James Acaster’s Version Of Pinocchio - Mock The Week

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  • @MockTheWeek
    @MockTheWeek  3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

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  • @rozturner8110
    @rozturner8110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3630

    acaster somehow has the energy of a dumb school boy and a wise old man at the same time

    • @davebuchan81
      @davebuchan81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True lol.

    • @Francklyynnnn
      @Francklyynnnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oi Muse

    • @lyledesborough4321
      @lyledesborough4321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Muscle museum > anything else in showbiz

    • @ohalistair
      @ohalistair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      His voice makes me imagine he's a young boy doing his best impression of Michael Caine as a comedian.

    • @Bagofnowt
      @Bagofnowt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He simplifies big concepts down to the level of stupid schoolboy

  • @jackarthur4673
    @jackarthur4673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    James breaking after Ed calls him an idiot is the best and most wholesome part of that video 😂

    • @Jack-er1sc
      @Jack-er1sc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      2:40 if ya want a timestamp :>

  • @eagereyes5013
    @eagereyes5013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2422

    Knowing that Ed James and Nish are all friends watching them messing around together in this context is so funny, it's like schoolboys who aren't allowed to sit next to each other in class but still take over the conversation cracking jokes from across the room

    • @sarahkinsey5434
      @sarahkinsey5434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      yellow curtains it has the same energy as Dara and Ed

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The show isn't as funny since Frankie etc left but it's an easier watch. Maybe it was because everyone like Russell Howard etc were always desperate to get their jokes in, but things seem mute relaxed now.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Oh jesus christ nothing is ever as funny since Frankie left.
      Anyone would think he was john fucking Lennon and not some unamusing gobshite who went "pedo!" every time someone handed him a mike.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@peterclarke7240 Yeah I prefer it now. It's much less stressful whereas in the old ones you can tell they were all desperate to squeeze in their jokes.

    • @wrenclark4907
      @wrenclark4907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah! I’ve seen them all in hypothetical all together too, and it was hilarious!

  • @celticwolff5429
    @celticwolff5429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    The "chatterbox" line was fantastic.

    • @brentcrude8565
      @brentcrude8565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      True. Rhys is very underrated.

    • @emosongsandreadalongs
      @emosongsandreadalongs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Snitches get stitches!

    • @ChimerezeNwosu
      @ChimerezeNwosu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Absolutely!!! 😅😅😅

    • @emmarie_1061
      @emmarie_1061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't really understand it. To be honest I laughed anyway because it was Rhys that made the joke, but can somebody please explain it?

    • @sweetistweeter
      @sweetistweeter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@emmarie_1061 The joke is that if you do something bad (murder) and someone else knows about it, and they tell others about it, you don't say "hey you promised not to tell" (chatterbox - which means someone who talks too much) if you want to pretend you're innocent. It gives the game away.

  • @Ivy3h
    @Ivy3h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    I love how much Ed laughs at James

    • @MonsieurFlange
      @MonsieurFlange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You should check out their podcast!

    • @tylerburney8576
      @tylerburney8576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jake Giles-Phillips Seconding this! Off Menu is absolutely hilarious. I just started listening a couple days ago and it’s great.

    • @TheGreatPresenter
      @TheGreatPresenter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tylerburney8576 Where do I find this podcast?

    • @levanpolka9628
      @levanpolka9628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TheGreatPresenter i listen on Acast (perfect coincidence) but I'm sure it's available on apple/itunes whatever it is now

    • @simonspeccy2124
      @simonspeccy2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jaquie Fallon Spotify if you’ve got it, best podcast ever

  • @laylaaa444
    @laylaaa444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    the way he rarely laughs at anyone else makes him so powerful lmao

  • @j0njn
    @j0njn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I’ve never before heard the words “you f-ing idiot” said with so much love 🤣

  • @JackDManheim
    @JackDManheim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    2:53
    James' eyebrow flex lets you know he's got something.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2538

    His version of the bible would be brilliant though.

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Read by him as well

    • @ultrademigod
      @ultrademigod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@RatelHBadger Each time it would be slightly different.

    • @madnessbydesignVria
      @madnessbydesignVria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's a 'Books On Tape' I'd definitely buy... :)

    • @FlipAndLand
      @FlipAndLand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ultrademigod Just like the actual Bible.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      There once was a little princess and his name was Jesus.

