FULL DAY OF EATING (4,000+ Calories) | Kali Muscle

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  • @elijahayala4841
    @elijahayala4841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5053

    Put a “little bit of sugar”
    *pours whole bag* 😂😂

    • @Justin33B
      @Justin33B 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Brian Ayala who puts sugar in oatmeal.. eat it raw!

    • @gavinmata70
      @gavinmata70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Justin33B I'm with u bro I hate sugar in oatmeal

    • @chrismoore1372
      @chrismoore1372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Justin33B lol full horse mode

    • @nickhaa
      @nickhaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I put two teaspoons sometimes. My flavor is from cinnamon and vanilla extract lol

    • @JMRWIGGLES
      @JMRWIGGLES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Justin33B i put sugar and butter

  • @_jadori_175
    @_jadori_175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1721

    Add "a little bit of sugar"
    **adds a little oatmeal to his sugar**

    • @handleyourjugs
      @handleyourjugs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you reverse it😂

    • @_jadori_175
      @_jadori_175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@handleyourjugs yep! Hahaha

    • @mscdestroyer_533
      @mscdestroyer_533 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MontrealTitanArms
      @MontrealTitanArms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao jk t room me a few seconds to realize 😂😂😂 good one

    • @GeorgeG90
      @GeorgeG90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      some people eat dextrose , he does sugar and honey.... Makes sense. However, he did overcook his eggs, u always have to remove from heat when they are still wet.

  • @NikulPrasad
    @NikulPrasad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    The amount of bro science in this video is unparalleled

    • @anthonyn2200
      @anthonyn2200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      damn im sad you dont have 1000 likes wtf guys

    • @NikulPrasad
      @NikulPrasad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@anthonyn2200 hahahahahaha

    • @calebgilman9128
      @calebgilman9128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It kinda sounds like my dad when he gives his health tips haha he was fucking dumb strong tho

    • @tommydabs506
      @tommydabs506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao this comment deserves 10000 likes

    • @zwaks.mthimkhulu
      @zwaks.mthimkhulu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @doctor_swole
    @doctor_swole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1756

    I don’t trust a person who puts the empty egg shells back in the fridge.

    • @reliancelifeandcapital9174
      @reliancelifeandcapital9174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      HahahHhHhHh. He is crazy man. Bhaisahab halka pagal hein

    • @aminercvlogs626
      @aminercvlogs626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aakashdeep Singh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA DAM RIGHT

    • @irepeat007
      @irepeat007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They make good compost but not when there GMO inorganic he is like no high fructose corn syrup but I love my pesticides

    • @gerinoferguson2656
      @gerinoferguson2656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You can do alot with the shells look it up 👍

    • @NuLORD66
      @NuLORD66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You not to bright,u can use those later.

  • @jefffceee8930
    @jefffceee8930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    Kali: we keep our salt to a minimum
    Also Kali: *eats like 10 packs of ramen at once*

    • @stevenpryor8975
      @stevenpryor8975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      the sauce is where all the sodium is at lol not the actual noodles

    • @HoLeeSheet117
      @HoLeeSheet117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stevenpryor8975 you sure?

    • @r2xd314
      @r2xd314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why would there be sodium in the noodles

    • @HoLeeSheet117
      @HoLeeSheet117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KALAN13 i was being sarcastic sir

    • @elijah4274
      @elijah4274 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@r2xd314 stfu just stfu

  • @ihaveautism9838
    @ihaveautism9838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Kali “I don’t eat no carbs.”
    Then he eats oatmeal, rice, and a serving of oatmeal of sugar.

