YOU!!!!!

    • @xxQuickShotzx2
      @xxQuickShotzx2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thelegend27

    • @Garfield.
      @Garfield. 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found you too much to be true

    • @tavinhead2922
      @tavinhead2922 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Google + shenanigans allow everyone to have the same names

  • @gingerlivesmatter5675
    @gingerlivesmatter5675 7 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Haha I opened up my computer and it said, "1 second ago." That deserves top comment... Right?!

  • @jmace2424
    @jmace2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Tyrion Lanaster: drunk all the time and still wins the Game of Thrones.

  • @peasantlypeasant1986
    @peasantlypeasant1986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Im trying to play game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass

    • @snowblind8572
      @snowblind8572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Peasantly Peasant Yo is it TheLegend27?

    • @leot8803
      @leot8803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Peasantly Peasant Is it the legend27

    • @patricioaroncastrillonross8372
      @patricioaroncastrillonross8372 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peasantly Peasant IMO this is the best comment trend of all time

    • @peasantlypeasant1986
      @peasantlypeasant1986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Snowblind / xIllusionZ yeah the legend 27

    • @lavine8450
      @lavine8450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who is the legend 27?

  • @mitkonikolov1439
    @mitkonikolov1439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Um, excuse me but if we're assuming at 8:36 that he's 100lbs, doesn't that make him ~45,35 kg? Instead of the 35,35kg shown that is. It's a small mistake for US and British citizens but we, the rest, can sure tell the difference.

  • @2da12
    @2da12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Next theory : How BADASS is The Hound

    • @ΒασιλεύςἈλέξιοςΚομνηνὸς
      @ΒασιλεύςἈλέξιοςΚομνηνὸς 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Next theory: How badly does Ygritte want into Jon Snow's pants

    • @r.alford3692
      @r.alford3692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I hear that her favourite weather is 9 inches of snow...

    • @dbleo_
      @dbleo_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next Theory: How stupid is Cersei?

    • @ΒασιλεύςἈλέξιοςΚομνηνὸς
      @ΒασιλεύςἈλέξιοςΚομνηνὸς 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reagon Alford fucking kek'd

    • @Rukdug
      @Rukdug 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If the White Walkers ever make it past the Wall, they will make a goddamn Wight King style General out of his corpse that's how badass he is. Unless of course he's still alive and just hiding out with those monks who claimed to have buried him.

  • @albertgrunnion2228
    @albertgrunnion2228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I did the interactive website thing, and let me tell you that I am probably the lamest person ever, because I had one drink of water, played some shuffleboard, got roasted by MatPat because I sucked at his trivia, and then left.

    • @oleanderkazzy_
      @oleanderkazzy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      >Walks up to bar
      >Orders water
      >Plays shuffleboard
      >Sucks at trivia
      >Gets roasted
      >Leaves

  • @slippyy6742
    @slippyy6742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Tyrion Lannister: I’m a drinker and drinkers must keep drinking.
    MatPat: *hold my non-alcoholic beverage.*

    • @chara_fallen4715
      @chara_fallen4715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Hold my diet coke.*

    • @Vathmiel
      @Vathmiel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chara_fallen4715 "Mick Jagger would go like this: 'Diet Coke!' And one would appear in his hand!"
      "If all of us could go, 'Diet Coke!' and one would appear in our hand, we’d do it all day long. Even if you don’t like Diet Coke, you’d just summon ’em so you could chuck ’em at oncoming cars." -John Mulaney

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    How drunk are you Tyrion?
    Tyrion: yes

  • @jesternario
    @jesternario 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Let's face it, the only person that could potentially out-drink Tyrian would be Tony Stark.

    • @theinvisiblegentleman1142
      @theinvisiblegentleman1142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      jesternario
      Dinklage Vs. Downey, I would pay money to see that!

    • @shlupedalupe2118
      @shlupedalupe2118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jesternario what about Rick Sanchez

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shlupe Dalupe he used to have the strongest working liver, now it has a hole in it.

