The Sopranos - Paulie vs Ralph
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The F#ckN Eyebrows....I cant stand him😅 not me🤷🏾♂️Christophers words😅
This one might be the best one you did. Such a classic rivalry.
Paulie : You're late.
Ralph : Tomorrow I'll be on time. But you'll be stupid forever.
I'm sure that's inspired by Winston Churchill, a notorious imbiber.
Lady : You're drunk, Mr Churchill.
Churchill : Madam, tomorrow I will be sober. But you'll always be ugly.
Enraged Paulie always looks like an angry muppet
Watch it, Chrissy
lol he does
He was on sesame street
He actually did a skit on sesame street with Steve. It's pretty funny
Paulie looks like a 6 foot dwarf.
"Idc if he's got 100 kids in the ICU with arrows in their heads" 😂😂
@@MontanaSageofficial pauly was definitely the funniest wise guy on the show. Idc how many time I watch the scene with him when he goes to see a medium and it doesn't go so well... and then he goes to see the priest at his church saying he should've been protected against "witchcraft" due to the thick envelope he gives the church every year😂
I may or may not have used this line in my lifetime.
always with the scenarios
Whatever happened there?
“ you know guys like Paulie never kick up their full percent “ I always wondered if that influences Tony’s decision at the sit down...
I think this was about the retirement home that cost a fortune and Tony wanted to make it rougher for Paulie to come up with the dough for it for his ma. There was a scene where paulie said to tony "I'm gonna put my ma in the retirement home u recommended" and Tony was like "I never recommended it" and seemed slightly upset by it
Tephlon Don nope tony was gonna rule in paulies favor because he hated Ralph but paulie brought up the nursing home (ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY) and it pissed Tony off so he fucked paulie over. Then paulie fucked Tony over by telling john what ralphie joked about Ginny
@Fernando Aispuro Paulie was right to act like that with Christopher, first week as a made guy this dumb Christopher wasn't capable to come with the cash.
@@sebc3546 Yes it was probably because Paulie talked about the retirement home. Tony understood that the money Paulie asked for, was because he put his mom in such a pricey retirement home. It's not for Ralph to pay on his end the retirement home of Paulie's mom ah ah.
Paulie the worst for kick up Ralph Kicks up 10 times more then Paulie
“That party was the only time I mentioned Shamos fat ass” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shamu's*
Just shows Ralph doesn’t learn from his mistakes.
U think is funny?
"Oh!"
Shamu...SHAMU!
Paulie: “you’re late “
Ralph : “Well, tomorrow I can be on time, but you’ll be stupid forever”
Lmfao
I laughed way too hard at this
😂😂😂
Million dollar roast!
I dare someone to say that to their teacher
3:00 the thought of Little Paulie waiting outside in 11 degree weather for a car always cracks me up
Fuckin 11 degree wevva
Even gets called an asshole for it 😆
“”Why Not? Last Year You Believe That Flying Saucer Was Over East Rutherford””... LMAO
@bittercottoncandy lol he was tho
@bittercottoncandy Haha, perfect.
I've seen this scene a hundred times and that still makes me laugh
Capitalize every word
@@revenone1077 ha ha ha 😂
“Speak !” The most Johnny Sack way to answer the phone
Michael Mathers he’s a class act that Johnny Sack
.....I tried it but people just say "huh?" or "hello?"
"Start talkin'! It's your nickel!"
Bugs Bunny
I always say that to telemarketers
okay operator
I love how she doesn't ask why she's getting a call about her son who's 60 years old
Right lmfaoo
60 years old he was just a kid
Well she probably didnt think it could be a prank call. And it probably wasnt the only time she was called from police department because of all the messes paulie was in as a young man. Also she probably has early stage dementia or something
This is how elderly people fall for financial scams
@@CaptainTrips560that's actually a serious point
I always thought it was funny that Furio was a coldblooded tough guy, but he always screamed when he got hurt.
All acting aside, that's typical of most people, regardless of size
I remember reading in a medical text book "Irish and English people are more likely to be reserved about their pain, whereas Jewish and Italian people are very expressive and vocal about their pain."
@@JasonJones-ty1xb 😄 How old was that textbook?