    • @ShinkuGouki
      @ShinkuGouki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@josephpujol5386
      That's actually true

    • @eeZyy_
      @eeZyy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He meant unclean carbs

    • @TheGhost668
      @TheGhost668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eeZyy_ he didn't say that 😶

    • @weiwu1442
      @weiwu1442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eeZyy_ white rice is refined carbs

    • @rawirithompson508
      @rawirithompson508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well if you look like that he can eat wtf he wants

  • @alexoik.6155
    @alexoik.6155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Me: How much sugar should i put?
    Kali: Yes

  • @growing_stronger4311
    @growing_stronger4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    This probably the only bodybuilder that can actually breathe properly as I see

    • @several.
      @several. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's because he does so many aerobic and full body exercises, but also because he's off the juice at this point. But since he started in Parks and Prison, the only way to increase intensity to a point is increased volume and speed, so a lot of his exercises are going to strain his cardiovascular system, despite what he says about never doing cardio unless cutting, take some great advice I learned from Coach Scooby1961, fitness or health is based on 5 things, Cardio, Bodyfat, hypertrophy, nutrition and low stress/good sleep. Missing any of those and you aren't fit, your probably just a bodybuilders or a powerlifter who thinks muscle=health.

    • @growing_stronger4311
      @growing_stronger4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      William Leach I’m working towards being a bodybuilder but to get big you have to eat big even if that means eating unhealthy

    • @nguyenhoanglam9092
      @nguyenhoanglam9092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Check out his older videos lol a

    • @nguyenhoanglam9092
      @nguyenhoanglam9092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@growing_stronger4311 you gotta watch more Greg Doucette if such pseudo scince stuff is still in your mind

    • @JuneBug79824
      @JuneBug79824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This dude is a mouth breather lol how can you not hear he always has a stuffy nose? Too much yayo lol

  • @Tokeezy
    @Tokeezy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Man I remember early 2016 Kali Muscle. Reason I started hitting the gym..almost 2020 now and I gotta say I love his evolution. Much respect

    • @4kreddx
      @4kreddx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How u doing

  • @hytak18
    @hytak18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Don’t use stevia it was made in a lab, he says a minute after showing his lab made pre workout and amino acids.

    • @mr.perksy
      @mr.perksy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Kali was made in a lab.

    • @MaverickUK77
      @MaverickUK77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Haha then bags supplements in general 2 mins after showing his own supps. FFS Kali 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @carvalho9021
      @carvalho9021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaoooo

    • @techramancer
      @techramancer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stevia comes from a plant, same as sugar does.

    • @augustuscordero8215
      @augustuscordero8215 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @marcelklug123
    @marcelklug123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    Dude is so hardcore even his mouth dont know how to handle his outcoming words.

    • @je6566
      @je6566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He says hardcore things to shock his unsuspecting lip muscles and create progressive overload

    • @dawitgizaw9122
      @dawitgizaw9122 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Rivera he stopped actually

    • @aspeight427
      @aspeight427 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he was in prison for years

    • @kiyoponnn
      @kiyoponnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dawitgizaw9122 Yeah, and I'm richer than Bill Gates

    • @yxng2335
      @yxng2335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      InfiniteLoop nah he did lol, he’s much smaller than before.

  • @vapeheavenmalaysia7247
    @vapeheavenmalaysia7247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Nobody wondering who's house he's in with all the white guy photos up on the refrigerator?

    • @raythacker9702
      @raythacker9702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That probably his wife brother and wife family lol

    • @Cash9x
      @Cash9x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It might be Bruce

    • @briansmiley4673
      @briansmiley4673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      His Woman Is White Dumbass.

    • @abdulaziz3634
      @abdulaziz3634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      His white girlfriend

    • @whatsgood8452
      @whatsgood8452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brian Smiley I’m weak

  • @jamesadolfo9887
    @jamesadolfo9887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    One of the most entertaining cooking show ive seen in my life

  • @josemaciel4291
    @josemaciel4291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I’m over here taking a dump 🚽 wondering if every one outside the door can hear the bop bop bap’s lol 😂😂

    • @dox4384
      @dox4384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BOP BOP BOPPP

    • @tjrichardson4647
      @tjrichardson4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @surferman911
      @surferman911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Na but they can smell yah

    • @Dummmy999
      @Dummmy999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jose Maciel doing the same with a huga ass speaker 😭😭💀

  • @ManPursueExcellence
    @ManPursueExcellence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The amount of sugar he poured was more than I’ve consumed in my whole life 😂.

    • @ManPursueExcellence
      @ManPursueExcellence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Poor Headmaster's Son
      Don’t get a joke confused with jealousy. I don’t want to look like him. I respect this man’s hustle and what he’s done for himself.

    • @Ejaz100
      @Ejaz100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ManPursueExcellence you alive?

