10 Challenges For Flat Earthers
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 พ.ค. 2024
- I can't count how many people have asked for another one of these, and I figured it's been quite a while, so why not mock the flatties one more time? In this video I point out ten blatantly obvious and trivial things any flat earther could do to substantiate their model, that they totally never and will never do. It's hard to fathom that there are a few hundred of them left, maybe I can pick a few off with this one.
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Winning an argument against a smart person is hard, but winning an argument against a dumb person is even harder
nah, it's impossible
fives speaking facts, like the truth about inhibitor chips
Did fox actually set his gun to stun ?
Convincing a religious person is even less possible, no matter how weird the religion is.
Unless you're playing chess... I always lose. :(
Someone in my physics class was making fun of flat earthers and my teacher said ‘stop mocking mentally ill people’ lmaooo
mentally ill is an understatement
APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA
@@enderlordex9396 LOL
“Hi I would like to report a murder”
My Science teacher loves calling flat earthers retards.
As a former AF pilot I would like to confirm I have ejected multiple times from close calls of crashing into the sun.
Meaning what ?
@@clairerobertson4442It's a joke, he's messing with the flat heads 😂
yes, well, must be a third rate air force that gives you a second plane after you burn a billion dollars
ever hear of icarus? he also flew too close to the sun
@@victorfinberg8595may i ask what's your point?
idk if you're joking or not
@@makushimus8421 half and half.
a) original poster is clearly making a joke. there are several tells. therefore, i am not treating him as a flat earther, so anything goes.
b) a pilot who ejects from a plane is put on ground duty, pending an investigation. the ejection needs to be justified, otherwise he is just grounded. that part is real. treat it as straight information, or a "straight man" response to a joke.
c) if you don't know the story of icarus, look it up. he died because of hubris. of course, that story is a myth.
If the earth was flat the edges would be a tourist attraction
... and TH-cam would be full of funny videos of cats pushing things off the edge, yes.
why hide the flatness of the earth in a massive conspiracy when you could make stupid cash from trips to the edge??
Don't forget that Donald Trump would have built a hotel there and be bragging about it on social media.
Even if the hotel failed, he'd still be talking about it.
@@qWerty-ty5iz that is one of the BEST counterpoints I have ever heard!
@@AMR19467
The edge would need to become a tourist attraction to pay for all the guards and supplies. And even then that wouldn't be enough.
Logistics. The more you have to guard, the more supplies needed and the more obvious the supply lines.
Calling a flat eather's iq equal to a pre-schooler is an insult to all pre-schoolers around the *globe*
Yes
“BuT thE woRlD iSnt a GlObE”
Ikr
I see what you did with around the globe
Do you mean flat circle? /s
trying to win an argument against a flat earther is like playing chess with a pigeon. it doesn't matter how good you are, the pigeon will knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and declare victory.
Out of the thousands of comments today from other videos I've watched, this one actually made me laugh to the point where it made me cry. I usually never laugh that hard but boy you made my day.
@@slothdude8109 thanks, i didn't come up with the quote though
@@smashmallow1012 Oh, well either way it still made me cry tears of joy! and no problem!
and probably choke on his on king while he does it
What have you done?
You killed him man 😂😂😂😂.
"The government NASA jew penguins will kill you" Is one hell of a line for a physics debate
Yeah Jew penguins with AK-47 guarding the ice wall 😂
This part got me weak 😂
I have another challenge for Flatties: Tie your own shoes
I had to pause the video when I heard this and laughed for a minute straight. Glad I wasn't the only one that globbed onto that quote. 😂
Took me out 😂
Real scientists: There are infinite reasons why the earth is not flat.
Flat Earthers: ok and? it's wrong because I said so.
They will insist that it is CGI or government conspiracy
It's easier to fool people than convince them they have been fooled
@@beauxangesare you a flat Earther, cuz u sound like one 😂
@@greydawndewer basically
@@greydawndewer r u here to tell me I'm wrong
“It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.”
- Bill Murray
You are right
True lol
'Hey I said that.'
Sun Tzu.
@Killar 🤣🤣🤣I'm wheezing meee too man me tooo
Yeah !, yeah, I keep meeting those kind of people (frequently)
POV: you're scrolling through the comments looking for an angry flat earther
Sort by new. Sometimes flat earthers will come back and delete their comments after others roundly mock them. Pun intended.
How did you know lol 😂😆
That's how I found this comment
ye!
Yes i am
If you've ever failed your science, geography, or math class, just remember that flat-earth bozos still exist
I know one that is fanatical about it. I'd call him a lunatic but he informed me that the moon is not real and is simply a projection. No moon...no lunatics! lol
@@veganm8918holy shit that is the smartest thing I’ve ever heard, get this man a trophy
No they don't exist anymore
I am a flat earther
I pray that you aren’t
I was a flat Earther for four years. Then I turned five.
Copied commet
@@Moros-gg2jm improper grammar. And spelling.
Next year you will change back.
@@gopalcaitanya6545 Your stupidity is beyond comprehension
@@gopalcaitanya6545 nope
The earth is actually a Toblerone shape. That’s why we have hills and mountains.