To be fair, Mediterraneans (and Latinos) seem to be more expressive in all states of feeling. I don't know about Jews, I guess I haven't met enough of them.
Italians used to be dramatic 😅
@@christopher.saint.christopher Mediterraneans and all southern Europeans. My parents are Serbian and God forbid they scrap their knee on something, they'll scream like it's bloody murder
Johnny Sack answering the phone is so great... "SPEAK..."
Classic. I love how Ralphie says he’s detective “Mike Hunt” …
😆🤣😂
He could have also have said Mike Hock.
My favorite part is when he ends the call because he can't hold back his laughter anymore.
"Mike Hunt Beaverfold"
He squeezed two jokes in there. 👍
Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls PD
This is what I just figured out about Paulie. He was involved in several money heists in the show. Most of the other guys have some sort of legit business of their own (Sil with the strip joint; Pussy with the car shop), but Pauile gets his money from no-show jobs, gambling, loan-sharking, etc., and still has the balls to pull risky jobs like heist (at his age). Say what you will about him, but Paule was one of the few old fashion wiseguys.
I don't think it's a question of being old school, Carmine is the epitome of an old school mafioso in the show and is all
business.
I think Paulie just lacks the intellectual capacity to run an organized racket. These small jobs (like literally stealing from an old lady or extorting a landscaper) either earned him peanuts and/or were just a short term cash boost. Ultimately this approach greatly diminished his stature in the organization due to the small envelopes he kicked up, which is largely where his constant insecurity and double dealing came from (one of the main factors to being down the Soprano family).
He's like the old boomer dinosaur at the office who holds the company back but sucks up to the boss and relies on his seniority.
@@colorcombinations7387John Gotti was almost exclusively a heist and loan shark guy like Paulie until he took out Paul Castellano. Gotti and the guys who supported him looked on Castellano as a "racketeer" and a "businessmen" and not a "street guy", and they derided him for that. That was actually part of the reason they could get the muscle together from different crews to hit Big Paul. Including Sammy the Bull who, before the hit, was considered one of Paul's guys. Gotti, before he approached Sammy in the preplanning phase of the hit, was even thinking about taking out Sammy too - until they approached Sammy, who had lots of different conduction businesses (some legit and others not legit), other businesses including nightclubs and so on, but still carried himself as a "street guy", and was known as such because he'd spent years robbing people, robbing cars and even robbing phone booths (one of his biggest incomes waa from literally robbing phone booths of coins), during the period before he got into business.
So it's not always about intelligence. Big Paul was a very smart boss and made millions for himself and his family. But he isolated himself and by not being involved in, and by looking down upon street crimes, he was considered, basically, weak.
Cuz Paulie was a full blown theif.. He enjoyed it.
@@colorcombinations7387 $1mil dishwasher heist says otherwise.
Furio wasn't aware of the ice because he's from the southern part of Italy...
Also, it's no surprise Ralphie knows about that sexual deviance statute...
What do u mean
@@adamloza1429 a joke about southern Italy never frezing referencing Furios place of origin..
The 2nd is because Ralph is a sexual deviant, so he'd be aware of the sexual deviancy laws to better avoid and circumvent those laws
@@adamloza1429 Southern Italians ain't never seen ice, the North confiscated all of it
I hate da Nort!
@@JasonJones-ty1xblmao Google actually translates your comment correctly. I guess angry Furio is actually it’s own language
Gotta love how Silvio sides with Paulie immediately. He wants that money to go to Paulie so he can kick up more to him.
‘Yeah this is Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls Police Department...’
I love seeing Ralphie wind up Paulie.
"Tomorrow I'll be on time but youll be stupid forever" ralphie was the funniest person on this show honestly my favorite character 😂
One of the milliion reasons why Sopranos is amazing. 90% of the time it works as a comedy as well.
I need that money for my “long range planning” 😂🤣😅
My God...I miss this show & Breaking Bad so much!!!
2 of the Greatest Shows...Great drama...Even Better comedy & wit!!!
the wire shits on breaking bad.
@@deathrager2404 sheeiiitt, we wuz black mafia n sheeeeiiiiiiit, talking like Shakespeare characters n sheeeeiiiit.
