CORRECTION of a CORRECTION: it breaks my heart, but a sister- or brother jackal made a mistake. The spider in the picture (likely a Funnel Web Spider, Atrax robustus or related) has 8 legs. The smaller pair of appendages are the pedipalps, which with members of the infraorder Mygalomorphae are long and strong. The image is correct (except for the little kitchen knives, Mygalomorphae prefer stilettos). That said, since Seth just bought the correction without fact-checking it, this correction of the correction is also a correction of the corrected correction as part of Corrections, correcting Seth.
The King's to you, @sepiae, "...this correction of the correction is also a correction of the corrected correction as part of Corrections, correcting Seth."
My dad died on Dec 2, 2024. I got him to start watching corrections around when episode 50 came out (he started at the beginning) and he LOVED it. We'd chat every week about the episode and laugh. He was so impressed by the absurdist humour of corrections, it gave him a whole new level of love and respect for Seth that he didn't have before. Not that he didn't like Seth, in his words he always felt like he was missing something (we'd argue this because Seth is my fave late night host) though he always LOVED surprise inspection and Jokes Seth can't tell. He used to work at a local newsroom and loved coming up with the worst/cheesiest headlines for breaking stories. He would ALWAYS have a dry assed joke the day of a tragedy "so did you hear about (tragedy)?" ... Followed by "whaaat, too soon?". I cried watching episode 124, as it was the first one he wouldn't get to see. I told my sibling they needed to start watching corrections so I had someone to talk to about it (they're still catching up... If you read the comments, sup T) Anyway, all this to say, my dad is dead and everything is worse now, my only solace is that he didn't live long enough to see this episode. Love your work Seth. Thanks for making me laugh even when I feel sad. Also, sorry your crutch joke bombed so hard with the crew.. but the silence made it so much funnier.
Between the "I give it one star" joke and "Silent night would be a good name for corrections if Buck stayed home," I consider this a very solid episode.
Would be hilarious if he was caught eating a cone again + didn't know where to put it down. 😎 Pretty sure this is why Ben & Jerry's keeps shooting down Seth's LNSM ice cream flavor request. The Dad Man Walking is just incapable of enjoying ice cream like a normal person. 😅
Suck? No. But disappointing? Sure! They're fake ferrets and mini-circus paraphernalia all around, pillows, and old-timey phones, and who knows what else they have to "borrow" from SNL. The open-ending was just left to be explored at a later date. I can respect it and still be disheartened at the same time.
Even when Corrections is bad, it's perfect. I appreciate you all SO MUCH for the extra work that goes into producing this quasi-weekly escape from the doom and gloom. Happy sasquatchcentennial!
Correction: Spiders have eight legs and two pedipalps, which can sometimes look like legs. If a spider WAS to be holding tiny knives, they'd likely be holding them with their pedipalps, not their legs.
A solid one star! Laughing for six minutes still feels so good. Thank you Seth and the Jackals for the Corrections each week. You make my days brighter each time.
my correction is when you said this was bad. it was not. cliff conclaven got a giant belly laugh from me. it upset my wifes reading. youre doing a great job, seth.
@@eminenbabbe5743 He has to forget about Corrections and make some mistakes again! Maybe we need to start correcting stuff in the interview clips... and maybe this is a ploy to get people to watch the interviews, as they don't get as many views as other segments. 🤔
I'd watch another 'celebrity baby teeth' segment if Seth agreed to keep corrections for at least the next 4 years. We, jackals, need your creepy smiling a**. ❤
This is still my favourite part of the broadcast week. Even a less than stellar episode of corrections is better than most of the content on the internet.
Correction: this is not a Quasquicentennial nor is it a 125th anniversary. The "ennial" and "anni" parts of those words come from the latin annus meaning year. That would imply you've been doing corrections for 125 years, not 125 episodes.
Furthermore, wouldn't the 125th anniversary be episode 126 (of each episode were a year)? It's not like episode one was the first anniversary, it was the inaugural.
my favorite part of corrections is when Seth tells a joke that he thinks is gonna kill but it just absolutely bombs and he pauses waiting for the crew to laugh but it never comes. hilarious
Last year sucked. Pretty sure this year is going to be worse. As the saying goes, "You haven't seen nothing yet." We all know what we're talking about so I don't have to say it.
I'm always saying that Seth the the best Cliff Clavin impression in late night. Most people say, "I don't know who that is!". I answer, "he's a late night talk show host!"
