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I cant think of anyone else who's managed to combine prescripted content with improv and informative "educational" content. Yes, comedy genius seems appropriate.
The exploding part is true. At the end of a broadcasting day after the anthem was played, the channel would beep to remind you to turn off your TV. Because if you didn’t, it would explode
He clearly meant making quality electronics, not providing garbled tech support in a completely indecipherable accent to cheapskate companies worldwide. 👉😉
Ivan: What are you doing? Vladimir: waiting for my new tv. Ivan: Why not sit at home? Vladimir: TV burned down my home, so waiting for that too. Ivan: Here’s some vodka.
I hate to say it Simon, I usually only watch your other channels when I'm completely caught up on Business Blaze, the title sounds interesting and bored.
I know! I can't figure out if it's on purpose or if they're just bad at bleeping. It seems easy enough and it's missed so often, it makes me think they let them through, but then, who decides? Sam? Am I just totally over analyzing some Blaze and totallying missing the comedic aspects of this?
Imperial System at it's finest... 7 pounds is a weight of baby, or weight of an elephant testicle, or something else that doesn't make any sense... For those that actually use reasonable units, 7 pounds is about 3.2 kg.
@@Yezu666 why they didn't measure in elephant testicles from the start is the greater mystery if you'd ask me. Now that's a measure we can all relate to. When I hear "pounds" they're either the British valuta or have something to do with dogs, like in "kennels". Why that is is even a mystery to me, bit my guess is it has something to do with the cartoons I watched as a kid. My biggest ?? Is why after 10 years+ of TH-cam being a fixture on the internet, short for _international computer network_ (I suppose) there hasn't been any directive top-down, or more complaints bottom-up for content creators to just include _both_ measurements in their created content. Shouldn't be so hard, right? And you won't have half a planet frustrated with the shortsightedness, or overly local view of their audience. That's truly puzzling to me
@@Yezu666 Neither system makes more "sense" they are both totally arbitrary. It's not anyone's fault but your own if you can't understand something from a different culture to your own. It's like saying "Yes" makes more sense as a statement of approval than "Ci" does. It is literally only the framing of your culture that makes one make more "sense" to you than the other.
He could certainly find out. All he has to do is start a new channel, and he already has loads of experience doing that activity. Also, people love British narrators describing animal behaviour. It's foolproof and inoffensive, what could go wrong‽ th-cam.com/video/DZG0lUXjxfY/w-d-xo.html
Business Blaze TV's: A custom silicone case that slides over the edge of a web-enabled TV. The silicone case conveniently covers the manufacturer branding, because the TV is like batteries. You don't care who built it, you just want that Blaze logo on the front. It comes with a couple Business Blaze stickers to paste around wherever and a brochure of Simon Whistler TH-cam channels with a page listing other social media, youtube channels, and brands of snacks that Simon enjoys. Packages start at $349 USD and scale up with the size of the television.
No in stead he would be the chairman of the local communist party where everyone had to listen to his ramblings scripted by "comrad Danovic" every day, and smoke lots of North Korean meth to get him trough it. Oh and we'd have to applaud him for 6 hours straight for it off course..
@@campfactor966 you should have been there; Chairman Çimon Whisztlreovic must have had a fresh batch as he was orating foam-mouthedly about the miracle of miracles that compelleague Chairman Kim had realized. All inhabitants where _so_ excited with their prestigious new hotel that they voluntary switched to eating grass years before so it could be finished before their deadlines! (Applause)
well... i am from germany and i use the neo2 layout (similar to dvorak but german and therefore naturally better [irony] - but seriously: made specially for the german language so really better for typing german) and its always a laugh when letting people type in something on my keyboard. - i wasnt motivated to change the keys so you cant even see the "real" layout - physically its still qwerty
@@kindlin in my bubble at least 3 others are using it, but yeah... i know... everyone is complaining! the bright side: i dont need to lock my notebook when im gone for a while :D in my defense: its MUCH faster (not only for german) - and its designed to be useful with programming and math (the upper layers) so its double-useful for me :)
Oh but off course Dear Leader, You are right as always! I especially like to see your daily accomplishments more then the harvesting specials , and ehm.. The reruns of the harvesting specials off course. We are truly blessed to have such a talented intelligent and inspiring Leader! May the heavens look down upon us and see a mentally and physically well fed nation, all thanks to the Great Leader who's looking after us all as if we were his own sibblings!! Hooray for Chairman Kim, The Greatest Leader Ever To Have Been Chosen To Lead The Great Nation Of Korea, And Death To All Enemies!!! Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray Hooray
@@brainblaze6526 Owww... and you’re a clean freak so they won’t be replaced. Ever. I’m like that, still miss the scratchmarks and the blood drawn, though. Good conversation topics
@@badluck5647 Fortunately, he is in eastern Europe, and those people are normally based somewhere on the east coast, upper midwest or Santa Ana, CA in the US. I don't think he has a whole lot to be concerned with. Scientology, on the other hand,... has actually been passé since around summer of 2006. Simon doing a video beating a horse mask for 10 minutes would be better than covering Scientology at this point! Televangelism is kind of a historical topic and could be handled from that perspective. Do any of the "live" streaming companies include religious channels? I know the newest American satellite tv company Orby TV doesn't. th-cam.com/video/DZG0lUXjxfY/w-d-xo.html
@@elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9 oh yes, it can be a mini series each episode is a different character of the production crew I have a few title ideas Simon Slips on his Sanity Danny’s Dangerous basement Sam smuggling smugly
You mean like the communist community at the Amana Colonies? People always forget that communism only seemed to work in a handful of small towns in Iowa.
