The Best 5G Conspiracy Theories

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Thanks to Skillshare for sponsoring! The first 1000 people to use this link will get a free trial of Skillshare Premium Membership: skl.sh/businessblaze01211

    • @martinaherold465
      @martinaherold465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi

    • @theCidisIn
      @theCidisIn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yyeeeessssss I hate it when people use, "Well, you can live in the dark if you want." As a winning line. I'm gonna use that line while arguing my anti conspiracy theories now.

    • @TTillahFK
      @TTillahFK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should have mixed in some "COCAINE!"'s to throw the algorythm of the tinfoil-hat-sent

    • @rackneh
      @rackneh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best terrorist attacks? Hellyeah bring it on

    • @TheHardys01
      @TheHardys01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sooooo are our governments and tech companies just good now?
      Like we can just trust em if they say somethings safe??
      Because I've seen some of Simon's other videos.... And yeahhh......
      They're not so trustworthy.

  • @covle9180
    @covle9180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "if you're dumb, and you need some skills..."
    Honestly, how anybody is still sponsoring you is beyond me. Don't ever change.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Nearly every video is sponsored these days and it blows my mind.

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@brainblaze6526 Good censorship can dampen a good day.
      Apparently...........Oh sshhhhhhhh....conspiracy theories are not conspiracies my marijuana farmer neighbor told me so.( no lie)
      We're just standard organic farmers in Humboldt county which is coastal Northern California.
      Redwood trees, ferns, fog many many foggy days.....and California's number one cash crop Marijuana..yup( now it's kinda of sorta legal)

    • @extrastuff9463
      @extrastuff9463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I suspect they either realised it fits with the style of the channel, they looked at the numbers and concluded enough people interact with the URL... or alternatively whatever PR company they outsource it to doesn't care about results and optics (likely one of the first two scenarios).

    • @covle9180
      @covle9180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@extrastuff9463 tbf Business Blaze is one of the very very few channels where I don't instantly skip the sponsored message. So he's got that going for him.
      (the other is ElectroBoom)

    • @jamesmerutka889
      @jamesmerutka889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brainblaze6526 And this must be why the Boi with the Blaze is making small appearances in the other channels?
      We want more! We demand it! We are the Legends, so you must give in!

  • @adamreddaway2005
    @adamreddaway2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Simon: "This is a little bit of a tangent."
    Me: "That's why we come here Simon, Blaze on."

    • @TotallyNotRedneckYall
      @TotallyNotRedneckYall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤘

    • @mummamu1970
      @mummamu1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100%

    • @davidringle7
      @davidringle7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly that's why we are here Simon

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      legend

    • @LJCyrus1
      @LJCyrus1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@brainblaze6526 New channel idea for you Simon. "Tangential Relations", wherein you watch outtakes of yourself going on tangents and try to explain how you got there.

  • @jamesvivian2855
    @jamesvivian2855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    George Carlin said it best “think of how stupid the average person is, then realise that 50% of people are dumber than that”

    • @extrastuff9463
      @extrastuff9463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      While I like George Carlin I always had some issues with that particular line, but for a general audience referring to median instead of average would probably not get the same result.
      So while I could see a statistical scenario where more or less than 50% are dumber than the "average person" defined by whatever person is at (or close to) the average intelligence in the population... going with average in the joke was the right choice.

    • @rhynosouris710
      @rhynosouris710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@extrastuff9463 don't overthink it

    • @ErebuBat
      @ErebuBat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@extrastuff9463 Neeeerrrrrrdd!

    • @sirandrelefaedelinoge
      @sirandrelefaedelinoge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ErebuBat Randomly extending a word doesn't strengthen it.

    • @differentbutsimilar7893
      @differentbutsimilar7893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sirandrelefaedelinoge Pretty sure the 'strengthening' was something called humor. Low-level, but a pretty obvious joke, I thought. When is the last time anyone said that seriously? He's probably just saying that it's kind of a silly thing to read into. I say that as a self-identified nerd. It's pretty much an 80s/90s reference. Characters used to say it just like that in cartoons I saw growing up in the early 90s... and the joke was always on the one saying it in the end.
      What I'm saying is, it could've just been a friendly jab. No need to be that way about it. And this is coming from someone who personally knows nobody with more nerd energy than himself. Responses like this just make you look overly-concerned and insecure. None of this is really a big deal, anyway.
      It's just... people tend to respond a bit negatively to dissecting the frog. It's often considered bad taste, especially if it's a joke that lands well enough for most people to have a hearty laugh. If you're going to do that, basic social conventions dictate that you're going to have to put up with some jeering. It's not really personal, just one of those things that gets mildly frowned upon. Especially when the analysis given was already pretty obvious to anyone who cared about it. Everyone else laughed and moved on. People usually quote it in situations where large amounts of people inexplicably get something wrong, almost as sort of a cope for those times when you're looking around, just wondering what everyone is thinking as they march towards whatever asinine thing is wearing you down. It's more of a cynical remark on the general emotional fallibility of people today.
      But I mean... lets take it back to the top. Who says 'median' in a sentence like that? It really has nothing to do with intelligence and more to do with our shared vernacular. Accuracy simply isn't the priority when the point of your joke is "Lots of people are dumb, and lots more are dumber than them!" I mean... c'mon, how many jokes does he have about people abusing statistics. It's always a bit tounge-in-cheek. I thought that was part of the fun. He said 'average' because that's what people say. And he's probably been saying it that way all along, without thinking much about it. People clearly got the joke. And I'm betting most people understand that it is not literal truth... though a few fans get a little caught up in that.

  • @lmpeters
    @lmpeters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Many years ago, there was a story on Slashdot about a remote town that got a brand-new (probably 2G) cell tower, and almost immediately the locals started to complain that the radiation from the cell tower was causing headaches and all sorts of other medical issues. During a subsequent investigation, it turned out that the cell tower hadn't yet been turned on.

