The real disturbing thing is that Fred and George had marauders map all these years but they never noticed that a man named Peter pettigrew sleeps near their brother everyday.
@@artimuos903 Correct me if I'm wrong, this might just be a book thing, but I'm pretty sure they told harry in the movie that dumbledore regularly paced around his office. It might just be a book thing though. Also in the books, Harry doesn't see pettigrew on the map.
I've seen a theory around with supporting evidence from the books that only the marauders could see each other on the map, in the book Harry never saw Peter Pettigrew on the map so the films got that wrong. Lupin did and he was marauder and it makes sense that nobody could see them on it in case someone found the map and therefore no one could use it to find them.
The one where the seemingly innocent teacher is evil The one where the flamboyant teacher is (kinda) evil The one where the seemingly nice teacher is really a nice guy (who'd have known?) The one where the seemingly good teacher is good but is actually evil The one where the evil teacher is evil The one where the seemingly between good and evil is evil The one with no teachers The one where the evil teacher is good all along and makes everyone cry.
Nah. Yeah, Remus Lupin was nice but then again, he was also criminally negligent when he forgot to take his wolfsbane potion and let himself turn into a werewolf in the presence of schoolchildren.
this is what i always thought, like learning latin would make a wizard so stupidly powerful cause they could easily craft new spells as the moment calls for it, cause its not like new spells are impossible to make, i mean Herominy made a spell for Harry in like two nights during the goblet of fire in antisipatian for the maze ("point me" points the wand northward) but then again that wasnt in latin soo...
you obviously havent read the books. superior in every way? Lets see, she is smarter, the only thing i could think of. Hot? The only time in the books she could be considered hot is ib the yule ball. Go read the books.
Did Gred and Forge have the Marauder's Map in the first two movies? Cause if so....They saw that Ron was sleeping with someone named Peter every night and never thought anything of it...
Janna Lionheart Wait, if they couldn't see him in his animagus form on the map, then how come Harry could see him on the map when he was walking around at night?
So they never coincidentally saw Ron's name? or committed mischief in the boys dorm, or glanced at the boy's dorm while looking at the map? If you're looking a a road map, you aren't going to ONLY see the road you're looking for, unless you already know where the road is, and if that's the case, why are you looking at a map?
I’ve never understood why in the the first two movies, Professor Flitwick is old and bald with long, white hair and a beard, then in the third one, he’s suddenly younger with a full head of black hair, glasses, and a mustache.
The Actual Featuring: 1. The one that started it all 2. The one that everyone hates 3. The one that everyone loves 4. The one in which nobody got a haircut 5. The one with the most hated villain of all times 6. The one with raging hormons 7. The one that you can skip 8. The only one that got over 8 rating on IMDB
@@liberpolo5540 they just literally took away most of his explanation of the wizarding world AND his bravery and gave that to other characters. mostly hermione. the director of the first movie even admitted that, because he just liked hermione better.
Nope, totally wrong -- the voice sounds weird because that's the voice for the actual Harry Potter trailers. They say so in the blurb under the video. They even provided a link to prove it.
“And when child endangerment is totally no big deal!” “ seriously how have they not shut down this school yet?” “Why are all the bullies in one house -and why don’t they just expel them?” These are all statements that accurately describe hogworts 😂👌🏻
Harry Potter was born in 1980 so during the entire time the films takes place which is from 1991 to 1998, there wasn't a lot of cellphones. I mean it was invented for sure, but it wasn't that popular and common for a teen to have one. specially since they are fukin wizards so they can communicate in other ways and because magic blocks the technology of muggles.
Kazi Oishi yeah when they thought Draco talked to that journalist in his hand and someone suggested a walkietalkie, but that wasn't possible with al the magic in the air
I renamed all of them: Harry Potter and the Magical Rock Harry Potter and SOMEONE CALL A PLUMBER THERE'S A HUGE SNAKE IN THE PIPES! Harry Potter and the Rat who Ratted Harry Potter and the Year Without Haircuts--or and the Safety-Code Violation Contest Harry Potter and the Evil Cat Lady Harry Potter and the Secondhand Textbook Harry Potter and....Everyone Dies! (parts one and two)
+supergailey1 and Warwick Davis Seriously...I wonder how much the dude got paid....he played literally every Goblin in the series, plus a few other short people.
What could Lucius have done? It was Barty Jr. in the first place - not actually Moody and they were both working for Voldemort. What's Lucius going to do? Whine to the noseless snake? I'm pretty sure Lucius knew it was Barty and that they needed him to trick Harry for the ritual. If Lucius did know he couldn't and wouldn't do shit about it without facing his lord's wrath.
OMG why are you guys even arguing over this the guy who originally posted this was makeing a simple joke! God people are getting offended or whatever way too easily!
If you expel the Slytherins they will go(or be forced by their parents) to Beauxbatons or more likely Durmstrang.. The Dark Lord recruits way more people there.. Plus not all Slytherins are bad people (Regulus Black, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Slughorn, Narcissa Black/Malfoy) And I have this weird suspicion that Madam Pomfrey, the Healer of Hogwarts, is a Slytherin too.
I skipped it, watched part II in the cinema then watched part I on TV years later... well I wanted to see Voldemort flying like it said in the book 😂😂😂😂
I have never seen the Deathly Hallows before but I saw a clip of that in a video about the life of Hermione (I was educating myself on Harry Potter because I felt left out) and I am now scarred for life....😅
@@bennyton2560 Borders was an American bookstore chain (also sold movies and music) that had big midnight HP parties when each book was released. Sadly, they went bankrupt and closed all their stores in... 2012, I think? So the joke is that HP could only keep them open for so long.
when i watched it i remember hating it alot, specially what they did with quiditch part of the books and the ending being harry flying and freeze framing with the firebolt which only arrives at the END OF THE SCHOOl YEAR. And I just found this on tv tropes Broken Base: Half the fanbase considers this one of the best (if not the best) Harry Potter film in the franchise, or at least when the Harry Potter films started getting good. The other half considers this movie to be one of the worst (if not the worst) Harry Potter film in the franchise. The film was mostly better received by critics than the first two, although it was the first HP film not to get four stars from Roger Ebert. Also, this is J.K. Rowling's favorite film. Internet Backdraft: Best movie in the series? Worst movie in the series? Middlingest movie in the series? Whatever your opinion, a huge chunk of the fandom will loathe you for it.
