Same, was expecting a joke about one of them, maybe sometime like holding a grudge and it's the weirdest most surreal things but also makes sense. Seth is great at that and at the comedic version of a jump scare which is what he did do with it 😂 though I guess a murder suicide is kind of the ultimate grudge :x
I do not work at Late Night, but I did work in 30 Rock until my role went fully remote about two years ago. Some months after that, I went into the office and dumped the entire contents of my desk into an IKEA bag which I then took home and stuffed in a closet and forgot about. At some point in the subsequent year and a half, I discovered and then worked my way through every single episode of Corrections, finally catching up last week. Today, I needed to find something in that IKEA bag, and while digging through it I found a stack of those early pandemic era "This area has been cleaned & disinfected" signs that the cleaning staff used to leave on our desks each night, and which I kept to use as scrap paper. I had completely forgotten that this was the origin of the Corrections notes, and for an appalling moment it felt like Corrections had somehow invaded my home and hidden itself in my bedroom closet. Truly unsettling. It is pretty great scrap paper though.
8:30 Thank you Seth, for referencing my *crickets* joke from yesterday on “Seth Repurposes A Joke A Jackal Sent In As A Carnac The Magnificent Punchline!”
@@razzledazzyl And for the laughter of the children. Those poor, sad children looking for their dead puppy. Anyway, great joke, and I loved Seth's presentation.
I just went back to episode 101, to get the context for Celebrity Baby teeth, and realized this is just a sneaky trick to jack up the view count for older episodes. Wake up Jackals!
Opening with an inside joke about a staff member, that draws huge laughs but is not in any way explained, followed by 2-3 more inside jokes - this is 99% of the reason I never miss Corrections.
If you ever miss an ep, it will be the one where he explains who Chazz is, and what he did that week; and where he tells us the deal with the black ring. I think that the fear of missing out is the first stage in full-blown Corrections addiction.
Hearing Seth say "See me next week" has given me reason to make it thru another work week. I'll be looking forward to episode103 from now until then. xo
So...I was listening to the CBC radio up here in Canada the other day... the show was called "Commotion". They were discussing John Mulaney's "Evrybdy's in LA". The guest was saying how innovative it was and how there wasn't any innovation in late night shows. To which I thought, "You haven't seen Corrections". Then she complained how innovation needs financial investment and networks weren't willing to pony up. To which I thought, "You REALLY haven't seen Corrections." 🤣 Perfect as always. 😘
Correction: The Declaration of Independence was adopted by the Continental Congress on July 2nd, not the 4th. It was publicly announced on the 4th. In fact, John Adams wrote Abigail later that he expected July 2nd to become our great national holiday.
Correcting the correction: Independence was declared on the 2nd, which was why Adams thought that would be the holiday. The text of the Declaration was adopted on the 4th, so that was the date on the original printings that went out to the public + got cemented in the popular consciousness. Seth was absolutely correct in his phrasing. Additional information: Independence wasn't actually unanimous until July 9th because New York was late to the party. The embossed (read: fancy) copy of the Declaration was signed by most of the signers on August 2nd, but some of the signers were elected after that. Thomas McKean may not have signed until 1783. In later years, when McKean was trying to prove he did sign, Jefferson's government issued a statement saying everyone signed on the 4th + McKean was senile because they were already so committed to the myth of the 4th of July.
I worked as a copy boy for quite a while. It makes me giggle a lot to think about some awkward weirdo, walking in and expecting naughty stuff, and only seeing rows of printers and office supplies. 😂
When I was a kid, I was kind of scared to go into Kinko's because of the name. Yeah, everybody said it was just a place to make copies, but then why was it called Kinko's? There had to be something kinky going on in there. Eventually, I got over it and made lots of copies there, but as a kid, the name was intimidating.
I just wanted to let you know that late last year my sister and I were talking about Strike Force Five. She didn't know all the co-hosts names and kept referring to "the old one". I thought she meant Colbert or John Oliver, but no. I asked if she meant one of the guests, like Jon Stewart or David Letterman, she said "no, the old one." She then Googled Strike Force Five and showed me a picture of Seth. If it helps at all, we're Australian and Seth's Australian accent is terrible enough that no further retribution is required.
While everyone else breathlessly awaits the next chapter of Celebrity Baby Teeth, all I want is Taylor’s diss track response to Mandolin (Seth’s version).
If that comment survives and outlives us all, there will surely be some future reader who will read it from start to finish and be completely baffled by its forgotten context.