    • @SovereignwindVODs
      @SovereignwindVODs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Placebo is a hell of a drug

    • @luxorien
      @luxorien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nocebo.

    • @gamertoic1018
      @gamertoic1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think I saw that video. They had a pta school meeting and the Verizon spokesperson said something very odd about how his child died of radiation. The verizon spokesperson audio could have been tampered with or what not

    • @judgedeath7193
      @judgedeath7193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It doesn't actually matter, check out wind turbine syndrome! You've heard of the placebo effect? Well this is a kind of negative placebo effect!

    • @paulscottfilms
      @paulscottfilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do you think about the burned out homes you can see in Paradise CA. You know the homes that were burned out by Electromagnetic waves leaving the trees all around fine.

  • @J0NNNNN
    @J0NNNNN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    4 days of blaze in a row - Danny's working overtime in the basement

    • @tmontgomery9255
      @tmontgomery9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Well he is stuck in a basement with nothing to do but put the lotion on its skin so might as well pump those scripts out.

    • @Albinoafroman316
      @Albinoafroman316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Danny is working hard due to Simon sharing his Coke

    • @stonedronin9555
      @stonedronin9555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      One does not simply stop blazing

    • @DannySalter
      @DannySalter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I think we could consider expanding to five videos a day.
      I've worked out a new way of slowing down time with spoons.

    • @kronosomni2805
      @kronosomni2805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DannySalter Sponsored by Magic Spoon!

  • @petehornsby5516
    @petehornsby5516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    " arh, I can feel the cancer " that's the coke a cola sponsorship out the window. Might as well have another line allegedly

  • @puellanivis
    @puellanivis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Simon: “This is a little bit of a tangent.”
    me: [ grabs the popcorn and sets down for a 10 minute diversion ]

    • @StormTalara
      @StormTalara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ADHD ftw. 🤣

  • @xRubySky
    @xRubySky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    This is honestly one of the most entertaining channel on youtube, if not the best. I could listen to you reading scripts and adding your comments all day long XD
    Also a Business Blaze Video about terrorist attacks? Yes please!

    • @Logan.
      @Logan. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right? Only channel I can actually sit thru the ads

    • @Hollylivengood
      @Hollylivengood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Logan. I sat through an add for a beany that will shield you from 5g, thinking it was part of the video. It was so damn funny.

    • @Logan.
      @Logan. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hollylivengood lmao😂😂

  • @KaitouKaiju
    @KaitouKaiju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The thing about x-rays, you are perfectly fine with the few a year you get. The person taking them are exposed every day. That's why they leave the room.

    • @trespire
      @trespire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Dragonzaka And wear a lead lined apron, to protect the family jewels.

    • @leebee3845
      @leebee3845 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are not exposed to them BECAUSE they leave the room 🙄 If you have someone in the room wearing a lead apron whilst you are being x-rayed, then maybe you are living in some shitty second rate country that hasn't changed its technology since the 50s? Its the patient that wears the lead apron, to shield parts of their body that doesn't need an x-ray.

    • @trespire
      @trespire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leebee3845 My doctor told me he wears lead underpants on Tuesdays and Thursdays, to reduce his exposure.

    • @smeggerknee2448
      @smeggerknee2448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ask any science(physics)teacher the radiation exposure levels experienced by those flying regularly at high altitudes.
      Bear in mind that on long haul flights,crossing the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans these would be 3 or 4 hours at least twice per day.

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I really like this comparisonI read in comments on a different video where that idea was mentioned. If you go to a bar and order a drink and offer the bartender to have something on your dime, he may do it - but after three people have done the same thing, the bartender is gonna start refusing, because it's gonna get bad for his health. Especially if it happens every day.

  • @crypto66
    @crypto66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    You actually got me with that prank freeze. Thought my shitty internet's fucking up again.

    • @jamespaxton6395
      @jamespaxton6395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legit.

    • @renren4m802
      @renren4m802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was like 'oh shit the internet #cancelled simon in real time!"

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    People: Is the channel about business?
    Business Blaze: Yesn’t

    • @phomo561
      @phomo561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And that's what makes it great my supreme leader 🙏

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Does Simon Whistler need shampoo?

    • @DoomLatveria
      @DoomLatveria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have too many unanswered questions about if business blaze is or isn't about business, just like I do about many nations unnamed in my comment. (even my own. Have you seen this place?)

    • @WooShell
      @WooShell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@oracleofdelphi4533 no, just polish.

    • @mandysebeck9629
      @mandysebeck9629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh that had me laughing 😂 !!!! Good one Dear Leader 😆

  • @Fadamor
    @Fadamor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I can relate to Danny's alarm at a former friend's descent into madness. Forty years after I had lost contact with a high school friend (let's call him "Bob"), we re-connected and I discovered he had decided to support an underground anti-government Florida militia by re-loading spent ammo and collecting weapons. Bob was a government conspiracy theorist BEFORE Trump took office (just in case people thought there were no crazies before Trump). I would not be at all surprised if Bob was present at the U.S. Capitol on January 6 - he was at that level of batshit crazy.

    • @mattiemathis9549
      @mattiemathis9549 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you talked to him afterwards he would have told you that the people in the capital were Antifa dressed up as 3%’ers and true patriots were not involved…
      An unfortunately true tale I heard from my ultra conspiracy theorist/compulsive liar acquaintance.
      😂😂😂😂😂
      The scary thing is they truly believe it…🙀🙀🙀

  • @God-Emperor_Elizabeth_the_2nd
    @God-Emperor_Elizabeth_the_2nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    People who watch this channel should be called “Blazerunners”

    • @LunaBari
      @LunaBari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about trailblazers?

    • @samplesowoopass
      @samplesowoopass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe, but Simon wouldn't understand why.

    • @electricbeaver854
      @electricbeaver854 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just Blaze Away

  • @dalethompson6556
    @dalethompson6556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "capitalism is fine, just don't be a dick". The voice of our generation.
    Simon Whistler

    • @arcturionblade1077
      @arcturionblade1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      True unfettered capitalism requires that the money makers be dicks though. Morals and ethics never enters the equation with unregulated big business.

