Be careful with those "10 free meals" those box meals advertise. We used to do Blue Apron and those "10 free meals" really means 10 free servings. So if you get the 4 serving meals it's really more like 2 1/2 free full meals. However, it's really good. The meat and produce is really good. It's nice to just have the right amount of a certain spice you'll only use once as opposed to having a jar of turmeric or ground sage or some shit that you bought to use once in your cupboard for 15 years. Plus, if a recipe calls for like, one clove of garlic they send you a whole bulb of garlic, so bonus. The recipes are really good, we remake them regularly at the Moordik house. In fact, we're having one tonight. So, Hello Fresh; seriously some good shit 👍
He does all of this with his feet. . . . . Well it's not like his small child will ever put her mouth on anything in reach. . . .like say her father's shoes. But washing hands is sooooooo much harder to do that to maneuver around with the same pair of shoes that is now 8000 fold strong of many a bathroom's essence.
"No one redecorates their house for every season, do they?" asks Simon, innocently. Simon, meet my wife: I can enter my home office at 8 a.m. and have a completely redecorated house by lunchtime. Furniture appears and disappears, wall hangings and carpets come and go, even memorial urns traverse several rooms throughout the year. No money spent. She used to do it all while working and raising two kids. Now she just has me around (yeah it is awesome!) and is ever more industrious in her interior redesigns.
Are you sure you going to the right house every evening, I can see a number of confused women as you plonk yourself down on the sofa du jour and ask "how was your day dear" :D
Archie McPhee (previously known as Accoutrements) makes some great gag gift items. I love their historic action figures. I currently have 9 of them, but my favorite is VanGogh with interchangeable heads of before and after he cut his ear off.
Last Blaze: toilet squatting demonstration This Blaze: toilet button kicking demonstration You definitely found your back down the same rabbit hole you were exploring pre hiatus
Oh by the way.. someone is selling pieces of land in Scotland by the square foot apparently so the new owner of the land can be considered a "Lord" it feels like it belongs on here.
Former medical massage therapist here: I can definitely see benefits to a foot powered treadmill transport thing like that. The way it's a controlled even stable surface is good for injury prevention, and most interestingly, the fact that you're pushing against resistance completely changes the nature and intensity of the workout. You'd get a much better muscular workout. It's a lot like combining a pushing exercise with a longer duration cardio. I think it's clever and looks fun, especially if you made it just a hair smaller/more efficient and suited the wheels and suspension to more off-road use. Think of how it would help in areas with bad dirt roads and no sidewalks! Imagine if you wanted to do barefoot running for orthopedic reasons but it was muddy and gross outside! So yeah, thanks for coming to my TED talk I guess lol. Quick edit: Also something like this, where the resistance is adjustable and you can be partly assisted by a motor, equipped with a sling to sit in, would be a cool physical therapy tool for disabled and injured people to take actual outdoor walks in for their modified exercise instead of being stuck in a treatment room!!! Aaaaaa!!!
I'll often watch your new uploads (on whatever channel you serve) as I get up in the morning while getting ready for work. It's very rare that I get past the daily "rant" before I get in my car, and I have to not only get up and ready myself, but I also have to care for 8 animals before heading out. I'm not complaining.
Honestly when you think about a channel that is about a guy reading another guys script about random mostly business related things sounds like it'd be boring but legit this is the most entertaining and engaging channel I watch atm. Like it is so damn good! haha
Dyson hand dryer Friend owns pub brand new install “Mate, wtf is going on with your new urinals?” “Eh?” “The grey and yellow ones that blow piss everywhere” “Aahhhh” (runs into gents) “Gotcha” (as he exits)
Simon I completely agree with you on the loo stuff, a study found the Dyson style hand-dryers are the worst way to dry hands in a sanitary way when compared with traditional hand-dryers and paper towels. Paper towels were the best as long as they were properly thrown in the bin. This will hopefully lead to hospitals having fewer of the Dyson style ones. I also hate places which take the toilet lids off the toilets. Also one potential (& admittedly desperate) upside to the Pandemic is less social pressure to shake hands with random strangers
Wanted to pause and drop this comment before I forgot. This is basically the only channel where I don't skip through ad reads, because you make them entertaining. Hoping more sponsors will embrace the sort of unorthodox manner here, surely unique ads draw more attention (and thus business) to brands than seeing the same copy and paste ad reads everywhere you look. Anyway, onto the rest of the video!
Business Blaze ad reads are the only ad reads I actually watch and don't skip. Also more likely to check the product out too. Simon's delivery of them actually makes it interesting, and advertisers should take note.
