Masterbatory purposes can be quite useful... My levels of imagination are insanely strong due to them, my thinking and wanting to kill almost everyone, but the imagination is also due to the extra-ordinary number and amount of games I play.
At thirty-three years of age I find the world to be so far removed from how it was when these episodes aired and not all that fun anymore. I'm taking solace in binging these.
Yeah, I hadn't heard of that program before, although I've never watched much television, however that was very off-putting. Like finding Danny Devito naked and covered in cream....lying in your bed.
That shit was hard to watch. That dude is seriously fucked in the head. Guess that's what happens when you are a fucking quack and actually believe you aren't.
So called Britains cleanest man, He was on storage hoarders getting rid of old tat he had in a garage. I dont know whats more embarassing him selling tat on television to get a bit of cash or me watching a daytime ITV show and remembering that I saw him on this show claimng to be Britains cleanest man.
Is that because it's good? Unlike the sh!te on actual TV. How is a lot of it any different to Gogglebox? At least he makes intelligent comments, unlike the randoms from the public on afore-mentioned Crappo TV.
The people's attitude to being on tv has changed. My mom ended up being a tv-presenter in the 80's because no-one else wanted to do it, and she was the new girl. Actually, probably it wasn't that people didn't want fame, it was that they had no idea how to get on telly, so it wasn't really something to pursue. These days anyone can film themselves and post it on TH-cam, so it seems like something anyone can do.
Those psychics are the scum of the Earth. Praying on vulnerable people, then picking apart their lives in a way to try and increase their own stature. Please stop putting cameras on them (unless its too expose their exploitation, of course).
Bet we didn't think it would get much worse.... 😂 I was a teen when this came out I think, as a 33 year old I now laugh at how all of this has just developed into insanity being the norm 😂 "reality" lol nothing on the screen claiming to be "reality" is anywhere near real, and reality TV seems to take up a significant amount of what's on now
DevilboyScooby Haha I wondered that exact same thing! It's probably just a coincidental thing, picked up by one of his researchers or something, but I would rather imagine that it was Charlie texting in lol
Definitely a text from Charlie. His question was taking the piss out of them so well. He probably caught the show late one night and it fomed the basis for the entire psychic bit.
I would argue that the common sense comes from the actual question itself. Nobody asks about being so gullible. Gullible is a personality trait that many would describe as a ''flaw'', but likewise so is being too direct or controlling, and likewise is pissing the bed. However, out of all 3 many people would say that you have the most control over how gullible you are and thus nobody would text that in versus the other 3 since you wouldn't get sympathy for it except from the Television Girls since that's what they're getting money for.
I'm often making that conscious effort to remind myself that all taste is subjective, just 'cos I'm not a fan of someone doesn't mean they're crap etc... But fuck me if Peter Kay isn't the lowest wit in UK comedy.
Decades worth of everyday man sitcoms has made half of all Brit's believe they're as interesting as them on the telly, but they're written characters, not persons. Which leads to the pseudo-personalities we have seen on the so called 'reality 'shows
I know it sounds terribly presumptuous of me, but I wouldn't be surprised if a family is having trouble raising a baby, when they have pierced it's fucking ear.
I don't know if my new note book sized solar panel is rubbish or if England is useless for solar power at this time of year. The first couple of days it was like my phone was charging backwards. 😢 I just wanted to save my mom some money. Anyway, in a fit of superstitious paranoia I plugged it in in the dark and ran a zombie killing mission ,just in case it was from opposite world . My neighbour bought a Z phone >.> it has to be the flippiest screen zombie I ever ever saw :-/ turns out you can't charge solar panels off security lamps.
I had a nightmare, that it was a giant wirey-lace sucking machine, and that it sucked everything in the world, like blankets of darkness and tiny thunderbugs and that the one percent charge of My phone was enabling computer hackers to see out of my Eastern window like batman. But eyeballs. Eyeballman
I think Charlie has said that swearwords are funnier when they're bleeped which explains why they sometimes appear uncensored. He doesn't need to bleep them, he just chooses to if he thinks it sounds funnier.
I guess that's what happens when you speak it in a British accent, maybe? Also, I've heard that Brazillian Portugese is a bit different to Portugese Portugese, so maybe that's another factor? Of course, maybe he isn't speaking it at all & was just being facetious. It would certainly explain the guy calling him an arsehole.
I watch this occasionally to remind myself that we're all part of a civilization that permitted Baby Mind Reader to happen.
Please come back Charlie, we all miss you.
"Why do people want to look at that?"
"Um, masturbatory purposes, I fear."
"Primarily."
Frinking hilarious.
oh yes indeed
Masterbatory purposes can be quite useful... My levels of imagination are insanely strong due to them, my thinking and wanting to kill almost everyone, but the imagination is also due to the extra-ordinary number and amount of games I play.
At thirty-three years of age I find the world to be so far removed from how it was when these episodes aired and not all that fun anymore. I'm taking solace in binging these.