    • @danjones4432
      @danjones4432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arcturionblade1077 still better than socialism

    • @olivierkains1771
      @olivierkains1771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danjones4432 Define socialism

    • @JB-kk4pv
      @JB-kk4pv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is not true, like saying true socialism requires a completely authoritarian government. If you are an unethical business and people find out and there is a good alternative you are screwed, capitalism is regulated by the ethics of the consumer. So issues with capitalism is really an issue with humans, same issue with socialism, difference is companys can go under governments do not, at least not with out a lot of death.

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arcturionblade1077 ,
      I have accepted that a single word can not embody every different facet on something so complex, thus there is never a real 'true' version which can solely wear that crown. One is going to always need to go into more details then a single word, and failing to do so leads to a very annoying situation ripe throughout todays society. That is when someone takes that single word, stripped of all meaning, and begins to use it as an insult towards others... regardless if it even suitable or not.
      I agree the way certain types of personalities utilize a capitalistic system is horrifying... but I blame the people for that.

  • @XillyWonka
    @XillyWonka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Great bit of Wakefield: I read the paper and did an essay on it, and doing a bit more research will reveal he was only "against" the new MMR (Measles, Mumps, Rubella) vaccine. It's interesting to note he was invested in a biotech company making the measles vaccine at the time

  • @Herr_U
    @Herr_U 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    As someone who lives near where 5g has been in service since 2016 (yes, I live at walking distance from one of Ericsson's telecom labs, as well as two of their test sites) that 5g conspiracy seems extra weird, not to mention that people are trying to recruit for that it should have some kind of connection are around here as well (yes, they are unaware of just how close they are to a whole bunch of telecom labs)

    • @ChanDeereGreen
      @ChanDeereGreen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My son is a cell tower technician, working hard on the 5G rollout - and in some places the protests are making his life kind of hell. Also, he has been working VERY close to (like, actually ON mostly) 5G towers for a couple of years, and he's in quite excellent health.
      But yeah, sure, one discredited doctor prolly knows ... nevermind.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ChanDeereGreen Your son has more patience than me, if I was installing 5G towers and people were protesting me I'd quit and leave like "Fine you psychos, have slow phones, see if I give two shits!" 😂

    • @MsAngrybutterfly
      @MsAngrybutterfly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I live in San Francisco, and we had a nutter on Nextdoor trying to spread 5g conspiracy crap, and someone who is a telecommunications engineer who also lives in the neighborhood very patiently (far more so than deserved) and respectfully (far more than deserved) explained exactly why the conspiracy theories were technically impossible and nutter was unmoved, demanding that all opinions were valid, as long as they were her own.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lassi Kinnunen 81 Its now my theory that actually NONE of you exist, therefore none of you can tell me im wrong about my theory because your all apparitions. Perfect conspiracy theory 👌

    • @TatiSaysSo
      @TatiSaysSo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@barneymiller7894 5g doesn’t even make your phone faster so what’s the point?

  • @marvthebass
    @marvthebass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I can't wait for the BB video about how some people on reddit invested in GameStop and bankrupted an entire hedge fund company

    • @richardschaefer8605
      @richardschaefer8605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It will be legendary.

    • @leahfairs2392
      @leahfairs2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes please, Blaze about GamesStop!

    • @victoriahunter4684
      @victoriahunter4684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This just happen! Make it so

    • @donaldwert7137
      @donaldwert7137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just hope Simon adds the part where the hedge fund companies wring their hands and cry foul because someone used their own tactics against them and now the rich are demanding regulation to prevent the unwashed masses from beating them at their own game.

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@donaldwert7137 ,
      The governmental response should also be included, there was some truly interesting bipartisanship there.

  • @tonyvolume666
    @tonyvolume666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I always watch Simon’s more serious videos, I never realized how funny he is. I’m definitely watching more.

  • @justsomeperson5110
    @justsomeperson5110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    MY conspiracy theory about 5G is that the incredible vast majority of "5G" users will have a range, speed, and latency REMARKABLY similar to people with 4G, and that what you're actually buying is just hype. Because what most cell phone service providers and phone manufacturers are peddling as 5G is in reality just minor algorithmic improvements to the existing 4G technology with a lot of added hype and branding and NOT in any way the millimeter-wave 5G technology that it was supposed to be. Because if businesses had to wait for the actual new 5G standard's hardware to roll out then they wouldn't be able to bilk customers today.

    • @komokaziboschetti
      @komokaziboschetti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, this will be demonstrably false within the most populous metros. Will probably be true in rural areas.

    • @tardvandecluntproductions1278
      @tardvandecluntproductions1278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not much of a theory when that is openly said in the Netherlands. Government has not yet sold licenses to any of the new frequencies

    • @zachyoung5598
      @zachyoung5598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This guy gets it.

    • @bassett_green
      @bassett_green 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In my city, the 5G download speed is 1.5 Gbps. Definitely a huge upgrade

    • @josephzark6232
      @josephzark6232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Comcast would like to know your location*

  • @lizdierdorf
    @lizdierdorf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Bill Gates wants all of us to forcefully play “Raid Shadow Legend”…
    …allegedly!

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Still havent tried it, never will. 🤔😇

  • @TonyRule
    @TonyRule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm just impressed that they managed to shoehorn faster wireless Internet into their Death Ray rollout. Kudos.

  • @sqggle
    @sqggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As an electronic engineer, I spent a bit unwrapping the top part of the schematic out of curiosity. I then read "footswitch" and "treble", and more or less lost hope for a fair fraction of humanity.

  • @Smi7h1sH3r3
    @Smi7h1sH3r3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "this is a bit of a tangent" he says.
    Pretty sure that's somehow becoming why we're here. Danny goes on a tangent. Simon interrupts Danny with a tangent. Sam memes the shit out of both of them.