Every segment of Celebrity Baby Teeth leaves me on the edge, breathlessly waiting to see what will happen in the next installment…if only we had a term for that
@@satelliteoflove2024 if you can't "hang" until the next one, you can at the very least see John and Jimmy talking about weird baby teeth encounters on Fallon's show.
Can't beleive this thing has been going on for 3 years. And with everything that's changed, corrections has been probably one of the only constants since pretty much the begining of my PhD research. Now I'm graduating in 2 months, absolute madness.
I hope your research was on something that can be used to correct other people on the Internet; otherwise, what was the point? ☺ But congratulations! This is a big deal, and you should be proud. But also humble, so you won't get beat up for being too smart.
@@sherinameless1618 I try my best to toe that line. And my research was in sustainability and carbon reduction, so a lot of correction potential there. And thanks, I've not really got to celebrate it much, to the point I keep forgetting I'm an actual doctor now😂
Good luck on the emmy nominations! Bird Bane is an epic choice, although I don't envy you & your staff having to choose a single Corrections to submit! ❤🐾
There are some (certainly not me) who would point out that an eponym is the person a thing was named after, not the thing itself. So Pavlova (the dancer) was eponymous, but Pavlova (the dessert) is not.
Correction(ish?): so while most ballerinas are not necessarily tossed in the air like cheerleaders are, many are lifted during jumps. There is the occasional “toss” into the air (an example is the “Cheshire Cat lift” and the Washington Ballet has a video that shows the ballerina being lifted from a jump above the male dancer’s head). But for the most part ballerinas are told not to gain weight (whether in those exact words or not) in part because the men do sometimes lift them over their heads. There are many pas de deux that have the man walking across the stage while holding the woman over his head in a held position. Idk but I would argue that’s probably just as hard as throwing someone over your head? Especially considering how sometimes they carry the woman with only one arm over their head while walking across the stage. I was a ballerina myself for over a decade and was part of a number of lifts as well as other aspects of pas de deux which require a lot of strength on the part of the man. And yes, we the women were sometimes told to watch our weight because the men had to lift us. Anyway, I’m so happy that you’re continuing corrections Seth!! Been here since your first episode of corrections and finally have a small bit of information to provide :)
11:00 The irony is that Doug Jones’ most famous role was Pan’s Labyrinth, a famously not-American film. I guess he’s also famous for Star Trek Discovery, but I’m pretty sure they film that in outer space.
I wanted to somehow add to your glorious ’film it in outer space’ comment but all I could think of was something about ‘yeah that’s why Star Trek is filmed in outer space language’ then I remembered Klingon is an entirely functioning language learnable on more language apps than Icelandic…!
But the key takeaway from Seth's remark is that some Jackals are smart, like you, and others are people who, although American, never watch quality film or TV, only Corrections.
Did anyone else catch "maybe he *was* the king" when Seth failed his first attempt to open the envelope? 9:21 A subtle but quick-witted homage to Carson!
Favorite movie line of a shop teacher from Spider-Man Homecoming: "Keep your fingers clear of the blades" (said by an actor portraying a distracted shop teacher working through a crossword puzzle, with the pizzazz of a '2 years older from now Seth Meyers'... with glasses.
Some answering machines had two tapes, one for incoming messages and one for the outgoing message. So in theory you could pull out the tape with the outgoing message while an incoming message was playing.
I also feel it was intended to be an illogical ‘the machine won’t die’ joke. It was just made a little sad by it being such a beautiful machine that got smashed
C'mon guys.. It's a replica with a memory chip inside, and that's the last tape cassette they have in the studio. Save it for later! - the prep "engineer" shouted.
When Seth read the Pre-face of Celebrity Baby Teeth, he sounded just like John Mulaney. And his "you should have seen his face [fess]" joke right after was Chef's Kiss! 😄
1:56 Fun Fact: Ellen’s solution to Seth’s last minute Bird Bane mask idea was to just ask herself “Fred Armisen knows how to deal with Seth’s bullshit. What would he do?” . . . Put a bird on it!
I worked for Kinko’s for many years, including a year after it was bought by FedEx and re-branded as FedEx Office. The name Kinko’s is so ingrained in the minds of people of a certain vintage I have even seen some current locations labeled as FedEx Office with signage indicating “Kinko’s inside.” I have fond memories of working there from the quirky customers I met to the students I painstakingly helped format their dissertations to the exacting standards required. I even got an early copy of a cassette of Bill Hicks recorded under the name Marble Head Johnson in return for helping the producer find the best stock for printing the J-cards on in those early days of color copiers. I really appreciate the exposure to the local “scene” from comic artists to band flyers to budding authors or world renowned experts in Mayan hieroglyphics.
