Honest Trailers - The Lord of the Rings

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  • @SunnyTacos
    @SunnyTacos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4185

    Everyone knows Gandalf only stayed behind so he could get all the XP and drops for himself, no wonder he returns a different class with new gear.

    • @Chief_Bill
      @Chief_Bill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol

    • @LuigiKenobi
      @LuigiKenobi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Very underrated comment right here 🤣🤣

    • @flexinonnem4492
      @flexinonnem4492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂🤣🤣😂💀💀💀

    • @eliasfrp
      @eliasfrp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This comment is underrated.

    • @happyarthas4955
      @happyarthas4955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      underrated.

  • @nickmcc123
    @nickmcc123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4775

    When he said all those complicated names then just said Sam I lost my shit

    • @MikeAndDrewPranks
      @MikeAndDrewPranks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol

    • @Siegbert85
      @Siegbert85 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      1:51

    • @РумянаВасилева-э5р
      @РумянаВасилева-э5р 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TThis is the niceist movie i eeееver seеее!!! I advise eveеryboody to watccch it :) twitter.com/dad02fcee6902e817/status/791862191431364608 Honеst Trailers The Lоrd оf the Rings

    • @olorinistar9903
      @olorinistar9903 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Even Sam was actually Samwise... And then you've got Peregrine​ and Meriadoc, which if he said, he used their shortened forms

    • @hunterhawktv3777
      @hunterhawktv3777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Olorin Istar they also called him Sam

  • @alexhyde8820
    @alexhyde8820 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2806

    I liked the montage of Sean Bean's death scenes. I had no idea there were *that* many. I knew there were several, but...wow.

    • @swjr64
      @swjr64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Brian Clark don't think it showed Patriot Games

    • @iamSketchH
      @iamSketchH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Me, too. LOL. I knew that he died a lot (and have learned never to get too attached to his characters), but I didn't know that he made a career out of it. XD

    • @videloupjules7284
      @videloupjules7284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He dies in almost all the films he plays in ^^

    • @sparrow_9765
      @sparrow_9765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And he dies in Medici 😅 I've only seen him in 3 movies/series and he dies in all of them, it's crazy!

    • @E3ECO
      @E3ECO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      His best death was when a herd of cows throws him off a cliff.

  • @shizukousapostle1stapostle710
    @shizukousapostle1stapostle710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2616

    *His first honest trailer... And a epic legend was born*

    • @akashdeb5201
      @akashdeb5201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes!

    • @MrDuck797
      @MrDuck797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This wasn’t his first!

    • @isaackeigwin
      @isaackeigwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This is the 15th honest trailer lol

    • @dannycors7488
      @dannycors7488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Isaac Keigwin no like just this guys voice

    • @uncleqeeth7124
      @uncleqeeth7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Indeed Epic Voice Guy rocks. 😎

  • @guitarman0365
    @guitarman0365 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4118

    I just lost it when frodo said sam after all the epic fantasy names. Like really sam is so out of place.

    • @Glorious_Potatoe
      @Glorious_Potatoe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      +guitarman0365 maybe because Sam is one of the few characters which got a nickname(or one that is used more often than the actual name itself)

    • @declanglover4752
      @declanglover4752 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @CESSKAR
      @CESSKAR 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Samorin Eboshi How good is gothic, right?

    • @RuberDildo
      @RuberDildo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +guitarman0365 My name is..... Tim.

    • @MrHaganenoEdward
      @MrHaganenoEdward 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      +Samorin Eboshi Actually Frodo is the only one out of four Hobbits, who doesn't have a nickname :D

  • @bridgettherose609
    @bridgettherose609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    This is it. The first Honest trailer with THE epic voice guy. Legendary

    • @darioluque9079
      @darioluque9079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not, that honor goes to The Phantom Menace.

    • @yaboi_wavy4776
      @yaboi_wavy4776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@darioluque9079 are u dumb

    • @darioluque9079
      @darioluque9079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What are you talking about?

    • @StrangerBlocks
      @StrangerBlocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@darioluque9079 with the epic voice guy, this is the first one, the ones before this are a different voice

    • @mayankgupta9902
      @mayankgupta9902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yup. he just said it in the video

  • @sixthjayhawk
    @sixthjayhawk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2334

    “But only Sean Bean dies.”
    Theoden: Am I a joke to you?

  • @morelhunter3966
    @morelhunter3966 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    Honestly I believe these are the best movies ever made. Soundtrack, script, sets, photography, actors and directors. I dont know of any movie that brings them all to such a high level.

    • @radupintea6139
      @radupintea6139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      i read pornoghraphy instead of photography :))

    • @Chief_Bill
      @Chief_Bill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      One of the best, if not the best, trilogies for sure

    • @justinbrinson7108
      @justinbrinson7108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HONESTLY

    • @leirumf5476
      @leirumf5476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Maybe "the godfather" is head to head with lotr

    • @pipeds9979
      @pipeds9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      More like the most boring. Great production tjough

  • @SynapticWyrm
    @SynapticWyrm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3212

    Sam is the best friend in history

  • @esteban4284
    @esteban4284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4631

    One does not simply dislike Lord of the Rings

    • @esteban4284
      @esteban4284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      :0

    • @ErtaiCZ
      @ErtaiCZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It's actually quite easy to dislike them :D One just have to like the books... it's really easy to hate adaptations of... well anything you like =) Just like a lot of book readers hate Game of thrones

    • @Kat-gp6gj
      @Kat-gp6gj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +ErtaiCZ Exactly! They ruin quite a lot of the best characters and royally screw up some important plot points. :/

    • @ErtaiCZ
      @ErtaiCZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Warrior Girl yup ´

    • @MikeAndDrewPranks
      @MikeAndDrewPranks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes, yes I do

  • @theojaffee7895
    @theojaffee7895 7 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    Actually, the One Ring can do something if you are Sauron or someone almost as powerful or more powerful. It can bend people's wills into yours and corrupt them to do what you want, as Sauron did with the Numenoreans, Easterlings, and Haradrim.

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Jup, the whole point is that it's safest in the hands of a creature like a Hobbit with very little power.
      (He probably knows that though, if he actually watched it, an just said it because it sounds funny.)

    • @npcx-mq6cr
      @npcx-mq6cr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What, so it only turns good guys that are sort of dumb into invisible crackheads?

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@npcx-mq6cr Yes, that's the thing it does for people who aren't powerful (don't think it depends on intelligence though). There are other effects though, like the slowing down of the ageing process (that's why Bilbo got unusually old and Gollum didn't die for literal centuries) and stuff...

    • @inshan3st3r
      @inshan3st3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I think the ring enhances natural attributes of the creature that wears it (hence why hobbits turn invisible).