Lol we have those hand dryers some places and I've got the same thought process. I also use my foot to flush/open doors/etc in public restrooms, I do my best to avoid public restrooms unless absolutely necessary
The issue of recycling is actually a pretty interesting topic worthy of a business blaze. The whole thing of shipping plastic to other countries so it can be recycled (but really it’s often just burned) is kind of an interesting bit of marketing, because we all do recycling, and feel bad if we don’t, but it’s not actually as effective as we think
I watched "Today I Found Out" at random times for a year or so before discovering The Blaze. Over the past week I have watched an embarrassing number of Blaze uploads and am absolutely hooked as well as thoroughly entertained. I say all this to point out that after being Blazed, so to speak, I returned to TIFO to watch an upload that caught my eye only to find out that it no longer held the same entertainment value for me. Sure the content is still informative and well thought out, but after watching BB, TIFO is reminiscent of when, as a teenager, I used to bring home a friend and watch them pretend to be a nice and well mannered member of society in front of my parents until we made it to the safety of my room where they would revert back to their true self and start cursing and telling dick jokes. Long live The Blaze, dick jokes are important...
My best friend actually did forget how to ride a bike, we were camping and went for a nice bike ride. When we got back to the campsite I stopped, hopped off my bike, and turned around just in time to see her come to a stop and just fall over. I thought that she may have tangled her shoestring in the pedals but no, every time we went riding she did the same thing and would fall over once she stopped. She may have not forgotten how to ride a bike, she may have never learned how to stop. To save her from embarrassment I never questioned her about it and we didn’t go riding any more on camping trips.
@@zeusathena26 that probably would be best, but it might be like my ex, who launched the bowling ball six feet high and twenty feet down the lane before it thunderously crashed to earth every time she bowled, but I was getting laid that night if I didn't start any shit. It was nearly a year after we were broken up that she asked why I never told her, and this was my exact answer.
@@zeusathena26...I did try to help her but she was very embarrassed and didn’t want to talk about it so I didn’t press her. I figured she would talk about it when she was ready.
9:30 yes! You had it right Simon!!!! It's one of my favorite conversations to talk about it because it's such a weird topic! Your solo cups are actually every color except red! We see red because that is specifically the color they aren't. It's so mind bending and it's why science is amazing :-)
13:30 car exhaust grill: no gadget-buying needed! Wrap beef/pork/salmon/chicken + select veg tightly in foil; lay in a safe area of the engine bay; drive, arrive, and dine in style.
This is just amazing! I would love to listenn to Simon just comenting a sports event, like a football (Soccer for our american friends) Game or a movie, or anything, because I just love to hear him rant! Even my dog loves to watch your chanels, I just have to tell him, "wann watch the bald beardy man ´talk?" and he is all excited! Thank you so much for telling me things i did not know, and make me laugh so often!
This show is so entertaining, I didn't even realize the music had cut out until it faded in and back out a second later around like 29:00! Simon doesn't even need music, he's the entire show in one package.
Simon, try the "proper handwashing technique' (dang auto correct) utilized by medical professionals.... wet hands, add soap, ensuring to spend time on back of the hands, between the fingers, and around and under the nails. Rinse (leave sink on) dry with paper towels, then use paper towels to turn off faucet and open door. Throw out paper towel and move on...
Umm.. handwriting technique? I think you meant hand washing technique. 🤣🤣 Lol it ok I just had to say something, but yes he does need to wash his hands. He prepares Danny's food for goodness sake!
Finally, someone at least mentions the passing of Randy - not only a true master of debunking nonsense and exposing charlatans, champion and popularizer of knowledge and reason, the granddaddy of the modern skeptic-rationalist movement, but also a genuinely kind and wholesome human being. He will be missed. Thank you, Simon.
I think the addition of the occasional fart noise really kicks up the seriousness factor of the Blaze. Thank you for the outdoor treadmill demonstration.
Thank you so much for this video. I'm about to have to put down my cat that I've had since I was 12. This video gave me some much needed joy and laughter today. Doing a business blaze marathon to cheer myself up.
Martha Stewart, on her vast acreage somewhere like Connecticut, has four complete homes - one for each season. Each one landscaped and decorated for fall or spring or winter or summer. She once had tulip bulbs ordered and planted along a low wall at the entry. She came home and found the contractor had planted them inside the wall rather than directed - outside the wall. Upon blooming she decided she liked them. Likely agood choice as there were...forty thousand of them.
I'm just here because Simon. Found top tenz years ago and he's been my favorite TH-camr since. I watch all of the channels I know about, like seven or eight. Only TH-camr I've ever considered buying merch from.
Made 2 days prior to the domestic-terror attack in USA... different wording might have been chosen a few days later. We're on a calamitous cusp of history. Simon and team, thanks for giving us some much-needed diversion from pandemic and politics.