I watched Johnny Carson as a wee lad, and one of my first words after mom and dad was "Here's Johnny!". So I greatly appreciated the Carnac the Magnificent homage.
My best friends moved to South Dakota (from Texas, where I have lived my entire life, and will unequivocally say is better than South Dakota in nearly every way aside from temperatures in the summer) I visited them in South Dakota exactly one time- late December, 2019, I was the ONLY PERSON on the flight to SD who was heading TO their vacation destination, EVERYONE else was headed home from their vacation. Based on this visit I can say that even 1 Dakota is 1 too many,
Only visited US once, 1987, work 1 day, then 3 weeks "free" driving east to Chicago, spent most of it in SD, NE. Impression: slow; shocked by shot-up town signs, but people were friendly, helpful, curious about why we were there. "For the history? We have none" was common. Regret not knowing tips were important for wait staff. Chicago was a complete change of pace. I saw an unatteded suitcase in the airport, found someone in uniform, quietly said possible bomb, and he shrugged.
Thanks! Now I can check that off of my list of unsolved mysteries. You must attend all the live tapings, to keep us informed: we will call you Agent 008, Jackal Bond.
OMFGs - The pencil is a Corrections in-joke!!! The LNWSM ident / logo is actually a Corrections logo. The pencil in the ident is symbolising Corrections. *slightly breathless, by eureka moment after months long puzzlement, and running to the top of the already K deep Corrections feed, yelling ‘wextra wextra’*
@@razzledazzyl right!!! He used one of mine years ago. I felt so accomplished that I got Seth Meyer to laugh. It’s not a great accomplishment (Seth laughs at everything) but it was an accomplishment of sorts. Maybe. Or not. I guess I felt seen
Again, I just love that this thing is real and happening. It's kinda like a toddler dancing or laughing really hard. Not the corner stone to a new movement or anything, but a flower in a sea of green leaves that makes you happy and smile, just for itself and the act of being.
CORRECTIONS - Breaking the answering machine only broke the means of playing the message; the message was on the tape, so instead of throwing the cassette tape away he should have pulled all the tape out of the cassette to destroy the message. With the tape intact, anyone can get another answering machine and play the message again.
That's true, however, I believe it was demonstrated that the answering machine in question was being hunted or otherwise possessed, and playing the message even in the absence of the tape. Regardless of how Seth destroyed the tape later, that specific answering machine had been compromised. It needed to die.
Just watched Seth being interviewed by Andy Samberg at the Paley Center, in honor of 10 years at Late Night. Anyway, he said that doing Corrections is his favorite thing, and he spends Thursday reading the comments. And he talked about the Mac Tonight gifts he receives, and about hanging up on Andy. It's a very good interview, and Seth comes across as a really nice guy. Which I know isn't true, because he made me think that he was ending Corrections!
We old timey folks are just happy that some people realize that phones can be used to talk to other people, and that messages can be left in a non-text manner.
With the Double Cicada brood this year it's the perfect time to debut "Cicada, Cicada"
Cicayda, cicahda.
Seth was more than a year ahead with his play.
With promo tie-in McCicada sandwich!
@@prenks23 The McCicada is back!
@@dire_5 you mean the NEW McCicada is back? 😉
" -Cicada, Cicada-
Cicada!, Cicada! "
Never thought I'd laugh out loud at hearing the words "murder-suicide." This is the power of Corrections.
Same, was expecting a joke about one of them, maybe sometime like holding a grudge and it's the weirdest most surreal things but also makes sense. Seth is great at that and at the comedic version of a jump scare which is what he did do with it 😂 though I guess a murder suicide is kind of the ultimate grudge :x
I love how this segment is equivalent to a casual Friday in an office of 14 people.
I got beers
At about 2:30. Too late to start anything and too early to leave.
I do not work at Late Night, but I did work in 30 Rock until my role went fully remote about two years ago. Some months after that, I went into the office and dumped the entire contents of my desk into an IKEA bag which I then took home and stuffed in a closet and forgot about.
At some point in the subsequent year and a half, I discovered and then worked my way through every single episode of Corrections, finally catching up last week.
Today, I needed to find something in that IKEA bag, and while digging through it I found a stack of those early pandemic era "This area has been cleaned & disinfected" signs that the cleaning staff used to leave on our desks each night, and which I kept to use as scrap paper.
I had completely forgotten that this was the origin of the Corrections notes, and for an appalling moment it felt like Corrections had somehow invaded my home and hidden itself in my bedroom closet. Truly unsettling. It is pretty great scrap paper though.
That's amazing!
Love this story.
Are you now making Corrections at home? Is it as good as store bought?