    • @cucabeludo3596
      @cucabeludo3596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The whole thing about the ring turning this non powerful creatures invisible is that it’s the most useful power for sauron. The ring is a part of him and wants to get back to him, the ring makes people who wear it invisible for the rest of the world but very visible to sauron. They really want to wear the ring so sauron can see where it is, making it very easy for him to get it back

  • @mustafare9729
    @mustafare9729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    ScreenJunkies: Names are complicated.
    Silmarillion: Hold my Silmarils.

    • @blabla158
      @blabla158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Melkor: with pleasure

    • @amyconway1631
      @amyconway1631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikr

    • @elessar3970
      @elessar3970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ungoliant: thems look tasty *drools in spider*

    • @barney3444
      @barney3444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thingol : but then how will I send my daughters boyfirend to his death..?

    • @abradolflincler726
      @abradolflincler726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Morgoth laughs in evil.

  • @miraculus4204
    @miraculus4204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2147

    "even when they die they come back whiter" lost it

    • @GuardianHero14
      @GuardianHero14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hm.

    • @fullmetalprism5249
      @fullmetalprism5249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Riarda Murseli 😆😂🤣

    • @lagrange777able
      @lagrange777able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude i wanted to upvote you, but you already have the perfect number so...

    • @curtisharrell
      @curtisharrell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Laffed so hard I lost it and soiled my furry feet!

    • @roigergoololo3966
      @roigergoololo3966 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @saahilsud8933
    @saahilsud8933 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    All this made me do is want to watch the whole trilogy again.. Its too damn perfect..

    • @thorever2140
      @thorever2140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Exactly! Honest trailers can't seriously criticize LotR because there's nothing wrong with it. Tolkien was a genius.

    • @bennettfender1546
      @bennettfender1546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thorever 21 nah there's problems with the books at least too much padding too much World building even if it isn't necessary and it can be quite boring at times honestly I have a much better time reading the Hobbit for instance and I would argue it is the better if the 2.

    • @thorever2140
      @thorever2140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bennett Fender I was actually referring to the books because I think they are better than the movies (love the films too though). But you do realize that it's coated in layers of symbolism right? It's all very necessary. I'll agree that it's not for everyone, you really have to commit. I haven't read The Hobbit so I can't comment on it, but it's on my tbr.

    • @bennettfender1546
      @bennettfender1546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thorever 21 dude I have read the book twice and yes I do like it however the world building gets in the way of the plot and its easily my least favorite Tolkien work. The Hobbit told a story without the world building interfering and weaved said World building in without it overwhelming the plot the movies did this as well and once again worked as for the Silmarrilion and other extras there all about world building and explaining the history of Arda this allows me to enjoy them as I understand what the stories about and there for I know what mindset to read it in Lord of The Rings on the other hand doesn't do this is switches at almost random between everything and it just goes on and in with random section like Tom Bombadil or Sam following the Orcs into there tower yeah it doesn't work I mean going in you think the Shelob fight would take up most of that chapter but no instead you have to deal with a random scene of Sam following the Orcs with the Shelob fight only lasting a page it's like Tolkien doesn't realize what readers are here for when they read a book that's supposed to be an epic journey on top of this the book has very bland characters compare film and book Aragorn in the films he has a story arc of him being reluctant to become a king of his people this allows us to relate to him and care about his character more in the books he has litterly no story arc meaning when he does become king it's less satisfying and feels less earned see what I mean.

    • @Qawsedrftvynn
      @Qawsedrftvynn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the movie sucks

  • @flipjupiter1
    @flipjupiter1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Dude, Homeless Magneto and Gwenyth Paltrow I blew a fuse. Lindsay Lohan, my head exploded.

    • @macemalakai
      @macemalakai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So good. " Harold & Kumar too lol"

    • @uwcb1
      @uwcb1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Savage

    • @serenasingh7391
      @serenasingh7391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But I didn't get why he called that wierd looking thing Lindsay Lohan
      Can you explain

    • @angadsingh9314
      @angadsingh9314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@serenasingh7391 Because she ruined her face with Botox and what not. She used to be SUPER CUTE but now looks very ghastly.

  • @tyroneloki5131
    @tyroneloki5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Who else is binge re-watching these while quarantined

    • @littlehollow
      @littlehollow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was already doing it before this started lol

    • @jaaustin500
      @jaaustin500 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      me

    • @sarwatarannya8786
      @sarwatarannya8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honesty hav rewatched 3 times

    • @raymondjones7423
      @raymondjones7423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And you have my ax....i mean comment. I dont have an axe
      Wife: Honey what do want me do with your ax..
      Me:Hush woman!!

    • @sirkarliyedidia7872
      @sirkarliyedidia7872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eru Illuvatar

  • @prodf
    @prodf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    The best walking trilogy of all time.

    • @legolas5684
      @legolas5684 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fanático yup

    • @GamerGirl_2000
      @GamerGirl_2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legolas cool nickname bro

    • @legolas5684
      @legolas5684 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gamer Girl Thanks

    • @GamerGirl_2000
      @GamerGirl_2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legolas no problem

    • @wolfamongus4529
      @wolfamongus4529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gamer Girl Now you too should kiss and make out.

  • @atrias144
    @atrias144 10 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Actually the ring gives power to its users in proportion with how much power they already have. In other words, Hobbits are powerless weaklings so that's all the power they get. This means that if someone like Gandalf were to put on the ring, he could pretty basically become Sauron and kill everybody in middle earth including Sauron.

    • @KnowledgeableGnome
      @KnowledgeableGnome 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Vaguely speaking, yep

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 10 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      And the more power it gives, the faster it corrupts.

    • @atrias144
      @atrias144 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      OmniscientWarrior Yep.

    • @CaptainPatches069
      @CaptainPatches069 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      OmniscientWarrior Pretty much.

    • @atrias144
      @atrias144 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      shurednichso I don't believe that they really talked much about the place where the elves were going. It's kind of an unexplained place wrapped in mystery but maybe somebody else knows.

  • @carlosferreira3797
    @carlosferreira3797 8 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    3:48 TREE?? IM NOT TREE!!! IM AN ENT!

    • @sonyahannah
      @sonyahannah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an Ent!"

    • @AddisonMorrow13
      @AddisonMorrow13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sonyahannah 😂 Treasure Planet?

    • @Sityu1991
      @Sityu1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Addison Morrow It's a Star Trek reference :)

    • @yuxihu5826
      @yuxihu5826 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Carlos.ferr98 Clegane I am groot

    • @nootnoot7088
      @nootnoot7088 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’M BATMAN

  • @ginniem9779
    @ginniem9779 7 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Lol "11-hour New Zealand tourism commercial"

  • @madbrosheo1514
    @madbrosheo1514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    He forgot when Sean Bean dies in The Elder scrolls 4: Oblivion.

    • @neotronextrem
      @neotronextrem 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Sheogorath117 Damned, finally found an TES-guy, i searched so Long ;)
      Was Sean bean Voice-acting in Oblivion?

    • @madbrosheo1514
      @madbrosheo1514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yeah, he was Martin Septim.