Well it was the only good thing that ever came from a terrible series of overrated books (my opinion) purely because Alfonso Cuarón knew how to direct a film and create an actual atmosphere which is what almost every movie in recent years has lacked, it's as if somewhere along the line directors just forgot atmosphere was even a thing
because the map doesn't show Animagus unless you know about it. So they can see Professor McGonagall for example because they know she can transform into a cat but they can't see Peter.
I'm sure they weren't looking for where Ron was every night. It's the twins. Why would they be looking at the map to see where Ron was and keep tabs on him? Do they care: No. Is that what they used the map for: No. There are a lot of people at Hogwarts and the only ones Fred and George were concerned about were the ones that would catch them sneaking around Hogwarts doing stuff they weren't supposed to. They would be looking for where Filch was for example.
The thing is, when you have eight perfect films, by default, one of them has to be not as perfect as the rest. If I were to list each movie from best to worst, Chamber of Secrets would probably be pretty low, only because one of them has to take the spot.
Iam Cleaver yeah, it was like it just existed to satisfy Rowling's OCD of having an even number of house colors. Who was from Hufflepuff? I think Cedric but I'm not sure
The castings were the best xD "Luke Skypotter" "Your first erection" "Harry Old Man" "Forest Whitaker" "Hodor" "Michael Jackson "Lindsay Lohan" "Vladimir Putin" "Gandalf The Gay" And last but not least, "Warwick Davis"
+mariaarakal I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks so. In the books, he was the one that said that Sirius would have to kill him before he could kill Harry. This was while standing on a broken leg!
+mariaarakal book dobby vvas better too in the book they fleshed him out alot more in book vvhen he dies im like "OMFG NO NOT DOBBY VVHYYYYYYYY" in the movie im like "oh no the cute cgi thing that apeared in a single movie died..."
The One Starring 5 year olds The One where they were fucked without Hermione The One with the man that slept with Ron The one nobody got a haircut in The One with Radish earrings The one where Dumbledore gets murked The ones that didn't need to be two movies
Purple Artist True, but the seeker has to do that by accident if he is to make his team lose, and even then, the other side has to be leading by more than 150 points before it matters.
***** Exactly. And given how much you get for scoring other than the snitch the other team would essentially have to just be snoozing for a good part of the game for one side to get more than 150 points ahead.
***** it actually makes sense if you take note that the snitch is ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to catch. it takes a really good seeker to catch a snitch. harry just makes it look easy. catching the snitch is also the only way to end the game. if i remember it right, a game lasted for three days straight coz no one can catch the snitch.
"makes sense if you take note that the snitch is ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to catch" That isn't the point though. The point is that defining the game that way pretty much makes everything else going on on the field irrelevant. It doesn't matter how many goals they score by getting the other balls through those hoops because the entire game comes down to who catches the snitch. Really if it was realistic everyone would stop even trying to score goals and just concentrate on helping the seeker get the snitch as much as possible. Then again, I'm probably just over analyzing it given its a kids book about a made up game of people flying around on brooms and I was in my 40's when I first started reading the books :)
The biggest problem is that the movies at least, seem to really go out of their way to show all Slytherins as evil, or at least just jerks. Though honestly the books weren't THAT much better in that regard, but at least a little better.
Dude, Hogwarts should be shut down anyway. They don't even teach basic mathematics. Hokey nonsense isn't gonna do you a whole lot of good when YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE ECONOMY!
Although tje killing of the basilisk was BS, how did fawkes rip of the eyes without diying? And don't tell me the books, because it doesn't says there either.
Tomas Bedoya Are you saying that a phoenix wouldn't be able to fly above a basilisk's mouth and scratch it's giant eyes given the fact that the majority of eyes are in the same place?
the school is so big that you wouldn't be able to see it all at once on the map. They used the map for mischief and pranks and probably never bothered to look at Harry and Ron's dormitory so they never saw peter
Book-Reader 4Life okay, so when the Marauders are on the map in animagi from, they can not be spotted. Why do you think this feature is? Because if there was ever a time it got into the wrong hands, the Marauders wouldn’t be questioned why they were called these weird names in their animgi form. Therefore, not even Fred and Gorge would be able to see. (Disclaimer: I got this off a video, so watch the video because I know the loop hole. I forget how they did it but the explained it very well with no loop holes.
+Claire Pike Welp Harry found Peter Pettigrew on the map when he went looking for him in The Prisoner of Azkaban, and found him on the map and when Peter came up close. Harry couldn't see him because he was in his animagus form. So the map can spot animagus. It only can't see the Room of Requirement.
there is another theory that only someone who is a marauder or is the child of a marauder can see other marauders on the map. However, someone who is a child of a marauder can still be seen by any one else. Hence why Ron could see harry on the map, but Fred and George couldn't see peter.
32276j monkey 1. Another "quality" that Slytherins need to posses is pure blood (or at least one magic parent as you see in the cases of Snape and Voldemort) 2. The children may be expelled from school, since parents were allowed to make home schooling 3. If you don't fit in any house you get to Hufflepuff
32276j monkey That's how I understood it from the books: Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those Whose ancestry's purest." Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose Intelligence is surest." Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those With brave deeds to their name." Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot And treat them just the same."