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shlupe Dalupe he used to have the strongest working liver, now it has a hole in it.

    • @pumbobjay
      @pumbobjay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Jim Lahey.

  • @snootbooper-ey4dp
    @snootbooper-ey4dp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Last night at the bar was quite the trip.... But hey, it was just a simulation, a drinking simulation. Thanks for reading my comment.

    • @lexiroms2163
      @lexiroms2163 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      And welcome to the Amazing after party tournament! this time: drunk target practice with bow and Arrow!

    • @yunis1997
      @yunis1997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BUT IT DOESNT WORK

    • @victoriajohnsen-fredriksen6935
      @victoriajohnsen-fredriksen6935 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ^

    • @baggierflame4216
      @baggierflame4216 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell me how to do it then please i am at the day how old you are

    • @docedcrib9079
      @docedcrib9079 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      baggier flame drummer same

  • @anemptydrawer5927
    @anemptydrawer5927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    you should do how drunk is rick

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      well he has some blood in his alcohol

    • @AngryoldLady
      @AngryoldLady 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      An Empty Drawer 69 likes

    • @gabyvaldes8282
      @gabyvaldes8282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Angry old Lady 1923 nope 187 likes

    • @wolfhurricane897
      @wolfhurricane897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am curious on that too.

    • @sam_ze_wolf
      @sam_ze_wolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he is just 100% alcohol no blood

  • @StephTheory
    @StephTheory 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    the To Do List says make a theory for Gravity Falls! Do a theory for Gravity Falls!

    • @zayne1927
      @zayne1927 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks

    • @meadowgreene
      @meadowgreene 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DougoftheRatMen I know they talking about doing one a while ago, perhaps they're still collecting data. It's a pretty intense show for theories.

    • @StephTheory
      @StephTheory 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      what do you think it will be about?

    • @MrAaaaazzzzz00009999
      @MrAaaaazzzzz00009999 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      But Gravity Falls ended?

    • @rosetaylor9180
      @rosetaylor9180 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      So did breaking bad but there's still an amazing theory video about it. x3

  • @aristoyates8209
    @aristoyates8209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Hey MatPat,
    I was recently watching Polar Express and I felt there might be more to it than initially meets the eye.
    There was this very mysterious character that appeared to be a crazy hobo, but claimed to be “the King of the North Pole”. It was implied that he was some form of ghost or spirit, and he displayed supernatural abilities, such as appearing and disappearing at will. Now I don’t have a strong idea on his role, he allegedly saves The Conductor from falling off the train and he saves the protagonist from the same fate on screen. This indicates to me, that if he is ghost, this might have been how he died. He seemed very much like stowaway when he was first shown, and The Conductor makes a big point of how important the tickets for the train are, and even goes as far as taking one of the kids outside of the train when they lose their ticket!
    There was also some strange scenes and choices in the movie. For one, there was a somewhat disturbing scene with unattended record players that occurs 55 minutes into the movie. There was also a scene where some elves had to make a decision over whether a child was naughty or not, when their computer systems were saying “naughty”, so they phoned up Santa; however, instead of waiting for him to pick up, they decide to “give the kid a break” and mark them as nice, almost as though they believed Santa would have something different to say. Finally, Santa Clause is portrayed rather strangely. Santa Clause seems very condescending or pompous, and is given an almost Satan-like voice that is not very jolly at all.
    As some final notes, the hobo turned to snow when he hit, or was about to hit, the top of a short tunnel, which may be alluding to a different cause of death.
    Happy Holidays!

    • @glgina6
      @glgina6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's some theories on some of this on the "fan theories" subreddit.

    • @glgina6
      @glgina6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One person thinks the hobo is a spirit of winter, which I think is kind of interesting

    • @Shane3253
      @Shane3253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Polar Express has always been a mysterious show that clearly has some deeper meaning behind it. I would love to see Mat Pat do a theory on it.