    • @neotronextrem
      @neotronextrem 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sheogorath117 LOL!
      I would never ever realized that!

    • @anarchistjesus7354
      @anarchistjesus7354 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Sheogorath117 Now I know.

    • @Grivendal
      @Grivendal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Sheogorath117 my life is now complete

  • @Brione30
    @Brione30 8 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    One does not simply make a Lord of The Rings Honest Trailer without mentioning the One Does Not Simply Meme

  • @alexwright8585
    @alexwright8585 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3305

    In fairness, the guy who created all the characters and their names studied languages extensively.

    • @peacefuldawn6823
      @peacefuldawn6823 8 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      and created his own language. and a world and history so big, he didnt live long enough to finish it

    • @l.f.7624
      @l.f.7624 8 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      Peaceful Dawn
      True, but I have to say, J. R. R. Tolkien didn't create only one language, he actually created more than 10. That man is a genius...

    • @peacefuldawn6823
      @peacefuldawn6823 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      10? WHAT! lol i did not know that. i thought it was only the one XD

    • @alexwright8585
      @alexwright8585 8 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      plus different dialects for the languages.

    • @DuBaas007
      @DuBaas007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      His most developed Language is Quenya, his second most developed language is Sindarin, both Elvish languages. There are entire research books just on how to pronounce it's words and stuff lol.

  • @dirtydairydaddy8688
    @dirtydairydaddy8688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    i LOVED the many "fake" endings in connection with the 5 different endings

    • @rachele3334
      @rachele3334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They could have made a part 4 if they had really stuck to the book. Peter Jackson was giving us a break, really. 😉

    • @darioluque9079
      @darioluque9079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Read the Lord of the Rings Appendices and we talk later.

  • @KingCharismaPro
    @KingCharismaPro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    When the narrator said, "When the evil vagina awakens..." I felt weak in the stomach. XD

    • @Thecatnipproject
      @Thecatnipproject 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same XD

    • @casualgamer5194
      @casualgamer5194 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      oml same XDD

    • @Callmekatielee
      @Callmekatielee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's all a misunderstanding 😂 Sauron was just on his period.

    • @Thecatnipproject
      @Thecatnipproject 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Katie'sBookCorner if he was then it must have been painful ROFL

    • @wongcw2532
      @wongcw2532 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      CharismaticWonderman I read your comment and was like NONO I need to adjust the volume my mum's in the same room as me
      Too late. -.-

  • @KennethLyVideography
    @KennethLyVideography 9 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Am I the only one who doesn't have a single problem with the ending of Return Of The King? I like that it was so dragged out. It did what many movie endings fails to do for me, provide a sense of closure. If the movie only had one of those endings I would honestly lose my shit.

    • @slayedbyprayeesniping8326
      @slayedbyprayeesniping8326 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would've stopped the movie after the boat floating away into nothingness, found it the best ending :D

    • @emilyfarrell8615
      @emilyfarrell8615 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah but the blackouts between make you fell its over but actually there is half an hour to go. I always stop after gondor fades into the map....

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously, I tought the movie was over after Frodo met his friends again and all of the sudden, I was like WTF? I was going to pee when I saw the endings.

    • @SaulAnibalRR
      @SaulAnibalRR 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      garowice Not only I don't have a single problem with the ending, but I also consider it one of the best endings ever. I love the scene where the hobbits share a beer, their faces, the feel that they truly can't believe they're home again, after all. I love Frodo's final thoughts, how he can't live his old life again, and I really liked the fact he leaves the mortal world...we can even say he died, in someway. He died for Middle Earth, at least. And the final scene is perfect: Sam, after saying goodbye to his master and best friend, going back home with his wife and daughter. "I'm back" that was perfect.

    • @donisharko
      @donisharko 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The ending is just... bittersweet. Knowing that after an epic adventure they're finally home and the sad part is the parting ways goodbyes.
      Also, I didn't know what happened to Gimli and Legolas.

  • @alicelucy1333
    @alicelucy1333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I always watch honest trailers when I'm sad and they cheer me up

    • @BruceWayne-qc5sz
      @BruceWayne-qc5sz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, me too. No matter how depressed I get these videos always make me at least smile.

    • @MrLaxinator
      @MrLaxinator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I always watch them when I should do somethng else.

    • @pipitlc378
      @pipitlc378 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      This movie is now avаaailable to wаtch here => twitter.com/e8d4f5a7ea28186b2/status/795841376734691328 Honеst Trailers Theе Lоrd of the Rings

    • @anietiemichaelasuquo7506
      @anietiemichaelasuquo7506 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sally Yllas WTF are you talking about?

    • @Chief_Bill
      @Chief_Bill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BruceWayne-qc5sz I didn't know Batman watched videos to become happy again

  • @amanms1999
    @amanms1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    3:49 "Living trees" ??? I didn't know that normal trees were non-living beings

    • @akshaykarthick7822
      @akshaykarthick7822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @spacerogue3108
      @spacerogue3108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TREE?! I am no tree. I am an Ent

    • @JC_Cali
      @JC_Cali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spacerogue3108 I am Groot

    • @arderon5
      @arderon5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am No TREE i am an ENT!

  • @sushi-slice
    @sushi-slice 8 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I actually knew all of those names and who they belonged to. Let's just say I'm obsessed.

  • @カラスKarasu
    @カラスKarasu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    The homeless magneto part killed me

  • @alexsandaga8175
    @alexsandaga8175 10 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    All those complicated names. Aaannnnd then there's Sam.

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well Sam is short for "Samwise". Still kind of an oddball, though.

    • @sroberts8560
      @sroberts8560 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Kelsey Bonam No, what's even more odd is the name of the trolls in the Hobbit. Who ever heard of a trolls named Bill, Bert and Tom?

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      S Roberts "Hey, Bill, what are you up to?"
      "Oh, you know, attacking hobbits, eating babies, the usual."

    • @vilmarmario5092
      @vilmarmario5092 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Game

    • @king_theoden7859
      @king_theoden7859 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Frodo Baggins Oddball, you say? Well, I happen to know of the Illúvatar. They say, Eru Illúvatar created the spark for our excistence. Well, THAT'S an oddball for a name, my dear hobbit.

  • @andrewnorthwest2111
    @andrewnorthwest2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “Legolas” “Aragorn” “Gimli” “Gandalf” “SAM”
    Ahem do you mean Samwise Gamgee?

    • @vladimirs.3963
      @vladimirs.3963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahem do you mean Banazir Galbasi? Remember, names of humans and hobbits are originally in Westron!

  • @Cyanxdragon
    @Cyanxdragon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "A movie that employed a whole nation" As a New Zealander that was priceless.

  • @iforgot87872
    @iforgot87872 8 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    "Which does absolutely nothing except turn you into an invisible crack addict." OMG LOL.