    • @ManPursueExcellence
      @ManPursueExcellence 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ejaz100 Funny looking at a comment I made two years ago. These days, I’ve eliminated sugar from the diet.

    • @Ejaz100
      @Ejaz100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ManPursueExcellence that's some motherfuckin determination, I still eat fruit, honey and protien bars with less than 3grams of sugar it's not exactly 0 but it's better and fruit and honey are natural so it's not bad, and I do have cheat meals here and there

    • @ManPursueExcellence
      @ManPursueExcellence 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ejaz100 I predominantly eat meat now. Little to no carbs. I feel better than I’ve ever felt in my whole life. Oh, I get the fats in too. Cook with butter.

  • @fozzietaylor1111
    @fozzietaylor1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Kali muscle is gonna be fkn hilarious when he’s an elderly person 😂

    • @multishit6664
      @multishit6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He wont make it to 50 lol

    • @leongxchx904
      @leongxchx904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Multishit666 why u wishing tht on him

    • @gokusson8753
      @gokusson8753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LEON really haters these days he prolly won’t make it to 50 while he tryna talk down on kali

    • @gokusson8753
      @gokusson8753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Multishit666 really haters these days u prolly won’t make it to 50 while u tryna talk down on kali

    • @hoodrichyb5372
      @hoodrichyb5372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@leongxchx904 he not wishing on him tf. He just saying that the shit he pumped in his arms will have negative effects on his health

  • @WALMART_DRIVER_GONZO
    @WALMART_DRIVER_GONZO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Kali: y’all eatin’ all dat SODIUM! And dat HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP
    Also Kali: 3 packs of ramen, half a pound of mayo and mustard, pickle relish, whole tuna fish...

    • @multishit6664
      @multishit6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dont forget fritos and whatever other prison/ghetto/gmo food

    • @armitagesoulshroude9815
      @armitagesoulshroude9815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nothin' wrong with anything he just added. PROTIEN! Calories... he knows what he's doing, I mean... fuckin' look at him.

    • @NuLORD66
      @NuLORD66 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then find your own way maggot lmao

    • @amgriff18
      @amgriff18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was for a video. He doesn’t eat that all the time. It’s a common prison thing. Lots of videos on it.

    • @juanbadillo1373
      @juanbadillo1373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you dont look bigger then him dont say nun lol hes swole for a reason he knows what hes doing

  • @johndiekmann
    @johndiekmann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Kali Muscle: “I hope you’re learning a lot from this video”
    The video: how to make plain eggs and oatmeal

    • @jeepslayer9940
      @jeepslayer9940 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      johndiekmann lmfao right

    • @HeroHoundoom
      @HeroHoundoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Some people don't even know these basics.

    • @jake42ner
      @jake42ner 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samnitium *dumb millennials

    • @kerimsuljovic2356
      @kerimsuljovic2356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jake42ner ok boomer

    • @craighampton2873
      @craighampton2873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stay focused. It's what to eat to get them gains dude. The bonus is giving a very quick demonstration of how HE prepare it for his taste. At the end of the day It's all about the gains.

  • @Coogi902
    @Coogi902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    This niqqa really said “top of the morning”

    • @moorshound3243
      @moorshound3243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      he got some potato farming Irish ancestors!!!

    • @arbordazecalifornia815
      @arbordazecalifornia815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Them bay area ogs always saying dat

    • @PolishedMobileDetailing503
      @PolishedMobileDetailing503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boskoe100 in the house

    • @aquarius4884
      @aquarius4884 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@memyselfandi2506 MMMMMM BOI COME'RE

    • @mitchi7163
      @mitchi7163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better be careful a white girl has that phrase patent lol she can sue anybody making money of the phrase

  • @TheDeezy250
    @TheDeezy250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    *doesnt use Stevia because it was made "in a lab"*
    *uses granulated sugar which is literally refined and processed in a lab*

    • @quaweeguy
      @quaweeguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      you must be new. kali is really dumb.

    • @ensabanor9939
      @ensabanor9939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL!