@@phelan_pt well now I need to find out
Loving jackal learning the backstory detected.
Seth: tells us for months Corrections ends at episode 100
Also Seth: why didn't episode 101 get more views!?
And he calls US jackals
The new McJackal is back!
Because episode 101 was clearly a trap.
Idk why you've ever trusted corrections would stop at 100
🤫🤫🤫 don't tempt him to tell us that ever again
We were simply jackals -made in his image
“Off licensee ballet place”
I love corrections so much.
Kinky's ?
Mate, I don’t think that’s a ballet place
@@keldaogg2157 Nah, PIroettes
Fun fact: the strip clubs in Windsor, across the bridge from Detroit are often referred to as "The Canadian Ballet".
@@PaulMcCannWebBuilder there we go, now it all makes sense
Correction - The McWolf cannot be "a new McDonald's sandwich" and also be "back."
"My anaconda dont want none unless you got buns, hun!" Sandwich got "back."
Unless it's back from the future.
Or unless it's from the back of the animal
Or unless the animal in question was brought back from extinction to eat
Marty McFly meets Teen Wolf. Michael J Fox inception@@Zahaqiel
8:30 Thank you Seth, for referencing my *crickets* joke from yesterday on “Seth Repurposes A Joke A Jackal Sent In As A Carnac The Magnificent Punchline!”
Seth needs to start paying you!
@@sherinameless1618 Much like Seth, I don’t do it for financial cause. I do it for the applause from all those Jackal paws.
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@@razzledazzyl And for the laughter of the children. Those poor, sad children looking for their dead puppy.
Anyway, great joke, and I loved Seth's presentation.
@@sherinameless1618It was Carnac the Magnificent! What’s not to love? 🙌🙌🙌
You may not think the difference between North and South Dakota is important, but the difference is very important to your dog.
⬆️Funniest thing about corrections 102
Is that a joke about the lady who killed her puppy or is there actually some law difference regarding dogs?
@@singingsunflower9000 about governor kristi noem, the wacko that killed her puppy.
I think it is the caliber of the jokes that makes the difference.
I'm imagining dogs running for the border with Kriti Noem hot on their tails
I love the seamless accent switch from Jersey to German.
"We're going to destroy it for entertainment...with a hammer." Klaus! Get in here!
PRODUCTION NOTE: Celebrity Baby Teeth definitely needs a "Previously On" full recap from the week before.
Oh excellent point!
Also, you should read the entire preface so we have the full context.
Maybe only if a sentence is broken Seth should read its start?
I don’t comment much but I’m commenting to agree because I forgot about it 😂
I just went back to episode 101, to get the context for Celebrity Baby teeth, and realized this is just a sneaky trick to jack up the view count for older episodes. Wake up Jackals!
“You should have seen his face” deserved a way bigger laugh
Was the all-cabbage diet why Hitler was such a sour kraut?
(you can't say you did notsee that one coming)
I did nazi that coming.
Bravo, Someone’s Dad. Bravo. 👏
That joke is collecting social security.
the stupid "preface" joke about how "you shoulda seen his face" was what got me this time
Yeah, I'm not proud of how hard I laughed at that one!
Oh thank god I'm not the only one.
Oh oh oh, finally after reading two comments I got it: ‘pre-face’! I’m not sure the joke makes sense
@@betsiecleworth5853 if you're unsure of whether it "makes sense", don't read the comments, rewatch the performance of the joke. 13:06 - *13:13*
@@sparkythancztwise k… *feeling all the resentment of a teen caught out reading the Cliff-Notes and being told off to go do their homework properly*
Epony-mousse is when you give your name to a dessert.
No only when it’s named after certain ballerinas from The Nutcracker
Ba doom tish! 🥁
Eponym-mousse
I missed that one when Seth said it, thanks for clarifying
Opening with an inside joke about a staff member, that draws huge laughs but is not in any way explained, followed by 2-3 more inside jokes - this is 99% of the reason I never miss Corrections.
If you ever miss an ep, it will be the one where he explains who Chazz is, and what he did that week; and where he tells us the deal with the black ring. I think that the fear of missing out is the first stage in full-blown Corrections addiction.
The black ring. I had forgotten to look that up.
The preface/face joke went nearly undetected but I loved it.
Corrections is a hopeful beam of light in my existential gloom.
Hearing Seth say "See me next week" has given me reason to make it thru another work week. I'll be looking forward to episode103 from now until then. xo
I love that he brought up the Doug Jones's comment and then just left it there. Not even a hint of "google him" even. Its beautiful.