    • @vashok
      @vashok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All these years later and I still think people don't understand what the One Ring does...

    • @Chief_Bill
      @Chief_Bill 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vashok Ikr, like, you can troll and nitpick, but that's just completely false infro

    • @Chief_Bill
      @Chief_Bill 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Information*

    • @portalarlequin2023
      @portalarlequin2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im lost with that...spit all the juice for the nose!

    • @lesedi428
      @lesedi428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard at this

  • @Andythedrew1
    @Andythedrew1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "When an evil vagina awakens it's up to this hobbit and this fantasy boy band to destroy jewelry, and embark on an 11 hour tour of New Zealand" Best sentence ever.

    • @hotfuzzmaz
      @hotfuzzmaz 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ujiii Ok kl ill let him know xx Ok kl ill let him know xx Ok kl ill let him know xx Ok kl ill let him know xx Ok kl ill let him know xx Ok kl ill let him know xx

    • @lillien27
      @lillien27 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought the same thing!

    • @Statalyzer
      @Statalyzer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *vagineye.

    • @CarlywithaY90
      @CarlywithaY90 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A perfect synopsis

  • @Antechynus
    @Antechynus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "...And Lindsay Lohan" made me blow pasta out my nose laughing...

  • @Akiraspin
    @Akiraspin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    You know, people say "Why didn't they use the eagles" But those same people tend to forget that Sauron has Fellbeasts in his army. Which are basically fucking dragons without the rumbling Sherlock Sexy Voice. And I'm pretty sure there would be hundreds of thousands of orcs just hanging outside, eating their maggoty bread for 3 stinkin' days, a good 30% of them having bows and arrows. And considering the King of The Eagles was killed by a simple arrow to the heart, the eagles aren't nearly as strong as they appear. The only reason Sam and Frodo even made it to Mt. Doom is because Aragorn drew out Saurons army in a sort of feign, or bait maneuver. Pretty sure Sauron would notice some gigantic ass flock of eagles in the sky flying right past him. Remember Barad Dur is geographically speaking in FRONT of Mount Doom.
    And you can't just drop the thing from the fucking sky It would get blown away by the hotgases and air currents created by the volcano, and probably get blown away and fall down the side of the mountain before even falling in. Also the heat created by the volcano would literally roast the eagles alive as heat RISES ladies and gentleman.
    Saurons army would literally just surface to air the shit out of those eagles Call of Duty style as soon as they landed, and kill Yolo Swagins and take the Bling of Power back to it's Pimp.
    Sauron would be like: "Well hey guys, I guess I should have paid UPS in advance for this FANTASTIC DELIVERY SERVICE!"
    So no, I don't think that's a plot hole at all. I think it was perfectly reasonable to try and incognito that shit into Mordor 007 style with a couple of the most elite warriors and well trusted people in the world. Gandalf essentially being the Jesus of Middle Earth, The Chosen One:Jedi Master Aragorn, Gimli and his Axe Body Spray, Legolas that guy who does shit you would see in God of War, Sean Bean as himself, Two Pot Smoking Hobbits, and some dude and his Extraordinarily Badass Gardener. They also get assistance from:
    Theoden: Where was Gondor when the Titanic Sank?
    Dickathor: Stewert Little of Minas Titties
    Elrond:Mr.AndersonWelcomeBack
    and last but not least
    Andy Motherfucking Serkis

    • @tylera6900
      @tylera6900 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Akiraspin this comment made my day :)

    • @Akiraspin
      @Akiraspin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Le Name Because there isn't a quiver large enough to hold enough arrows to kill 300,000 orcs.
      300,000 orcs *Minimum*
      And despite Legolas's seemingly GODLY abilties, he has no way of fighting the Ringwraiths.
      The Legolas fangirls would be forced to watch The Nine Wraiths take turns as they molested Legolas while he looked over at Gimli and screamed "HELP ME!!!!" Only for Gimli to whisper "No."

    • @Akiraspin
      @Akiraspin 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick. A thx mang

    • @wolfmancubretrogaming8909
      @wolfmancubretrogaming8909 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Why do I have a diatant memory of Pippin yelling "The eagles are coming!" also in the book? But it's been thirteen years since I last read the book, so maybe I'm just remembering the movie after all...Or maybe the eagles did come but after it was all over?

    • @dimavasilev5342
      @dimavasilev5342 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I remember reading a theory that Gandalf had been planning to use the eagles all along, but had the inconvenient temporary death thing and Rohan/Gondor politics got him off track. After all, "fly, you fools" sounds rather deliberate compared to "run," kind of like "USE THE FUCKING EAGLES YOU MORONS BRB OFF TO DIE FOR A BIT"

  • @galapegass
    @galapegass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    That Lindsay Lohan reference killed me! xD

    • @Thecatnipproject
      @Thecatnipproject 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The peter Jackson nerdgasm did it for me XD

    • @burnsmybritches5857
      @burnsmybritches5857 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I thought she was looking pretty damn good in this role. Looks the healthiest she's ever been, in LOTR 😀

    • @Thecatnipproject
      @Thecatnipproject 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Burns My Britches LMAO

    • @sriharsha5036
      @sriharsha5036 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +PianoOfTheDead Me too

    • @darthkarnage7538
      @darthkarnage7538 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lost it too XD

  • @victorvondeathstroke
    @victorvondeathstroke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    This is hilarious. But it's still the greatest movies ever made.

  • @theojaffee7895
    @theojaffee7895 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Gandalf was brought back to life by Eru so he could finish his mission.

  • @PHPUSA66
    @PHPUSA66 10 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Everytime I watch it, I constantly get mad how much they credit Frodo the most and not Sam when Sam did everything... Frodo was stabbed many times while Sam was the one who brought food, saved him from the orcs, spider, and smeagle and lastly carried him up the volcano...

    • @brandywinebridge7416
      @brandywinebridge7416 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly

    • @josephmichael214
      @josephmichael214 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah sam shoulda got more credit

    • @StairwaytoHeavenLZ
      @StairwaytoHeavenLZ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      while i see your point, You seem to have forgotten the terrible burden of the One Ring. In the books, however, there's a couple chapters detailing their return, and Sam, Merry, and Pippin became very respected members of the Shire while Frodo mostly stayed out of the spotlight and kept to himself.

    • @josephmichael214
      @josephmichael214 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      StairwaytoHeavenLZ yes and the incident in which saruman sent evil men to capture the shire, and sam, merry, and pippin, and I think Frodo(its been a long time since ive read) take back the shire through badassery and THEN wormtail shanks saruman but I think pippin shoots wormtail. I have studied the first age and early second age as well as the books in fact sauron is server of a fallen valar, morgoth, who I guess you can call a fallen angel to the creator, eru iluvatar(who was good). so was shelob and smaug. just thought I would point that out.