    • @timothyjohnson5050
      @timothyjohnson5050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Glenroy Charles if use organic stevia but not too much ain’t bad

    • @rednosepit3335
      @rednosepit3335 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Review Things goodbye troll go some place else

  • @nicholasterritosr.9520
    @nicholasterritosr.9520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Bruh he put the peanut butter spoon in the jelly jar. I fainted.

    • @Weba26
      @Weba26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The tongue licked spoon then dipped in the jelly bottle. Is he the only one having P& J in the house? Not hygienic at all🤢

    • @KingP103
      @KingP103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Weba26 its only his

    • @Asuna3724
      @Asuna3724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what about him breaking the eggs and then sticking his hand in the rice container?! salmonella plz

  • @kentay1224
    @kentay1224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Use Honey instead of white sugar...Bop-Bop

    • @Chaddyp100
      @Chaddyp100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@frameofmind229 it's processed white cane sugar. The very worst kind

    • @GeRiGiXXeR600
      @GeRiGiXXeR600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Chaddyp100 exactly, cane sugar is kind of brown and that sugar looks white af... kali pretending to fool the average joe lmao

    • @mixumup1
      @mixumup1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks

    • @theworldisimmense
      @theworldisimmense 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gerard Compte Busquets lol , that term always make me giggle “average joe”

    • @kamilpacholak8492
      @kamilpacholak8492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frameofmind229 sugar is sugar, doesn't matter which kind.. Brown, White it's still sugar and has calories, carbs.

  • @lindalban7278
    @lindalban7278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Says supplements are fake
    Takes supplements before his workout
    Nice logic

    • @jasonthomasclokes8742
      @jasonthomasclokes8742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arlind Istrefi 💀💀💀

    • @lifted.5916
      @lifted.5916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      could be restoration 100% lol in way depends

    • @dt3144
      @dt3144 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He needs help...for sure

    • @dougjones9222
      @dougjones9222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was pre work out

    • @8rmando
      @8rmando 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Arijit Sarkar don’t call my dawg dumb

  • @johnwaarwick3395
    @johnwaarwick3395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This guy talks so much its hilarious and entertaining i love it

  • @NASTYBOYKEN
    @NASTYBOYKEN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "All true fitness body builders eat with a spoon" - did he just make that up on spot 😂😂😂

    • @ensabanor9939
      @ensabanor9939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      making it up as he go along, as if the spoon is gonna add calories or protein to the meal

    • @SausalitoO
      @SausalitoO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is that a piece of shit on a baby face?

    • @neerajdeshpande1633
      @neerajdeshpande1633 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really man!!😂😂
      Sense of humour

    • @ra-kers7149
      @ra-kers7149 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They also scoop their rice with their hand bop bop baaap!!!

    • @GarwoodNick
      @GarwoodNick 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      RGG Gaming Is that an eyelash on my screen?

  • @blasian.br3389
    @blasian.br3389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The sound effects that he makes kills me😂😂😭

    • @iiRun2uz
      @iiRun2uz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      dee dee dee buhh buhhh buhhh deee dee buhh buhhh

  • @pairandeyes
    @pairandeyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    4:25 you know he from the hood cause he using a tupperwear as a “bowl” 😂😂

  • @lvl99dust
    @lvl99dust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Kali loves the British Broadcasting Company always shoutin them out bopbop.

    • @ggarzagarcia
      @ggarzagarcia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lvl99dust subtitles? 😂

    • @mrsandura78
      @mrsandura78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ivanitchon4259
    @ivanitchon4259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Definitely one of the most entertaining 'What I Eat in a day' videos I've seen. Keep these videos coming 😂

  • @ADVENTURESOFBZ
    @ADVENTURESOFBZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is one of my favorite Kali videos lmao. I love how goofy he is. I bet hes a good fun dude to chill with. 💪 All true fitness bodybuilders eat with spoons!! Lmao

  • @chrissnell5505
    @chrissnell5505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I this man is just straight up crazy love this guy tho, nothing he says makes any sense at all but he funny as hell😂

  • @barryweaver8833
    @barryweaver8833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    So let me get this straight, to eat right:
    Remove shirt
    Add big scoops of sugar
    Eat Skippy brand peanut butter, not pure PB but Skippy (Really)
    Use microwave oven (even though you speak against it)
    Use PAM cooking spray (that's gotta be good)
    Never use a fork
    Eat ice cream sandwiches
    Get with "White" girl
    Got it thanks!

