The Sopranos - Random "Christopher Moltisanti being stupid" scenes - Part 2

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  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    Imperioli was so amazing in this role. He managed to make Christopher simultaneously funny, likeable, pathetic and despicable. Very underrated performance.

    • @rustykuntz94
      @rustykuntz94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      He also had the best portrayal of a junkie ever, really nailed looking & acting high

    • @youngkinghedwig
      @youngkinghedwig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He manuged to get the drip on me😂

    • @driplerthadripper
      @driplerthadripper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Didn't he win best supporting actor ? Not really underrated everyone knows what a fantastic Job he did

    • @ryanjoyce6446
      @ryanjoyce6446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He always stayed loyle to his capo too

    • @Wonders2Ponder
      @Wonders2Ponder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's amazing how intelligent and kind he is in reality

  • @JR-wd7pw
    @JR-wd7pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2399

    “I was trying to say something positive”
    1000 IQ play from Chrissy here actually!

    • @onajiranac7237
      @onajiranac7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      He actually got away with that one, unfortunately its what set off the disaster with Adriana and FBI...

    • @JR-wd7pw
      @JR-wd7pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Onaj Iranac “Gravy’s good tonight”

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@onajiranac7237 He only got away with it because Adriana was pretty dumb as well

    • @thomasbrown938
      @thomasbrown938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JR-wd7pw graby? I dont know what you mean by uuh graby.

    • @JR-wd7pw
      @JR-wd7pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thomas Brown its what Vito says to Tony at Arties when they all go together to show everyone that the “rumours” about Tony and Ade weren’t true hehe

  • @joecrockrell04
    @joecrockrell04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1121

    “Isaac Newton invented gravity cause some asshole hit him with an apple.” One of the best Sopranos quotes ever!

    • @kidofsteel0362
      @kidofsteel0362 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfaooo

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe the best quote I've ever read 😂

    • @tommasovasta8323
      @tommasovasta8323 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ahahahaahahahah

  • @Virus2304
    @Virus2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1722

    Imperioli is a terrific actor. To play such a silly and gullible character while in the reality he's a very knowledgeable man

    • @zakkhan6054
      @zakkhan6054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      he the played the drug addict role so well too

    • @phil-Leotardo.171
      @phil-Leotardo.171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Uncle Borko my ass!

    • @tony_soprano777
      @tony_soprano777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Phil Leotardo the eyebrows i can’t fucking stand it

    • @mskcrc
      @mskcrc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @shutup Imperioli did a lot of great things on the show, in front of the camera and on the page, but he also was responsible for "Columbus," the only episode I'd rather never watch again.

    • @frankjacob8913
      @frankjacob8913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He..diden't.

  • @AtomicGT55
    @AtomicGT55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1483

    “I was trying to say something positive cause she’s your friend” is such a hilariously stupid thing to say, yet I could imagine at least a dozen people I know saying that in similar circumstances. The writing on this show is amazing

    • @OhioPaulDE
      @OhioPaulDE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      His damage control game was legendary.

    • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
      @Rutherford_Inchworm_III 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I actually laughed out loud. What kind of stupid dingbat could possibly stand listening to this dirtball make excuses? Oh right, that's Ade.

    • @josephfreeman5289
      @josephfreeman5289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      one of the best lines i have heard ever. i almost died when he said it

    • @kris3139s
      @kris3139s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Just give me a piece of bread huh

    • @Skeptik-pe6ze
      @Skeptik-pe6ze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its called covering youre tracks lol

  • @E.Johansson
    @E.Johansson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    I'll never forget what he said after killing cozzette. "she must have crawled under there for warmth" lol.

    • @creatives2344
      @creatives2344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That scene had me rolling was too funny

    • @KentlandVFD33
      @KentlandVFD33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I DID ENT

    • @keilanlong5198
      @keilanlong5198 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn’t kill her I musta sat on her
      I’ll getcha another dawg

    • @OlgaSmirnova1
      @OlgaSmirnova1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@creatives2344how come he didn’t see heah in the chaeh?