I still don't get why he wasn't nominated for Pan's Labyrinth or The Shape of Water.
"Schumacher was so embarrassed"
Well either there was one tooth too many, or one of them broke in half.
I'm betting it was the former, and done just to mess with the jackals...😂
"You shoulda seen his fess" killed me
The length of time to think of a chicken part😂😂😂 just woke my husband up!
He was thinking "waddle it be"
So...I was listening to the CBC radio up here in Canada the other day... the show was called "Commotion". They were discussing John Mulaney's "Evrybdy's in LA". The guest was saying how innovative it was and how there wasn't any innovation in late night shows. To which I thought, "You haven't seen Corrections". Then she complained how innovation needs financial investment and networks weren't willing to pony up. To which I thought, "You REALLY haven't seen Corrections." 🤣
Perfect as always. 😘
nothing like saying "that's nothing to laugh about" to a joke that absolutely bombed.
Safety giggles was such a cute bow to put on this gift to us! 🎁
Btw, thanks for the googs today on A Closer Look. It's the little things like that which help keep us in this cult.
I genuinely exclaimed, "He gave us the googs!"
we all want ‘em
@@prenks23 Me too!🤣
I also exclaimed it, then felt obscurely bad since ‘g**gs’ sounds like an as yet unallocated but grossly offensive racial slur
Best cult ever.
Correction: The Declaration of Independence was adopted by the Continental Congress on July 2nd, not the 4th. It was publicly announced on the 4th. In fact, John Adams wrote Abigail later that he expected July 2nd to become our great national holiday.
Also, 2026 will be the semiquincentennial, if our species makes it that long.
Ah, I’ve been beaten to it. :)
Correcting the correction: Independence was declared on the 2nd, which was why Adams thought that would be the holiday. The text of the Declaration was adopted on the 4th, so that was the date on the original printings that went out to the public + got cemented in the popular consciousness. Seth was absolutely correct in his phrasing.
Additional information: Independence wasn't actually unanimous until July 9th because New York was late to the party. The embossed (read: fancy) copy of the Declaration was signed by most of the signers on August 2nd, but some of the signers were elected after that. Thomas McKean may not have signed until 1783. In later years, when McKean was trying to prove he did sign, Jefferson's government issued a statement saying everyone signed on the 4th + McKean was senile because they were already so committed to the myth of the 4th of July.
Also, it wasn't a murder suicide
@@boombox05yeah right G-man, we know the turth
I worked as a copy boy for quite a while. It makes me giggle a lot to think about some awkward weirdo, walking in and expecting naughty stuff, and only seeing rows of printers and office supplies. 😂
When I was a kid, I was kind of scared to go into Kinko's because of the name. Yeah, everybody said it was just a place to make copies, but then why was it called Kinko's? There had to be something kinky going on in there.
Eventually, I got over it and made lots of copies there, but as a kid, the name was intimidating.
I just wanted to let you know that late last year my sister and I were talking about Strike Force Five. She didn't know all the co-hosts names and kept referring to "the old one". I thought she meant Colbert or John Oliver, but no. I asked if she meant one of the guests, like Jon Stewart or David Letterman, she said "no, the old one." She then Googled Strike Force Five and showed me a picture of Seth. If it helps at all, we're Australian and Seth's Australian accent is terrible enough that no further retribution is required.
Adorable story 😂
Haha if your comment doesn't wind up somewhere in episode 103 I'll be shocked.
"Seth's Australian accent is terrible enough that no further retribution is required." 🤣🤣🤣
Thats way too funny i cant decide if i hope its true or not to save Seths feelings 😂
The ballet joke was on point
En pointe! 😂
Good one!
My favourite time of the week!!! Wooohooo thank you for keeping this going
That wasn't a "ballet place" Seth went to.
It was the "Cirque du Dismay"
Correction : Cirque du désarroi
I assumed it was Kinky's
Who else stays up late to watch these rather than wait until Friday?
You can watch these on Friday??? :)
Well it's only 9:30 here
I guess I stay up late for the “corrections” part of late night.
It's 12.30am on the East Coast.
Me, although it’s Friday in my time zone 😉
As someone who was addicted to Carson's Comedy Classics as a kid, this was a special treat.
As someone who watched Carson as an adult every night on TV, this was great as well.
Yesss, I'm so glad it's Thursday night, and I get to watch Corrections!! 🐾🥰
Corrections is something I look forward to every week. Greatest way to welcome the weekend!
While everyone else breathlessly awaits the next chapter of Celebrity Baby Teeth, all I want is Taylor’s diss track response to Mandolin (Seth’s version).