@@SeaWonder Maybe we need a Corrections/Day Drinking crossover event where Seth just does a shot after every joke until he has to lie down under the desk.
Have you tried a Negroni? I got the Gin, Vermouth and Campari to make one and figured Id like it. I found that I really don't like Campari. I mean I tried several times. I don't know if one could finish it quickly. Its definitely a sipping drink in my opinion. Very strong citrus flavor. Perhaps I am alone in this opinion though. 🙂
Nope. NBC is run by ghouls, not vampires. They have shorter life-spans than vampires (almost everyone does), so they demand host changes every so often to make themselves feel better. Because even though ghouls have power, they're incredibly insecure individuals. Maybe that's the power. 🤷♂️
Opposite of a correction: kudos! Kudos for knowing what the "E" stands for in Chuck E. Cheese. That's a bit of trivia I just think is funny, so thanks for including Mr. Cheese in your Closer Look this week!
@@ntdscherer did a quick google search. Apparently it's Ethelbert: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile_E._Coyote_and_the_Road_Runner#:~:text=The%20%22E%22%20stands%20for%20%22,ky%2DOH%2Dtay).
"This was bad. It was bad." ... "Maybe you're- whatever. Maybe this is the end - They say- It's not." Love you, Seth. You make me laugh every corrections. Never stop never stopping.
but was it the quasquicentennial? I noticed the corrections play list is 126 episodes long, so I went and looked thought it and it includes episode 99.5 and episode 1 Seths version which makes 127 episodes so far (episode 81 is not in the playlist, which makes me wonder what it did to be left out)
Also, you smile like that often on the show when you crack a joke you thought was very funny and are very pleased with yourself about it. To my mind, in that moment during the speech you are thinking "I was the only one who believed in Demi. And I was right."
#Correction this is the 124th episode of _Corrections,_ because the so-called 51st episode was explicitly not _Corrections_ it was a SpecJackcular. #Correction an anniversary is by definition an annual event; similarly -tennials are round numbers of years (10s or 5s). These are weekly at most. #Correction Tiny Tim didn't have a cane or a crutch, he had a ukulele.
@@melwin7777 My thoughts exactly. My only problem there is that I am not sure if that means we're at episode 124 or 126 because does episode 1 (Seth's version) just count as Number 1 again but of a different order so onely 1 episode 1 can be counted and does 99.5 count as an additional episode or not when it was clearly numbered as being more of half an episode? And if so - where is the other half?
@@pacmanshooter247 It would be much appreciated if Seth could correct the record about this. Us obsessive Jackals need to know. But also, it'd be pretty tight if he clarified it. It's just the neighborly thing to do. Love you Seth.
I applaud your valiant + noble effort ... but I'm afraid it would be futile like DragonBall fans debating what does or doesn't belong in the canon timeline. 😅
The smile Seth was giving Demi was the kind of smile you see on a serial killer while he is remembering dismembering his last victim, and realizing he just found his next.
Yeah i was honestly surprised jackals were that lazy in their spider research also like who thinks the graphics team is going to add extra limbs to a spider thats just more work for them for no reason
@@jacktryinn6678 Right? My thing is though since pedipalps are for grabbing things and spinning their web and such; why aren't they just called arms? They do what arms do.
@@rabbit251 when I say spin webs, I literally just mean that those are the ones they grab their webs with to wrap around food or fasten corners together. They're the fine motor limbs of a spider.
“This is bad.” Seth, Corrections is never bad. Jackals, we need to make some kind of award to send to Seth so he knows that while he may not have won over the academy or whoever decides the Emmy winners, he’s Number One in our hearts.
I think he meant how "bad" (naughty) it was to be dancing around a certain something, with tons of innuendo, about how guilty he was of showing all over his face what many in the audience noticed too, but managed to keep more adult decorum about.
Correction: You didn't do the paper gag you've been doing since covid, where you reveal the underside of your notes and there's a message for the audience. I believe you've done this gag in every corrections and this is the first time you've missed it. You'll need two paper gags in next corrections to make up for it. Also you need to remind us of the PO box address again...