    • @patersonshaw5460
      @patersonshaw5460 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The title could be "Who is the Homeless Man in Polar Express?" I would say he is by far the most interesting character in this movie.
      I found the movie deceptively simple, and it leaves me questioning so many of the decisions. If it was directed by any one of the many other directors, I may have just blown off many of the decisions as poor choices. I really enjoyed the mood generated by the art and the sound throughout, even the brighter colours seemed dark.
      Not a typical Christmas movie, but a classic.

  • @Little_Lotta
    @Little_Lotta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Tyrion, and even Cersei, still have NOTHING on my man Michael Malloy.

  • @trevorpate121
    @trevorpate121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    2:02 He's ROARING drunk.
    Tyrion: "I'M A LANNISTER! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!!

  • @fish2567
    @fish2567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    My grandfather was drunk every day until he died

    • @luke6400
      @luke6400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thatcher Brown Srry to hear that mate

    • @fish2567
      @fish2567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Luke Huang I never met him he died a year before I was born he died of liver sclerosis

    • @thefaceofawsomeness491
      @thefaceofawsomeness491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My great grandfather stayed drunk too, he lived to be 99 though.

    • @weedmastersr
      @weedmastersr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So did mine. He slept most of the day and always had a bottle of wine under his bed. He lived to 90.

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yup yup! mine drank everyday since he was 14!..then died at 41.. life lol

  • @gordon1906
    @gordon1906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    How drunk is Tyrodin? Well it depends on if he is doing placement games.

  • @carsoncasmirri3874
    @carsoncasmirri3874 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In the books it’s described that after killing his father Tyrion drinks himself blind almost every night. It’s also worth pointing out that Tyrion made himself appear more drunk at his wedding because that was the only way he might possibly avoid severe punishment for threatening to geld Joffrey in front of the court.

  • @jontek3267
    @jontek3267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dear MatPat,
    Since you made an episode about the alcohol content of Tyrion Lanister, I am a bit curious if you could make a Film Theory about a certain drink: The Pan Galactic Gargle blaster. This is a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy drink that describes the experience as having your brains smashed through with a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. Is there a synthetic way to experience the taste and effects of the alcoholic beverage without severe or any damage? Of course it possibly has to have some sort of alcohol content, but is there ACTUALLY a way to make one that isn't lethal? I will send an email regarding this, along with posting this on your discussions page, if that is okay. It would be REALLY COOL to try this out.
    Keep on theorizing,
    Jontek

    • @TheDragonQueen-uh4lm
      @TheDragonQueen-uh4lm 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jon Tek that sounds interesting.

    • @jontek3267
      @jontek3267 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks! Just thought it should be addressed. Yes it's in a literary classic, but only appears in one film, I hope
      they try to take a chance on it. There's bound to be a way to make alternate versions of it.

    • @Username456-b4p
      @Username456-b4p 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry for replying 4 years late but I do think you might find this interesting: An alcohol substitute that creates effects similar to real alcohol with smaller health risks is being created right now.
      So it's not much of a stretch something like this could happen in the distant future, I suppose. Especially considering there are a lot of substances that mess with your brain more than alcohol does while not putting you in danger of death (Certain psychedelic plants)

  • @t00thman
    @t00thman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I always got the impression their wine was kinda weak, I think I also remember the wildlings mocking the alcohol content of wine

  • @toasterlord9175
    @toasterlord9175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Doesn't matter how drunk is he,he aint as drunk as me
    ayyy
    ...
    I'm an alcoholic

    • @andieeve
      @andieeve 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toaster Lord so is my mum, haha! Please kill me, haha!

    • @somedragonbastard
      @somedragonbastard 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toaster Lord I am a an alcoholic? Doesn't make much sense.