True
wheres the bear on the package tho hmm? debunked must have bear
It’s god innit
Same
@@louisbrice6279 obviously the moon or the sun
Quick, he's using science and logic! Run Away!
reminds me of a movie i heard about where the hero defeats a wizard by talking about how unscientific magic is...
it i remember, it's called "flight of dragons".
What is science and logic? Can you eat that?
@@Brokengamer-cz2gv yes
What does it Taste Like? Does it Taste good?
@@Brokengamer-cz2gv it depends, sometimes people taste it and say that it taste bad, and sometimes people taste it and say that it tastes very very good.
Another thing: So: Sun?,round,Moon ? Round, Jupiter ?, round, but the earth is just a flying disk
They claim that Space is fake.
@@yourweirdplantthen they have to explain stars
@@gento5o5 oh, their BEST explanation is "stars are just light being magically projected onto the firmament".
then they explain where is the projector@@ericb3157
@@gento5o5 oh, their VERY best answer for ANY question is "goddoesit".
Sometimes i feel dumb for being born with Down syndrome, then i remember there are flat earthers
So basically, you were born with a learning disability and you are willfully intelligent. Flat earthers are born with a full set of brains and are willfully stupid. Like I've always said, it doesn't matter what you were born with. The important thing is what you do with it.
You make your parents very proud, I bet. Continue to exceed expectations. You give me hope for the future. 👍
Youre not dumb for having downs bro. Dont let anyone tell you different
You make fell DOWN, but the flat earthers are FLAT LIKE A PANCAKE.
Get it?
I'm laughing so hard...
Fun fact: most people watching this aren’t flat earthers
Rip, I was hoping for some drama
@@GNCH_0420 same
@@GNCH_0420 same
@@GNCH_0420 same
Most not all
If the Earth actually was flat, these people would believe in a globe.
LMAO
That is funny, just to go against the grain
that is a very good point.
you know what? That's definitely true
Yup
My flat earther coworker once said she’d quit and travel the globe.
She got fired a couple months later.
Travel the what!??!!
Wait.. BUT GLOBES AREN'T FLAT!!
Try telling that to a flat earther, good luck!!🤣@@GLIXXCH
Accidentally disproved her conspiracy
I remember reading about a Flat earther who tried to prove the earth is flat by going to space or something, only to accidentally prove it's round
Didnt someone try to fly to space then then broke his legs or something?
I’m guessing you’re thinking of Mad Mike, who believed he could build a steam-powered rocket that could take him up to the Karman line. He raised money from FEers by telling thdm he would be able to prove the Earth was flat. The ascent of the best rocket took him to about 10,000ft (not bad though nowhere near space) but the descent parachute failed; he died on impact. The joke has been cracked that a FEer proved gravity exists.
@@yourweirdplant I think you’re posting in the wrong thread.
A million seconds is nearly a month. Typo?
@@flookd5516Oh yeah I have no idea what happened for my comment to end up here. TH-cam glitch.
And we're both wrong on million. It's about 12 days, not 3 minutes nor a month.
Mad Mike's goal was to reach 5000 feet, his final and fatal launch took him about 1850 feet
Imagine flat earthers surprise when they realise they've been breathing the atmoSPHERE and not the atmosflat.
Lol good one
Flat earthers dont have emotions
*surprised pickachu face*
How did this have 200 likes in 6 hours?
@Just Memin Just askin
Slimes would spawn if the earth is flat.
Yooooo!!! Your right!!
I spawned already :o
@@MrRockeur26 *kills you*
**Shadow clone jutsu**
@@MrRockeur26 LETS GO FREE SLIMEBALLS
I genuinely appreciate the scorn and disrespect that resonates throughout your tone in these flat Earth debunking videos.
There is no theory stupider than flat Earth, and it's embarrassing to share a planet with people so stunningly credulous.
If the Earth is flat, find me the cats trying to push everything off the edge.
My dad, who is a conspiracy theorist, doesn't believe that flat-earthers exist. He believes that people create fake conspiracy theories so that the "real" conspiracy theories will seem insane . . . I didn't even know how to process that.
Pro tip: counter any conspiracy theory by undermining one of its most well-established assumptions.
"The moon landing was a hoax."
"Oh, you're one of those people who believes in the moon."
Well thats better than being a flat-earther
omg…
🤨
well I dont know about that, but I mean if there was stuff the government didnt want you to know, it seems like a good way to deter your average joe from becoming a conspiracy theorist.
If earth was flat then everyone would be in creative mode.
Edit: I just love reading these comments.
lol i just got that haha
LOL
Ye lol got it
Lol
lol
“Not even the most Meth-fueled creatives amongst you could vomit enough magnetism jargon to justify it”
This part has me weak 😂
“Because the government NASA Jew penguins will kill you”
😂😂😂
NASA is an American thing. Antarctica is the territory of the Penguin Empire.
flat earthers probably eat cereal off of a plate instead of a bowl
And they put the milk before the cereal
@@coconut2232 me who puts milk before cereal: Maybe I am a flat earther
@@nexnang775 with tears.
r/rareinsults
@@nexnang775 and a fork
I got banned from a flatearth group by asking if social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
LOL 🤣
It's funny how flerfers infest every space-science post on Facebook with their persistent derp-spamming and arguments, but if you argue with them in their own profile pages or groups, they'll block you.
Is that a pun?
Not original, stole this from a Reddit post 💀
You're a chad.