If that comment survives and outlives us all, there will surely be some future reader who will read it from start to finish and be completely baffled by its forgotten context.
@@UpstateMediaNY Almost all of the current human culture and experience stored in digital form will not last any significant time.
Every segment of Celebrity Baby Teeth leaves me on the edge, breathlessly waiting to see what will happen in the next installment…if only we had a term for that
@@satelliteoflove2024Teething?
@@satelliteoflove2024 if you can't "hang" until the next one, you can at the very least see John and Jimmy talking about weird baby teeth encounters on Fallon's show.
Genuinely brightens up my Friday whenever i see a new corrections, thanks to Seth and the team y'all are incredible
can't wait for next week, when Seth finds a blindfold and decides to make the Bird Bane Box
And a McWolf attacks him.
Can't beleive this thing has been going on for 3 years. And with everything that's changed, corrections has been probably one of the only constants since pretty much the begining of my PhD research. Now I'm graduating in 2 months, absolute madness.
I hope your research was on something that can be used to correct other people on the Internet; otherwise, what was the point? ☺
But congratulations! This is a big deal, and you should be proud. But also humble, so you won't get beat up for being too smart.
@@sherinameless1618 I try my best to toe that line. And my research was in sustainability and carbon reduction, so a lot of correction potential there. And thanks, I've not really got to celebrate it much, to the point I keep forgetting I'm an actual doctor now😂
1:04 thanks - melts my jackal heart to be included
Jackals have hearts? Who knew?
Good luck on the emmy nominations! Bird Bane is an epic choice, although I don't envy you & your staff having to choose a single Corrections to submit! ❤🐾
I'm surprised you were supplied with safety glasses for the answering machine but not after all the near misses with the pencil.
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I have a fever.
The ONLY cure is more Corrections!!
There are some (certainly not me) who would point out that an eponym is the person a thing was named after, not the thing itself. So Pavlova (the dancer) was eponymous, but Pavlova (the dessert) is not.
This needs up voting. Top Jackal-ing
Good point.
Actually, I think Seth is right, under the second definition below:
“a name (as of a drug or a disease) based on or derived from an eponym”
You could say Pavlova’s eponymous dessert.
Because eponym is a noun and eponymous is an adjective.
Correction(ish?): so while most ballerinas are not necessarily tossed in the air like cheerleaders are, many are lifted during jumps. There is the occasional “toss” into the air (an example is the “Cheshire Cat lift” and the Washington Ballet has a video that shows the ballerina being lifted from a jump above the male dancer’s head). But for the most part ballerinas are told not to gain weight (whether in those exact words or not) in part because the men do sometimes lift them over their heads. There are many pas de deux that have the man walking across the stage while holding the woman over his head in a held position. Idk but I would argue that’s probably just as hard as throwing someone over your head? Especially considering how sometimes they carry the woman with only one arm over their head while walking across the stage. I was a ballerina myself for over a decade and was part of a number of lifts as well as other aspects of pas de deux which require a lot of strength on the part of the man. And yes, we the women were sometimes told to watch our weight because the men had to lift us.
Anyway, I’m so happy that you’re continuing corrections Seth!! Been here since your first episode of corrections and finally have a small bit of information to provide :)
couldn't the men just get stronger? ^,^
I’m sorry ‘Cheshire Cat lift’??!
@@diazinthalso yes, yes, entirely correct
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11:00 The irony is that Doug Jones’ most famous role was Pan’s Labyrinth, a famously not-American film. I guess he’s also famous for Star Trek Discovery, but I’m pretty sure they film that in outer space.
I wanted to somehow add to your glorious ’film it in outer space’ comment but all I could think of was something about ‘yeah that’s why Star Trek is filmed in outer space language’ then I remembered Klingon is an entirely functioning language learnable on more language apps than Icelandic…!
Also the original Hellboy movies and the Shape of Water, but those are all classified.
But the key takeaway from Seth's remark is that some Jackals are smart, like you, and others are people who, although American, never watch quality film or TV, only Corrections.
@@sherinameless1618 I’m not sure ‘smart’ is the descriptor he was going for
@@sherinameless1618only corrections and not even late night.
Did anyone else catch "maybe he *was* the king" when Seth failed his first attempt to open the envelope? 9:21 A subtle but quick-witted homage to Carson!
haha safety giggles LOL
My first thing to watch, any Friday morning it's in The Feed. Thanks for not quitting us, Seth ❤
We love you, Seth, and your whole crew!
Favorite movie line of a shop teacher from Spider-Man Homecoming: "Keep your fingers clear of the blades" (said by an actor portraying a distracted shop teacher working through a crossword puzzle, with the pizzazz of a '2 years older from now Seth Meyers'... with glasses.
