MSSP - Exploring Gerbies' Haemorrhoids
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 85
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I like the idea of Matt and Shane taking Steven to a field somewhere to check his prostate. Anyway, for the uninitiated, heres more Gerbies th-cam.com/play/PL1C4R5D2yb332PIf1tMPcCOZya-Y9lb3a.html
Gerbies is too pure for this world
He needed to be taught how to wipe his butt. Does pure mean special needs? 😄
He should team uo with Jacob batat. Another pure snowflake.
Too jewish for this world
Gerbies’ pure unawareness of basic ‘scumbag 101 jury duty evasion practices’ is endearingly wholesome lol 😆
He’s definitely been cramming stuff up there
When Shane said "sit down" I died, picturing him being so into the topic that he's standing up in the studio
He has hemorrhoids he can't sit down 😂
He’s just hemmied out
I gotta stop watching this to go to sleep I can’t stop laughing
Gerblez is definitely a Morty who lost his Rick along the way.
Ur gay
Cringe
Everyone lost a rick because they are gay. And we forget about them by 6 or 7 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂is the best way to get out of bed and go in to the beach and relax in the beautiful surroundings of the world is starving to death and the 3rd world is starving to death in the world of warcraft and the world is laughing at you going to be honest with your day going to be in the room for you 😂 productive text took over haha
@@trendybistroalmost as cringe as the shitty vids you’ve posted, almost
@@trendybistroU R 😅
Matt saying that you “just have to be a patriot” to get out of jury duty is peak shaman
I think gerbies is my favorite mssp “guest” . He’s genuinely himself which to me is a cool. He embraces his lack of “cool” which is cool haha.
Exactly.
Praise Gerbies for being an all star guest and person
Blessing us with some more Gerbies on his fine Wednesday, praise Peepop
I spit my drink when gerbils said “suckin’ in a poop”
"It's like an ass migraine." Modern day philosophy.
Matts quick little often hidden and easy to miss quips are easily 90% of why this pod makes me piss myself laughing.
I'm 40 and recently had hemroid surgery. Things were huge, like ginseng roots I grew in my b hole. Told the doc were exchanging Xmas cards from now on, personal level type shit. I asked him to save them in a jar, he didn't ablige, but did take my phone and snap funny ass photos for me. 6 months later still recovering. Glad I could regale this story
Bruh i will prob pass before 40 but that is rough. Glad you got the surg
@@WalkingPaceWP that’s actually my healthcare plan too, pass before 40
god damn! do you have to sit on an inflatable donut??
@@poindextertunes no, shits been healed up now for a bit. But still have weird shit patterns lol
@@williamhenderson2661”only the good die young” lol 😆
Gerbies is like that nervous lawyer in Scrubs
Ted!
I'm very new to Matt, Shane and Gerbs. Thanks Peeps for making my long morning drive more tolerable. Just funny as shit
Welcome to
Communion. Praise peepop for hooking us all up. Also check out Gilly and Keeves if you haven’t to support the dawgz further
Deep dive into the cast and subscribe to the patreon. That's a year worth of entertainment consuming all of it right there
Gerb thinking that you can't skip jury duty and that it "goes on your record" is insane 😂 where do these kinds of people come from??
It is a crime to skip jury duty
Man this guy sounds like a Netflix leading man… I’m so fucking pumped for Steve
I’m going to be honest. The Gerbdawg gets hemmies but Matt doesn’t. Gerbs also has that whole system for cleaning and wiping while Matt doesn’t. Makes you wonder
Peepop getting us through the day
Hands down my most favorite guest on this show
You don’t have to say most if you say favorite. Favorite already means most.
@@jessejive117 I just love everybody so much everyone’s already my favorite
The phrase “Now hold on” should be on the Gerben family crest
Shane got his car privileges taken away after this one 😂
PSA:
Take psyllium after every meal. Literally changed my life. It makes ruff stuff soft, it makes soft stuff a little ruffer.
You take psyllium on the daily and you will have a high rate of perfect dumps. A 500g package is like 1ß dollars and one serving is just a tea spoon full.