Good job, tovarisch Vistlersky BTW, I remember how we had a TV, a "transformator", i.e. current rectifier that also had a switch on it. And the procedure for switching the TV off was flicking the switch on the telly, flicking the switch on the rectifier and then unplugging the rectifier from the wall socket. Just to be on the safe side, because of, you know, well, what tovarisch Vistlersky said.
I just realized that, because the memes and often the pictures aren't added until later, there could actually be a "Simon reacts" video compilation of him watching his own videos lol
I had a GBA I had to put a light on it for the for the screen because there was no backlight. You had to take the light off every time you wanted to change the game. I cut myself on it, because it was that tightly on the GBA. 20 years later, that side of my nail never refused to the nail bed, but I was staying my grand-dads at the time. So its one of the few memories I have of him.
When I was a kid we had 7 cats and one of them was named Grey Balls, he was grey and he had big grey balls hence the name. When are preacher would come by the house he always made a point in asking how was Grey Balls doing, I think he enjoyed embarrassing my mother.
Bonus Design fail: The Nokia EnGage is apparently based off of an old internet meme known as GoatSe. If you’re not overly familiar with it I don’t recommend looking it up, but it’s essentially a proto-Rick Roll with a gross-out image instead of a song. I don’t know how true it is but I can’t unsee it.
It is true, Whang! made a video about it. For those curious, but not curious enough to gouge your eyes out afterwards, its a pic of a guy spreading his arsehole so wide that you can put a whole hand in Though, how is N-Gage based on Goatse tho?
I zoned out halfway through the back blaze promo towards the end because of Simon judging me and next thing I hear is something about cats effing. That snapped me out of it. Thanks, Simon.
Simon, yes, military grade encryption is a thing, TH-cam uses it, every website and service worth their salt uses it. It's not that great of a selling point.
I could literally listen to Simon’s videos all day. Please make Business Blaze available on podcast apps. It would made my life way easier, TH-cam doesn’t let me play videos in the background on my mobile.
This is a message for Danny: I have a whole collection of cat figurines, didn’t collect them however. People gave it to me because I had between 3 and 5 Siamese cats. All things with cats on it, are horrible. Danny, your mom wants Belgian chocolate, or a bottle of French cognac or a box of good Cuban cigars.
I looooooved his hello fresh ad. I love that they give Simon as much freedom as they do. Any potential advertisers for simon. As a watcher. I can recall almost every product hes pitched. I've even purchased products hes shilled. Please don't ever make him rein it in!
We call it that here. They are used for crafts, & home repair. It looks like a pen, but when the top is taken off you see a straight edge razor. It's handy, but you can get hurt easily.
As others have mentioned, AZERTY and DVORAK layouts would like a word with you :) There was one device with a new layout that was interesting to me, the Frog Pad - a one handed keyboard which relied on modifier combinations to give you the full functionality.
Yeah- not much out of India nowadays except for mineral oils, gems, and pharmaceuticals, rice, tea, and spices. Interestingly, past 500+ years which included colonial indian subcontinent, primarily saw textiles, cotton, silks, rubber, diamonds, sapphires, rubies, other precious and valuable gems, jewels, metals (vast majority of British gold and silver derived from colonial India) including a large amount of the crown jewels (most evidently the largest diamond in the crown- 105 carats)... But then I found out they've got semiconductors and computers being manufactured there. Odd, I thought they focused exclusively on producing phone scammers.... 😁
I would love a video about how he got started, and everything. He doesn't have to share the personal info he doesn't want too. Just share about the channels, how they came about, etc.
I 100% in all honesty discovered and fell in love with this channel first. Never had even hears of a "Simon Whistler" until back in July when I randomly ran into Business Blaze.