    • @countof3everybodyOD
      @countof3everybodyOD 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Too bad Cosette wasn’t made

  • @mtowers434
    @mtowers434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    “He was gay Gary Cooper?” Always gets me.

    • @gstqcomics2017
      @gstqcomics2017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Tony was so frustrated lol.

    • @beardedwoodsman9294
      @beardedwoodsman9294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Isn’t it a coincidence that Lou gherig died of Lou Gehrig’s disease

    • @dandavis8300
      @dandavis8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I never knew that either!

    • @tristianmontoya1092
      @tristianmontoya1092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Facts lol

    • @gstqcomics2017
      @gstqcomics2017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@stevewilson9778 Christopher is a dope episode...Tony was fed up with everybody's bullshit! Chase did an effective job of critiquing Obsessive Symbolism .

  • @efrainrodarte6395
    @efrainrodarte6395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    You're gonna need like 10 parts to this series

  • @smally809
    @smally809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Borko to Rodolfo: You know it wasn’t long ago I remember you used to wait in my comments section...as far as I’m concerned YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!

    • @phil-Leotardo.171
      @phil-Leotardo.171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That animal Rodolfo I can't even say his name

    • @pacmanzz
      @pacmanzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gregmalden9809 yeah the wine cause i have an empty fucking stomach

    • @67marlins81
      @67marlins81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phil-Leotardo.171 Sorry, I see who Borko is, but who is Rodolfo?

    • @greatdude7279
      @greatdude7279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@phil-Leotardo.171
      And the thing with Borko whatever happened there.

    • @AndreThe04
      @AndreThe04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@greatdude7279 WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!

  • @Cyrenaika98
    @Cyrenaika98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Basically Christopher Moltisanti's entire run on the show

    • @Cyrenaika98
      @Cyrenaika98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @E. Buzz Miller lmao sad but true

    • @johnbrownspiers8242
      @johnbrownspiers8242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And when Paulie was handling universal remotes

  • @romacechina
    @romacechina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    When Chris didn’t clam up with Johnny like Tony told him to. All i could think was juniors immortal words of “who’s that speaking here somebody speaking?”

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Or Tony and Chris telling Brendan to shut up after the truck hijacking gone wrong.

  • @johnsmith8125
    @johnsmith8125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "Y'know, it wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car... And as far as I'm concerned YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!"
    Sums up Christopher for the whole entire series.

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      At l;east he died doing something he should should have been doing all along. That last time, when Tony told him to 'wait in the car' *inna different way* I think he finally understood.

  • @mahnplaysmusic
    @mahnplaysmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    “Christopher Moltisanti being stupid scenes” part 2 of 108

  • @jamescurley9551
    @jamescurley9551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    “You gotta understand this thing between HBO and Borko is bad, the instability- but worse comes to worse it could work to our advantage.”
    “How?”
    “They fight, we pick up free content from the fallout.”

    • @XwolfBane18
      @XwolfBane18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg haha

    • @andrewnewman5426
      @andrewnewman5426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      So keep your ears open and your mouth shut!!!

    • @alenk7333
      @alenk7333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @meridian_james5
      @meridian_james5 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Odds are hbo will end up on top but who knows

  • @nicholasmargagliano1833
    @nicholasmargagliano1833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    “I thought you said she was gay?!”
    WHO KNOWS WHAT HER FUCKIN PROBLEM IS 🤣😂

  • @deansbreaks4926
    @deansbreaks4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    “He was gay Borko?”

    • @mrbobtehbuildah
      @mrbobtehbuildah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You get a pass when you're banned from youtube

    • @juniormakovsky9206
      @juniormakovsky9206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He IS-EN'T

    • @peterlpool1387
      @peterlpool1387 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Healthy as fucking fireman this guy

    • @starguy2718
      @starguy2718 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Borko is the strong, silent type. A real Gary Cooper.

    • @yaboibunsen363
      @yaboibunsen363 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      When he was talking about greasing HBO who knew that's what he meant

  • @sleepingeagle916
    @sleepingeagle916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Chris was actually pretty clever in sussing the FBI agent.