  • @akcustom7838
    @akcustom7838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    the jelly has to go all the way to the edge of the bread, just sayin.

    • @aleexaleksich3801
      @aleexaleksich3801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OMG, BUT HE IS KINDA RIGHT HAHAHAH

    • @oupamoloi885
      @oupamoloi885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol yeah😂

  • @Arzzzzzzzzz
    @Arzzzzzzzzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "You won't grow if you eat a chicken and 2 asparagus"
    Proceeds to eat salmon

    • @youngsquirrel211
      @youngsquirrel211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Salmon get you lean asf you sleep

    • @hustlersonly7599
      @hustlersonly7599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look at him though 😂 I don’t think he is doing anything wrong to get gains to stfu

    • @edjones6837
      @edjones6837 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was all they ate I one day.
      That's was just one meal for Kali...

  • @Iloveyoubrookie
    @Iloveyoubrookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I like this dude already funny as hell and straight up! 💪🏽

  • @ningatafuna145
    @ningatafuna145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    how many times he says “you know what I’m sayin”😂😂😂

  • @DissidentNomad
    @DissidentNomad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Kali: we don't do no powders or supplements here
    Kali later: here is my branded supplement powder, please buy it by following the link down below

    • @lamondhaughton1598
      @lamondhaughton1598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @pranjalshelar3830
      @pranjalshelar3830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Atleast he's not giving something negative..he's talking about supplementing not supplements

  • @Assinblaze
    @Assinblaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Bop bopBAP, every time I see this

    • @quietatse
      @quietatse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What happened to his girlfriend?

    • @onemore9454
      @onemore9454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quietatse she died in a freak accident leaving her body completely amputated

  • @tampaflorida33610
    @tampaflorida33610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:04 , the longest "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh" I have ever heard 😂😂

  • @madix5274
    @madix5274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Love your personality man, you’re funny as hell: this is the first vid I’ve watched of yours, can’t wait to see more

  • @jay_ay_why
    @jay_ay_why 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Very informative. And not complicated meals either. Love this.

  • @Luke-gg1km
    @Luke-gg1km 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His attitude and personality is so unique I just subbed!

  • @shiestyjujay3753
    @shiestyjujay3753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I don't workout like Kali Muscle, but I'm about to be eating good all day like him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆

  • @BakaWaHitori
    @BakaWaHitori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    2 cups of water
    1 cup of oats
    1 cup of sugar
    Super healthy :)

    • @111antboo
      @111antboo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sarcasm coming from a jealous scumbag

    • @_M_V_
      @_M_V_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Healthier than a bowl of broccoli, bro. Stop hating.

    • @dukingproductions4729
      @dukingproductions4729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@111antboo he literally put the whole dam sugar bag in there ... I know you see it man come on

    • @harrisasghar6510
      @harrisasghar6510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bro it’s the 123 ratio. 1 cup of oats, 2 cups of water and 3 kilos of sugar bop bop

    • @dukingproductions4729
      @dukingproductions4729 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harrisasghar6510 😂😂😂😂

  • @brandonsimpson3608
    @brandonsimpson3608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kali Muscle: Don't cook in a microwave.
    Ronnie Coleman: Watch how I do these egg whites and grits

  • @eddymuscletnt9237
    @eddymuscletnt9237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I knoe what he means when he says. "Im crazy"

  • @fazer12779
    @fazer12779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    4:00 cane sugar is bleached Kali. Stevia is a natural extract from 🌱 plants. Bro science Kali 😆 (use Demerara or Stevia)

    • @magos_0083
      @magos_0083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Throws in 10g of highly refined sugar***

    • @AH20XX
      @AH20XX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FACTS!!!

    • @vonballin8401
      @vonballin8401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wildstyle203 my sugar is tan or light brown

    • @martinvenegas5280
      @martinvenegas5280 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DanieI Joseph and look at him and look at you so insulin resistant pig

    • @JeffO-
      @JeffO- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Doesn't eat stevia because it's made in a lab, after touting his supplements made in a lab.