  • @MissFotini
    @MissFotini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The way Ed laughs at James when he's being his Acaster best always makes me especially happy.

  • @ultrademigod
    @ultrademigod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    In many ways James is like a young Bob Mortimer.
    He just says and does whatever pops into his head.

    • @heidicross6878
      @heidicross6878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Love, Love, Love them both.

    • @frankhovis
      @frankhovis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a shame so little of it is funny.

    • @abbie1200
      @abbie1200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Frank Hovis blasphemy

    • @FundFreedom
      @FundFreedom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@frankhovis its a shame no one can tell how many downvotes your comment has.

    • @LuxTheSlav
      @LuxTheSlav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@frankhovis Somehow, everyone hating on Acaster is called Frank. What has James ever done to the Franks to make them so fucking crotchety? Perhaps we'll learn one day - probably in a long-winded anecdote.

  • @HatterDave
    @HatterDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    We need a split screen of Nish and Ed's reactions as James is telling the joke

  • @ryynerwicked2762
    @ryynerwicked2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "he came to life bc he was possessed by a demon" I never laughed so dam hard in my life I love this guy's randomness lol

  • @themoolag
    @themoolag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Dara's "we've all learned an important lesson" killed me. Like "glad that it is over" but with comedic intent. Nish piling on and Dara trying to control the situation is just perfect

    • @HussyHarryet
      @HussyHarryet 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Definitely teacher trying to calm unruly students vibes.

  • @pangpojken
    @pangpojken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I will never forgive Dara for stopping the bible according to Acaster - for sure pure gold

  • @stevecampbell9670
    @stevecampbell9670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I need a "Never trust a puppet" t-shirt.

  • @dabluedevil1000
    @dabluedevil1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You fucking idiot." was a perfect response to James' absurd analogy. 😂

  • @blimeyjoe253
    @blimeyjoe253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I know people always go on about the good ol'days with Frankie Boyle, but I also thought James Acaster really owned it while he was on and it disappointed me a lot to find he's not doing it anymore. I wish he'd stayed on like a team captain opposite Hugh or something

  • @SingWhileYouMay
    @SingWhileYouMay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I bet plenty of people would love to go back to the fish finger days.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, i'm glad he didnt turn out to be a buffoon -- he's running the fucking country -- it's great he's manned up!! (someone deleted the comment relevant to this

  • @geex8583
    @geex8583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Reminded me of ‘is it a boulder, or is it a big rock’

  • @designateddriver3332
    @designateddriver3332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    LET HIM TELL THE BIBLE DARA

  • @notacaulkhead
    @notacaulkhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    James, Nish, and Ed have such wonderful chemistry

  • @OldManRoo
    @OldManRoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    James is brilliant!

  • @danielburgess7101
    @danielburgess7101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Having James, Ed and Nish on the same panel is just cheating isn’t it. Your guaranteed a quality show.

  • @Alyssa-ol1jm
    @Alyssa-ol1jm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    One of my favourite acaster clips. Seen nearly everything he’s done and I can’t help but love this one

  • @50RatsinaCoat
    @50RatsinaCoat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is one of my favourite moments on TV, James, Nish and Ed are SO good together

  • @GroovingPict
    @GroovingPict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "...we've all learned an important lesson there" lol

  • @James-vk6cu
    @James-vk6cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Never trust a puppet"

  • @eurogryphon
    @eurogryphon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Now I want to hear James Acaster's versions of the rest of Disney's fairy tales.

  • @phillieespley
    @phillieespley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nish and Ed are James' biggest fans and I love that so much!

  • @hringwood2743
    @hringwood2743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Their friendship is so wholesome!

  • @lazyjesus6573
    @lazyjesus6573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    In the beginning.... carry on James I wanna hear.

  • @moi712
    @moi712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You fucking idiot"
    Made him break character

  • @rachelah1973
    @rachelah1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You fucking idiot” has never been said with so much humour before. 🤣

  • @devolinedits4481
    @devolinedits4481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “It’s not the look you want in a spy”

    • @Joe-nb3fs
      @Joe-nb3fs ปีที่แล้ว

      True, but the FBI doesn't have spies. Dara was confusing the FBI and the CIA.

  • @thewonkytardis4177
    @thewonkytardis4177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how Ed just enjoys being around James and his batshit

  • @MicahCoon
    @MicahCoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    He's talking about Lord Buckethead like he's never heard of Vermin Supreme...