James Randy was an amazing person! When are you doing a Biographics episode on him Simon? :) I had the pleasure of visiting him when he used to live in Florida. His library of woo and pseudoscience was quite fun and he had so many great stories.
I have spent months watching everything and trying to catch up but, i miss some things. Ever had a fan script competition? Not sure what legal stuff you'd need (based on your model) but could be a fun idea.
No you're actually completely right about the hand dryers whether the Dyson or the regular kind they are much less sanitary they do literally blow the air that is floating around the bathroom on to your hands at a high-speed so just millions of poop particles and piss particles are being sprayed onto your hands and it's a very gross there's a girl at some prestigious college in America who did a study about it you can look it up it was pretty interesting actually
the fact that he unwittingly admits to providing an even less sanitary environment for the next person by allowing the tread of his shoes to make contact with surfaces that are meant to be manipulated by hand... thanks for smearing your shoe filth on the handles, Simon. well thought out, my boy.
Also not as green really, especially depending what's making that electricity At least paper trees are replanted after harvest so sequester carbon that doesn't go back into the atmosphere
@@WolfgangDoW yes thats always my argument to the "electric car/electric everything" ppl...liiikkeee u do know that 90% of the electricity comes from burning coal right? which according to those types is just *terrible* soooo theres a disconnect somewhere along the way there...
If you want to be blown away by color changing electronic ink… There’s a paint system that can be used on cars. It’s a multi layer system that is charged differently throughout the layers. And when you paint it on… The car can totally change colors and light up when the current is applied. It’s fucking expensive but it’s incredible. I got some samples to mess with for an upcoming project and I can’t wait.
So here’s the thing, Simons accent and overall look makes us Americans think he is a learned man from the halls of Cambridge (the UKs Harvard), but then he goes on to break our brains when he has to question the past tense of “legend”. Simon is a paradox in flesh to us Americans.
I think it’s purely psychological. As proven by various studies, your accent influences your appeal and appearance, perception by other’s. And based on this the „classical British accent“ is known to be a sign of social high standing and intelligence. But for a Scottish or Irish person it allegedly just sounds snobby or from the high horse.
@@justusegner1405 In America “learned” is the same as “snobby” or “from the high horse”. It’s def psychological, and begins way back in our youth, the “under educated bully” takes the “smart geek” and stuffs him in a locker. Bullying can be a good thing, it can keep the smarties grounded, and make them truly appreciate the status they receive as adults who make all the money. Take away bullying, and you get Twitter mobs, geeks who should’ve been stuffed in lockers, but weren’t, and now have a sense of entitlement and grandeur way above their actual station in life. There needs to be a happy medium, allow bullying, but not to the point that some 6th grader whacks themselves. Simon was clearly bullied, as evident by his self deprecating humor, he knows what he’s achieved, and doesn’t take it lightly.
This must be an American thing because it's downright weird and something I didn't know existed until I started watching beauty YT videos and every single American woman is buying seasonal decorations, season-specific scented candles and all sorts of hyper capitalist crap (the amount of packaging American things have also makes me physically tight in the chest and I'm not even a huge greenie, I can't watch the rampant consumerism now I'm not even kidding. You're unironically going to kill us all).
Yes. ABS But if you're chained to a radiator you have to pick your battles. Danny has subtly powned His boss, by watching him trip up through the pronunciation of the full chemical name of a common plastic. Epic Legend.
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Be careful with those "10 free meals" those box meals advertise. We used to do Blue Apron and those "10 free meals" really means 10 free servings. So if you get the 4 serving meals it's really more like 2 1/2 free full meals.
However, it's really good. The meat and produce is really good. It's nice to just have the right amount of a certain spice you'll only use once as opposed to having a jar of turmeric or ground sage or some shit that you bought to use once in your cupboard for 15 years. Plus, if a recipe calls for like, one clove of garlic they send you a whole bulb of garlic, so bonus.
The recipes are really good, we remake them regularly at the Moordik house. In fact, we're having one tonight.
So, Hello Fresh; seriously some good shit 👍
@@cravenmoordik But it’s free food! I prefer to complain about the portions at Costco.
Call me when you got a first 10 grams free ad if you know what I mean
I can see Simon's new year resolution was not giving up cocaine.
Why ever would anyone give up cocaine? Allegedly.
A Great resolution indeed
The "alleged cocaine", I doubt he'd actually be doing it, because I don't think he'd talk about it if he did.
Cue: "The Cocaine Episode"
Why give up a good thing?
His resolution was actually the literal "Not giving up cocaine" 😂
Simon's impression of a hand dryer is the noise in my head when I see people wearing their face masks under their nose.
Well said!
Wait if Danny is dead.... does that make him your ghost writer?