A friend of mine went to high school with one of President Carter's grandsons and he was kind enough to set me up with the former President for a phone interview for an undergrad course I took on the Presidency. I was super excited to get to speak with one of the few people to hold the nation's highest office, so you can imagine my disappointment when the majority conversation was just President Carter ranting and raving about his hatred of Seth Meyers, who he kept calling "that SNL news anchor." This was back in 2016 but I guess he had only seen Seth's run on Weekend Update, and really who could blame him for that? Anyway, all this to say I'm not very surprised Jimbo decided to ruin this episode of Corrections from beyond the grave.
I, as a Jackal, take full responsibility for this week's _CORRECTIONS: This is Bad,_ but I take this full responsibility along with the legion of other Jackals.
0:59 I bothered to do the research to find out that those front appendages on spiders aren't legs. They are basically very small arms, mainly used for smelling.
I feel strongly it'd be way worth it to have a cameo by The Sea Captain and have him pronounce it "Queequeg-centennial". (maybe in ep 126 he can complain he wasn't invited to 125) A mad can dream...
Even when you think it’s bad, corrections is THE BEST! On another note, I was watching SNL Season 1, Episode 16. Chevy Chase’s cold open has quite the Corrections feel to it. Corrections never gets old!
LAFD is amazing, working relentlessly and are true heroes. You should note in your corrections however, that the water bomber you showed on your January 10th show is from Quebec, flown by the SOPFEU. Neighbours 🇨🇦 helping Neighbors 🇺🇸
Sigh. That spider has the usual 8 legs, plus two unusually long pedipalps (the ones closest to its fangs). Your graphics department even knew to put the knives in the spider's front legs and not its palps!
Correction: In the interview on Thursday w the star of Moana, Seth said she had a “correction” to Lin Manuel Miranda instead of a “connection”. This is incorrect because Seth shouldn’t be thinking of us. (PS I was at the taping of that one, and Seth is as good looking in real life as he is on TV)
Now you have to correct your corrections. The root word of "anniversary" is "annual", which means you'd need 125 years of Corrections to celebrate its quasquicentennial.
Aaaand we're back! Gotta help out here so we get longer corrections... CORRECTION: There's NOT a shadow under the metal detector, only right under it (which is also kinda big and weird), but NOT at the hand. So clearly there's something fishy about this Putin guy and his metal detector.
Since it seems you're scraping the bottom of the barrel, and I love Corrections so dearly, I'll throw you a bone! CORRECTION: Graphics got it right! That spider doesn't have 10 legs! Some tarantulas have 2 additional appendages near its mouth that are called Pedipalps. They look like shorter versions of their legs, but are not included and they are still technically arachnids.
Early on, Seth said he would keep doing Corrections until he had a perfect show. It's getting close, Seth. Just keep going. We will definitely not find tiny minutiae to complain about no matter what.
CORRECTION of a CORRECTION:
it breaks my heart, but a sister- or brother jackal made a mistake. The spider in the picture (likely a Funnel Web Spider, Atrax robustus or related) has 8 legs. The smaller pair of appendages are the pedipalps, which with members of the infraorder Mygalomorphae are long and strong. The image is correct (except for the little kitchen knives, Mygalomorphae prefer stilettos). That said, since Seth just bought the correction without fact-checking it, this correction of the correction is also a correction of the corrected correction as part of Corrections, correcting Seth.
I'm not going to fact check this and just believe you. I trust my fellow jackal! You used big words I've never seen before and can't pronounce.
Came looking for the pedipalps correction! Thank you 🐾
A Correception if one shouldn't...
The King's to you, @sepiae, "...this correction of the correction is also a correction of the corrected correction as part of Corrections, correcting Seth."
Ahem:
Your most treasured parental figure is a pedipalp.
My dad died on Dec 2, 2024. I got him to start watching corrections around when episode 50 came out (he started at the beginning) and he LOVED it. We'd chat every week about the episode and laugh. He was so impressed by the absurdist humour of corrections, it gave him a whole new level of love and respect for Seth that he didn't have before. Not that he didn't like Seth, in his words he always felt like he was missing something (we'd argue this because Seth is my fave late night host) though he always LOVED surprise inspection and Jokes Seth can't tell.
He used to work at a local newsroom and loved coming up with the worst/cheesiest headlines for breaking stories. He would ALWAYS have a dry assed joke the day of a tragedy "so did you hear about (tragedy)?" ... Followed by "whaaat, too soon?". I cried watching episode 124, as it was the first one he wouldn't get to see. I told my sibling they needed to start watching corrections so I had someone to talk to about it (they're still catching up... If you read the comments, sup T)
Anyway, all this to say, my dad is dead and everything is worse now, my only solace is that he didn't live long enough to see this episode.