    • @LC-xn4dp
      @LC-xn4dp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Yeah but for all the wrong reasons

    • @Lennyy15
      @Lennyy15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fucking nailed it.

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Who knows what's her problem

    • @diogeneslantern18
      @diogeneslantern18 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He sniffed her out. It was the nose.

    • @peterlpool1387
      @peterlpool1387 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@diogeneslantern18natural camel nose

  • @donjon5442
    @donjon5442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    How he even made it to the final season is beyond me

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was an idiot, but tony needed someone to cut up corpses at the deli that weren’t supposed to get killed technically.

    • @Mainlyeverything
      @Mainlyeverything 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Because he was useful and had connections with the boss
      Smarter than people give him credit for though

    • @jesuspernia8031
      @jesuspernia8031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Because the camel nose gave him a +100 on his aim

    • @StereoMonolith1
      @StereoMonolith1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@jesuspernia8031 good one furio

    • @militantautist9811
      @militantautist9811 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Nepotism literally just nepotism and a little bit of Livia actually liking somebody lmao

  • @Balefactor
    @Balefactor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    The part where Tony asks Christopher for more bread to get him to shut up, and the way hand Vito hands him the bread tray, sees Tony's expression then instantly picks up on his own mistake, such an awesome subtle moment.

    • @Chickenpesto2468
      @Chickenpesto2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Vito was actually one of the better members of the crew he was smart and had some leadership skills.

    • @StereoMonolith1
      @StereoMonolith1 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@Chickenpesto2468 Funny and sad how the show depicts the stigma and danger of being a homosexual. Regardless of your character, efficiency, loyalty, or use, it all goes out the window when it's discovered you play for the other team.

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya Vito probably ate that sandwich also that chrisssy threw at him 😂

    • @heavenlypersona
      @heavenlypersona 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@StereoMonolith1 just the product of the times / environment, the fact they even included a character like that who was completely normal but gay was amazing but it's a shame they did it the way they did

    • @gregmasters8558
      @gregmasters8558 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@heavenlypersona Gay is amazing? So amazing our current society is ruined.

  • @jtothey1993
    @jtothey1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Michael Imperioli is such an amazing actor. Watching the Sopranos Podcast, you can tell he's kind of a quiet dude but a huge nerd about movies and music.

  • @peteluis2849
    @peteluis2849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Imperioli should have gotten an Oscar for the junkie scenes alone, dude can act!

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Right then and there, boom!

    • @DOC231520002
      @DOC231520002 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Since it was TV it woulda been an Emmy.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@DOC231520002An Emmy? Best I can do is $15.

    • @Ace-v6r
      @Ace-v6r 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I see what u did there. Definitely a mistake Chrissy would make. Ur a genius.

  • @samuelfriedman5691
    @samuelfriedman5691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Borko and HBO fight, we pick up any crumbs from the fallout. Now the odds are that Borko will end up on top, but who knows.

    • @andrewnewman5426
      @andrewnewman5426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So keep your ears open and your mouth shut!!!

    • @mvilla1286
      @mvilla1286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's water over the dam

    • @nathaninostroza7655
      @nathaninostroza7655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The phuck he was just, everybody s got a god damned opinion?!!!

  • @seanvw2763
    @seanvw2763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    When Christopher sees this: "In my mind i use the technique of positive visualization. How come Borko still makes fun of me?"

    • @binarystar300
      @binarystar300 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're not accepting new uploads.

  • @cche16
    @cche16 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    christopher's favourite words are "WAAAT?!" "i'm sorry tony" and "i did a little [insert drug]"

  • @hoopsheavenpa
    @hoopsheavenpa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    “You and those f#$king El Senor de los Cielos videos!!!”

    • @robertdominguez6002
      @robertdominguez6002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "You were saying he had some nice uploads,"

    • @AndyCigars
      @AndyCigars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@robertdominguez6002 "Use your head, huh! What would I want with that mortadella when I got Borko?"