    • @toasterlord9175
      @toasterlord9175 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fiona McCann Accident

    • @amorembalming
      @amorembalming 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fiona McCann drunk I suppose

    • @toasterlord9175
      @toasterlord9175 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      But no joke,I got so drunk one time I legit didn't know my name,I also passed out and woke up the other morning STILL drunk as hell

  • @mikekortedijk1658
    @mikekortedijk1658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Considering you did an episode on where people would be twice their sizes i thought i’d recalulate this.
    First of all for the messurements, the servings stay the same, at 5 oz per glass of wine,, and Matt’s suggested 22% per servingh. But doubling it since tyrion pours his challice completely to the brim, which sets us up for 10oz per serving.
    Now for Tyrions size, Matt put Tyrion at 100lbs and 4’5 which equals to a bmi of 25.0.
    We’re gonna make that 400lbs at 8’10 since that would also put him at the exact same bmi.
    Now for the conservative amount: 2 hours of drinking 2 servings per half hour would put him at 4 servings of 10 oz which would put him at a total of 40 oz wine at 22%.
    Entering this into a BAC calulator, it came out as 0.135, which is considerably less than Matt’s 0.30.
    The aggressive amount would add up to a serving every 15 minutes for 4 hours long, which would add up to 160 oz of wine at 22%. That would put him at a BAC 0.6.
    Yes i totally did this instead of studying for my maths exam.

  • @PCIntrovert
    @PCIntrovert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Sorry but this is a weak theory, you're basing your results off of a rare example where Tyrion is unhappy that he is being forced to marry Sansa. I highly doubt Tyrion would be filling his glasses to the brim on a day to day basis and that he constantly drinks at a steady pace. It's reasonable to assume that he would have been drinking more wine during an awkward and embarrassing wedding banquet than he does acting as hand of the king or a prisoner.

    • @truints
      @truints 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are right , just from remembering tryrion, who is my favorite character, He never poured more than a seconds worth of wine in a glass before sipping it. He more than likely didn't drink as much as everyone thinks, also if he likes to drink that means he would prefer wine with less alcohol content. How do we know that he was always drinking off the top shelf. He is a mad genius and knows how to budget so I am pretty sure he would buy low to mid grade wine. Which is just as good, especially for a drunk. Film theory is bullshitting trying to get views.

    • @jamoecw
      @jamoecw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      another problem is that he assumes that cersi is drinking the same fortified stuff that tyrion is known for drinking. also at the wedding they would be serving whatever the normal wine is, and thus not the extra strong stuff. all of this taken into account and compared to the fact that the extra strong stuff is 3x the normal stuff and the normal wine is closer to our wine (11%), as strong alcohol is about 30-50% (rum, vodka, even kalua fits in this range at 36%).
      using a cork and letting it breath is stuff we do today, even at the low 11%, 22% is what it was at when it was strong, so 33% being extra fortified would not be too far out there.

    • @boris4755
      @boris4755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PCIntrovert He also fucked up with scaling the weight 100lb is 45 kg not 35

    • @raghuvaroon2021
      @raghuvaroon2021 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boris Kupka

    • @raghuvaroon2021
      @raghuvaroon2021 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boris Kupka k

  • @NinjaAdorable
    @NinjaAdorable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The drinking shown is in extreme cases...... Tyrion did not want to consummate his wedding, since he was with Shaey and he considered Sansa a child, and also thought being forced to be with him was bad enough; thats why he was soooo drunk.............
    Cersei is drunk in that scene coz she was pretty much expecting the defences to fail and had ordered Illyn Payne to kill everyone once it happens; as it would be better than being taken trophy and raped.
    It is true that once his life started spiralling down Tyrion is shown to have taken to drinking; but it was not such a strong habit before, say Joeffrey's wedding.

    • @Blaineworld
      @Blaineworld 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that's what Matpat said.