  • @A_S996
    @A_S996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:42 “Y’all used microwaves too much that’s why y’all ain’t full grown men like me” says the midget 😂

  • @mikemenace9640
    @mikemenace9640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    *Puts chicken in pan
    "Now let that sizzle for half many ever minutes we feel" Lmaooo!

    • @Brickswol
      @Brickswol 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      However many* not even close, guy

    • @EwMuva
      @EwMuva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Brickswol nah he said 'how many ever minutes we feel' so he was closer than u were dickhead

    • @EwMuva
      @EwMuva 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      18:00

  • @EliasB
    @EliasB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:57 that's my weekly intake of added sugar

    • @teofiloscnalivopoulos213
      @teofiloscnalivopoulos213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Monthly

    • @chr0me3ye
      @chr0me3ye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You guys eat 4 grams of sugar weekly or monthly? I highly doubt it theres sugar in alotof stuff but I dont realize it

  • @enjoyeverythingxv3264
    @enjoyeverythingxv3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This dude knows precise measurements with his hands

  • @slimcamaro_on_32s16
    @slimcamaro_on_32s16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks kali muscles for showing us how you eat and laying the blueprint down for us who wants to eat healthy build muscles and look lean all year round
    Thanks for taking us on this journey 🤝🏾💪🏾🏋🏾‍♂️💰

  • @NarutoUzumaki-ko2te
    @NarutoUzumaki-ko2te 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Kali: Im just gonna pour a little bit on here
    Also Kali: *Pours whole bag*

  • @frhodes49
    @frhodes49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    These comments got me in tears y’all funny af 😂😂

  • @wopwop4520
    @wopwop4520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    kali .....that's what you call a little bit of sugar?🤪🤭🤸

    • @slocktv9396
      @slocktv9396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wop Wop how old are you using those emojis

    • @kaospr8442
      @kaospr8442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      SlockTV there is no age limit to fun, you stiff

    • @ZwoiF
      @ZwoiF 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 tbsp hahaha

    • @OffPHwnr
      @OffPHwnr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kaospr8442 he has a point tho dont lie

    • @marvinmason20
      @marvinmason20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He must have thought he was making Kool-Aid.

  • @smooth5773
    @smooth5773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    That bop bop bop be having me dying lol

  • @bluekobe_1271
    @bluekobe_1271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I got white Girl now, so we over here eating healthy

    • @vonyellgovan2069
      @vonyellgovan2069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😅😅😅😅😅😅 i know right.

    • @emersonjj187
      @emersonjj187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My snow bunny be cookin up dat good good every day homie👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😎😅

    • @rosalindbeard8553
      @rosalindbeard8553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got a white man I eat healthy to

    • @yalelop428
      @yalelop428 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We tradeing all you wiggas for jack Harlow

    • @saranwright7113
      @saranwright7113 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @WarriorStatue
    @WarriorStatue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My definition of fasting was just updated.

    • @fishtanknoob3833
      @fishtanknoob3833 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep thats that new new shit kindafasted

  • @CodyOsborn1
    @CodyOsborn1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I picked up one thing from this video I will be adding to my life. Bop! Bop! Bop!

    • @ricky110882
      @ricky110882 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 I said it when I was making Bfast this morning

  • @giusepperesponte8077
    @giusepperesponte8077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kali looks healthier here than when he was eatin 5k calories of ramen for a meal and he’s 5 years older, good shit

  • @alexanderluthor7630
    @alexanderluthor7630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    yo Kali you one crazy dude lol love ya vids bro you keep me pushing!

  • @jackdaniels0987
    @jackdaniels0987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "E-talian vinaigrette"😂😂😂 he has come a long way, though. This was a lot more watchable than his old stuff lol

    • @alpharomani
      @alpharomani 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jackdaniels0987 😂

  • @zdrawstwuitye5056
    @zdrawstwuitye5056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Him:Eating his 5th meal but outside is still brighter than my future.
    Me:eating 1st meal at 9pm outside is almost like my future dark af

  • @alexcalderon4392
    @alexcalderon4392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    People are so quick to judge the man but he still in good shape. He's obviously doing something right. Y'all mofos jus hating.