  • @josh0g
    @josh0g 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ed's "You fuckin idiot..." was largely him saying "I hate that you made me crack up that hard with such ease."

  • @spacecaptain9188
    @spacecaptain9188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMG Nish is a genius! I would LOVE to hear Acaster's version of the Bible!

  • @badenhowell3312
    @badenhowell3312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You Fucking Idiot!" that was perfect! 😂

  • @xtrapolis954m
    @xtrapolis954m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You know James has done well when the others react like that. 🤣

  • @djapojunior
    @djapojunior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    James is not a national treasue, he's an international treasure! 💪❤️

  • @erinrae6639
    @erinrae6639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would honestly read a giant novel about James acasters takes on classic stories that have a lesson at the end like Pinocchio

  • @sharonmullins1957
    @sharonmullins1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James is one of my favs on any panel show.

  • @sophiewatson3924
    @sophiewatson3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ed losing his shit at James is fantastic

  • @lisahenry20
    @lisahenry20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I definitely thought Pinocchio's legs grew instead of his nose in James's version of the story

  • @IndieLou123
    @IndieLou123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Please upload any and every clip where James and Ed were on together

  • @jetaddicted
    @jetaddicted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I too want to hear James’s version of the bible.

  • @pauljellis6889
    @pauljellis6889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You f@#'ing idiot". LMAO

  • @Arthur0000100
    @Arthur0000100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Am I the only one that first thought the joke had just a random punchline, but then realised that it is meaningful (never have confidence in people whom you are in control of for now)

  • @ashleadevries53
    @ashleadevries53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ed gambles laugh is everything

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In James' defense, the original Pinocchio stories weren't exactly wholesome family entertainment to begin with.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    In an ironic twist, Rhys, Americans look at British politics and say, “How badass are those Brits? They’ve got a crazy politician with a pail on his head eating a breaded fish stick and all we’ve got is the ex-head of the FBI going up against POTUS.”

    • @zombi2896
      @zombi2896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@troublishone americans also dont have a sense of humour lmao

    • @Snaakie83
      @Snaakie83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@zombi2896 Americans tend to have no grasp of anything outside the borders of their state, or at least the US.
      I'm usually amazing by the absolute lack of knowledge about the world, and yet they send their armies anywhere...
      Sure thing is that they knew how much oil there was to find in Iraq.

    • @bigchumbo6489
      @bigchumbo6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      tbh I'd take lord buckethead over trump any day

    • @Jack-Oates
      @Jack-Oates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bigchumbo6489 I prefer Count binface (he was originally lord bucket head but lost the rights to the name).

    • @bigchumbo6489
      @bigchumbo6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jim Elliott oh no im american I got Donald trump :(

  • @GraemeGunn
    @GraemeGunn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    James getting called a "fucking idiot" and then laughing so hard he has to hide his face is so fucking funny lmao!

  • @saoirsedeltufo7436
    @saoirsedeltufo7436 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This clip is so good... not just the fantastic Pinocchio bit, but the 'chatterbox' and 'sex friends' jokes!

  • @Noobie2k7
    @Noobie2k7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You really can tell how good of friends Ed and James are just with the way Ed says "You fucking idiot"

  • @ClassicsManWithAPlan
    @ClassicsManWithAPlan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love it when James tells fables and stories. Any of you heard of the fable of the goose and the sloth?

  • @originalindigodingo
    @originalindigodingo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guillermo Del Toro in 2022: *furiously taking notes*

  • @i34rn36
    @i34rn36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude im QUITE stoned and that story was the best shit I've heard all week - I fucking love Acaster

  • @rikititi1848
    @rikititi1848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The bi aesthetic in the background let's you know what kind of atmosphere this show has

  • @joanne4758
    @joanne4758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What a great way to start the New Year - thanks Mockers.

  • @AllyTheGreater
    @AllyTheGreater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Now, I decided that it would be a good time to take a swig of coke just as James started to describe Pinocchio...I have never expelled coke from nose before but 'he came to life because he was possessed by a demon' just got to me

  • @clickbait007
    @clickbait007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss this show so much it hurts! This was my go to show to learn about the world in a funny way!