The "C" in "Flat earther" stands for "Coherent arguments"
nicely done
for the people who found this and cant understand, theres no C so theres no coherency
@@trannhuhientrannhu8325 damn. you changed it from an inside joke
a flat disk is so unstable that it would start to crumble and collapse into a spheroid within a short period of time, i seriously dont know what kind of fantasy flat earthers are living in
bUt grAvItY iS An oPTicaL iLluSiOn 👺
@@theskindemonit's all just density and buoyancy 😂
bUt tHe eARtH iS rOtATiNG aT 1000 mPh aNd cEnTrApHoBiC fOrCes stREtCH iT oUt iNtO A DiSk 🤓🤓
I mean that would be if it followed the laws of grsvirty which doesnt exist, and we only believe it does bcus the earth is going up really fast so we are pushed back like whiplash , a flat earther might argue
@@pyrefly7575 if the flat earth is floating up at a certian speed yall would just accelerate up, which means yall would have no gravity (aka falling down)
This amount of logic you used in this video is beyond their understanding. Not that they don't understand, they just don't want to.
They are unable to because their little brains can't handle it.
Fact.
ikr they'll just immediately deny anything
i made it 223 cause im evil like that
@@alexanderlittle9618 idk if they really got a brain..
I used to believe in a flat earth, then I entered kindergarten.
Nah it’s usually much earlier than that if your parents are FEs or YECs... Some people snap out of it by high school or college but others never do. Conspiratorial thinking opens people up to believe all kinds of nonsense without good schools to teach kids to think rationally and form their own worldview based on actual facts and the scientific method.
I’m so glad I was able to understand fact from fiction by kindergarten like the OP. Must be one of the lucky ones born with common sense.
maybugproductions hmmmm.... do I hear.... a fuckin idiot!
hea art You do realize that a “hemisphere” is half of a sphere and wouldn’t exist on a flat earth, right? My bad if you were making a joke about the average leaps in logic flat earthers make 😂.
hea art hahahahhaha you copied that exactly and you are pasting it everywhere lol it shows you can never come up with anything new to show that the earth is flat
@@bloba4443 that's all they got
If you are a flat earther, I imagine pretty much everything to be a challenge for you
I have never been a flat earther in my whole life cause unlike the uneducated dweebs of the flat earth community I put the science into everything and ask for definitive proof behind claims and I challenge any flat earther who replies to me to do some science and change my mind
Oh wait they can't 😂
I'm jealous of flat earthers, they're just too stupid too understand they're stoopid 😭
I mean with explaining things, it's a challenge, people just shut us down immediately and don't actually listen.
@@Duge-Purple The irony in this reply
@@Chicenk The name of the account too 😭
man i actually feel bad
I used to be a flat earther but because of your videos i got AROUND it :)
Edit: HOLLY I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKES THANK YOU
Lol!
Good work
Har har har har
I turned a flat earther normal by giving examples of meteorites ... If there was a firmament those rocks shouldn't come in ...he was like asteroids aren't real .. it's just screens in firmanent... When i told him how common asteroids are ..and you can keep one when it falls onto earth you can just keep it as a souvenir... He was like..ohhh shittt ..damnnn ... And now he's no more a flat earther
Huge respect!
If the Earth is flat. Why haven't there been any spoiled, entitled, fame seeking influencers posting photos of themselves at the edge of the world?
Because apparently there’s something they call “the pac-man effect” where if you try go across Antarctica you’ll teleport to the other side, which is basically saying that it’s a globe
@@ItsJustJek exactly
@@ItsJustJek The Flat Earth group - where teleportation makes more sense than walking in a circle.
@@nixxvega816 😂😂😂
@@nixxvega816 Well not circle it's sphere
My cousin was a flat earther untill very recently. Hopefully she is enjoying her first year of kindergarten :)
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
I mean she isn’t in kindergarten so
I was like that
Lmfao
@@ballooncoast848 ...???
Lunar eclipses are easy - the Cosmic Capybara rises from the underside of the earth plate and eats the moon. As he (it's definitely male) digests it, he gains sustenance from the moon's cheesy emanations, then he excretes the moon back to wherever it was inside or outside the dome. Easy, peasy.
It alarms me that there could be FE people living in my neighborhood.
The Cosmic Capybara sounds like a real chill entity. Probably hasn't got any worries about other cosmic beings.
oh, i once read a comic strip where a guy tells his kid that the moon is a giant MELON, and a giant bird keeps eating it, and it keeps growing back!
Being dumb is like being dead. It’s not painful for you, you’re dead, it only hurts those around you. Being stupid is the same
😂
Alas, flat Earthers, despite being dumb, are in a form of mental pain, which is why their videos are so full of vitriol, lose friends, and denounce each other as CIA plants. I've come to the conclusion they know the rich and powerful are screwing them over - the rich have indeed been screwing over the working and middle classes for decades - but they can't understand how.
"Flat Earthers are already braindead, they just doesnt know it!" 🎅🎅🐡
Tsunami: T is silent
Island: S is silent
Honest: H is silent
Lunar Eclipse: Flat earthers are silent
Psst. The T is tsunami is not silent, you’ve been pronouncing it wrong. Tsu is one of the building blocks of Japanese sounds. They also have Su, which is what you are using when you mispronounce tsunami. The Tsu sound is a subtle combination of the T and the S. Start off like you are going to make a T sound, then transition into the S. Other than that, thumbs up.