Love your work Seth. Thanks for making me laugh even when I feel sad. Also, sorry your crutch joke bombed so hard with the crew.. but the silence made it so much funnier.
he started at the beginning? hahaha. your dad rocked. :) 🫡
cue ac⚡️dc - for those about to rock (we salute you)
mine passed when i was 3..
What a nice story. my dad died in 2023. I would have loved to share this with him
My mom died on December 11.
Nice burn hidden at the bottom (which I have pointed out so now it's not so hidden). Seth, ya burnt!
@@mitchkent68 I'm so sorry you're also a new member of this shitty club. Big hugs, fellow jackal.
Between the "I give it one star" joke and "Silent night would be a good name for corrections if Buck stayed home," I consider this a very solid episode.
Yes, but he should have to share his writing credit with the Jackals!
@@CleverNerdPun I don't know, I think we're meant to inhabit the shadows. Our natural habitat is down here in the comments section.
@@realityjunky No, no, Batman is the one who lurks in the shadows. We're Jackals of All Trades. :D
Keeping it short made it solid
Bad sign that the best parts of the episode are the jokes of jackals
Oh, thank god, Corrections is back. It’s good to have one thing that isn’t a complete disaster in this world.
You must have written this early into this episode…
Jets fan?
@@silverXnoisePartial disasters don’t count.
Correction: Seth very clearly stated that it was a complete disaster.
My people. I love you.
Seth smiling at the Golden Globes is giving Seth eating ice cream with President Biden
Would be hilarious if he was caught eating a cone again + didn't know where to put it down. 😎
Pretty sure this is why Ben & Jerry's keeps shooting down Seth's LNSM ice cream flavor request. The Dad Man Walking is just incapable of enjoying ice cream like a normal person. 😅
Do you like not believing in yourself too? Seth would ask the other people at his table.
I don't think we jackals can fault someone for smiling all the time
hahahahaha so true
Ahahah
Correction: this episode didn't suck since i was entertained. Its been a very draining week and I had some good laughs. Happy New Year to you Jackals.
If Corrections failed, we all failed. It’s a group effort.
It made my diddly dangle too
Happy New Year fellow Jackal!
Suck? No. But disappointing? Sure! They're fake ferrets and mini-circus paraphernalia all around, pillows, and old-timey phones, and who knows what else they have to "borrow" from SNL. The open-ending was just left to be explored at a later date. I can respect it and still be disheartened at the same time.
@@johnobrien2373 As is your right.👍
Even when Corrections is bad, it's perfect. I appreciate you all SO MUCH for the extra work that goes into producing this quasi-weekly escape from the doom and gloom. Happy sasquatchcentennial!
🐻 I see what you did there.
Correct. Corrections is like pizza (cue the corrections to the correct comment on the correction comment)
👏😆💖
Correction: Spiders have eight legs and two pedipalps, which can sometimes look like legs. If a spider WAS to be holding tiny knives, they'd likely be holding them with their pedipalps, not their legs.
You mean were not was.
You mean "WUZZ", not "was".
Republicans are pedipalps
Republicans are pedipalps
Sorry for the repeat but TH-cam won't let me be funny...
Repubs are pedipalps
A solid one star! Laughing for six minutes still feels so good. Thank you Seth and the Jackals for the Corrections each week. You make my days brighter each time.
Blaming Carter for the lack of Jackal gifts is very my parents, and for that comforting throwback to dinner conversations of the 80s, I thank you! 🐾
a bad corrections is better than none!!!! thank you seth and team
Seth not even entertaining the idea of dry January 😂
@@Kimonawhim-777he's willing to consider dry drinks if that counts
Why should he start entertaining things now? :Statler and Waldorf laugh:
Correction: A brief "Corrections" a longer "Corrections", we love them all. Just keep posting them❤
my correction is when you said this was bad. it was not. cliff conclaven got a giant belly laugh from me. it upset my wifes reading. youre doing a great job, seth.
"Maybe this is the end" The panic that ran through me. You gotta stop that.
Nah, he won't end it. Where else would he get his crutch.
we have to be better jackals and give Seth more fodder to work with!
@@eminenbabbe5743
He has to forget about Corrections and make some mistakes again!