    • @SinerAthin
      @SinerAthin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, Sansa's situation would be enough to turn off any decent guy
      That wedding sucked!
      (though it was not the worst, lol)

    • @themajipoorchronicles7541
      @themajipoorchronicles7541 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bet if he were told to marry Danaerys, he'd stay sober.
      Jon doesn't drink much, but he's as whiny and grumpy as a drunk.
      Cersei drinks as she plots. Don't remember her drinking merely to drown the grief and anger.
      I wonder if the dragons would explode if they were given concentrated alcohol.

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    We should get a Sherlock theory :)

  • @jonnycarcano
    @jonnycarcano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do you think Tyrion even calls hangovers hangovers anymore? By this point, he probably just calls it morning.

  • @katmintgi
    @katmintgi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    uh... the website isnt working for me :(

    • @jeterking8
      @jeterking8 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      KatlinGamerGirl V me to

    • @szosz12
      @szosz12 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      enter a different year, you're to young :D

    • @jeterking8
      @jeterking8 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Macgill Szonja 1989 is not too young

    • @szosz12
      @szosz12 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      then idk it worked for me with 1990 but not with 2000

    • @jeterking8
      @jeterking8 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Macgill Szonja what did you press. After you put in the date

  • @xxDianaxx33441
    @xxDianaxx33441 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    WE NEED GRAVITY FALLS THEORY

    • @chichinachipancake4867
      @chichinachipancake4867 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FieryDiana I agree maybe he doesn't know the show

    • @thegreatpeety2704
      @thegreatpeety2704 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steven Universe That's what matpat's todo list suggested, that he's working on a gravity falls theory.

    • @ketzgaming5124
      @ketzgaming5124 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea

    • @curtisjackson3028
      @curtisjackson3028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or a mob psycho 100 theory
      I wanna know more about ???% mode

    • @xxDianaxx33441
      @xxDianaxx33441 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Low BattleGrounds Rewritten I've gotta watch it XD

  • @sonnygreenley2511
    @sonnygreenley2511 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    How can a body that small contain that much liquid, let alone alcohol? He should literally be about to pop.

    • @bryanfeliciano4102
      @bryanfeliciano4102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      sonny greenley he pisses like a race horse XD

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe half of his body mass is his bladder.

    • @wate4spout578
      @wate4spout578 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      People don't pop

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/wxHlUCl_ejo/w-d-xo.html this could prove otherwise, Kirkpatrick. :)

    • @wate4spout578
      @wate4spout578 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I watched the video but he doesn't say any evidence of popping by alcohol

  • @corylake9956
    @corylake9956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I reached .35 and my heart stopped beating and I woke up in a hospital remembering nothing

  • @benwagner5089
    @benwagner5089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    In both Tyrion and Cersei instances, they were in a bad situation so were drinking more than usual, Tyrion being forced to marry a girl he doesn't love and Cersei expecting not to survive the night (she was on the verge of administering death by poison for herself and her son when her father entered the throne room). They wanted to be blitzed so they wouldn't remember their humiliation, and expected rape by the invaders in Cersei's case. Yet MatPat describes it as their normal amount instead of their drink-to-forget amount. I'd instead compare the two having a typically tense Lannister dinner, where each has 3-4 drinks of fortified wine, so cut the 0.36 to 0.18 instead: way past the limit, but still blearily awake.

  • @AmabossReally
    @AmabossReally 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    In the end, it's not Jon Snow or Kaleesi that will rule Westeros but Legend27

    • @basichuman2679
      @basichuman2679 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Kachamila yeah

    • @CaitlinLyaneLeman
      @CaitlinLyaneLeman 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard that TheLegend27 once axe kicked the Mountain.

  • @FireEmber345
    @FireEmber345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    And I thought Rick had the world's strongest liver

    • @Jemppu
      @Jemppu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IF that's liquor he's always sipping... and not that brain activity enhancing "pod" liquid.

    • @kleinbottled79
      @kleinbottled79 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crossover episode with Rick and Tyrion drinking heavily and discussing their depressing philosophies when. The universe needs this.

    • @somethingfunny5571
      @somethingfunny5571 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He might