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We still haven't had the most important tangent.
      Danny's Biogrpahics

    • @Smi7h1sH3r3
      @Smi7h1sH3r3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AvoidTheCadaver hahaha. what historians will realize 100 years from now is that Danny has been telling his autobiography in tidbits of blaze that, when synced together, played backwards and the digital interpretation of the sounds will reveal the secrets of the universe......

    • @barrydysert2974
      @barrydysert2974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tangential Musings in a Fractal Universe 🎆😷🖖

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Smi7h1sH3r3
      The greatest mystery will be piecing together the time line ooooooh

    • @andreahughes1155
      @andreahughes1155 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AvoidTheCadaver I could honestly see him doing a fake Danny bio. Would be funny.

  • @OverDriveOnline7921
    @OverDriveOnline7921 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of my colleagues was convinced about the 5G chip in vaccines and cited the circuit diagram, of which I have a paper copy as I used to fix the guitar pedals. I didn’t mention this at the time, but used it as the basis for my emerging technologies delivery and recommended she sit in on the class.
    Each and every conspiracy point was debunked one by one along with a quick lesson on how antennas worked, before unveiling the actual paper circuit diagram, proudly displaying printed in 1982 (c) Boss music and Roland corporation in the bottom corner.
    She never raised stupid conspiracy theories with me again, but would ask about technologies and if they were feasible, to which the answer was usually no.
    I think I still have the initial draft of that presentation online somewhere, but the key point that made everyone laugh during the presentation was mentioning that you’d certainly notice if someone was trying to inject a guitar pedal into your arm along with associated antenna.
    Fun times😊

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Four days in a row? Danny is working harder than usual...
    *What did you do*

    • @zone_braker
      @zone_braker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whip makes people more efficient.

    • @cruel_brittania
      @cruel_brittania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Columbia

    • @phomo561
      @phomo561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's got a new supplier of Angel's Dust 😂
      And i have a feeling it's purer than the one they used to get 😃

    • @adamd5849
      @adamd5849 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's not ask

    • @MAashChick
      @MAashChick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taking notes are you?

  • @RIlianP
    @RIlianP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    At least two (small) towns in my country have banned 5G towers from their territories with the decrees from the town counsels, when I read this I literally wanted to cry and laugh at the same time

    • @harrypadarri6349
      @harrypadarri6349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Let’s turn our town into a underdeveloped economic wasteland!”

  • @jontyjames9121
    @jontyjames9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Simon’s tangents last longer than the extended version of a Meatloaf song!!!! Always good to hear them

  • @pert-smith
    @pert-smith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Simon’s ad reads are actually more entertaining than most channels on TH-cam.

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You, my friend, need to experience Internet Historian's ad time (or "add thyme")
      Sometimes I'll rewatch videos just for the ads

    • @HavianEla
      @HavianEla 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Puppet History also has good ad reads! That’s an IMPORTANT part of being a TH-camr!

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    But HEY, that’s just a theory...
    *A CONSPIRACY THEORY*

    • @Lex_Quinn
      @Lex_Quinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thanks for watching

    • @erikkornfeld785
      @erikkornfeld785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Enjoying the spurge of MatPat and Simon videos, I take it? Same here.

    • @peterkirby1753
      @peterkirby1753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Conspiracy HYPOTHESIS 🤔 😁

    • @gamesman0118
      @gamesman0118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Allegedly

    • @michaelb1761
      @michaelb1761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Both drink diet Coke??? Coincidence???? Hmmmm?

  • @lellow19
    @lellow19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Simon: It's embarrassing being British at times!
    Me: *cries in American*

    • @Larken42
      @Larken42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      See: Crying Wojack

    • @dannydetonator
      @dannydetonator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @West Park They're pretty similar, apart from bulgarians being poorer.. you from there?

  • @TheGrinningViking
    @TheGrinningViking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A Microsoft executive once gave the logic for letting pirated copies update themselves (or work at all.)
    "Better illegal windows than legal Linux."

  • @drowsyd3m0n1c
    @drowsyd3m0n1c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "my channel will get banned, I didn't even think about this" starts loading ad... one of the few times a youtube ad was timed properly.

    • @adamreddaway2005
      @adamreddaway2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, my internet connection is spotty and it chose exactly that moment to refresh. I thought for just a moment perhaps Simon had put a pause in the video there just to mess with us.

    • @Logan.
      @Logan. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That load was baked into the video

    • @Logan.
      @Logan. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adamreddaway2005 ⬆️

    • @GrubbsandWyrm
      @GrubbsandWyrm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Logan. baked, yes

    • @MAashChick
      @MAashChick 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The communism, cocaine, and hitler videos also always have ads. I'm beginning to the the demonetization things is a myth

  • @KingHunter868
    @KingHunter868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve never ever seen this guy this animated between his millions of other channels I never realized existed... I’m glad I found this.. stay good Mr Whistler

  • @DayZeroChannel
    @DayZeroChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    A 4TH DAY OF BLAZE! let's make an international holiday for this rare occurrence never seen on planet earth before. And call it, DANYY DAY.. oh wait. I meant... BLAZE DAY!

  • @ultraman6644
    @ultraman6644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    simon: stops talking
    me: takes a massive drink of water
    Simon: starts talking again
    me: oh sh*t

  • @MrsShocoTaco
    @MrsShocoTaco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    1G "cool!"
    2G "awesome!"
    3G "fantastic!"
    4G "phenomenal!!"
    5G "OMG THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!"