32276j monkey As Dumbledore said, the decision defines who you are. Harry should have been sorted into Slytheryn, but he chose Gryffindor. It could be that Snape chose Slytherin, since he wanted to be one of them, but his experiences changed him.
1:22 “seriously, how have they not shut down this school yet?” 2020 here. All that child endangerment, some of which have resulted in death, and the one thing that FINALLY closes Hogwarts is... ...a virus outbreak.
The real disturbing thing is that Fred and George had marauders map all these years but they never noticed that a man named Peter pettigrew sleeps near their brother everyday.
That is a good point!
Because they used it to find the secret passages and teachers and Filch patrolling areas not for spying on everyone.
Yeah that is a thing that you never look for the enemy in your backyard. But they had it for 5 years. That's quite some time.
@@artimuos903 Correct me if I'm wrong, this might just be a book thing, but I'm pretty sure they told harry in the movie that dumbledore regularly paced around his office. It might just be a book thing though. Also in the books, Harry doesn't see pettigrew on the map.
I've seen a theory around with supporting evidence from the books that only the marauders could see each other on the map, in the book Harry never saw Peter Pettigrew on the map so the films got that wrong. Lupin did and he was marauder and it makes sense that nobody could see them on it in case someone found the map and therefore no one could use it to find them.
This actually makes me want to do a marathon on the series again.
Same
Lol. Just did mine. Finished in just one day, all the eight parts. Loved it
+Reika Uchiha I am reading the books right now. I don't know what to do with my life once I'm finished.
So true , even if I watched this trailer before watching the movies , I'd still go and watch them .
+Reika Uchiha same
"And isn't it disturbing that this rat on Ron's crotch is *actually* a grown man"
I thought this too
Also the fact that ron lets scabbers to sleep with him
not as disturbing as the fact it lived with four teenage boys before
😂😂😂😂 I died when he said that
OMG I just realized how creepy that is 😱 imagine if you're family pet just magically turned into a creepy old man!
Uf, bleh!
I was literally crying when he captioned Voldemort as Michael Jackson 😂😂
It’s the way he said it, that always gets me 🤣🤣💀💀 I can see michael Jackson playing him tho 😂😂
Crybaby or should i say cry croc
The Lindsey Lohan one!!!
Deffo Profesor Hans Gruber :-)
harry!
The one where the seemingly innocent teacher is evil
The one where the flamboyant teacher is (kinda) evil
The one where the seemingly nice teacher is really a nice guy (who'd have known?)
The one where the seemingly good teacher is good but is actually evil
The one where the evil teacher is evil
The one where the seemingly between good and evil is evil
The one with no teachers
The one where the evil teacher is good all along and makes everyone cry.
Nah. Yeah, Remus Lupin was nice but then again, he was also criminally negligent when he forgot to take his wolfsbane potion and let himself turn into a werewolf in the presence of schoolchildren.
Réka Hegedűs a mistake. I still like him.
For the 5th one: the one we want tbe teacher dead more than lord voldemort himself. 😂
Love it!
Slughorn wasn't that bad
The real question is: why didn't they study Latin if EVERY spell is a latin word?!?
Except for ✨Eat Slugs✨
Some spells are Greek and some are Old English inspired, but yes, this is a very good point lol
this is what i always thought, like learning latin would make a wizard so stupidly powerful cause they could easily craft new spells as the moment calls for it, cause its not like new spells are impossible to make, i mean Herominy made a spell for Harry in like two nights during the goblet of fire in antisipatian for the maze ("point me" points the wand northward) but then again that wasnt in latin soo...
What about spells in countries with languages unrelated to Latin? China, Japan, India . . .
@@user-Xx0xxxxx That wasn't her own creation (at least not in the books). She got it from the libary
@@acleamofhope according to the official wiki she created it herself
"-British thespians, yelling nonsense."
"Rebeus Hagrid."
XDDD
lol he said thespian? i thought for sure he said lesbian
British and Irish thespian to be exact
@@harel251 I understood lesbians too :'D
"superior in every way hot lady friend"
accurate
@@chrismarrello3546 HA!
Until she went batshiz crazy with feminism.
you obviously havent read the books. superior in every way? Lets see, she is smarter, the only thing i could think of. Hot? The only time in the books she could be considered hot is ib the yule ball. Go read the books.
@@drewsmith4452 Hermione isnt like that, thats Emma, but she is just wanting fairness, thats not wrong
Hermione in books: nerdy, kinda annoying, has bushy hair and large front teeth
Did Gred and Forge have the Marauder's Map in the first two movies? Cause if so....They saw that Ron was sleeping with someone named Peter every night and never thought anything of it...
I thought that was weird too. Heh, Gred and Foerge.
+Caleb Peace
OH MY GAWD! X'D
+Caleb Peace oh my gosh................. HAHAHA
Janna Lionheart Wait, if they couldn't see him in his animagus form on the map, then how come Harry could see him on the map when he was walking around at night?
So they never coincidentally saw Ron's name? or committed mischief in the boys dorm, or glanced at the boy's dorm while looking at the map? If you're looking a a road map, you aren't going to ONLY see the road you're looking for, unless you already know where the road is, and if that's the case, why are you looking at a map?
A huge man breaks into your house, treatens your uncle with an umbrella, and claims that you're a wizard.
*Harry:* Seems Legit..
shut up and take my tuition fee
+MC Cooper AGREED
A woman you just met tells you to run straight into a brick wall
Harry: Seems legit
Turn to page 63 to call the police.
Turn to page 126 to most likely be molested.
this is why harry was not in ravenclaw
Where one of the teachers
Dead
Lost his memory
Resigned
Trapped in a trunk
Kidnapped by centaurs
And
Killed for a piece of stick
Lol...😂😂😂
Lmao😂😂👏🏻
Year 6, the only year they didnt really lose a defence against the dark arts teacher
*ran away because he killed Dumbledore
*got wrecked by McGonagall (Carrows)
And its totally ok to almost lose your life
I would say the Half Blood Prince is the one with the raging hormones.
yes I couldn't watch it in front of my parents
Totally...
