As an educator, the reading problem falls onto their parents mainly! If they aren’t being told to read at home or aren’t valuing it at home they won’t learn it at school because they know they can skate by without knowing how to read.
On one hand I agree. However, my love for reading started at home (around 4 is when I was addicted) but it was continued through school. My parents just bought the books I wanted, they didn’t make me read. My teachers were awesome! Book reports were not boring because we did fun projects that correlated with the book. I don’t blame teachers, but I do partly blame the federal and state education system. They took out everything from book reports to real essays. I’m in Texas from the west coast and Texas lies to the community and imposes tests that cause teachers to only teach kids to pass the test. Why? Just for funding. And the teachers are soooo passionate here. They are upset and overworked. But every one of them who really wanted to teach for good reason hates that they can’t teach the kids in the ways they know works. 27+ kids in some classes. It takes both. Kids spend (should if they go to bed) more awake hours in school. That is why we need unity, not pushing responsibilities off on others. I hate when parents say, “When they are with you they are your responsibility.” However, I don’t like that teachers can’t get the respect they deserve and that eventually trickles over to their mental state and passion.
This is compounded by the No Child Left Behind act that was passed in the states, which assures that children will pass each grade to stay with their peers even if their grades dont reflect them actually learning anything. So its their parents not enforcing it and the school system not caring whether or not they actually do
The Chuckle Sandwich podcast just got me through a 1,500 mile drive and I think I might've died of boredom without you guys. Not that I had much choice, because my cats would start crying any time they stopped hearing your voices. So thank you from all of us lol
As a part of the majority of commenters on this episode, and a fellow mutton chop jerker-offer, I just wanna say that I would love another sphinx section to the episode
As a Pennsylvania listener, I will say two things. 1. The accent you guys listened to was specifically a heavy Pittsburgh accent (from a web series called Pittsburgh Dad) - and yes it can get definitely that fucking stupid. Source: "neurosoicy" person who often overly enunciates and had been living in and directly around Pittsburgh (at most 20 min drive) all 24 years of their life. 2. Getting out as fast as reasonably possible has been main goal since like age 9. And hey, if all goes right that should be by the end of this summer, so y'know it's looking up. Anyways, love yinz and the pod as always - one of my favorite pieces of content to consume every week.
NOBODY SAYS “neuro-spicy” EXCEPT MILLENNIALS 😭 WE’LL TAKE THE ILLITERATE ACCUSATIONS CUZ THEY’RE TRUE BUT WE DONT SAY THAT TYPE OF SHIT 😭😭😭(we say dumber stuff)
@@somepersonontheinternet6879 I dropped down to core classes cuz I didn’t wanna do my work and some of those mfs are genuinely illiterate so it not really something we can deny 😭
I want to clarify that steven hawking was on the island because of a scientist conference, and the whole short people thing is a joke made by tiktok that somehow grew into misinformation
Even to this day, it warms my heart that after Schlatt basically made Ted's career, he still has him on the podcast despite everything Ted has done to him and others. ALSO, yinz is just a Pittsburgh thing, not all of Pennsylvania. We do not claim Pittsburgh, we are not a monolith.
As a kid, I thought the groundhog seeing his shadow meant spring was coming because we see shadows when it is sunny. But now I know the shadow scares the groundhog into hiding and if it is hiding then that means a longer winter.
I hate the term nuerospicy. Im gen-z and autistic. It’s not some cute little thing that I just have, it affects my life and makes things harder for me. Stop treating disabilities like badges you can wear
Yinz is only common in and around Pittsburgh. Cheesesteaks are a Philly thing. Ted and Schlatt just pissed off every steel worker and Eagles fan in PA...this might be the time they finally meet their match
MISINFORMATION WARNING: The stephen hawking thing was a meme posted by a meme account. It was an edited image from the original document and is nowhere to be found in the actual document. It's not true.
It's very hard for me to believe that Ted ever did any sort of improv how often he is just shutting down Schlatt's bits. Like when Schlatt's talking about ground hog day and Ted just immediately starts shutting down his bit.
Being from PA, I can confirm that a surprising amount of people do use "yinz" as slang for "y'all." and Schlatt was correctly saying and using the word
You guys missed a banger opportunity to tweet out something like "chuckle sandwich will be delayed this week due to schlatt being on holiday in the uk" or something.
Took a couple advil pm and hopped in the shower while listening and accidentally glanced at the ingredients on the can of barbasol now can't stop hearing schlatt say "stearic acid" full volume inside my head
Schlagg has the children locked away... (in a voice that is kinda like a narrator, kinda like uh.. kinda like it's coming out of a fairy tale, like you're like a witch living like you like you're the Hansel and Grettle witch.)