God help me I laughed at the Hitler handle bar mustache bit.
Sometimes this thing is the best when it's the worst. Happened to me.
Ok then can you help me with it? I feel like such a fool. Cabbage.. handle bar mustache... just summoning more *crickets* for me. (Intentional.) 😬
I love corrections. Funnier than the show itself. ++++
Some answering machines had two tapes, one for incoming messages and one for the outgoing message. So in theory you could pull out the tape with the outgoing message while an incoming message was playing.
I also feel it was intended to be an illogical ‘the machine won’t die’ joke. It was just made a little sad by it being such a beautiful machine that got smashed
"In theory"
Not "in practice"
Wonder how often it happened, lol
I demand to know what is on the tape and why Seth made such effort to keep it.
C'mon guys.. It's a replica with a memory chip inside, and that's the last tape cassette they have in the studio. Save it for later! - the prep "engineer" shouted.
I loved “Safety Giggles” on the card. That was my favorite part! I love getting my safety giggles each week with corrections.
Cutting edge comedy... "Who shot JR?" Coming up next, "Who is Rosebud?"
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Rosebud was the sleigh 🛷🛷
Aka the loss of childhood. ✨🌞
A sleigh is pulled by horses. “Rosebud” was Kane’s sled (spoiler alert: it ends up in a furnace).
@@KennethHabeck-yg7ln I grew up mostly in the South so sleigh/sled... 🙄😒 It's a TH-cam comment, not a legal document.
And I watched Citizen Cane till the ending credits.
When Seth read the Pre-face of Celebrity Baby Teeth, he sounded just like John Mulaney. And his "you should have seen his face [fess]" joke right after was Chef's Kiss! 😄
1:56 Fun Fact: Ellen’s solution to Seth’s last minute Bird Bane mask idea was to just ask herself “Fred Armisen knows how to deal with Seth’s bullshit. What would he do?” . . . Put a bird on it!
I love this side of Seth
The front?
@@betsiecleworth5853 🤣
We love your show seth meyers
"CRICKETS! Hey-oh!" Thank you Ed McMahon.
I worked for Kinko’s for many years, including a year after it was bought by FedEx and re-branded as FedEx Office. The name Kinko’s is so ingrained in the minds of people of a certain vintage I have even seen some current locations labeled as FedEx Office with signage indicating “Kinko’s inside.” I have fond memories of working there from the quirky customers I met to the students I painstakingly helped format their dissertations to the exacting standards required. I even got an early copy of a cassette of Bill Hicks recorded under the name Marble Head Johnson in return for helping the producer find the best stock for printing the J-cards on in those early days of color copiers. I really appreciate the exposure to the local “scene” from comic artists to band flyers to budding authors or world renowned experts in Mayan hieroglyphics.
Thank you for these! I have crippling insomnia except on Thursdays. You're a god send!
Carnac envelope: Murder-Suicide
Inside: What happened to Kristi Noem's dog and career at the exact same moment.
I love the atmosphere on corrections
I watched Johnny Carson as a wee lad, and one of my first words after mom and dad was "Here's Johnny!". So I greatly appreciated the Carnac the Magnificent homage.
Same here. When I was like two or three, I'd always hide behind the curtains and walk out like he did.
My best friends moved to South Dakota (from Texas, where I have lived my entire life, and will unequivocally say is better than South Dakota in nearly every way aside from temperatures in the summer) I visited them in South Dakota exactly one time- late December, 2019, I was the ONLY PERSON on the flight to SD who was heading TO their vacation destination, EVERYONE else was headed home from their vacation. Based on this visit I can say that even 1 Dakota is 1 too many,
Only visited US once, 1987, work 1 day, then 3 weeks "free" driving east to Chicago, spent most of it in SD, NE. Impression: slow; shocked by shot-up town signs, but people were friendly, helpful, curious about why we were there. "For the history? We have none" was common. Regret not knowing tips were important for wait staff. Chicago was a complete change of pace. I saw an unatteded suitcase in the airport, found someone in uniform, quietly said possible bomb, and he shrugged.
Both of these comments are weird
CORRECTIONS - It is said that John Adams’ last words were “But Jefferson lives” although Jefferson had already died earlier in the day.
James Cameron needs to make an action movie based on this new knowledge.
Words to that effect anyway. I personally heard somewhere that it was "Thomas Jefferson still survives."
He was just telling that to the cops to put them off his trail.
@@MrAntipagandaI thought it was poor taste sarcasm
😂@@MrAntipaganda
My favorite Thursday night tradition is solidified.