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@@nathansmith891 damn! You got there befo…three months before me.
Haha, that's why his writing is so spirited 😁
lich writer
The “I’m gonna shut up because I’m not a scientist” is what most people should have/should say and do in 2020 and this new year 🤣
Simon *litchrally* said "stuff the meat pocket in your exhaust pipe" and didn't bat an eye.
Honestly that was the most accurate vocal representation of a hand dryer I've ever seen
Simon going to the toilet is like a taekwondo demonstration
Weird ...he doesnt use the hand dryer but .. still shits in public toliets... solid logic.
@@916wetcustoms Also went thru the whole spiel of leaving the bathroom and didn't mention washing his hands. So look who got the poopoo hands now
He does all of this with his feet. . . . . Well it's not like his small child will ever put her mouth on anything in reach. . . .like say her father's shoes. But washing hands is sooooooo much harder to do that to maneuver around with the same pair of shoes that is now 8000 fold strong of many a bathroom's essence.
@@steeljawX your shoes have shit on them the second you step in the bathroom lol
@@steeljawX ? Are you joking or just stupid
"No one redecorates their house for every season, do they?" asks Simon, innocently. Simon, meet my wife: I can enter my home office at 8 a.m. and have a completely redecorated house by lunchtime. Furniture appears and disappears, wall hangings and carpets come and go, even memorial urns traverse several rooms throughout the year. No money spent. She used to do it all while working and raising two kids. Now she just has me around (yeah it is awesome!) and is ever more industrious in her interior redesigns.
I know I’m not your wife, but I’m definitely your wife 😂 fall are my favorite decorations but I enjoy summers too.
My ex-boyfriend did that until I pointed out that I kinda like wandering around without my glasses on without stubbing my toes.
Was she an interior designer by chance?
Are you sure you going to the right house every evening, I can see a number of confused women as you plonk yourself down on the sofa du jour and ask "how was your day dear" :D
@@nurgle11 🤣🤣 that must be it! No wonder I keep being violently tossed out on the street by the rotating cast of strange men in my house.
3 minutes in and Simon hasn’t talked about unwanted inventions, but is raving about hand dryers, I love it.
If he ever got to the actual content within the first five minutes of Business Blaze I'd start to suspect he wasn't the real Simon.
@@jamielovstromhansen5099 Either that, or he did too much cocaine. Allegedly.
lets talk about the hand dryer that makes that kind of sound. will scared the shit of anyone. lol
@@caprailroad I just don't get why they have to have the audible equivalent of Concord doing a low pass
Archie McPhee (previously known as Accoutrements) makes some great gag gift items. I love their historic action figures. I currently have 9 of them, but my favorite is VanGogh with interchangeable heads of before and after he cut his ear off.
Nobody asked for Simon’s glorious invention of Business Blaze but he did it anyway
And what a Chad move he did for creating it
even Kim likes Blaze!!
T'was but a flex..
Holy shit kim what's up it's been forever
The Dear Leader likes Business Blaze!
Is that a real account for Kim? If so deadly awesome
Last Blaze: toilet squatting demonstration
This Blaze: toilet button kicking demonstration
You definitely found your back down the same rabbit hole you were exploring pre hiatus
You absolute Legend
How many likes for Simon to make a new channel where he just rants?
It could be called Rants by Raid and it would be sponsored by raid shadow legends
@@BelcarrigFarm allegedly...
isn't this the one?
oh yes! even better than just a few episodes on bb :D
Sh*t Simon hates - with Simon Whistler
"I was going to say November for some stupid. I don't know why."
Cocaine is why.
Allegedly.
Simon saying the bits during his ad reads that are like repeat call to action is just so funny
Dear Simon: I need "I'm going to shut up because I'm not a scientist", "the past was the worst", and "who cares!" as a meme.
A meme? A gif? A t-shirt? All of the above?
I prefer nobody cares...
I burst out laughing at work when you did the Queen 😂😂😂
Bathroom hack for Simon: use a piece of paper towel after you dry your hands, to open the door, so your hand doesn't touch the handle directly
Oh by the way.. someone is selling pieces of land in Scotland by the square foot apparently so the new owner of the land can be considered a "Lord" it feels like it belongs on here.
Hm... Buy four parcels of land and make your castle on stilts.
There are at least three people who do this, actually. Plus someone in England.
5:25 - Chapter 1 - Hander pants
7:50 - Chapter 2 - Color changing e dress
13:30 - Chapter 3 - Car exhaust grill
15:35 - Mid roll ads
20:15 - Chapter 4 - Double decked couch
23:25 - Chapter 5 - Treadmobile
25:50 - Chapter 6 - Power balance bracelets
Business Blaze is what we all need in these troubled times.