    • @remancyrodill4474
      @remancyrodill4474 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And im tired of EVERYONE saying why isnt sam credited lol

  • @sassylostchild7711
    @sassylostchild7711 8 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    "Homeless Magneto" Lol

    • @Thecatnipproject
      @Thecatnipproject 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lindsey Lohan LMAO

    • @LimerickWarrior1
      @LimerickWarrior1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Thecatnipproject That was only funny because it true :p

    • @chrismatthews2040
      @chrismatthews2040 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Although if Magneto really were switched out with Gandalf in these films the armies of Sauron wouldn't stand a chance...I mean seriously, the amount of metal those guys wear - image that scene in First Class where young Erik crushes the skulls of those Nazi soldiers but multiply that by 1,000,000 orcs .__.

    • @903IDFOLEY
      @903IDFOLEY 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would imagine he'll just lift 99% of the army that is wearing armor to a great height, then drop them all on the remaining 1% that isn't...

  • @Qulize
    @Qulize 8 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    2:10 Brokeback Mountdoom xD

    • @Thecatnipproject
      @Thecatnipproject 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Peter Jackson nerdgasm

    • @LeWildSister
      @LeWildSister 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aqman 😂😂😂😂

    • @drakanen2
      @drakanen2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Add "Careless Whisper" saxophone solo

    • @fullmetalprism5249
      @fullmetalprism5249 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aqman I just died 😆😂🤣

  • @Ekkerrr
    @Ekkerrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Brokeback Mount Doom" had me in pieces.

  • @datanotfoundpleasetryagain3559
    @datanotfoundpleasetryagain3559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    PO-TA-TOES!
    Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...

    • @adityapss2683
      @adityapss2683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Data Not Found Please Try Again you're hopeless

  • @magbi9427
    @magbi9427 8 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "The one ring to rule them all, which does absolutely nothing except turn you into an invisible crack addict" lol

    • @evannibbe9375
      @evannibbe9375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sauron designed it to not work for anyone else, but if someone powerful uses it, they first become Sauron in mind, then have large-scale mind control ability.

    • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
      @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@evannibbe9375 Actually the large scale mind controll isn't the true effect of the ring . What the ring truly does is strengthen the strengths an individual already has , an effect which becomes more powerful the closer to Mordor the ring is. So for Sauron, who is a master of the power of Domination and scillfully influences the minds of others it enables him to do this on a much larger scale but also makes him even more powerful in combat. For a person like Galadriel the Ring would have a different effect (Probably strengthening her magical abilities like seeing the future) or for Gandalf who is seen to be a master of fire magic it would especially strengthen that specific skill but also all other things he's good at for example fighting. This is also why the Ring is much more dangerous in the hands of beings with great power like Maiar because they have much more power the one ring can work with.

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@evannibbe9375 Tolkien is never very specific about what the ring can do exactly (besides being sort of an anchor for Saron's soul allowing him to live on after his body is destroyed, and what Talion of Gondor said), but it is mentioned in the books (by Galadriel IIRC) that Frodo never did much with it besides turning invisible because he never tried to, with practice he might have been able to learn what to do with it although that would also corrupt him.

    • @MarkMcDaniel
      @MarkMcDaniel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BigUriel -- Exactly, it was a horcrux (sp?), as explained in Harry Potter. It sustained Sauron.

    • @Dhirallin
      @Dhirallin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got the impression from the book that Frodo wasn't really powerful enough to use it.

  • @danielcoyle1085
    @danielcoyle1085 9 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    *Adjusts glasses*
    Actually, the One Ring does not do nothing. It can corrupt the hearts and minds of lesser beings such as humans. It carries with it a promise and desire for power that can lead to mass wars and conflicts throughout Middle-Earth. The One Ring is a symbol of Humanity's greatest flaw, and it is for this reason that so many people adore and embrace the novels. (Oh, and because of the elves, dwarves, wizards, ents, hobbits, history and mythology).
    So there.

    • @alexturlais8558
      @alexturlais8558 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      but it cant do anything useful. Excepr the invincibility.

    • @danielcoyle1085
      @danielcoyle1085 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's not meant to do anything useful. Tolkien created it to highlight humanity's weakness.

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +daniel coyle and whats the weakness? greed?

    • @danielcoyle1085
      @danielcoyle1085 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Possibly. Its open to interpretation, really. I personally believe that it's the desire for dominance over others.

    • @alexturlais8558
      @alexturlais8558 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      daniel coyle yes but its not very fun in an action film to have such a deep message

  • @evaglam398
    @evaglam398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "That employed an entire Nation." 😂😂😂😂

    • @sehbaanabbasi
      @sehbaanabbasi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and it will continue to employee more well we hope we get silnurilion

  • @KingOfShadows1500
    @KingOfShadows1500 9 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    3:40 Well, it seems like someone didn't understand Tolkien's mythology. Yes, it was a sacrifice, and here's why: Gandalf was a Maia serving under Manwë in the Undying Lands for many thousands of years. When Sauron became a threat, he and four other Maiar were summoned on Middle-Earth in the form of old wizards called the Istari and were meant to prevent him from taking over it. Now, it is important to understand that the Maiar are lesser spirits created by the Valar (gods) as their servants and helpers, but, just like the Valar, they are immortal. However, once summoned in human form, Gandalf was given a mortal human body vulnerable to physical harm. Thus, when he died, he DID truly sacrifice his human body. Eventually, he was sent back by Manwë as Gandalf the White, but he could only stay in Middle-Earth until his quest was finished. That's why, at the end of RotK, he had to leave for the Undying Lands.

    • @ethanbarclay5750
      @ethanbarclay5750 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      +KingOfShadows1500 NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

    • @KingOfShadows1500
      @KingOfShadows1500 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ethan Barclay It's spelled ''nerd'' (did you see what I did there?).

    • @lunaangeleclipse9745
      @lunaangeleclipse9745 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +KingOfShadows1500 Are you making a joke, or are you completely and utterly serious?

    • @lunaangeleclipse9745
      @lunaangeleclipse9745 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +KingOfShadows1500 Are you making a joke, or are you completely and utterly serious?

    • @KingOfShadows1500
      @KingOfShadows1500 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Luna AngelEclipse It's not a joke; go read Tolkien's mythology for yourself! You can also find plenty of helpful articles on the LotR Wiki.

  • @JasonnnHD
    @JasonnnHD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    I don't know why people dislike these movies, they are perfect in my opinion. Also the scene where Boromir dies is like the saddest thing

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Very well made but certainly not perfect.
      I want to remind you of douchy Faramir and the cleaning agent Ghost Army...

    • @Mitcheeta
      @Mitcheeta 10 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      People don't hate these movies lol. It's one of the most beloved trilogy ever made.

    • @champdude17
      @champdude17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      People don't like it when they are called flawless, because they aren't.

    • @dion789
      @dion789 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I absolutely love these movies, and the original story. But I do recognize flaws in it. Some people feel completely insulted at the idea that the story has flaws, but I don't see why flaws or plot holes are something to be ashamed of and to be denied, it doesn't make the story any less awesome.