    • @blitzy3244
      @blitzy3244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAHAHAHA

  • @viceguy97th
    @viceguy97th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Boris Brazzi sleeps with the fishes"
    "Borko Brazzi! Borko!"

  • @ruvelf
    @ruvelf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple."
    Lolol definitely hard to beat this one

  • @lukim2744
    @lukim2744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Tony - Street smart, Educated and calculating.
    Christopher - Should still be waiting in the car.

    • @gabj5467
      @gabj5467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Actually Tony was a horrible boss! Impulsive, emotional and distant!

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tony S the only good boss I ever saw on the show was probably Jackie. Loved by all, fair, smart, and calm.
      Impulse is the problem with all of these guys though. Too much pride and ego getting in the way of good business, but what do you expect from a bunch of bullies.

    • @bigal5921
      @bigal5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tony S everyone loves saying Tony was a terrible boss. Yes, he made some mistakes but that’s what being a boss is. You steer the ship the best way you can. It’s a thankless job.

    • @joaquinmunoz2804
      @joaquinmunoz2804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pretzelstick320 old man carmine was a great boss to

    • @gabj5467
      @gabj5467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bigal5921 He killed his biggest earner and let his next highest earner get killed.

  • @deathrager2404
    @deathrager2404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    louis brasi was my favorite character. wish they did more with him.

  • @mugilandag
    @mugilandag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Borko to Rodolfo Rodriguez,
    "Those who want respect, give respect"
    Janice to Borko about Rodolfo Rodriguez,
    "For every 20 wrongs a child does, ignore 19."
    And Uncle Jun says to Borko about Rodolfo Rodriguez,
    "Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading".
    And Dr Melfi advices Borko,
    "Sometimes it's important to give people the illusion of being in control".

  • @Pantera1001
    @Pantera1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Me looking at borko videos on youtube: 4:47

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    _”the kid, borko, is a good earner, he’s going places.”_ *-HBO*

    • @bsp5689
      @bsp5689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s coming up

  • @jamescassidy3995
    @jamescassidy3995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “I was tryin’ to say sumthin’ positive…” 😂🤣😂

  • @Cassius1706
    @Cassius1706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    “I was trying to say something positive cause she’s your friend” - Going to use that line to get away with saying shit about my wife’s hot friends

    • @dylanbelven7137
      @dylanbelven7137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha y’a def !!!

    • @alexsm3882
      @alexsm3882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Always with the scenarios

    • @bigmcd9473
      @bigmcd9473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What would I want with that skank when I got you? Better line

  • @SawBlood45
    @SawBlood45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    It's like a spinoff
    Chrissy Nose Best

    • @scottinbristol
      @scottinbristol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But he dit-ent

    • @nbaoscarrnba
      @nbaoscarrnba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see what you did there

    • @alexsm3882
      @alexsm3882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's like a natural cannopy

  • @johnsmith8125
    @johnsmith8125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The first clip, how two seasoned body disposers ever though they could throw Email Kolar over into that container is totally beyond me. Pathetic. Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed.

    • @Dylski.
      @Dylski. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They couldve if it weren't for bumpanciero's back problems. Man cant even go for a schvitz without worrying about a heart attack.

    • @Rrr_558
      @Rrr_558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That clip was Christopher’s first kill so he wasn’t seasoned

    • @alexharvey6522
      @alexharvey6522 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Rrr_558 I’ve always wondered why it took Puss so long to raise the plan was bad

    • @qsprimalaccuracy9709
      @qsprimalaccuracy9709 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My estimation of Chrissy as a body dispenser just fu**ing plummeted.

  • @michaelm3408
    @michaelm3408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    ‘Hey T it’s me just wanted to wish ya a belated happy birthday’ Tony hangs up 😂

    • @Sadam-qr6no
      @Sadam-qr6no 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      why did he hang up i don’t get it

    • @fartsmelly1348
      @fartsmelly1348 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Sadam-qr6nohe woke up on the wrong side of the bed

    • @omerta4l665
      @omerta4l665 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Look at the state of him​@@Sadam-qr6no

    • @myaltaccountthatiwillbarel2288
      @myaltaccountthatiwillbarel2288 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@fartsmelly1348None of your fuckin business what side of the bed he wakes up on!