I was born in USSR (I'm of Simon's age), so it's a great fun for me to watch something like this. You know, we had a KVN TV, it was gathering dust in my grandma's attic. My brother might still have it there... I can't explain how amusing it is to see how that I live in and the history of my country is seen from the outside. Sometimes it's total nonsense, sometimes others see it better than those from the inside. Already I feel how things changed from the times I was little, I can only imagine how it looks to my grandfather who's 86.
My English class had a end of year party in a local park. We had a big sub but no one thought to bring a knife to cut it. The teacher asked if anyone had a knife. I said "why are you all looking at me?" pulled out and opened my butterfly knife "Yea, I got one but it's rude to assume."
I stumbled across a “multi-tool” on Amazon going for 470 bucks, it had over 150 tools on it and it was labeled as a pocket knife. I was looking for affordable knives for less than 39 bucks when I came across this machine of wonder. It had a full 4 stars and a case that came with it. I would buy it with a wall case so I can display it as a trophy showing how bad of a consumer I am. Simon if you are reading this, I dare you to review that work of art. I want everyone to see the masterpiece of the 9 pound knife. This is the pure pinnacle of pocket knives.
Love your videos and I thank you for them. Also your ad spots are probably the only ones that I watch cause they're usually entertaining. I have been a backblaze customer for years and love their service.
other than not getting software updates and never working quite right I thought it was kind of cool in person - when it actually worked as intended that it. When it just froze it was not so cool, but I know a couple of colleagues who used them for quite a while. They did not buy them though, they were product samples, I work for the company that handled the support for them.
My favourite computer lab quote from high school, originally said by my 40 something teacher and still remembered by my friends and batch mates over a decade later: "Practice proper finger placement for typing... Proper fingering makes typing faster, so finger your keyboard properly."
teacher: simon. student: danny. during class learning ABCs danny: 'teacher, can i go to the bathroom?' simon: 'after you have done your ABCs' danny: 'but i really need to go in a hurry' simon: 'only after your ABCs' danny: 'alright... ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ' simon (9:47): "yeah? where is the f***ing P?" danny: 'running down my leg'
I would love to be a fly on the wall during one of Simon and Sam’s conversations after a video like this when Simon see that’s Sam is like oh yeah here something taking the piss out of your request lmao
When Simon was promoting Backblaze, he was jokingly talking about pornography and then in the next breath said that he made several videos and needs to back them up. Simon, you legend!!!! HAHAHA!!! I know he was talking about the videos he makes for his channels, but just the way he worded it made it seem like he does porn. HAHAHA!!!!
Alledgedly/alegendly. How else is he to score the other 50% of internet users, without porn? Or, OR... LOL- he's starting a porn channel to turn people OFF 😂 porn??? Allegedly/alegendly... )))
Considering Simon has said that he creates more channels because he has a fear that eventually they will go out if fashion, I'm surprised he's not making the porns and getting all that $$
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How does one post a comment 3 hours before a video is uploaded?
@@I_THE_ME it's pretty easy when it's your own video..
@@I_THE_ME Private video, scheduled upload. There are a few ways actually
FYI The Swedish keyboard isn’t the same as the English. That really sucked when I moved here in 1985. 🤷
Who else is now demanding a Spanish version of Business Blaze?
Watching Simon's evolution from mostly humorless, fact spewing talking head into comedy genius has been an amazing adventure. Subscriber for life.
COMEDY GENIUS. ;)
I cant think of anyone else who's managed to combine prescripted content with improv and informative "educational" content. Yes, comedy genius seems appropriate.
well that's very kind of you.
Business genius.
Maybe I'm just tired. I found this episode to be very tedious to watch. But! I'm also stubborn. I'll watch it all.
The exploding part is true. At the end of a broadcasting day after the anthem was played, the channel would beep to remind you to turn off your TV. Because if you didn’t, it would explode
I read this before viewing the video and I thought it was a design feature that it would start beeping like a timer and then explode lol.
@@Bearodon planned obsolexplosion?
Yes; but does the Soviet TV Set have a Penguin on it too?
'cause that'd be Something Completely Different.
“Things India is not famous for: electronics!” I see you have never called tech support.
Depending on the quality of the tech support in question, calling it might reinforce the idea that India is not famous for electronics.
Internet service providings...
No, but I watch Kitboga's channel.
He clearly meant making quality electronics, not providing garbled tech support in a completely indecipherable accent to cheapskate companies worldwide. 👉😉
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Simon: "You can't compare everything to communism "
Danny: "Hold my beer"
Hold our beer, Comrade.
Danny gets beer in the basement? Simon is spoiling him.
Our beer
@@adozer6848 since he panders to American audiences, you may as well learn our idioms, and here.....it’s hold my beer 😉 😉
I think you mean hold our vodka.
Ivan: What are you doing?
Vladimir: waiting for my new tv.
Ivan: Why not sit at home?