Schlatt is so happy when a royal figure feels pain.
He’s on a killstreak
@@JT205_ word
So does Scotland and Ireland.
Monarchies shouldn’t exist, based Schlatt
@@pingunootson2291you're acting like the whole of england is for the monarchy and patriotic 💀
if someone called me neurospicy i would happily invite them to call me a slur instead
if someone called me a slur I'd tell them "someone's feeling neurospicy~"
Almost forgot that these are recorded weeks in advance and thought the joke at 0:22 was that Schlatt killed twomad
This is how I learn Twomad died???
@@lr- well fuck, same.
WHAT NOOOOO NOT TWOMADD
Reading comments keeps me more in the loop then anything else
Also revealed that he was NOT a good dude
As an educator, the reading problem falls onto their parents mainly! If they aren’t being told to read at home or aren’t valuing it at home they won’t learn it at school because they know they can skate by without knowing how to read.
Sounds like you suck at teaching
The children have a skill issue
@@A_Toaster bad spawn
On one hand I agree. However, my love for reading started at home (around 4 is when I was addicted) but it was continued through school. My parents just bought the books I wanted, they didn’t make me read. My teachers were awesome! Book reports were not boring because we did fun projects that correlated with the book. I don’t blame teachers, but I do partly blame the federal and state education system. They took out everything from book reports to real essays. I’m in Texas from the west coast and Texas lies to the community and imposes tests that cause teachers to only teach kids to pass the test. Why? Just for funding. And the teachers are soooo passionate here. They are upset and overworked. But every one of them who really wanted to teach for good reason hates that they can’t teach the kids in the ways they know works. 27+ kids in some classes. It takes both. Kids spend (should if they go to bed) more awake hours in school. That is why we need unity, not pushing responsibilities off on others. I hate when parents say, “When they are with you they are your responsibility.” However, I don’t like that teachers can’t get the respect they deserve and that eventually trickles over to their mental state and passion.
This is compounded by the No Child Left Behind act that was passed in the states, which assures that children will pass each grade to stay with their peers even if their grades dont reflect them actually learning anything. So its their parents not enforcing it and the school system not caring whether or not they actually do
i went to a dermatologist in 2017 and he was wearing google glasses and i thought i was gonna wake up strapped to a table without my organs
Good to know he only took unimportant ones
Tucker sounded so offended that you didnt initially bring up the dress with the pigtails LOL
LITERALLY
Bed and Scat are so lucky Tucker collabs with them, literally made them.
So true
So sad he kicked slimecicle off because he was too popular:(
Schlagg has the children locked away...
…in the basement?
@@lospereye Schlagg has the children locked away...
Witch of the woods
Now this is a podcast I'd eat a printed picture of Schlatt to
Now that’s… dedication
I think.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while crafting absurd theories about the Sphinx of Giza
The theories are not absurd, Jambo has consistently acted up when the Sphinx was mentioned, this is no coincidence
@@aurelien5747jambo is the sphinx confirmed
@@Ty-wy7yq the sphinx was a dog many years ago. KNOWLEDGE IS IN THE HOLES
i smoke to this podcast and when i say that the absolute LINE you can draw through the pyramids... they really put that shit on
KNOWLEDGE
The Chuckle Sandwich podcast just got me through a 1,500 mile drive and I think I might've died of boredom without you guys. Not that I had much choice, because my cats would start crying any time they stopped hearing your voices. So thank you from all of us lol
Chuckle sandwich is brainwashing your cats
@@gogogorm political indoctrination
@@vall182and as we all know cats actually keep humans as their pets.
The cats are in too much emotional agony to meow. Schlart scares all.
Chuckle Sandwich never fails to keep me company in valentine
Too bad Ted just points and laughs at us for being lonely.
More spinx i need it
chuckle sandwich is the perfect podcast to listen to while stealing a 64 year old's 18-wheeler truck on highway 487, made my day
I love watching Ted and shit talk about random stuff while pumping radon underneath Buckingham palace.
Schlats been down in the catacombs studying the cancernomicon
schlattacombs
Schlatt may or may not have sealed a man behind a wall in the catacombs.
18:35 Tucker getting more and more into being the children (especially the girl) from hansel and gretel fucking killed me "Yes... yes!)
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while searching for the kids that “Schlagg” has locked away
You'll never find them ☺
@@Raphe9000yes i will you don't know me. you dont know me
Those kids want to be locked away and made to do labor
I will never be able to unsee those fingers. They will haunt me for the rest of my life.
SCHLAGG has the children locked away...
SCHLAGG has the children locked away...
SCHLAGG has the children locked away…
SCHLAGG has the children locked away...
SCHLAGG has the children locked away…
SCHLAGG has the children locked away...