    • @showtimer_
      @showtimer_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      idk but it was kinda sad because tony was so damn mean to chris but it was also funny af

  • @lean.2366
    @lean.2366 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Christopher "I'm sorry T" Moltisanti

  • @MSJChem
    @MSJChem หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    6:41 this has to be the best

  • @Brian6587
    @Brian6587 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "She took my hand and she was rubbing it on herself"🤣

  • @funkytown5497
    @funkytown5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    louis brasi... whateva happened there

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      May your first shinebox be a wooden shinebox.

    • @andrewnewman5426
      @andrewnewman5426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Luca Brasi, LUCA

    • @bsp5689
      @bsp5689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHATEVAHAPPENDER!!!!

    • @greatdude7279
      @greatdude7279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bsp5689
      The shooting.

    • @bsp5689
      @bsp5689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andrew Newman God rest his soul

  • @rb-ln3fo
    @rb-ln3fo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Johnny Sack should've listen to Chrissy's advice about Florida. Maybe he would not end up in the can.

  • @phil-Leotardo.171
    @phil-Leotardo.171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I know Rodolfo's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring too.

    • @ufotalk9434
      @ufotalk9434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Uncle Philly

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How was Florida?

    • @djp3525
      @djp3525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Captain of what? The Good Ship Lollipop?

    • @seniledocsantoro9421
      @seniledocsantoro9421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Phil Leotardo nice gravy huh

    • @beerussama6810
      @beerussama6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Always wondered how he felt if he knew Da Vinci was gay and had his bottom impacted as well

  • @simpetcla12
    @simpetcla12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Tony’s weakness was his nepotism: Moltisanti, Janice’s house, Carmela’s spec house and AJ’s club and film career.

    • @jasonyee6533
      @jasonyee6533 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t forget about that animal Blund…I can’t even say his name.

    • @buymybooks437
      @buymybooks437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tony B

    • @aeae3314
      @aeae3314 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@buymybooks437Tony B? Tony Egg

  • @sethbromley7186
    @sethbromley7186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    One of the show's many ironies was that the two guys who were consistently portrayed as being dumb, Chris and Little Carmine, actually had the right instincts about getting out of the life, whereas all the other streetwise tough guys wind up dead or in jail.

  • @chadchaddingtonflexington8415
    @chadchaddingtonflexington8415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:02 there is no way they actually thought they could make that throw lol

  • @marco6131
    @marco6131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “I didDent”

  • @duckasarus3663
    @duckasarus3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Hbo- "It wasn't long ago i remember Borko you used to post spanish soap operas! And as far as I'm concerned you should only do that!"

  • @acrssl
    @acrssl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    His scratching when high is so realistic. If you ever hung out with junkies you know that's exactly how they scratch.

  • @frankienorthtroptriton4771
    @frankienorthtroptriton4771 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Best character in a series of great characters. Simultaneously terrifying, unstable, dangerous, hilarious, and sometimes insightful and caring. As someone who's struggled with opiate abuse I see his behavior sometimes and I'm blown away learning Imoerioli has never had that problem. I miss this show everyday.

  • @andylong3302
    @andylong3302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Chris: ''Hey T! It's me, I just want to wish you a belated happy birthday.''
    Tony: Hangs up immediately
    hahahahahaha lmao

  • @nicktatum3340
    @nicktatum3340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Love the way Puss got pissed and took the time to correct him while in the middle of something like that 😂

  • @benjin0311
    @benjin0311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I wana see a vid compilation of how many times Christopher says "Im sorry T" 😂

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It would be at least 3 hours long.

    • @benjin0311
      @benjin0311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shriharihudli Definitely! 😂

    • @T11639
      @T11639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Sorry I'm late, T". Almost every episode.