    • @ztaco9477
      @ztaco9477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alex Calderon it’s called tren and gear

    • @alexcalderon4392
      @alexcalderon4392 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wats that supposed to mean

    • @Kankerpatient123
      @Kankerpatient123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexcalderon4392 holy lotta performance enhancing drugs

    • @loganrobertson2149
      @loganrobertson2149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao you have no idea what you’re talking about bruh. This guy is a whack job

  • @rebelboi6819
    @rebelboi6819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Every time he said eggs I think he says aids🤣💀

    • @mattroma4039
      @mattroma4039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayyyyygs lmao

    • @RageEG
      @RageEG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Smoky Donuts 😂😂😂😂

    • @Mj-vh3ih
      @Mj-vh3ih 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the same thing 😂😂

    • @Mj-vh3ih
      @Mj-vh3ih 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the same thing 😂😂

  • @ldkvergil7616
    @ldkvergil7616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    'The food is already messed up, so we don't wanna mess it up even more."

  • @adeanmoses4086
    @adeanmoses4086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “No high fructose corn syrup” niqqa adds a cup of cane sugar to his oats.

    • @incarnateflame3462
      @incarnateflame3462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh sugar is not bad for you. you actually need it to live.

    • @aquarius4884
      @aquarius4884 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@incarnateflame3462 🤪👈

    • @dox4384
      @dox4384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BOP BOP BOP BAP

    • @CarlosMartinez-zk1ek
      @CarlosMartinez-zk1ek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      incarnate flame That’s what veggies and grains are for. Granulated sugar is a concentrate that’s way over what we require, harder for your body to process, and a waste. The 2 tsp people put into their morning coffee could’ve been a pound of carrots, or 4.5 lbs of oatmeal.
      EDIT: typo

    • @callmeosho7792
      @callmeosho7792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      incarnate flame no you need glucose to live, cane sugar is only half glucose half fructose (the bad sugar). Not all sugars are equal

  • @dustymiller9805
    @dustymiller9805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Anybody else wondering who tf the white couple in the pic on the fridge😂🤣😂🤣

  • @CreeperKiller420
    @CreeperKiller420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:38 that "yeeeeaah" thing cracks me up every time. Also that walk was funny.

    • @Bruh-ys3sx
      @Bruh-ys3sx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like weeeeeeh

  • @robloxvempor
    @robloxvempor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This man funny as hell man 😂 I definitely did learn some stuff so I’m happy now.

  • @Thewinningteamfinance
    @Thewinningteamfinance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This the first video I’ve watch of his and I love it. He understands what’s good for the body and Education

  • @federicom7329
    @federicom7329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Make sure the stove is on “medium” for your eggs
    5 MINUTES LATER: 7:56

  • @jaakkot9661
    @jaakkot9661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn I remember seeing his street workout videos when I was 15, that was my biggest inspiration to start training.

    • @H1storybr3akdown
      @H1storybr3akdown ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I would’ve got on this sooner I’m 22 now getting my life right

  • @AdamIsMyNameO
    @AdamIsMyNameO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Doesn't like supplements... has his own supplement line... makes sense.

    • @storyofaaron4591
      @storyofaaron4591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam Waddington only pre workout.

    • @coreyf7912
      @coreyf7912 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@storyofaaron4591 Aminos too...

  • @Bendakit
    @Bendakit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:55 lol you crazy. YEEEEEEEAAAAHH! But really though I clicked on one of your videos, the Ramen in prison, because I was wondering what could this possibly be and it was seriously funny. Its the perfect combination, facts and comedy. BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP. Most people are just sitting there talking but you are actually doing stuff. OOOO YEEAAHH....

  • @kamtheman4576
    @kamtheman4576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    7:46 - 7:49 somebody please gif that😂

    • @Rize4Eva
      @Rize4Eva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ayo HAHAHAHAHA

    • @luisnieves4812
      @luisnieves4812 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The shimmy

    • @sean5264
      @sean5264 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Usern Last how? it was just funny what he said

  • @datawolf2318
    @datawolf2318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That cane from the lab too. Bop bop. But thanks for the day. This all in the budget.