    • @CarlMcKenzie
      @CarlMcKenzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gen1 was a rich person toy for most of its life so regular folks didn't give a shit
      Gen2 brought out all the NIMBYs - some didn't like the look of towers & others were scared of them
      Gen3 a whole lot of the NIMBYs realised cellphones are actually useful & got pissed off they didn't have decent service (but never realised it was their own fault)
      Gen4 was the birth of the current crop of craziness, but they were mostly shot down before they gained any traction
      Gen5 saw the crazies taking advantage of near universal 4G coverage & smartphone ownership to amplify their message about 5G bad, but 4G is fine now... I never said 4G was harmful

    • @NightMotorcyclist
      @NightMotorcyclist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, the same fearmongering came about during the 4G/ LTE rollout as well. In fact the groups peddling this BS have been doing this with each new rollout and are rehashing the same nonsense for 5G and mmWave technology and don't actually know a damn thing about it. They even mistake 5th Gen WiFi as 5G cellular and have gotten people to avoid the new WiFi tech and stick with N routers.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CarlMcKenzie WTF is a "NIMBY" 🙄

    • @CarlMcKenzie
      @CarlMcKenzie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Stettafire Not In My Back Yard

    • @MrTripcore
      @MrTripcore 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please get the 7G brain chip

  • @autumnalvoid9646
    @autumnalvoid9646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "I didn't do the thing I was supposed to do because in an alternate timeline, it went horribly wrong, so I have saved us all by not doing it." That's gonna be my new favourite excuse for being lazy... I mean... responsible.

    • @ZentaBon
      @ZentaBon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got adhd? Lack of dopamine is a good one, since with too little dopamine you're kinda fucked. Short term memory? Nope. Forget what you're doing while doing it, forget important things, can't even get out of bed, mentally exhausted super easily.

    • @ZentaBon
      @ZentaBon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Laziness does not exist in a vacuum and always has a cause and if you can't identify the cause look into your dopamine levels)

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      /whooosh

  • @SdeHe-qb9gc
    @SdeHe-qb9gc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Its embarrassing being British sometimes"
    I know the feeling -An American

    • @shade989
      @shade989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true. We had a deranged Cheeto for a president. LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @skipfred
      @skipfred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "It's embarrassing being British sometimes" - The Founding Fathers, 1765

    • @TheColonelKlink
      @TheColonelKlink 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      American embarrassment + British embarrassment < Trudeau induced Canadian cringe.

    • @HorusHerotic
      @HorusHerotic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shade989 most British can see the anti-trump are just a psychotic as the pro Trump.

    • @shade989
      @shade989 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HorusHerotic lol True, but I am talking about the man himself.

  • @broke_af_games9661
    @broke_af_games9661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've always wanted to make up a conspiracy as a test to show how people will believe anything semi-believable.

    • @fcktherich6913
      @fcktherich6913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what Qanon started out as, then it was hijacked by true believers and is still peppered with people making up the most unbelievable stuff. Unfortunately it's lead to violence and mayhem so...

    • @broke_af_games9661
      @broke_af_games9661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fcktherich6913 sssooooo probably best not to give into those urges to watch the world burn.
      sounds like a plan.
      wasn't sure if that's what happened with Qanon, but I suspected either intentional mayhem or mental health.
      I also suspect all culty and mainstream institutions started out the same way.

  • @SamTomMillerMusic
    @SamTomMillerMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I misread the title as "50" conspiracies
    Im a bit disappointed

    • @phomo561
      @phomo561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're on to something here ...

    • @mwindanji6714
      @mwindanji6714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stick around. I'm sure Danny can ferret out 40 more. Good for another 4 or so uploads....

    • @slcpunk2740
      @slcpunk2740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Simon's next channel - TopFiftyz

  • @soberhippie
    @soberhippie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    19:42 "If you're dumb, .. use our sponsor" - that's the best promotion I've ever heard. Where does the queue of sponsors end?

    • @bostjan-sj
      @bostjan-sj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "If you are dumb, and you need help... Skillshare!"
      Ahaha, this one literally made my day! If _this_ breaks the 1000 new Skillshare referrals, then Simon has discovered an innovative marketing strategy. :)

    • @bostjan-sj
      @bostjan-sj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...or how to sell stuff to one special segment of the population. ;)

  • @elliottsw
    @elliottsw ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love it when people confuse 5G mobile service with 5GHz Wifi... totally different things but they swap them interchangably in their wild conspiracies!

    • @elliottsw
      @elliottsw ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is also why they think 5G heats water - because old WiFi at 2.4GHz is quite close to the frequency range used by actual microwaves, and they see that 5G WiFi routers came out around the same time as 5G cell towers and just assume they're all the same

  • @themockingjay8645
    @themockingjay8645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I feel like ETA could have co-starred this episode

    • @stevejester5658
      @stevejester5658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was a missed opportunity

    • @TheMankind02
      @TheMankind02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WE WANT ETA DADDY SIMON

    • @Sarah_Grant
      @Sarah_Grant 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The 5G took him down...
      #RIPETA

  • @Tiberon098
    @Tiberon098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Simon “The Rambler” Whistler; best TH-camr ever.

  • @petehornsby5516
    @petehornsby5516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Simon's epitaph will simply be:
    Allegedly

  • @coachyoast02
    @coachyoast02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Business Blaze 4 days in a row? Am I dead? I feel like this is what heaven might be. 🙂

    • @katajha831
      @katajha831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know right?

    • @AndrewMitchell123
      @AndrewMitchell123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah right... I am questioning myself, am I alive or not? xD this is just paradise so much Blaze in such short a time xD

    • @masongiles8443
      @masongiles8443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just said the exact same thing when I saw the notification

    • @jakemccabe1637
      @jakemccabe1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the best of times to be alive!

    • @mikelmansfield8359
      @mikelmansfield8359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Naw heaven would be having simon there to drink with and have him to talk to and rant away

  • @earendilthemariner4307
    @earendilthemariner4307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Should do a video on QAnon and it's followers' idiotic theories. Funny as a drunk man trying to set up a 3 room tent!

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just using the word QAnon is a good way to get a video demonitised.

  • @cssimps
    @cssimps ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love ALL your channels. I have so much to catch up on as I only found you 2 most ago.
    Btw... you are LEGEND!