This man’s spitting facts. Best is the powder version. It can turn diarrhea into decent poops ahahahahah
Thanks man I was havin a shitty day and you uploaded and so did mssp new pod dawg bless
Dawg bless, all praises to thee 🙏🏼
Gerbies laugh is intoxicating
@Notoriouspeepop out here doing the lord work blessings us Dawgs with content on a Wednesday
LMAO dissecting how the Gerbs wipes his ass?? WTF I love these guys 😂. The thumbnail.. top shelf bro.
I had a buddy who was really hairy and had a lot of wiping issues and hemorrhoids. He told me it literally ruined his life for years before he finally had them surgically removed.
Gerben is all that is love. All that is light
In small towns they send a sheriff to find you if you skip jury duty
27:52
"I come from a long line of dudes who don't come that much."
LOL
Holy crap, this is like striking gold. This will be a consistent good times video 😂😂😂
The jury duty line kills me...Matt rules.
Da King returns on the land of Peepops
Just for clarification, skipping jury duty can result in a fine of up to $500 and/or 10 days in jail. However, most judges just give the minimum fine(according to google). Although, most people don't skip jury duty multiple times 😂
I'm 49 years old. I have gotten dozens of jury notices in my lifetime and thrown every single one in the garbage. Nothing happens.
Same here, i went once then they started hounding me every 3 months with county and state lvl jury duty seperate! State was an hour away. I have thrown everyone out since, its ridiculous, i would have no life if i actually went to every jury call
the handsoap is drying the shit out of Gerben's ass and MAKING IT WORSE
Ok gerbies lemme take wiping advice from a Jew with hemeroids
Having a disgusting asshole isn’t a flex my guy. Wipe and use wet wipes, it’s very normal and women will like you better
As a mother and a nurse this one made me question why listen to this Podcast SMH
As a tyrannosaurus Rex. Rawr
@You Mad?? fart sniffer 😮
medically i ask myself these questions they ask and i think everyone asks once in their life: do i have hemorrhoids or is my ass just sore?
I just meant listening to these young, Non medical dudes trying to figure out if they had hemorrhoids or not made my heart hurt as a nurse.
Wow how extremely serious I am taking it?
As a chicken, I'ma cross the road, and it's none of ur damn businesses why..
14:19 is absolutely hilarious commercial idea
Nice. Thanks bro. You always come through with the best MSSP stuff
This is the best video since Shane’s pre spring break Miami pod
We love you peepop ❤
God bless Gerbies
Gerbies is def the scooby doo of the dawgs lmfao
Jezz do you need to change your pants?
Nah that’s just the Prep-H🤯🤣
Can Gerbies meet Jacob Battat or will that tear a hole in the space-time continuum?
They can’t DO THIS!
i just wiped my phone down with sanitizing wiped 😂
Gerrrrrbieeeeeees!! ❤
That shot of Gerbies makes him look like he could be Peter Serafinowicz’s son
I went to the hospital 3 weeks ago because I thought i had i had an infected cyst in my butt and it was actually just a BROOTAL hemorrhoid. Thankfully it is almost gone now, but I couldnt even get out of bed much less move without being in crazy pain
The worst part is I lost like 50 pounds and that i had been pooping ok, went from my butt itches to holy fuck ive got sepsAss
i have so many questions. Was losing weight a good thing? Does “pooping ok” mean that one day you weren’t?
2:45 i dont think thats how jury duty works bro😂
Gerbies after saying he could get pegged:
“No! You can shit on me.”
Last time I got Jury Duty I literally couldn't go cause I had classes, told them everything, still had some fuck from the court call me up wondering where I was, just hung up on him and haven't heard anything else about it for about 6 months or so now 😅😂
8:50 Dont pet my dog, with your fuckin.. ass hands.
The first person to beat off on mars 😂😂😂
All hail Peepop and Gerbies 👑 🙌 👑
Subscribed... bring the gerbs! Been enjoying your vids for the last few days, appreciate the content, but gerbs hemyz deserve a sub
Gerbin should have a weekly advice segment.
