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This was inspired by the Fallout 4 version that was made by Pursuit, so go check that video out as well.
//Citations
Chica PopFunk by royalroyaltymodel112
Grimace Birthday Shake by luwke
Fallout 3 Styled City Liner Bus by ScottyX2
GigaChad Orchestral Version by Veedah Music (for the Chadroach scene)
Thanks for watching.
I’ve been so tired that I straight up have no memory of half the jokes and bits I put into this, so please point out any you find so I can enjoy them too 😅
This is an absolute GYATTsterpiece!
Brother do you have like a zip of the files you used to replace dialogue and everything I’m crying brother
Choose sex:
Boy
Political
Great one
LA Noir but its Brain Rot
i loved it, made me laugh a lot more than your previous ones. good job lol
Bethesda finally hired a decent writer
Almost reminds me of the comedy of Fallout 2, it's perfect. 😂
At least we have Argonian Maid.
They bought Borderlands writers.
unironically thousands upon thousands of times better than starfield's snoozefest
@@thecuchikillerborderlands hasn't had good writers for over a decade now mate
The detail is incredible, even the stealth “we chillin’ fr” vs. “Peeped”
Sus.
"caught in 4K" also 😂
Your intelligence has decreased to 1
You have rizzed a Fanum-Tec Bobblegyatt, it has permanently decreased your intelligence to 1!
yeah, this as a mod should only work when you're on a 1 int character
More like set to 1
More like -15
Decreased? you mean there was intelligence before?
"I'm heading back to lobby" was too much lol
"That's a good name, don't you think?"
"It's not."
"Fits you perfectly."
"It doesn't."
The Child: “I would like to speak to your manager, Dad!”
2:27
reads like monty python
This is the reason she lost the way to life
Deadass my favorite part
"Chat, are you seeing this right now?!"
The man referred to the vaults as echo chambers. What a fucking opportunity.
That was genius! 🤣🤣
That was genius 🤣🤣
@@ShieldsAUS this guy is a genius, most people would have one, maybe TWO imaginative jokes like that in a video.
Most works have just two creative jokes and pad the video out with slapstick, lol seggs comments and parroting memes.
This was genius from start to end.
Why echo chambers?
Should have called them goon caves
"Daddy's gonna go pick up some up milk and cigarettes"
Literally FO3 lore in a nutshell
"It can't be worse than the new Vegas one-"
"I don't want to tax the world on fanum-"
"Instantly-"
>Amogus
"GODDAMN IT"
spit out my water when it zoomed out to the battle bus
i spit out other stuff
@@AllGirlsCollege💀
@@AllGirlsCollege PRIME?
Ah so that’s what it was, looked out of place like a reference but couldn’t put my finger on it.
The Battle Bussss 😫 Ambussing Thank you
"I just crapped life out of my front trunk." Is hilarious 😂
with such brainrot it's not surprising humanity fell in fallout series.
You mean real life
🤣🤣
Felloff 3
On god
"the gamer girl bathwater of life" - truly we are not worthy of CJMattis
that shit was foul, i had to pause
I'd always heard Fallout 3's intro was interminably long, but I never thought it'd be long enough to make a 15 minute shitpost.
Given that the Great War is in 2077, most of the leadership at this point were Gen alpha, which explains a lot about the fallout universe.
Wow... from parody to reality.
My lord, its 15 skibidi minutes, DEADASS 😭😭🙏
Perfect goon material.
You just have to sigma your way through it or have L rizz and opt out fr fr
Oh my gyatt!!
"She's lost the will to live, it's my cringe"🤣🤣🤣☠️
Best thing I've seen on TH-cam yet😂😂😂😂
No cap
I wonder how many more can CJmattis pump out before brain rot gets to him
My brain rotted so much it became a new fossil fuel.
Clever 😂
All bro had to do was make a dub over the original cutscene, instead he *3D Modeled A MEME MASTERPIECE* what a legend 🥲🫡
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Don't we all?
"It's a great idea, don't you think?"
"It's not!"
"It really fits us as a species!"
"It doesn't!"
So you can finally understand the game??
@@Daniel-vk5li no because its funny, i bought this game at launch
"Bring the Fent to daddy" ☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:48 "Turn the kindergarten into a cinder garden"
😂
"Little bit of column A, little bit of Columbine"
💀💀💀
"There's a beta out here who went to sleep after hugging Daddy's car a little too hard." Oh fam that's grim 🤣
"Political" gender is peak satire. You, sir, are a fucking genius. 10/10 no notes. Subbed for life.
i have a gender and its female and i am a 10/10 btw
@@AllGirlsCollege deadass that's kinda political ngl
made better by the sex change option being hatching your egg.