The t is pronounced is tsunami
Aaron Mullen it is “Ț”
JoJo p it is pronunced “Ț”
🤣🤣🤣
Remember in the Netflix documentary Flat Earth where the flat earthers attempted to prove the flatness of the planet, but when the results from their test came in, it had accidentally proved its roundness? Hilarious.
loll
What is it called?
@@BobOddishButDead it’s just called flat earth
@@BobOddishButDead it's called "behind the curve".
The ending is especially satisfying. (For non-flat-earthers, that is...)
@@gypsy.mountain.viking4505 thanks
as a flat earther, i will answer them
1. earth iz very beitful, no map needed duh!!!
2. I played minecraft on my xbox, and I learned that "run, and sun and moon goes away" and moniecraft never lied!
3. my AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD fell from my pocket, i am super lazy to do a prediction 🙄
4. NASA will kill me if i do so, duh
5. watchin boots are very harmful for my EYES 👀 👀 👀 🤞🤞🤌🤞🤌
6. the sun disappears duhh🙄🙄🙄
7. the "Big Mammoth" eats the moon and makes it so cool and red, he also eats the sun whdn the moon shines, then eats the moon and makes rhe sun go back, duhhh 🙄🙄🙄🙄
8. my AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD fell down from my pocket 💔💔
9. The plane will break, its not because i am fat, its because the hindu NASA pandas shot down the plane
10. my SLAYY fingers cant type anything, the SLAYYY nails are super long rn 💅💅💅💯💯 🙄🙄🙄
What?
You’ve convinced me! The flat earth is real and so is the big mammoth!
Oh! You’ve convinced me that the earth truly is flat!
This is a joke…right?💀
@@user-hh3rn7bu7d it is
in 2019, a group of flat earthers decided to scientifically prove that the earth is flat, so they bought a 20,000 dollars ring laser gyroscope which is an extremely precise tool that can be used to gauge the earth's motion.. they figured that if earth is actually a sphere, they would see a 15 degree per hour drift (360 degrees/24hours = 15 degrees/hour) on their gyroscope and although they were very confident that this would not happen, when they turned on the device it said 15 degrees on the dot. Now in the words of one of the lead researchers, “we obviously weren’t going to accept that.” They tried to use the gyroscope again in what’s called a zery gauss chamber, and also in a bismuth chamber to alleviate any outside factors that could be affecting the reading. Still, however, it remained 15 degrees. But instead of accepting these results, they literally decided to come up with an entirely different experiment. They took two boards and cut holes in them. Then, they placed them a distance away and put a camera on one side, and a light on the other. If Earth is flat, the camera would see the light when they were both been held at the same high, if the earth is round,however, the light would have to be held higher for it to be seen. And the results were the same as if the earth was round.
Thanks Bob!
eyup!
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"Hmm... Interesting"
It's gonna be engraved in gold for the centuries to come.
why did i read this in andy's voice
Actually this is good scientific thinking. Poorly applied of course, but attempting to find different evidences and questioning your own answers is a good thing.
What is the difference between a knife and a flat earther?
The knife has a point.
Size of oof:
small
medium
->large
this comment is soo underrated 😂 😂
@Dompan
-> Large
@@maxencesamuel1319
--> that large, that they couldn't possibly find the edge of the planet
@@maxencesamuel1319 thanks 👍
Can't wait in 100 years in the future for a flat Mars society
But the flat earth society told Elon Musk that Mars had been observed to be round. So that is physically impossible because they said so.
@@Haraldtwo who said the flat earthers will think Mars is flat earth? I mean OTHER people, Living on Mars, thinking it's flat
Can’t wait for flat earth vs flat mars ultimate showdown
@@Syuvinya flat universe battle
Business plan! Send me your money right now to invest in this colossal idea!
My man is still fighting in the comment's after 3 years, what a hero
I’ve seen the midnight sun in Antarctica on a cruise. That alone proves Earth is a sphere.
The captain even called out any flat Earthers who may have been on board to join him on the bridge to see the geography on his radar of the Antarctic continent. Undeniable proof.
What a legend dude wanted to personally prove them wrong
“I’m a flat earther”
“That means he’s afraid of logic”
“No it doesn’t”
“How would a lunar eclipse happen, stay focused on a boat to see how it disappears, explain Antarctica”
“Stop it Patrick you’re scaring him”
“Actually Patrick, please continue, he deserves to suffer.”
Also, explain timezones.
@@mr.mewtwo322 yes
Spongebob
I know right
“The earth is flat, but literally everything else is spheres”
-Flat earthers
This comment is underrated
@@Aprianex why do you say "probably never"? We already studied the trajectory that the space ship should do to reach Mars, many probes and robots landed on the planet, and we discovered that some vegetables which grow on earth can grow on Mars too, so it would be a food resource for the astronauts.
I'm just joining Flat Mars Community recently,it's interesting because my community always thought that everything in this universe is flat.
They think planets don't exist, even though you see them with a simple telescope. The Sun and Moon are round though, according to them. Nobody ever sees their poles, despite they are looking at them from angles from time to time.