Think they know? They _do_ keep us filled up with this strange silliness. 😂
@@Digitalhunny I think deep down they know. If only all media was more like business blaze.
@@michaelblaszkiewicz7283 - So, true. 💖
@Nolan Is Innocent - Bet you had fun! Don't sweat it, honestly it's your body & it is not physically addictive. You're good. 🤗
Former medical massage therapist here: I can definitely see benefits to a foot powered treadmill transport thing like that. The way it's a controlled even stable surface is good for injury prevention, and most interestingly, the fact that you're pushing against resistance completely changes the nature and intensity of the workout. You'd get a much better muscular workout. It's a lot like combining a pushing exercise with a longer duration cardio. I think it's clever and looks fun, especially if you made it just a hair smaller/more efficient and suited the wheels and suspension to more off-road use. Think of how it would help in areas with bad dirt roads and no sidewalks! Imagine if you wanted to do barefoot running for orthopedic reasons but it was muddy and gross outside! So yeah, thanks for coming to my TED talk I guess lol. Quick edit: Also something like this, where the resistance is adjustable and you can be partly assisted by a motor, equipped with a sling to sit in, would be a cool physical therapy tool for disabled and injured people to take actual outdoor walks in for their modified exercise instead of being stuck in a treatment room!!! Aaaaaa!!!
My heart is just as cold and dead as Dani's hands, but still I wake up each day. You know what keeps me going? RAID SHADOW LEGE-
I'll often watch your new uploads (on whatever channel you serve) as I get up in the morning while getting ready for work.
It's very rare that I get past the daily "rant" before I get in my car, and I have to not only get up and ready myself, but I also have to care for 8 animals before heading out.
I'm not complaining.
Simon throws back to a short time when everyone was filled with optimism for 2021
"You can just rant and we'll listen."
Yeah.
One of these days I want somebody from Danny’s past to comment and verify EVERY SINGLE STORY
Honestly when you think about a channel that is about a guy reading another guys script about random mostly business related things sounds like it'd be boring but legit this is the most entertaining and engaging channel I watch atm. Like it is so damn good! haha
Dyson hand dryer
Friend owns pub brand new install
“Mate, wtf is going on with your new urinals?”
“Eh?”
“The grey and yellow ones that blow piss everywhere”
“Aahhhh” (runs into gents)
“Gotcha” (as he exits)
Hahaha PMSL that's fucking funny
Simon I completely agree with you on the loo stuff, a study found the Dyson style hand-dryers are the worst way to dry hands in a sanitary way when compared with traditional hand-dryers and paper towels. Paper towels were the best as long as they were properly thrown in the bin. This will hopefully lead to hospitals having fewer of the Dyson style ones. I also hate places which take the toilet lids off the toilets.
Also one potential (& admittedly desperate) upside to the Pandemic is less social pressure to shake hands with random strangers
Simon, we didn't need you to tell us you were one of "those guys" in a public restroom, you just give off that vibe... In a good way, of course...
'Those guys' as compared to the entitled, hypercoiffed and careless.
'Those guys' as compared to the entitled, hypercoiffed and careless cave people we tolerate, carefully.
Wanted to pause and drop this comment before I forgot.
This is basically the only channel where I don't skip through ad reads, because you make them entertaining. Hoping more sponsors will embrace the sort of unorthodox manner here, surely unique ads draw more attention (and thus business) to brands than seeing the same copy and paste ad reads everywhere you look.
Anyway, onto the rest of the video!
Simon! you all missed the opportunity for that massive joke about "Slapping raw meat next to your exhaust pipe!" - not even a HE-MAN meme!!!! LOL
"These other guys don't have to be smart, you were the president! Though come to think of it"
I laughed very hard.
I came here for the waffling. Stayed for the waffling
Simon, you are not alone. I too use my foot for flushing and door opening.
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Millions !
"I'm going to shut up I'm not a scientist" Simon covering his ass. Lol great video
Business Blaze ad reads are the only ad reads I actually watch and don't skip. Also more likely to check the product out too. Simon's delivery of them actually makes it interesting, and advertisers should take note.
*Why you always lyin*
What a classic iconic meme song
The only more iconic song i can think of is
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@@mp40submachinegun81 You totally got me with that one! You OG Legend!
@@eMDeeG I'm not clicking the link because I think I already now what it is. I've been caught out too many times! Haha 😄
@@mp40submachinegun81 I memorized the link. You cannot fool me.
@@leonchevalier Good for you! Almost unbelievably, it was a first for me. I did literally LOL when it happened.
Lol we have those hand dryers some places and I've got the same thought process. I also use my foot to flush/open doors/etc in public restrooms, I do my best to avoid public restrooms unless absolutely necessary
Because you can't say "Go to HelloFresh.com" without saying "Go to Hell!"