Texting about being gullible in to that psychic show was absolutely inspired stuff
11 years on and I still occasionally shout Fffffffffffooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkk.
Panpipes guy actually elicited a full belly laugh out of me.
That baby psychic is the one who needs help...a lot of it.
Yeah, I hadn't heard of that program before, although I've never watched much television, however that was very off-putting. Like finding Danny Devito naked and covered in cream....lying in your bed.
Affirmitive Ancillary
Thank you for that delightful image haha Yeah it was disturbing o.O Funny ol' world ey...
+Affirmitive Ancillary Who told you about my fetish?
That shit was hard to watch. That dude is seriously fucked in the head. Guess that's what happens when you are a fucking quack and actually believe you aren't.
If it was made in 2006 they would be 14 now.
So called Britains cleanest man, He was on storage hoarders getting rid of old tat he had in a garage. I dont know whats more embarassing him selling tat on television to get a bit of cash or me watching a daytime ITV show and remembering that I saw him on this show claimng to be Britains cleanest man.
"...and Jane, a one-woman hen night whose ceaseless belching rendered the show as unwatchable as close-up eye surgery."
What a poet.
"It's like Blue Velvet". LMFAO!
The world just isn't ready for Pan Pipe Dreams!
16 years ago. Fuck me I was 14 watching this and I'm pretty sure it made me the man I am today. The awful terrible man.
That was the best Screenwipe I've seen. I can see some early thoughts of Black mirror in there :)
PANPIPE DREAMS
IT'S THE BEEZ NEESE
WHAT A BREEZE
COOK IT WITH CHICKEN AND PEAAAAS
GIVE IT TO YOUR NIECE
WITHOUT CHEEEEEEEEEESE
PLEASE
Hahaha why the fuck would you spell knees like that?!
+davasato jennydeathwhen
That guy deserved the prize.
If this had been made today it would be a TH-cam series. It’s weird to think something like this ever aired on actual TV
Is that because it's good?
Unlike the sh!te on actual TV.
How is a lot of it any different to Gogglebox? At least he makes intelligent comments, unlike the randoms from the public on afore-mentioned Crappo TV.
I love David Quantick. His delivery is brilliant
Autistic, i'd hazard a guess, but absolutely spot-on. Also his wife, lmao.
The baby guy needs some help..that's some trippy shit
it feels like this show was made at least a year ago. relevant shit. thanks so much for these full episodes!
Needs to be said - and Charlie says it soooo well!
"How can I become less gullible?"
Classic!
The panpipe guy is the best guy!
That pan pipes guy was something special
The people's attitude to being on tv has changed.
My mom ended up being a tv-presenter in the 80's because no-one else wanted to do it, and she was the new girl.
Actually, probably it wasn't that people didn't want fame, it was that they had no idea how to get on telly, so it wasn't really something to pursue.
These days anyone can film themselves and post it on TH-cam, so it seems like something anyone can do.
Did she present anything of note?
obviously every episode of screenwipe is great, but that next one, with Ben Dover and Joan Bakewell, looks especially briliant.
Those psychics are the scum of the Earth. Praying on vulnerable people, then picking apart their lives in a way to try and increase their own stature. Please stop putting cameras on them (unless its too expose their exploitation, of course).
*looks like a discarded Chuckle Brother" - LOL
He's on the other side now, with his trumpet
The fucking ''baby mind reader''... where's the Inquisition when you need one?
16:46 - The gothy older sibling to the Roobarb and Custard theme tune.
16.46 is that a rave mix of the Rhubarb and Custard theme?
Panpipe Dreams was amazing!!
did that guy seriously just cold read a fuckin abuse victim
Where can I download Panpipe Dreams?
LMAO at the Halloween theme tune during the BB segment.
Big brother just made me seriously consider changing my name in disgust.
Fuck yea Charlie! Charlie didn't bite the finger this time he bit the fucking head off psychics.
1:39 Dave Gorman???
That's good-ish.
Bet we didn't think it would get much worse.... 😂 I was a teen when this came out I think, as a 33 year old I now laugh at how all of this has just developed into insanity being the norm 😂 "reality" lol nothing on the screen claiming to be "reality" is anywhere near real, and reality TV seems to take up a significant amount of what's on now
You need to allow time yourself - Its fucking GENIUS!!
PAN PIIIIIIIIPES!
What does pan pipes dude do nowaday? Probably walks as a god amongst men. Epic performance that transcends humankind.
RIP Colin Fry. By which I mean don't float around as a ghost talking to idiots. Because you're dead and cannot.
The baby mind reader...erm...yeah...he's a nut!
BRUISE MUM!!!!
Bloody hell that person is scary.
"How do i become less gullible" haha
Pan pipe dreeeaaammmsss
At around 1:00, is that The Observer by the Flaming Lips playing?
Loved hearing the music from 'The Thing' over big brother haha
to be fair I think that 21-month old kid is out of control because her mum stuck an earring on her
Did Charlie seriously text that psychic show or just work footage around a coincidental name appearance?