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"Government Nasa Jew Penguins" lmao. That's one of the funniest things I've heard in these videos
I love how passionate he is on a topic I always thought was just a joke
I'm so glad that there are genuinely people who believe the earth is flat. Because it's a reminder that no matter how much of a failure I think I am, there is always somebody worse.
Apply water to burned area
LOL
I'm right there with you, and I let my inattention to detail cost me 6 toes last year (too stupid to pay attention to a glucose monitor for 20 years :( ). So the bar is pretty damn low.
@@papasanzer8787 that doesn’t sound too good, but flat earthers are millions of times stupider
damn, that's some wisdom I'm taking home with me tonight
flat earthers are like those kids in elementary who would change the rules of the game when they started losing cause they refused to let you win
Truuuuueeeee
like teling the rule is that if i lose i win if i win i win
Like telling trump supporters their beloved president didn't win
so like a dem in 2020
@@eoinmacdonnchadha5682 not everything is about politics
These videos crack me up. The seriousness with which he makes statements so mind-numbingly self-explanatory or self-evident and the passive aggressiveness behind how he phrases certain things xD. "Use it (a scale) to tell me literally anything about the distances between literally anything. When you can't do it and your numbers don't correlate with reality in the slightest, recall that *this* map does it just fine and then admit, that your map is stupid". All perfectly true but expressed so hilariously, lol. It's been more than a year since I first watched these videos. Now I remember why I enjoyed them so much (apart from learning some new things about physics).
Not being a flat earther myself, this concept has always baffled me. I enjoyed this video immensely. We have had some spectacular moons in the last few days, incidentally, which has been fascinating to observe even through binoculars. There is such awe-inspiring beauty everywhere, regardless of the ignorance and stupidity of humanity.
If the world was flat there would be gigantic slimes trying to murder us all over the place
But u would respone after Ur death XD
@@frozenarrow8813 that's tru
And it would be raining cats and dogs
And the world would only be ~ 4 meters thick
@@thaias9654 ~5 if you count the unbreakable layer of "NASA Conspiracy Theories"
Flat earthers after watching this: “This sign doesn't stop me because I can't read!”
It should be
"This sign can't stop me, because I dont have a brain!"
@@GamerDos Nah it should be
This sign cant stop me because its the government lies
100% true
@@TruthhurtsYa have you heard of something called... gravity?
@@TruthhurtsYa bro i feel like albert einstein after reading your comment, oh wait why should I reply, you can't read cause you don't have a brain! Silly me.
as a flat earther, here are my answers to your challenges
1) the map:
- it's prettier without the scale
2) amounts of nights and days:
- the sun just disappears duh
3) make predictions:
- don't give me orders, you're not my mom
4-5) show something far away over the land:
- my render distance is too low duhh
6) explain sunset:
- optical illusion duh
7) lunar eclipses:
- they don't exist duh
8 - 9) send a camera / flight:
- i have no money
10) make science:
- i no no wanna
9 year old answers, you obviously can’t actually answer them. Who tf just says “the sun disappears”? You sound crazy af. And you still assume that it’s flat even though you “don’t wanna do science”. Make it make sense
@@MindYourbusiness1960it's troll lol
@@MindYourbusiness1960it’s satire
@@MindYourbusiness1960 Was unambiguously joking.
This is so real
Heartbroken that I even need to come here but my mom is going down the flat earth conspiracy path. Hoping to pull her out of it, wish me luck.
Time to move out, it seems.
Seem like you're into the flat earth theory and discuss points. When you're discussing she'll think that you're with her. Then give her evidence and go "Now that I've dived into it, globe earth just seems more sensible with more evidence"
Good luck, man.
My mom believes in Santa Claus so I didnt get shit for Christmas
I'll admit his casual aggressivity towards flat earthers is really funny lol
It’s fucking bizarre why ppl would think the earth is flat. I wouldn’t blame him for being aggressive at all. A whole useless ideology. A waste of time.
@@lazerbeamspewpew4728 honestly most conspiracy theories/theorists are fucking bizarre i hope that every anti conspiracy video atleast gets 1 person to see reason but i doubt it
His agressivity comes from his empty brain that has been washed by government, and he and all globe earthers just cant accept the truth
@@oatflake8849 Can you debunk any of his points then? Oh right you can't
@@lxlcaesarlxl Nah I wont waste my time with brainwashed pricks, Id rather let u believe in ur shit
Remember people. At least people who thought the earth was at the center of the solar system knew the earth wasn’t flat
LOL
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I personally have what I call the 'food chain of crazy.' It still needs lots of fine tuning, but it goes something like this:
Most people don't believe religious fanatics and lower.
Religious fanatics don't believe anient aliens and lower.
Ancient Aliens don't believe in Geocentrism and lower.
Geocentrics don't believe in flat earth.
@@zephyrus339 Geocentrism*
@@javierlatorre480 Thanks for making me feel very embarrassed. Corrected it. Don't know how that slipped past me.
I'd really love to see what a flat earthers excuse is for how a plane can start in one place, travel in a straight line, and end up at the exact same place at a later point
No you won't. They believe that when a plane leaves the ground, it's suddenly free of all physics.
And flat earthers still use the word atmosphere and hemisphere…
they'd just say the plane automatically turns slowly to go around the disk. they will never accept what is clear
Simple magic, portals,aliens and boom baby ! Flat earth bs .