Maybe we need to start correcting stuff in the interview clips... and maybe this is a ploy to get people to watch the interviews, as they don't get as many views as other segments. 🤔
@@gmun2248 I noticed he used "myriad" correctly and I was instantly proud... and then worried 😅
I'd watch another 'celebrity baby teeth' segment if Seth agreed to keep corrections for at least the next 4 years. We, jackals, need your creepy smiling a**. ❤
This is still my favourite part of the broadcast week. Even a less than stellar episode of corrections is better than most of the content on the internet.
The one star rating joke made it a stellar episode.
Correction: this is not a Quasquicentennial nor is it a 125th anniversary. The "ennial" and "anni" parts of those words come from the latin annus meaning year. That would imply you've been doing corrections for 125 years, not 125 episodes.
Maybe it feels that way to Seth.
THANK YOU
Furthermore, wouldn't the 125th anniversary be episode 126 (of each episode were a year)? It's not like episode one was the first anniversary, it was the inaugural.
The look on Seth's face after he said that made me think he was doing it on purpose.
🐾
Tiny Tim didn't have a cane or a crutch, he had a ukulele....
I'm so happy you mentioned this.
And he tip toed through the tulips 😉
NO! Go to your room and think about what you did!
@@peternicholas2393 Oh no - did I get the song stuck in your head - I'm sorry 😥
That made me laugh way harder than it should have. 🤣🤣
This was perfect. I have a busy morning today, and it was short and fun. Seth, we NEVER appreciate the "maybe this is the end" jokes.
my favorite part of corrections is when Seth tells a joke that he thinks is gonna kill but it just absolutely bombs and he pauses waiting for the crew to laugh but it never comes. hilarious
So happy my weekly “Is Seth okay?” segment is back
I don't care what the next outro is, but please, please include Seth's giggle. We need it! 😊
I miss the hair one so much. It always cracked me up! The giggle was the cherry on top!
Remember the Sesame Street gameshow host puppet Guy Smiley? I didn't until I saw Seth.
Even the thinnest of Corrections is a good Corrections, and appreciated! Also Seth, I think that goofy smile might be your "listening face." 😆
You know, I'd never thought I'd say I miss Celebrity Baby Teeth. But I don't, so I won't.
Why the unnecessary drive-by on Celebrity Baby Teeth? Jermaine is a treasure.
I don't miss it either, because perfection can only happen once.
🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
Whatever problems Seth had with this weeks corrections, nothing makes me miss celebrity baby teeth!
@@realityjunky They are not baby teeth, they have roots. Has Seth been pulling adult teeth?
I have a request rather than a correction - a return of the segment *The Kind of Story We Need Right Now* 😊
Can we have both??? I’m greedy.
@@franciet99 I second! "Content greed" is good...to paraphrase Michael Douglas
I rewatch that playlist on tough days. Nothing makes me happier than The Kind of Story we Need Right Now.
Happy New Year, Jackals! 🎉🐾
Beat me to it lmao
I was gonna say the same thing
Happy Corrections QuasiSentimental, or whatever it was you alerted Seth to last time.
Last year sucked. Pretty sure this year is going to be worse. As the saying goes, "You haven't seen nothing yet." We all know what we're talking about so I don't have to say it.
Same to you + looking forward to you sending in more cool Jackal gifts this yr. 😄
Same to all y’all.
You also wouldn't be so cruel as to abandon us before the Orange Man-Baby is even inaugurated.
Whoa! Someone doesn't like oranges OR babies!
Laughing so hard at your face during Demi Moore. 😂 thank you
I'm always saying that Seth the the best Cliff Clavin impression in late night. Most people say, "I don't know who that is!". I answer, "he's a late night talk show host!"
👍 solid.
Seth Myers has also never been in my kitchen!
That buck joke was great not because of the joke but how much the crew laughed.
Seth's Golden Globe smile reminds me of Ian's picture in Surprise Inspection
I want Seth to finish his drink at the end of corrections one time!
Dear lord, that would be a 2 hour episode…. 😅
@@SeaWonder Maybe we need a Corrections/Day Drinking crossover event where Seth just does a shot after every joke until he has to lie down under the desk.
@@SeaWonder And I'm here for it!!