    • @TrueIronMaidenFan
      @TrueIronMaidenFan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why do people hate this movie? LOL! These are some of the most popular movies of all time! People watch them everywhere and frequently, more so then probably any other series of movies ever.

  • @baker6444
    @baker6444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I died at Sam

    • @Quaronna
      @Quaronna 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Baker Fox SAME

  • @roy5815
    @roy5815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love how he criticized the different endings and did them himself 😂😂😂

  • @HarleyCampbell79
    @HarleyCampbell79 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The new voiceover guy blows the other guy away. I cant even listen to the other guy after hearing this guy...The sarcasm is perfect

  • @Fearoq
    @Fearoq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    FOUND THE CHANGE OF EPIC VOICE!!

    • @davidgt1075
      @davidgt1075 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Kai Yahya. Me too!! XD

    • @GameMaster-cj3fj
      @GameMaster-cj3fj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yay,I was looking for to,didn't know you were searching for it to

    • @thegoombrat8198
      @thegoombrat8198 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AND ME!!! And realised the reason why they changed in the first place...

    • @tanmayyadav7798
      @tanmayyadav7798 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah the last is man on national duty. Dont know what it is really

    • @jessehammer4440
      @jessehammer4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tanmayyadav7798 , He's on "national duty" *hating himself* for being White. Hence that STUPID RACIST line about the cast's being "too white".

  • @SuperSaverPlaysSPG
    @SuperSaverPlaysSPG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Lindsay Lohan! LMAO!!!!!!!!

    • @Thecatnipproject
      @Thecatnipproject 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that's what happens when you do drugs kids

    • @shadowwatcher3957
      @shadowwatcher3957 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too!

    • @AlbaRecoil
      @AlbaRecoil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha brutal but so is she nowadays 👽

    • @roswynn5484
      @roswynn5484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sonny Zheng everytime there's a monstrous gaunt creature in a movie/game he always calls them Lindsay Lohan ;)

    • @Ladykyra101
      @Ladykyra101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aw...not nice. LOL! 😂...Ahem, sry...not nice 😯

  • @mariam-ft9sx
    @mariam-ft9sx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “New Zealand tourism commercial” omg accurate af

  • @heavyduty96
    @heavyduty96 10 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Homeless Magneto...fucking died lol

    • @XDR3W666
      @XDR3W666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Haha i know right how bout Lindsay Lohan lol.. Poor precious lol..

    • @cesarcc13
      @cesarcc13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The "Starring" always kills me haha

    • @VideoQuestEx
      @VideoQuestEx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cesar Castro
      I was also laughing so hard at the "Starring" segment, when he read out the names, LOL!

    • @cannonbod581
      @cannonbod581 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha, it was Gwyneth Paltrow that killed me :D

    • @naarz870
      @naarz870 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      /agree

  • @thaincrediblemaier
    @thaincrediblemaier 9 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    One does not simply make fun of Lord of the Rings!

    • @krazycream2505
      @krazycream2505 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @2b-coeur
      @2b-coeur 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      bad hair .day There are fans of it that do not sleep. (How that makes sense, I don't know...)

    • @artygunnar
      @artygunnar 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Erulasse Aranel of Ravenclaw what sorcery is this?

    • @2b-coeur
      @2b-coeur 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arthur Yagami Um... Because, uh... Oh! Oh! They sleep, but they always dream about Middle-Earth, and, uh, and if anyone simply makes fun of Lord of the Rings they can feel it. Yeah. In their sleep. And they'll, uh, teleport (WHY IS THAT WORD RED UNDERLINED???) to whoever did it and, um, defend Lord of the Rings. Yeah, totally plausible XD

    • @maddiesmiles8069
      @maddiesmiles8069 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      bad hair .day Lord of the Rings is a children's book and would have been better without the elves or hobbits or anyone other than Gandlaf, Gollum and the dragon (I forget his name). - There I just did!

  • @HippoPig21_is_awesome
    @HippoPig21_is_awesome 10 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Nerd Bibles...so true. So true. (In a good way.)

  • @ebruphiyor9477
    @ebruphiyor9477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    It's official, I'm only going to watch honest trailers of movies I hate , I can't handle my favourite movies being ruined

    • @aragornsonofarathorn2170
      @aragornsonofarathorn2170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @flammyyyyy
      @flammyyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A little amused but a lot offended, I feel that

    • @jessehammer4440
      @jessehammer4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ebruphiyor -- Clearly the "honest" videomaker *does hate* the LOTR films. He just doesn't *admit it* in the video (because he's "honest" or something).

    • @chrismac1507
      @chrismac1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jessehammer4440 when did he say he hated them

    • @4137Swords
      @4137Swords 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's okay to like something that others don't like.

  • @Amazinghomeideas
    @Amazinghomeideas 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "On an 11 hour NewZealand tourism commercial", lolll, I cracked my ribs so hard. But seriously, that movie was 11 hours from part 1-3.

  • @Marcoplo
    @Marcoplo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    Gwyneth Paltrow and Lindsay Lohan. haHAHAHHA hahaha h

    • @reneishadrummond1826
      @reneishadrummond1826 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Marco Plo homeless magneto

    • @profchaos79
      @profchaos79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lindsay Lohan is still my favorite "Starring…" of all time :)

    • @FamilyHistoriandude
      @FamilyHistoriandude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I personally think Cate Blanchett's character, the lady of Galadriel, looks like Gwyneth Paltrow.

    • @shacktime
      @shacktime 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marco Plo BRUTAL. How has Lohan managed not to commit suicide by now after all the hate she’s received?

  • @BlinkinFirefly
    @BlinkinFirefly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Wow I never realized how Lindsay Lohan plays so many villainous creatures from so many movies

  • @alexanderdumas123
    @alexanderdumas123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    'On an 11 hour New Zealand commercial'. If you get the extended editions, it's about 15 hours.

  • @maizetheholographiccorn5641
    @maizetheholographiccorn5641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "Even when they die, they come back whiter" 😅

    • @spankster009
      @spankster009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I Can't Breath 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤗🙃

    • @jessehammer4440
      @jessehammer4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Maize, are YOU white? Then I suggest that you go peel your SKIN OFF if it's so offensive to you.

    • @c.j.thedude
      @c.j.thedude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jessehammer4440 The very definition of "thin-skinned"

  • @tomik524
    @tomik524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I'm quite the Tolkien fan and I love these films but for fuck's sake, people, THIS IS HUMOUR. It's not an actual objective critique of Tolkien's or Jackson's work. Get over your fanboyism, seriously.

  • @ellakaale
    @ellakaale 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I love the Lord of the Rings film so much. It's a shame that the Hobbit films are so mediocre

    • @teemusid
      @teemusid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I read The Hobbit before LOTR because I was told that it was necessary. I have never re-read The Hobbit, because I felt it was more of a children's story. I saw each of the LOTR movies four times in the theaters, but haven't even bothered to watch any of The Hobbit series.