Pacman effect
I know a flat earther, who *used* to be my friend but 90% of what they talked about was: “tHe EaRtH iS fLaT”
Someone who always talks about just 1 thing is annoying to be around, but someone who thinks they’re the main character and that’s all they talk about would be infuriating.
@@kaepora66 they were exactly that lol
@@kaepora66the former is FAR more tolerable if it’s something not harmful at all (like with how NDs have hyperfixations and it takes up a lot of their attention and mind) but clearly OP was describing the latter. Which, yes, is beyond infuriating.
half of the flat earth comments:
"you're wrong, this is easily debunkable!"
"can you debunk it?"
"no"
regular person: earth is round. here's some empirical evidence to show it.
flat-earther: the empirical evidence is somehow wrong! here's some ad hoc reasons that only fit one observation at a time.
regular person: what you just said was completely wrong, and can be thoroughly discredited with real science.
flat-earther: the science doesn't exist! here is a completely unrelated talking point that doesn't have to do with anything.
regular person: the hell does that have to do with anything?
kill me
you're wrong, this is easily debunkable!
@@MadhusudanSinha can you debunk it?
@@MadhusudanSinha debunk it then, I dare you
@@LunizIsGlacey no 😅
He sounds like when a teacher is disappointed in the class for how they acted with the substitute the day before
Fun fact 37 people have seen your comment in 3 hours
@@bigotank9884 nice
@@bigotank9884 I'd say 37 would have liked the comment in 3 hours. Many people could've seen it and not have given the comment a like.
@@midosworld well it was guaranteed that at least 37 people saw their comment under the course of three hours
@@a_gurl596 nah I still don’t think 37 people have seen it, it’s quite a lot tbh
Flat earthers must be baffled by magnets
flat earthers are baffled by everything.
but they have a solution for that !
they just make random noises, LOUDLY, and then they believe that they know everything
@@victorfinberg8595 whenever you answer one of their questions they just ignore your answer and move onto something else
oh, you reminded me of a crazy guy who not only said, "magnets can lift things therefore gravity does not exist", he ALSO said "i can JUMP therefore gravity does not exist"!
th-cam.com/video/-V-ZfRXReKM/w-d-xo.html
Bro... literally every civilization in history knows that the earth is actually Dinosaur shaped!! Whole universe really
Dinosaur? We all know the Earth is obviously the shape of the ancient Kraken from Greek Mythology
@yourweirdplant not even close lmaO.. and that's Norse Mythology buddy
@@SsjGssjGogeta?
oh wait I got my Kraken messed up, sorry I watched a badly made Greek mythology movie recently that called Kytos/Scylla/Cetus or whatever the Kraken
My fault you right
But we all know it's Kraken shaped.
Nah nah, It's humaned shapeded, that's how we are humaned shapeded.
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur!
Actual Flat Earther quote “We have members all around the globe”.
Got em
Humanity is just a joke I swear.
Edit: Nvm, jokes actually have purpose.
Fellas. We got em'!
سبوبهان الله سبوبهان الله
Wow they said it
*Around the globe*
I would actually find it funny if Jeff bezos chose 2 flat earthers to join him in his new space ship
* sinister laughter *
Y E S
they would be mind blown litteraly
and that would mean they die
@@CrimsonAkato Nah, they would say that the windows of the space ship are round-shaped so it deforms the earth :D (It's an argument they really use for planes. I'm not kidding.)
@@yamthesweetpotato3007 damn bruh lmao wtf xD
I want mine to be real having them due would be better xD we don't need stupid people to exist and breed there stupid genetics more .
@@yamthesweetpotato3007 Throw them out of airlock with no helm. They'll probably die but at least you'll cure them for their last 2 microseconds.
Instead of proving their model they should try to disprove ours
flattards fail to disprove reality constantly.
It seems you've never seen a flat Earth video. You may think attacking the established model, rather than presenting a better one, is obviously a stupid philosophy but that's what flat Earthers do. Alas, no matter how dumb you make the joke, flat Earthers do dumber.
They switched to doing that a while back. They’ve had zero success.
I did not know penguinz0 knew science
lmao
This guy: spits straight up facts
Flat earthers: SILENCE GOVERNMENT SLAVE
Lol
"lies!"
"You are an ignorant!"
"You are spitting things the government told you to
You are a poor sheep unable to think by itself, unlike us.
But patience, soon will be the time of the judgement. But even there, you'll spit in the face of Truth and will be dragged to hell while we are enjoying truth and heaven."
- some french flat earther creep
Me:"SILENCE CRACKHEAD!"
@@Nokyyyyy That sounds pretty much like an evangelist.
Flat earthers think the solar system is like
O o o --- o O O o o
. You forgot
O o o --- o O O o o .
Pluto
No, to them it's more like
.. Oo. .....
@@okboing pluto being forgotten is just sad :(
@@cosmiixcs1409 it's not a planet, there's no point in including it if you don't include other dwarf planets.
@@eliramirez3798 you don't know what you're talking about. Buy a decent telescope and look at a planet, you'll see it's far more than "only a light."
“If humanity is unfortunate enough that you’ve actually procreated” I SPIT MY WATER OUT
I learned long ago to not drink or eat while watching Professor Dave videos...better for the keyboard...😁
Imma say it.