@@deathrager2404 The Wire is mediocre as fuck when compared to Breaking Bad. The Wire was a mess, completely inconsistent in quality. There's nobody more pretentious than a fan of The Wire.
@@nectarinedreams7208 if not the wire, then boardwalk empire.
@@deathrager2404 The balls on you kid
1:00 Jesus, Gandolfini really let himself go in that scene that he barely remembered his line
"Mr Walters" was my favourite character.. wish they did more with him.
3:18 LMAO. I've always got a good laugh out of that
Collect call from Mr. Walters....
8:49 "Nobody's killing anybody". Then proceeds to care of Ralphie himself. These clips really show how great the fucking show was
"A gerbil, ma'am."
Fuckin' Ralph xD
Ralph, Silvio and Paulie all checking to see who's phone was ringing. Thats some early 2000's shit. Everybody's ring tone was the same
Paulie is a great character who is hard to hate but he was shady and a slime ball he never paid anybody what he owed and if he did it was usually light plus he didn’t care if he started a war among the families to literally save a few bucks or if he didn’t get his way
I see you hit 6k congrats
thanks
137k now
“I could be on time tomorrow, you’ll be stupid forever”🤣such a great line I gotta start using that
The best line in this whole show has been used by a few of the characters “ what ever happened there” is so brilliant! It works on so many levels.
Truest thing Paulie ever said “He’s a saint. You forget the 1000 incidents with that guy?”
I don't care what no one says both paulie and ralphie stole every scene they were in. Definitely ralphie
yeah man, they play really good characters in the show - i can't picture anyone else playing their characters except them
“I wished Albert happy birthday for you”
to a guy locked up on a gun charge
Say what you will about Ralph but he knew how to dress in style.
The irony of Tony loosely saying “whatever happened there” undermining Paulies feelings on the phone call Ralph made and then later little carmine using the same phrase with Phil in meeting of the minds is funny
3:45 The final higher pitched yelp is hilarious. Really drives home the point that Furio is now totally useless. Brilliant.
I wish I can reset my brain so I can experience this masterpiece all over again
"Nobody's killing anybody."
(fast-forward)
".....I found him like this."
Looks like Furio graduated from slip and fall school.
"You're better off not hearing it. TRUST me." - Paulie getting to yank the chain of the dude he hates most
That last comment spot on
Omg. Because he thought he left 38 Gs on the table he slipped all info out then on what caused not only issues but about half million dollar minus total
Which is fair, because Tony made the call in Ralph's favor based solely on how much money they were bringing in, which was ridiculous. Ralph didn't even object to the number. Anything lower than 50 grand would have been fine by him, because that was his initial goal of scamming Paulie and Little Paulie. Ideally, Tony should have named the sum that would leave both of them unsatisfied equally (like 25 G or something, raised to 30 when he kept running the mouth at Paulie - "East Rutherford"). Instead he ended up with major discord in his family that cost him dearly.
@@Avengerie tony would have ruled in paulie's favor if paulie woulda just shut the fuck up and be there at the sitdown. but paulie with his idiot head tries to win over tony by mentioning the retirement community. which annoyed tony, when tony already naturally is annoyed by paulie even if he shuts the fuck up.
Paulie's sadistic grin when they brought up Jr
Imagine being so ax-crazy/unstable that you make Paulie Walnuts seem like a prudent choice for Tony to keep around. Seriously, there were *several points* where Tony surveyed his underlings and went..."Paulie's crazy but he's more reliable than ____."
Paulie was so hilariously transparent.
I need to start answering the phone Johnny Sack style. “Speak!”
That prank call was hilarious
"I'm leaving 38 grand on the table " it was never yours lol
Ralphie calling paulie a school girl passing along information. Then proceeds to do a middle school level phone prank😅
“Nobody’s killing anybody”
Tony kills him over a horse 🐴
Paulie constant pissed face is 😂😂😂
Ralph and Richie Aprile made me HATE them when I was younger because the acting was so good. I remember being 11-12 and being pissed because they didn’t whack Ralph immediately.