Considering in the books hormones actually talk and rage within Harry for Ginny, yeah
Lol is it bad that HBP is my favorite probably for that reason?
The one where harry almost kills a man
I’ve never understood why in the the first two movies, Professor Flitwick is old and bald with long, white hair and a beard, then in the third one, he’s suddenly younger with a full head of black hair, glasses, and a mustache.
Magic.
Because Rowling didn't like the look.
A wizard did it.
Dude wtf all these years I thought this younger man was a choir teacher 😭😭😭 I'm so dumb
I thought he was a different character 😂😂
"TEN years, EIGHT films, FOUR directors, and TWO Dumbledores." lmao
"The Goblet of Fire" should have been "The one nobody got a haircut"
Haha. So true.
Lmao win
Yes!!!
harrys hair looked amazing in that movie though.
Geert Knol Yeah no
The Actual Featuring:
1. The one that started it all
2. The one that everyone hates
3. The one that everyone loves
4. The one in which nobody got a haircut
5. The one with the most hated villain of all times
6. The one with raging hormons
7. The one that you can skip
8. The only one that got over 8 rating on IMDB
Why everyone hate the second one? I didn't get it😂 confused because that's my favorite:v
@@drose91 I've read all the books and watched all the movies several times, and they are different indeed, but not less good, just different
@@meeraei yes second its great lol i only watch the first 4 until now i watch one by one and the bests until now are probably
3,4,2,1
The order not the bests
@@meeraei update my order is 3,4,2,6,7,1,5 i only dont watch the 7 part 2 but i gonna watch this weekend
No trust me, the seventh movie made adults cry like babies to. DOBBY I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU
Here lies Dobby a free elf 😭
Same with the eighth, and the fifth and the sixth.
@@shirubionicle eight??????
@@saladcatroblox6353 Deathly hallows part 2
I didn't cry in any part but this whole series was a emotional roller coaster for me.
They grew up a lot.
Edit : minus the second part tho
The fourth one is ACTUALLY named "the year where nobody got hair cuts" now that's just common sense
That annoyed the absolute hell out of me
Right? They looked like dirty hippies
I wouldn't go that far, but it was annoying.
thank you!!!
The Year Hermione Got Hot?
"The one everyone hates."
This trailer is actually the first place I've heard of anyone not liking Chamber of Secrets.
zBruda whatever but most people consider it the worst,these guys aren't the only one,thats our argument
JoyStar even I heard it for the first time. it's one of my favourite too
JoyStar i know right, its one of my favourites
I was surprised as well, I quite loved CoS.
Same here! I disliked the third one more to be honest.
Only someone who has never touched the books, let alone read them, could say that Ron was totally useless.
Amanda Lopes Pontes
Just because the actor is good at funny faces doesn't mean Ron is useless! For Petes sake...
@@liberpolo5540 they just literally took away most of his explanation of the wizarding world AND his bravery and gave that to other characters. mostly hermione. the director of the first movie even admitted that, because he just liked hermione better.
Alaric Stark
That sucks balls!
Such a pity. Ron remains my fav character though.
Yeah when in trouble harry could sacrifice ron to get some more time to survive
RIGHT I WAS SO MAD WHEN THEY CALLED RON USELESS
It took me about two minutes in to realise his voice sounded weird because he’s going for an English accent.
Also, we call that a Train Station, btw.
Lumibear yeah, King's Cross is not a subway station!
Even I know that and I’m a stupid American.
Could be a subway station, you've never been there.
It took me 7 years, mate... 7 years...
Nope, totally wrong -- the voice sounds weird because that's the voice for the actual Harry Potter trailers. They say so in the blurb under the video. They even provided a link to prove it.
Ten years
Eight films
Four directors
and two Dumbledores😂😂
oh my god that killed me😂😂
😂😂
it killed one of the Dumbledores too
Still prefer Richard Harris over Micheal Gambon... but oh well.
Minerva Mcgonagall me too, Richard Harris was Brilliant, He was my 3rd cousin😞
“And when child endangerment is totally no big deal!”
“ seriously how have they not shut down this school yet?”
“Why are all the bullies in one house -and why don’t they just expel them?”
These are all statements that accurately describe hogworts
😂👌🏻
Ah yes, *Hogworts*
@@paulmarchi1393 Right next to Hagsmeat.
i cannot
"Hogwarts"
Eh, it's Europe. What'd you expect?
The Battle of Hogwarts is practically a wizarding school shooting
Lmao
Lol
but students have guns too
Of the weirder variety where the grown man and his followers return to the school later on. But yes now I see it
Yeah some salty mf shoots up the school with three generations worth of followers because of power and glorified racism.
Awww, come on... Rupert stupid face was one of the absolute highlights of those movies.
maybe that's why they want to see the movies 😂
+Eter Puralis His stupid face turned out to be pretty good acting, in my opinion
Exactly Eter Puralis!
Ikr
He's such a great actor to be able to pull off those dumb faces so realistically (I'm serious, he's awesome)
“Gandalf the Gay” lmao
is that an spoiler for fantastic beast?
@@rogerlow9107 jkr already twitted that
Roger Low no, jk tweeted it
Professor Hans gruber
Plot twist
"Gandalf the Gay" I died XD
me too
Rip in piece
Mona Elisa
And “Dumbledore the Straight” in another HT 😆
Me too 😂😂
Me too. Also Hodor.
Pissed myself at "Vladimir Putin" & "Larry King" 😂
Hagrid: Yer a wizard, Harry.
Harry: You're a hairy wizard.
Underrated comment
😂😂 Hagrid - get this man a wand !
@@drose91 nah, most of it was still there after that
should do one for each movie
i completely agree
No time for that with all of the movie coming out and all of the movies they haven't done yet.