  • @stevejester5658
    @stevejester5658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "5G will make you sterile😱😱😱"
    Me: *Laughs in vasectomy*

  • @Scozza87
    @Scozza87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m genuinely disappointed that ETA didn’t feature in this episode. After all, this is his jam!

  • @benshaw9951
    @benshaw9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is just brilliant, I dont know why, but it's so entertaining. It's like my inner voice became a person reading to me lol

  • @DoomLatveria
    @DoomLatveria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I wish I could share a beer with the first certifiably legend himself, Simon, when the pandemic has finally stopped or right before it ends all humanity. Either way, still the same wish.

    • @catoverlord8378
      @catoverlord8378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man...i was reading that w/o my glasses and read it as "share a bear"...i was like, hunting?! A 🐻?! 😂

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@catoverlord8378 I'd share a bear.

    • @catoverlord8378
      @catoverlord8378 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brainblaze6526 😂

  • @tomyouel9302
    @tomyouel9302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A-Flock-alypse. I'm dead. Genius

  • @stevecurtis3653
    @stevecurtis3653 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The global incidence of brain and central nervous system (CNS) cancers increased by 94.35% from 1990 to 2019, and the global deaths from these cancers increased by 76.36%

  • @OhSkyeLanta
    @OhSkyeLanta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Since you finally brought it up, when I showed my sister a pre-beard Top Tenz video, all she could say was “I don’t like it.” And honestly? The beard is a good look

  • @ReversibleOctopus
    @ReversibleOctopus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Simon "It's dark because of Winter."
    Danny and Sam, who only have a small tallow candle in the basement "Really?!"

  • @scruffiestofnerfherders7397
    @scruffiestofnerfherders7397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "what am I talking about"-Simon's constant inner thought

  • @Captofthisship
    @Captofthisship 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I actually ran into a doctor that believed this, we're screwed.

    • @paulscottfilms
      @paulscottfilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You will be screwed all right, soon a your huris allows you to take the RNA mesenger injection

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@paulscottfilms I dare you to explain the mechanism of harm from the RNA vaccine.

    • @erinfinn2273
      @erinfinn2273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevenschnepp576 I think the fact that it's been 3 months as of this, and he still hasn't...yeah...he got nothing.

  • @kayleelockheart8208
    @kayleelockheart8208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Speaking of The WHO, fun fact: Peter Capaldi was credited in a film as "WHO Doctor" shortly before it was announced that he would be playing The Doctor on Doctor Who.

    • @aceundead4750
      @aceundead4750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Before that he was a world leader embroiled in a conspiracy theory, and before that he was a Roman at the destruction of Pompeii. He has the right job for the horrible situation each time

  • @Mini_Squatch
    @Mini_Squatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember John Oliver put it wonderfully. He pointed out that yes the 5G and covid maps overlap - but because they also correspond to the population density maps. to emphasize that he also pointed out how the density of I think it was pizza hut? or maybe dominos? anyways a pizza place also correlated to the population density, and thus, the 5G and covid maps, among other ridiculous examples of correlation.
    but the thing that disturbs me most about these conspiracy theories and how widespread they get is that they highlight a severe misunderstanding of science.

  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My video started pinwheeling after Simon said "conspiracy" and I was like "haha, funny one Simon." Five minutes later I realized I was in a dead zone. . .

  • @NavneetRao
    @NavneetRao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Y'know... I got vaccinated a few weeks ago and my cell reception has never been better! (Allegedly)
    Can't wait for that booster shot!

    • @NoxDolore
      @NoxDolore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Careful mate, might end up bringing down satellites with all that reception

    • @achristiananarchist2509
      @achristiananarchist2509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is actually how I first became aware of this conspiracy, a guy from work coming up to me after being out recovering from his covid shot and saying "Fuck the covid vaccine. I felt like crap for 2 days and my wi-fi still sucks."

    • @rk4397
      @rk4397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are your cells receiving? Sounds suspicious to me.

  • @JamesBrown-vh8ip
    @JamesBrown-vh8ip 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Simon, I don't really know what channel it would go best on. I mostly watch this channel and the podcasts but you should look into the Appalachian areas of West Virginia. The coal there was used in the civil war and the steel age of America but burns too hot for coal plants. The area is now extremely poor now and underdeveloped due to the industry drying up. Lots of cool stuff to unpack about company abuse and exploitation of resources. I love your stuff, I've never listened to podcasts until I found the Simon Whistler Show. Love you and Sam as Co-host.

  • @bartfoster1311
    @bartfoster1311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Simon: my channels did better after I shaved my head.
    They did even better after you grew a beard 😂

    • @SkuLLetjaH
      @SkuLLetjaH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They did even better after he grew a coke dependency.

    • @BrickNewton
      @BrickNewton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SkuLLetjaH Allegedly

  • @kenhelmers2603
    @kenhelmers2603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Simon - proof that ADHD can be fun to watch!

    • @tylerdeluca3421
      @tylerdeluca3421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cocaines a hell of a drug

    • @Mr.CliffysWorld
      @Mr.CliffysWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tylerdeluca3421 try injecting meth !! 🤣🤣

  • @evientually
    @evientually 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Dad is a big conspiracy theorist, COVID denier, Doomsday Prepper (who has been telling me my whole life about something bad going to happen, and now something bad IS happening and he says it's just a bad flu--that has killed two million people worldwide, a quarter of whom were in the US). I assumed he was driving my Stepmom crazy, she's a retired surgeon and an extremely practical small business owner, very smart. No, she's bought in all the way, so it could be something in the well water (obviously they live nearly two hours' drive from everywhere else, are completely off grid and and only go to town once every 4-6 weeks).
    I've been trying not to talk to them when I can avoid it. They called last weekend because it was my birthday. I was sick and going for a COVID test that I HAD to have for my job and clinic, and they suggested that instead I NOT get the test and instead quit my job and leave the successful treatment I've been in for nearly a decade. Why? Because I'll be in The System. What system I don't know, I have everything from a criminal record to grocery store discount cards, and who might want a Qtip that's been up my nose for some nefarious reason I just cannot imagine.