Ralphie was one of Tony's highest earners. Paulie didn't earn anything for Tony he was just muscle
100 kids in the ICU with arrows in their heads! -- Paulie is a master of the Queen's English..
The reason Tony ruled against Paulie was because Paulie was making an emotional argument as to why he should have the 50K and that was in order to take care of his mom, not a logical one. If Paulie kept his mouth shut about his ma and her nursing home he might've been able to squeeze more out of this deal.
"Thanks for the stamps..."😅😅😅😅.... classic!
To be fair, Ralph wasn't lying about Jackie Jr not forgetting his punishment
Should have had one more scene at the end. After Tony says "nobody is killing anybody" should have cut to Tony choking Ralph.
He pissed on your leg, killed your deal, shot at two made guys.
Ralph wasnt even a boss yet made the most money.. lol
It’s. Racy how 4 months in the can his hair never changed 😂😂
No actor in the world has better facial expressions than Tony Sirico, and he's not exactly Lawrence Olivier.
Paulie gets repeatedly mogged by Ralph
uncle Polly, sleep in peace. You have lived a long, interesting and worthy life. You are always in our hearts!🤟
The stupid line was classic
Poor little Pauliie had to wait in 11 degree weather . lol . That’s not even that cold
Why do I always expect the guys to laugh when Furio slips over? They always show concern instead, lol.
God I miss Dunkin Donuts. Paulie was the best character on that show. He was a real wise guy, an associate of the Colombos. They kept things in check. Unlike now.
Ralph probably told furio to walk over in 5 mins and fall over
Paulie’s right about Ralphie. He got his comeuppance courtesy of T
“No, no no I’m not doing nothing important right now” damn. That is some God level dissing.
I miss Vito being the comic relief as opposed to the hand relief.
Funny Tony was holding back his laugh about Paulie’s mom
A gerbil maam. Kills me every time.
"...A gerbil mam"... so fucking good
Of all the killers I hate him the most he killed that old lady with no guilt or remorse
@@sammortimer9165 and he would be 100% right)
Paulie was just as bad as Ralphie with Tracee or Richie with Beansie. That and a two faced snake to boot.
I kinda wanted to clip Minnie Matrone. I don't blame him.
tony b should have been switched with ralph, we never see tony b's inteligence but ralphie is one of the most iconic ppl in the show when he had screen time
If Ralph told Tony his theory. Paulie would be sleeping next to Bonpensiero.
“I’ll be on time tomorrow, but you’ll be stupid forever.”
The wit on this show was great.
That was great fucking Joe pantialano
It's based from a real Churchill quote
"Lady, in the morning I'll be sober , but you will still be ugly"
@Ryan Guidry Ralphie was a made man and the Dimeo Family's top earner so Paulie would've been the one to get whacked. In a straight up fist fight with no weapons Paulie might beat Ralph's ass but Ralphie would still put up a damn good fight. Guy was batshit. If Ralphie fought dirty as he did with Tony Ralphie would kick Paulie's ass. It'd be one helluva brawl.
One things for sure. Paulie would take one to the nuts!
Using that next time I'm late for work
Paulie: “And you think thats funny?”
Also Paulie: “What she needs is her own zip code.”
Ohhhhhhhh I just realized why Pauli’s told Johnny Sac about the joke about Ginny!! Because Ralph Finessed him out of $38K !! Wowwww
Oh shit
Which was Tony's call. I'm not sure the $38k was worth getting two made guys killed, one of them a boss.
Jimmy Olsen ova heer
Yea I had to rewatch cuz i forgot why they had beef 😂😂
What boss got killed for the Jenny sack joke
"Nobody's killin' anybody!"
5 mins later Tony is beating Ralphie to death. :D
@@sWrd_MasterTony even said that who ever did this gets a pass. "The guy was a piece of shit".
Tony had enough. Ralph battered a pregnant twenty-year-old girl his own daughter's age and her unborn child to death with his bare hands. It's never made 100 percent clear if Ralphie burned down the horse stables but he still had it coming.
Kinda true when people say Tony was a selfish sociopath. He only cares when people's money are green to him. Anything else to his crew are in the back of his mind
@@sWrd_Master "guy was a piece of shit"
.......actually it was the next season
Furio slipping on that ice and cursing in Italian is way funnier than it should be..