  • @xllisaiah7436
    @xllisaiah7436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I remember when I figured out that using a spoon to spread things is 10 times better than using a butter knife

  • @jamesmaxwell1482
    @jamesmaxwell1482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Won’t eat stevia because it was made in a ‘lab’ but will use gear. Logic

  • @oz_nola1992
    @oz_nola1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I’ma show you how much sugar I use”
    Kali: Diabetes
    Editor: Ohkay so how many BOPS you want
    Kali: Yes

  • @tampaflorida33610
    @tampaflorida33610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best thing I heard,
    6:14 food is already messed up, so we don't want to mess it up even more.
    So true

    • @charlescarter5886
      @charlescarter5886 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy is living proof that.high reps is better than really heavy weights. This dude can tear a refrigerator in half if he got mad at it an he breaks all the rules when it comes to most of the bookd on weight training
      I wish i had known all this?when i eas young as it is a shame this crap is hsppening under such a?weak leadership
      Eisenhower would open up on these?idiots with macbine gjns
      ?they want?to?start?a fire teddy Roosevelt would give them?Mapalm

  • @ysorigin1
    @ysorigin1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Kali: I don't use supplements 😎
    People watching the video: then what's that shit on top of the fridge 😟

  • @FuryDior
    @FuryDior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Let me add a little oatmeal to my bowl of sugar”

  • @BabyBugBug
    @BabyBugBug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can’t eat 4000 calories. When I did bodybuilding the most I could eat was 3000 and I felt awful. Glad I stopped that.

  • @voiceproductionsuk
    @voiceproductionsuk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When you said a little bit of sugar did you mean ALOT?! lol 16:55 sugar rush peak.

  • @ripjaw1564
    @ripjaw1564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I remember when this guy would eat the 5000 calories meal now he eating healthy now that he got him a white mamas😂😂

  • @sugarlife485
    @sugarlife485 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the best nutrition advice on da internet! happy new year from nyc!

  • @leonardkobal7340
    @leonardkobal7340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man you just inspire me so much plus you are funny too. Keep up the good shit💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

  • @epicdaytrading
    @epicdaytrading 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Minimize the microwave so you can become full grown man" LMFAO 😂😂 😂

  • @K.Stroh_
    @K.Stroh_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1 cup of oats with a shat ton of processed cane sugar and then i work out fasted!
    First bodybuilder in the history of TH-cam who doesn’t weigh his food!
    Guys a beast regardless

  • @raul934
    @raul934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Full day of eating-and-Life lessons” with Kali Muscle

  • @Mj-vh3ih
    @Mj-vh3ih 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “My system do enjoy spinach” 😂😂😂

  • @JoJo-wb1eb
    @JoJo-wb1eb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kali saying microwave came out when he was a teen which means Kali pushin 90 years old is 😳. Let's go Kali 90 and still young lmao!🔥🔥🔥

  • @Onamission4Christ
    @Onamission4Christ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lick the spoon with peanut butter on it then dip it in the jelly...Bop bop bop bop

  • @t0ny1189
    @t0ny1189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "My dog is allergic to chicken so you might be too" lol

  • @theworldneedsonlyonebigbos5141
    @theworldneedsonlyonebigbos5141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are not crazy
    You are a man who loves life

  • @777SFINN777
    @777SFINN777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yo Kali, you the boss bro. I like these videos when you chill and not "In character" so to speak. Keep this shit up bro.

  • @nextlevelgamez9243
    @nextlevelgamez9243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That white girl got Kali doing baby talk while HE makes sandwiches! 😂

  • @williambreeze2659
    @williambreeze2659 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:00 that part hard me laughing! One of everything and a nice "yes sir" too. Real talk though it's crazy to see how massive Kali used to be, he looks a lot healthier now in Q4 2023.

  • @adamstoehrer158
    @adamstoehrer158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I'm inspired! Just threw my microwave out

    • @ensabanor9939
      @ensabanor9939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      too late, you're already a b***h ******

    • @solelymoist3877
      @solelymoist3877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol, ignore that ignorant ass everyone should be inspired to improve themselves and anyone who tries to put you down for it is just an insecure soy boy.

    • @alpharomani
      @alpharomani 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glenroy Charles 😂