More "Seth Repurposes A Joke A Jackal Sent In As A Carnac The Magnificent Punchline," please!
Yes, that would be a great running bit! Dare I say better than "Celebrity Baby Teeth?" Yes, I dare, because nobody reads my comments
I feel like it if was sealed in a mayonnaise jar, it would be "Hellmanntically" sealed.
My fave part of the week!
I love that you always remember to say "see me next week". 😄
CRICKETS!
Best joke ever. I think we can retire CORRECTIONS for all time. Leave them wanting more not less.
I may be biased, but I think Episode 102 should be the Emmy submission.
Love The Dallas reference, very timely and topical. Anytime you bring up Larry Hagman, it's going to be clickbait.
it feels good to be in on the Chaz joke since i got to see the live taping of the show. shout out Chaz, the newest and best camera op.
Thanks! Now I can check that off of my list of unsolved mysteries. You must attend all the live tapings, to keep us informed: we will call you Agent 008, Jackal Bond.
@@sherinameless1618 i think they'd see me and notice unless i wear a different mustache every time
Love Kinko’s references! College memories for me.
Seth's response to the jackals about the answering machine tape bit was pure gold.
Seth is a perfect combo of satire and comedy.
I love that we jackaled Seth enough for him to have to address starting Baby Teeth in the middle. We need to hear more of the Prefice
OMFGs - The pencil is a Corrections in-joke!!! The LNWSM ident / logo is actually a Corrections logo. The pencil in the ident is symbolising Corrections.
*slightly breathless, by eureka moment after months long puzzlement, and running to the top of the already K deep Corrections feed, yelling ‘wextra wextra’*
9:32 I love his satisfied expression after this one
I love corrections. I love that he uses jackal’s jokes. Even when they are bad
If it weren’t for Seth, who would groan at my stinkers?
@@razzledazzyl right!!! He used one of mine years ago. I felt so accomplished that I got Seth Meyer to laugh. It’s not a great accomplishment (Seth laughs at everything) but it was an accomplishment of sorts. Maybe. Or not. I guess I felt seen
Again, I just love that this thing is real and happening. It's kinda like a toddler dancing or laughing really hard. Not the corner stone to a new movement or anything, but a flower in a sea of green leaves that makes you happy and smile, just for itself and the act of being.
The Johnny Carson bit was greatly under appreciated. Really nice homage.
Depends on which audience you think about. The ones at home were definitely enjoying it.
Seth, you and I are almost the same age - and I really appreciate your 80's/90's deep cut references. :)
CORRECTIONS - Breaking the answering machine only broke the means of playing the message; the message was on the tape, so instead of throwing the cassette tape away he should have pulled all the tape out of the cassette to destroy the message. With the tape intact, anyone can get another answering machine and play the message again.
That's true, however, I believe it was demonstrated that the answering machine in question was being hunted or otherwise possessed, and playing the message even in the absence of the tape. Regardless of how Seth destroyed the tape later, that specific answering machine had been compromised. It needed to die.
1. Correction, haunted. Easy edit. 2. Why did he keep the tape?? What is on the tape? We should demand to know!
More corrections! Makes my heart happy! 😊❤
I love how these are still longer than a closer look
Seth I really loved the carnac bit. Crickets 😂😂
Chaz is the newest character in the Meyers Cinematic Universe
Laughed out loud at “those girls are getting chucked”
Does Seth not have a "Johnny Carson" for the Carnac bit? I loved the preface to Celebrity Baby Teeth.
Just watched Seth being interviewed by Andy Samberg at the Paley Center, in honor of 10 years at Late Night. Anyway, he said that doing Corrections is his favorite thing, and he spends Thursday reading the comments. And he talked about the Mac Tonight gifts he receives, and about hanging up on Andy. It's a very good interview, and Seth comes across as a really nice guy. Which I know isn't true, because he made me think that he was ending Corrections!
That Bird Bane shout-out was awesome. Wish they’d caught video of the costume.
Mid to late 80's (maybe even early 90's) Answering Machine classified as, "Old Timey". Thanks for that.
We old timey folks are just happy that some people realize that phones can be used to talk to other people, and that messages can be left in a non-text manner.
It joins the ranks of the my favorite songs that ar enow played as Classic Rock.
“Kenny says that’s extra”. So good 😂😂
Did not love explaining that joke to my tween. Or the dallas joke.
Kenny says, "That's extra." 😂
I laughed hard 😂 he really just slipped it in there
Eponymous was the name if the first REM greatest hits album. Gotta love erudite bands.