His final yelp before the scene cuts especially.
*In Neapolitan
He's not used to ice being from Italy.
@@JasonJones-ty1xb It snows in Italy
@@2UNIEK Then melts right away. Heck, even in England and Ireland it snows then melts fairly quickly. Western European winters are way more mild than Northern North American winters.
Paulie was the cause of like 60% of the problems in this show...
And I still loved him lol
95%
It was more of paulie trying to be old school, and being told no by a mental midget 30 years younger than him
@Big Daddy let’s not forget tony killed Ralph and was willing to blame it on New York. The only real problem paulie started was with the Russian
Chris, Paulie, and the two of them together caused *at least* 2/3 of the show’s problems, either directly or indirectly. I’d say Blundetto & Tony himself probably deserve at least 10% each
Ralph was one of the worst slimeballs on a TV series but that prank call was golden
Matrix too
Same in Momento
He was the funniest for sure
He's in my top 5 for great characters on the show
Nah Paulie is a snake if anyone, all Ralph did was talk shit and make money
3:11
“I can’t believe this!”
“Why not? Last year you believed that flying saucer was over East Rutherford.”
😭😭😭 My absolute favorite Ralphie line
😭😭😭😭
Joey Pants is a funny guy.
@@benjaminperez7328Funny how?
T like a dad with his kids "I'm not gonna tell you again!"
They left him waiting outside like an a**hole, fkin 11 degree weather..... cant stop laughing.
Me too😂
He was standing out there with nothing but his cock in his hands!
“…a gerbil, ma’am” the fact that he clarifies the type of small rodent kills me every time.
was that not a reference to Richard Gere?
@@Laura-oe2dl nope
Lol.....Tony had to deal with so much bullshit running this crew.
glorified crew.
This scene just goes to show the sense of entitlement Paulie had. Dude was straight up unprofessional
@@alanross2482 for being the most senior officer of the crew,Paulie was ironically the dumbest
@@olofacosta3192 maybe but he was also as shifty as Shithouse rat. Then again they all are
Jersey? Come on huh?
Ralphie was brilliant but twisted.
He tried to screw over Neo and Morpheus too
100 subs without a video he also tried to kill the goonies
@Matt Voyer Ralphie cracked that mystery too
Same in Momento
He was a nasty little prick, but often a hilarious one. That's why I never understood all the hate he got from the critics.
I love how ralphie is upset about losing sleep over a situation he caused 😅
And acts bewildered when people react negatively to him being an unapologetic a-hole.
I love how it was all Tony could do to not bust out laughing over Ralph's prank calk to Nucci.
Feline goddess Bastet. Very nice.
Tony?
@@mike47734 Tony says "Well that was deplorable" but you could tell he had to force himself not to laugh.
@@secondcomingofbast9908 no that was about the Johnny Sack joke.
@@mike47734 He did that over both of them.
When he's making the call to Paulie's mom, I love how Ralphie is acting as if Paulie's mom is in the room, with his body language and so on. He really got into the role for that joke.
That's not what he is doing. 😂 Hes pkaying it up for him crew in the room.
He's a good actoe
I like how Paulie’s mom has the Clapper. Typical Nucci. You gotta love the little things on this show.
Ralph should have said during the prank call that Paulie doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete before hanging up.
Is there a sapranos clip you don’t post on lol
Less original
How to tell when someone recently got into The Sopranos
no
nope
stop it
I saw that one coming!
You can tell Tony's trying hard not to laugh when Paulie is talking about Ralph pranking his mom 😆
That's not his mom 😉
Aunt*
Nervous bowel syndrome. 😂
Mike hunt of the beavers town police dept. Ralphie was my favorite character
Beaver Falls
If Furio didnt slip and fall on the ice, the New York war may have never happened!
Exactly Phil saw that as a sign of weakness
@@Mattraction513 That fucking klutz Giunta, I can't even say his name....
@@O15Omnicron Don't do it to yourself Don
He graduated from slip and fall school
@@jimreily7538He must’ve been the top of his fckin’ class.