The king also doesn't elieve in chemo. Will be taking herbs and potions instead. He's not lasting long lmao
The Sphinx section is the BEST part of the whole podcast. We need a full episode of it!!!!
The apple vision in public looks like someone's wearing snowboarding goggles while tripping on mushrooms, just grabbing at nothing
This is the perfect podcast to come up with versions of the “this is the perfect podcast to” comment to.
As a part of the majority of commenters on this episode, and a fellow mutton chop jerker-offer, I just wanna say that I would love another sphinx section to the episode
As someone who had lived in Pennsylvania for my entire life, I have never heard a single person utter the word Yinz. 32:40
fly high loschlotomy🕊
As a PA resident I want to leave so bad but it has its claws dug into me already, its to late.
i love being from new york only for the reason that i understand the lore that schlatt talks about while ted and tucker are in utter shock
“I dont know anyone whos got fingers like that besides the king of england” is such a funny sentence
As a Pennsylvania listener, I will say two things.
1. The accent you guys listened to was specifically a heavy Pittsburgh accent (from a web series called Pittsburgh Dad) - and yes it can get definitely that fucking stupid. Source: "neurosoicy" person who often overly enunciates and had been living in and directly around Pittsburgh (at most 20 min drive) all 24 years of their life.
2. Getting out as fast as reasonably possible has been main goal since like age 9. And hey, if all goes right that should be by the end of this summer, so y'know it's looking up.
Anyways, love yinz and the pod as always - one of my favorite pieces of content to consume every week.
As a Pittsburgher, the fact that “Schlatt” applied Pittsburgh exclusive stereotypes to all of Pennsylvania is an absolute W.
As a Philadelphian, it filled me with inexplicable rage
@@kiskutnya understood
MY SANDWICH NEEDS SOME CHUCKLES IN ITTT
Ted's talking about how pictures are Egypt's language as if every single letter ever invented isn't just an image too.
yes but hieroglyphs are literally just pictures of what theyre meaning to depict. oh i just realised you probably thought he was talkiing about arabic
NOBODY SAYS “neuro-spicy” EXCEPT MILLENNIALS 😭 WE’LL TAKE THE ILLITERATE ACCUSATIONS CUZ THEY’RE TRUE BUT WE DONT SAY THAT TYPE OF SHIT 😭😭😭(we say dumber stuff)
yk it’s fucked when y’all willing to accept illiteracy over silly words
That’s what I was thinking 😭 it was a term started by millennials
@@somepersonontheinternet6879 I dropped down to core classes cuz I didn’t wanna do my work and some of those mfs are genuinely illiterate so it not really something we can deny 😭
If there’s not a sphinx section in the next episode I’m going to have a total and COMPLETE mental breakdown.
This is the best type of episode they could make. Random, but isnt forced and feels natural
Had a terrible day at work today. Nothing like sitting down to watch chuckle sandwich to make it worse.
I want to clarify that steven hawking was on the island because of a scientist conference, and the whole short people thing is a joke made by tiktok that somehow grew into misinformation
I never imagined that I’d see Schlatt watching Pittsburgh Dad, I feel like he just walked into my home
I will not stand for the Pittsburgh dad slander in this episode
@@LeeRogers113 I know right
I didn't expect to be personally attacked for being a Pennsylvanian today but I'm here for it.
Even to this day, it warms my heart that after Schlatt basically made Ted's career, he still has him on the podcast despite everything Ted has done to him and others.
ALSO, yinz is just a Pittsburgh thing, not all of Pennsylvania. We do not claim Pittsburgh, we are not a monolith.
As a kid, I thought the groundhog seeing his shadow meant spring was coming because we see shadows when it is sunny.
But now I know the shadow scares the groundhog into hiding and if it is hiding then that means a longer winter.
Hey, Ted gets my thinking!
We need another Schlatt sphinx section! (I love his chops)
I hate the term nuerospicy. Im gen-z and autistic. It’s not some cute little thing that I just have, it affects my life and makes things harder for me. Stop treating disabilities like badges you can wear
Same ❤
so real
Yinz is only common in and around Pittsburgh. Cheesesteaks are a Philly thing. Ted and Schlatt just pissed off every steel worker and Eagles fan in PA...this might be the time they finally meet their match
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while getting aggressively patted down by TSA
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while fully uncovering the exact web of crimes Schlatt committed in 1999.
Ted there is an Egyptian "Percy Jackson" Its called The Kane Chronicles
Was looking for this comment all day
As a PA listener I have a funny vial with your name on it Ted that may or may not contain a little bit of spicy cells
I love the sphinx segment. Please don't stop.