DevilboyScooby Haha I wondered that exact same thing! It's probably just a coincidental thing, picked up by one of his researchers or something, but I would rather imagine that it was Charlie texting in lol
That's why I wondered, cos the question seemed so like him, but it may just be the world's best coincidence.
Definitely a text from Charlie. His question was taking the piss out of them so well. He probably caught the show late one night and it fomed the basis for the entire psychic bit.
I would argue that the common sense comes from the actual question itself. Nobody asks about being so gullible. Gullible is a personality trait that many would describe as a ''flaw'', but likewise so is being too direct or controlling, and likewise is pissing the bed. However, out of all 3 many people would say that you have the most control over how gullible you are and thus nobody would text that in versus the other 3 since you wouldn't get sympathy for it except from the Television Girls since that's what they're getting money for.
DevilboyScooby What a stupid fucking question get a grip on yourself.
I'm often making that conscious effort to remind myself that all taste is subjective, just 'cos I'm not a fan of someone doesn't mean they're crap etc... But fuck me if Peter Kay isn't the lowest wit in UK comedy.
Who the fuck are these men in my house? She's swearing, she's swearing, she's swearing.
16:24 It's the BBC News at Ten title sequence!
21:22 - Orbital, In Sides, awesome :D
this man says he can read babies minds hahahahhahahh buhahhahahahahahha
I wonder what tape mode is...OH GOD THE PICTURE!
Decades worth of everyday man sitcoms has made half of all Brit's believe they're as interesting as them on the telly, but they're written characters, not persons. Which leads to the pseudo-personalities we have seen on the so called 'reality 'shows
the guy who reads baby's minds is nuts
Does anybody recognize the song playing in the background at 26:10 onward?
I know it sounds terribly presumptuous of me, but I wouldn't be surprised if a family is having trouble raising a baby, when they have pierced it's fucking ear.
What's the song that starts at 12:07?
MAKE SURE YOU FILM IT!
Hatsune miku?
I noticed the baby had a ear ring why?!!!
Jesus, Big Brother is fucking terrifying.
I don't know if my new note book sized solar panel is rubbish or if England is useless for solar power at this time of year. The first couple of days it was like my phone was charging backwards. 😢 I just wanted to save my mom some money. Anyway, in a fit of superstitious paranoia I plugged it in in the dark and ran a zombie killing mission ,just in case it was from opposite world . My neighbour bought a Z phone >.> it has to be the flippiest screen zombie I ever ever saw :-/ turns out you can't charge solar panels off security lamps.
I had a nightmare, that it was a giant wirey-lace sucking machine, and that it sucked everything in the world, like blankets of darkness and tiny thunderbugs and that the one percent charge of My phone was enabling computer hackers to see out of my Eastern window like batman. But eyeballs. Eyeballman
I want to cut that 'baby-psychic'.
FoooOOOOOOOORRRRRKKKK whatacunt
Who gives a baby a piercing??
I think the baby guy is the one who needs help, serious help!
was that someone doing an Andy Kaufman tribute on their fake talent show?
06:15 was that the first time CB didn't censor his swearing?
FORRRRRRRRK!
23:35 I've definitely seem him somewhere. Coach trip? Can someone help me out?
this is made funnier by your Tinkie Winkie avatar
anyone notice he says the f word and then later on he says it again but he bleeps it out????
I think Charlie has said that swearwords are funnier when they're bleeped which explains why they sometimes appear uncensored. He doesn't need to bleep them, he just chooses to if he thinks it sounds funnier.
I may only be speaking for myself, but I thought Carlos' joke was quite good
Possibly not a new observation, but David Quantick = Some grey bloke
Hello Charlie B.
also I am fashion designers of medieval clots
Ohay charlie!!!!!
And the worst bit? Only a tiny percent of our population are actually aware of it.
It took 3 guesses to guess she was abused, thats impressively large.
25:08, that was portuguese? As a brazilian, I honestly didin't understend what he said. Sound like italian to me...
I guess that's what happens when you speak it in a British accent, maybe? Also, I've heard that Brazillian Portugese is a bit different to Portugese Portugese, so maybe that's another factor? Of course, maybe he isn't speaking it at all & was just being facetious. It would certainly explain the guy calling him an arsehole.
27:42 makes 'WTF' an under statement.
Someone's nicked Charlies stairs! :o
5:45 -ish is pure abuse, how the fuck is this television..... ?
What the FOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRK!!!!!!!!!!
I know man, sad thing is some people are stupid enough to believe them
Sure he's not a blue bloke?
The babies got a earring the size of a fucking pirate, what a disgrace of a format that show was.
panpiiiipes!
isnt it a bit wrong that a man chats up babies
Why do people want to look at that?
Er... Masturbatory purposes I fear.
Prime-rily?
Crazy frog look-a-like
26:34-27:07 favorite scene :)
Primarily
I actually recognise two of the wannabe famous people. Weird.
bee´s knees..
I get it.