  • @ashleyp.4932
    @ashleyp.4932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm a Christian and I WANT to hear James's version of the Bible. 🤣

  • @yolandahuang1284
    @yolandahuang1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:55
    I feel like James finds Rhys' brand of comedy particularly interesting hahaha

  • @xelumbra
    @xelumbra 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I need a series of James just making up his own versions of famous stories 😂

  • @brandiepop
    @brandiepop 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    whenever james says "let me tell you a story" you know its going to be one of the funniest things youve ever heard

  • @lostlang
    @lostlang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "in the beginning" .. I lost it

  • @tomgodwin3554
    @tomgodwin3554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know you're funny when you make other comiedians breakdown laughing

  • @sasukesarutobi3862
    @sasukesarutobi3862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I appreciate that they took the effort to blur out when Hugh's flipped the bird using only his ear

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “In the beginning was the word.”
    “But since there was nobody there to write it down, we’ll never know what it was. Amen.”

  • @joewakeford
    @joewakeford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Actual title content appears at 1:59

  • @777DJKH
    @777DJKH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    what got blurred out at 0:25?

  • @scowoody
    @scowoody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *Happy New Year*

  • @cam5069
    @cam5069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not religious but if James were to release an audio book of his version of the Bible I would love that more than those goddamn peaches

  • @tavikanen
    @tavikanen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Maybe during this lockdown James could do a recording of his version of, just, all the stories!

  • @vickigarner7331
    @vickigarner7331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My guilty pleasure. We love men that can make us laugh 🥰

  • @jaredporikos2197
    @jaredporikos2197 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    love Hugh and James Acaster :D

  • @aaultra3787
    @aaultra3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This entire clip is hilarious

  • @benmcnutt223
    @benmcnutt223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This clip brings me back to when mock the week was good

    • @Snaakie83
      @Snaakie83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're just getting old...

    • @benmcnutt223
      @benmcnutt223 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Snaakie83 not really only 20

    • @marklehossin
      @marklehossin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frankie Boyle departure was the beginning of the end really, 11 years on we've only got Hugh and Dara left.

  • @lb9355
    @lb9355 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love how this entire clip starts off based on a false premise that everyone just goes along with.

  • @LabRat1210
    @LabRat1210 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pinnochio: Do I look like a real boy, papa?

    • @deadmansfire
      @deadmansfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burn,you lying puppet!

  • @BolttheSuperPony
    @BolttheSuperPony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As an American I find it hilarious hearing takes on Mock the Week about our politics.

  • @davdidit6
    @davdidit6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This might be a little late, but as an American I love this. Also, I am not sure if I would rather have Trump and impeachment or Johnson and Brexit. All I have learned is if a guy has weird hair, DO NOT PUT THEM IN CHARGE!!!!!!

  • @nolankuffner3573
    @nolankuffner3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's funny that with James' last line, you can tell everyone was split.
    Some inferred his punchline correctly, and some just laughed.
    James Acaster, suggesting that a politician would be better served with questioning loyalists than unquestioning puppets or yes men.
    It's the one you expect loyalty from that is most likely going to be pulling daggers when the other shoe hits.

    • @Arthur0000100
      @Arthur0000100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought I was the only one who got this. This was a brilliant joke

  • @m0nk3yl0v3r
    @m0nk3yl0v3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:59 ...that’s why we’re here, save yourself some time

  • @chrisparis-haines6706
    @chrisparis-haines6706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's brightened up my morning

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wise words, James, wise words. With that level of wisdom comes great responsibility.

  • @tangoseagull4966
    @tangoseagull4966 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know what I was expecting, but I was not disappointed

  • @tariqshort4025
    @tariqshort4025 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I couldn't breathe during the story. 🤣

  • @sebastianrobbins9601
    @sebastianrobbins9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm still desperately waiting to hear James's version of the Bible.

  • @MrPernell27
    @MrPernell27 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    James Acaster needs to come to America. Particularly Austin,Tx and do some shows

  • @stu1987eng
    @stu1987eng ปีที่แล้ว

    Not many people can make the room fall apart like that lol

  • @FanFicnic
    @FanFicnic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I wanna hear James’ version of the Bible! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LilyFitzgerald
    @LilyFitzgerald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ok, but let's hear James' version of everything

  • @eugenedanker2377
    @eugenedanker2377 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really miss this show.

  • @doomerbelowthewind
    @doomerbelowthewind 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know shits about to go down when he does his eyebrow flex

  • @eugenedanker2377
    @eugenedanker2377 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of their funniest clips

  • @BigBoris
    @BigBoris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m pretty sure James was drunk 😆