Have you tried a Negroni? I got the Gin, Vermouth and Campari to make one and figured Id like it. I found that I really don't like Campari. I mean I tried several times. I don't know if one could finish it quickly. Its definitely a sipping drink in my opinion. Very strong citrus flavor. Perhaps I am alone in this opinion though. 🙂
When he does, that would be the last Corrections
Seth's edible kicked in during Demi's speech. 🤣
There's no way you've been doing this for 125 years.
He could if he just might be a vampire.
It sure feels like it.
Lol, right
Nope. NBC is run by ghouls, not vampires. They have shorter life-spans than vampires (almost everyone does), so they demand host changes every so often to make themselves feel better. Because even though ghouls have power, they're incredibly insecure individuals. Maybe that's the power. 🤷♂️
After 2020? Ya sure? It feels like that sometimes……
I love all corrections no matter how short or long. always makes me smile.
"What was wrong with me?"
You didn't have an ice cream cone to lick.
Opposite of a correction: kudos! Kudos for knowing what the "E" stands for in Chuck E. Cheese. That's a bit of trivia I just think is funny, so thanks for including Mr. Cheese in your Closer Look this week!
Is that also what the E stands for in Wile E. Coyote?
@@ntdscherer no that E stands for acmE
Love the idea of a Kudos subgenre - maybe a little segment each week to add to Corrections!
@@ntdscherer did a quick google search. Apparently it's Ethelbert: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile_E._Coyote_and_the_Road_Runner#:~:text=The%20%22E%22%20stands%20for%20%22,ky%2DOH%2Dtay).
Seth, you and the crew turned Late Night into an artform. Thanks.
If you knew the word "pedipalps" before today, you are a spider.
Or had an unusual interest in spiders...
A lot of spider-geek jackals corrected the correction comment when the spider was in the program.
Jeff foxworthy pillow guy with a touch of cliff claven...what a nuanced character actor.♥♪
"This was bad. It was bad." ... "Maybe you're- whatever. Maybe this is the end - They say- It's not."
Love you, Seth. You make me laugh every corrections. Never stop never stopping.
Look Seth, that smile is just your resting face. Look at the current close of the closer look. Right before your head explodes, same face.
So good 😂
“Resting Comedian Face.”
Any episode without baby teeth is a win. 🍻
Clearly you're not a Jermaine-head. My sympathies.
🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
DON'T REMIND HIM
1:13 Haha! And right out of the gate, Seth acknowledges my quasquicentennial comment! The new year’s already off to a great start! 🎉
Well, he didn't get anything from you at the P.O. box this week, so how else could he fill the 3 minutes? 😉
@@sherinameless1618 Go figure. As soon as Canada Post calls off their strike, the US Post Offices shut down for the day! 😂
but was it the quasquicentennial? I noticed the corrections play list is 126 episodes long, so I went and looked thought it and it includes episode 99.5 and episode 1 Seths version which makes 127 episodes so far (episode 81 is not in the playlist, which makes me wonder what it did to be left out)
@@razzledazzyl I cannot wait until we get to the dodransbicentennial episode!
Unfortunately the comment was incorrect because this hasn't been going on for 125 years.
Postal worker here. You can still check your PO box when the post office is closed 😂 At least here in SC you can 🤷♀️
Out here in CA you can too, even on Sundays.
@@anro7137 same in this state, at all the P.O.s I know
That’s a Gotcha Correction!
But you can't pick up parcels that are larger than the PO box...
@@kevintyerman1906 in that case, we use parcel lockers, so you still can.
Seth, there's no point in saying that corrections will end because you're more addicted to this than we are 🤣
Is he though? 😉
Also, you smile like that often on the show when you crack a joke you thought was very funny and are very pleased with yourself about it. To my mind, in that moment during the speech you are thinking "I was the only one who believed in Demi. And I was right."
You could have added at least 2 minutes to the segment by counting the Spider error as an ANIMAL FLUB! It's time to take a look at an animal flub...
#Correction this is the 124th episode of _Corrections,_ because the so-called 51st episode was explicitly not _Corrections_ it was a SpecJackcular.
#Correction an anniversary is by definition an annual event; similarly -tennials are round numbers of years (10s or 5s). These are weekly at most.
#Correction Tiny Tim didn't have a cane or a crutch, he had a ukulele.
@@jb888888888 What about episode 1 (Seth’s version) and episode 99.5? Are those part of the 124?
@@melwin7777 Ooh, I've been out-Jackaled!
