MSSP - Matt's Proprietary Dong Wax
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 38 47 57
matt is a real life "its always sunny" character
Matt as regular at Paddy’s is a great idea
I like Shane, but as I've been getting into MSSP it's incredible how much Matt's brain is what drives the pod.
This is the greatest description of Matt.
Dong wax sounds like a sunny plot device
@@hungry6012 Fight milk, kitten mittens, and dong wax belong together
I like how the blend never got more complex than just straight coconut oil
Be careful dawg, the shamans west coast legal team might come after you for spreading the proprietary blend without consent.
It’s proprietary
what about the chocolate magic shell dip?
Where do I buy?
He’s got a real slick dick thought
"The oily bird gets the ringworm" - Sun Tzu
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Top kek
Malcolm X said that bro!!
Good one😂
“i’m doing exercises to get my foreskin back” LMAO
stolen valor on us foreskinned dawgs
unironically works tho can confirm from experience kek just not in the r*tard way explained here
He's culturally appropriating south americans
“my yeast infection *might* have something to do with my foreskin reconstruction exercises” just on another planet lmao
The more I watch this podcast the more I realize that Matt is a modern day alchemist, in philosophy and practice
With the state that America is in it's a good sign that people like Matt are getting into these practices.
@@marshallblansett9254 And dong wax is only the beginning.
Philosophy, practice, and proprietary.
That deep sigh from Shane whenever Matt has an insane idea gets me every time.
"Dude! Youre a fucking space cadet!" Is the most accurate description of Matt that I could imagine lmao
@A Z when you call someone a space cadet that basically means they're off In space, or eccentric or just a weird dude
@A Z What does "Out to lunch" mean?
@A Z Super crazy gay dudes are fun.
@A Z I hear this in Canada, it means that your body is there but your brain is out to lunch
There is something about Matt, that makes him seem like a smart 14 year old. Like he’s smart and dumb at the same time.
Curiosity plus naivety
Fr. He is simultaneously one of the greatest philosophers to ever live while also being one of the stupidest humans to ever exist
Legit!
@@T_D_B_ plus a huge dose of teenage confidence
Don't besmirch Matt. He is wise beyond his years. The Shaman guides us Dawgs.
Lmao matt is the funniest human being on earth I swear.
Shout out manhood
shout out jelking
Shout out dong wax
Used to be. Before he had kids and got married. This is five years old.
@@peanutarbuckle2980 that'll happen
Lurk more newphag. The shaman is an expert in Jelqing not jelking
@@rudiguliani4243 lurk more? Smd pussboi
@@peanutarbuckle2980 I'm glad to hear he's living the dream
That exasperated exhale from Shane right after Matt said men can get yeast infections. LMAO
Shanes reaction to hearing matt was back to applying homemade dick wax to his bird was like someone hearing a friend who is an ex alcoholic took back to the bottle 😂
Shane breathes heavy in the beginning like “my friend is about to say some insane shit”
Maybe my favorite arc throughout the whole cast is Matt’s messed up dong
What about Tybalts messed up hole?
What about Shane's sliced p?
Same
0:00 Genesis of Mccusker’s Dong wax
5:35 Matt’s clinic visit
16:48 Shamans long road to recovery
18:45 More Dong shenanigans / Doctor Mccuskers
25:25 Dong Wax side effects
Bless up
What a saga
0:13 That initial huff exhale from Shane is so hilarious
Shane's sigh after Matt first said "Dong wax" said everything you need to know 🤣
“Dong wax, think about it.”
This is the funniest man on Earth
“Tell us the ingredients”
“It’s a proprietary blend dude”
😂😂😂 its proprietary😂😂
I’ve started syringing this stuff directly in my sensitive bellend and it’s working wonders. Not only is my yeast infection gone but my urethra is also permanently closed
Do you use a hot water bottle to get your crums out?
Tic tac
Doc McCusky's dong wax has saved my life several times over.
It's also delicious on toast
Shane reminds me so much of my late best friend. He would always be so shocked at my weird ideas and conspiracies and would always try to be the voice of reason but i was not having it lol Thanks for bringing back my fav memories boys
It's so funny how they talk to each other in mortal kombat terms
"the black dude stood behind me and Shao Khan'd the whole thing"
For proprietary blends you still have to disclose all the ingredients, you just dont have to display the amount
Thanks for that info no one asked for bud
@@T_D_B_ any time p.a.l.