Vladimir: TV burned down my home, so waiting for that too.
Ivan: Here’s some vodka.
Reddit: let’s try this again tho.
I didn't read this aloud but my mind still went with the Russian accent 🤣
Simon on every other channel, calm and collected. Simon on Business Blaze: “Loud noises!”
LOUD NOISES
When you mentioned the license fee and having to pay to have propaganda pumped at you, I genuinely thought you meant the BBC. Badoom cha!!
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YES!!!
Allegedly
We need a blaze about questionable cereal box toys.
That's where I got my driver's license.
A perfect fit for this channel!
You might not be the hero we deserve but you’re definitely the hero we need.
Simon: Danny, write me a story about product fails.
Danny's inner monologue: [Glorious Soviet National Anthem]
Backblaze: *Pays $15 for Simon to advertise for them*
Simon: *$150 worth of acting and advertising*
Man, this really hits different when you watch it after a toptenz vid
Decompression sickness possible.
@@brainblaze6526 decompression sickness probable
I hate to say it Simon, I usually only watch your other channels when I'm completely caught up on Business Blaze, the title sounds interesting and bored.
Also where's the biography video of Danny already?!?!?
Have you seen any of Simon's videos without the beard or glasses? Talk about double takes... 😂
"farmville with a strong focus on collectivizing farms" brilliant, Danny
Feel free to walkabout Simon. Business blaze is your only show that confirms you have legs.
I love how inconsistent the beeping out of the swearing is. Also, new drinking game, take a shot for every beep.
I know! I can't figure out if it's on purpose or if they're just bad at bleeping. It seems easy enough and it's missed so often, it makes me think they let them through, but then, who decides? Sam? Am I just totally over analyzing some Blaze and totallying missing the comedic aspects of this?
The bleeping committee are communist appointments. They're kinda #!%* at fucking consistency.
@@blackc1479
Nailed it....
Do you want alcohol poisoning? Because that's how you get alcohol poisoning.
Or alternatively, take a shot every time they forget to bleep out a post-watershed word.
The Business Blaze Television™ would *actually* just be a bread machine.
Allegedly
I want to wake up to bacon
Underrated comment, lol'd.
OG LEGEND 👍
Allegedly.
Sam is killing it, the edition was hilarious
DO THE FACTS FUNNY MAN
I like your true words funny man, nothing bad ever happens to the blaze.
Fact boi
*Tell us the facts fact boi*
The facts are, there are no facts, that's a fact from the ministry of facts.
Fact that fact boi.
Or do the funny fact man.
For those who don’t understand the imperial system the giant “pocket” knife is 7pounds the average weight of a baby is 7.5pounds
7 pounds is also half a stone for those who weigh in stones.
So... It's like half a kilo? And a stone is like 7 kilo? Nah, doesn't work for me I guess.
Imperial System at it's finest... 7 pounds is a weight of baby, or weight of an elephant testicle, or something else that doesn't make any sense... For those that actually use reasonable units, 7 pounds is about 3.2 kg.
@@Yezu666 why they didn't measure in elephant testicles from the start is the greater mystery if you'd ask me. Now that's a measure we can all relate to. When I hear "pounds" they're either the British valuta or have something to do with dogs, like in "kennels". Why that is is even a mystery to me, bit my guess is it has something to do with the cartoons I watched as a kid.
My biggest ?? Is why after 10 years+ of TH-cam being a fixture on the internet, short for _international computer network_ (I suppose) there hasn't been any directive top-down, or more complaints bottom-up for content creators to just include _both_ measurements in their created content. Shouldn't be so hard, right? And you won't have half a planet frustrated with the shortsightedness, or overly local view of their audience. That's truly puzzling to me
@@Yezu666 Neither system makes more "sense" they are both totally arbitrary. It's not anyone's fault but your own if you can't understand something from a different culture to your own. It's like saying "Yes" makes more sense as a statement of approval than "Ci" does. It is literally only the framing of your culture that makes one make more "sense" to you than the other.
"Nobody cares about my cats". Sir, have you been on the internet before?
One thing the internet cares about is anything that’s cute and fluffy
I care so very much about these cats!
He could certainly find out. All he has to do is start a new channel, and he already has loads of experience doing that activity. Also, people love British narrators describing animal behaviour. It's foolproof and inoffensive, what could go wrong‽
th-cam.com/video/DZG0lUXjxfY/w-d-xo.html
Business Blaze about cats. Instant million views.
@@Stettafire Totally untrue! Facebook made me take down that D pic.
Simon accepts Raid Shadow Legends sponsorship coin... buys 10 grand TV!