Ol'fresh hell
The issue of recycling is actually a pretty interesting topic worthy of a business blaze. The whole thing of shipping plastic to other countries so it can be recycled (but really it’s often just burned) is kind of an interesting bit of marketing, because we all do recycling, and feel bad if we don’t, but it’s not actually as effective as we think
Praise for 'dead Danny' who still took time to write you a script...
Danny probably just feels dead inside after going from international traveler to locked in Simon's basement.
I love sarah
I watched "Today I Found Out" at random times for a year or so before discovering The Blaze. Over the past week I have watched an embarrassing number of Blaze uploads and am absolutely hooked as well as thoroughly entertained. I say all this to point out that after being Blazed, so to speak, I returned to TIFO to watch an upload that caught my eye only to find out that it no longer held the same entertainment value for me. Sure the content is still informative and well thought out, but after watching BB, TIFO is reminiscent of when, as a teenager, I used to bring home a friend and watch them pretend to be a nice and well mannered member of society in front of my parents until we made it to the safety of my room where they would revert back to their true self and start cursing and telling dick jokes. Long live The Blaze, dick jokes are important...
Well said. Casual criminalist is amazing for tangents and rants as well. Seeing Simon wrestle with the idea of capital punishment is so great
Business blaze; we never asked for it, but we allways ask for more
My favorite part of the "Simon and Danny are locked in the basement" meme is that Simon blazes from a basement. 10/10 trolling
My best friend actually did forget how to ride a bike, we were camping and went for a nice bike ride. When we got back to the campsite I stopped, hopped off my bike, and turned around just in time to see her come to a stop and just fall over. I thought that she may have tangled her shoestring in the pedals but no, every time we went riding she did the same thing and would fall over once she stopped. She may have not forgotten how to ride a bike, she may have never learned how to stop. To save her from embarrassment I never questioned her about it and we didn’t go riding any more on camping trips.
Or you could show her how to stop? She might appreciate the tip. I would in that situation.
@@zeusathena26 that probably would be best, but it might be like my ex, who launched the bowling ball six feet high and twenty feet down the lane before it thunderously crashed to earth every time she bowled, but I was getting laid that night if I didn't start any shit. It was nearly a year after we were broken up that she asked why I never told her, and this was my exact answer.
@@sparkyplugclean2402 🤣🤣 must have been a sight to see!
@@zeusathena26...I did try to help her but she was very embarrassed and didn’t want to talk about it so I didn’t press her. I figured she would talk about it when she was ready.
Simon Whistler's Master Class on how to not have meetings, bonus class on how to use public bathrooms without touching anything.
I was gonna make the same "nobody asked for business blaze joke", but Simon beat me to it lol.
Simon is right, but business blaze turned out great.
4.16 "why am I doing this? Where am I?!"
Yaay! Blaze is back!
Had to watch this again. First time was sleep watching. New weird habit. 🤔🤣
Simon: "I'm going to shut up because I'm not a scientist." Me: LOL
I'm in love with you
I clicked the thumbs down on your comment. I actually like it, but I felt a sudden need to smash a dislike button.
PLEASE meme Simon doing the breathing to turn on the lights thing!!!!!! LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sweet! Stay safe and well Simon and keep up the good work fella!
Hey Simon -- Great work on the Dyson Hand Dryer imitation.
I agree with you 100% about not touching surfaces, handles, etc.
Yes. Best part of the day is seeing the fact boy give me the facts.
Simon is sure we all need to get fact(ed)
9:30 yes! You had it right Simon!!!! It's one of my favorite conversations to talk about it because it's such a weird topic! Your solo cups are actually every color except red! We see red because that is specifically the color they aren't. It's so mind bending and it's why science is amazing :-)
Im right there with you Simon on the restroom dance. My rule: dont touch anything but the paper and me if possible.
don't touch yourself in public bathrooms..
you could get in trouble for that😜
@@stefanmuntean5289 ba dum tum tum psss!!! XD
Did you know that any tp outside of the dispenser is probably covered in germs as well? XD
13:30 car exhaust grill: no gadget-buying needed! Wrap beef/pork/salmon/chicken + select veg tightly in foil; lay in a safe area of the engine bay; drive, arrive, and dine in style.
Archee McPhee is where you get magic and novelty items. I'm from Seattle.
Archee McPhee is a gem.
Okay, good. I'm glad someone else here is aware that they are a joke shop.
This is just amazing! I would love to listenn to Simon just comenting a sports event, like a football (Soccer for our american friends) Game or a movie, or anything, because I just love to hear him rant! Even my dog loves to watch your chanels, I just have to tell him, "wann watch the bald beardy man ´talk?" and he is all excited! Thank you so much for telling me things i did not know, and make me laugh so often!