I don't think flat earthers actually exist anymore. I think its all just trolls pretending.
Yeah, there might be a few holdouts but I have noticed a lot of parodies and trolls.
Or con-artists
@@stylesrj right? Like, I don't have much faith in humanity, but I refuse to beleive people can actually be THAT stupid.
It seems that way until you meet a flat earthed. 🤦♂️ they are crazy it’s sad
It's worrying that 5.1k people disliked this
Now I know I'm smarter than at least 5.1K people
They dislike cus they have no answer
@@randomyoutuber4829 the didn't even watch the video, they just hit dislike
Not all of the people who would have disliked it are flat eartthers, right?
5.2k disliked this
I _adore_ how all the flat earther responses to these kinds of call-outs are either insults or complaining about the person being "toxic" or "aggressive" because they literally can't find any other logical way to respond to them that hasn't been brutally disproven
Yeah I go to recent comments sometimes when I see these videos again and they just hurl insults or say something like “this doesn’t prove anything” but they won’t disprove what he’s saying. Like if someone is wrong about something, you don’t just say “you’re wrong because someone is brainwashing you”. You would probably give reasons as to why they’re wrong but they don’t do that because they can’t prove him wrong.
I’m not a flat earther but you have to admit he does have a rude tone the entire video but I find the flat earth map and his amount of ways to destroy it are amusing.
@@redpanda7297 yeah his tone might be a bit rude and I feel like if he tried to take a different passive approach, they might listen more and have a more open mind and maybe that’s why the flat earthers throw insults in the comments since he does also but it is kind of amusing for some of the insults but I feel like flat earthers probably won’t listen if he’s hurling insults their way in the video
@@redpanda7297 they deserve the harsh treatment.
@@brandonwitzel1841Thing is, even if you take a polite approach towards them, it's pointless, most of them are entitled to their opinions, so regardless if you're rude or nice to them, they probably won't change their mind, so it literally doesn't matter.
Flat earther: But the planes do not have to steer down every 10 miles!
Intelligent people: Gravity exists. Emagine you have tied a rope around a plane figure. Then you hold the rope far back and start spinning. The gravity drags the plane towards the earth's midd even though it’s moving. It’s not like you need to push it with your fingers every second because either way it will just fly away into space.
As a flat earther, i will not attempt any of these 10 challenges, instead i'm going to shout at you the earth is flat, repeat the phrases "but 8 inches per mile squared" "nasa flight manuals said the earth is a non rotating disc" and "you've been brainswashed" but give no evidence as to how or why.
*Satirical, in case you didn't realise
Nice joke!!
That is exactly what flat earthers do
As a leading philosopher who has found the truth, I think earth look flat so flat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤓🤓🤓🗿🗿🗿🗿
The fact that they can’t even agree on a single map/model proves their bs
Fax
Neither can the spherophiles.. Have you seen the number of types of projections they made? sjees..
@@BspVfxzVraPQ if only their was something called a globe that accurately showed the earth
@@dedley2664 I pitty those who not even try to prove the flat earth. Embrace science, try to prove it.
I know it's totally bull, but I'm interested in people who try to prove it. It aligns my bullshit detector so it also works when it's not that obvious.
@@BspVfxzVraPQ I mean they're called projections because they are directly based on a spherical globe, because you can't accurately draw a 3D object in a 2D space.
Globe earth proof: scientists, astronomers, literal space photos, common sense
Flat earth proof: a couple facebook articles
it's like *"I just wanna hear what I want to hear, and everything that says otherways is hoax, that's why the goverment brain wash the people, thankfully they can't brain wash us the most smart and god loving human"* 🗿
and some moronic youtube video💀✨ bye~
Globe heads: >2500 years of experiments, modeling, countless papers
Flat earth: ummm some rando wrote it in a book, I think
TH-cam is TRASH JEWTUBE please tell me you’re a flat earther so i can make fun of you for all eternity
@@wetaq cringe
if the purpose of this is to convince flat-earthers, this doesn't make much sense. To comprehend these reasonings require an intellectual level way beyond a flat-earther can understand. If someone is capable to understand this he inherently cannot be a flat-earther.
3 years later, this video is still legendary
POV: you’re looking for an angry Flat-Earther who commented
I think I finally find one
True and @edgazx where?
Stop reading my mind
You right
Clicked the video for that mainly. It's amazing how total strangers think a like.
There should be a show where flat earthers get unlimited budget and they have to find the edge of the earth
They would probably find first the garden of eden than the edge
And if they somehow find the edge… holy fuck the reality would start breaking
There's actually a netflix documentary called "Behind the Curve" where they do experiments to prove that the earth is flat and end up proving it's round (shocked, I know) lol.
Mr beast will do that soon
@@HdHd-bj5vh you fr? 😂
@@HdHd-bj5vh Assuming you’re serious (if you’re not, look up Poe’s Law), have you tried any of these challenges? Any at all? Give them a shot.
As the saying goes
"Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pegion, it will shit on the board and declare victory and fly away"
I wonder where are the flat earthers during the solar eclipse 😂
hiding in caves, probably.