    • @balazsvarga1823
      @balazsvarga1823 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boogers are a great source of adenochrome!

  • @russellpittman5517
    @russellpittman5517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Simon I need you to make a T-shirt that has "are you smoking crack?) I think it's become my new favorite phrase.

  • @LSDireWolf
    @LSDireWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best terrorist attacks sounds like it will be instantly demonetized

  • @SlyBlu7
    @SlyBlu7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As soon as you said, "My channel might even get banned," my connection hiccupped and I hit a loading wheel for about 5 seconds, and then you beeped back in with the next take. Might be the hardest I've ever laughed at Blaze

    • @pugz3230
      @pugz3230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That loading wheel was part of the video

  • @ssj4gogeta87
    @ssj4gogeta87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Simon must be trying to pay off his mortgage earlier four blazes in one week we are honoured.

    • @macuss87
      @macuss87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Simon said in a very recent video he lives in an apartment.... So I think he's getting the down payment ready!!

    • @imperlast2
      @imperlast2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@macuss87 if he relay wants to do that he should just a raid shadow legend ad

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he'd do more TIFO video in that case 😂. I assume it took a while to get sponsors to approve them and now he's releasing them all. Plus czeck has closed the borders again, probably still on lockdown what's a man to do but constantly work

    • @macuss87
      @macuss87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@imperlast2 If simon did a raid ad then said yeah the wife wants a house.... I'd fall over laughing!

  • @christagronbech
    @christagronbech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Danny writes us a script... Are you sure ETA didn't write this one???

    • @MrTripcore
      @MrTripcore 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Ju wrote it duh

  • @nexoreh9465
    @nexoreh9465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simon, I think a video for BB about the most incompetent terrorist attacks would be great. A companion video for TopTenz or Today I Found Out about how serious terrorist attacks have been thwarted would also be interesting. Thank you for all your great work.

  • @mp40submachinegun81
    @mp40submachinegun81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My parents had a tenant who didnt pay rent for a little over 2 years, when they finally got to court the guy came up with the money all of a sudden so they couldn't evict him. Same process happened until i was 18 and they were able to evict him on the basis that i needed a place to live and would be moving in. Welcome to Canada.

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Curious, Notice to Pay Rent or Quit are resolved before court!
      If the individual did not pay entirely by the date on the notice, or the owner accepted a partial payment which is an agreement to wave the notice, then... that is that. There is no 'pay after that date' option, the two choices where to either surrender possession of the property or pay in full. Not unless there is something major that triggers some obscure law that hasn't been addressed within your post.. was the individual recognized as mentally disabled or some other protected class?
      Not a lawyer, just an enthusiast whom has had to serve several 'pay or quit' notices....

    • @paulscottfilms
      @paulscottfilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to get rid of your 5 eyes trator Trudeau [ Castro's son ]

    • @mp40submachinegun81
      @mp40submachinegun81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lostbutfreesoul you can give an N4 after i think 2 late payments wich is 14 days to pay or eviction but this guy would sue claiming things like mould all over the basement. Then taking ~2 years to move through the court system. Once his claims were found to be baseless he would be ordered to pay or leave, always coming up with the money.

    • @mp40submachinegun81
      @mp40submachinegun81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paulscottfilms agree

    • @dannydetonator
      @dannydetonator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1) Can't say it didn't work in the end, as rights of your offspring won over rights of the tenant. Considering the right to a roof over head is an internationally accepted human right, one of essentials, for that matter, it's a pretty favourable outcome in your case.
      2) You got your money, albeit 2 years late. Can't assume no more from the scarse details you gave, albeit it being a pain in the ass for an exceptionally long time;
      3) There's the thing: if for some reason someone becomes homeless, regardless of what's to blame, in most cases that person is well fugged, entering the life-threatening situation of being on the street and utter alienating and shunning from society and most agencies. Depending on country, there are no many ways left, but down, as there are a chance you have no-where to turn, being sent in circles from social safety offices, with an ignorant stigma along the way. There are so much more high risks, like PTSD and other perks eventually, i won't elaborate here. Being on the street, regardless of need to sleep rough or in homeless shelters, turns to literal torture pretty soon in many ways.
      Therefore, your legal pain and financial inconvenience might have saved somebody's life, either you value that or not.
      3) There is an ever growing condition in our system, called 'tax on poverty'. Rent for single people often falls in that category. No sane person chooses to be homeless initially. No insane person should be left to it.
      I'm not defending irresponsible or problematic members of society, neither blaming landlords or economic rights. Just presenting the other side of the coin, which have strong and proven negative effects on economy and health of society, no matter where you come from.

  • @WolvenSpectre
    @WolvenSpectre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember the first time I found out how they ran the study on aspartame on rats and found out that it would be the equivilent of feeding a human several heaping SHOVELS(yes the kind you use to dig large holes in the ground) a day even if they had to force feed them to do it. The stress and torture it would have caused to their digestive tract could have explained it too. Also to point out that if they did the same experiment with half as much cane sugar they would have killed the rats.
    I was just about to add something else interesting about it but as I finished the sentence off I remembered it was a hoax an animal rights group spread around online and got caught doing.

    • @wendya989
      @wendya989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Allegedly

  • @jasper265
    @jasper265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should definitely do a sponsorship with D-Brand. Going off of their sponsorship of LTT last year, the humor their marketing department has would be a perfect match for this channel.

  • @justbuckettoast6637
    @justbuckettoast6637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This has to have been the tamest ad read in a while. Did Simon have coffee right before? Must have been coffee.
    Also this should have been ETA's co hosted video.

    • @renren4m802
      @renren4m802 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ..."coffee"

    • @Mogijup
      @Mogijup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@renren4m802 Russian juice

  • @datagawa
    @datagawa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Simon: "Here, use this skillshare video to learn how to use lighting better!"
    Room: *Exists in darkness*

  • @williamkirk1156
    @williamkirk1156 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think the best part is that this really happened and people really fell for this.