    • @rtrdedn00b54
      @rtrdedn00b54 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thats because the Hobbit is actually a childrens story for Tolkiens child.

    • @dtheengineer2746
      @dtheengineer2746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sothis You hit the nail on the head! I read the book right before watching the movie, and they stretched the film out so far they spread it too thin

    • @trinity6302
      @trinity6302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love the book, but the movies really didn't serve it justice

    • @simonm.ojensen9843
      @simonm.ojensen9843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The hobbit trilogi is still great, espesely the extended cut. And The lotr is great also, i Like both the lotr is serius and has long takes. And The hobbit is fast paced and funnier :=

  • @isaacbuse6262
    @isaacbuse6262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    “Lindsay Lohan” 💀😂

  • @brianthomson5796
    @brianthomson5796 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Boromir was way overshadowed. He was basically the the best warrior-general of that time, and yet everyone forgets about him.

    • @xiomysam
      @xiomysam 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr! It would take years to get over someone's death but everyone forgets it

    • @weenniethepoop5667
      @weenniethepoop5667 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Xiomy Sam true, but faramir is in fact better than boromir but denethor is a dick to his son and cant see his skills

    • @aegystierone8505
      @aegystierone8505 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you mean the Eddard Stark look-alike? lol

    • @brianthomson5796
      @brianthomson5796 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aegys TierOne Get out.

    • @SoméDjata
      @SoméDjata 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aegys TierOne Can blame Sean Bean for being Sean Bean.

  • @rickypoon6406
    @rickypoon6406 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    A film that took so much of Peter Jackson's life, he didn't want it to end...hence the Hobbit.

  • @goldenscribe4993
    @goldenscribe4993 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The ring does nothing except turn you into a invisible crack addict
    so true XD
    I laughed so much at that

  • @dustinng3045
    @dustinng3045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Invisible crack addict" after watched all hobbit movies now i see, it makes sense

  • @avocadopit151
    @avocadopit151 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I swear Peter Jackson has hiked every square meter of NZ, I can't find most of these places, and I've been living here for ages

  • @calebeells3414
    @calebeells3414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The names are not that hard to remember

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe he should have pointed out how stupid they all sound instead

    • @lars38010
      @lars38010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If you dont like Fantasy movies. All names wil sound shit to you.

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ASDRION TM They sound shit to everyone, you just accept it when you are a fantasy fan

    • @lars38010
      @lars38010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cuzjudd Never. I wil not accept it. I like fantasy names.

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ASDRION TM Well quite a few are cool like Legolas and Gandalf for example. But some do sound quite stupid

  • @deadpwner99
    @deadpwner99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    i actually was holding my pee in while watching this

    • @mordiveer5957
      @mordiveer5957 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Deadpwner99 , The undead master same O_o

    • @deadpwner99
      @deadpwner99 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      StudioInkblot
      :D
      yeah but i just wanted to watch it without pausing

    • @mordiveer5957
      @mordiveer5957 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      some people cant see the meaning of what people say, you need to say things in a boring straight forward manner for them.

    • @deadpwner99
      @deadpwner99 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      are you taling about me?

    • @mordiveer5957
      @mordiveer5957 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      nopes

  • @tweezyfbaby503
    @tweezyfbaby503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Bro said "when they die they come back whiter" im rolling.. Thank you for ya support but you kno black ppl dont live in middle earth playa!!
    We'll sit this one out

    • @jessehammer4440
      @jessehammer4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeh-- The narrator's *self/hating RACISM* is real funny, mm? I'd be asking why the *narrator isn't* a person of color". Did you notice that hypocrisy?

    • @rotem-shmueli
      @rotem-shmueli 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically, Lurtz, (the one that killed Boromir) was black

    • @BansheeKing22
      @BansheeKing22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jessehammer4440 dude you have serious issues. The narrator made a joke. Stop acting like some offended little douche. All you've done in this comment section is cry and moan like a little baby. Get a life.

  • @Serryy
    @Serryy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I really like the actor called "Game of Thrones Reference" :3

    • @vicount3944
      @vicount3944 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Serry One does not simply not know Sean Bean name.

    • @Serryy
      @Serryy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This actor looks like him, but this is "Game of Thrones Reference".
      Didnt you watch the credits at the end of this film?

    • @vicount3944
      @vicount3944 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Serry FRODO IM SORRY !

    • @damoraggmode9047
      @damoraggmode9047 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Serry tbh Ned Stark is the Boromir reference seeing as these films were out a decade before games of thrones tv series was even in development

    • @Serryy
      @Serryy 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, a honest trailer is always honest and wouldnt lie.
      eZ

  • @oo4758
    @oo4758 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Broke back Mount Doom"
    lol!!!!

  • @OsamaBinLooney
    @OsamaBinLooney 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    an adventure where every main character faces constant mortal danger.....but only Sean Bean dies.....yeah.....didn't see that one coming LOL that got me

  • @nelsonmartins8995
    @nelsonmartins8995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Mann thats funny
    "Fantasy boy band " ahahah😂😂
    Thats a solid joke

  • @UristMcBored
    @UristMcBored 10 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    LOL "lindsay lohan" i lost my shit

    • @yutaoc
      @yutaoc 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get why that's funny. Please explain

    • @cuchulain55
      @cuchulain55 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      which one was Lindsey lohan?

    • @zainpeterson6723
      @zainpeterson6723 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darcel Schwind Gollum/Smeagol

    • @richardpartrestal8664
      @richardpartrestal8664 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darcel Schwind
      shoot me in the face now why dont you?

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Gandalf's death but not really death scene is still KIND of a sacrifice . . .I mean, he didn't know he would survive that so . . .

    • @DRiungi
      @DRiungi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No, but Jesus did! Muahahaha!

    • @TomboTime
      @TomboTime 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Daniel Muriungi oh great, let's open up THAT can of worms! Super! Great! I can't wait for my feed to be spammed by textbook length religious comments!

    • @samborigami382
      @samborigami382 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TomboTime Uh, that wasn't a text book, that was two short sentences.

    • @TomboTime
      @TomboTime 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      SamBorigami that comment wasn't what i was referring to. I was referring to religious and non religious pissed off people alike to react to it with textbook length comments

    • @D4l4m4r
      @D4l4m4r 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well. Technically, Gandalf is a Maiar and one of the most powerful beings in middle earth aside from Sauron, so i think its highly unlikely he would die against a mere Balrog.

  • @eduardogabriel1999
    @eduardogabriel1999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Brokeback Mountain and The Lord of the Rings both have the same plot: they're about two guys who go up a mountain to burn the ring

  • @ryadinstormblessed8308
    @ryadinstormblessed8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That first few sentences were freaking hilarious! "When an evil vagin-eye awakens!"... and "destroy its jewelry!"