Unsubscribes 🤪
Business Blaze TV's: A custom silicone case that slides over the edge of a web-enabled TV. The silicone case conveniently covers the manufacturer branding, because the TV is like batteries. You don't care who built it, you just want that Blaze logo on the front. It comes with a couple Business Blaze stickers to paste around wherever and a brochure of Simon Whistler TH-cam channels with a page listing other social media, youtube channels, and brands of snacks that Simon enjoys. Packages start at $349 USD and scale up with the size of the television.
Plus $5m per sticker
@@nunyobidniz just don’t buy the stickers. They’re not worth it..
There's probably a alternate universe out there where Simon is a massive communist and hates cocaine what a horrible world that would be to live in
According to that logic, it's equally possible that his youtube success allowed him to purchase and consume so much cocaine that it killed him. 🤔
No in stead he would be the chairman of the local communist party where everyone had to listen to his ramblings scripted by "comrad Danovic" every day, and smoke lots of North Korean meth to get him trough it. Oh and we'd have to applaud him for 6 hours straight for it off course..
Simon is a communist.
@@honderdzeventien that is very creative
@@campfactor966 you should have been there; Chairman Çimon Whisztlreovic must have had a fresh batch as he was orating foam-mouthedly about the miracle of miracles that compelleague Chairman Kim had realized. All inhabitants where _so_ excited with their prestigious new hotel that they voluntary switched to eating grass years before so it could be finished before their deadlines!
(Applause)
Communism and the and the Cold War: the 2 favorite topics of the Simon Whistler brand of channels.
And cocaine
And the and the
i love this topic. communism was a frightening thing when i was little
You should try to fit some more "the"s in there ....and look even more brilliant .
@@zacharyoliver5332 you mean as in the communism and the Simon Whistler and the cocaine
Setting peoples keyboard to Dvorak when they aren't looking is hilarious
Yes! I was thinking this through the entire keyboard rant.
well... i am from germany and i use the neo2 layout (similar to dvorak but german and therefore naturally better [irony] - but seriously: made specially for the german language so really better for typing german) and its always a laugh when letting people type in something on my keyboard. - i wasnt motivated to change the keys so you cant even see the "real" layout - physically its still qwerty
@@diega92
I have no idea what that layout is, nor would anyone else. That's evil! No one else can ever use your keyboard.
@@kindlin in my bubble at least 3 others are using it, but yeah... i know... everyone is complaining! the bright side: i dont need to lock my notebook when im gone for a while :D in my defense: its MUCH faster (not only for german) - and its designed to be useful with programming and math (the upper layers) so its double-useful for me :)
This is.... evil. I'm impressed.
Soviet TV is OUR TV
The best kind of TV, you know I’m right
You know we’re right. Duh. Wait shit don’t kill me.
GLORIOUS
Except maybe that in Soviet Russia, the TV watches you !
Dear Leader, Your TV is the BEST TV..
Oh but off course Dear Leader, You are right as always! I especially like to see your daily accomplishments more then the harvesting specials , and ehm.. The reruns of the harvesting specials off course. We are truly blessed to have such a talented intelligent and inspiring Leader! May the heavens look down upon us and see a mentally and physically well fed nation, all thanks to the Great Leader who's looking after us all as if we were his own sibblings!!
Hooray for Chairman Kim, The Greatest Leader Ever To Have Been Chosen To Lead The Great Nation Of Korea, And Death To All Enemies!!!
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1. Can we hear more about your cats?
2. Backblaze sponsorship by simon, ON COCAINE! Original og business blaze comment
They are dead.
@@brainblaze6526 simon time to do cocaine off a Ouija Board and channel the cats, meow?
@@brainblaze6526 Owww... and you’re a clean freak so they won’t be replaced. Ever. I’m like that, still miss the scratchmarks and the blood drawn, though. Good conversation topics
@@ChronicGamer420 that's a yikes from me dawg
@@loumorningstar7709 like a, you walk in on your grandparents fucking yikes?
Simon, please do a video about televangelists. It would be hilarious.
God may forgive Simon's jokes, but the televangelists' very litigious lawyers won't.
@@badluck5647
Fortunately, he is in eastern Europe, and those people are normally based somewhere on the east coast, upper midwest or Santa Ana, CA in the US. I don't think he has a whole lot to be concerned with. Scientology, on the other hand,... has actually been passé since around summer of 2006. Simon doing a video beating a horse mask for 10 minutes would be better than covering Scientology at this point!
Televangelism is kind of a historical topic and could be handled from that perspective. Do any of the "live" streaming companies include religious channels? I know the newest American satellite tv company Orby TV doesn't.
th-cam.com/video/DZG0lUXjxfY/w-d-xo.html
Throwing on a comment to say that I would be interested in this video as well!
You're not shite Simon, we have thoroughly enjoyed your slow descent in to madness.