Only someone with top tier EQ could write such a bussin line im legit shook and 100 subbed no cap
Can you explain this joke? Please?
The MC's mom is the only normal one.
That’s why she opted to kill herself
Bro forgot the subway surfers for the subway surfers
i forgot i am a 10/10
@@AllGirlsCollegebe gone bot
@@hightidekraken im not :(
The subway surfers being pulled up always got me. I died when they pulled it up while already looking at their pip boy for health.
"A little bit of column A, a little bit of Columbine"
That is absolutely wild af deadass ong
“Plug walk to daddy”😂😂
Griddy would've been hilarious. 😂
Bring daddy the fent
Bring Daddy the Fent was fucking unreal, combined with 'Only one year old and already plug-walking like a pro!' 🙃🤣
The amount of insanely creative and funny lines is crazy. Also the editing to make it look like it’s in game is very well done. Great vid, can’t want for the next one
This guy should be a comedic writer.
The whole sequence of the dad driving out and then coming back and cursing was godly.
It was not an obvious joke
That was top tier creativity.
Dude should be getting paid.
@@talk-supersix-seven6021I'm just wondering what sidewalk he was yapping about and how he got a car in a vault 😳
"Little bit of column A, little bit of Columbine" i laughed way harder than I probably should have at that
I had to double take and laughed harder than I should have as well 😂
I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard.
What does that mean😭😭😭
You too young fam for real. It's a 25 year old reference. Even if you're 30 years old today you'd only have been 5 when it happened. It's one of the few references that isn't Gen Z or Alpha. It's for Millennials
@@BigRouthcan you explain it then?
"I'm an S-class father right now" lol that's just ridiculous, saving that one
The sex choices were fucking hilarious
replacing sex change with hatch your egg was genius.
The S.P.E.C.I.A.L book rhymes you came up with are genuinely impressive
7:10 "I found you a way to clap back in a safe and stable manner" immediately cuts to "that's right I bought you a gun
I couldn't even edge to this. I just exploded immediately! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS!!!😂😂😂
here before this "blows up"
🙁
🫣
Nice speedrunning strat sweaty, new wr, on god no cap
6:20 Karen is basically the type of kid who cannot lock in for more than 3 seconds lmao
You are a sigma, and you have to leave.
I need you to go find another sauce chip, ours has yeeted itself out of rizzistence, no cap.
@@henrik252 “You’re a true OG, and you have to fizzle out.”
Your rizz's over, beta. Time to unalive.
Karen completed Head Out, now she needs to complete Following his Sigma Grindset.
Started: Following his Sigma Grindset
Objective: Peep the town of Atomic Chad
"Hatch, you egg" is actually wild. Gen alpha is cooked.
“not ready yet” lmao
Hearing a combination of xQc having a Manic episode and Dennis Prager monologuing about mommies and milk in the background is the only way anyone should be brought into existence. 😂
Once again I'd kill to play an entire mod like this lol
I’ll would throw my controller across my living room after a hour of this shit 😂
I'd play a new playthrough of this with Three Dog talking like this
how many are we talking about here? : P
@@dracorosso7129 all 4 of my controllers lol
such a missed opportunity to call the vault a goon cave
10:00
"I did some thinking and i came up with some ways for you to clapback in a safe and stable manner... That's right, i bought you a GUN"
🤣🤣🤣
This is healthy! I'm an S-tier father rn.
"That was clean AF" 👌
from silent protagonist to yapping protagonist, dead ass
That starwars reference hidden in there was beautiful. On god
frfr
no kizzy
“She’s losing the will to live.”
@@Longshanks1690 end of the grind ayy
I love the voice you gave her. This would be an awesome mod, even if it only changed the text, like the sneak going from We Chillin FR to Caught In 4K and all the grab being Cop ___ is great. Her random voice lines would be cool too. It'd make a sick experience for the game lol
The fact you had to remake this entire first
scene is amazing. Great work.
"You know, I'd sub tier 3" 🏏🏏🏏 "NO THANKS"
"Turn the kindergarten to a Cinder garden" NGL that line is bussin' fr fr on god no cap
Dude, imagine the WHOLE game to be like this.
Bethesda really should put in a vault where everyone talks like this
Gonna keep checking nexus mods
Rotout 3
I'm furious within the first ten seconds, genuinely great work
Why would u be mad? XD
@@taylorjacquez7451 because CJMattis has totally obliterated the most iconic song from the franchise.