+GTA5Player1 There's always time for Harry Potter.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Karen Cherry I agree
Snape: A Ravencalw's out of bed...
10 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
Yup
Dumbledore: Harry is breathing
50 POINTS TO GRIFFINDOR!
Lmao
You missed Starring, the word 'Brilliant' & 'Snogging'
And ‘bLOoDy HEll’
Wicked
@@l4zuzis534 thanks 😅
@@sonialee6938 sounds so right in Ron's voice.
Merlin's beard
Harry Potter was born in 1980 so during the entire time the films takes place which is from 1991 to 1998, there wasn't a lot of cellphones. I mean it was invented for sure, but it wasn't that popular and common for a teen to have one. specially since they are fukin wizards so they can communicate in other ways and because magic blocks the technology of muggles.
Also I heard that magic somehow interferes with electronics so there is another reason why they aren't very high-tech there
HubiKoshi
Yeah that was how it was explained in the books.
Kazi Oishi yeah when they thought Draco talked to that journalist in his hand and someone suggested a walkietalkie, but that wasn't possible with al the magic in the air
Feline Kooi Yeah :)
They could have at least use pens. I mean, come on, fucking feathers?
When he said "Vladimir Putin" I died
Revan Redeemed lol anyways have you seen any of the phone999 videos their entertaining i just wanna know your reaction
warrior 2000 not yet lol tag me
Revan Redeemed i'll share it on my page soon
Revan Redeemed did you find it? the 1st min seems to be teh most interesting
Revan Redeemed FuzzzyBear *1+ed* your Post!
I renamed all of them:
Harry Potter and the Magical Rock
Harry Potter and SOMEONE CALL A PLUMBER THERE'S A HUGE SNAKE IN THE PIPES!
Harry Potter and the Rat who Ratted
Harry Potter and the Year Without Haircuts--or and the Safety-Code Violation Contest
Harry Potter and the Evil Cat Lady
Harry Potter and the Secondhand Textbook
Harry Potter and....Everyone Dies! (parts one and two)
I love the evil cat lady
I have it with this motherf***ing snake, in this motherd***ing school!!!
Rat who ratted😂😂😂
Secondhand textbook🤣🤣
Comment sections are tight no I didn’t...well, except for the haircut part. Someone else did mention that before I did.
This Honest Trailer has the best 'starring' section out off all off them
Wait, everyone hates "the chamber of secrets"? I actually really liked it lol. I can't be the only one
You are not the only one. There are flying car and Gilderoy Lockhart! 😎
How could he forget Warwick Davis? This is infuriating!
I know right 8 month old comment
Aldo Haimar The injustice! Lets start a petition in protest, 4-month old comment!
@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 it's disgraceful 3 week old comment
😆
Aldo Haimar I know right 8 month old comment
Michael Jackson, Lindsay Lohan, Vladimir Putin and Larry King!! loooool I died
yes!!!
+Tony Scott and Warwick Davis
+supergailey1 and Warwick Davis
Seriously...I wonder how much the dude got paid....he played literally every Goblin in the series, plus a few other short people.
+Tony Scott Dont forget HODOR!
+Tony Scott "youre first erection"
It's been almost 10 years now, and that "pervs" joke still gets me every single time.
And anyone who watched these movies and read the books growing up know that's a bald faced lie.
R.I.P Alan Rickman, you will be missed
always
Oof professor Snape
I think you might have missed Warwick Davis.
+Eli Reid wait not to forget Warwick Davis
Was it by any chance Warwick Davis
Eli Reid was it Warwick Davis perhaps?
+Eli Reid that guy from Twilight?
Umm there was also Warwick Davis I'm a genius
People...people hate the second one? Really?
I think it's because it was just a duplicate of the original.
+SuperFry i watched somewhere that it's because it was sooo long but the second one is the shortest book in the franchise...
+Sandra Karr Second was my favorite :
+Sandra Karr yeah i mean wtf !! that was the best one actually !The third one was the worst of them all
+SuperFry WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?
When an evil, noseless freak tries to take over the world-
*OMG I FREAKING DIED XD*
I'm surprised Malfoy's father hasn't heard about this 1:15
Lol so true!
What could Lucius have done? It was Barty Jr. in the first place - not actually Moody and they were both working for Voldemort. What's Lucius going to do? Whine to the noseless snake? I'm pretty sure Lucius knew it was Barty and that they needed him to trick Harry for the ritual. If Lucius did know he couldn't and wouldn't do shit about it without facing his lord's wrath.
Defessus Noctibus It was a joke.
Kylie Lykins I know. Just stating some things.
OMG why are you guys even arguing over this the guy who originally posted this was makeing a simple joke! God people are getting offended or whatever way too easily!
"Starring" was gold
Vladimir Putin!!!
I love how after every three characters he says "Warwick Davis"
😂😂😂
What’s wrong with Chamber of Secrets? How dare you?!!! That fight scene between Harry and the Basilisk was awesome.
"And all the Slytherins can be expelled" DRACO'S FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!
If you expel the Slytherins they will go(or be forced by their parents) to Beauxbatons or more likely Durmstrang.. The Dark Lord recruits way more people there.. Plus not all Slytherins are bad people (Regulus Black, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Slughorn, Narcissa Black/Malfoy) And I have this weird suspicion that Madam Pomfrey, the Healer of Hogwarts, is a Slytherin too.
Regulus Black excuse me???
Im rotten to the core
Nightcore Vanessa I’m so offended 😂😂😂
HOGWARTS IS A SLYTHERIN?!? WHOMSTDVE?!?!?
“An evil nose-less freak”
Pretty accurate description😂
*The one you can skip*
I only skip it for my own reasons.