And we like hearing about Danny’s imprisonment In Simons basement
@@youdontneedtoknow6621 Don't forget about Sam and ETA.
@@elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9 oh yes, it can be a mini series each episode is a different character of the production crew I have a few title ideas
Simon Slips on his Sanity
Danny’s Dangerous basement
Sam smuggling smugly
ETA can design the perfect society. If we only let him into us.... I mean, our hearts....
You mean like the communist community at the Amana Colonies?
People always forget that communism only seemed to work in a handful of small towns in Iowa.
I would rather let him in...sexually. Sounds less intrusive than allowing it to rupture my heart!
... Or perhaps I am misunderstanding?
😅 let's just move on
He's not waiting for us to let him.
@@Thomas-vl8kd no! ETA knows all. ETA is life.
8:20 - Chapter 1 - The Lava B5 Mobile Phone
12:55 - Chapter 2 - The wenger 6999 swiss army knife
17:05 - Mid roll ads
20:05 - Chapter 3 - Cool for cats
22:25 - Chapter 4 - Ngage
- Chapter 5 -
I just love how every video somehow manages to have communism at some point in the video
Glorious communism.
Equally distributed, very on brand
@@brainblaze6526 Now if only you guys actually knew what Communism is.... Y''all need some Kropotkin stat.
@@robsquared2 LEGEND.
Good job, tovarisch Vistlersky
BTW, I remember how we had a TV, a "transformator", i.e. current rectifier that also had a switch on it. And the procedure for switching the TV off was flicking the switch on the telly, flicking the switch on the rectifier and then unplugging the rectifier from the wall socket. Just to be on the safe side, because of, you know, well, what tovarisch Vistlersky said.
A surprise Business Blaze! 2021 is off to a great start!
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@@brainblaze6526 allegedly
@@brainblaze6526 FUCKING LEGEND.
I just realized that, because the memes and often the pictures aren't added until later, there could actually be a "Simon reacts" video compilation of him watching his own videos lol
The real business content from Business blaze is how Simon gets any of these ad reads approved by the sponsors
I was hoping for a Babbel transition after Simon was making fun of learning other languages.
We care about your cats, Simon. This is the internet.
The internet is made of cats. CATS. CATS. CATS.
As soon as I got the alert for this I stopped watching the most British guy on youtube to watch the Blaziest British guy in Prague.
From Biographics to Business Blaze.
spliffing brit
It could have been lindybeige he's very british. He can go on some pretty long tangents as well.
I had a GBA I had to put a light on it for the for the screen because there was no backlight. You had to take the light off every time you wanted to change the game. I cut myself on it, because it was that tightly on the GBA. 20 years later, that side of my nail never refused to the nail bed, but I was staying my grand-dads at the time. So its one of the few memories I have of him.
When I was a kid we had 7 cats and one of them was named Grey Balls, he was grey and he had big grey balls hence the name. When are preacher would come by the house he always made a point in asking how was Grey Balls doing, I think he enjoyed embarrassing my mother.
I found grey ball's youtube channel th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
I feel like some rocky 4 quotes are needed lol
Me: Danny needs food
Simon: If he dies he dies
😂😂
Bonus Design fail:
The Nokia EnGage is apparently based off of an old internet meme known as GoatSe. If you’re not overly familiar with it I don’t recommend looking it up, but it’s essentially a proto-Rick Roll with a gross-out image instead of a song.
I don’t know how true it is but I can’t unsee it.
It is true, Whang! made a video about it. For those curious, but not curious enough to gouge your eyes out afterwards, its a pic of a guy spreading his arsehole so wide that you can put a whole hand in
Though, how is N-Gage based on Goatse tho?
@@haven4304 Pull up an image of the EnGage and look at it.
Specifically, where the buttons and the screen are placed.
@@NathanCassidy721 I just had to look (at the N-gage). Now pass the eye bleach...
@@NathanCassidy721 LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Wasn't a GoatSe essentially people pulling their arseholes open till they gaped?
Or have I got something wrong here?
I zoned out halfway through the back blaze promo towards the end because of Simon judging me and next thing I hear is something about cats effing. That snapped me out of it. Thanks, Simon.
Simon, yes, military grade encryption is a thing, TH-cam uses it, every website and service worth their salt uses it. It's not that great of a selling point.
"...exclusively to piss people off..." STOP READING MY BUSINESS PLANS DANNY!
Now you have to do a follow up episode explaining who you think shot J.R.
I could literally listen to Simon’s videos all day. Please make Business Blaze available on podcast apps. It would made my life way easier, TH-cam doesn’t let me play videos in the background on my mobile.
Let’s blaze!!!
@TheDude Lebowski Allegedly
This is a message for Danny: I have a whole collection of cat figurines, didn’t collect them however. People gave it to me because I had between 3 and 5 Siamese cats. All things with cats on it, are horrible.