@@ericb3157 - My guess is they were hiding under their beds, sucking their thumbs, clinging to their security blankets, and waiting for it all to be over so their mothers could come and change their soiled undergarments.
@@steveadams7369 as a flat earther, i can confirm
Don't flat earthers blame eclipses on an invisible second moon?
@@steveadams7369 🤣
Time for that classic Albert Einstein quote: “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
here’s another The definition of Insanity is repeating a process expecting a different outcome.
@@UhhIForgot09 confused Cuber noises
69th like pog
@Rofls Royce Yeah that's why I wrote "classic". I should have written classic internet quote 😄
German sources, however, say that the quote can not be proven, but do not rule it out as many other invented Einstein quotes.
I believe that he could have said something like that, especially with regard to the Manhattan Project, since Einstein was quite bitter at that time.
Like:"Die Herrschaft der Dummen ist unüberwindlich, weil es so viele sind und ihre Stimmen genauso zählen wie unsere" (The rule of the stupid is insurmountable because there are so many of them and their votes count just like ours) or "Es war abscheulich, Menschen sind eine schlechte Erfindung." ( It was heinous, people are a bad invention.") From the diary of Einstein's last girlfriend Johanna Fantova. This diary is proven by scientific authenticity and Einstein biographers agree with this.
So I think there is a possibility that Einstein said something like my original quote. I just like the thought of him saying that bc I'm a huge Einstein Fan and he inspired me to study geophysics. I'm sorry for publishing a quote that is not 100% proven. Sorry for that long ass text and sadly it is my germanness that just could not take your good and true joke as it is😭😂✌
@@UhhIForgot09 Fun fact, although it is a widely known "Albert Einstein" quote, There was never actually any documented case of him saying it :) Still a great saying nonetheless, just thought more people should know!
I think we can all agree that the 3.9k dislikes are flat earthers
Yes
Lol
That’s way to many
yeah. can’t think of any other reason as to why someone would dislike
Obviously
How to scare a flat earther:
Tell them “Get in the boat, we’re pushing you off the edge.”
Since they believe that there is an edge, they will be very scared.
Flat Earthers claim the Earth is surrounded by the Antarctic ice wall and access denied by NASA/UN/world government. Thus, they wouldn't believe you.
I love how your obviously sarcastic tone and speed of which you announce your challenges to them flat earthers are basically done, from your perspective at a fever pitch and literal breaking point. I can’t say I blame you and I am glad you are doing this but we both know it will not be well received by the community we’re addressing.
I can understand your frustration in wanting to just not stoop to the level of explaining this but at the same time it is infuriating that people can honestly be beholden to this belief system. You are a stronger man than I Dave….and I applaud you for that. 👍👍
There is no Earth.
#NoEarthSociety
Yeah we are just living on a sentient sphere
Well this is interesting
@@lithe1483 On a sentient sphere of cosmic string
The world ended in 170000 B.C.
@@justsomerandombirdwithinte5896 we are all illusions and dont exist :()
I love how people study more about flat earth models to debunk flat earth but flat earthers can't even study their own model
You do realize there are no definitive models that scientists agree on right, only theoretical concepts.
What about google earth I agree on that model
@@RaceLounge1 hey look ! A Flat-earther !
@@RaceLounge1 Here children, come look at the real life flat earther! Yes, I know it is claiming utter BS as though its accepted fact (as if scientists don't agree on the spherical model), but isn't its dunce hat super cute??
@@RaceLounge1 yes, but that goes both ways. Flat earthers are convinced the earth is flat but their all argument defending their beliefs is that we can't be sure the earth is round or that we've never been in space to see it ourselves, but then they also cannot be so sure about the earth being flat 'cause of what they have said themselves. Then considering the amount of scientific proof we have, it shows that the theory of the earth being round is much more realistic than it being flat, exactly why most of humans agree on the fact our planet is round. All flat-earthers rely on is the usual "_you_can't be sure the earth is round" "_you_ haven't been to space" "_you_ haven't seen the round earth"
I am just amused that flat earthers even exist today?? It is like impossible!! How can anyone in this world who is not fully mentally disabled can even think of that earth is flat?????
Just be a conman, it’s quite a good strategy for those who want to manipulate others.
Flat Earthers: "Clearly the government NASA Jew penguins made this video!"
Now I want to be recruited by the GNJP.
I love that flat earthers exist. It tells you a lot about a person without having to get to know them.
Yeah most of them escaped a mental asylum
@@anidianguystolemyphone9063 also escaped jail
Damn they really are hanging on the edge huh?
Why are there 2.5 million views? I wonder how many flat earther's are in those views. Maybe 1 million
@@animepl2096 nah like 100k
You would have to have a 64 chunk render distance to see the other side of the flat earth right?
Lmaooo
@@zoro3485 indeed
Maybe..
my computer cant handle that, oh NOOO
Oh no o- *explodes*
*makes a valid and logical argument*
Flat earthers - Nuh-uh
My dad's newest one is that not only is the earth not a globe, but space, stars, planets, meteorites, and now light and sound are all just disturbances in the aether.
He has yet to show me any physical proof.
Thanks Dan!
Where does he _get_ these ideas from? And _why?_
Meteorites are actual rocks that impact the ground, that people can pick up and study.
And what does he think caused Meteor Crater in Arizona? That's quite a "disturbance in the aether"!