" Start slow"
I came for Shane….but then I ‘came’ for Matt and Gerben
Roids are a pestilence on the land. Especially my land. Got to avoid constipation at all costs…😢
I always want to ask if shane or matt see these thumbnails and pictures of their faces edited onto other people. I hope they enjoy them as much as us.
I’ve had a hemorrhoid for like a year I named him Harold
Blessed art thou peepop
Professor Peepop to the rescue 🎉
Because of this video I will be Googling "Can a man ejaculate in zero gravity?"
Well yes ejaculation is from muscle contractions why wouldn't it work in space.
Gerbies really is Kyle’s cousin 😆😂
I think we can all agree that this is safe for work.
16:31 - 17:16 Matt fucking kills me 😂
Love me some Gerbies
Personal butt janitor lmfaooooo
Gotta say...Gerbies is probably my favorite
The fact that he is a back to front wiper explains a lot
Gerbies lololololololololololol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😳😳😭😭😭😭
Peepop will rise on Sunday
His and hers 😂.
9:50 im not alone 😂
i just carry a small pack of bby wipes w me likeee everywhere
This is next level
Tube sock and a battery?🫡
I’ve def had mini hemorrhoids before
God save the Gerbies.
PSA: Don't use soap, and don't over-clean to the point you're aggravating things down there- that's definitely part of the reason this poor guy's butt is in such bad shape. Everyone has them, it's just a problem when they become enlarged from straining, or inflamed from irritation.
i’m 22 i got my first hemi a bit over a week ago. do they leave by themselves? i got cream for it but it’s still there just like the day i got it
@@tunasandwhich176 In my experience, the external kind (which are stingy, or itchy and of course outside) go away in a week or so, depending on how much they continue to be irritated or not. I always use toilet paper that's been wetted in the sink and dab gently. I take a shower afterward when i can, and make sure everything's clean without aggravating things too much. There are many things that can make them worse (pressure from not going frequently enough, pressure from sitting on the toilet too long, not being clean enough) but if you avoid the stuff that makes them worse, they get less inflamed and eventually get better. It's a crummy problem- it's embarrassing to talk about and they make you really uncomfortable- but you gotta find out what makes them better and avoid what makes them worse, through googling and trial and error, and you'll be able to avoid them in the future.
@droppeddogs I don't know, i've always heard that soap will just make things worse. But yeah, diet and maybe more importantly drinking plenty water so you go regularly and easily.
@@tunasandwhich176I’ve always had pooping issues ever since I was like 5. For some reason, my body turns my shit into Damascus steel and it always tore my ass up.
I recently eliminated about 95% of my sugar intake a little over a year ago and I’ve only had one in that time. It was very mild too, so diet probably plays a key role.
This one is a classic!
Matt look like Todd Howard
The Wild Wild West
Saint Peepop 🙏🏼
Jury duty sucks. If you go, they call you nonstop to keep cmin by.
Is he saying he wipes...stands up and waddles over to the sink...gets tp wet and adds soap....then waddles back to the toilet to finish wiping?!
Wow this is a hit
Gerbils 2023 ep when?
18:14 😂
Do not watch this if u have to take a piss
much love
Gerb a lerbs
Steve Gerben, the good Jew
Is this from the patreon? Or old content?
Baby wipes isnt just for babies boys
been summoned for JD about 4 times in the past 15 years never responded, never showed up, never heard anything from anyone. shoutout to anyone taking a pay cut to take the day off of work to go to fucking jury duty. yall are holding it down for a lazy drunk dude that will only get out of bed for 30+ an hour
Jesus Christ Steve. Now that we are all very uncomfortable….
"Boy that sounded a little wet"
22 and got a haemorrhoid a while back, not a good omen
Who TF wipes back to front?
i had roids that hung like bunches of grapes from sitting in a turret in iraq
I'm picturing the "Fruit of the Loom" logo.
Hope you're doing better though 🤙