Danny, your mom wants Belgian chocolate, or a bottle of French cognac or a box of good Cuban cigars.
Jannette is Danny’s mum in incognito mode
Kinda funny how he has a human skull with a red solo cup on stop of it just chilling right behind him the entire video
Possibly the most f bombs in an ad read ever 😂 GET IT DONE: BACKBLAZE
I looooooved his hello fresh ad. I love that they give Simon as much freedom as they do. Any potential advertisers for simon. As a watcher. I can recall almost every product hes pitched. I've even purchased products hes shilled. Please don't ever make him rein it in!
Yeah, honestly I really respect Back Blaze for just letting simon just do what he wants
Also It was David Hasselhoff who destroyed communism and United Germany through his music.
That awkward moment when you're American and think a pen knife is literally a pen with a knife attached to it.
We call it that here. They are used for crafts, & home repair. It looks like a pen, but when the top is taken off you see a straight edge razor. It's handy, but you can get hurt easily.
Honestly there probably was a pen on it.
@@zeusathena26 mostly see those referred to as exacto-blades in Canada, I think that’s just a brand name.
@@matttanner462 yeah, it's a brand name.
😆😆😆😆😆😆
As others have mentioned, AZERTY and DVORAK layouts would like a word with you :)
There was one device with a new layout that was interesting to me, the Frog Pad - a one handed keyboard which relied on modifier combinations to give you the full functionality.
Yeah- not much out of India nowadays except for mineral oils, gems, and pharmaceuticals, rice, tea, and spices. Interestingly, past 500+ years which included colonial indian subcontinent, primarily saw textiles, cotton, silks, rubber, diamonds, sapphires, rubies, other precious and valuable gems, jewels, metals (vast majority of British gold and silver derived from colonial India) including a large amount of the crown jewels (most evidently the largest diamond in the crown- 105 carats)...
But then I found out they've got semiconductors and computers being manufactured there.
Odd, I thought they focused exclusively on producing phone scammers.... 😁
*WWOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH* XD
Can you spell Guinea. The gold coin named for the source of the gold.
hey baby, i hear the blues a-callin' tossed salads and scrambled blaze
The hit 90s sitcom: Blazier.
They’re callin again..
@@BaronVonQuiply dude!! Hahahaha amazing. Stay safe homie!
@@ianrowell2183 all over my face.....( running out of lines to quote lol.) Stay safe too bud.
Blazer has left the building!
God damn it Sam. Your "flashy toy" meme made me choke on my coffee. 🤣
Well you didn't choke on a flashy toy so, that's a win.
i wonder if simon's youtube empire is large enough to qualify for a megaprojects video
If Simon makes a biographics about himself does this all become a vlog?
12 is close
I would love a video about how he got started, and everything. He doesn't have to share the personal info he doesn't want too. Just share about the channels, how they came about, etc.
Might be a good idea for an April Fool's video.
Whistlerception.
I 100% in all honesty discovered and fell in love with this channel first. Never had even hears of a "Simon Whistler" until back in July when I randomly ran into Business Blaze.
Simon: “And I will never say Nike (American pronunciation)”... dude, you JUST said it.
I was born in USSR (I'm of Simon's age), so it's a great fun for me to watch something like this. You know, we had a KVN TV, it was gathering dust in my grandma's attic. My brother might still have it there...
I can't explain how amusing it is to see how that I live in and the history of my country is seen from the outside. Sometimes it's total nonsense, sometimes others see it better than those from the inside. Already I feel how things changed from the times I was little, I can only imagine how it looks to my grandfather who's 86.
I had friends in high school who used to do butterfly knife tricks in the back of class, i don’t understand how any of this happened
My English class had a end of year party in a local park. We had a big sub but no one thought to bring a knife to cut it. The teacher asked if anyone had a knife. I said "why are you all looking at me?" pulled out and opened my butterfly knife "Yea, I got one but it's rude to assume."
Still happens in MN. They're fun and teachers don't give a shit in highschool because most of them have tenure.
I was that kid
The amount of sass that this man generates would power entire cities.
Sam was on point. This episode was on point. Allegedly.
Way to go Sam. Love to see you sticking it to the man. Brilliant pic of the knob with his Ngage.
Maestro editor, Sam, is getting edgier every video 😂 thats a trend i can get behind
Thank you babe.
13:57: Simon: I had a Victorian Ox
Me: 😯
Simon: Swiss Army knife
Me: 😆
I stumbled across a “multi-tool” on Amazon going for 470 bucks, it had over 150 tools on it and it was labeled as a pocket knife. I was looking for affordable knives for less than 39 bucks when I came across this machine of wonder. It had a full 4 stars and a case that came with it. I would buy it with a wall case so I can display it as a trophy showing how bad of a consumer I am. Simon if you are reading this, I dare you to review that work of art. I want everyone to see the masterpiece of the 9 pound knife. This is the pure pinnacle of pocket knives.