This is the perfect podcast to play while using the cancer ray on prince Charles
I'm neuro-flaccid
Chuckle sandwich is the best podcast to listen to while contemplating sending nukes into space
Bro didn't even watch the full episode
@@DrawBelakyou’re totally right, just finished
It’s crazy russias actually trying to do that rn
MISINFORMATION WARNING: The stephen hawking thing was a meme posted by a meme account. It was an edited image from the original document and is nowhere to be found in the actual document. It's not true.
Its so sad people hating one of the best theoretical physicists of our time for no reason
Agreed@@b4rricade331
I got in a car accident, this makes me feel better!
Are you okay???
@@otisagnew no,they died 😔
can confirm, i hit them, my fault 🤷♀️
@@Ztime_Live PARDON?
Was it ted who hit you?
It's very hard for me to believe that Ted ever did any sort of improv how often he is just shutting down Schlatt's bits. Like when Schlatt's talking about ground hog day and Ted just immediately starts shutting down his bit.
I'm an English teacher and I can tell you, the ubiquity of illiteracy is genuinely scary.
look on the bright side, maybe they will be so stupid theyll be immune to propaganda and will destroy the system
In the intro you can see ‘schlatt’ thought Ted had discovered what he did in the 1999
Just in time for my drive home from work… Bless these two chuckle heads
Two? TWO? *ONLY TWO!?* You forgetting tucker? Or are you a filthy hater? Huh? Which is it?
Never thought I would see Pittsburgh Dad on a ep of Chuckle Sandwich. What a time we live in.
i love the teffery and schlepstein podcast!!!
I cant wait to jelq to this episode of chuckle sandwich ☺️☺️
I prefer to edge, but yo each their own.
Congrats on one million chucklers shatt and led
shlagg and ned are great on this show
I am listening to this in an ambulance right now have a good Valentine’s Day everyone
Jambo and the sphinx have never been seen in the same room together???
Coincidence, I think not!!!!!
In how many rooms have you seen the Sphinx?
@@JustTheC one really big one
Ted’s comment at the end felt like a post credits scene teasing the next episode
I cried when I heard Schlatt will be transitioning away from the Sphinx, so many good times
Congrats on a million guys, been here since the episode numbers were in the 20s and I hope you keep it up!
Larry David was just mad that Elmo asked how everybody was doing
Ted you look like the mouse from flushed away
i love succulent sandwhich
Being from PA, I can confirm that a surprising amount of people do use "yinz" as slang for "y'all." and Schlatt was correctly saying and using the word
I never hear people use that in PA
@@MarioWolfBroa it's pittsburgh slang specifically
Schlatt immediately victim blamed Elmo. “Larry David attacked Elmo.” “Well what did Elmo say 🤔”
You guys missed a banger opportunity to tweet out something like "chuckle sandwich will be delayed this week due to schlatt being on holiday in the uk" or something.
I know a certain nightmare that teddy boy will experience on October 23, 2025
I sure love watching Chuckle Sandwich while living in Pennsylvania
As someone who lives in PA, no one who lives in PA wants to live in PA, you sorta get stuck/end up here
As an englishman, i thankyou schlatt for your service 🙌
Haven’t tuned in in a few months, very funny stuff I’ve been missing out. Missed these gentlemen chopping it up
"Schlagg" has the children locked away...
6:50 reminded me of that bit from the batman animated show where harley quinn shoots some random guy with a cancer ray
Told myself this was it if they didn’t upload today
As someone who lives in PA, I am happy to say, I have NEVER in my life said "yinz" and am in fact able to read.
'Schlatt' confirmed our Yinzer supremacy!
😂😂😂😂😂 rest in peace king of England lol
Perfect pod to listen to while constipated on Epstine island
Another joyous episode of Fuckle Manwich with Slag and Thumb!
I love Schlatt's Sphinx segment
1:30 Bro doesn't know the glizzard the og glizzy hands!
The perfect podcast to listen to while eating my blinding soup
babe wake up chuckle sandwich dropped another episode
Personally, I think Tucker deserves a short segment in the intro. Hell. Give Tucker the entire into
Slug and bed are back!
Slas broke my bones on June 30th at 7:39 PM in 2009
This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst chuckling sandwiches!
Took a couple advil pm and hopped in the shower while listening and accidentally glanced at the ingredients on the can of barbasol now can't stop hearing schlatt say "stearic acid" full volume inside my head
Schlagg has the children locked away... (in a voice that is kinda like a narrator, kinda like uh.. kinda like it's coming out of a fairy tale, like you're like a witch living like you like you're the Hansel and Grettle witch.)
I would love a section called the sphinx section, where Schlatt rants about some conspiracy theory every other episode 🤣
Who up chuckling they sandwich rn.
as a pennsylvanian who was born in NY, i have never heard the word yinz, i think that’s just a pittsburg thing lol