@@T_D_B_ stands for Personal Ass Licker, in case you’re wondering
so you don’t have to put “100% coconut oil”, it’s just “coconut oil”
“Rx-stop touchin your bird” 😂😂
Matt’s the funniest man on earth I swear… fuckin dong wax lmfao
Literally a concoction
Concocktion
Nice
My brother calls my schizophrenic sister a space cadet and I’m finally getting it
Shanes so prophetic about what will happen about the dong wax
1:22 and Shane cracked the secret ingredient lmao
I like how they keep referring to it as a rash despite it clearly being ringworm
i mean it aint a worm
It is actually super common for people to catch ringworm from dogs…..
he does wrestle naked with his dogs too. i remember matt saying his wife told him that his as5 was dirty once or something while he was doing it
If you go doggystyle on enough pups, you're bound to catch a rash or two.
Yiiiiiikes
Are you telling me, that lady doctor had sex with her pooch?
What about dog girls? Asking for a friend
As soon as Shane asked, how did they conduct the std screening, every girl he's ever bagged screamed in unison.
.....or every girl he DIDN'T bag......HEYOOOO!!!
Or every boy
@@910radoor fucking not
"dries your bird to kingdom come"
One of the greater sagas in history
An epic tale for the ages
Can someone please get Theo con and Matt together for a podcast. I’d love to listen to them co-sign each others shit for 2 hours haha
Coconut oil, old spice, and tendy grease
McCuskie's Diamond Dong Wax.
"Shine Bright Like A Diamond"
“You think they were taking a knee on me?” 😂😂😂
I tried the coconut oil thing but it's just all mashed in my pubes and taint my gf has never been so wet thanks dong wax for the big dong bunduru
This is one of the best pod clips you guys out out, holy moly I lol’d almost the entire time
Shout to all the uncirc’d dawgs that don’t give into the female aesthetic.👊🏼
Never give up your foreskin like all those other mutilated freaks. The Good Lord Jesus Christ didn’t make a mistake when he made our dicks.
shout out to having feeling in your dic during sex 👍
shout out to not partaking in a tradition based around sanitation practices thkusand years ago
@@tomik6537 shout out to the long-term health benefits of chewing on your own smeg 🦾🎓
@@Bran_Flakesx7 Hey idiot, take a bath and WASH. youre not 5 anymore
It's Proprietary...
2:06 Shane predicts the future
Dong Wars: Return Of The Foreskin
saziraph hit me like a 432 flute
Who knew that Matt makes Shane look normal
When he said it helps bring the fat cells to his dick to increase the girth made me piss my pants
Got a HEP C ad at the end of the video 😂 thanks Matt for battling!
Hell yea, I’ve been waiting for someone to splice the before and after episodes
I love the subtle “join or die” in the back
Proprietary Blend
but is it propriatary?
when you take into consideration Matts romantic proclivity - of course it is coconut oil
@@T_D_B_ It works? Wait, it does what exactly?
@Cesar Tapia it's just natural lube... general use multi purpose type of this... brown folks ❤ the stuff 😂
Matt is the wikipedia "[citation needed]" tag manifest into a human, and I'm all for it
Shoutout to all the dawgs waxing bird
Matt is doctor dong M.D.! Doctor Doogie trouser snake M.D.!
It's a proprietary blend.
snake oil shaman
his dong wax is literally oil for his snake
Matt is 100% correct on circumcision. It was the 90s so I don’t hold my parents too morally responsible but good grief, imagine your child is born into a crazy new world, and one of the first things you do is mutilate his unit 🤢
Glad my parents never touched me bird
@@paulgallagher5092 DT
The Js fucked us up good
I laughed so hard I had to stop at 3min to catch my breath... why do we still not have dong wax!
Incredible. Matt talking about his ashy bird and I immediately thought of a Phoenix reference and without skipping a beat - in comes Shane with the same reference.
I’m home fellas!
Forget coconut oil.