*shivers as flashbacks of Hermione screaming in the torture scene*
I skipped it, watched part II in the cinema then watched part I on TV years later... well I wanted to see Voldemort flying like it said in the book 😂😂😂😂
@Lucardos *This is why I skip that one*
same
I love P1
I have never seen the Deathly Hallows before but I saw a clip of that in a video about the life of Hermione (I was educating myself on Harry Potter because I felt left out) and I am now scarred for life....😅
i completely lost my shit at the starring part, one after another... How am i still alive?
The erection hermionie gave you.
Maxwell Green michael jackson hahahahahahahahahahaha
Maxwell Green vladimir putin hahahahahahaha
Maxwell Green same
micheal jackson.... i can't breathe
Ooof that Borders joke hit hard. It was my favorite store, I cried when it closed. :'(
And hey, I love CoS!
wait, explain it pls?
@@bennyton2560 Borders was an American bookstore chain (also sold movies and music) that had big midnight HP parties when each book was released. Sadly, they went bankrupt and closed all their stores in... 2012, I think?
So the joke is that HP could only keep them open for so long.
Same My favourite is also Chamber of secrets.
Michael Jackson, Vladamir Putin. Honestly had me crying lol
Lol Lindsay lohan
Wait, everyone hates "Chamber of Secrets"? Why?
I think they got it wrong. I always thought people hated prisioner of azkaban, because it was so different from the style of the previous two films.
Palpad100 It was the only film with a decent style though
when i watched it i remember hating it alot, specially what they did with quiditch part of the books and the ending being harry flying and freeze framing with the firebolt which only arrives at the END OF THE SCHOOl YEAR.
And I just found this on tv tropes
Broken Base: Half the fanbase considers this one of the best (if not the best) Harry Potter film in the franchise, or at least when the Harry Potter films started getting good. The other half considers this movie to be one of the worst (if not the worst) Harry Potter film in the franchise. The film was mostly better received by critics than the first two, although it was the first HP film not to get four stars from Roger Ebert. Also, this is J.K. Rowling's favorite film.
Internet Backdraft: Best movie in the series? Worst movie in the series? Middlingest movie in the series? Whatever your opinion, a huge chunk of the fandom will loathe you for it.
Well it was the only good thing that ever came from a terrible series of overrated books (my opinion) purely because Alfonso Cuarón knew how to direct a film and create an actual atmosphere which is what almost every movie in recent years has lacked, it's as if somewhere along the line directors just forgot atmosphere was even a thing
hallowedfool the books weren't bad, I quite loved them. Specially a prisoner of azkaban, chamber of secrets and order of phoenix.
"Gandalf the Gay" I died. 😂
That wink made it even more priceless
I lost the s**t at this, and "The one with a shovel face ".
Anish Poddar
I thought his eye twitched.
"the one with shovelface" 😂 twilight reference achieved
yASS 😂😂😂
I was scrolling through the comments looking for this XD
The "Starring" part was one of the best 😂
IK!!
No the fourth they had more than one heartthrob
Michael Jackson.. Lindsay Lohan 😂😂😂
My question: Why didn't Fred and George question Ron about the grown man sleeping with him EVERY NIGHT on the Marauder's Map?
because the map doesn't show Animagus unless you know about it. So they can see Professor McGonagall for example because they know she can transform into a cat but they can't see Peter.
I'm sure they weren't looking for where Ron was every night. It's the twins. Why would they be looking at the map to see where Ron was and keep tabs on him? Do they care: No. Is that what they used the map for: No. There are a lot of people at Hogwarts and the only ones Fred and George were concerned about were the ones that would catch them sneaking around Hogwarts doing stuff they weren't supposed to. They would be looking for where Filch was for example.
Harry didn't see him on the maps in the books...
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#team cyeborg that sounds so wrong 😂😂😂😂
Damn... You are a genius
"The one with Shovel Face" hahaha I died
and he died too :^) Spoiler
It should have been:
"The one with Sparkleboy"
He said shovelface because he always called Robert Pattinson shovelface in the twilight ones lol
2:26
"This Rat on Ron's crotch was actually a grown man!"
OH MY GOD, I never saw it that way before!
MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED!!!
"Putin is a free elf"
lmfaoooooooo this is even funnier than the line in this episode hahahahahaha!!!
Underrated
Well imagine it’s you’ve suddenly been given power over all of Russia in 2000, you’d feel free too
ROTFLMAO!!!
"Your first erection" LOL.
HBMHD ......I knew I would find this comment
it's true though. I'm part of that generation
I showed my brother that, he said "so true"
+HBMHD As always, only directed to straight male fans. Why I'm not surprised? ¬¬
The rest was hilarious
tsukigalleta You mean like the comments directed to straight female fans on how hot is Gale Hawthorne in The Hunger Games' Honest trailer? :b
i finally gave up and died when he called emma waton "your first erection"
sameeeeeee
Brooklyn martin I was searching for. this comment.
Now I can finally start scrolling back up.
It's true, isn't it? lmao
kinda right
Also starting: sexual confusion ft. Tom Felton
Brynn Vogel 😂😂
My sexual confusion was Evanna Lynch
The only confusion I has with Malfoy was whether to stab him in the heart or the dick.
Evanna Lynch is gorgeous, not confusing at all!
Wtf? Get serious!
This is my favorite honest trailer. It makes me laugh every time, especially during the > part. You guys are awesome!
"The one with Shovel face" I died 😂
AlejoConejo2209 I didn’t get it?
Noah Reyna The joke is that Robert Pattinson's face is oddly shaped so it looks like someone hit him with a shovel.
watch twilight honest trailer you will get it
@@noahreyna76 it's a reference to twilight where Edward/Robert is called "shovel face"
"Let's just expell all the bullies in this school"
- Said no school staff member ever
We wish we could...
"the one everyone hates" I personally like the chamber of secrets
The thing is, when you have eight perfect films, by default, one of them has to be not as perfect as the rest. If I were to list each movie from best to worst, Chamber of Secrets would probably be pretty low, only because one of them has to take the spot.