Hey Simon, Speaking of inventions nobody asked for, you should ask Danny to take a look at the Glow In The Dark sundial
Lol
This show is so entertaining, I didn't even realize the music had cut out until it faded in and back out a second later around like 29:00!
Simon doesn't even need music, he's the entire show in one package.
Simon, try the "proper handwashing technique' (dang auto correct) utilized by medical professionals.... wet hands, add soap, ensuring to spend time on back of the hands, between the fingers, and around and under the nails. Rinse (leave sink on) dry with paper towels, then use paper towels to turn off faucet and open door. Throw out paper towel and move on...
Remember that.
Umm.. handwriting technique? I think you meant hand washing technique. 🤣🤣 Lol it ok I just had to say something, but yes he does need to wash his hands. He prepares Danny's food for goodness sake!
‘Handwriting technique’ and ‘medical professionals’ are mutually exclusive terms
@@tornagawn Covered up a 'multitude of sins', allegedly.
All paper towels are more green cos they sequester carbon
As an American I just waste a bunch of paper and use a different piece of paper to touch every surface
I love how the ads are just as entertaining as the video
Finally, someone at least mentions the passing of Randy - not only a true master of debunking nonsense and exposing charlatans, champion and popularizer of knowledge and reason, the granddaddy of the modern skeptic-rationalist movement, but also a genuinely kind and wholesome human being. He will be missed.
Thank you, Simon.
How about the most dangerous kids toys
#freedanie
Lol. I thought about the old snl sketch , Bag O Glass.... the kids are gonna love this!
@@coolbeans6357 the Joey Bag-O-Glass was also my first thought. Dan Aykroyd did that skit if I recall correctly.
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@@RGC-gn2nm no rickroll for me thanky sai
this is the link you want: th-cam.com/video/XESxsUl6hGU/w-d-xo.html
Remember that time they thought led fuel, led paint, led toys and asbestos I'm walls was a good idea. 😂😂😂
I think the addition of the occasional fart noise really kicks up the seriousness factor of the Blaze. Thank you for the outdoor treadmill demonstration.
Quarter million of us, we are perfectly happy to just listen to you rant. You don't push an agenda, your like a pallet cleanser.
The energy in this blaze was SO FRESH. Great start to the new year, Simon. 🔥
I watched at the 54th view, which obviously is a secret code meaning set Danny Free.
Nice try Danny, who gave you the Wi-Fi password?
Thank you so much for this video. I'm about to have to put down my cat that I've had since I was 12. This video gave me some much needed joy and laughter today. Doing a business blaze marathon to cheer myself up.
Martha Stewart, on her vast acreage somewhere like Connecticut, has four complete homes - one for each season. Each one landscaped and decorated for fall or spring or winter or summer. She once had tulip bulbs ordered and planted along a low wall at the entry. She came home and found the contractor had planted them inside the wall rather than directed - outside the wall. Upon blooming she decided she liked them. Likely agood choice as there were...forty thousand of them.
I do the same things in public bathrooms, and I thought I was the weird one. Thank you for showing me there are others. Power to the people!
Lets be honest. Nobody asks for any inventions. That is what makes them inventions.
I think that’s called a contract or research grand.
@@rickyheath7607 You should probably stop thinking then.
"Taaacos"..... BAHAHA!!!! You and my StepMom are the only ones I've ever heard that pronounce it this way. Hilarious!!!
A new Business Blaze the day before my birthday?! Oh Simon you’re a Legend... AlLegendly 😉
Happy birthday!!!!
I'm just here because Simon. Found top tenz years ago and he's been my favorite TH-camr since. I watch all of the channels I know about, like seven or eight. Only TH-camr I've ever considered buying merch from.
"repeat call to action" Is this a meal delivery service or a revolution?
Made 2 days prior to the domestic-terror attack in USA... different wording might have been chosen a few days later. We're on a calamitous cusp of history. Simon and team, thanks for giving us some much-needed diversion from pandemic and politics.
Different, that is, from "call to action"...
Danny’s ending was a rare double callback. Excellent work
James Randy was an amazing person! When are you doing a Biographics episode on him Simon? :) I had the pleasure of visiting him when he used to live in Florida. His library of woo and pseudoscience was quite fun and he had so many great stories.
He was truly Amazing! We need more people like him.
You can really tell this is the first Blaze after holiday. The yelling is turned up to 11. And that's a good thing. 👍
I have spent months watching everything and trying to catch up but, i miss some things. Ever had a fan script competition? Not sure what legal stuff you'd need (based on your model) but could be a fun idea.