    • @benjin0311
      @benjin0311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@T11639
      "I'm sorry T"
      "Sorry im late T"
      "It wont happen again T"
      All followed by excuses in every episode.... or at least everytime he was on screen 😂

  • @nbaoscarrnba
    @nbaoscarrnba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    That scene at 5:20 where Chris is about to cry then tony hits him all of a sudden made me laugh so hard lmaooo

    • @smallpaintings
      @smallpaintings 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Really feels good after watching him hit adriana lol

  • @DominicMassarotti
    @DominicMassarotti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Last time I was this early, Corona was just a beer.

  • @TC8787-yq7og
    @TC8787-yq7og ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple" is a funnier line than in 99% of sitcoms - unbelievable

  • @brandonjordan2516
    @brandonjordan2516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:00 Haha can you blame Chris for trying!? "You and those videos" Dying lol

  • @elroysworldFR
    @elroysworldFR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Every Girlfriend: You were saying she had a nice ass!
    Every boyfriend trying to think on his feet to get out of trouble: I was trying to say something POSITIVE because she was your friend!
    Gentlemen. Never underestimate the power of positivity.
    Works about 50% of the time... EVERY TIME!

  • @pji1979
    @pji1979 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Hey T! It's me. Just wanted to wish you a belated happy birthday."
    **Click**

  • @Virus2304
    @Virus2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    have you thought about this: maybe, you let HBO keep Rodolfo Rodriguez, and you will be able to upload longer cuts...

    • @screw_bird
      @screw_bird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey spike did you get lost or something

    • @LightsOutLow
      @LightsOutLow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rodolfo: "If I was worried about Borko, I would have moved to Serbia already!"

    • @robertdominguez6002
      @robertdominguez6002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LightsOutLow "You know, it wasn't long ago you used to wait in the comments section and as far as I'm concerned you should still be there!"

    • @LightsOutLow
      @LightsOutLow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robertdominguez6002 EVERYBODY HAS GOT A GOD DAMN COMMENT!

  • @rugger104
    @rugger104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    JT was dumber than Christopher in his own way.

    • @JohnDoe-od7ye
      @JohnDoe-od7ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      According to Chris JT wrote for "Law & Order The SUV".

    • @xSwainkx
      @xSwainkx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he coulda just offered him a hug and he wouldnt have gotten his head blown off

  • @adamspeckert7296
    @adamspeckert7296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    No one gets loud & angry better than Johnny Sack.

    • @nathaninostroza7655
      @nathaninostroza7655 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the words of Pacino s Jimmy Hoffa: definetely.

  • @tyjans370
    @tyjans370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Christopher robbing the benefit concert, whatever happened there

  • @kena7007
    @kena7007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Christopher was so dumb he didn’t even understand the rules in The Godfather.

  • @pyroman-gh2xy
    @pyroman-gh2xy ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:10 one of the cleverest Christopher's moment

  • @ItsOkImOnlyBleeding
    @ItsOkImOnlyBleeding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The look Tony gives Vito when he passes the bread is hilarious

  • @jk-474
    @jk-474 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    0:26 is my favorite 🤣🤣

    • @dukes70
      @dukes70 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Remember the Cuban Missile Crisis! Hehe 🤘

  • @BookshelfQBattler
    @BookshelfQBattler 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They actually thought they were going to swing that dead body up into that dumpster.

  • @jigrodrigues
    @jigrodrigues 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    - He was gay, Gary Cooper?
    - NOOO! ARE YOU LISHENING TO ME??? He compromized.

  • @jimc8523
    @jimc8523 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I love that Chris, in a moment of vulnerability, admits to Tony that he's gotten high to cope with the loss of Adriana...
    Only to immediately get stomped into the ground by Tony.

  • @aarontomarazzo2926
    @aarontomarazzo2926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man Chris being stupid really fills up a whole compilation series lol

  • @Theoldindie
    @Theoldindie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Newton invented gravity"😂

  • @Francisco-fw5fe
    @Francisco-fw5fe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Chris not knowing that the Cuban Missile Crisis actually happened is hilarious

  • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
    @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is why the whole Sopranos mob was laughing at Christopher by the end of the season, nobody ever took him seriously or had any real respect for him, and for good reason too.