🤣🤣 that is a rediculous price!
I am absolutely, totally convinced that Simon and his crew are the GOAT team on TH-cam. I will fight you if you disagree.
Only thing that makes life worth living
Love your videos and I thank you for them. Also your ad spots are probably the only ones that I watch cause they're usually entertaining. I have been a backblaze customer for years and love their service.
Did I just see a Bad Luck Brian meme?
What year is this?
2020 part two: the return, the reckoning!
Fine memes never go out of style.
We only serve vintage memes here
Pepper your angus
MWWAHH!
Simon's a real natural promoting the sponsors.
I tried Back Blaze but couldn't see to light the bong.
Dear Simon, I have never seen any video from any other channel featuring you other than Casual criminalist. I am here for the BLAZE!
New blaze idea “useless stuff found in cereal boxes”
the useless stuff includes the actual cereal- at least for the brands that are mostly wood pulp coated in sugar.
"...I mean that television sets were literally exploding..."
Still better than board games.
Thank you Sam.
Danny needs to look into Russian phone design fail Yotaphone for vol 2.
other than not getting software updates and never working quite right I thought it was kind of cool in person - when it actually worked as intended that it. When it just froze it was not so cool, but I know a couple of colleagues who used them for quite a while. They did not buy them though, they were product samples, I work for the company that handled the support for them.
0:50 give us the architectural design fails video!
11:03 "It'd be a bit like trying to learn a new language [...] who wants to do that?"
And it was at that moment, Simon lost his Babel sponsorship.
My favourite computer lab quote from high school, originally said by my 40 something teacher and still remembered by my friends and batch mates over a decade later: "Practice proper finger placement for typing... Proper fingering makes typing faster, so finger your keyboard properly."
Just so y’all know that beardblaze stuff is pretty good! My beard looks great but all my other hair fell out and now I need glasses.
Alegendly
I don’t see a problem here. By which I mean I also need glasses.
teacher: simon. student: danny.
during class learning ABCs
danny: 'teacher, can i go to the bathroom?'
simon: 'after you have done your ABCs'
danny: 'but i really need to go in a hurry'
simon: 'only after your ABCs'
danny: 'alright... ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ'
simon (9:47): "yeah? where is the f***ing P?"
danny: 'running down my leg'
I would love to be a fly on the wall during one of Simon and Sam’s conversations after a video like this when Simon see that’s Sam is like oh yeah here something taking the piss out of your request lmao
sorry to ask, what was playing at 2:49 originally and it got muted?
I'm guessing the advertisement was copyright claimed.
" very rare chance to talk about communism." Lmfao good one Simon.
can biographics Aprils fools day video this year be a biographic on Danny and his story from birth to getting stuck in the basement?
Military grade is just advertisement BS. It was thought up by advertising experts.
Not a single ex-serviceman wants a "military grade" product. We know better.
Only 2 ads makes me happy. I always hate when a video has like 6 plus ads that cut in like every other minute
I had a "Speak&Spell". I can type fine on an ABC keyboard.
ahhh sam's dancing alien really made my day !
"No, I have a lot of videos that I make"
20:00 to 20:16 is why I love watching Simon and Business Blaze😂😂😂
NGage QD fixed all the design issuea. Shame it was too late.
@10:58 Simon missed a perfect badabumbum-tsh. ‘An astronomical shift for everyone’ talking about typewriters. I see you Danny. I see you.
When Simon was promoting Backblaze, he was jokingly talking about pornography and then in the next breath said that he made several videos and needs to back them up. Simon, you legend!!!! HAHAHA!!! I know he was talking about the videos he makes for his channels, but just the way he worded it made it seem like he does porn. HAHAHA!!!!
Alledgedly/alegendly. How else is he to score the other 50% of internet users, without porn? Or, OR... LOL- he's starting a porn channel to turn people OFF 😂 porn??? Allegedly/alegendly... )))
Considering Simon has said that he creates more channels because he has a fear that eventually they will go out if fashion, I'm surprised he's not making the porns and getting all that $$
@21:38 I saw that cup and immediately thought that it is a good way to subtly tell guests to go home.
Time to blaze whilst Simon Blazes..... Puff puff pass.
Puff puff pass.
Hey at 2:49 - 2:59 the audio seem to cut off even when Simon came on back in the video...was it a copyright thing or was it bad editing?
Sam would never do an error or the bald cocaine fueled Whistler would beat the shit of him with jumper cables
@@michellemire8462 😂😂😂😂