  • @PRchris13
    @PRchris13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:07
    that only turn you into a invisible crack addict
    XD that just made me laugh so good

  • @ellakaale
    @ellakaale 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Brokeback Mountdoom LMAO

  • @ameliafrances3896
    @ameliafrances3896 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Even when they die, they just come back whiter." XD
    Technically Gandalf did sacrifice himself-- it's just that wizards are Maiar, which is kind of like minor gods or angels. They were sent by the major gods (the Valar) to give advice to the people of Middle-Earth so they could defeat Sauron. They look like old men because the Valar thought that the proud leaders of Middle-Earth would be more OK with taking advice from a decrepit and non-threatening old man than from someone who looked glorious and in their prime, whom they might suspect of trying to supplant them.
    It was also to limit their capabilities and stop them from getting too proud themselves-- just look at Sauron if you need an example of what happens when a Maia thinks they can do all that proper god stuff. (The Valar didn't stop Sauron themselves because after all the damage caused by Morgoth-- a rogue Vala who caused a whole heap of havoc way back when-- they developed a sort of non-intervention policy which keeps them from personally interfering with the events of Middle-Earth.)
    Ilúvatar, the Creator, brought Gandalf back because he's not actually a living fleshly being, he's the earthly incarnation of a divine spirit. He thought he was going to at least be sent back to Valinor (where his master Manwë lives), where he'd never see Middle-Earth again. It also helps if you know that death is not really an absolute in Arda. Beren and Luthien got sent back from the dead too, way back in the First Era, and they were actually fleshly beings. Dead people's souls go to Valinor to await the end of creation, where they will join the ranks of the gods and angels and join in with the final song (music is pretty important in Tolkien's world; the whole universe was created with a song that all the gods sang).
    So it does seem like a horrible plot hole ("I still had stuff on my to-do list, so God sent me back!") until you know the lore and have read the Silmarillion/Unfinished Tales/Lost Tales/Wikipedia.

  • @sehbaanabbasi
    @sehbaanabbasi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i love how he tells a true CHILDHOOD LEGENND in a way full of CHILDISH HUMOR

  • @MrNateGate
    @MrNateGate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    *What are you talking about there are plenty of non-white, diverse characters in LOTR! A few hundred thousand of them...*

    • @Laura-ck2hh
      @Laura-ck2hh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Orcs...

    • @timtams629
      @timtams629 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Trees

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Haradrim.

    • @tulipalll
      @tulipalll 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That gnarly dude on the elephants head was not at all european... I don't think..
      And anyway, orcs are almost never white.. so.. that's something I guess

    • @sophiatalksmusic3588
      @sophiatalksmusic3588 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MrNateGate I always pictured Túrin as black for whatever reason...

  • @ricksanchez6140
    @ricksanchez6140 8 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Lindsy Lohan ahahaahahahahah i'm crying

    • @AlexFrikilandia
      @AlexFrikilandia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rick Sanchez i died laughing too with that one

    • @Chobed
      @Chobed 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too!!! hahahahhahahahaha

  • @SonOfHanni
    @SonOfHanni 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Brokeback Mount Doom, God damnit.

  • @luismaldonado1041
    @luismaldonado1041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I am a Linguist... I remember every name (including those from the books).

    • @jessehammer4440
      @jessehammer4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm *not* a linguist (nor a cult/fan of the films) and yet I also remember the names. Besides, I think the ("honestly") *incoherent* videomaker used the wrong word-- He probably meant to say "names which nobody can *pronounce*" (which still shows that the TH-camr doesn't know jackschitt about the books).

  • @brittdenhollander5157
    @brittdenhollander5157 8 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Fanatasy boyband😂😂😂😂

  • @Farscryer0
    @Farscryer0 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:40 "...the One Ring...which does NOTHING except for turn you into an *invisible crack addict*."
    Think about how cool that that premise would be for a movie.

  • @largel16
    @largel16 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I fucking lost it at the Sean Bean thing. He really does fucking die a lot.

  • @CygnusTheSilly
    @CygnusTheSilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One narrator to rule them all one narrator to find them one narrator to bring them all and in the silence bind them

  • @Cloverlord444
    @Cloverlord444 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "the one ring to rule them all...
    which does nothing except turn you into an invisible crack addict."
    XD I lost it...

  • @AVoraciousReader
    @AVoraciousReader 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Love the numerous Sean Bean deaths! LOL

    • @iSpoota
      @iSpoota 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      one does not simply, watch Sean Bean survive to the end of the movie...

    • @Medjayon
      @Medjayon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like him though, He is a really good actor, So sad that he never survives to the end of the movie, No actually, he survived in a movie that I shall not name for the sake of not spoiling it to you.

    • @ishfmarden
      @ishfmarden 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EgyptianGoodGamer if i were a famous director or something i would have sean bean be the main role in a movie i made to survive the while way through to die at the very last second. maybe even an during credits scene (like marvel)

    • @xxDEAGORxx
      @xxDEAGORxx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zangetsu422
      wait he sounds like kenny

    • @Karatemastert
      @Karatemastert 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      xxDEAGORxx Oh my God! They killed Sean Bean! You Bastards!

  • @MrWhangdoodles
    @MrWhangdoodles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    One thing that really bothered me with the LOTR series is that they didn't really explain the Ring's powers. You can be a god with it. Literally a god but you need to have a strong will to use it and it will corrupt you, well unless you are a god like Bombadil, who was cut out of Fellowship.

    • @joynalahmed6514
      @joynalahmed6514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the rings power is related to how powerful you are thats why when people like frodo put the ring on it only turns them invisible however its stated that if you were really powerful like gandalf then the ring would give you power greater than saurons, but the ring is evil and it would turn you evil too, which is why all the good powerful guys like galadriel and gandalf dont touch the ring and rejected becoming ringbearers because they know that in the end they will become a dark lord themselves

    • @charlesboyce651
      @charlesboyce651 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think Tom Bombadil was a god...

    • @MrWhangdoodles
      @MrWhangdoodles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Salil Ahmed No, the ring gives you power if you have will to wield it. The idea is that the ring is a source of absolute power and since absolute power corrupts absolutely it is a foregone conclusion if it's evil because it causes evil but at its core it isn't evil. The power it gives only manifests as evil because people use it eventually for their own personal gains.

    • @MrWhangdoodles
      @MrWhangdoodles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charles Boyce He might as well have been. If somebody isn't tempted by the ring they have as much power as the ring and since the ring gave god like power you might as well be a godling.

    • @charlesboyce651
      @charlesboyce651 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joonha Shcal
      But the entire lore of Tolkien is taken from Catholic apocrypha, there is only one God who created the song and everything within it are just aspects of him playing out the melodies, chords, and the discord. Tom Bombadil just wasn't affected by the ring because he had no lust for power or domination.

  • @haze4828
    @haze4828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The start of an epic voice chapter.