@@melwin7777 My thoughts exactly. My only problem there is that I am not sure if that means we're at episode 124 or 126 because does episode 1 (Seth's version) just count as Number 1 again but of a different order so onely 1 episode 1 can be counted and does 99.5 count as an additional episode or not when it was clearly numbered as being more of half an episode? And if so - where is the other half?
@@pacmanshooter247 It would be much appreciated if Seth could correct the record about this. Us obsessive Jackals need to know.
But also, it'd be pretty tight if he clarified it. It's just the neighborly thing to do. Love you Seth.
I applaud your valiant + noble effort ... but I'm afraid it would be futile like DragonBall fans debating what does or doesn't belong in the canon timeline. 😅
2:20 My joke got a laugh!
It was good!!
The smile Seth was giving Demi was the kind of smile you see on a serial killer while he is remembering dismembering his last victim, and realizing he just found his next.
Happy New year! So glad Corrections is back!
Don’t take the bait, Jackals…or, do…..
That smile is going to haunt me 😂
Looks like a Jackalope trying to look like a human.
@@likebot. Nice!!
I took the bait, and so far it looks like I was the only one lacking the class to refuse.
I went whole hog.
🤣
@@PinkPedanther And I support that!👍
@@realityjunky thanks for your support! 😁
perfect in every way~ thank you Seth
5:54 They say “leave them wanting more” Seth’s more like “Just leave them…”
Actually; most spiders have those extra limbs called "pedipalps".
Yeah i was honestly surprised jackals were that lazy in their spider research also like who thinks the graphics team is going to add extra limbs to a spider thats just more work for them for no reason
@@jacktryinn6678 Right? My thing is though since pedipalps are for grabbing things and spinning their web and such; why aren't they just called arms? They do what arms do.
@@KeithMoon13 Don't know about you Keith but my arms don't spin webs.
@@rabbit251 when I say spin webs, I literally just mean that those are the ones they grab their webs with to wrap around food or fasten corners together. They're the fine motor limbs of a spider.
@@KeithMoon13 Aren't they also for boning?
Noooo! Keep the weasel ending! That's absolute perfection!
I do love the weasel ending.
Correction: two pages is not nothing, it's two pages.
“This is bad.” Seth, Corrections is never bad. Jackals, we need to make some kind of award to send to Seth so he knows that while he may not have won over the academy or whoever decides the Emmy winners, he’s Number One in our hearts.
Don't even get me started on how unfairly Seth has been robbed of the Emmy! 😡
I think he meant how "bad" (naughty) it was to be dancing around a certain something, with tons of innuendo, about how guilty he was of showing all over his face what many in the audience noticed too, but managed to keep more adult decorum about.
4:14 when you're super baked and trying to act normal
There is something poetic about making a milestone episode definitely be an episode.
One of the episodes of all time.
Correction: You didn't do the paper gag you've been doing since covid, where you reveal the underside of your notes and there's a message for the audience. I believe you've done this gag in every corrections and this is the first time you've missed it. You'll need two paper gags in next corrections to make up for it.
Also you need to remind us of the PO box address again...
Animal Flubs?!? You could have doubled the length right there! Geez!
Like, seriously man, I mean come on.
Animal Flubs is art
If wishes were horses....
Unfortunately I think Animal Flubs has been retired with the band being gone :(
That was a true Animal Flubs flub
I love a short perfect snack. Thanks Seth.
I love your smile... it creeps me out in a comforting way. Thank Seth for making me laugh
I have a correction. Gal Gadot’s last name is pronounced as if there’s an e on the end. Gal Gadote is how it’s pronounced.
Thank you Fellow Jackal and now we all Gknowe… and Gknoweing is half the battle.
(Annoyed Seth Tone) "The next time you feel like sharing this type of info ... GADON’T!!" 😉
@@VIRACYTV I was trying to figure out if actually whiffed on that or if I couldn't hear hin say the T. Thanks for confirming
A friend of mine went to high school with one of President Carter's grandsons and he was kind enough to set me up with the former President for a phone interview for an undergrad course I took on the Presidency. I was super excited to get to speak with one of the few people to hold the nation's highest office, so you can imagine my disappointment when the majority conversation was just President Carter ranting and raving about his hatred of Seth Meyers, who he kept calling "that SNL news anchor." This was back in 2016 but I guess he had only seen Seth's run on Weekend Update, and really who could blame him for that?
Anyway, all this to say I'm not very surprised Jimbo decided to ruin this episode of Corrections from beyond the grave.