  • @zwerko
    @zwerko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Plot-twist: Simon shorted GME and now has to do blaze-a-day to cover the loss.

  • @pollyphemeus
    @pollyphemeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "more people is generally better in most ways" Whelp, we're f***ed. Kiss the planet goodbye everyone.

  • @kezl3037
    @kezl3037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I had to explain to a friend how 5g couldn't direct its Ray's to one floor of a nursing home, giving them all covid. Thanks for this

  • @terryenby2304
    @terryenby2304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    New theory: Simon is holding Danny in the basement to protect him from his Past Crimes??

  • @michaelmurphy2786
    @michaelmurphy2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The question isnt why Danny is hanging out with people, the question is what is Danny doing out of the basement? Is that what the drilling was in the last Blaaaaaaaaze with my boy?
    Simon on Snopes: www.snopes.com/fact-check/pierce-brosnan-net-worth/

    • @sse_weston4138
      @sse_weston4138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolute legend for linking that article. Thank you

  • @dracoargentum9783
    @dracoargentum9783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Goddamn, I WISH our technology was at the level of having functional computer chips that were small enough to be injected by a hypodermic needle AND was rugged enough to withstand the environment inside our bodies for more than a second. I have been waiting since '92 for nanobots.
    but I don't want to just do it.

  • @pootlesnoot8278
    @pootlesnoot8278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    So many Blazes in so short a time, I think we are witnessing Simon have a meltdown in real time. I hope that Danny can find the key to the basement door before Simon goes full Yoko

    • @AndrewMitchell123
      @AndrewMitchell123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh this the most Blazed comment I've seen in a while xD

    • @baryonyx2574
      @baryonyx2574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don't worry, Simon gave me Skillshare and I'm watching 'How to Pick Locks' right now. Gotta get out of the chains first.

    • @AndrewMitchell123
      @AndrewMitchell123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@baryonyx2574 pray for you Danny, am not religious btw xD just hope you break away in time man, Simon's getting crazier and crazier with every new vid xD like Felix when he grows a beard xD

    • @carouselofagony3276
      @carouselofagony3276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very optimistic he didn't just weld the door and cut a food slot

    • @zeusathena26
      @zeusathena26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@baryonyx2574 well I guess we gotta hope your IQ is higher than what Simon said it was. Otherwise skillshare won't help much 🤣

  • @onlocationkat
    @onlocationkat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    'Blowing all his rent money on weed.' Ha.

  • @corvolavender5586
    @corvolavender5586 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I worked in a phone shop during the roll out of 5G. We had to have special training so we could debunk the crazies about 5G.

  • @gkid64
    @gkid64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is my favourite TH-cam channel I just wish the merch was cheaper here in Australia

    • @renren4m802
      @renren4m802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tell me about it! I'd be merched to the eyes otherwise

  • @splintersparten9989
    @splintersparten9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We definitely "need" a video about the "best" terrorist attacks.

    • @robertwilliams-day320
      @robertwilliams-day320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We could have terrorised group, that where epically incompetent. I heard a story that the Free Welsh Army once blow up half a lamppost.

    • @splintersparten9989
      @splintersparten9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertwilliams-day320 that's hilarious. I'm glad they failed but like how stupid do you have to be to decide on attacking a lamp post?

  • @itslucy3331
    @itslucy3331 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve watched basically all your channels but this is the first video of yours I’ve watched on this channel and i feel like it’s so different to biographics or geographics and I love it! You just seem a bit more informal and I feel like I’m just having a conversation with my mates it’s so funny

  • @TaMahgo
    @TaMahgo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4 new blazes in a week! This is just *chef's kiss*

  • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
    @angelikaskoroszyn8495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "He won't be a slave to capitalist tax-dodgers"
    That's valid

  • @codidevlugt2153
    @codidevlugt2153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ok everytime Simon says "let's crack on" please just do Rob Ford memes. As a Canadian I can't stop laughing at that. Sam you're a MEMELORD!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      All hail Sam. Lord of the Memes.

  • @theCidisIn
    @theCidisIn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Perfect time. Just blazed... Allegedly.

    • @Digitalhunny
      @Digitalhunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you live _anywhere_ in Canada, "blazing" is legal inside your home! 😉🇨🇦

    • @mikedailey5913
      @mikedailey5913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Allegedly....I’m blazing with the blaze

    • @alternavent
      @alternavent 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blaze on!

    • @HOOSlERDADDY
      @HOOSlERDADDY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Myself as well.

    • @sarahprovenzano8765
      @sarahprovenzano8765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blazing with the blaze

  • @liesbethcarlier2318
    @liesbethcarlier2318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a Belgian, I was outraged for a 10ths of a second. But then I was like “yeah... he’s not wrong.”

    • @paulscottfilms
      @paulscottfilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is wrong about r5G, He uses his big mouth rather than facts

    • @HelixHunter
      @HelixHunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Relatable

  • @Itried20takennames
    @Itried20takennames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some people were scared of radio waves in the 20s and 30s as home radio (and radio waves) grew, and blamed them for their health problems.

  • @benno_photography
    @benno_photography 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    What is happening here?
    4 days of the blaze in a row

    • @the_peefster
      @the_peefster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Blaze it every day yo

    • @XDarkGreyX
      @XDarkGreyX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@the_peefster More content for his daughter to discover about 10 years from now.

    • @cilith1
      @cilith1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5g is affecting his memory and he's forgetting he already posted a video.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So, allegedly Danny isn't the one in the basement, it's Simon!

    • @feraldelight
      @feraldelight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A gift is what it is!

  • @Take10minutes
    @Take10minutes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4 videos this week? I guess Danny has been writing to keep warm

  • @welshdragon99
    @welshdragon99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Simon casually admitting to past software piracy. This is the blaze we expect.