Archie McPhee was my entire childhood 🤣 punching nun puppets, rubber chickens, potato guns...life was good 😁
Look up Archie Mcphees..... They are a joke shop.... That product isn't designed to be serious...
They are AWESOME.
That bitconnect transition was absolutely flawless. I honestly can't stop laughing.
No you're actually completely right about the hand dryers whether the Dyson or the regular kind they are much less sanitary they do literally blow the air that is floating around the bathroom on to your hands at a high-speed so just millions of poop particles and piss particles are being sprayed onto your hands and it's a very gross there's a girl at some prestigious college in America who did a study about it you can look it up it was pretty interesting actually
the fact that he unwittingly admits to providing an even less sanitary environment for the next person by allowing the tread of his shoes to make contact with surfaces that are meant to be manipulated by hand... thanks for smearing your shoe filth on the handles, Simon. well thought out, my boy.
Also not as green really, especially depending what's making that electricity
At least paper trees are replanted after harvest so sequester carbon that doesn't go back into the atmosphere
@@WolfgangDoW yes thats always my argument to the "electric car/electric everything" ppl...liiikkeee u do know that 90% of the electricity comes from burning coal right? which according to those types is just *terrible* soooo theres a disconnect somewhere along the way there...
@@WolfgangDoW never thought of that....germophobes literally make the bathroom dirtier for *Everyone* else with their antics.
If you want to be blown away by color changing electronic ink… There’s a paint system that can be used on cars. It’s a multi layer system that is charged differently throughout the layers.
And when you paint it on… The car can totally change colors and light up when the current is applied. It’s fucking expensive but it’s incredible. I got some samples to mess with for an upcoming project and I can’t wait.
Simon: Fast fashion is an environmental catastrophe
Also Simon: Hello Fresh!
The only ads on the internet I don't skip. So entertaining!
I hope Simon remembered to feed Danny over the holidays..... or at least left enough food in his bowl.....
He gave him kibble from an open bag. Some breeds can be free fed like poodles.
Business Blaze... the thing no one asked for but now something we can’t live without.
So here’s the thing, Simons accent and overall look makes us Americans think he is a learned man from the halls of Cambridge (the UKs Harvard), but then he goes on to break our brains when he has to question the past tense of “legend”. Simon is a paradox in flesh to us Americans.
The key to Simon's success. Perception is Everything!:-) 🖖
A visual representation of business blaze
...and Canadians. Some slimebag once called him a "dirty Brit"; enraged, I created and sent in a TopTenz list of his terrific attributes.
I think it’s purely psychological. As proven by various studies, your accent influences your appeal and appearance, perception by other’s. And based on this the „classical British accent“ is known to be a sign of social high standing and intelligence. But for a Scottish or Irish person it allegedly just sounds snobby or from the high horse.
@@justusegner1405 In America “learned” is the same as “snobby” or “from the high horse”. It’s def psychological, and begins way back in our youth, the “under educated bully” takes the “smart geek” and stuffs him in a locker. Bullying can be a good thing, it can keep the smarties grounded, and make them truly appreciate the status they receive as adults who make all the money. Take away bullying, and you get Twitter mobs, geeks who should’ve been stuffed in lockers, but weren’t, and now have a sense of entitlement and grandeur way above their actual station in life. There needs to be a happy medium, allow bullying, but not to the point that some 6th grader whacks themselves. Simon was clearly bullied, as evident by his self deprecating humor, he knows what he’s achieved, and doesn’t take it lightly.
YES SIMON FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW I FEEL WHENEVER I GO TO A PUBLIC TOILET!!!
We have those dryers here and I HATE them they are DISGUSTING
"I get you Simon, we would be good friends." I'm glad I'm not alone with touching things and air hand dryers
My mother rotates decorations in the house per season, always has.
I thought this was normal until.... Now... And have felt bad for not doing it.... Until now. Thank you for my mental freedom
This must be an American thing because it's downright weird and something I didn't know existed until I started watching beauty YT videos and every single American woman is buying seasonal decorations, season-specific scented candles and all sorts of hyper capitalist crap (the amount of packaging American things have also makes me physically tight in the chest and I'm not even a huge greenie, I can't watch the rampant consumerism now I'm not even kidding. You're unironically going to kill us all).
Don't worry, I've never gone to a public toilet either without following the Whistler Protocol.
Most people just call it ABS plastic rather than Acrylonitrile butadiene styrene
Yes. ABS
But if you're chained to a radiator you have to pick your battles. Danny has subtly powned
His boss, by watching him trip up through the pronunciation of the full chemical name of a common plastic. Epic Legend.
@@christopherneelyakagoattmo6078 Guess he's gotta take his wins where he can get 'em
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