100% pure almond oil is where it's at.
Been using it through 8 years of dating and marriage and it's Shrek 1 !
Perfect for bird and puss.
Jojoba oil is good for those with nut allergies, too. 👍
@@jimmyrustler8983 if your woman has a nut allergy, you have a bigger problem than lube 🤣
On the beef tallow train myself. Highly reccomend
“Reconstruct my bird”
Porn parody of the post-bellum south...
8:33 Jesus Christ Shane... That really is how you get yourself shot in public 🤣🤣🤣
I could totally see Matt working on some stuff with Will Blunderfield
0:13 Shane’s deep exhale explains everything lmao.
I have a soft shiny and loved bird....and above average. Stop shining your red breasted Robin
in the morning, and at night if you want.
Calling your d**k your bird is just so funny. Where tf did that even originate? Why bird? Lmao
I don't know the origin but it's def widely used Philly area slang
@@T_D_B_ well they are the eagles?
I feel like there may be a connection between the term "bird" and "the old twig and berries"
It kinda looks like a bird
I think the term bird for your dick originated with The Rat Pack. They had their own slang language and bird was one of them.
Could be wrong though.
Side effects of Dong Wax©may lead to ringworm
This is the most Matt thing ever, it’s almost like someone imitating him
Your channel is the best, keep it up homie
The fact that he got ring worm a few weeks after this is great
I’m in dyer need of dong wax
that nurse had ring worm on her worm ring
i dont know if this was urgent care hahahahaahahahahah
“Dead man walkin” 😂😂
Matt’s right I got a coco oil hj and it was probably as close to head as it can get 10/10 would recommend
These two should have a tv show. Matt is like the funny nutty guy and Shane the straight guy.
If you mean broadcast TV, unfortunately, that is a dying medium. As a result, they are in a death spiral of lesser quality output. So I would say a network or cable show would never be a good a the podcast. Subscribe to the boys Patreon. Watch the entire cast in long form. If you like these clips, you'll love the full cast. That is the show you seek.
Shane shitting on it the whole time is great
I would pay so much money for a McCusker’s Dong Wax shirt
Lmao proprietary blend
"war torn dong" noice.
“DoNg wAx???”
Did you hear Shane’s exhale right after Matt said men can get yeast infections?
@@John_Notmylastname i swear Matt makes Shane confused if he’s the weird one sometimes😂
Matt is the goat for this. Anyone else restoring?
Lmaoo imagine if instead of massage parlors it was janky doctors offices and the doctors wack you off
They used to for women back in the day.
Wife complaining too much or sad?
Hysterical.
Doctor would fingerblast her to cure it.
If that didn't work you could have her lobotomized.
Simpler times
"pet friendly" got me 😂😅
The fact that he got ringworm from this shit is so insanely hilarious.
Dong wax god damn
Dongwax would go well with the Manhood
I had the same experience at that urgent care on city ave
“Dong Wax & T-Shirts dude”
I wish they sold a dong wax shirt
Coconut oil dries out your skin bros. Just FYI. Oil draws out the water from your skin. Use coconut oil very very sparingly. Use like 1/4 of the amount of lotion you would use.
Teeny amount of C oil for your Teenis
i am absolutely crying in the gym rn i cannot bench😭😭😭
I remember when I first heard the ep with dong wax. Incredible saga
Goes away and comes back??? MATTYS got the herpiederpies 😂😂😂
What is Matt doing with that wiener that he got a yeast infection? That’s rare for men.
Bruh a piss test doesn’t test for herpes or aids 😭 you gotta get your blood drawn for both of those or wait till you have an active outbreak to get a swab test. Plus hiv/aids doesn’t show up for 6 months after coming into contact with it.
Wtf is Matt doing out here 🤣 Geezus Christ dude
I feel like matt just didn't wash his hands before application
Y’all crack me up
That covenant was from the god of Abraham, and he also instructed the razoring of the foreskin of their slaves. The real question is whether you are of the chosen people or are you just branded cattle? Salvation thru Christ was proclaimed the new covenant and Ive yet to find evidence of Jesus having ever owned slaves so...
Absolutely perfect context for this.
Have you realized we’re slaves yet?
Well put dawg