  • @marquesjohnson6359
    @marquesjohnson6359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Adriana "my unterus is pierced" Chris " both of them?" bruh 🙄🤣🤣

  • @purpleheadedhedgehog3821
    @purpleheadedhedgehog3821 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “That was real? I saw that movie I thought it was bs “ is one of my favourite Chris quotes in the entire series

  • @CaptainTrips560
    @CaptainTrips560 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:22
    Between this & the Louis Brasi line, I don’t think Chrissy actually watched 1

  • @Onmysheet
    @Onmysheet 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    4:57 He was trying to think of a lie but he was too high to. 😂

  • @j4ward95
    @j4ward95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If Christopher can get made then you can do anything you want!! 😂

  • @pumpkinking5174
    @pumpkinking5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The abused Cowboys

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cowboyitis?

    • @Virus2304
      @Virus2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't say nothing, Sal!

    • @tmcdowell7977
      @tmcdowell7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea the abused cowboys and the trucks

  • @CarlosLopez-rt3by
    @CarlosLopez-rt3by 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The cuban missle crisis, whateva happened there...

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's bullshit.

  • @thaspaniard09
    @thaspaniard09 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Issac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple” 🤣 😂

  • @TheCallatBrothers
    @TheCallatBrothers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "no it's the other way around, it should be me asking him for a favour he can't refuse."
    "So did you?"
    "No"

  • @Hagfan789
    @Hagfan789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This should include every scene that Christopher was in..

  • @dannyc7227
    @dannyc7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Damn, didn’t know Isaac Newton invented gravity.... things must of been pretty tough before he came around, things floating around and shit.

    • @Thomas-u8q
      @Thomas-u8q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then some asshole hit him with an apple

  • @GHOST91141
    @GHOST91141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know it wasn't long ago I remember you use to still wait in the car 😂😂

    • @DominicMassarotti
      @DominicMassarotti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!

  • @SaunKrystian
    @SaunKrystian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This meeting with HBO and TH-cam is very important, you just clam up and dont say nothin....cause if you say the wrong thing.

  • @MarioMartinez-tu8ik
    @MarioMartinez-tu8ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please keep these coming. You know there’s plenty more!

  • @phanic.at.the.disco.
    @phanic.at.the.disco. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:25 “who knows what her problem is” 😭

  • @ereynolds72
    @ereynolds72 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the look tony gives vito, when vito offered him bread kills me. He just wanted to distract chrissy so hed shut up and vito takes it sincerely, love it

  • @Shatamx
    @Shatamx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:19 still my favorite Chris just being a dumb dumb. Then tony exploding right after is icing on the cake.

  • @HumanBeing-zh1rf
    @HumanBeing-zh1rf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hey Borko it's me, just wanted to wish you a belated happy birthday!

  • @jamiemcerlain5897
    @jamiemcerlain5897 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That scene when Tony just puts the phone down on Christopher is hilarious and underrated

  • @jalen859
    @jalen859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I was trying to say something positive about her because she’s your friend”

  • @noshowjackie
    @noshowjackie 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What am I, a mirage?

  • @905north9
    @905north9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The hang up at the end with a bloodied Tony 😂😂😂

  • @nickcara97
    @nickcara97 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On another comical note, about 60% of these are also just Tony treating Christopher like absolute shit.

  • @mnv7353
    @mnv7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:13 'aa luv thur' 😂😂😂

  • @alexgrenlie862
    @alexgrenlie862 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love those scenes where someone says they're in so much pain and Tony thinks for a half second then lashes out and beats the shit out of them.

  • @tonyegg6104
    @tonyegg6104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Randolph Rodrigues sleeps with the fishes
    RODOLFO RODRIGUES
    ROLDOLFO

    • @phil-Leotardo.171
      @phil-Leotardo.171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know Rodolfo's bottom was impacted, if that's what you're referring too.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Captain of the good ship Shinebox.