Melvin Shaw Yeah it's not my favorite either but I thought hate was a strong word lol
8 perfect films? Lmao
+Melvin Shaw For me, it's Potter 4.
I know right! That's my favorite one too.
"The one that made adults cry like babies" i felt it
I made my 7 year old niece cry because I told her she was going to Hufflepuff
+Madara Uchiha Nobody likes Hufflepuff for some reason.
Iam Cleaver yeah, it was like it just existed to satisfy Rowling's OCD of having an even number of house colors. Who was from Hufflepuff? I think Cedric but I'm not sure
Madara Uchiha Year, Cedric.
+Madara Uchiha I think the camera kid from the second movie was from there.
+18aidanme Colin Creevey? Nah, he was another Gryffindor. I think Ernie Macmillan was a Hufflepuff... hmm... scraping the barrel I know
Goblet of fire- " Harry Potter and the year of no Haircuts" 😂
RIP to our half blood prince, Alan Rickman :(
The one that made me cry.... Alan Rickman has passed away following his battle with cancer. Professor Snape, you will forever be in our heart. Always.
"He was the bravest man I've ever known"
+itsQUINNderful ! I blame Aaron Ramsey and I don't even watch soccer
+itsQUINNderful ! its sad but im still crying
+joe rivera I can't even bring myself to watch the last Harry Potter movie. RIP Alan Rickman.
They say that everyone is safe at hogwarts but it's actually one of the most dangerous places you can visit
Ron and Harry are playing chess
Harry:Checkmate!
Ron: PERIOD!
Hermione: I thought your catchphrase was bloody hell.
Ron: Eh same thing.
Hermione: ;-;
Lmfao
I need captain obvious here.
roland11110010101 captain obvious here! Period=menstrual cycle. Menstrual cycle is a bloody hell
***** Lol tnx
***** Unless you're a vampire.
What I loved the second. What is everyones problem.
Ikr
same
Zachary Wells bad acting
idk I loved it
It's not bad it's just generally seen as the worst of all of them by a lot of people.
TROLL IN THE COMMENTS!! THERE'S A TROLL IN THE COMMENTS!!
Sam Hart Thought you ought to know. *Faints*
Sam Hart how is this not the single most liked comment ever? Brilliant!
At 2:59 of this link ...
*SIIIIILEEENCE!!* Everybody please, do not panic...
I came back just to hear "Ron really let himself go" once again 😂
THIS
Honestly I REALLY wish you would revisit this series and do each movie individually. :( We deserve it!
The castings were the best xD
"Luke Skypotter"
"Your first erection"
"Harry Old Man"
"Forest Whitaker"
"Hodor"
"Michael Jackson
"Lindsay Lohan"
"Vladimir Putin"
"Gandalf The Gay"
And last but not least, "Warwick Davis"
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!! You forgot "Ginger Spice"
didn't warwich davis appear 3 times?
EDIT: I MEANT FOUR!!!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!! Larry King?
Hairy Oldman *
BOOK RON WAS WAY BETTER. I'm sorry, I just had to.
+mariaarakal I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks so. In the books, he was the one that said that Sirius would have to kill him before he could kill Harry. This was while standing on a broken leg!
+mariaarakal book dobby vvas better too in the book they fleshed him out alot more in book vvhen he dies im like "OMFG NO NOT DOBBY VVHYYYYYYYY" in the movie im like "oh no the cute cgi thing that apeared in a single movie died..."
+mariaarakal guys guys we get it you can read no one cares
bradledots
*cough* dumbass *cough*
awsomenamehere
did i offend u lol
“And when I said hot… I only meant in the last 3 movies after she was 18”
😂😂 I’m wheezing
You should do Honest trailers- Fantastic Beasts and where to find them
Yes! But after it's released. I don't think it's released yet.
I can't wait until they do!
Leslie Schaclaca No after they complet the saga 5 movies i guess so you have to wait 10 years or something 😕
THEY SHOULD THE DVD IS ALMOST OUT
Leslie Peña You got it. It's finally out
The One Starring 5 year olds
The One where they were fucked without Hermione
The One with the man that slept with Ron
The one nobody got a haircut in
The One with Radish earrings
The one where Dumbledore gets murked
The ones that didn't need to be two movies
Ellen Rose 😂😂
Ellen Ros
XDD So true
The one with the man who slept with Ron? You mean Peter Petingru in rat form?
XD These are more accurate.
Hodor, Michael Jackson, Vladimir Putin and Gandalf the Gay were just hilarious !
No Larry King or Warwick Davis's?
Evan Lawing
They were good too. These guys do "starring" parts brilliantly in every video.
firstt erection xD
Kevlo Man
Um, sorry, but I don't think anyone's first erection was related to
Hodor, Michael Jackson, Vladimir Putin or Gandalf the Gay ...
You never know XD
3:08 So true. Couldn't stop laughing
Whayt
"...and two Dumbledores“
I laughed harder than I should
I've watched these movie too many times. my kids will be forced to watch these movies
I watched them too many times too. I would watch one every weekend morning.
I re-watch those every Christmas. All of 8 films.
My children will read Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus and they will like them.
+Chowder12345able I've read all of those book series... cept for harry potter, I am currently reading book 3
Same
"the one with the raging hormones" canonically is half blood Prince not order of the Phoenix
I say Half-Blood Prince is the one where Harry obsessed over Draco and Ginny.
Yep true half blood prince is the best
bruh ru stupid harry kept yelling bc voldemort was in his head so ya order of the phoenix is the one with raging hormones
Correct. Order of the Phoenix is the one with the angst of a thousand sons.
In the books the 5th one has the most bold text.
"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
- I *FIND* this very insulting!
Where did he say that?
@@ctehdz It's a very potter musical reference. I don't believe it was mentioned in the video.