@@WanderingChinDarude - Sandstorm
6:08 F in chat for getting caught in 4k
"RIZZ-ELATION 4 :20" 😭😭😭😭😭
Ok ngl, that reveal at 0:43 got me 😭
>Boy
>Political
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I knew this was going to be a masterpiece when it pulled away to show a battlebus and an amongus. 😂
THESE ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND.
I love it. Keep at it.
"Looks like a fucken Nosepass"💀💀
This video is unironically gold. "E is for edge, that's how long I can goon!"
Nobody will care but my favorite part was when the radroach near the end had little scooby doo tip toe noises. 14:09
[We Chillin Fr]
I can't even imagine how long this took to make, the voice models alone are perfection. Well done, awesome job!
Oblivion next please I beg you! I can see the part where you meet Lucien after you kill a dead drop informant.
"No! NOOOOO!! I'm too late! I thought I could pull up here in time, thought I could tell you to hol' up! You dead ass have been merking all the bois of the Spade Tattoo. You have leaked the group chats of the Blacked Sigmas..."
This is beautiful, the memes make themselves
@@thermalegoogle yeah, I'm not well versed in brainrot, but I tried to emulate the scenario to the best of my abilities.
YOU. YOU ARE DEADASS THE RIZZLER FROM MY DREAMS, NO CAP.
@@bigfluff73 "They call cap because I trust you, they've not seen the gyatts you've rizzed up."
Then you see the cursed brainrot starsigns. The goonmaxxer: confers a 69 point bonus to your edge attribute, but you're 100% weak to p0rn
"You mog rather skibidily for a rizzler."
“I can’t take anymore of this, I’m heading back to lobby” dies ☠️ 😭😭😂😂😂
A wonderful creation as usual
Thank you, I appreciate it
WHY IS IT GIVING HIGH EFFORT 😭😭
Deadass, i beg you do red dead redemption 1 or 2, it would be bussing fr fr
Oh fuck, I don’t think I could survive the mental and emotional damage that would cause me. I hope he does RDR1 cuz I can’t handle seeing my boy Arthur massacred by brain rot.
"its too late to be decent father" i lost it
when the boss music comes in with the Chadroach
This is the most brilliant brainrot I’ve ever seen. Thank you for blessing us with this.
7:29
"a CHADroach"
-Dad
"I just crapped life out of my front trunk" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't take these anymore
Almost interrupted by some kid in a diner tryna throw hands. What does she do? Kid paused mid fight….. to keep playing Subway Surfer 🤣🤣🤣
“Her heart is skibbing beats”😭
I want full wersion of "Don't want to set the world on fire" and "Blue moon" in this style SO BAD
The Special book was really impressive, you even got the rhymes 😂
GOOOOOOD MORNING CAPITAL WASTELAND!!!!!!
This needs more views, this is criminally underrated for the amount of work that you put in
Liam Neeson dad is giving Homelander parenting lmao
This is too high quality for a brainrot vid, 10/10
Don’t think I’d be peeping this auro draining s- stain.
Omfg
The writing of the dad driving away was incredible.
"It's ok I'm a doctor"
*Immediately shoots him with a tom cruise collateral scene
Can I start vaping again now? 😭
HAHAH
“Nah, I’d fallout.”
I FUCKING LOVE THE
>BOY
>POLITICAL
14:40 Lmao at "Hatch, you egg" for changing genders.
This is by far the funniest and most high effort out of all of these I've seen so far. Well fucking done.
"I want mommy, I want milk I want to be held i want to be comforted and if you do not do all these things immediately.....i will ruin your life"🤣🤣🤣😭
The jar…. THE JAR! 0:20
Oh no
@@andrewbuchanan3380Oh yes
This is the best comedy ever.
The levels of detail you put in here have me dying.
Chad roaches.😂
XD
"I don't wanna be a streamer"
The overgooner 😂😂
Holy fuckin shit the quality of this is really impressive.
No way you pumped out an extra 9 minutes in 24 hours! That's awesome. I truly believe your videos have, and will continue to improve people's well being. Laughter is the best medicine after all. You really are a rizzler.
"Deadass, war stays the same, on god." - Ron Perlman
Ah yes, the classic Fallout catchphrase, just as I remember it. And that SPECIAL book was something else ngl 👌
There is no kai cenat mentioned in the video
-1000000 aura
I can't express how glad I am that this video contains brainrot from years past as well as the gen alpha slop. Somehow this shitpost ended up being an awesome nostalgia trip. Subbed
Literally the best yt video i've seen about fallout 3 ever good job bro