I, as a Jackal, take full responsibility for this week's _CORRECTIONS: This is Bad,_ but I take this full responsibility along with the legion of other Jackals.
Calling it like it is, nice!
Even the "bad" episodes of Corrections are hysterical 🤣
0:59 I bothered to do the research to find out that those front appendages on spiders aren't legs.
They are basically very small arms, mainly used for smelling.
This whole thing reeks of jackal bait.
Maybe Graphics set him up by 'admitting' to adding two limbs
Seth’s explanation of the photos feels very much (in voice tone, at least) like the way he read Celebrity Baby Teeth.
I feel strongly it'd be way worth it to have a cameo by The Sea Captain and have him pronounce it "Queequeg-centennial". (maybe in ep 126 he can complain he wasn't invited to 125) A mad can dream...
Even when you think it’s bad, corrections is THE BEST! On another note, I was watching SNL Season 1, Episode 16. Chevy Chase’s cold open has quite the Corrections feel to it. Corrections never gets old!
Short and sweet after the break. We missed you Seth, love from oz
One of my favorite things about corrections is knowing in advance what they're going to do to your face area on the closers. :D
Correction: this was not bad; sometimes short, sweet, and to the point is all you need to enjoy something.
Back in my day that was called a “quickie” .
LAFD is amazing, working relentlessly and are true heroes.
You should note in your corrections however, that the water bomber you showed on your January 10th show is from Quebec, flown by the SOPFEU.
Neighbours 🇨🇦 helping Neighbors 🇺🇸
They can't all be winners Seth. We love it anyway.
Correction, they are all winners.
Even a sucky episode of Corrections is a gift, so thank you
Sigh. That spider has the usual 8 legs, plus two unusually long pedipalps (the ones closest to its fangs). Your graphics department even knew to put the knives in the spider's front legs and not its palps!
“I have a crutch too: alcohol.” 😂
The spider thing was an Animal Flub.
That 'reflection' upon the smile at the awards, was fantastic!
It's Gal Gadot, not Gal Gado - the T isn't silent. She's Israeli, not French.
THIS. Thank you.
@@akivafox3588 it's not spelled "Gadeaux" for a reason.
Good, I'm not the first. Also, correction, the title should capitalize Is, like all verbs.
4:38 Aren't you smiling because of your "crutch"? 😂
Correction: In the interview on Thursday w the star of Moana, Seth said she had a “correction” to Lin Manuel Miranda instead of a “connection”. This is incorrect because Seth shouldn’t be thinking of us. (PS I was at the taping of that one, and Seth is as good looking in real life as he is on TV)
Thank you, I love Corrections so much. Even a short Corrections is enough to get me through the week. ❤
Now you have to correct your corrections. The root word of "anniversary" is "annual", which means you'd need 125 years of Corrections to celebrate its quasquicentennial.
We'll get there eventually.
Challenge set.
Perhaps quasquiepisodical?
I so appreciate you Seth for showing up everyday and helping us through all this adversity!
Aaaand we're back! Gotta help out here so we get longer corrections... CORRECTION: There's NOT a shadow under the metal detector, only right under it (which is also kinda big and weird), but NOT at the hand. So clearly there's something fishy about this Putin guy and his metal detector.
Yes, it looks like the disk of the wand is white, so it's almost invisible. But the round shadow just beneath it is evident. Maybe?
I’m laughing to the point of tears. Well, I cry every week during corrections…
Since it seems you're scraping the bottom of the barrel, and I love Corrections so dearly, I'll throw you a bone!
CORRECTION: Graphics got it right! That spider doesn't have 10 legs! Some tarantulas have 2 additional appendages near its mouth that are called Pedipalps. They look like shorter versions of their legs, but are not included and they are still technically arachnids.
You're smiling because Demi is listing all the people that believe in her. You're thinking "If I listed all the jackals who send in corrections..."
Early on, Seth said he would keep doing Corrections until he had a perfect show. It's getting close, Seth. Just keep going. We will definitely not find tiny minutiae to complain about no matter what.
The joke review of one star was great 😂
Welcome back, Corrections!!
Seth you’re brilliant, thank you! Here’s to (at least) 125 more! 🎉
3:50 Seth's Cliff impression is alllllmost as good as his Ted Cruz
That's because he went to Impression Camp. Remember that!
Not surprised that the jackals jokes got the most laughs. We RULE!