I feel like hufflepuff is where Rowling chucked all the somewhat-important-yet-mostly-minor characters that she couldn’t figure out where to put.
Don't be such a hufflepuff
I thought they were Jigglypuffs...
A story that took 10 years...8 movies...7 directors and two Dumbledores to tell. That's when I fell off my chair.
Glad I'm not the only one who thought 150 points for the snitch made the rest of the team essentially useless.
I thought that as soon as the rules were announced in the beginning. Why can't they just have like 6 seekers?
Purple Artist True, but the seeker has to do that by accident if he is to make his team lose, and even then, the other side has to be leading by more than 150 points before it matters.
***** Exactly. And given how much you get for scoring other than the snitch the other team would essentially have to just be snoozing for a good part of the game for one side to get more than 150 points ahead.
***** it actually makes sense if you take note that the snitch is ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to catch. it takes a really good seeker to catch a snitch. harry just makes it look easy. catching the snitch is also the only way to end the game. if i remember it right, a game lasted for three days straight coz no one can catch the snitch.
"makes sense if you take note that the snitch is ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to catch"
That isn't the point though. The point is that defining the game that way pretty much makes everything else going on on the field irrelevant. It doesn't matter how many goals they score by getting the other balls through those hoops because the entire game comes down to who catches the snitch. Really if it was realistic everyone would stop even trying to score goals and just concentrate on helping the seeker get the snitch as much as possible. Then again, I'm probably just over analyzing it given its a kids book about a made up game of people flying around on brooms and I was in my 40's when I first started reading the books :)
They couldn't have expeled the Slytherin people because then all the pure blood parents would get upset and try to shut down Hogwarts, duh
steve0793 also most of them aren't evil
The biggest problem is that the movies at least, seem to really go out of their way to show all Slytherins as evil, or at least just jerks. Though honestly the books weren't THAT much better in that regard, but at least a little better.
Dude, Hogwarts should be shut down anyway. They don't even teach basic mathematics. Hokey nonsense isn't gonna do you a whole lot of good when YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE ECONOMY!
Dominic Tee that's way you have k-5th grade, they leave going in to middle school and already have earlier years of learning
Dominic Tee haha 😂😂
"Battles that would've been way cooler with lightsabers..."
Luke Skypotter
Is it weird that chamber of secrets is one of my favorite movies?
it's mine too...
mine too
It's everyone's favorite actually.
When I started to read the books all my friends told me the second was the best
+DCv1 Gaming really? I personally dislike it the most 😕
Pls say ,, I'm a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbow"
I've never seen harry potter, I feel like I should read the books first. Is it worth looking into?
ohmygod where have you been
The books are amazing
read the books first!!!
go watch them all right now.
Read the books, then watch the movies. They are all AMAZING
Yes!!
“British thespians yelling nonsense” *Dumbledore says Rubeus Hagrid*
Dumbledore said to Hagrid calmly.
lmaooooo
"The one everyone hates" the chamber of secrets is my favourite, lol.
Although tje killing of the basilisk was BS, how did fawkes rip of the eyes without diying? And don't tell me the books, because it doesn't says there either.
Because Fawkes flew in and was above the basilisk's mouth. It only scratched the eyes. And if fawkes was going to die, he would just be reborn again.
aarwonable cheez Yes, but he HAD to see the eyes anyways, and when he reborned he would be helpless.
Tomas Bedoya Are you saying that a phoenix wouldn't be able to fly above a basilisk's mouth and scratch it's giant eyes given the fact that the majority of eyes are in the same place?
Yes, because is just having the sight of them that kills you, specially when he POKES them.
you forgot that Fred and George had the marauders map and seen Peter petagrew sleep with ron every night
the school is so big that you wouldn't be able to see it all at once on the map. They used the map for mischief and pranks and probably never bothered to look at Harry and Ron's dormitory so they never saw peter
Book-Reader 4Life okay, so when the Marauders are on the map in animagi from, they can not be spotted. Why do you think this feature is? Because if there was ever a time it got into the wrong hands, the Marauders wouldn’t be questioned why they were called these weird names in their animgi form. Therefore, not even Fred and Gorge would be able to see. (Disclaimer: I got this off a video, so watch the video because I know the loop hole. I forget how they did it but the explained it very well with no loop holes.
+Claire Pike Welp Harry found Peter Pettigrew on the map when he went looking for him in The Prisoner of Azkaban, and found him on the map and when Peter came up close. Harry couldn't see him because he was in his animagus form.
So the map can spot animagus. It only can't see the Room of Requirement.
there is another theory that only someone who is a marauder or is the child of a marauder can see other marauders on the map. However, someone who is a child of a marauder can still be seen by any one else. Hence why Ron could see harry on the map, but Fred and George couldn't see peter.
RyNaR not in the books
actually the whole story plays in the nineties
32276j monkey
1. Another "quality" that Slytherins need to posses is pure blood (or at least one magic parent as you see in the cases of Snape and Voldemort)
2. The children may be expelled from school, since parents were allowed to make home schooling
3. If you don't fit in any house you get to Hufflepuff
Another trait for
Slytherin is pride.
32276j monkey
That's how I understood it from the books:
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those
Whose ancestry's purest."
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose
Intelligence is surest."
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those
With brave deeds to their name."
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot
And treat them just the same."
32276j monkey
As Dumbledore said, the decision defines who you are. Harry should have been sorted into Slytheryn, but he chose Gryffindor. It could be that Snape chose Slytherin, since he wanted to be one of them, but his experiences changed him.
Lokesh Kumar Uikey
1. that's just product placement and happens everywhere except for star wars and lord of the rings
2. books > movies
1:22 “seriously, how have they not shut down this school yet?”
2020 here. All that child endangerment, some of which have resulted in death, and the one thing that FINALLY closes Hogwarts is... ...a virus outbreak.
yeah we're back to school AMID a virus outbreak now :-(